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theaceofarrows · 1 year

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Bruce: [calling Jason] Where are you at?

Jason: [him and Damian in the middle of a gang fight] Helping the brat with his English homework

[gun shots in the background]

Bruce: Did I just hear gun shots?

Jason: I live in a bad neighborhood. You know this, Bruce

[Damian screaming a battle cry at the top of his lungs]

Bruce: Jason, what was tha-

Jason: Anyway, gotta go. The brat is butchering the pronunciations of King Richard III

Damian: [still fighting] HOOD, YOU LYING TOAD! MY PRONUNCIATIONS ARE SUPERB!

Bruce: Wait, Jason

Jason: See ya~

Bruce: JASO-

#incorrect batfamily quotes #jason todd #damian wayne #bruce wayne #batbros #batfam #batdad #literature nerd jason todd

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ereyies · 3 months

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victor frankenstein: i will make my creation breathtakingly beautiful

frankenstein's monster: well i certainly will be taking people's breaths away

#frankenstein #dr frankenstein #victor frankenstein #classic literature #mary shelly's frankenstein #frankensteins monster #the modern prometheus #the creature #frankenstiensmonster #incorrect quotes #incorrect frankenstein quotes #gothic lit memes #gothic literature #classic lit memes

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nazliwrites · 7 months

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“Books are where I find myself , for the real world is where I am already lost.”

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wheretobuygoodurl · 3 months

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#shakespeare #hamlet memes #hamlet #shakespeare memes #hamlet prince of denmark #classic literature #classic literature memes #incorrect hamlet quotes #incorrect quotes #hpod memes #laertes

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celaenaeiln · 10 months

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Dick: *searching for his teammate post-battle* Romeo, Romeo! Where art thou Romeo?

Jason: Shut up. Shut up! Don’t you dare desecrate Shakespearen literature you Neanderthal.

Dick: *offended* what?

Jason: heh, you didn’t get that? Dumb.

Dick:

Dick: Well, Little Wing, right now you’re walking an average speed of 3.1 mph and you’re going to fire your grapple gun to shoot across to another building but in order to do so you need to increase your running speed because the tension on the string is opposing the Normal force at an angle and if you count the weight of gravity, you have to calculate F=ma with cos of 46 degrees or else the grapple won’t latch on but since there’s a high frictional force between your boot and the ground, the coefficient of static friction is much higher than normal so as such, you need to lower the coefficient of kinetic friction so you have the momentum to reach peak velocity needed to boost you into the air and not suspend your rope so that’d be your final velocity squared equal to your initial velocity squared minus 2 times gravity times your final height minus your initial height. So in conclusion, your initial speed of run must be 5.3 mph if you don’t want to bash your head open on a brick wall.

Jason: what.

Dick: oh you didn’t get that? Dumb.

Jason: ….Bitch.

#sibling behavior #Jason’s literature vs dick’s physics #I just finished telling my own brother he’s dumb an hour ago bc older siblings always know better. duh #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #batfam incorrect quotes #dicks a Mathlete so for sure he’d do this #Jason is into classic literature so he’d quote a sassy Jane Austin quote and the fight would begin again #they’re petty that way

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hearts4dorlene · 1 year

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Sirius: Wanna come to Hogsmede with me?

Remus: No, I'm studying for our NEWTs

*few days later*

Sirius: Wanna stargaze with me on the Astronomy Tower?

Remus: No, I'm studying for our NEWTs

*few days later*

Sirius: You've left me with no alternative Lupin. Wanna cuddle and have chocolate and read muggle fantasy books with me?

Remus:

Remus: I guess I could have a break I suppose

#i know this is bad #but i wrote this whilst procrastinating instead of studying myself #if i study remus lupin will be proud of me #brb gonna study #screw you english literature #screw you A Levels #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #remus lupin #sirius black #marauders era #wolfstar #remus x sirius #sirius x remus #remus has lost all will to live #sirius being sirius #remus loves chocolate #remus and his studying #clingy sirius

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 5 months

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DAVE, sobbing into ROSE’S arms: karkat said he wouldnt still love me if i was a worm

KARKAT, venting to KANAYA: I DON’T KNOW WHY HE’D EVEN ASK THAT! IT’S NOT LIKE HE’S GONNA TURN INTO A WORM!

#submission #source: a Doki Doki Literature Club fan comic I found once #//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dave strider #karkat vantas #rose lalonde #kanaya maryam #davekat #mod terezi #listen karkat this is a matter of the utmost seriousness and you have just shown him some grave disrespect

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winwin17 · 4 days

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Incorrect Quote Poll

#kotlc #incorrect quote poll #incorrect text posts #incorrect quotes #kotlc incorrect quotes #incorrect kotlc quotes #keeper of the lost cities #sophie foster #fitz vacker #biana vacker #dex dizznee #keefe sencen #tam song #linh song #marella redek #wylie endal #maruca chebota #jensi babblos #fantasy literature

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quotidian-oblivion · 6 months

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Jason would be an avid fan of feminine gothic literature

#we've been doing that all semester in english #and i really cant believe it took me this long to make that conclusion #jason todd #robin ii #the second robin #jason todd robin #robin jason todd #red hood #batfamily #batfam #jason peter todd #jason wayne #jason todd wayne #gothic literature #jason todd headcanons #jason todd headcanon #batfamily headcanons #incorrect batfamily quotes #quotidian convos

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bruciemilf · 1 year

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Clark: Sure, I can explain the flight, and the lasers, and the immortality, but the Dolly Parton posters? Now that's tricky

Bruce as Batman, has Gerard Way's birthday legalized as a holiday in Gotham: ... Hm

#do yall think bruce hates country music?? i think he does but he loves dolly and analyzes her songs like they're literature classics lmaoo #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batman #superman #clark kent #incorrect quotes #superbat #bruce x clark #text

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incorrectsmashbrosquotes · 2 months

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Yo, does anyone else remember that one Goosebumps book where a girl gets a new neighbor and she thinks he's a ghost but it turns out SHE was the ghost the whole time and she and her whole family died in a fire years ago and then the guy she thought was a ghost gets caught in a fire and the girl uses her ghost powers to save him and then she crosses over and her final thoughts in this world are hoping the guy is okay and then you just sit there staring at the book because you thought you were getting some harmless spooks and instead got a story that made you question your mortality and the transient nature of life when you were twelve?

Cause that shit got me fucked up.

#incorrect super smash bros #not a quote #not smash bros #Goosebumps #RL Stine #books #literature #stories #story #writing #nostalgia #existential crisis #I was twelve man

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violet-moonstone · 9 months

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Elizabeth: *enjoying a book*

Darcy: You know, I think women are only attractive if they read–

Elizabeth: I just remembered I fucking hate reading.

#pride and prejudice #incorrect quotes #incorrect pride and prejudice quotes #elizabeth bennet #mr darcy #fitzwilliam darcy #classic literature #violet-moongem

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pelideswhore · 9 months

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