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mallorydeluna · 10 months

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(Neko! MC just casually running around to mischievously smack Lucifer's ass)

(And she does this in front of the other brothers and Diavolo because our bold MC has no shame!)

Lucifer had woken up very angry this morning, he had gone to bed around 2 AM because his paperwork kept him up. He had gotten up and gotten dressed in his normal everyday clothing.

The air around the House of Lamentation was very tense, all the brothers could feel it. They chalked it down to one simple reason, Lucifer was having a bad morning.

You, being the sweet and kind but mischievous MC, couldn't feel the intense atmosphere like the brothers could. You happily got dressed and left your room, as you made your way to the kitchen to help Levi and Satan make breakfast, you hum to yourself.

Lucifer sighed as he made his way to the dining room, he heard your humming. Normally, your voice wouldn't bother him, in fact, on a normal day, he found your voice very soothing. Today however..... He was very annoyed, anything wrong thing could set him off, you however had plans today and even if they'd set him off, you wouldn't halt said plans.

Lucifer took a slower route to the dining room, as he was walking, your humming had stopped, he sighed in relief and continued on, he was exhausted and blissfully unaware of you coming up behind him.

You smirked to yourself, with you being small and fairly petite, your footsteps were very light. You slowly approached Lucifer from behind and as you smirked even more, you lifted your hand and down came a hard smack to Lucifer's ass.

Lucifer halted his movements as he felt such a rough blow on his rear end, his eyebrows furrow and he slowly turns around, only to see you running the other route to the kitchen while giggling to yourself. Lucifer only growled and turned back to continue walking. He wasn't in the mood to chase you down or lecture you, he just wanted to get breakfast, get through his meetings, and finish the day.

You giggled to yourself as you practically pranced into the kitchen where Levi and Satan were already cooking.

Satan finishes cracking and seasoning the many red speckled devil eggs in the pan on the stove. "What's got you so giggly this morning, MC?"

Levi grabs the acidic devil blood orange juice from the fridge, he turns to look at you as well. "Yeah..... How are you so happy? Can't you feel the overwhelming atmosphere? Lucifer did not wake up in a good mood today.... We can all feel it."

You only giggle and bounce around the kitchen, grabbing the lamentatoes, a knife, and a cutting board, you start cutting and frying the lamentatoes. You smile to yourself and answer the Third and Fourth demon brothers. "I just gave Lucifer a huge surprise this morning, he probably didn't enjoy it but I don't care. What matters is, he didn't expect it." You say as your soft little black cat tail swishes around, seeming to have a mind of it's own.

Satan only sighs as he goes back to preparing the eggs, he adds the proper spices as you fry the lamentatoes and Levi pours the blood orange juice into a pitcher. "Honestly MC..... You're gonna get yourself killed if you aren't careful. When you mess with Lucifer on days like this.... You better be lucky he doesn't snap your neck...."

You only smile and continue to let the lamentatoes fry until they're soft. "Oh Satan.... That's rich coming from the guy who started the "anti Lucifer league." I'm fine, I got away from Lucifer before he even turned around."

Levi shakes his head and waits for you and Satan to finish talking. "No MC.... You don't understand. You don't know our older brother like we do. When he's angry, he can be even crueler and more sadistic than he is on a normal day. He won't hesitate to punish you, when he's angry, you won't get warnings, there won't be any lectures..... It's straight to punishment."

You smile and shrug, you pull the cut lamentatoes out of the oil and you season them. "He won't do anything to me.... I know he won't. He's worried about tainting his reputation and angering Diavolo."

Satan pinches the bridge of his nose and sighs. He plates the eggs and starts to prepare the poison apple yogurt that Lucifer enjoys. "Right.... I forgot that you and Lord Diavolo have a 'bond' of sorts...."

Levi only snickers at that and leans on his elbows on the counter. "LOL. That's vague. You mean that they fuck constantly and Lucifer's jealous..."

Satan rolls his eyes and grumbles as he then cuts the devil orange pears and the lamented peaches. "Yes.... That's exactly what I mean.... Thank you Levi."

You laugh as the two brothers bicker amongst themselves. "I'm shocked you two know. I wouldn't put it past Asmo or Mammon but you two? That's shocking. You aren't wrong though." You smile as you pick up the large plate of the cut and fried lamentatoes. "I'll wait for y'all in the dining room!"

You walk out of the kitchen, carrying the lamentatoes and the pitcher of blood orange juice. You set them on the table, the other brothers anxiously await to get their food, none of them are very talkative today. You sit down in your usual spot as Levi and Satan bring out the rest of the food that they have prepared.

Satan sits down and so does Levi. When all the food is set in place, the brothers start filling their plates. You get up and pour Lucifer some coffee instead of the blood orange juice. You smirk and pinch Lucifer's butt, even though he's sitting down.

Lucifer growls and glares at you as you sit down. He takes a sip from his coffee, his dark red eyes hold your gaze as he speaks. "Enough, MC. I'm not in the mood to deal with your mischievous antics today."

You disregard what he's saying as you smirk and put some juice in your glass, your cute little black cat ears twitch on your head and your tail only slides against Lucifer's thigh. "Whatever you say.... Luci~" You fill your plate and eat, ignoring all the brothers.

After hearing what you said, all of the brothers are shocked by your playful audacity, even Lucifer is shocked. He shakes his head and goes back to drinking his coffee, he doesn't have the energy to care.

You smirk in triumph, knowing Lucifer can't resist your cat like charm. You eat your breakfast and go back to your room to work on any missing assignments you may have for RAD.

Hours pass by as you work, you weren't too behind, you had a few short assignments done and now you were working on an essay. You were in the middle of finishing your final draft when you hear Lucifer calling your name from downstairs.

You smile to yourself, trying to find a good way to tease the already irritated Lucifer. You get up from your spot at your desk and leave your room to head to the foyer to meet Lucifer. "Yes Luci Goose~?" You say as you skip down the stairs, landing in front of a very annoyed Lucifer you continue to tease him. "Aww!!! Some sexy, prideful demon not happy today~? That's a shame...."

Lucifer's eyebrows furrow as he glares at you, he crosses his tense arms and the sura surrounding him darkens. "Enough, MC. Next time I have to tell you, you'll be in a significant amount of trouble."

You scoff and playfully roll your own eyes and you cross your arms as well. "Oh what a tragedy..... What are you gonna do? Give me a lecture in your dark and scary Daddy voice? Or maybe you'll spank me?" You smirk and lean slightly to the side and you put one hand on your hip. "So many possibilities...."

Lucifer's gaze only darkens as he snarls. He starts thinking to himself. "The audacity of this human- cat- thing....." He glares down at you and shakes his head.

You sigh, becoming bored of how negative Lucifer is, you then stand normally. "What did you call me down here for?"

Lucifer smirks and turns around, he walks out the front door and down the steps, he'd left the door open, he expected you to follow him with no complaints.

You just blink at the the open door, you roll your eyes and follow Lucifer out, shutting the door, you walk down the stairs and follow Lucifer while thinking to yourself. "I suppose I'm just going to the meeting with him.... Great." Then, the thought of Lord Diavolo fills your mind and you smile to yourself, you look up at Lucifer's back and you smirk, having formulated a plan in your head.

When you and Lucifer arrive at the castle, Barbatos is already standing at the open door, waiting to invite you in. Once you all enter the castle, Barbatos leads you and Lucifer to Lord Diavolo's office.

Lucifer knocks and Diavolo speaks from inside, a brief 'come in!' Is heard by you, Lucifer, and Barbatos. Barbatos opens the door and steps in, he holds the door open for you and Lucifer.

You walk in with Lucifer and you both stand in front of Diavolo's desk. Lord Diavolo looks up from his short stack of paperwork, he smiles broadly as his eyes fall on you and Lucifer. "Ahh!!! Lucifer, MC!!! I'm glad you could join me today! I'm in desperate need of your assistance. Follow me!" He says and stands up, he walks over to and out the door you and Lucifer had come through.

You smirk as Diavolo gestures for you to go hide, you go hide as Lucifer continues to follow Barbatos and Diavolo, he listens to them both drone on about ideas for a royal jubilee ball.

Several minutes later, Lucifer, Diavolo, and Barbatos walk past the room you're hiding in. You smirk and quietly sneak out. You quietly catch up to the group of demons. Once you get close enough, you raise your hand high and land a painful smack to Lucifer's ass.

Lucifer lets out a slight yell of surprise and he changes into his demon form. His horns sprout from his head and you back up quickly to avoid the blow of Lucifer's wings. His hand immediately moves to touch his ass and he sighs angrily.

You giggle at Lucifer's reaction. Lord Diavolo lets out a boisterous laugh and Barbatos attempts to hold in his chuckles.

You burst out laughing as Lucifer turns sharply to glare at you, he speaks in a menacing tone. "You insolent little.... In front of my brothers first, now in front of Diavolo! Really?!"

You only giggle harder as he glares at you. Your car ears flatten against your head and your tail swishes about wildly. "Get wrecked, you horny prideful bitch!"

Lucifer's eyes widen at what you just said, Lucifer hears Diavolo's uncontrollable laughter and Barbatos' amused chuckles. He turns back to them. "This isn't funny!!!"

You smirk and take your chance to slap Lucifer's ass again, you giggle as Lucifer goes rigid and starts to slowly turn around. You turn around and run. You giggle violently as you run from Lucifer.

Lucifer only looks at your retreating form. Suddenly, his shocked expression turns to one of amusement. He smirks, crosses his arms and lets out a dark chuckle. "So they were in on this...." He says, thinking about the still laughing Diavolo and Barbatos. "Fine.... If that's how MC wants to play...... Let's play. It's Daddy's turn now~"

And with that, Lucifer starts to chase you around the castle, Diavolo and Barbatos continue to laugh as they watch on. Diavolo stops laughing for a mere minute. "This opportunity was just too funny and too amazing to pass up."

Barbatos ceases his chuckles and watches you and Lucifer chase each other around. "Indeed, My Lord.... Indeed."

You and Lucifer spent the rest of the day playing hide and seek in the castle, Lord Diavolo and Barbatos had joined as well but you ended up winning. You managed to impress and gained the respect of Lucifer, Lord Diavolo, and Barbatos, Well done.

(Holy crap this was long.... It took me hours to complete. I hope you like it!)

#obey me #om! mc #om! lucifer #om! diavolo #om! barbatos #om! mammon #om! leviathan #om! satan #om! asmodeus #om! beelzebub #om! belphegor #lucifer x mc #lucifer x reader #lord diavolo x reader #fluff #ass smack #Daddy Lucifer

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l3viat8an · 11 months

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Satan would absolutely download cat-related games on his D.D.D., if those exist in the Devildom. Maybe MC could also help port human world cat games like Neko Atsume and Battle Cats to his phone!

(I low-key wanna imagine what Satan's reactions to the different cats in Battle Cats would be, considering just how weird they can get. Circular, humanoid, barely a cat, literally just a photorealistic tank with a cat face slapped on, the list goes on)

Hskhsks Satan absolutely plays all kinds of silly little cat games!! It’s like therapy but cheaper

I’m just imagining Satan playing battles cats and losing my mind grkdhsjlmao

Tho I feel like Satan would rage quit and leave a bad review that’s like 8 miles long about how the lower quality games aren’t as good / why just sticking a cats face on a human body or few lumpy pixels doesn’t actually count as a cat game 💀

#anon!#obey me!#ro rambles #obey me satan #obey me satan headcanons #obey me shenanigans #om! satan #obmswd satan

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little-witchys-garden · 9 months

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Why I love using cats in my witchcraft

I love cats, they're one of my favorite creatures and one of the few creatures I love using in my witchcraft.

I love cat symbolism, cat figures, cat themed things, cat magick, connecting with cat spirits, and allowing my own pet cats in my witchcraft.

So let's talk about cats!

The spiritual symbolism of Cats:

cats are symbolic of rebirth and resurrection, per their nine lives. Because they are nocturnal, they are also associated with darkness independence, guardian energy, the esoteric, and mystery, elegance, curiosity, independence, protection, magic, and other notable qualities.

Divine cats connect with:

Bastet

Sekhmet

Eros

Nergal

Mafdet

Kasha

Wadjet

Mishipeshu

Nyx

Selene

Ceridwen

Palu

Dawon

the yule cat

The cat sithe

Brighid

Ovinnik

Hecate

Li Shou

Ai-Apaec

Bòge cat

Freya

Maneki-neko

Tezcatlipoca

Kapitángan

And that's not even all not them!

Different cats have different meanings:

Yep that's right! We all know the black cat = bad luck thing but did you know there's lots of superstitions around cats? I'll name a few!

Black cats are bad luck unless you're a sailor or a witch then they're good luck.

For sailors white cats were bad luck!

Calico cats in Japan are actually seen as good luck and even luckier if they have a bobbed tail!

It is bad luck to cross a stream carrying a cat.

If a cat purrs at nothing, a ghost is in the room.

Bathing a cat will cause it to rain.

A cat at a wedding is a good omen

If you can pluck a pure white hair from an all-black cat without being scratched, you will be lucky all your life long

Cats can see death

Fishermen’s wives believe that their husbands will be safe at sea if a black cat is kept in the house

A kitten being born the same day as your baby means your baby will have a lucky life.

Blue eyed cats are good luck

Cats spread gossip so they should not enter rooms where private discussions are taking place.

When you see a one-eyed cat, spit on your thumb, stamp your palm with your thumb and make a wish.

Killing a cat means 17-18 years of bad luck

If a cat jumps across a grave, that corpse will return as a vampire.

If a cat sneezes three times, someone else is going to catch a cold.

If a cat has kittens in your house, it is a sign that your house has no evil spirits

If you head off on a journey and see a cat on your left side, it is a sign of good luck.

Visiting a home with a cat? Kiss the cat for good luck.

And that’s just a few cat superstitions!

Cats in witchcraft/spirituality in history:

Cats were feared and thought to indicate the presence of evil, either being the Devil himself, or a witch in disguise, a demon, a faery in disguise, undead, immortal or a ghost.

As early as the 13th century, the Catholic Church linked cats to Satan, heretics, witches, pagans, demons, ghosts, the fae, vampires and zombies. Over time during slavery of both the Irishs and Africans the church connected them too hoodoo, voodoo and Irish paganism though it was mostly because slaves would keep these creatures as cherished companions during their years of slavery since cats were a plenty and often times were from/born on the plantations. Cats also had a connection to native Americans as well! Many cats essentially pregnant Cats get abandoned by their owners left on many reservations, these abandoned cats become the devoted pets and mouse hunters on reservations helping in keeping rodent populations down And with that came native based spiritual beliefs around cats! Cats have been beloved and faithful companions of the oppressed for centuries!

Also just adding in feng shui cats are seen as protectors and good luck!

Cats also are symbols of femininity, queerness, ABC being on trans spectrum.

There's so much more about cats in mythology, folklore, superstitions, witchcraft and other spiritual beliefs!

So if you wanna add animal symbolism into your craft then the protective, lucky and mysterious cat might be for you!

Artists name on photo!

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marshmallowprotection · 7 months

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in honor of jumins birthday I think he'd like the devildom. His theories about supernatural beings WERE correct but now he's trying to see if he can buy a cursed tome that he should NOT be getting. He relates to Lucifer and how much he loves family but he thinks Satan obviously has better choices for most other things like cats. He attempts to make a pct with lucifer to make him allow satan to have cats.

(ALSO CAN WE GET THIS BOY LIKE...A GAMEBOY..why is he fixing his tie at like 8 on his OWN in his birthday art someone pls give him neko atsume so he can enjoy being a kid)

I think it would be interesting for Jumin to engage with the Devildom in any capacity. I mean, he knows he's right about the supernatural... I don't think I need to remind any of you that he was the one who took the time to invite a Vampire to the party. He knows how to find a way to secure information and communication lines with creatures that're beyond mortal comprehension. I gotta hand it to him.

You know, I don't know if he would consider making a pact with any of the demons in the Devildom. He isn't the kind of person who is in line to get anything without doing it himself. Why make a pact for a cheat in life when he would rather do the hard work himself? He has pride in himself and faith in his abilities.

I know plenty of people try to overlap him with Lucifer, but he does share traits with Satan as it stands. Being horribly mischaracterized and misunderstood is just their way of life. Satan just has people look at him as an angry mess, whereas Jumin has people think of him as a robot without feeling. I know they would be able to bond and share a lot of long, deep, and compelling conversations.

Sure, Jumin would enjoy a nice talk with Lucifer, too. They share a lot of the same family values. Sometimes, the ends justify the means. I have a feeling that any conversation shared between the two of them would make me really start to scratch my head, but in a good way. I wonder how they would handle talking about Lilith and Jihyun... very much so after the Secret Ending...

I've made mental notes of this because of my Mystic Messenger x Obey Me crossover series.

#mod kait #ask #mystic messenger #anon #mysme #mysticmessenger #mm #jumin han #han jumin #crossover

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floggingink · 8 months

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My beloved @yeats-infection tagged me 2-3 years ago: some songs that come up on shuffle!

“Let’s Stay Together,” Al Green. As perfect an opening 30 seconds as can exist. I really dig his jacket on the cover of this album

“Oh, It Is Love,” Hellogoodbye. The cataclysmic importance of Zombies! Aliens! Vampires! Dinosaurs! to my high school cultural experience cannot be overstressed. This song feels like shoes squelching on the floor of my first after-school job making smoothies and tastes like the white chocolate mochas WITH EXTRA CHOCOLATE FLAKES that the cute boy at Seattle’s Best made for me at Borders just down the sidewalk! Is it the tiny Italianate guitar? Is it Forrest Kline’s incredibly cute nasal vibrato? Is it the giddy drum explosion of the third act? Whatever else sweet aspects of scene royalty came together here… 🤌 Truly romance peaked in 2006

“Spice Up Your Life,” Spice Girls. The cataclysmic importance of Spice World to my elementary school cultural experience cannot be overstressed. Had a big crush on Posh inside the C on the front of this CD…

“She Plays Bass,” beabadoobee. Ah I heard this on one of yeatsie’s wonderful newsletters!!! How lovely indeed is the girl who plays bass <3

“Give Me the Cure,” Fugazi. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

“I Wish I Was the Moon Tonight,” Neko Case. I croon along to this alone in the car a lot

“Just One Kiss,” The Red Romance. This really got a hold on me during undergrad—I love a CLAPS ON THE BEAT song! It’s also on my mighty mighty That Chord playlist for the wah-wah-esque keyboard around 2:50. Kind of delectable ☠️💗🎀 vibes on this one…

“Hound Dog,” Big Mama Thorton. Her voice, her voice and that! Electric! Blues! Guitar!

“Rust,” Monolord. Also on That Chord for the frankly sickening gospel organ/heavy metal conglomeration at the end of the first minute. Heard this off the impeccably-named metallic fuckery playlist tits, clits, Satan, curated by the pinup artist who designed my motorcycle ring

“The Fallen,” Franz Ferdinand. The cataclysmic importance of You Could Ha[gunshot] I think about the word “slick” a lot as it’s used to describe some of the licky, jammy music I love from this era—The Strokes were forever “slick” in Spin. The Fratellis were kind of slick! The aughts’ Arctic Monkeys were a bit slick… I think FF firing on all cylinders as they so often are were the slickest! A perfect album.

I respectfully solicit @sullypants, @village-skeptic, @nimmieamee, and @gingertumericlemon

#music #i say

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