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#"Bone Black"
missesmckinnon · 10 months
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James, Lily, Sirius, Evan, Dorcas, and Amelia: I like making other people happy. It’s nice to be the reason someone else is smiling.
Regulus, Mary, Remus, Barty, Marlene, and Emmeline: I take pride in the fact that people don’t like me. I hate you too, bitch.
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howlerbat · 1 year
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Narcissa: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine. Bellatrix: Why? Narcissa: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success. Rita: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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stars4sole · 1 month
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Mary, Amelia, Hestia, Xeno, Sybill, Pandora, Alice, Andromeda, Amos, Lucinda, Edgar : I like making other people happy. It’s nice to be the reason someone else is smiling.
Barty, Evan, Dorcas, Remus, Sirius, Kingsley, Emma, Belllatrix, Emmeline: I take pride in the fact that people don’t like me. I hate you too, bitch.
James, Lily, Marlene, Narcissa, Peter: Please like me, my pride can't handle anything else. Even if you don't at least pretend.
Dirk, Benjy, Sirius (again), Regulus: Like me, or don't, idc (they care)
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the-black-bulls · 6 months
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Nacht: You promised you wouldn’t!
Magna: No, you ordered us not to.
Luck: There’s a distinct difference.
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Ben Barnes: people are casting me as Snape!
Sirius Black: WHAT.
Ben: yes!
Sirius: like in what universe is Snivelus this *points back at Ben and him* attractive?
Ben: no universe.
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If no one knows, everyone wins.
Don't play games with me.
I'm quite serious. Who loses? Absent their worst instincts, their pride, their greed, their suspicion, in the light of pure reason, who says no to this? They'll be rich men in a safe place rather than dead thieves on a long rope.
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talos-stims · 13 days
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JENNY FROM THEBES
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zeusintorium · 1 day
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gonna die for a couple hours
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missesmckinnon · 10 months
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James, Sirius, Mary, Marlene, Barty, Pandora, Amelia: “Do you like me?”
Regulus, Remus, Lily, Dorcas, Evan, Xeno, Emmeline: “We’ve been married seven years.”
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howlerbat · 8 months
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you’re too subtle, Billy
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not-a-risk · 24 days
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did you see this rule of wolves Easter egg in the publishing page?!?!?
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juliaaugustax · 8 months
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When Captain Flint said, "Everyone is a monster to someone. Since you are so convinced that I am yours, I will be it." And when Clarke Griffin said, "Is that what you want to hear? That I'm the bad guy. Fine, I'll be the bad guy." And when the Darkling said, "Fine, make me your villain." And—
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Regulus: What’s the easiest way to steal a man’s wallet?
Barty: Knife to the throat?
Emma: Gun to the back?
Pandora: Poison in his cup?
Amelia, token hufflepuff: You’re all horrible!
couple of weeks later
Regulus: Where do you think the money went?
Evan: Guns?
Emmeline: Ships?
Dorcas: Bombs?
Xeno: Political bribes?
Everyone look at Amelia: 👀
Emma: This is where you tell us how awful we are.
Amelia: They all seem like practical choices.
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siriusly-writes · 6 months
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Give it to me
No
Give it to me
NO
…pleeaaaaseeeeee
no
Your a dick
Great… I’m still not giving you the sticker
BUT I ATE MY CARROTS
YOU STABBED MIKE NO STICKER
MIKE DESERVED IT
YES BUT YOU GOT CAUGHT
POV: your trying to rehabilitate a long life child soldier as an ex-child soldier your self
You forgot that you have questionable morals, no childhood to reference and are not qualified for this.
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Flint: nice onesie! Does it come in men's?
Silver: Oh, I think you come in men enough for all of us
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