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diamondri · 1 month

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ok but Klaus and Five are Sirius and Regulus variants

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chuutoro · 2 years

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the euphoria of elliot page (esquire)

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just-me-screamin-42 · 2 years

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my favourite part of s3 is where diego just decides that klaus is the cool fun uncle, not the guy who can throw you two stories high and lived on the moon, or the teleporting one with time travelling stories, but the gay recovering addict with a fashion sense set in every decade at once that sees dead people and died like 58 times

#tua s3 #tua spoilers #tua s3 spoilers #the umbrella academy #im using gay as an umbrella term i know he’s pan #hehe umbrella term

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thyblake · 8 months

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Why are shows with gay people just like 10x better than any other in human existance?

Like every show with a gay person just automatically because revolutionary and has the most amazing fandoms with the most vivid, creative, awe-inspiring plots and word building.

Arcane, Good Omens, BBC Sherlock Holmes, Our Flag Means Death, Umbrella Academy, Shameless, BBC Merlin, The Last of Us, the list goes on!

But I feel like any other show, regardless of genre, just falls flat when it lacks the ✨crispness✨ of queerness. Am I the only one that thinks this?

#are gay people just built different?#good omens #our flag means death #bbc sherlock #bbc merlin #arcane #the umbrella academy #the last of us #shameless #rwby #night of the museum #Batman #young royals #I’m having so much fun just listing of shows #no but light I feel like it’s rare to find genuinely good shows that don’t have them homosexuals carrying #honestly I feel like it might be the fandom #but even just the nueonced ways in which queer tropes are portrayed is so fundamentally different from how heteronormative tropes are

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desperate-daydream · 10 months

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I LOVE YOUR WORKS SO MUCHHH!!!! Could you please make a headcannon or short story of Five having a husband who's more chaotic than Klaus? Or a shy husband but more deadly than Five?

☂️Umbrella Academy

❀ five hargreeves x male (chaotic husband) reader ⚣

A/N: thank you so much!! I’m glad that you like reading what my crazy brain creates. XD. alright, I hope you like this one.

tags/warnings: you‘re five‘s husband, you and klaus are the chaos duo

(headcanons)

so, yeah, you‘re sometimes even more chaotic than klaus

five still can‘t believe how he fell for you

well, actually, you were the one to fall at your first meeting

like literally. you fell into his arms even

he caught you and you had looked up into the most handsome face you‘ve ever seen (and that cute little frown)

that wasn‘t the last time you fell and he had to catch you

when you walked somewhere you either jumped or ran around or you were walking on top of a wall

it seems like there is nothing to stop you from your antics

get up in the middle of the night to go swimming? okay

steal a little something from that ignorant asshole that had insulted you mere moments ago? why not?

bring home any pet you find on the streets and convince five to let it stay for a while? definitely

start singing and dancing out of nowhere, wherever you are? always

five will never admit it, but you manage more often than not to convince him to help you with your crazy ideas

he will say it‘s because he has to make sure you don‘t accidentally kill yourself

but he‘s mostly just deeply in love with you

he would do anything for his husband

he‘s killed for you before and he‘d do it again

everything to see his precious chaotic husband happy

but he also saw his life flash before his eyes when you and klaus met

he literally went and got a knife to carry around at all times in case you two got into serious trouble

another thing he would never admit is that klaus was probably his favorite sibling

apparently he had a lot of sympathy or whatever for the chaotic ones

okay so, the next thing he knows he finds klaus and you laying half naked in the living room

and somehow you two had found a stray kitten again and brought it back with you

together with at least ten bags full. of. clothes.

he made his way through the bags while purposely avoiding the cat that followed him with its gaze

then he slowly shook you awake

“(y/n)“, he sighed, “..love, wake up.“

you grumbled and slowly opened your eyes

a smile formed on your face when you saw that it was your husband and you reached out your arms towards him

he sighed again but let you pull him in to cuddle

you snuggled closer but five wouldn’t let you fall asleep again, he sat up and pulled you into his lap

you took the chance to kiss him

as much as he loved kissing you your husband pulled away after a few moments

“brush your teeth“

you let out an annoyed whine and pinched his cheek

“okay, can we talk about the cat now?“

five gestured to the creature that had approached them

you bent down to pick it up and the kitten started purring while it snuggled against your chest

„Can we keep it? Pleeeeease“, you put on your best pout combined with big pleading eyes, „for just a few days?“

five sighed another time, he knew he couldn‘t resist you

he nodded and you cuddled closer to him together with the kitten

yeah, five really loved his chaotic husband

so much that he let you get through with most of your crazy ideas

in the end your chaos brightened up his days much more than anything else

#five hargreeves #five hargreaves x reader #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x male reader #x male reader #male reader #x trans male reader #trans male reader #husband reader #gay #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy

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moonyswarmsweaters · 16 days

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Me: ”Maybe my mental health isn’t that bad”

my favorite comfort characters through the years:

*Regulus Black

(Young version though)

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goeticprincecorbin · 1 year

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2023 is gonna be a great year

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reddie-as-ill-ever-be · 2 years

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IT/ST fics

#stranger things #byler #it 2017 #it 2019 #it chapter 1 #it chapter 2 #reddie #richie tozier #eddie kaspbrak #mike wheeler #mike wheeler is gay #will byers #will byers is gay #the umbrella academy

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puppyboywinger · 6 months

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me when the gay mentally ill members of a dysfunctional ass family with an irish sounding last name who also happen to be my fave characters from their respective tv shows start a cult. good shit

#quantum rambles #shameless #shameless us #the umbrella academy #tua #shameless ian #ian gallagher #gay jesus #klaus tua #klaus hargreeves

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bluddyfingertips · 5 days

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#gerard way #neil gaiman #the umbrella academy #good omens #gay #meme

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newblvotg · 6 months

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#zestybob #look into my eyes #umbrella academy #spooky #spooky season #gay artists #gay fantasy art #gayart #gay art #gay fantasy #newblvotg #gay #art #halloween

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knockoff-castiel · 10 months

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I would love it if ben was gay too but just got overshadowed in Klaus' Klausness that nobody ever noticed

#he just brings home a boyfriend one day and all his siblings are like OMG R U COMING OUT RN?!?!?! UR TOTALLY COMING OUT RN!!!!!#and hes just like “...i told you i was gay when we were 13”#tua #the umbrella academy #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #the secret better season 3 that lives in my head

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kittycowboydisco · 2 years

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things that the hargreeves should have been much more concerned about if they weren’t all about to get kugeled out of existence (but this spans all seasons):

- the actual incest going on

- their brother has a long term relationship with a mannequin

- christopher the actual cube?? does no one care that there’s a random fucking floating cube

- ANOTHER THING. christopher the cube can canonically shoot glitter and light up like that thing from cloudy with a chance of meatballs 2

- every time someone goes missing and they straight up don’t even know about it

- klaus had a fucking cult???

- the handler actually eating aj i know they don’t actually know that it happened but WHAT

- the many many ways klaus must have died as a kid and everyone was just like “haha silly klaus dw he’ll be fine” girl he is dead.

- speaking of that. klaus being completely unconcerned about playing vehicular manslaughter ball with his (not)dad (look i know it’s from years of manipulation and klaus straining for approval from his dad but it’s so funny that he’s kind of just chill with it???)

- all of sparrow ben and sloane’s family dying and they’re just like ok. um anyways let’s get blackout drunk / married (respectively)

more will be added i promise

#umbrella academy #the umbrella academy #tua #tua s3 #tua s3 spoilers #they’re all insane and gay #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #luther hargreeves #lila pitts #diego hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #i want to kill someone #christopher the cube #sloane hargreeves #ben hargreeves

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jeireilostt · 2 years

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Ah yes. I could just hear all of them internally (or externally for Klaus) screaming.

“BEAT HIS ASS BRO!! BEAT HI ASS BRO!! BEAT HIS ASS BRO BEAT HIS ASS BRO!!”

Most of them enjoy violence :) lest be honest who doesn’t.

#allison hargreeves #diego hargreeves #ben hargreeves #klaus hargreeves #five hargreeves #viktor hargreeves #luther hargeeves #Allison and Diego ENDING CAREERS #go gays #tua shitpost #tua #the umbrella academy #i’m tired #it’s 3:33am #help i just evaporated

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desperate-daydream · 1 year

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HIII I LOVE YOUR STORIES AND I WANTED TO REQUEST SOMETHING. could you write a one shot about Five Hargreeves being all tired and fluffy and cuddly with his husband? set in season 1 when he got a shot wound and his siblings took him home and Grace patched him up. The husband is very protective of Five (dominant too) so he sits by him in bed reading a book until he wakes up and then forces him to stay in bed because of his condition (he wanted to go after his siblings or smth) and so Five decides that it's not worth fighting his lover because he won't stop either way so he gives in and cuddles into his lover like the little spoon he is 🥺

☂️ Umbrella Academy

❀ Five Hargreeves x (male) husband reader ⚣

A/N: Oh, of course. That‘s a really cute idea. And thank you! It isn‘t very long unfortunately but I hope you‘ll like it anyway.

tags/warnings: plays in season 1, the storyline is a bit different I guess, you‘re Five‘s husband, mentions of a shot wound

You stay in bed

The first thing Five noticed after blacking out because of his shot wound were your hums. He was usually hyper aware of everything you did. You just had caught his attention from the very first moment.

Though it wasn‘t in a positive way at first. You were the only one other than the Handler to actually dare telling him what to do. Although, you only did it out of concern. Five had this habit of wanting to manage things alone and therefore often pushing his limits too hard.

In the end, your dominance and professionalism were intriguing to him. He couldn‘t help but fall in love with you. You had even married after accomplishing one of your several missions.

It had been as clear as day that you would come with him wherever he decided to go. Even through time to save the world and especially his siblings. Well, now you were both in the bodies of your teenage-selves.

And Five was shot. He turned his head slightly towards you as he regained all his other senses and memory. Then he remembered his goal to save the world - and his damn siblings.

He tried to sit up but you had already noticed that he was awake and quickly put away your book to get out of your chair and hold him down.

„Hey, no no no. You stay in bed.“

„But-„

„No but. You were shot. Even a man like you needs rest.“

He really couldn‘t go against your words and the stare you gave him. Alone your eyes made him give in and he laid back down. He sighed and looked up at you with a pout and big eyes - one of the faces he only ever would dare to show you.

„Then at least cuddle with me.“

You smiled faintly. „Of course, darling.“

You helped him scoot over before laying down next to him. His arms immediately went around you and his hands gripped into your shirt as he put his face in the crook of your neck. He inhaled deeply and you felt him relax in your arms when you started gently combing through his hair.

When you had first seen him in his cute school-boy glory your protectiveness had skyrocketed. Seeing him like this now made you want to wrap him in layers of protection and hold him close to you at all times.

But you couldn‘t and shouldn‘t so the only thing you could do was make sure that he stayed in bed a bit longer to let his wound heal. You were able to convince him to stay there for a day or so before even you couldn’t hold him - and to be honest also yourself - back any longer.

You went to the next point of the stop-the-apocalypse-plan while you hovered close behind your husband. A protective shadow while Five did his thing.

#five hargreeves #five hargreeves x reader #five hargreeves x male reader #x male reader #male reader #x trans male reader #trans male reader #husband reader #dom reader #gay #the umbrella academy #umbrella academy

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fiveisthedaddyhere · 2 years

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Diego is the revolted emo who loves wear black and in the minor inconvenience burst out in a wave of fury. I'm very sure he would listen to Olivia Rodrigo in secret

Allison was in her dark emo phase in season 3. Like, very very dark. Where life is a shit, God is dead and she only wants every single soul who dares to cross her path to suffocate into a plastic bag

Klaus is Klaus. He's such a richie emo, I'm not going to elaborate. You can (re)watch the series and reach your conclusions

Five, alright, you saw him in s3? Everything bout him screamed EMO. He's finally liberting the emoness inside him. He listens to rock. Deal with people is difficult. His life is blood. He burns this shit to the ground. He's a senior emo.

Both Umbrella!Ben and Sparrow!Ben are emo.

Umbrella!Ben loves gothic books, is a misunderstood romantic and cries himself to sleep at night (or at least used to when he was alive because he's a ghost and OH being dead is very emo of his part)

Sparrow!Ben is an emo in denial, but you fool nobody sir. You can wear your "rich boy" clothes, call other people emo as an insult and change your hairstyle from the end of season 2 to season 3 but you are EMO and I KNOW that

Viktor? His life is a big emo joke, I'm sorry. He listens to sad music to get even more sad, shyness who hides homicidal rage, depressed life, y'know, classical emo. Oh and destroy the whole world by PLAY A VIOLIN??? This is the apex of being emo

Lila went to play in a rock band in 80's Germany when she was having a break down, what is there more to say?

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MY POINT IS the Umbrella Academy is a story about Luther and his emo family.

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