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darkmegs · 2 years

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THEIR “FANGIRL” LIKES YOU, NOT HIM!! PT. 2 (sugawara koushi and iwaizumi hajime)

warning: x gn!reader, crack, shirtless suga, enjoy our cute boys. please let me know if there are any mistakes~

a/n: you lot seemed to really enjoy the first part so here’s part 2!!

[ part 1 (oikawa, atsumu & suna) ]

SUGAWARA KOUSHI

forever known as karasuno’s angel—which, by the way, was incredibly inaccurate—one can only imagine the heaps of girls his fandom fostered.

they would fawn over the pretty setter for both his looks and his charming personality, and even empathize with his situation of being replaced; this earned kageyama many glares from suga’s dedicated fan base, not that the oblivious first year noticed.

“we got it!!”

you, yachi, and kiyoko walked into the gymnasium, hauling the boxes of jerseys for the boys.

“wow!! it looks so cool!!!” hinata jumped with excitement.

“go on and try it on. let us know if it fits so we can make alterations in time for the inter-high tournament.” coach ukai told them, nodding towards the three of you managers.

“looks like i’m the star of the show,” noya declared, chest puffed out in pride. hinata gasped loudly, eyeing the orange set the libero had on.

suga laughed, taking his shirt off to try his jersey on. right on cue, a crowd of girls appeared by the gym windows, peering with watchful eyes at the scene ahead of them.

yachi tugged on your sleeve, “umm, senpai? those girls are here again…”

you looked up and spotted the sight. groaning, you handed your clipboard to yachi, “i’ll shoo them away.”

you marched towards the exit with purpose. once you stood there, you cleared your throat. the girls jumped like frightened cats and scurried against each other.

“ladies, is this any way to act? it’s creepy. do you want to make the boys uncomfortable?” you asked, with your hands on your hips.

they blinked.

“we’re only here for sugawara-san, not the boys!”

the crowd agreed, and you dragged your palm against your face. then, you heard the familiar voice of your boyfriend walking up behind you.

“hey, y/n. could you get this in a bigger size? it’s too tight around my biceps.”

wrong timing.

you sighed, “here we go.” suga only looked at you in confusion, before he heard the erupt squeals and chants the girls unleashed from seeing a shirtless sugawara right in front of them.

as you massaged your temples to ease the growing headache they were giving you, you failed to notice the girl walking up to you two.

“why are you standing so close?!”

you looked up and saw a first year, her eyesbrows furrowed together and her fists clenched in fury.

you and suga looked at each other. you opened your mouth to protest, but you didn’t get the chance to do anything when you felt her harshly tugging you towards her, making you stumble in your step. the girl wrapped her arm around your waist, steadying you in place. to prevent yourself from falling, your arms instinctively reached out to hang around her shoulders.

slowly, she raised an accusing finger at suga. “do you have no respect for y/n? with your sweaty body so close; you’ll taint my beloved’s honor!”

“your beloved?” suga repeated, tilting his head.

“have some decency and cover yourself up,” the girl told him, “or else your gym odor will dilute the scent of y/n’s shampoo.”

“my shampoo?” you asked, “do i even know—“

“emi-chan, from class 1-2. delighted to finally meet you, y/n-senpai.” she smiled, “though i am sorry i did not come to you earlier; i should have stopped this boy from besmirching your grace sooner!”

suga chuckled, “‘besmirching y/n’s grace’? i had no idea that was a thing.”

emi looked at him as though he were worth nothing, “yes, well, i don’t expect you to find fault in your actions, but just know that there is a fault.”

“oh my,” suga couldn’t help but find this ordeal amusing, he raised his arms up in faux surrender.

“and my lovely y/n must have rose-colored glasses on,” she turned to you, “when will you realize that he doesn’t deserve you?”

you blinked, “i—i like suga…a lot.”

sugawara blushed in the background, “aww thank you, angel. i like you a lot, too.”

emi pretended she didn’t hear him. “but..i like you a lot as well…won’t you like me, too?” she asked, her eyes slowly getting glossy.

“i’m sorry, emi, but i don’t know anything about you. besides your interest in my choice of shampoo, of course.” you said.

her bottom lip quivered, “oh…”

she gently let go, allowing you to stand up straight and flatten your clothes down. she looked tragically dejected, and you felt a bit bad.

“suga-senpai.” she eventually spoke up, her eyes darkly casted on the ground.

“…yes?”

“take care of y/n. if i see you staining their honor again, you’ll be hearing from me.” she told him.

suga nodded, “roger that. i wouldn’t want to feel your wrath, emi-chan.”

“i didn’t give you permission to call me that. it’s sato-san to you.”

suga saluted her, “yes, ma’am—i mean, sato-san.” he was having too much fun with this.

she nodded, approvingly. “you might be karasuno’s angel, but you’re the devil in my eyes.” she said, striding away from the gym with confidence.

sugawara leaned in closer to you with a mischievous smirk, “well, at least she’s right about that.”

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

he couldn’t believe it himself, honestly.

iwaizumi was so used to oikawa having all the pretty girls’ attention. his breath hitched when he first heard about it from matsukawa and hanamaki. the two swear they saw iwa blushing that day.

but iwaizumi was more than infatuated with you; he barely paid any heed towards his fangirls. you often giggled, telling him it was fine to talk to them whenever he was approached after a game. but he would always shake his head, wrapping his strong arms around you and muttering a low, ‘your attention is enough for me.’

“tooru-kun!!”

iwaizumi rolled his eyes. before every match, the seijoh cheerleaders passed by and flirted with their suave captain. the wing spiker found it incredibly irritating and he began walking away just like every other time, when some of the cheerleaders made their way to him.

“iwa!!”

he turned around and saw two cheerleaders approaching him. they waved, an unmistakable blush coating their cheeks.

“hi, iwa-kun…” one greeted.

the other giggled, “why are you so formal? i’m sure senpai is fine with us calling him haji. right, haji?”

iwaizumi cleared his throat loudly, feeling uncomfortable at the pet name; only you called him that. he heard oikawa’s teasing laughter, and he didn’t hesitate to throw a water bottle at the immature setter.

“who’s that?” iwaizumi quickly tried to change the topic, noticing a cowering girl standing behind them. it took the two girls a few seconds to snap out of their daze; too busy staring at iwa to register his words.

“eh? oh th-that’s hina-chan.”

iwaizumi nodded, as one of the girls grew bolder and leaned in to whisper in his ear, “she’s shy.”

the girl—hina—realized iwaizumi was looking at her and scurried away. the girls snickered, “she talks about you during practice; always asking questions about you and y/n.”

iwaizumi couldn’t care less if some girls were gossiping about him, but when you were involved, he had to intervene.

“oh yeah? and what does she say about y/n?” he asked, crossing his arms.

“hmm,” the girl tapped her chin in thought, “things like ‘why are they together?’ or ‘he shouldn’t be with them!’ and so on.”

iwaizumi could practically feel the vein in his forehead popping, a low growl scratching the back of his throat. his eyes immediately tried to find you, only to spot hina-chan talking to you.

he immediately jogged over to you, spotting the frown you wore on your face as hina spoke with burning fervor.

“and what’s going on here?” he asked, instantly wrapping an arm around you protectively.

hina looked away and huffed, “nothing.”

“really? you seemed to have been terrorizing y/n from the looks of it.”

her eyes widened, “i would never terrorize my darling y/n!”

now iwaizumi was incredibly confused. he thought hina was harassing you about him like a crazed fangirl but he seemed to have been greatly misled.

“ha?” he asked. you quickly held onto his arm to explain, “haji—“

“y/n shouldn’t be with you! y/n should be with me! i was only trying to prove how hostile you are!”

if iwaizumi wasn’t angry before, he sure was now. him? hostile? with you?!

“i’ll have you know i treat y/n with the upmost respect and care. a-at least i hope y/n knows i do…” he scratched the back of his head. “but i’d never be aggressive with them!” he grumbled, folding his arms over his chest with a scornful huff.

hina gasped, “but you threw a water bottle at oikawa-san! that’s very aggressive if you ask me!”

iwa scoffed, “that’s because he’s an idiot.”

deciding to speak up, you pulled iwaizumi closer to you. “hina…haji is a very good boyfriend. he treats me very well—he’s such a gentleman, really. he would never lay a finger on me, not a chance. so, you shouldn’t worry about him being “hostile” towards me, because he would never do such a thing.”

iwaizumi felt his ears burn at your words, and he cleared his throat in an attempt to swallow down his flustered feelings. you smiled as he lifted his hand up to cover his reddening face.

“i-i see…”

the pair of you watched as hina’s cheeks started heating up, her legs awkwardly shuffling in place as she gripped onto the ends of her skirt.

“i am s-so sorry, iwaizumi-senpai! i seem to have misunderstood…my sincerest apologies, i won’t bother you or y/n again!!” and with that, she ran back to her fellow cheerleaders, hiding behind them as tears started forming in her eyes due to embarrassment.

“she seemed really sweet,” you commented, turning to iwaizumi.

he nodded, still feeling a bit shy. you only grinned and poked his side playfully, “good luck on the game, haji. play well for me, okay?”

he coughed loudly, “right.” he said, before stalking back to his trio of friends, who were currently clutching their stomachs in a fit of laughter.

you heard a distant “who are you laughing at, dumbass?”, followed by a harsh thud, accompanied with the captain’s cry for help.

sorry for being so inactive, folks. i’m wrapping up my last semester and graduating soon so it’s been pretty hectic but i hope you enjoyed this short post hehe, till next time!

thanks for calling darkmegs!!

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unlikelykidheart · 1 month

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~Karasuno and the type of books they would read

°Sawamura Daichi-I feel like he would read some kind of self help book that would help with anger issues and stress.

°Sugawara Koushi- Smut.

°Azumane Asahi-The cute rom-coms with cartoon covers.

°Shimizu Kiyoko-Dark fantasy that sometimes has the most hideous smut.

°Ennoshita Chikara-Mangas and specifically Shonen mangas.

°Narita Kazuhito-Self help books to become a better person.

°Kinoshita hisahi-Shojo mangas and he will never admit that he cried a river while reading and watching your name.

°Tanaka Ryunosuke-The household wife's guide to cooking is a book that he reads for fun.

°Nishinoya Yuu-Any type of book that has pictures in it and he'll just look through the pictures instead of reading.

Hinata Shoyo- He's a huge fan of comics and mangas that have a female protagonist.(He thinks they're the coolest.)

Kageyama Tobio- Can't read. But is an expert when it comes to reading books about volleyball.

°Tsukishima Kei- Sci-fi books that have a dystopian setting and very cool ass characters.

°Yamaguchi Tadashi-High fantasy that has stuff like murder,arson etc.(Yknow that usual)

°Hitoka Yachi-Any type of manga and sometimes borrows rom-coms from Asahi.

( A.N-I'll make a future post for books that they most definitely own.So stay healthy and wait for me ~~)

#haikyuu #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanons #hinata shouyou #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #asahi azumane #narita kazuhito #kageyama tobio #yachi hitoka

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bananawafers · 1 month

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I want to edit them to this song. My babies .

#SoundCloud #haikyuu x reader #sugawara x reader #sugawara koushi #yamaguchi tadashi #yamaguchi x reader #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu

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fluffyf0x · 1 year

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Asking you out on Valentines hq boys

Osamu, Oikawa, Sugawara, Hinata

Osamu

Trust me when I say that he will make so many homemade food. But they're absolute heaven sent. He probably made onigiris, heart shaped. Then added homemade chocolates. He made them all himself. Wasn't really sure if he wanted to leave it on your desk the next morning or give it to you straight ahead.

Ends up being caught placing it on your table. It was lunch time and everyone was gone so Osamu took the chance. You forgot your lunch then caught him placing the food on your table. Osamu was really flustered. But you laughed it off and took the chocolates and onigiri. Saying that you'll have it for lunch instead. You weren't dense. You knew Osamu liked you. So instead of letting him speak, you simply pecked his lips. Leaving him stunned.

"Be my boyfriend?"

Oikawa

Idc what y'all say, but he made the loudest confession. EVER. Like he walked through those doors, roses in hand and just shouted

"(NAME), I LIKE YOU, GO OUT WITH ME"

Don't reject him. Please. He's gonna treat you well.

He radiates malewife energy I swear.

Later on he'd probably ask you out again, in more peaceful and quiet place. No one around. He wants you to be completely honest. Because he knows you could've been a bit too stunned and forced to say yes in the confession in the crowd. So he really wants to make sure to save you trouble and doesn't want you to be in a relationship that's forced.

You confirm to him and say yes that you really like him too. And that you'd be glad to be his s/o.

Sugawara

He's so- chaotic. Canonically he's so chaotic. So he'd probably also be a bit chaotic confessing to you. He'd bring chocolates and then ask you out somewhere peaceful. He prepared a whole ass speech but he'd be stuttering every sentence and he'd keep messing up his words. Til he'd give up and just straight tell you.

You could merely smile when he confesses to you. You accept his confession.

Filled with joy, he'd probably hug you tightly afterwards. Basking in your presence.

Hinata

I was really unsure how to imagine this at first, but I feel like he'd actually ask advice from the team. Most of them offer to help him confess. So you end up in the volleyball gym, with no one there. Baited by Yachi and Yamaguchi.

Hinata comes to the gym, with flowers and chocolates and a really red face.

He'd stutter and mess his words up a lot too. But he'll be able to send the message to you. The message where he liked you, no- loved you. He'd do everything for you. He also would've said that he did his best in his volleyball matches so that he can try to impress you.

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kimbapisnotsushi · 16 days

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semi 🤝 suga

their coworkers not believing they have famous (?) boyfriends in another country

#semi eita #semiten #sugawara koushi #oisuga #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu hcs #sou says stuff #SEMITENS COME GET IT #i put a question mark bc i'm not really sure if tendou is famous #but he appeared on tv which means something #i'm just saying i think it'd be really funny for semi and suga #two of the characters who ended up with the most general everyday jobs #that would presumably have no connections to anyone famous #especially not in their small silly little corner of miyagi #and work with other prefectly normal boring everyday people #to have famous bfs in other countries bc that would just be ASTOUNDING to their coworkers #suga's coworkers think it's a lie so he can worm out of the blind dates they try to set up with him #semi's coworkers think he's just messing around bc let's be real #a chocolatier is a pretty randomn choice of a partner

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lovrboyx · 15 days

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How the Haikyuu boys flirt

Kageyama - kinda meanly does things for you, really loud and awkward about it

Hinata - laughs way too hard at your jokes, but in turn always tries to make you laugh. Hangs on to your every word. Low key like a puppy

Yams - he just wants to spend time with you. All the time. Running errands? Oh he’ll go w you no problem. Running to the vending machine between classes oh let me walk you. Wanna sit on a FaceTime call and not talk and separately do different things together? Yams is your man

Tsukki - makes fun of you, shares his earbuds

Suga - he just wants to help you with everything. His love language is definitely acts of service

#i found these in my notes from #like #THREE YEARS AGO #and i am not nearly as obsessed as i was pfff #but im clearing out my notes and didnt want to just get rid of them so i figured id post it here lol #sal.txt #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanons #hinata #kageyama #yamaguchi tadashi #tsukki #sugawara koushi

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weezmancer3 · 3 months

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Snow Day!!

We got some snow where I live (and I'm finally out of my slump) so here are some Haikyuu characters enjoying a Snow Day!!

Kageyama and Hinata try to play volleyball but the cold makes it hard for Kags to use his hands (he refuses to touch the ball through gloves) so they go insane and start a snowball fight that turns into an all out war.

Tsukki is making snow-men. Yamaguchi helps him. They make snow-man versions of the entire team and send pictures to the rest of the team.

Noya and Tanaka find Kageyama and Hinata and join the war efforts. They text the other 2nd years for re-enforcments (Who show up with sleds to use as shields).

The third years show up to watch some of the war, but leave for Suga's house to drink hot chocolate and watch a movie.

Asahi falls asleep at Suga's house and Daichi wakes him up by dumping a bucket of snow on his head while Suga records it.

Asahi catches a cold from his wet hair, so the team shows up at his house to caroll him back to health (Nishinoya's idea). Asahi's parents have to shoo the team from their property.

I was planning to post more over break but kind of did the complete opposite. Consider this an apology. :)

#haikyuu #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanons #karasuno #karasuno headcannons #kageyama tobio #hinata shouyou #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #nishinoya yuu #tanaka ryuunosuke #karasuno second years #asahi azumane #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #snowman #snow day #shenanigans #I love them so much

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allora1233 · 1 year

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ℍℚ: 𝔽𝕒𝕧𝕠𝕣𝕚𝕥𝕖 𝕋𝕪𝕡𝕖 𝕠𝕗 𝕂𝕚𝕤𝕤

Happy Valentines Day! It's not much, but I wanted to make something small for today. I will also be posting a MHA and BTS one as well within these next two days. 😘

𝔽𝕝𝕦𝕗𝕗

Hinata- To make the other shut up from the idiotic nonsense the other is talking about but hey you both enjoy it so the other person is going to say idiotic nonsense more often

Kageyama- A surprise kiss from the one who never makes the first move

Tsukishima- Both leaning against each other supporting each other up

Yamaguchi- Kisses on the forehead to make the person feel better

Tanaka- Kisses that trail from the collarbone to the neck up to the jaw, to the cheek, getting closer and closer to the lips until the two finally kiss

Nishinoya- A kiss on the hand before asking them to dance

Sugawara- Hands in each others hair messing each other's hair up (and then fixing it for each other)

Asahi- Kissing and realizing that this is the person they love and smiling because they know that the other loves them back just as much

Daichi- Not being able to speak properly after the kiss ends

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Kuroo- The kiss that leaves a tingly feeling for the whole day and makes you want more

Kenma- Tracing the other's lips after kissing them because those are the softest lips you know and you just kissed those

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Oikawa- Whispering "I love you" between kisses

Iwaizumi- Soft kissing to both of them kissing passionately not letting each other go even though they have to leave

Mad Dog- Soft kisses on the neck that make you giggle and he kisses you more on the neck just to hear you laugh

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Bokuto- The super long kiss that wasn't intended

Akaashi- Where both are breathless from the kisses

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Ushijima- Kisses that travel from the persons face down to their neck (height difference)

Tendou- Comforting kisses... the sweet little light ones

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kingdaddydaichi · 1 year

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‎♡‧₊˚ HAIKYUU BOYS WHEN THEY GET SICK

ft. daichi. osamu. bokuto. suga. asahi.

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‎♡‧₊˚ DAICHI

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Work

WILL STILL TRY TO GO TO WORK

“daichi, baby, you can’t go to work! you work with the public. what if you get people sick? what kind of police officer gets people sick? your job is to serve and protect and you can’t even protect people from your own germs? no, you shouldn’t go!”

but he’ll try to go in any damn way😤

“nah, i’m fine!” he’ll say before going into a coughing fit.

stubborn man

he’ll get ready for work looking and feeling like shit, but he’s determined - he’s Going To Work™️

it would take an army to stand between him and his sense of duty

mans won’t listen to reason

so after he leaves, you send a text to his sergeant: “i tried! i tried to get him to stay home but he wouldn’t listen.”

sarge is like: “damn workhorse.”

gets yelled at by his boss at the station then comes back home

his sergeant’s all “what the fuck are you doing here? go the fuck home. that’s an order, sawamura! i’ll take your fucking badge!”

Home

45 mins later he comes walking back IN the door

and you’re just there like “mmhmm” as he hangs his tired head and mopes back to the bedroom to change out of his uniform and back into his pajamas

daichi: you texted him, didn’t you?

you: how far did you make it in before he turned you away?

daichi: he was waiting outside. wouldn’t even let me in the door.

“i told you. you work too hard, baby," you say, following behind him with the cooling strip you just grabbed from the fridge. you’d put it in there to start getting cold as soon as you realized he wasn’t feeling well.

he was on his back when you woke up next to him that morning, his t-shirt slightly damp in the front and back. he’d been sniffling and congested since he got home from work yesterday afternoon.

will still try to do everything himself

you’ll come through the living room to check on him and find that your sick husband is missing from the couch.

so you finally get him settled down on the couch only to return after leaving the room for a few minutes and…your husband is missing from the couch! AGAIN!

“are you serious?�� you go looking for him, exasperated. “daichi?!”

“‘m in here,” he croaks from the kitchen.

“what are you doing?” you ask impatiently.

“i wanted more tea.”

“i told you if you needed anything, let me know, i’ll get it for you!”

you have to shoo him back to the couch while insisting that you’re going to take care of him.

Medicine

he’ll take medicine. he’s stubborn, not stupid. he’s Enneagram Type 1.

“if you get sick, you take medicine. why? ‘cause that’s what you’re supposed to do.”

Doctor

won’t go unless he’s been sick for a few days and isn’t getting better. and even then you have to make the appt for him sometimes. 🙄

stubborn, stubborn man. 😮‍💨 but you love him more than the sun loves the moon.

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‎♡‧₊˚ OSAMU

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Work

he wouldn’t go to work; it wouldn’t be difficult to get him to stay home bc he knows he works in the food business and he doesn’t want to contaminate any food or run the risk of spreading anything around.

he’s got customers AND employees to think about!

once he feels better tho and he’s not contagious anymore, even if his symptoms aren’t completely gone yet, he’ll go to work and wear a mask which is pretty standard if you're sick in Japan anyway.

Home

he’s just so chill

he’s been calling the shop every 2 hours. “how’s everything going? did so-and-so show up? did you clean out the rice cooker?”

he doesn’t mean to micromanage, he just misses his business. and he’s hands on. he works the front of the house ffs.

maybe he just calls a couple of times a day tho.

“how’s everything going? hm…okay. if you need anything, call. you know how to get in touch with me. please call me."

employee: "what?"

osamu: "what?"

Medicine

used to be anti-medicine UNTIL he became a business owner

“i don’t need no stinkin’ medicine.”

he’s a tough guy

but nowadays, he wants to hurry up and feel better so he can get back to work.

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‎♡‧₊˚ BOKUTO

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Work

he would be bummed bc he couldn’t practice or play with the jackals. he doesn’t even get to sit on the bench bc he has to stay home. the team is like “stay. the. hell. away. from. us.”

he got the whole team sick once so now he sneezes during practice and everybody just stops and turns around and looks at him like “istg bokuto! are you sick? if you sneeze again, you’re outta here, we are NOT going through that again!”

the whole team once got a stomach bug on his account. he tried to power through it and went to practice and they had a big match the next day, but everybody was fucking SHITTING, PUKING and the whole fucking team was down. they had to forfeit the game and chalk it up as a loss. they were so pissed at bo.

bo rolled his ankle during a game once and had to be benched. he was so bummed that he couldn’t play as you walked with him and the assistant coach to the infirmary to have it checked out. once there, his foot was propped and iced. you told him you’d be right back and he looked up at you with limp hair and sad owl eyes, but you assured him you’d be right back.

you ran to the away campus’s gift store and managed to find an owl plushie. you held it up, beaming at it. perfect! you rushed to the cashier to pay for it before running back to the infirmary.

holding the plushie behind your back, you opened the door and walked inside, bo’s hair and facial expression just as you’d left it. but his eyebrows arched in curiosity as you smiled at him before presenting him with the owl. his hair perked back up as a pouty smile covered his face, his big, round golden eyes filling with unshed tears.

“for me?”

“for you,” you nodded, proffering it with outstretched arms.

“y/nnnnn!” he cried, grabbing your arms and pulling you into his lap to hug both you and the plushie.

you kissed his cheek with a sweet smile. “i hope this helps you feel better, baby.”

he clung to that owl plushie for the rest of the game, like a mother owl protecting her owlet.

to this day, whenever he gets sick, he asks for the owl plushie. it’s his comfort lovey, his security plushie.

he’s so adorable…like an overgrown toddler, basically.

i luz he.

Home

B A B Y

he’s SUCH a baby about it the whole damn time

omg you will just hear him groaning from the other room

just “ohh ughhh ohmygod uhhh…i feel so awful…oh god i can’t breathe through my nose…ohhh i’m so hungry but i don’t wanna get up and get anything to eat…babyyyyy can i have a grilled cheese sandwich?”

he’s so sweet about it but he’s a baby

he’s such a hypochondriac, y’all.

Virgo much?

he’s all up on webmd using the symptom checker

“i don’t know, baby. what if it’s not just a cold? what if it’s this rare disease that’s only found in Antarctica?”

“bo, you don’t have that. only penguins get that. stop.”

you finally have to just take his phone away so he’ll stop googling stuff and trying to diagnose himself with a brain tumor

“bo, you not being good at math is NOT a brain tumor symptom!”

he gets so much as a sniffle and he’s down for the count

he can barely get out of bed

“baby, come check my head. am i hot? am i running fever? where’s the thermometer?”

“no, baby, you don’t feel warm.”

“are you sure? you better get the thermometer and check just in case.”

Medicine

will take ALL the medicines

he’ll be looking for the cough suppressant and you’re like “bo! you don’t even have a cough.”

“i don’t care! i need all the things!”

you have to keep the medicine cabinet under lock and key, otherwise you might find him hallucinating and drunk on a cocktail of NyQuil, DayQuil, Benadryl, eyedrops, heartburn medicine, and Orajel.

Doctor

calls a neurologist and tries to schedule a CT scan.

and you’re in the background, “BO! I TOLD YOU YOU DO NOT HAVE THAT PENGUIN DISEASE! DO NOT SCHEDULE A CT SCAN!”

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‎♡‧₊˚ SUGA

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Work

finally, someone with enough sense to stay home from work when he’s sick. you won’t have to tell him twice bc he cares about all the crotch goblins at school and doesn’t want to get all those kids sick.

Home

suga…he’s clever

and mischievous

getting him to stay home from work is a piece of cake, but good luck getting him to stay down

he takes care of others, not the other way around

you catch him doing stuff too

unlike with daichi, it’s not that he doesn’t want to be a burden, it’s that he can’t NOT be a caretaker?

you try to take care of him but he ends up taking care of you…and you’re not even sick?

like, not only does he not let you take care of him, he does stuff for you

he doesn’t go out of his way to do stuff for you, he’s just thinking like finally! i’ve got a day off during the week so i can get some things done around here. stuck at home, can’t go anywhere else so it’s a perfect opportunity to get caught up with housework!

you try to stay home too to take care of him but he INSISTS that you leave

“i will kick you out of the house if you don’t leave!”

so you leave - you go to work but before you walk out the door you point at him and you’re like “okay…but you better rest! i know you! you’ll take this opportunity to get a bunch of shit done around the house. don’t you do it! you better rest and take it easy!”

and he’s all “yes, okay, yeah yeah yeah. fine. go. bye.”

and sure enough you come home after work later and this motherfucker has done laundry, he’s probably prepped dinner, graded homework - and he’s laid up on the couch just GROANING bc of how terrible he feels. and you just look at him with your hand on your hip like “mmhmm! mmhmm! look at you now. see! i told you!”

he told you “sure! sure i won’t do any work…” liar

you come home and he can barely hold his head up.

poor guy.

“i don’t feel sorry for you. you did this to yourself.”

but you take care of him anyway. “suga? why do you do this to yourself, baby? next time you get sick i’m getting horse tranquilizer to make sure you get rest. i’ll put you down sir!”

Medicine

so when you get home and he’s remodeled the house, having forgotten to take any medicine so now not only is he exhausted from overworking himself when he should’ve been fucking resting, but also his symptoms have gotten out of hand.

“well,” you put your hand on your hip and raise your eyebrows at him as he lies groaning on the living room floor. “i hope you’re satisfied. because now you’re staying home tomorrow too. on the bright side, you’ve gotten all the work done around here so I guess tomorrow you might actually rest." cute dumbass sometimes.

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‎♡‧₊˚ ASAHI

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Work:

he’s so easy?

“asahi, you’re sick, baby. you need to stay home from work.”

“okay.” he’s not gonna argue.

he might try to say “well i’ve got such and such show coming up. i’ve gotta have this and that done…”

and you’re just “asa. that’s why you have people there to back you up. you’re not a one man team. your colleagues will help. you’ll more than make up for it bc you’re such an amazing designer! now go lay down.” and he will. 🥲

Home

he’s not gonna fight you on anything bc he doesn’t fight at all

he’s a lover, not a fighter

model patient

avoids conflict at all costs

“yes, darling. yes, dear. okay. okay.”

doesn’t complain

so easy to take care of

except he won’t ask for shit

will either try to get stuff himself or just go without bc he can’t decide what’s worse - burdening you, or getting in trouble for being up walking around again bc you told him to let you know if he needed something

so he just kinda tries to do without shit? and you have to come check on him.

“asahi? when’s the last time you had a drink of water?”

“uhh…two hours ago?”

“ASAHI!”

“it doesn’t matter what I do, i feel bad! i can’t win for losing!”

finally you get through to him and he’ll ask for shit, but he’ll apologize first. like “um, babe? uhh…”

“hm? what ya need, asa?”

“umm, i’m so sorry to bother you but would you…could you…possibly…maybe…potentially…”

“oh my god, spit it out. and don’t apologize.”

“oh,” he says, averting his eyes in shame. “s-sorry.”

“stahhp!”

"sorry"

Medicine

he will take it bc you told him to and he doesn’t want to fight

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apollodarling-writes · 1 year

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yandere sugawara hc?

ily sm for this.

fun fact: i actually kin sugawara.

tws: blood/gore, murder, gaslighting, manipulation, Stockholm Syndrome, stalking, non-con, somnophilia, kidnapping, murder-suicide

YAN! SUGAWARA KOSHI HCs

Sugawara would, at first, admire you from afar. Watching as you joke with your friends, eat your lunch, and so on.

Sugawara would develop a crush on you that way. He would notice all the cute habits you have and the way your nose crinkles when your friends say something weird/gross, the way your eyes brighten when you laugh. He would notice everything.

Sugawara would find you on social media and stalk your page, looking for things to talk to you about. If he doesn't know/isn't interested in something you are, you better believe that he will research it.

Eventually, Sugawara would notice that he has competition. Whether it be you crushing on someone else or some rando crushing on you- he would be jealous. So so so so so jealous. He can't stand it.

Suga would work up the courage to speak to you and you two would become friends. He'd ask you to come to his practice games and he would ask you to hang out.

Suga would for sure be delusional but have moments where he realizes what he's doing is wrong. He would justify it somehow. Saying that he wasn't stalking you, he was just making sure you were safe... all the time. He wasn't killing people in cold blood, he was just making sure they didn't hurt you.

Before the murders start, he would secretly spread rumors about you. Horrible things. He feels bad, kind of. But, he knows that you'll be happier with him. He's the only one that's worthy of you.

And, when everyone leaves you, you'll cling to him. He'll be so happy. Don't even think about trying to reconnect and explain yourself to those losers, they didn't even ask you if it was true. They just left. Truly a blessing in disguise, if you ask him.

Suga would sneak into your room at night and take things from your dresser, like your panties/underwear/boxers and use them at home to get off. He'd cut portions of your hair off while you sleep, using it for voodoo.

Worst of all, when you fall asleep, he would use your hands or your thighs you pleasure himself while he touches you. He would be drunk off of your sleepy moans and the adrenaline. He secretly hopes you would wake up.

He would also take pictures of you. Pictures of you changing, pictures of you sleeping, pictures of you laughing, staring off into space, crying, etc.

When he starts killing people off, those 'friends' of yours would be first. Suga eliminates people that catch on and people that speak ill of you, as well as people that have feelings for you/people you had feelings for. He doesn't really want to hurt your family, but he will if he has to.

Suga will without a doubt, kidnap you. He'll run away with you to a cabin deep in the woods and keep you there. He'll lock you in a room until he can trust you.

Sugawara will keep you locked in that room, chained to the bed until you learn to lean on him. Sure, you'll hate him at first, but when you realize that he's all you have and he's the only one who will ever love you, you'll behave.

Sugawara will for sure feed you, clean you, bathe you, give you water, etc. He will take care of you, using the chains as an excuse.

He would also sleep beside you. He would cuddle up to you at night, kiss your forehead, and tell you all the good things that the two of you could have if you would just behave. He would also force affection maybe including sexual intimacy.

Sugawara uses the training system. He will reward you when you behave and he'll punish you when you break a rule. Behave, please. He'll cripple you if he needs to.

Suga is delusional, remember? So when he forces you you say that you love him, he knows you mean it.

Body worship. Suga loves everything about you. Doesn't matter your size, color, blemishes, etc. Will worship you in entirety.

He won't tell you that he kills people handles people for you. He wants you happy at all times, so he'll do anything to keep it that way.

If you have a uterus, Suga wants to have tons of children with you. Will definitely use your child to keep you in line.

If you manage to escape, he'll catch you before you can get help and take you back home.

If you manage to escape and get help he'll kill you and them himself. If he can't have you, no one can.

However, if you stay with him, when both of you turn eighteen and he trusts you enough, he'll integrate you back into society and tell everyone that you two decided to run away because you wanted to be safe. You'll be a wonderful housewife/house-husband/ house... spouse??

They'll never figure out that he was the murderer. He's too smart.

"[Name]-chan, I love you so so so so so so much. You love me too, right? Right?... I'm so glad. I knew you loved me."

"Don't cry. I'm just making sure you're safe."

"Sweetie, don't worry about them. They didn't even ask if you did those things. What friend leaves you over some silly rumor?"

"Don't worry, baby. I'm here. I'll always be here."

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keitea · 1 year

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haikyuu guys as kpop stans

[note: thought about this at like 1/2am?? today and i got excited LOL today has been a really good day for me :) hope yall had a good day too so far !! if not, i hope this cheers you up <3 IM SORRY IF THIS IS OOC I GOT TOO EXCITED]

— tsukishima: exo & rv!

i'm gonna hc that he's liked them since debut (hq timeline started in 2012 !!)

he probably found out about them because he's a sm stan (got into shinee first!)

he really likes their discography and may have collected a few albums :) he listens to them everyday on repeat as he should

would probs have a twt acc but mainly retweets exo content

as for rv, he found out about them the same way he found exo

loves! irene! so! much! <33 and the other members ofc

screamed at home when monster and 28 reasons came out, and preordered the albums

HAS gone to a rv concert and his next goal is to attend smtown

i think he would be lowkey about liking both groups, but will talk about how he's a fan if someone brought it up

will stare you down if he senses you judging him

posts him listening to exo and rv on his official sns and everyone went crazy

fave tracks: monster, 28 reasons, bye bye (we all know why), love me right, peter pan, the eve

— yamaguchi: nct dream!

was influenced by tsukki and listened to a lot of exo's discography before nct dream debuted

he stumbled upon their songs by accident but instantly fell in love

their songs are really nice to listen to

plays glitch mode to hype himself up in the morning during the work commute as a way to not show up looking half-dead :)

has liked them since debut as well and still tears up from how well jisung has grown up

also cried when mark graduated, cried again when he rejoined the dreamies and the unit was made permanent

currently watching nct universe !! i love the new smrookies they're all so cute pls watch

got dragged by tsukki to a rv concert

fave tracks: fireflies (I LOVE THIS), glitch mode, go

— sugawara: seventeen!

i mean... does this not fit????

anywho, he listened to don't wanna cry when it blew up in 2017 (good times good times) AND LOVED IT

he couldn't stop playing it for months

has most of their albums, collects a few photocards and may have attended a fansign

stares at his signed albums before leaving for work, it gives him that push to get through the day

he's that one svt stan on twt who's super sweet to everyone

has a mini fanclub because he's a pretty popular svt stan ><

HAS tried learning their choreos and failed, mainly because of how tiring and detailed they are

posted himself dancing to pretty u and twt was blessed with how adorable he was

will audibly sigh when people ask him why they're called svt when they only have 13 members awh shit here we go again

fave tracks: holiday, good to me, trauma

— oikawa: (g)i-dle & twice!

baller. he balls for pcs.

doesn't dare to go for fansigns because he thinks he'll short-circuit seeing jihyo in person

works out to my bag and i can't stop me

went to cons for both groups and got recognised by fans HAHAHAH peacefully died when he trended on twt and jihyo mentioned him in a vlive

raves to people about soyeon being a god producer and writes the best tracks

has ranted to iwa about how he will one day burn down cube

fanboys with other onces and neverlands

gets so excited when a twice/gidle song plays during a match, will dance abit if they were on break

blasts tomboy through his car speakers and forces hinata to listen to his playlist

fave tracks: tomboy, hwaa, oh my god, fancy, alcohol-free, cry for me

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unlikelykidheart · 6 months

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~ Karasuno High Bedtime Headcanons.

° Sawamura Daichi - Its either 9pm or 3 am there's no in between.

° Sugawara Koushi - Everyday he sleeps at a reasonable time like 2am y'know.

° Azumane Asahi - He sleeps at somewhere around 10pm to 11 pm on school days and when it's a holiday he blacks out at 8pm.

° Shimizu Kiyoko - Her sleeping schedule consists of just one time and that's 12am.

° Ennoshita Chikara - Normally sleeps at 12am or something like that but if he has to study then there's no sleep on the board.

° Narita Kazuhito - He sleeps during somewhere between 9.30pm to 10.30pm and sometimes it goes to 11 but nothing more than that.

° Kinoshita Hisashi - Its either "Sleep is for the weak." (Bedtime-Never) or " Never wake me up" ( Bedtime-Forever)

° Tanaka Ryunosuke - He's usually in bed by 11pm and he's already asleep but 11.01pm.

° Nishinoya Yuu - He sleeps a lot since he needs to grow so goes to sleep by 10pm to get his 8hrs.

° Hinata Shoyo - Takes inspiration from his Nishinoya senpai and goes to bed just as early as him.

° Kageyama Tobio - Goes to bed at 10 and falls asleep at 11.

° Yamaguchi Tadashi - If he doesn't have anymore work to do then it's bedtime.

° Tsukishima Kei - He's yams' inspiration for not having a fixed bedtime and sleeps when ever he feels sleepy.

° Yachi Hitoka - She goes to bed at around 10.30 and counts atleast 200 sheep before she actually falls asleep.

#haikyuu #haikyuu hcs #haikyuu headcanons #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #asahi azumane #ennoshita chikara #kinoshita hisashi #yachi hitoka #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #hinata shouyou #kiyoko shimizu #yamaguchi tadashi #yuu nishinoya #tanaka ryuunosuke

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betbeton · 2 years

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✃ ❛ What did you call me? ❜

Various × Reader

Note - Terrible attempt at humour

· GN Reader ·

· Not Beta'd ·

· A/N - y/n waking up and choosing violence ·

・❥・ Masterlist

⪧ Sugawara Koushi

He had to do a double take

The second those words left your lips a mischievous grin spread across his lips

Setting down the paper he had been grading he turned around fully to tease you right back

"Did you just call me baby girl? I am so going to tell Daichi!"

As he stood up from his chair to race over to his phone to text his friend you dove to grab at him. Your plan to tease and rile him up backfiring as he swerved out of your grasp running to your shared bedroom cackling as he messaged Daichi. Dramatically smacking the bedroom door as it closed right in your face you whined at your partner.

"You rat bastard!"

Oh to be two gremlins in love. Suga was already plotting a way to get back at you for that cute little stunt.

.・゜゜・　.⋅ ۵♡۵ ⋅.　・゜゜・．

⪧ Sakusa Kiyoomi

Some days he just wonders if he should set you in a corner like a naughty toddler

Or maybe spritz you with a spray bottle

You age him fifty years just by talking sometimes . . . but he loves you so it's fine . . . occasinally

Tired eyes blinking slowly a frown settled onto his face, dark irises glazing over with the sheer exhaustion you could force into his very being. A large hand came to rub at his face before he tugged up the hood of his jacket and tugged on the strings closing it in around his face. A chuckle bubble up from within your chest as you repeated the new nickname yet again.

"Ya good baby girl?"

One eye peeking out from the cinched hole he fixed a glare at you before repsonding.

"Just peachy."

.・゜゜・　.⋅ ۵♡۵ ⋅.　・゜゜・．

⪧ Kozume Kenma

He was just minding his own business and then this -!

Poor man almost dropped his switch on his face with how quickly he whipped onto his side to glare at you.

a cute little scrunched up stink face glare

The silence was almost suffocating as you stood hands on your hips and a shit eating grin plastered onto that pretty face. Thoroughly enjoying the adorable little scrunched up look of disgust marring the visage of your partner. It took immense willpower for Kenma not to take the pillow he was resting against and launch it at your head. Grumbling he rolled over to face away from you eyes fixating in the small screen between his hands once more, though his eyebrows were still knitted in irritation.

Gawking you crossed your arms with a huff, cheeks puffed out as your eyes squinted at him glaring daggers at his back. How dare he give you the stink eye and not feed into your joke . . . well it is Kenma you should have expected this really. Still that didn't stop you from calling out to him once more.

"Hey baby gir-"

The moment he registered you repeating that almost cursed phrase he grabbed the pillow behind his head and launched it at your face.

#haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu x reader #hq hcs #sugawara x reader #sakusa x reader #sugawara koushi x reader #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #Kenma x reader #kozume kenma x reader

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kimbapisnotsushi · 1 year

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i started writing this back in the last week of december going on into january bc we had so many karasuno bdays back then so uhhh TECHNICALLY this is a late bday post honoring like four people LMAO but let's go!!

during kageyama's first birthday at karasuno he gets a mysterious series of texts from an unknown number that goes like > happy birthday > not that this means you're forgiven > just thought it was the right thing to do > i know it's your first since. well. you know > you don't have to text back or anything!!!! > fuck fuck fuck just pretend this never happened BYE

he brings up it up two years later when he, kindaichi, and kunimi are better friends and kindaichi buries his red face in his hands and screams and kageyama isn't sure why

kunimi pats him on the back and tells him not to worry about it

ennoshita has a playlist that is solely just like white noise and creaking sounds and generally just things that would make you shit your pants alone in the dark and when asked why he just goes "it's the only way i can feel anything inside"

tsukki will NEVER admit it but he ASPIRES to be the level of deadpan that ennoshita is

tanaka: "so . . . why do you like him again?" ennoshita, watching a video he recorded of futakuchi walking straight into a lamppost bc he was playing pokemon go: "he makes me laugh"

no joke i think ennoshita is a dateko celebrity bc everyone knows about the guy that futakuchi kenji pines over bc futakuchi kenji is just known in a million ways and maybe like 90% of them are Not Good

a third-year has futakuchi by the collar and they're like "all right PUNK get ready to have your lights punched out you'll be seeing stars when i'm done with you" and futakuchi just sighs longingly and goes "ennoshita has eyes like stars . . ."

daichi is that type of upperclassman who knows very single friend of his juniors' but not in like a cool older sibling way he does it in a cringefail modern parent kind of way

kogane used to be soooooo scared of him before finding out what a huge dork he is

actually kogane isn't scared of asahi bc he's so used to aone and asahi cries over it

(sorry for plugging in dateko so much i just genuinely think they have such a fun relationship with karasuno i ADORE it)

onagawa: "man idk how you do it" narita: "do what?" onagawa: "being the only normal person on your team"

yeah no narita is carrying the weight of the world as the only person with the brain cell on karasuno

sometimes it's ennoshita but he's been dead inside since first year so

suga tells the first years he knows martial arts but all he really did was go to one (1) judo club demonstration during his second year of middle school and somehow managed to flip the captain over by sheer luck and never tried again

for takeda's birthday everyone teams up to get him a really nice fountain pen, a classical poetry book, and a quality bottle of sake. for ukai's birthday tsukki leads a powerpoint presentation on why smoking is bad for you and that he really should stop, backed up with everyone else standing behind him with their arms crossed and nodding along

okay that and they also get him a really cute apron (embroidered with crows!!) for him to wear around the store and a bag of good coffee

kiyoko has all - and i mean ALL - the snacks from the local convenience store on a tier list and when the vbc asked how the fuck she managed to do that she just went "my track team was a lot weirder than you guys"

actually the reason why daichi asked kiyoko to be the manager wasn't because kiyoko was the only one with no club activities going on it was because she gave asahi a hair tie when nobody else would and asahi had been trying to befriend her since (and also return said hair tie) but was too nervous to make the first move

asahi: "noooooo daaaaaaaiiiichiiiiiiiiii i caaaaaaaan't i'm so awkward and embarrassing!!!!" daichi, with all the confidence of a fifteen-year-old constantly winging it: "it's okay, i've got this!"

yeah he's just as surprised as you are that it worked out

especially considering he pitched it to her like a used car salesman

kiyoko carries a lot of hair ties with her when she starts just for asahi and when he leaves the team she doesn't stop bc she tells suga, daichi, and the second-years, "he'll come back, just wait and see"

THEY WERE FRIENDS TOO!!!! THEY WERE FRIENDS TOO!! THEY WERE FRIE -

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