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mellowmin · 1 year

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Walk him like a dog sis

Disclaimer: this is only MY PERSONAL OPINION and my own takes on these characters, please do not interact if you don't like or agree with this 💜

Inspired by the tiktok sound and some of the videos I saw on there 🤭

Content warnings: toxic relationship dynamics on some of these, very girlboss-ish hc's, ooc in the last one (just a what if scenario), mentions of mommy kink, masochistic traits & praise kink. Also last group has a very prominent "men are disposable" mindset/subtext, not to be taken literally or seriously at all.

Fem reader implied all throughout.

MDNI

𑁍 Trained puppies:

Will happily follow you around, grabbing onto you by your sleeve, the back of your shirt or your belt loop.

Wide eyes look at you like you hung the moon and the stars, will not hesitate to jump from their seat to get you anything you need, though they will at times use the puppy eyes to their advantage and it's very hard to say no to them.

Mommy issues? Maybe? Mommy kink at the very least lol, also praise kink. Baby them!! They love that shit and will eat up any attention from you.

When you're at a party, you'll pull them to you by their tie and they'll absolutely melt while letting you guide them to the dance floor like you have them on a leash.

The type to send you pictures of any cute or pretty thing they find because any sort of beauty makes them think of you.

Super needy, they'll wait in bed fighting off the sleep until you finish your skincare routine because they can't sleep well without you :(. Textbook definition of puppy love, they have eyes only for you and will hate to be separated from you for ANY amount of time. - Hinata Shoyo, Goshiki Tsutomu, Yamaguchi Tadashi, Azumane Asahi, Bokuto Kotarou, Nishinoya Yuu, Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki, Togata Mirio.

𑁍 Guard dogs:

They spoil you like crazy, princess treatment is real when you're with them.

The type to kneel in front of you and untie your shoes while looking up at you like you're doing them a favor for letting them. When I say these men WORSHIP YOU I mean it.

Super protective, they know and live by the sidewalk rule; and lord have mercy on the poor soul if they think someone is bothering you. WILL NOT TOLERATE anyone talking shit about you in any way. Also "dress however you want, I can fight".

As soon as they get the slightest suspicion that your feet hurt you are up on their arms. Don't even think about carrying anything heavier than your phone. Consider them your personal handbag. Will spoon feed you if you allow them too, gently dabbing your face with a napkin after every other bite.

They refuse to let you pay for anything, as soon as the cashier asks 'cash or credit?' They're rushing to get their wallet out. They sometimes will give you their credit card and ORDER you to buy anything you want.

WOULD absolutely carry you on their shoulders the whole day if they could, but they need to work to earn the money to keep giving you the life you deserve :')

You know those kinda cringe videos that go "my hands look like this so that hers can look like this"?? Yeah that's them lol - Iwaizumi Hajime, Kuroo Tetsurou, Miya Atsumu, Ushijima Wakatoshi, Sawamura Daichi, Ukai Keishin, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Bakugo Katsuki, Todoroki Shouto, Iida Tenya, also Kirishima lol.

𑁍 Bratty Lap dogs:

Stink eyes to anyone that tries to approach either of you. They're not interested in anyone else and they'd rather die than stand by and let someone steal your attention from them.

Their favorite activity is to cuddle you and snack and they WILL voice their displeasure if your little sessions are interrupted. Will stay hours with their head buried in your neck if you let them. Will leave hickeys on you if you're not careful enough!! They'll do it in places that you won't easily see but others will see clearly too.

They're super needy and sometimes have a hard time understanding your need for personal space like wym we can't go to the bathroom together 🤨. On that note, you never have to ask them to come with you anywhere, as soon as you grab your keys they're putting their shoes on. They never give you that "u can come if u want" bullshit, they let you know that if you're not going, they aren't going.

Talk shit about anyone that you don't like to them, they act like they don't care but they love the gossip and will say things to keep you talking. They trust your gut and your criteria for liking or not liking people; if you tell them you don't like someone you don't even have to give them a reason, they'll drop that person in a second.

They will tease you and clown you anytime they have the chance, but it's like they forget they're the biggest simp ever lol. Try to give them the silent treatment, they won't last longer than 6 hours.

Will check your friends if they seem disloyal. As soon as they get sent a 'hiiii :)" from one of your friends, they're warning you about them. They will encourage you to cut off toxic people from your life, whether it's friends or family but they'll never force you to stop talking to someone on their account.

They will support you in ANYTHING, they're your ride or die and they will defend you until they die no matter what you do. "Oh, (y/n) killed someone? Well I'm sure that person did something to deserve it." They will make a fool of themselves to protect your honor lol.

- Sakusa Kiyoomi, Oikawa Tooru, Miya Osamu, Suna Rintarou, Tendou Satori, Tsukishima Kei, Sugawara Koushi, Kozume Kenma, Kageyama Tobio, Shinsou Hitoshi, Monona Neito, Sero Hanta, Aizawa Shouta, Takami Keigo.

BONUS:

𑁍 Domesticated Hound dogs:

Heavily toxic relationship dynamics, unrealistic representation of a fuckboy, kinda mean reader.

Former fuckboy turned into a begging mess by the bad bitch he shouldn't have messed with.

He tried to play it cocky from the start and play you like all the girls before you, but you knew his game and played him like a fiddle.

When several girls messaged you to warn you about your new boytoy -the man paying for your groceries every week in hopes that you'll give him two hours of your weekend- you knew that you were given a chance by the heavens to do some good karmic work, for every girl whose heart he played with, you'll make him your bitch. Every time you leave him on read is a win for the girls.

At first, he thought you were just playing hard to get and considered you a 'fun challenge' but soon enough he's only answering your texts, all other girl's numbers are forgotten and he finds that hooking up with random girls only makes him think about you more. He found himself becoming more vulnerable when talking to you, actually sharing parts of him in an honest way instead of doing it in order to get sympathy points from you.

This man used to be a professional at ghosting and you got him answering your texts in 0.5 SECONDS. In the beginning he was all like "im not looking for anything serious tho lol" and you were like "yeah I could tell, not like you'd be good for anything serious lol" LMAO HES LEFT STARING AT HIS PHONE FOR 7 MINUTES STRAIGHT AFTER THAT.

Like YES BE MEAN TO HIM. He's gotta be a masochist; every time he gets a mean response (or no response at all) he becomes more desperate for having you praise him and coddle him like all the other girls used to do in order to keep him to themselves.

Lmfao meeting you was a humbling experience, you got him getting into his car at 2 am to see you for 15 minutes as long as he pays for your next nail appointment. You are true poetic justice coming into his life to ruin his bad boy persona.

At some point he tries to get cocky again and acts like he's back to his old ways, but you drop him so fast and so coldly that he gets whiplash. You show this man that you won't hesitate to dump the trash if he doesn't make something good of himself. You teach him really fast that you won't deal with his nonsense, and you WILL find him a replacement if he displeases you. The withdrawal he gets from you giving him radio silence is insane.

In the end though, you end up whipping him into a decent man and dare I say a good boyfriend who by this point is absolutely addicted to you. - Oikawa Tooru, Suna Rintarou, Miya Atsumu, Togata Mirio, Monoma Neito, Shinsou Hitoshi, Sero Hanta, Takami Keigo.

Comment or add in tags if you want me to add any characters! I probably missed a lot lol.

Comments and reblogs are appreciated!

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 1 year

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Being Shiratorizawa’s Manager:

Trip to the Beach 🏖️

Shiratorizawa x female! Manager (she/her pronouns)

Warnings: fluff, reader has a breasts and is wearing a swimsuit, Oikawa makes an appearance because it’s me 😌

AN: this is a request from 🦢 anon!

Remember when I said this team was like super serious and stoic 😃

Well jokes on you because when you go on ANY outing, these boys are just as feral as the rest

Literally, I can tell you exactly how this will go

Semi and Reon are the only adults

Yep, even Ushijima doesn’t count and I’ll tell you why

Man’s will just wander off, like he sees something and is like “hey that looks cool” and then just walks away 🚶

Tendou is riling everyone up constantly

Shirabu and Kawanishi are the actual worst to get excited about anything

Goshiki and Yamagata are just like super hyped about everything

Liberos are all hyper, prove me wrong 🤚🏻

Anyways, it’s literally so much work it’s exhausted

But never fear because our magnificent, wonderful and perfect manager, YN, is here to deal with everything!

And with summer break approaching, you get the bestest idea ever 🥰

So you bring it up at practice

“Hey guys! I think we should go to the beach this weekend!” You say, all cute and excited

Shirabu 👉🏻 Y tho?

You 👉🏻😐 I give all and get nothing back-

“A beach trip? Hey that actually sounds so fun!” Tendou cheers, backing you up

“Shouldn’t we spend the time practicing?” Ushijima adds

“Yeah, I can’t beat Ushiwaka at the beach Yn?” Goshiki screams

You 👉🏻🙄

“I mean, it would be nice to do a team bonding activity,” Semi, our team mom chimes in

You 👉🏻 *nodding vigorously* : D

“Also, we could play beach volleyball. That’s a what kind of workout,” Reon adds

The guys 👉🏻🔥👄🔥 Did you say Beach Volleyball??

These boys are sold 🙌🏻

So you began preparing, you made lunches, snacks and made sure to pack plenty water

You arrived early at school, so freaking excited for your day at the beach with your boys!

When you first arrive, you are wearing a coverup so the boys don’t really think much of anything

Please, they all have a crush on you and god are you pretty, but they also adore you as their manager

That is 👀 until you take the coverup off

Like it happens so casually too that it throws them all off 😂

Like you are just talking with Semi and Reon like, “I packed snacks and lunches, we should be good for a few hours *takes off coverup* also we have to make sure we do sunscreen on everyone because coach will not be happy if you guys can spike or receive with sunburns.”

Semi and Reon just stare 😳😳

“What’s wrong?” You say, completely oblivious as to why these idiots are staring

The rest of the team, well they are surely malfunctioning at this very moment

Goshiki definitely has a nose bleed

Remember when Daichi broke Hinata? Yeah you did that to Goshiki 😌

Yamagata, Shirabu and Kawanishi are all just like “thank you god amen 🙏🏻”

Tendou is actually speechless

Like Tendou knows you’re a girl and he knows you’re pretty but like it sunk a level deeper today

And Ushiwaka, well he…

“YN please make sure you wear sunscreen, you have a lot of skin showing. Would you like me to help you?” Ushijima says, completely oblivious

Like Ushijima thinks your pretty too don’t get me wrong but man’s isn’t thinking beyond sun protection right now

“Wakatoshi that would be so helpful thank you!” You say, handing him the cream

Suddenly, everyone is willing to lend a helping hand 😐🙄

“Don’t you think this is a job for the vice captain?” Reon says

“Are you kidding me?” Semi says as Tendou sneaks in

“I have big hands so like covering surface area is definitely easier for me!” Tendou shouts

“THIS IS A JOB FOR THE FUTURE ACE!” Goshiki interrupts

You 👉🏻🤨 guys I literally just need help getting my back

“I don’t really think they care YN,” Shirabu interjects as you hand him the sunscreen and he helps you

The guys all watch and of course, brood because they are jealous bbys

“Alright it’s time for volleyball,” Ushijima announces as all the guys run towards the court leaving you to your own devices

You 👉🏻🙄 silly boys

But it’s ok because you can finish setting up and hopefully start catching up on getting some much needed vitamin D

Even if you don’t tan, sunshine is great as a mood booster 😁

However, what you don’t realize is that you’ve attracted quite the spectator crowd

Because your team isn’t the only one at the beach 👀

You guessed it, our besties at Seijoh decided to take a team beach vacay too

What a coincidence 🙃

Anyways, you’ve seemed to attract the attention of Seijoh’s #1 pain in the butt

“Hey isn’t that Shiratorizawa’s hot manager?” Yahaba points out

Because, of course he does 🙄

“What? Where??” Oikawa says, eyes alert at Yahaba points you out

“Yeah that’s her, damn Shiratorizawa is so freaking lucky!” Hanamaki says, glaring at Oikawa

All the third years, and the other years, know that Oikawa is the reason they can’t have nice things 😅

“I think we should go and greet her! She looks like she could use some help,” Oikawa says walking towards you

“Should we stop him?” Matsukawa asks as Kunimi pulls out his phone and hits record

“Nah, let Ushiwaka take care of him this time, I came here to relax,” Iwa says, getting a front row to the show

“Yoo-hoo YN!” Oikawa says as you turn to find the source of the agitating voice

“Oh hello Oikawa!” You say, pleasantly

Please, our angel is so nice

I could never 😂

“I just happened to notice you over here, looking absolutely gorgeous and was wondering if you needed any help?” He says as you stare at him

“I’m actually good but thanks anyways!” You beam as Oikawa dies at your cuteness

“You know Yn, I always knew you were gorgeous but I will say, that swimsuit looks incredible on you,” Oikawa says

You blush, “thanks Oikawa! I got it especially for our team trip.”

You turn and show him the suit because that’s what we do, we show off 👏🏻

Suddenly out of nowhere, a volleyball SLAMS into the back of Oikawa’s head

You 👉🏻😳

Oikawa 👉🏻 💀

Kunimi and Seijoh 👉🏻 📱

“Iwa what the hell-” oikawa says, turning to see whose actually responsible for the ball

Ushiwaka and Shiratorizawa LOOM over Oikawa and just glare right thought him

Literally it’s hot out but the cold radiating off the guys right now could cure global warming 😅

“Hey guys! Are you hungry?” You say, completely ignoring Oikawa’s obvious concussion

“Ahh yeah YN we are just taking a little break,” Kawanishi says, coming up next to you and guiding you away from the scene

“Stay away from OUR manager Oikawa!” Semi growls as Reon nods

“Like she’d ever go for you anyways, she obviously has better taste,” Tendou adds

Meanwhile, Ushijima is just glaring, his arms crossed over his chest

“I’d maybe leave before Ushiwaka throws another ball at you,” Yamagata adds

Oikawa rubs his head, standing tall as a smirk appears on his face

“I was just helping your beautiful manager out,” he said as Ushiwaka glared

You 👉🏻 I’m fine but thanks Oikawa 😁✌🏻

Oikawa 👉🏻👁️👄👁️ oh ok…

He walks away as Ushiwaka continues to glare

“YN are you ok?” Goshiki asks in a panic as you prepare lunches

You 👉🏻 I’m fine 😐

“Are you sure you’re ok?” Shirabu asks

You 👉🏻 it’s Oikawa guys, he’s literally harmless

Then, suddenly Ushiwaka comes next to you, giving you an approving head pat

“Thanks for being the best manager YN,” he says as you beam

Bonus

“Well that went well didn’t it?” Watari said as Oikawa made his way back to the team

“You should have know better loserkawa,” Iwa said, rolling his eyes

“I wouldn’t have expected you to know what it’s like to ask a girl like that out Iwa!” Oikawa spat back before quickly covering his mouth

“What did you say to me?!?” Iwa 🔥👄🔥

Oikawa 👉🏻🥲

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nishipostitz · 1 year

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when youre in public

multi character x gn!read

tw! non consensual touching

he sees a man lovingly pat his significant other’s bum. but he also sees the significant other flinch and try to move away. (for context, my man rn is far away and just left the bathroom 😭) then, he saw clues. this significant other was wearing the exact thing you did, and had the same body outline. ‘oh shoot’ he thought. ‘THATS MY BAE!’ then he ran to your rescue and beat the other guy for violating you ❤️‍🩹

bokuto, atsumu, hinata, daichi, iwa, yaku, SEMMMI SEMMMMIIIIII, aran, sunarin, my man sakusa.

would go shopping with you and refer to you as “my significant other” to the cashiers, waiters/waitresses, honestly, anyone that would listen. always showing you off. “im going to buy this bag for my lovely.” and well, youre kinda shy about it but its CUTE too.

oikawa, atsumu x2, suga, asahi, tendou ❤️, sunarin x2, aran, bokuto……………..

the one taking pics of you for your social media page. would take SO many candid photos of you. 99% of his camera roll is you, the rest are irrelevant. his words, not mine.

kuroo, aone, ukai, tsukki, yams, kageyama, iwa x2, kunimi, kenma, AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIII, ushiwaka, kita, sunarin

take pics for HIS social media page. but like, man LITERALLY has a fan account for you. people are jealous of him, or maybe you? jealous of him because he scored such a perfect person. but jealous of you for even finding him in the first place 🤨. like, how much was he?

nishi, tanaka 😋, matsu, lev, kita x2, samu, SUNARIN X3, bokuto x2, TENDOUUUUU x2

you married him

kita

this was a draft from like october or something and ive just been too lazy to complete it. anywasy, this is probably the last thing i’ll write for this year 🥳 should i also write for jjk and bsd? or just stay with haikyuu for now?

so merry belated christmas everybody!! hopefully everyone enjoyed their times!! and now, happy early new years to all readers and writers that found this post! i wish everyone good health, happiness, wealth, and a success new start!! and receive a lot of red envelopes 😉

bye guys!!!

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ushihinasimp · 4 months

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T : Wait! Hinata! Is-is that a hickey??

Hinata looks closer to the mirror and indeed, a mark on his neck is visible obviously

H : *Shit!* Errr.. that was a bug bite, Tanaka san! *running away*

T : Daichi san!! Hinata got a hickey!!

D : Shut up! You two are so loud!

Hinata quickyly texting Ushijima

H : Ushijima-san!! I told you not to leave mark! Now look what you’ve done!!

U : … *reads*

H : Not gonna answer, huh??

U : What do you expect me to say?

H : !!!!??? I am mad right now!! You sure don’t have anything to say??

U : 🤨

H : Fine! Let’s stop this. It’s not like we’re in a special romantic relationship anywayy

U : … what do you mean?

H : 🤨 What do you mean with what do i mean? Am i not clear enough? We’re donee

U : Hinata Shoyo, now i am confused. We had sex several times, and we enjoyed it, the sex were always great, and we’re so compatible… Do you think that’s not a romantic relationship we have?

H : But-but!! You never said you like me or something!! I thought we just..!

U : I said i love you many times tho..

H : That was in bed!! Aarrghh.. now i am confused. Ushijima-san, do you really like me? Like in a romantic way?

U : If I don’t like you that way, I wouldn’t have slept with you?

H : zzzzzzz *this guy…really…*

U : So…

H : Soo??

U : Probably i’ll make it clearer. Hinata Shoyo, would you go out with me? Would you be my boyfriend?

H : 😳 Now i am surprised…

U : I think this is how you want me to do, asking you officially

H : …………

U : ?

H : actually yeah.. and i like you too… *suddenly feels shy*

U : Then it’s settled. We’re officially a couple, no?

H : 🫣 yeah i guess so…?

U : ❤️

H : Did you just sent an emojii???

U : Yes. And about the hickey, i just want people to know that you already belong to someone, so i don’t feel sorry about that

H : But! Pleasee it’s kinda embarassing if they tease mee

U : Are they really? Who?

H : 😳 uh,, nevermind that!! Anyway, next time please control yourself and don’t leave any marks okay??

U : Fine. I’ll leave them on your other body parts where only i can see..

H : 😚 i’m fine with that!

U : So tonight, your place?

H : Straightforward as always.. Okay!! 😘

U : Good. Prepare yourself, Hinata Shoyo. I’m going to fuck you real good..

H : Pleasee! 🤤 I can’t wait !! Need your HUGE 🍆 😋

U : …. Are you doing this on purpose?

H : No i am not? 😜

#ushihina #haikyuu!!#hq rarepairs #haikyuu #ushihinaprompts #ushijima wakatoshi #hinata shouyou #wakatoshi ushijima #hinataxushijima #ushijima x hinata #shoyo hinata

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chaoticevilorange · 2 years

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KOA!!! MI CORAZÓN ♡♡ IM SO GLAD YOU ENJOYED THE NICKNAME!!!

Okay so, I was eating dinner yesterday and I thought of this. How would our haikyuu boys react to a chipmunk reader. Imma give an example cuz ik that doesn't make sense. Okay so like imagine everyone's eating and they talking, aka not paying attention to reader horrible mistake really, and when they look at em, reader is just there with their checks stuff to the brim with food just chewing away with the bowl in their hands. And like they just staring, and like reader just keeps shoving food in their mouth and everyone's like 🤨🤯😨😟. Reader there like 🐿

I do this a lot of the time, like ik I have food in my mouth but I just keep adding. ITS REALLY FUN THO CUZ SENSE YOU GOT FOOD IN YOUR MOUTH YOU CAN WALK AROUND WHEREVER WITHOUT HAVING TO WORRY ABOUT BEING HUNGRY OR GETTING MORE!! >:) ANYWYAS DO WITH YHIS AS YOU'D LIKE!!

BYE BYE KOA!! SEE YA NEXT TIME MY BRAIN DECIDES TO WORK AGAIN!!

Lmao noooo, coma como corresponde mija, se puede atorar 😂😂😂 but srsly I don't think I've ever witnessed someone doing this 🤔

Haikyuu x reader

His s/o has weird priorities when is dinner time 😂

Soon as he sees you he almost chokes, when he recovers he laughs his ass off "what are you doing???? Are you that hungry?" He keeps chuckling worried about you might choke as well

Hanamaki, Iwaizumi, Kyotani, Daichi, Ennoshita, Tanaka, Aran

This guy feels disgusted, literally his face screams nothing but disapproval, is weighing his options, puts down his fork "think I've lost my appetite" and walks away from you

Tsukishima, Ushijima, Kenma, Suna, Sakusa

He looks at you and takes it as a competition, he starts to shove the food quickly to his mouth, tries to talk but just came muffled words and chunks of food is quite a sight, you're meant for eachother

Nishinoya, Kageyama, Hinata, Yamamoto, Lev, Bokuto, Koganegawa

Looks at you with utterly confusion, doesn't even know how to process what is going on, why and how are his current questions, doesn't say anything, hands you a napkin quietly

Matsukawa, Oikawa, Asahi, Yamaguchi, Semi, Goshiki, Akaashi, Kita, Aone

He laughs and takes his phone to snap a few pics of you, keeps laughing while looks at his screen and sends it to your mother making you choke, pats your back and hands you a glass of water still laughing

Satori, Sugawara, Kuroo, Osamu, Atsumu, Futakuchi, Yaku

Thanks for reading 🐨✨💖

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queerkuro · 10 months

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jordan you can't just say you have more kurosuga thoughts and then leave me hanging... i want to know your thoughts please :lookingrespectfully:

:p hehehe

i'm so particular about my kuroo ships on account of the i love him (autistic about him) and i never considered kurosuga but WOW what a good pair

i don't even remember what i said in your tags i'm just gonna talk. kuroo calls him suga-chan and all of nekoma breaks their necks looking at him crazy. kuroo is so down bad and he tries so hard to be cool around suga but he's kuroo so that's impossible. he wants to look so cool and smart and suga just laughs and is so enamored because wow kuroo is goofy

suga is a little (a lot) mad about how tall kuroo is. he does not hesitate to take notes from his bestie yaku on how to deal with tall people. kuroo also gets very stressed about things and is very familiar with suga karate chopping him (lovingly of course, you know how suga is)

we all hate sugamama i know, however, kurosuga give me parental vibes. like i just know they're scary good with kids. they're a perfect mixture of responsible and silly and i think they like to take care of their friends! but like. in a silly dad kinda way

suga is so aware of kuroo being cringefail and also he is losersexual. kuroo is so. and suga loves it. and kuroo is just mindblown that he successfully got suga to like him and he kinda has an ego about it because it's suga! and while kuroo is bragging about him suga is like :) he makes me laugh

suga is also down bad for kuroo and kuroo does loserboy things and suga is giggling and twirling his hair you know. suga gets made fun of by daichi and asahi

i have this vivid image in my mind of them still in hs and they're in the gym and tanaka finds of suga likes kuroo and tanaka of all people is like 🤨 him? really? and he wants to tease suga but also wants to be respectful of his senpai you know. so he's just like *side eye* if that's what you're into

i haven't had much time to thing about them so i'll stop here but i'm sure i'll have more

#hq #kurosuga #wtf jordan #asks

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meowstix · 1 year

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RAT'S BIGASS LIST OF (TRUE AND CORRECT) BSB HEADCANONS

i've listed most of these before in previous posts but since i added onto that via reblog additions they aren't in the main tag. however, i want to make as many people look at these as possible, so i am making this absurdly long post compiling them.

kyojyu trans.

after the events of v-force, zeo went on to pretty much start a new life with a new identity. during this process they Also transed their gender (i'm not sure on the specifics of this one admittedly, but as you might have noticed i do hc zeo as using they/them pronouns that much i'm sure of)

speaking of post-season antics, brooklyn retired from beyblading after g-revolution and is now focusing on ornithology

speaking of which. points at brooklyn. autism

honestly. i think the entire main gang is also neurodivergent i'm not even exactly sure what but i refuse to believe they're neurotypical.

i think at some point i hit rei with my aro beam i'm not even sure why (i probably just wanted to hit Somebody with the beam) but he's aro now why not.

so those top euro bladers right. ralf, olivier, giancarlo, and johnny. them. they're in a polycule.

ok these last two are gonna be fucking stupid so bear with me here. first i joked about this one before but steve got hit by the down with cis bus before the start of g-rev and that's why he's in the hospital (kyojyu and zeo were on the bus obviously)

daitenji is divorced from zagart. he is also divorced from soichirou. maybe throw in volkov for good measure why not. every time this guy gets a divorce the other person goes on to commit atrocities this man is a fucking menace to society

you know how like with ghost stories sometimes it's like if you try to take a picture of the ghost the picture gets all messed up. it's like that with sacred beasts too, though the world tournaments probably have some way of getting around that.

it's also effectively random who can see sacred beasts! like there's Some factors i guess but there's no specific big one other than "if you have a sacred beast you can see them no matter what". but yeah this leads to.. a LOT of debate over whether they're real even outside of beyblading discussion. takao vs yuriy either settled this debate or made it even worse.

judy ABSOLUTELY knew what she was doing when sending genbu's bit to max. i don't know how she ended up with it but i wouldn't be shocked if it was through her work with the PPB and honestly i'm still kind of 🤨 about them so it's probably for the best this Literal God ended up with some preteen

i think during the bega arc while the main gang was figuring out how they'd handle all of that king and queen were probably getting into so much shit. like obviously the focus is more on these Former World Champions (and Current World Champion) but in the background there's also just these two other decently strong bladers who are completely unaffected by bega's monopoly on parts because they've never been getting parts legally in the first place AND YOU CAN'T REALLY TRY TO RUIN THEIR REPUTATION EITHER BECAUSE THEY JUST DO NOT GIVE A SHIT

kai, rei, and daichi all out here in the getting sensory overload gang. congrats daichi you’ve gotten 1 (one) headcanon.

boris and sergey sound like 4kids sword knight and blade knight. the thing is that who sounds like who constantly switches so at any given time one of them will be near incomprehensible and there’s no way of telling which. it’s not like they have much if any personality in the first place so i can make up stupid shit

kyojyu has pretty much become hiromi’s semi-reluctant partner in crime, except the crime is powerpoint presentations detailing the most well thought out but also utterly stupid (and illegal but like. this is the BBA team we’re talking about with their track record they’ll be fine) plans any of the other team members have seen in their life. atleast one of these either has already gone through or will be executed in the future

takao has also kickstarted some stupid shit albeit it’s generally more akin to #clayisoverparty if you've heard of that

i think bakuten shoot might be the first piece of media i’ve had a significant number of lgbt headcanons for. anyway mao is bi and emily is an aro lesbian.

after the events of g-rev the entire situation surrounding bega is just generally considered an absolute shitstorm. like we’re talking like community lore here if that makes sense. someone probably wrote an r/hobbydrama post about it well over a decade later.

you know how they mentioned that like thirty years prior to the events of the show zagart had stolen that one sacred beast rock and then they never explain what happened to it. that's how zeo like, Exists despite the question of "how the hell do you create a replica that perfect of a human being in two thousand fucking two". mf is basically held together by sealed away sacred beasts

this one i mostly thought of because i was looking through the manga version of the battle tower stuff. in the animeverse i feel like zagart and volkov possibly knew eachother at some point. quick note here whenever i think abt v-force i generally just. pretend psykick Isn't There. I Do Not See Them. since they're basically just a middleman but ANYWAY. honestly this idea is very funny to me because like you have these two guys trying to create artificial sacred beasts right? and Child Soldiers McWar Crimes over here is doing animal experimentation n shit, still fucked up of course but then over on the other hand. the guy who's trying to bring back his dead son ends up basically just straight up brainwashing people

another very much canon-contradictory v-force one, actually i know i was talking about this one a few days ago. anyway yeah kane, salima, and the other two guys had very much taken interest in zagart's research on sacred beasts! they looked up to this guy! and this motherfucker went "yeah i'll take advantage of these literal teenagers" can you TELL i like leaning into the concept of zagart just being an absolute shit person even if his motivation was sympathetic

DEDICATED KAI SECTION BECAUSE I THINK HE'S NEAT :3

he is ABSOLUTELY the kind of motherfucker to wear shorts in cold ass weather

also this guy knows hand to hand combat. probably beat up atleast one person during his time as a Whole Ass Gang Leader tbh

speaking of which i think that time period is probably where like. almost all of his experiences with social settings before the world tournament came from. also he probably got updogged around this time i think

so you know how i brought up the daitenji's divorce shenanigans? going by that kai really out here being the focus of the world's most batshit custody battle huh

kai was NOT having a good time with the whole celebrity (or atleast. in terms of whatever the scope for beyblading is) thing. you throw this very much traumatized teenager with a sketchy ass past into the spotlight it’s not gonna go well

i was just talkin abt this one earlier but he is gay and ace.

and of course. last but most.

#rat chat #beyblade #bakuten shoot beyblade #kai hiwatari #he's in this post trust me you just gotta follow me into my wine cellar. and by follow me into my wine cellar i mean click expand

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZjDSm_A-Ry/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=

imagine daichi as a dad LOL

YES YES YES OMG!!!! He would definitely get his little girl or boy involved if they were curious about his work outs! Thats adorable🥺

You would come home to find them curled up on his back asleep, Daichi is laid face down on the floor.

You @ Daichi when you walk in: 🤨

Daichi: “Babe they fell asleep on my back while I was doing pressups and I felt bad moving afterward”

🥺🥺🥺🥺 the picture I have in my head rn is so so cute!!!

#🍋. queue are you?#CAL THIS🥺🥺🥺#this made me so happy #thank you for sending this in #god he would be such an amazing dad #i literally would hate children rn but… if he asked me to have s kid with him #god i couldn’t say yes fast enough #cal💛#moots i adore✨#sawamuras big schlong hoes🤩#lydz speaks #daichi owns my whole ass heart #god i’m in love with sawamura daichi #the loml #my baby🥺#my literal husband #the light of my life🌞

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hii omg idk if ur requests are open but i just finished waxing my guy friends underarm for fun because we were bored 😭 homie screamed so loud that i thought it was gonna cause an earthquake or open the gates of hell 😭😭 and im curious how would the hq team captains react and how would they be while getting their underarms waxed. you don't have to do this request right away bb im willing to wait ! <3

I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT WHAT ITD BE LIKE TO WAX OIKAWA PLSHWBSJD THIS IS PERFECT

WAXING THE HQ CAPTAINS

includes: sawamura daichi, kuroo tetsurō, oikawa tōru, bokuto kōtarō, kita shinsuke, ushijima wakatoshi, terushima yuuji, futakuchi kenji, meian shūgo

warning: slightly suggestive in some parts

sawamura daichi: when you ask him to do it for fun, he just stares at you with a brow raised like the human version of 🤨. he’s like why would i let you do that?? but he ultimately (and reluctantly) agrees to getting like a part of his leg waxed, maybe near his ankles, and he’s convinced it won’t be that bad. the moment you pull the wax off, his entire body freezes, a huge breath gets sucked in and his eyes widen. when you’re like “daichi you good?” he avoids eye contact and just goes “yeah” but his voice sounds so strained hsbsjjd. won’t admit that it hurt he’ll just pretend it never happened

kuroo tetsurō: he’s the one that suggests it pls. he comes over and throws the package of wax strips on your bed like “this is what we’re doing tonight.” i think he also suggests his legs like his shins and he perseveres, wow. like gets them fully waxed. every time you pull the strip off his legs kicks though and he nearly kills you a couple of times. he films it at some point and is like “getting waxed with my favorite esthetician—“ and you pull the strip so quickly and unexpectedly that he just chokes on his words and a single tear just slips.

oikawa tōru: he’s not hairless, it’s more-so that the hair on like his arms and legs isn’t so dark? so it’d be pretty ineffective to wax them. anyways one thing leads to another and, do not ask how, you end up waxing his pubes :D he’s a crybaby though. at first he’s like it won’t be that bad it’s just hair removal. he was proven wrong in the first second. the moment you spread the melted wax with the wooden stick he‘s regretting everything that led him to this very moment. he also like completely forgets the fact that his dick is right there and hits it instead of your hand at some point :( also iwa walks in, sees u between oikawa’s legs as the latter cries, and walks out.

bokuto kōtarō: i don’t know why but i’m so sure he finds these things so fun??? like period pain simulators, childbirth simulators, waxing, he just thinks it’s fun to be able to experience them?? not in a belittling way just in a wow you just casually go through this???? you wax his armpits and at first he’s so excited and is super prepared but then nearly knocks you out that like his friends have to hold him down, physically. he’s like begging you at some point “please i will give u my left nutsack just no more” and you just pull off the strip in response. so dramatic during but then after he can’t stop touching his underarms and making everyone feel them like “THEY’RE SO SMOOTH WOW THANK YOU”

kita shinsuke: kita’s also relatively hairless, so when he volunteers to be the one you wax (because every other guy there is a coward and kita is no coward. he’s the only one with balls really), you suggest his underarms. he’s so respectful during it and it scares you because?? FLINCH AT LEAST??? PLEASE??? every once in a while a small noise will leave his tight lipped mouth like a “hmph” and he might flinch for a millisecond, but otherwise he’s super composed ?? and after when you wipe away the excess wax and he feels them, he’s like smiling softly and thanking you and all. what a Man.

ushijima wakatoshi: ushijima‘s hairy as fuck cannot convince me otherwise. take your pick at what you wanna wax honestly. he’s so confused when you tell him you’d like to try it, like?? why?? and you’re like because with a shrug, and his brows furrow deeper like yeah but why. eventually decides fine okay whatever makes you happy my love, and agrees to have you wax his arms. similar to kita, he doesn’t make a lot of noise. he looks kind of?? angry the whole time?? at some point he asks “is it supposed to hurt this much” and you’re like...... you’re in pain ..... what....... anyways when he goes to practice the next day and someone brushes against his arm like woah so smooth he smiles softly and goes “yeah my partner waxed my arms for me :)” SO CUTE

terushima yuuji: definitely the one to suggest it and also definitely the type to start sobbing at how bad it hurts. also 100% asks you to wax his balls like that’s exactly what you should as a first timer. he’s a lot like bokuto in the fact that during the waxing session, he’s crying real, fat tears. keeps asking you for breaks and nearly kills you every time his legs swing. but then right after he’s so fucking cocky about it, bringing your hand over to his dick like “feel this babe” and you’re like “yeah you’re welcome tf”

futakuchi kenji: oh my god. pls. he’s a very fake it till you make it during it. like his voice is strained and he’s holding his breath and avoiding eye contact and narrowing his eyes. when you ask him if he’s doing okay he’s like “fine” and says nothing else. mainly because he’d been so cocky beforehand and been like yeah i can handle that easy. the fact that you’re making him eat his words as you wax his legs is embarrassing enough as is, you don’t need to see it visibly.

meian shūgo: another super respectful man. also super hairy like when you ask him if you can wax any body part of his he just looks down at himself like “uh which part.” he also like??? praises you throughout??? so say you’re waxing his armpits cause you know, why not. halfway through you ask him if he’s feeling alright, if the wax is too hot or if it’s too painful, and he just goes “no baby you’re doing great, thank you.” LIKE ?? THIS IS ABOUT YOU?? he thanks you a lot after and asks you to do it more often cause he actually kinda likes it. kisses all over your face in thanks that’s so cute pls

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu headcanons #daichi x reader #kuroo x reader #oikawa x reader #bokuto x reader #kita x reader #ushijima x reader #futakuchi x reader #meian x reader #daichi headcanons #kuroo headcanons #oikawa headcanons #bokuto headcanons #kita headcanons #ushijima headcanons #futakuchi headcanons #meian headcanons #sal’s fluff tag <3

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ventura-starlight · 3 years

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HAIKYUU CHARACTERS CUDDLE POSITIONS

hello babies >:] here is just a simple little headcannons I wrote that I hope you enjoy!! I definitely wrote more than half of this in the car on the way home from vacation so don't expect too much from my very car sick self. also 🤨🤨 half of it deleted itself so I wrote is as best as I could from memory 💀

THE LITTLE SPOON: being held between your arms is their ideal heaven. sometimes the added bit of comfort from a protective embrace is what they need after a long day. some might deny it in public, but behind closed doors? the only thing they would want is the feeling of your arms around their waist, and your smile pressed into them.

->kiyoko, YAKU, KUNIMI, semi, akaashi

SWEETHEART'S CRADLE: honestly they like this better than you might. sleeping with your head on their chest, feeling your eyelashes flutter when you stir in your sleep, the hair that may be in your face. simply holding you this close and being able to wake up to you right there is all they will ever need.

->TSUKISHIMA, MATTSUN, noya, yamaguchi, BOKUTO

LEG HUG: they sleep on their stomach which makes it hard to be cuddled up together. . throughout the night their leg always seems to wrap around yours, bringing you to them subconsciously. you don't bring it up because when their face is squished against their pillow, with soft snores spilling from their lips, it doesn't matter that their feet are freezing.

->osamu, kuroo, SUNA, ASAHI, koganegawa

BIG SPOON: seeing you upset makes them upset. all they want to do is make you feel better. they pull you into their arms, scooping your legs as they make sure that you are comfortable. they like feeling that they can protect you, whispering how much they love you as they themselves are pulled into a deep slumber.

->DAICHI, iwaizumi, AONE, hinata, ushijima

LIMB TANGLE: no matter what position you both fall asleep in you wake up in a mess of limbs. you feel a large sense of warmth staring at their face as they snore. trying to pry your hands and feet from under backs and thighs only to be rolled on. this traps you back into place as a mumbles "g'mornin'" gets spoken into your chest. guess that morning shower will have to wait.

->kenma, ATSUMU, TANAKA, lev, kageyama

sorry this sucked :p @risjime @wxsteland-bxby @mariyeahh

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ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ haikyuu characters with a significant other that loves to watch crime shows/documentaries.

➼ pairing! various haikyuu characters x reader

➼ warnings! it’s about crime documentaries so talk of death and stuff (nothing explicit)

➼ type! just for fun, very self indulgent

➼ author’s note! wrote this while watching criminal minds (and avoiding doing my math homework) (also spencer reid please marry me)

also an avid fan, loves having marathons with you; kenma, TENDOU, yamaguchi, SUGA, makki, noya, oikawa

will watch them with you but won't understand your interest in them; suna, aran, kiyoko, daichi, yaku, konoha

won't watch them with you but will cuddle with you if one of them ends up spooking you out too much; iwaizumi, osamu, TSUKISHIMA (he always says he won't but he most definitely will), kyoutani, akaashi, AONE, hirugami s., komori

forces themselves to watch them with you to prove that they're not scary but end up being paranoid for the next ten days (like triple checking that the windows are locked & constantly looking over their shoulder paranoid); matsukawa, ATSUMU, shirabu (he will deny it if you ever bring it up), koganegawa, yamamoto, tanaka, KUROO (kenma and yaku have a contest to see who can scare him the most during that time), GOSHIKI

acts like you’re a weirdo for loving them so much but you always find them (not so discreetly either) peeking at the screen whenever you’re watching them; futakuchi, kunimi, SEMI, suna, kawanishi, yahaba

always seems to walk into the room just when a dead body appears on the screen; kita, reon, daichi, ushijima, kai, KAGEYAMA (prob just stands there like🧍‍♂️), fukunaga

accidentally walks in on you having a marathon just to walk right back out, kindaichi, asahi, SAKUSA, ennoshita

might start suspecting you of being a murderer because of your fascination with them; USHIJIMA (bye he'd literally look at you like 🤨🤨), kinoshita, kindaichi, inuoka, kageyama

please give them a notice beforehand if you plan to have a marathon so they can get as far away from the house as possible; GOSHIKI (he watched one with you & still has nightmares about it), LEV (i just know that he's the biggest baby ever), bokuto, hinata, YACHI, hoshiumi, komori, asahi, koganegawa

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millenialfanfictionaddiction · 2 years

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Kageyama YN: Tobio Kageyama's Twin Sister

Manager of Karasuno and Dating Kyotani

I call MadDogs serve "the bend and snap" 😭😭😭

Kyotani Kentaro featuring Karasuno x Kageyama YN (female pronouns)

Warnings: Swearing

AN: This is an Anon request!

Please Like, Reblog and/or Share to help support my writing 🌠

Ahh the great Kageyama YN 🥰

You freaking angel you put up with so much

First off, being Kageyama's sibling is exhausting

Like seriously idk how you function my love

You aren't like your brother at all

You are quiet, reserved but also amazingly sweet

When the boys first met you, they couldn't believe you were related to Kageyama of all people 🤣

Seriously they were like 🤨 really

"YN I can't believe your crappy-yama's sister! You are like... nice!"- Hinata

"HEY IM NICE"- Kageyama

You just shrug, you are use to your brother getting all the attention

And honestly, it doesn't bother you

You were the teams manager in middle school

So it was just a natural progression to becoming the team manager in High School

Kiyoko loved how skilled you were and how much you helped

Plus you were a buffer for Kags and Hinata before Yachi came along

When Yachi did eventually join, you got the much needed break you deserved 💅🏼

You developed a good friendship with Hinata and you hung out alot

Kags always came with as well even though him and Hinata always fought

"YN you must have gotten all the brains in the womb"- Hinata

"Shut up dumbass! I'm the genius here"- Kageyama

"Genius on the court Tobio. I could bet you anyday on a math exam"- You

And it was true

When it came to tournaments, you loved the feeling

Especially because you got to see Kunimi, Kindaichi and Iwaizumi whomever you went to middle school with

Notice how I just didn't include a certain someone 🙃

"YN-CHAN!"- the annoying voice that haunts your nightmares radiates

"Yn you know Oikawa?"- Daichi

"Unfortunately yes"- you 😐

"Shittykawa leave YN alone!"- Iwaizumi, trailing after Oiks

"Hajime!"- you running to hug your favorite person ever

Behind Iwaizumi, the team followed

Including a certain dark and brooding man 👀

He was super grumpy looking but still

Super cute 😍

You hugged Kunimi and Kindaichi and introduced yourself

"I'm Kageyama YN"- you smiling wide

"Kageyama has a twin sister?"- Mattsun

"I prefer superior sibling but yet"- you 💅🏼

Now Kyotani definitely noticed you

And boy did you send this man into feelings

He's literally repeating "so pretty" in his head the whole time while trying not to break his scowl 😠

"YN get away from him"- Kageyama now yelling at you

"🙄 I better get going! Good lucky guys"- you, waving and running back to your team

Kyotani watches you go and can't help but stare

Later on, when you are filling water bottles

You are approached by Terushima

"Hey there gorgeous, it's nice to see so pretty new faces around here"- Terushima

You blush and go back to filling up your water bottles

"Say what is your name? Might I be able to snag your number?"- Terushima

"Umm I'm YN and I don't think so but thank you"- you, just trying to do your job

Terushima is undetermined however 💅🏼

The man has willpower I'll give him that!

"Come on YN-"

"She said no"- a growl said from behind you

You look over to see Kyotani glaring at Terushima

"Hey bro nothing to see here. Move along"- Terushima

He totally would use the word "bro" on a daily bases 🙄

Kyotani steps in front of you and repeats himself

"She said... NO. Now get lost before I ounce your face in"- Kyotani

Terushim just smirks at Kyotani and then winks at you

"If you want my number babe, you know where I am"- Terushima, now walking away 🚶‍♂️

"Hey thanks for that"- you, head down and blushing

"Are you ok?"- Kyotani

"Yeah I'm good"- you

"Do you need help carrying those water bottles?"- Kyotani

You look up, smile and nod 😊

Please he thinks you are the cutest thing ever 😫

He helps you carry the water bottles and turns to leave

Before he goes, mans takes a chance

"Hey can I get your number? I'd like to hang out sometime"- Kyotani, bracing himself

"Sure!"- you, reaching for your phone and handing it to him

He puts his number in and sends a text to himself

Then he gives you a head nod, turns and walks out

Literally just walks out 🚶‍♂️ like nothing happened 🙃

Ok then-

After the game, you look at your phone and see what he said

The message read "hang out on Saturday?" -sent from your phone

And he answered "absolutely. I'm so glad you asked 😏"

Please 😭😭😭

After that day, you started hanging out with Kyotani more and more

When you weren't at volleyball practice you would be texting, calling or hanging with him

Eventually things got serious enough to make it official

You didn't want to tell anyone because we'll, it's none of their business 😒

Plus you knew exactly what would happen 🙄

So when you were hanging out with Kyotani at the park one day, you didn't expect anything to come from it

Unfortunately, as the story goes, that doesn't happen 🥰

You are walking when you come across Hinata and Kageyama running

"Oh crap"- you say, realizing it's too late

Kageyama zoned in on your hand grasped in Kyotani's and mans ran so fast he almost tripped

"MY OWN SISTER BETRAYING ME!"- Kageyama, freaking out

"Hey your that guy with the wicked cutshot!! Hi I'm Hinata!"- our bouncy bby boy 🥰

"Kyotani, nice to meet you"

Only it gets worse

"YN-CHAN!! Wait- OMG MADDOG"- Oikawa coming with Iwaizumi

Iwaizumi notices before Oikawa does

"Are you two dating?"- Iwa 🤨

"You mean betraying me- stabbing me in the back!"- kageyama, going full Oikawa

"MADDOG HOW COULD YOU?"- Oikawa

"Shut up Oikawa"- Iwaizumi and Kyotani in tune

Kageyama is now glaring

"Tobio you are worse than Oikawa"- You

That's right YN, hit him where it hurts

"😱 I am not-" "he is not!"-

Kageyama and Oikawa in sync

Please they both shut up so fast

"Well I'm happy for you two"- Iwaizumi

"Me too!! Hey can you teach me that cutshot move?"- Hinata

"Hinata he is not teaching you anything"- you

"YN 😭😭😭"- Hinata

"Are you two just going to mope"- Iwaizumi talking to Tobio and Oikawa

"YN started it"- again, kags and Oiks in sync

"Are you sure you two aren't twins?"- Kyotani 🤨

Omg please they would both faint 🤣

You just roll your eyes and walk away

"Come on Kentaro, that's enough drama for one day"- you

"Yn"- "YN-CHAN"-

🤣🤣🤣 two peas in a pod

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bokuroskitten · 2 years

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ship your moots again please 🥺🥺

Sure 😌😌

@semisgroupie most would say semi, and course your deserve semi baby. But I see you with wakasa, like y’all would be so hot first of all??? And I think both of y’all could take charge and it would be so good 😩😩🥺

@kirakirasaku Kenma, of course Kenma!! Listen, y’all a match made in heaven. I can just seeing y’all taking really cute selfies? 🥺

@kemakoshume Gojo. He would worship you babe. Like for real, I can just picture y’all at like a black tie event… 🤪🤪🥴🥴

@hawksky give this one nanami quick. Needs someone to tame that attitude 🤨 kidding!! Not really — but osamu? Yes. You and osamu aren’t together strictly cause it’s too powerful for this world 😌😌

@mujinazaka you and akaashi 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 very cute couple my goodness!! And the snuggles?? Perfect omg

@betheydocrimewrites kuroo!! 100%% kuroo!! Y’all would tease each other the perfect amount <33

@mianavs ran 👀👀👀 and you!?? 😵‍💫🥴😳 literally an amazing couple!! So attractive?? Y’all would be the best couple for real

@itsthe-grim-reaper also Kenma— you would sit in his lap while he was in his gaming chair and it would be so good!! Plus, y’all would look cute too 🥺👀

@suyaluvs of course with the king Mitsuya <333 he’ll always dress you up so pretty and you’d rock every outfit omg!!

@anxiousbabybirdb you and ushi babes 🥺🥺 cause size kink— lmfaoo no but like, the size difference between y’all is actually adorable!! He’d take really good care of you!

@goldenshoyo Daichi. You need yourself a Daichi babes 😩😩 draken too— but I can join that? 😳

@mommysano give her Mikey— please give her the cute subby man she deserves 😩😩 (have y’all seen the wedding pic? It’s literally canon)

@bvnnichuu you and draken babe? Just the cutest!! He’d take care of you real good 🥺 but also tengen?? Can totally see you with him!!

@bimbokutos bokuto obs— a big beefy man to make ya feel the best 😩😩

@jozhenji giving you both Teru and yamaguchi cause!! You deserve them both!? Plus omg the fun yalll would have 😳😳 it’s safe to say y’all would have a lot of fun!!

@thesimphouse baji 😳😳😳 y’all would be so good omg. I feel like he likes kissing the back of your hand 🥺🥺

@thighridingsamu (other than ur gf of course) kenmaaaaaaa <333 y’all would have the best cuddle sessions!

@blkladyelle can just really picture you with Matsukawa.. y’all would be really cute tbh!!!

@manjiken totally izana… like y’all would look sooooo good!! I picture it 100%

@dreamingofsappho babes— I really picture you with Rindou… like I can just see it?? Y’all would be cute!

Listen I was gunna include more but ya girl is a lil toasted so enjoy <3333

#I said I’d do this when I was drunk lol #so here I am #there’s probably a lot of typos #I’m not sorry #much love for my moots <333 #L whines

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totiredtowrite · 3 years

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Rating my chances of winning a fight with haikyuu dudes outta ten, 1 being lowest 🤩

i got bored n im really only including the people i know :/

Karasuno

Asahi Azumane - Solid 5/10. Like an even split, I firmly believe that he would be too scared of conflict to actually do anything. mf would gently tap my shoulder and apologize 🤨. If he did actually fight he'd punt me into the sun though

Ennoshita Chikara - 1/10, we too similar. Probably end up having a nice conversation instead

Daichi Sawamura - 2/10. My guy takes no bullshit :/. Like maybe if I cry he'll be like 'damn aight' and back off, but my pride probably wouldn't let me and id get destroyed

Kinoshita Hisashi - I know like nothing about this dude so we probably wouldnt even fight to begin with, 4/10

Hikota Yaichi - 0/10. No. no nonono im not even thinking about fighting her, shes too sweet :(

Kazuhito Narita - nah he's really chill, I'd end up having a conversation with him too 3/10

Tsukishima Kei - Sure he's got the height advantage by a shit ton, but he's literally a twig. I trust my chances, 8/10

Kiyoko Shimizu - Nah 1/10. You can't tell me she doesn't do some kind of martial arts, I'd surrender instantly like a big ol coward

Sugawara Koushi - fucking death/10. He is chaos when provoked, I would cry, he'd probably bring fire

Tanaka Ryuunoske - Keeping up with the trend of me not being able to beat like anyone in karasuno, he will literally kill me. He's got the height and weight advantage, I would be dust at the end of the short fight, -60/10

Hinata Shoyo - Might pull some stupid shit but chances are I'd beat him. If he doesn't pull out his jumping skill I've got a solid 7/10

Yamaguchi Tadashi - I could say something remotely mean and I'd win, 8/10. he might try to say something mean back but without tsukki he's got no spark, and we know I could beat tsukishima

Kageyama Tobio - Another high chance here, 8/10. He might kick me but I think his skinny stature and inability to think outside of volleyball would give me the upper hand

Nishinoya Yuu - Another even split, 5/10. He can be scary asf because of all the energy he carries, but he's also a small dude. I think we'd have equal chance of winning

Nekoma

Kuroo Tetsuro - Bitch no I got like a 2/10 chance here. This mf is tall and scary. My chance goes up to 4/10 if I distract him with some science bullshit

Morisuke Yaku - I mean physically, my chance is like 7.5/10, but if he yelled at me id probably cry

Taketora Yamamoto - Mmmmm no/10. It's just tanaka with some hair and more chill, he'd pummel me

Kenma Kozume - Yeah 7/10. no further explanation, like he'd probably bite me but I can deal

Lev Haiba - 9/10. Like Tsukishima he's tall and skinny, but he's got like no attitude so all I need to do is kick him in the shin and he comes crashing down like a poorly built jenga tower

Aoba Johsai

Oikawa Tooru - Now ik that OIkawa can act like a child but have you SEEN his serve? Dude can hit HARD, my only chance is if I try to distract him, 1/10

Iwaizumi Hajime - do I really needa say this one? -420/10. His biceps are probably the size of my head, he could crush me in his palm :/

Matsukawa Issei - Matsukawa is tall and probably sorta beefy, best case scenario is I'd land a punch. either I run away there or meet god, 2/10

Hanamaki Takahiro - I dunno what it is, but i think my chances of beating hanamaki are higher than the other three? no explanation, just gonna leave a 4.5/10

Yahaba Shigeru - nah you seen what he did to mag dog? I'm not taking my chances, I'd chicken outta the fight before it even starts 2/10. If I distract him with a pretty girl then my chances are 5/10

Kindachi Yutarou - 6/10. Comment on his hair and he'll probably try to defend it, attack then :)

Kunimi Akira - 7/10 all the way, i think we're on pretty equal footing

Kyotani Kentarou - *starts praying through tears*/10. He would not only bite me, but probably break multiple of my bones. like I love him but he's violent. I will cry before even getting into the fight

Date Tech

Futakuchi Kenji - Maybe 4/10? I think it really depends on the situation

Aone Takanobu - Hear me out, 8/10. Now I know that he's big and beefy and tall, but he's a total pushover in every facet of the word. All I have to do is A, pull out the waterworks, or B, say something mean, and I'd get the upper hand. Ofc id buy him flowers and apologize like a million times after 😌

Koganegawa Kanji - mmm 5/10. If i find some way to disorient him I might have a shot at winning, but he'd probably pick me up :/

Fukurodani

Koutarou Bokuto - Nah he'd destroy me. 1/10. He'd feel really bad about it afterwards though

Akaashi Keiji - No he's too perfect, if I even considered fighting him I'd explode, 0/10

Tatsuki Washio - HES SO SWEET?? I couldn't even say anything remotely mean to this beautiful man, i'd buy him flowers and walk away from the fight without a second thought, -1000/10

Akinori Konoha - Like 4.5/10? I don't know much about him so I dunno what to say here

Shiratorizawa

Ushijima Wakatoshi - He could punch me and I'd apologize, he's all scary n shit for what huh? Also he's huge compared to me so he could probably step on me from way up there :/ 0/10

Eita Semi - I got like a 6/10 chance. might call me an ankle biter but pretty boy got no chance if i could get my hands on a stick of some kind 🤩

Satori Tendou - Mmm we'd end up having a nice little chat about our insecurities instead n bc im in love with him id not even fight back anyways. 0/10 all around cause even if we did fight he'd destroy me

Tsutomu Goshiki - mf would win on accident. Like either he'd accidentally hit me and knock me tf out, or he'd panic on the heat of the moment. Could go either way, 5/10

Kenjirou Shirabu - Ehe, *cutely fucking dies*. I dont know what it is about this dude, but I don't think I have a realistic chance at beating him, 2/10

Inarizaki

Kita Shinsuke - 2/10, only because i'd not wanna fight him since he's such an amazing piece of human

Aran Ojiro - 1/10. Big brother vibes honestly, he'd probably do that thing where you ruffle someones hair really agressively with your knuckles. Also he's the ace of their team and I'd cry if I had to fight him :/

Hitoshi Ginjima - nah we'd get along too well, 1/10. Also he'd punt me into the sun

Atsumu Miya - like 6/10? he's vv strong and like 6 feet tall, but i bet his shins r very vunerable

Osamu Miya - I'm in love with him and i'd let him win, (despite him being able to beat me anyways), 0/10

Suna Rintarou - I think in a physical fight I have like a 6.5/10 chance of winning, but he'd say something mean and then record my mental breakdown over it so like maybe a 2/10

Yknow, Others

Terushima Yuuji - Nah he'd kill me. no further comment 3/10

Suguru Daishou - I feel like he'd probably say something mean and I'd start straight up sobbing, so nah 2/10

Sakusa Kiyoomi - mm he'd throw hand sanitizer in my eyes or smth. Also he's a fucking giant 0/10

Shugo Meian - 😀/10. He's 6' 5" of pure muscle, I'd die. His hands r probably the size of my head, man could crush my skull. My only chance at all is if I run between his legs or smth and hope his mass makes him slower

this is our height difference, I might as well arrange my funeral plans

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anyways i hope you enjoyed me being bored and not knowing how to tag this shit correctly

#shiratorizawa #karasuno #aoba johsai #nohebi #johzenji #fukurodani #date tech #itachiyama #nekoma #msby black jackals #inarizaki

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kiidwritings · 3 years

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✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* haikyuu pride headcanons! *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

here are the haikyuu pride headcanons i promised lol.

also lol yes ik it's not pride month anymore shhh. i had these in my drafts since i posted the bnha pride headcanons

note: please be respectful towards my headcanons! I don't expect u to agree with them, just please don't come to my inbox and give me hate, I will block u! if you do like them, please feel free to tell me, it’ll make me very happy!! also, feel free to tell me any of ur headcanons, I’d love to hear! :) (I hope I didn't miss any oof, this is already a long list sobs.)

hq vrs! | bnha vrs!

headcanons r undercut because this is going to be rlly long! -

⋆ hinata (he/him) - gay

⋆ kageyama (he/him) - gay

⋆ daichi (he/him) - gay

⋆ sugawara (he/him) - pansexual

⋆ ashai (he/him + they/them) - gay

⋆ noya (he/him) - rAGING BISEXUAL

⋆ tsukishima (they/them + he/him) - gay + non-binary

⋆ yamagucci (he/him + she/her + they/them) - gay + genderfluid

⋆ yachi (she/her) - lesbian

⋆ kiyoko (she/her + they/them) - demigirl + bisexual (leaning towards women) (i HONESTLY can’t decide on whether she’s dating yachi or tanaka sobbing)

⋆ saeko (she/her) - RAGING LESBIAN

⋆ coach ukai jr (he/him) - doesn’t rlly use labels but likes both genders

⋆ tadeka (he/him + they/them) - gay

⋆ kenma (he/him + they/them) - gay

⋆ kuroo (he/him) - gay (some bisexual tendencies)

⋆ yaku (they/them + he/him) - bisexual + non-binary

⋆ lev (he/him) - bisexual (leaning towards men)

⋆ alisa (she/her) - lesbian

⋆ oikawa (he/him) - bisexual

⋆ iwaizumi (he/him) - gay

⋆ mattsun (he/him) - bisexual (waay leaning towards men) (cough cough makki cough)

⋆ hanamaki (they/them + he/him) - bisexual (him and mattsun r all like no homo but bro y’all r homo 🧐🧐🤨)

⋆ mad dog (he/him + it/its) - gay

⋆ yahaba (they/them) - gay + non binary

⋆ bokuto (he/him) - bisexual

⋆ akaashi (he/him) - gay + asexual

⋆ atsumu (he/him) - bisexual

⋆ kiyoomi (he/him) - gay + demisexual + asexual

⋆ terushima (he/him) - pansexual

⋆ tendou (he/him + it/its) - pansexual + trans/non-binary/agender

⋆ goshiki (he/him + she/her (sometimes they/them)) - bi-gender + bisexual (she gets rlly happy when u use she/her!!)

⋆ usihijima (he/him) - gay

⋆ osamu (he/him) - pansexual

⋆ kita (he/him) - demisexual

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monstrsball · 2 years

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if you could combine members from any team into one mega team who would be each role (captain, setter, libero, etc) 🤨✋

ooooh okay, i'm going off of both skill level and who i think would work well together here... i ended up picking ten characters just to try and go for a full-ish roster (also i was having trouble deciding on some)

captain: daichi*

vice captain: oikawa

setter: oikawa, atsumu

wing spikers: daichi* (opposite hitter), bokuto (outside hitter), aran (outside hitter)

middle blockers: kuroo, tsukishima, tendou

libero: yaku, noya

*so i know daichi kinda seems like an odd choice since i specified i was going off of skill level here and while daichi is talented and a strong player, he is not the strongest BUT: he is an excellent defensive player and i personally think out of all the captains, he is the best leader. hands down. this isn't to say that the others aren't good leaders because they are. (oikawa is great) but daichi in my mind is like... the captain of the captains. if that makes sense? maybe i'm just biased though.

this was a fun question! if anyone wants to send me their ideal teams, i’d be interested in seeing them! especially coming from people who know more about sports/volleyball than i do haha.

#i'm like a little self conscious about this list bc i'm so dumb when it comes to sports #but this was fun to do.

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