Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind
Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching*
Simeon:
Simeon: Are you three okay?
Belphie: I’m a little messed up
Satan and MC: same
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Y/n: We need to distract these guys
Satan: Leave it to me
Satan: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Mammon, Levi, and Asmo: *Immediately begin arguing*
Lucifer, watching in horror: Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.
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EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP IM ACTUALLY PISSINF ON THE FLOOR AS I SPEAK. WHO TF ALLOWED HIM TO BE THAT HOT?? HUH?? WHO DID IT?? I WANT NAMES AND I WANT THEM NOW
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