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billi-mausi · 1 year

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So I might have written a Jegulus fic on this.

This is how you fall in love by adorexmoony

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edmetalqueer · 10 months

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Sirius, high out of his mind; would you two kill me if I had sex with a wand-

Remus, staring at him; What the fuck- Pads, where do you get this shit from?

M/N, taking another joint; How'd you even have sex with a wand? Where'd you put it?

Remus; I'm starting to think this marijuana aint working on me.

Sirius; What's a hippopotato

Remus; Yup, that's it, I'm going to bed, good night.

M/N & Sirius; NO, YOUR NOT.

Remus; YES I FUCKING AM, GOOD NIGHT.

M/N & Sirius jumping onto Remus bed; Not without us.

Remus; Fine-

#male reader #x male reader #fluff #x reader #harry potter #male #reader #remus lupin x male reader #remus lupin x reader #qoute #prompt

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silence-between-seconds · 1 year

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Sirius: if the moon is made of cheese and saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

James: yellow

Sirius: the correct answer is packing peanuts

James: oh i see, bcs you carry the two and-

Remus: what is wrong with you people?!

#sirius black #marauders #wolfstar #remus lupin #james potter #marauders era #harry potter #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #mwpp #mwpp era #incorrect marauders quotes #incorrect qoutes #hp #overheard at hogwarts #dead gay wizards from the 70s

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bewsworld · 6 months

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“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”

-Albus Dumbledore

#harry potter #harry potter quotes #albus dumbledore #dumbledore quotes #book qoute #books #dark academia #books & libraries #fantasy reader #fantasy #book recommendations

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evansisasadist · 1 year

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Hermione: I want Harry in the bridal party

Ron: And I want him to be my best man

*both glaring at each other*

Harry: *nervously backing away*

#harry potter #ron weasley #ron x hermione #hermione granger #golden trio #romione #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect qoutes

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haiitzmeh · 2 years

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Drarry Incorrect Qoute #1

Harry: So you just put it in the hole but try not to shove it in

Harry: It hurts when you do it at first

Harry: try to put it in gently, you can do it rough if you want though

Harry: also putting it in the hole too hard might cause bleeding

Draco: oh , that's how you do it, thank you love

Pansy: *slams door open* OMG ARE YOU TEACHING DRACO TO DO THE DEED

Harry: no! I'm teaching him to make a plug for when your nose is runny... duh

Harry: what made you possibly think that?

#drarry incorrect quotes #draco malfoy #harry potter #pansy parkinson #my qoute #Idk anymore #Ay its Saturday #original post

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jade-eclipse-li · 7 months

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Hagrid’s Christmas fudge is disgusting, but not even Snape had the heart to tell

#incorrect quotes #family memes #memes #funny memes #incorrect qoute #jade/eclipse #severus snaps #hogwarts mystery #hagrid #harry potter

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ridiculouspickles · 5 months

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#harry potter #dumbledore #wizdom #erised #qoutes

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bigolidioot · 1 year

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The marauders and things my friends have said P.1

Sirius: Heard back from my therapist! I have ptsd!!!

*does a little dance*

Everyone: *cheers*

#marauders #the maraunders map #incorrect qoutes #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #noble house of black #peter pettigrew #remus lupin #jegulus #qoutes #harry potter #fuck jkr

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caitspoetry222 · 11 months

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I’ve known no such things as friends

I’ve had “friends” but not friends

People who say they love you, but do things loved ones wouldn’t do

What does a true friend mean

And will I ever know?

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djcanipe99 · 1 year

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Grover ,Ron : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Percy,Harry: Allow me to explain.

Grover,Ron : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Percy,Harry: Right, you've had your fun.

Grover,Ron : What's she after, anyway?

Percy,Harry: It's time to press on.

Grover,Ron: What could she possibly need?

Percy,Harry : It doesn't matter.

Grover,Ron : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Percy,Harry : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Grover,Ron : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Grover,Ron: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Percy,Harry: Midget.

Grover,Ron : So you agree?

Percy,Harry: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Grover,Ron : I've said too much. I've upset you.

Percy,Harry: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Grover,Ron: What were you doing?

Percy,Harry: Will you allow me to explain?

Grover,Ron: I wish you would.

Ned,Rhodey : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Peter,Tony : Allow me to explain.

Rhodey, Ned : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Peter,Tony: Right, you've had your fun.

Ned,Rhodey : What's she after, anyway?

Peter,Tony : It's time to press on.

Ned,Rhodey : What could she possibly need?

Peter,Tony : It doesn't matter.

Ned,Rhodey : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Peter,Tony: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Ned,Rhodey: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Ned,Rhodey: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Peter,Tony : Midget.

Ned,Rhodey: So you agree?

Peter,Tony : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Ned,Rhodey: I've said too much. I've upset you.

Peter,Tony: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Ned,Rhodey : What were you doing?

Peter,Tony: Will you allow me to explain?

Ned,Rhodey: I wish you would.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki: Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Luffy,natsu, naruto and izuku :Allow me to explain.

Gray,Zorro ,Sasuke and katsuki: Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: Right, you've had your fun.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:What's she after, anyway?

Luffy, natsu , naruto and izuku :It's time to press on.

Gray,Zorro, sasuke and katsuki : What could she possibly need?

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: It doesn't matter.

Gray,Zorro sasuke and katsuki:An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Luffy, natsu naruto and izuku:That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and Izuku: Midget.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : So you agree?

Luffy, natsu, naruto and izuku : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki:I've said too much. I've upset you.

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Gray,Zorro , sasuke and katsuki : What were you doing?

Luffy, natsu ,naruto and izuku : Will you allow me to explain?

Gray,Zorro ,sasuke and katsuki : I wish you would.

Zach : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Will: Allow me to explain.

Zach : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Will : Right, you've had your fun.

Zach : What's she after, anyway?

Will : It's time to press on.

Zach : What could she possibly need?

Will : It doesn't matter.

Zach: An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Will : That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Zach: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Zach: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Will : Midget.

Zach: So you agree?

Will : No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Zach : I've said too much. I've upset you.

Will : No, I am simply stating that one has..

Zach : What were you doing?

Will : Will you allow me to explain?

Zach : I wish you would.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Why is the only woman you've cared about a criminal? Are you a masochist?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Allow me to explain.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : Allow me. She's the only adversary who ever outsmarted you. Twice. Made a proper idiot out of you.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Right, you've had your fun.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What's she after, anyway?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It's time to press on.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : What could she possibly need?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: It doesn't matter.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : An alibi? A beard? A human canoe. She could sit on your back and paddle you up the Thames.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: That's of no consequence to you, is it? We've done our last case together.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I've already read it. Missing person: Luke Reordan, 4 foot 10, red hair, no front teeth.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: Case solved. You're obviously not her type. She likes ginger dwarves.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Midget.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : So you agree?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I don't agree. It's more than technicality, you see. You're misrepresenting the dimensions of foreshortened peoples.

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud : I've said too much. I've upset you.

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: No, I am simply stating that one has...

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: What were you doing?

Lok, Danny,Ron and jake: Will you allow me to explain?

Dante, tucker ,wade and spud: I wish you would.

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silence-between-seconds · 4 months

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Draco: When I had a crush on a boy for the first time, I didn't know what to do so I sent him a letter that said 'get out of my school' Harry: That was you?!!!

#harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry #incorrect quotes #drarry incorrect qoutes

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embeccy · 5 months

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"The Great Hall looked magnificent. Not only were there a dozen frost-covered Christmas trees and thick streamers of holly and mistletoe crisscrossing the ceiling, but enchanted snow was falling, warm and dry from the ceiling."

- J.K. Rowling