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Tori: Jade, you love me, right?
Jade: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Tim: What’s the plan? We just hide in here forever?
Dick: Not forever. Just until Damian is calm.
Jason: So forever.
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daddiesdrarryy · 23 days
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Harry: I would like to have a boyfriend I can talk to without it turning into a screaming match, Draco!
Draco: Yeah, well, I’d like a boyfriend who other girls don’t stare at all the time!
Harry: How is it my fault girls stare at me?
Draco: You could look worse if you wanted to!
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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Wanda: Are you guys worried about Y/N?
Carol: Totally!
Kate: Yeah, they called me in the middle of the night and just yelled “what do I do, what do I do, what do I do, what do I do?!”
Jennifer: And what did you say?
Kate: “I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know, I don’t know!”
Jennifer:
Jennifer: ...They’re lucky to have you as a friend.
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marksandrec · 6 months
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2609
Imogen: "Joke's on you; I'm into that shit." (Dialogue from Victorious.)
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harringroveera · 1 month
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You didn’t even try Steve!
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shyjusticewarrior · 5 days
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Tim: Ya know, whenever Jason starts talking I think to myself "maybe this time it'll make sense."
Tim: I'm always wrong.
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echo-stimmingrose · 27 days
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Hera: A boy doesn't dye his hair that color unless he has psychological problems!!
Dionysus: My hair color has nothing to do with my psychological problems!!!!
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oceanview15 · 2 months
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Sokka: Why are you here?
Zuko: Katara texted me and said Aang got hurt, so I brought a watermelon.
Katara: Why?
Zuko: Aang loves watermelons.
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appledaddyisbae · 3 months
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Lucifer: *nursing an accidentally self-induced black eye and pouting* Get me a coffee?
Lilith: *smiles softly* What's the magic word?
Lucifer: Please? 🥺
Lilith, jokingly: Actually, the magic word was "lotion" but I'll accept your please because you have a booboo eye.
Lucifer: Two sugars-
Lilith, getting up and walking away to get it: I know what to do.
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westofvega · 9 months
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Jade: *brushing her hair*
Tori, giving her heart eyes: You're so pretty and cute.
Jade, without looking up: I could beat the shit out of you.
Tori, longingly: I know.
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Sikowitz: *sees Tori and Jade together*
Sikowitz: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Robbie: You mean... you ship them?
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emilyrox · 3 months
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The HH Gang Fortifying the Hotel in Ep. 7
[Husk gets a text]
Husk: Oh, it's Niffty!
Angel Dust: [gasps] Did she get the stuff?
Husk: Yeah, she says she got the clown costume, the power drill, and 12 gallons of blood.
Sir Pentious: Wow! Where did she find 12 gallons of fake blood?
Husk: ...You wanted fake blood?
Angel Dust:
Sir Pentious:
Husk: I'll go call Niffty
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daddiesdrarryy · 1 year
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James: Come on, I’m dating Regulus. We should be civil to each other. You really can’t think of one thing you like about me?
Barty: …I like when you’re sad
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sapphoooe · 7 months
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Tori: "WHY. Why did you give Jade a KNIFE?!"
Y/n: "I’m sorry. She said she felt unsafe."
Tori: "Now I feel unsafe!"
Y/n: "I’m sorry."
Y/n: "... would you like a knife?"
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 year
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Kate: [rings doorbell]
Yelena, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Kate: [sighs] No, Yelena, It’s Kate!
Yelena, opening the door: [cheerfully] Hello, Kate Bishop!
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