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marvelflame2010 · 1 year

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Bucky: *runs to Y/n with open arms*

Teen reader: *moves out of the way*

Bucky: Hey, what was that for?

Teen reader: I thought you were going to hit me, what were you doing?

Bucky: I was going to hug you

Teen reader now confused: Why would you hug me?

Bucky: WHY WOULD I HIT YOU????

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hannibals-favourite-meal · 2 years

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Y/N: What’s it like being tall?

Y/N: Is it nice?

Y/N: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

Bucky: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

Steve: It was one time!

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Peter: Guess what happened while Y/n and I were on patrol

Steve: What?

Peter: Y/n got cornered by 5 men twice her size

Bucky: Is she okay!?

Steve: Did she win?

Y/n walking in the room: Of course I won, I have 3 times the super soldier serum.

Steve: *fist bumps Y/n* Bucky: Steve, stop encouraging her!

Sam: Damn. Like father, like daughter

Bucky: Shut up Sam

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incorectquoteswlw · 20 days

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Yelena: You look pretty

Kate: What was that?

Yelena: Uhh. You look shitty. Goodnight Kate Bishop

Bucky (on Comms): Smooth

Yelena: Fuck off.

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ironrad · 1 year

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Clint who just learned a new game from his kids:

Clint: Alright guys we’re all going to pass the phone around and say who we’d warn someone about before coming to the Avengers compound

Clint: I’ll start. Personally, I would warn people about Tony because I never know what he’s up to in that lab…

Nat: What are we doing? Oh ok, I’d warn people about Peter. He acts innocent, but I see right through it…

Tony: You want my honest answer? Steve. Next question-

Steve: Um maybe all of us because we have powers and can be dangerous when crossed.

Steve: That wasn’t the question? Ok, fine, I’d warn them about Queens. He scares me sometimes…

Bucky whispering: …Peter.

Sam: Why did you whisper that?

Bucky: He’s always listening.

Sam: Yikes, anyways, I’m gonna go with Bucky.

Bucky: Hey-

Bruce: Hi! I’m Bruce Banner, and I think I would warn people about Peter and Tony. Alone they’re both trouble, and together they’re a train wreck, but the good kind. Hang on-

Peter: Oh EZ, I’ve seen this on Tik Tok. Mr. Stark, no questions asked. That guy is everywhere all the time. I can’t get shit-

Steve: Language.

Peter: Sorry! I can’t get anything over on him.

Happy: Peter and Tony.

Thor: Ah, yes, hello. I would warn them of ME.

Thor spinning his hammer and chugging a keg:

Stephen: Tony. I try to avoid him at all costs.

Pepper: Awe thank you for including me. I’d warn them of my husband and his teenager…sometimes I need an extra warning.

The Avengers watching back the footage:

Tony: I’ve done nothing but be a pleasant member of this team.

Peter: Yeah, sounds about right.

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1luna1lovegood1 · 6 months

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Bucky: OK, who has experience with a kid that thinks he can save the world singlehandedly?

Avengers:

Bucky: Now everybody shut up and let me handle Peter.

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marvelnatasha · 11 months

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Steve: Are you mad?

Bucky: No.

Steve: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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unabashed-lover-of-fictional-men · 5 months

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Y/N: "I love older men, there is just something about them"

Wanda: "I bet it's their intelligence"

Carol: "No their more mature I bet"

Natasha with a smirk: "They've had a lot of time to " master" things"

Wanda looks at Y/N

Carol looks at Y/N

Y/N smirking while looking at Steve and Bucky "Oh they've mastered plenty"

Tony: "Yep calling my therapist"

Sam: "Yeah I don't need to know this"

Steve to Bucky: "Is she talking about us? And does she mean fondue?"

Bucky grinning while looking at Y/N: "How about we master something else doll?"

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marvel-my-most-beloved · 5 months

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give-bucky-his-boyfriend-back · 7 months

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*Bucky's mask falls off, so it's revealed that it's bucky*

Steve: Shit.

*Steve seeing Bucky with long hair and eye make-up *

Steve: SHIT

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fruityspaceboy · 7 months

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Tony: "Oh god what is that?“

Y/N: "It’s new meds Tony, ✨mood stabilizing meds✨ They’re gonna show us the way to stability.“

Tony: "Guys, You do know that there's no actual guarantee, it will work right-"

Y/N: "Shun the non believe!"

Loki: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

Bucky: "Sssshhhhuuunn!"

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marvelflame2010 · 10 months

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Bucky: Who hurt you?

Y/n with a black eye: Pft, you want a list?

Bucky going into over-protective dad mode: Yes, actually.

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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years

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*1942*

Steve's ma: SteVEn! WhY dO yOU hAVe a FaKe ID!? Have you two been DRINKING!?

Steve: No, ma! They're not to drink with! I got them so me and Buck can vote!

*now*

Tony: PeTEr BeNJaMiN ParKeR! WhY Do YOu HAvE a fAkE ID!? You better not be DRINKING!

Peter: no no no! Mr Stark! It's not for drinking! It's just so I can pet the puppies!

Bucky: Damn. Steve, you and the kid are so similar... it's honestly kinda creepy

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firegal19 · 1 year

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Y/n: The gas immunizes the brain’s neuropathways from external manipulation

Bucky: English please kid

Y/n in Russian: It’s an antidote to mind control

Bucky also in Russian: Real mature

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incorrectanything · 2 years

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Sam: Why are Bucky and Y/N sitting with their backs to each other?

Steve: They had a fight.

Sam: Then why are they holding hands?

Steve: They get sad when they fight.

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skylarinfinity · 5 months

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male reader : hey you wanna hear a joke about construction?

bucky : [sighed, already know male reader about to make dumb joke] sure, male reader...

male reader : i'm still workin' on it.

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