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Danny: Hey guys! Wanna see me pull a rabit out of a hat?
Tucker: I mean, sure I guess
Sam: No, that's lame and overdone. Get me a pet bat.
Danny: One bat coming up!
Danny: *pulls Batman halfway out of the tophat*
Danny:
Tucker:
Sam:
Batman: *scowling*
Tucker: *hastily whispering* Shove him back in! Shove him back in!
Danny: *shoves Batman back in*
Danny:
Tucker:
Sam:
Tucker: Are we going to get in trouble for this or...?
-Meanwhile, at the batcave-
Tim: *witnessing Batman get pulled halfway into a portal* WTF?!
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batcavescolony · 1 year
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Jason *dying his hair black*: you know I started dying my hair before Robin.
Dick: yeah why?
Jason: their's like five red heads in Gotham and I knew as a kid for a fact that one was Ivy and one was Riddler. Then I became Robin to find out the other was Batgirl/Barbra and finally Kate Batman's cousin who's now Batwoman-
Dick: Yeah Red Heads in Gotham are either heroes or villains
Jason: -yeah so I didn't want to draw attention to myself.
Dick: ...Jay?
Jason: what?
Dick: I don't think it worked you've been a hero, villain and now anti-hero.
Jason: ...
Dick:
Jason *slams down color brush*: FUCK
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puppetmaster13u · 3 months
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Prompt 211
The figure looked down at Billy. Billy looked up at the figure awkwardly from where he was digging through a trash can. 
“Um… I can explain!” 
Okay he honestly couldn’t, and instead threw a bag at them and booked it like his life depended on it. Which it might! Living in Fawcett meant that there were magical entities everywhere, even if they looked human, and he wasn’t going to get stolen by some fae! 
And they caught him. Great. He’s going to die now or get thrown back into foster care- huh? Food? They’re offering- no no, this is some fae bullshit, isn’t it! … But he’s also hungry, so maybe it’ll be worth it…
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criimsona · 1 year
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SHAWTYS HOLD ON LET ME COOK!! LET ME COOK
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bewuvved · 3 months
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THE LGBTQ COMMUNITY HAS FORGIVEN BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN
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whump-queen · 5 months
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a hero coming to a villains compound, surrendering themselves, their friends dead and gone, they’re giving up, falling to their knees, head bowed, wrists held aloft in surrender.
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tiny-pun · 5 months
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Hero: Come on, villain, let`s go. villain: Wha- But They- Are you seriously- After what they´ve done to you?! Hero: They´re not worth it. Villain: Okay we really gotta up your game on the whole "teaching a lesson"-thing cause you, hero, are wayyyy to nice! Hero: I like you. How nice can I be ?
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purplechilies · 6 days
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Prompt #23
Superhero scowled at the sight before them. Hero and Sidekick have been on Hero’s phone for the past three contemplating on how to reply to Villain.
“You know, when I was your age, we relied on our wit and personality to be able to ‘get with’ our desired partner. We didn’t have hours to decide what to say nor did we have the internet to guide us though what response might imply what,” Superhero lectured the younger crime-fighters.
Sidekick glanced up and remarked, “That’s because you had other resources to look to. Like Moses and the Beatles.”
“Besides,” Hero drawled, “if you were so keen on having face-to-face conversations with your potential other, why don’t you suck it up and ask Mentor out?”
Superhero’s cheeks warmed. “That’s- That’s different.” Hero let out a ‘mhm’, while Sidekick snickered beside them.
“I swear to god, you both spend half the energy you put into this into your work and there wouldn’t be any villains left in the city,” Superhero murmured.
Hero let out a tsk. “Priorities, Superhero. Priorities.”
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fertilize-my-eggs · 7 months
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Villains getting caught masturbating
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A/N: this one was pretty fun, I wish I'd done this one sooner but it's pretty long and reader just gets horny and frisky with them sooo this is smut with no plot basically. Hope y'all enjoy this one😄💕 ( also there different readers in case you're wondering why reader has different color words in each one that why.) Sorry if it bad, this took me days to write this😭😭😭
Dabi, shigaraki, compress, spinner with fem reader smut.
Warning: it's has some smut, dabi & shiggy kinda of a dick while compress and spinner are pretty sweet. (Bit of dubcon for dabi, cum eating, public masturbation, oral, rough sex, riding and horny reader 😜)
MINORS & ANTIS STAY AWAY it's 18+ content!!
Dabi
I personally don't think dabi would do this often but when he does, he doesn't care where he at.
Him casually takes his cock out in an empty alleyway where no one will disturb him. A good old hand job doesn't hurt anyone right?
He spit at his member to get some lubricant and to do a quickie, he lets out a heavy sigh.
Groans out of his mouth, his cheeks turning red when his hand goes up and down at a fast pace.
Loud footsteps coming towards the entrance, he tilted his head to the side as his smirk grew wide.
Your pretty little face appears as you're were the popular and most powerful pro-hero in Japan as you get ready to attack.
You blink a few times as you realize what's happening and you start to smirk.
" ohh the big bad villain taken a break, I thought you were done running away from me~" you cheeky wink at him as he grunt out.
" brat… how about I burn you to ashes so you can leave me in peace. "You didn't fight him but you're getting distracted by him and how he didn't remove his hand away while he was making eye contact with you. The mental piercings on his thick manhood, his balls were hanging a bit out of his pants but you started to drool.
His smirk grew wider.
" aww what wrong hero? Cat caught your tongue.. see something that you like? " he purred at you sweetly.
He moves his finger up, wiggle his sender finger toward him.
" come on~. I knoooww you wanna play with my cock.. " your eyes move up and down at him, you're not sure what to do in this type of situation.
" If not, you can piss right off.. I'm not in the mood to fight. " he throws his head back as he lets out loud moan.
" fuck… I'm getting close-.. " you swayed your hips didn't realize you were moving towards the villain, you immediately dropped down as you lick your lips.
" good kitty~. " he gently caresses your soft silky hair, you grip his wrist tight.
" I'll bite back if you do anything… fair warning. " dabi chuckle at your aggressive threat… How cute as he growls at you.
" watch the teeth then doll…" he shoves his cock down your throat roughly as he pins both your hands up the wall.
" I'm not a nice villain to be messed with. " he lean in to whisper seductively.
" I know how to tame bratty heros like yourself, doll~. " your eyes begins to tear up as he lick it off.
" so pretty choking on it kittycat~ "
Shigaraki
Tomura had a day off, it was his time to play games or more importantly watch hentai videos on his phone.
He was sitting on the ratty couch, he pulled his sweatpants down as he released his dick out. He spread his legs wide as he watched two girls getting caught in tentacles.
The high pitched girly whimpers coming out of his phone as he bites his scarred lips.
He stroked his cock up and down, building up at a slow pace.
He loves to edge himself because whenever he finally reaches his end, more cumming will be all over him.
He sighs a bit, he kinda gets annoyed whenever that happens but it'll feel amazing afterwards.
He rolls his eyes back as he arches his back, feeling it coming soon.
Suddenly the door is slammed wide as you begin to walk in.
Tomura lets out a whimper as he begins to release his cum over his pants and onto the floor.
You gasp out loud feelings a bit embarrassed by this but couldn't help but realize your boss looks really hot and his cock…. How does he hide that thing, it's so… huge.
" what… the.. hell.. Y/N. '' he narrowed his eyes at you as he growls in annoyance.
" Look at what the mess you made.. " you were confused by this as you begin to talk.
" me?? You are fucking jerk off to nasty shit in the bar!?! " he tsk at you as he watch you with angry pout. 
" ughh… you're pissing me off. " he begins to scratch his neck fast as you cross your arms.
" Well shit who's fault is that? "Tomura grunted again as he lay back, breathing heavily as he continued his scratching.
You blink at him a few times as you start to feel heated but you also want to help his little problem.
You click your tongue making tomura look at you with annoyance.
" what? " you bite your lip as you look at the cum all over himself.
" Do you want me to help you out? " Shigaraki raises his brow at you.
" Huh?? " You want to feel him inside of you, he's looking really good and juicy right about now.
He narrowed his eyes towards you as he growled.
"... if you want to help me out, you gotta go down on your knees and crawl for your master. " he pointed downward and wiggled his long finger.
" Go on baby…" you watch his cock twitch with excitement as he rubs himself.
You drop down with no hesitation as you begin to crawl towards him.
His smirk grew so wide once you finally reached him.
You lick the white liquid off the floor and onto his dirty pants.
"Filthy whore~ " he pet your head softly as you look up at him.
You lick the salty creamy goodness as you lick your fingers as well realize how his cum tastes pretty good.
You get up quickly as he raises his brow again, you pull both your pants and panties off. You start to straddle him, putting both your thick thighs on the side of his thigh and onto the ratty couch.
" can I ride you handsome~? " he purrs sweetly at you as he grabs your hips and pulls you downward where his cock should be, inside your tight warm pussy.
" since you ask nicely. "No warning slammed you downward, making you gasp at the fullness and girth, you cry out, holding onto his lean shoulders.
" but I'm not going give you an easy level… no I think you can handle a hard challenge don't you think? "
Compress
You were running at the park, it was pretty fresh and chilly at this late hour. You stretch your legs a bit as you sigh softly.
You grab your water bottle to quench your thirst, the nice cold liquid running down your throat as you smile softly.
You hear a groan as you watch the area.
No one is around, it sounds like the person is in pain, you keep following the noise as it gets more and more vocal the more you follow it.
You trip over something as you hear the loud grunt-like noise.
" sir are you oka-... " you freeze up to see the man was masked and was the infamous mr.compress, you happen to lay on top of him in the bushes. What the hell is he doing?? You turn over away from him quickly, your eyes widened as you see his pants were fully around his knees, his cock was in his hand.
He was breathing heavily as you tilt your head in confusion. Why is he masturbating in a park and why was he by himself??
" ahh… sorry darling, I didn't mean to disturb you." He bows his head as he begins to pull his pants up.
You bite your lips as you stop him fast, why did you stop a villain, you could have run away?? Your brain was screaming at you as you shake your thoughts out of your head.
You lean in to begin licking him, it's confused  both of you but your mind was filled with dirty thoughts when you saw him and his pretty cock.
You pant softly as you lick the vein of his cock, grab the base as you stroke him.
You tease his tip as you lick in circles motion as he lean back and groan out.
" my.. my.. you're very sweet darling~ " you look up at him with a smile, with his cock in your mouth.
You push down to take more of him, you play with his balls as you gag on him.
You pull away as you give him your biggest puppy dog eyes.
" Can we continue this at my place~? " You tilt your head at him as you lick your lips.
He hums softly as he grabs your chin pulling you towards him.
" of course darling~ "
Spinner 
You were alone at the lov headquarters, it's your job to be a maid and clean everything.
You sigh softly as you get annoyed at shigaraki bossing you around whenever you clean something and he'll get pissed if you don't clean it right.
You rub the sweat of your forehead as you groan out.
You're heading towards the restroom as you're not expecting much.
Just an empty room right? You open the door to see one of Shigaraki's comrades in the shower.
Your eyes widened, he was fully naked and was leaning his back on the wall, that didn't surprise you no it was the fact that he has two penises out, they both look light pink.
Has some glans on the tips and some bumps on the side of his cocks.
He leans towards you as he begins to realize you were there.
"Shit…. I-I.. " he begins to cover himself as he feels embarrassed and you don't know what to do.
" I… I'm sorry!! " You quickly slam the door shut, you feel bad for walking in on him.
But you couldn't help but rub your thighs together and just imagine what it would be like to take it both at the same time.
You knock the door softly, there is no response as you open the door.
You see spinner freeze up in fear as he covers himself.
" You know, you don't have to hide from me~" you walk in as he starts to blush red.
You lock the door as you remove your clothes off, spinner's eyes wide as his mouth drops like a cartoon character. You couldn't help but giggle at him.
You come towards him as you put your hands on his scaly knees then move it towards his cheeks as you gently caress him.
" Do you wanna have sex with me? " You know it wouldn't be that simple for you to ask anyone that and you barely know him, your eyes clouded with lust as you bite your lips.
"... y-yess!! I would like that please. " he whimpered softly as he began to turn more red.
He gently pulled you into his lap as he looked away from you.
" only if you're okay with it.. " you giggle at his shyness as you kiss him softly.
" I'm okay with it~ " you put your head on his as you grab his cock and stroke him a bit, the pants fill the room as you get into it.
You roll your tongue out as you're hungry for him inside you already.
You gently push down on him as you moan out.
" shit-.. it feels…" he leaned back as he groaned, grabbing your hips tight.
"Fuck~... it's feel amazing. "You give him more kisses as you coo at him.
" you're so beautiful Shuichi~ " you puff as he feels hot all over.
" I'm not beautiful… " you giggle at him more, he's such a cutie.
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whump-in-the-closet · 9 months
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Villain stumbled forward. “No—oh god, no.” Their blood turned to ice, horror spearing through them. Anything but this.
Hero dragged Villain’s sidekick behind them, a finger hooked through the protégé’s metal collar— a suppressor for their abilities, but tightened to the point of bruising. Hero kicked Villain’s sidekick into the ground, nodding to Villain. “Found them a few weeks ago. Lost and drunk and hating the world.”
Villain took a shaking step forward, eyes on the pile of trembling clothes that was Sidekick.
“A pity that someone so young is already trying to destroy the world.”
“Sidekick?” Villain whispered.
No answer.
Then. “What did you do to them?” It came out as a snarl.
Hero grabbed Sidekick’s jaw, forcing them to look up. They turned their face towards Villain, allowing Villain a good look at the bruises. At the black eye. At the open gash that ran across their forehead. At the sharp cut that sliced from lip to chin. Smaller knife-cuts down their throat.
Sidekick sobbed, closing their eyes. They mouthed, I’m sorry. Again and again. I’m sorry i’m sorry i’m sorry—
Hero smiled. “I re-educated them.”
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Thought #236
Hero sighed as they rode the elevator up to their office.
Their day job was not what they wanted to do right now. They wanted to be at home researching Villain and coming up with a plan to stop them.
"You need the money. You need the money." Hero repeated to themselves.
The door opened and they plastered a smile on their face. They walked into the front doors and froze.
Someone stood at the front desk talking to Receptionist.
"Oh, Hero." She said brightly. "Perfect timing. Someone is here to see you."
Hero looked at Villain, who had a huge smile plastered over their face.
Hero took a deep breath and plastered the smile back on their face.
"Hello. Follow me to my office and we can meet there."
Villain nodded and followed Hero.
Hero let Villain into the office and closed the door behind them.
"What are you trying to do?" Hero whispered harshly.
"I thought you would be happy to see me. You have put in so much work in finding where I go that I thought I would throw you a bone." Villain smiled and sat down in one of the chairs.
Hero glared at them at sat at their desk. Villain rifled through some of the papers.
"I also thought I could save you from this dreadfully boring job."
Hero snatched the papers from Villain. "I don't want to hear it."
"You sure?" Villain stood.
"Yes I'm-"
"Cause I could double your salary. And give you time to do whatever you want. Just under one condition."
Hero stood.
"You have to do one mission with me." Villain laughed. "And come live with me, but we can talk about that bit later."
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automeris-io-moth · 2 months
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Short #1
“Oh my,” Civilian heard in the distance, a fog blurring their sight, and the unshakable feeling of exhaustion confusing their head “poor little thing, left for dead.” 
The figure approached, kneeling in the ground beside them, softly grabbing their head with both their hands, guiding it upwards, towards them, stroking their sweaty hair, wet with something sticky, something dark and too agitating to think about at that time and place. 
A weave of nausea quickly catched up, forcing Civilian to react, moving in a quick motion their head to the side, throwing up all over the floor beside them and the stranger handling them with so much care. 
“Oh love, that can’t be good,” the figure continued, pulling them close once again, a handkerchief cleaning the corners of their mouth with light taps “what do you say I take you home? I can make it all better, I bet that you’re feeling quite uncomfortable right now.” 
Civilian nodded absentmindedly, only half processing what they were agreeing to, immediate relief from their pain and turmoil coming right before self preservation. Vampire related incidents were on the rise in the city, it was an open secret. 
The stranger smiled warmly. 
“I’m glad,” they said, twisting the young person in their arms to carry them comfortably to the elegant white car waiting for them, door opened, man waiting beside it “you’re gonna be the perfect example for Hero, he needs to learn how dangerous they are when rejecting their sires help, they must not have even realised they left you there dying.” 
The stranger sighed, getting them inside the car, resting Civilian’s head over their lap, not caring for the blood and grime staining their pants and car seats. 
“Don’t worry, pretty thing, I’ll take care of you until they are capable, even if that takes a couple decades.” 
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atlastimborn · 2 months
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The ghost at night
"Your wrists are so tiny," the villain muttered, something unreadable in their dark eyes. They had the hero's wrist close to their face, examining it as if it were the most fascinating thing in the world. They were so close ... too close for comfort. The hero tried to put distance between them, but the wall was already at their heel.  
"Oh, piss off," the hero growled, mustering every bit of their last courage. 
A smile flashed on the villain's face, and they leaned in closer causing Hero to move back until their skull knocked against the brick wall. Villain leans in until their lips brush the shell of their ear, and blew air into their ear - a taunt too see their reaction. Hero can’t help but react, squirming under the villain, trying to break free. This only delighted villain, villain's small laugh sends shivers down hero's spine. If it wasn't for the support of the wall they would be sent to their knees. 
"To do that, you have to make me," the villain whispered. Hero squirmed even more. The villain pushed them further into the wall. "Are you going to fight me?" they taunted. 
The hero regretted saying yes to the villain. Ever since the hero agreed to train with them, it has been lesson after lesson in anger management. The villain's endless taunts and 'innocent touches,' which they claimed were accidental, drove the hero insane. The villain ruins everything. They sure as hell ruin the hero’s nights, the villain haunted their tired mind like they paid rent.
"Fight me, hero," the villain growled, slamming the hero's wrist into the wall. The hero groaned at the impact. "Push me away."
So the hero did exactly that. They used their suppressed anger in each attempt to push away the villain. At last, the villain was on the ground, and the hero was marching out of the room. 
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puppetmaster13u · 7 months
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DPxDC Presumed Aliens Prompt
Imagine if the the Phamily fall through a portal to another world. Honestly nothing new there, and at least they're in the specter speeder. The specter speeder that has maybe crashed, but it wasn't their fault they swear! Not their fault if it got attacked, right? And maybe they're somehow kids now, but they can blame that on Clockwork right? Right. Definitely his fault. They weren't messing around with things in his Haunt and definitely didn't mess with things they shouldn't have. But really it wasn't their fault. Really. So maybe they're stuck in another world, stuck as kids, and someone has managed to open the half crushed speeder, but that would normally be fine. Honestly wouldn't be surprising with how their lives are. The thing is, they're all... akin to lil baby ghosts in shape, and their world's human language evolved differently to this worlds. What do you mean the heroes in this world think they're baby aliens???
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mooluvs · 9 months
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The league of villains with a reader with a croc quirk
requests open | bnha masterlist
requested by @stitched-bones-draws
warnings: none | genre: platonic fluff | fic type: hcs
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Request: How about the lov from mha with a reader that has a croc mutation quirk, that has all the pros and cons of crocs(ei swim speed, and big lungs) and they are very loving, a good baker, loves to play fight/train, but… their way of showing affection is biting.
They love you
You’re super happy to have found people that accept you for you and don’t judge you for your quirk
And they all love having you around, you’re a big sweetie!
And very useful to have around
The biting... took them by surprise
Toga loves it, especially as she also has a unique way of showing affection.
In general she just loves having you around, your really nice and sweet to her.
And you don’t even flinch when she comes at you with a knife!!
She thinks of you as family.
Shigaraki claims he only keeps you around because you’re useful
That’s a lie, he adores you
You’re actually nice to him and never make any judgmental comments about his interests or appearance.
He likes training with you, you’re strong, but he much prefers just spending quiet time with you
Whether it be sat with you while you bake, or just sat at the bar talking.
You’re good company!
And you bring him tasty cakes when he’s gaming
To be honest, they all love your food.
Especially twice
Practically everyone even associated with the league has heard from him about how good your cooking is.
He’s your main hype man
He gives your cakes to Giran, all the time.
Not that the man’s complaining, they’re tasty
He also appreciates how you try and help him when he’s having a rough day mentally.
And how you try and calm him down when he feels like he’s splitting.
He really appreciates that.
He’ll try and help you bake sometimes.
Try
So does Mr compress, and he’s surprisingly good at it.
He appreciates having another mature person around
I mean, you can cook for yourself and that is a hell of a lot than most the others can do
He likes that you’re loving and gentle but could also fuck a man up, if need be.
He enjoys just spending time with you, he likes your vibe and caring attitude
He about shat himself the first time you chomped on his arm
Was never judgemental about it, though
Just scared shitless
Dabi appreciates how strong you are
He lets you play fight him and treats it as training.
You’re a really good training partner, you’re strong and hard to take down
Even if you do fuss over his burns too much
Would never say it but he seriously appreciates how you help him with his burns and stitches
It warms his heart
He tries to repay you by helping you on any missions or getting you anything you need for baking.
Or just stealing stuff for you
It’s his love language, okay
He’s strangely protective of you, even though you could end most people in an instant
He acts almost like an older brother
You and spinner are reptile buddies
You’ve honestly done so much for his confidence
You always hype him up and defend him against any of dabi’s totally not affectionate insults.
You always hype him up
And you’ve been training him to help him improve in battle
You like to talk to him about your quirk and living as a heteromorph
Though your quirks are very different, you’ve had some similar experiences.
And both you have reptile traits
It’s good to find someone who knows the pain of having animalistic instincts and traits.
Also, him and Tomura sometimes grab you and drag you into video game sessions.
The other members don’t know this
Shiggy has a reputation to maintain
In conclusion, congrats on being adopted by a found family of Criminals.
Enjoy being the mom friend!
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anxiousnerdwritings · 2 months
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Author!Reader: THATS IT! I'VE HAD IT! This marks the LEGIT begin of villain arc!
Yan!Heroes: NO!
Yan!Rogues: YES!
Author!Reader: I'm going to make EVERYONE pay for what they've done to me! Then write it all down in my next book for ALL TO SEE!
Yan!Hero: NO!!!
Yan!Rogues: YES!!!
Yan!Batman: NO READER! Be the better person! Join the side of good and we can bring those who've wronged you to justice! You don't have to take it out on the innocent!
Author!Reader: I'm not take it out on the innocent, I'm taking it out on you guys! *points to the Rogues* Yeah! That's right! I'm pulling a Deadpool and being a bad guy who goes after worse guys!
Yan!Rouges: ...
Yan!Heroes: ...
Yan!Harley Quinn: Oh Darling~ Please go after me first~ I prefer being tied down to a table with straps then with ropes~
Yan!Riddler: No! Me first Darling~ Please don't go easy with any puzzles or riddles I must solve to escape, I'm sure your readers would find them... stimulating~
Yan!Batman: ... You know, if you go through with this idea then I will have to stop you... You might even have to come for me to stop me from putting a stop to your plans~
Author!Reader: ... what have I done...
Author!Reader: ….Why…why are you guys making it sound so….kinky???👀😫
Yan!Rogues/Yan!Heroes, totally not fantasizing about newly villanized Author!Reader and the creative punishments they have in store for all of them: We have no idea what you’re talking about😏
Meanwhile, Yan!Anti-Heroes when they hear about Author!Reader’s villain arc: YES! YES! YES! 👏🏻 🙌🏻🫱🏻‍🫲🏼🫶🏻
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