#As for the source of the incorrect quotes :

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: Can I get a waffle?

Natasha and Wanda: *fighting and yelling at each other*

Y/N: Can I PLEASE get a waffle?

#source: incorrect quotes generator #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #natasha romanoff #wanda maximoff #black widow #scarlet witch #natasha x reader #natasha x y/n #natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff x you #natasha x you #wanda maximoff x natasha romanoff #natasha x wanda #wanda x reader #wanda maximoff x reader #wanda x y/n #wanda x you #wanda x nat x reader #wanda x natasha #wanda maximoff x y/n #wanda maximoff x you #wandanat x y/n #wandanat #wandanat x reader #wandanat x you

[incorrectbatfam]

Damian: They were annoying, it almost triggered my fight or fight response.

Tim: You mean fight or flight?

Damian: No, I mean fight or fight. I’m not a damn bird, Drake.

#source: abbott elementary #damian wayne #robin #tim drake #red robin #batman #batfamily #batfam #batboys #batbros #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics #tw swearing #tw violence mention

[terry-perry]

Alastor (watching Y/N from afar): Look at her. I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss!

#incorrect quotes #source: the addams family #alastor x reader #alastor the radio demon #x reader #alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin #hazbin alastor

[incorrectquotesmcu]

[texting]

Y/N: I’m a theif.

Bucky: Thief.

Y/N: Theif.

Bucky: I before E except after C.

Y/N: Thceif.

Bucky: NO.

#source: unknown #bucky barnes #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #winter soldier #bucky barnes x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[wolfer13579]

Alastor: Darling, do you love me?

Lucifer: Of course I do!

Alastor: Would you still love me if I did something bad?

Lucifer: Well, of course I… would…

Alastor: I mean something really, really—

Lucifer: Alastor, what did you do?

#hazbin hotel #incorrect quotes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect hazbin quotes #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #lucifer magne #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #alastor x lucifer #lucifer x alastor #radioapple #appleradio #source: calvin and hobbes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Mona Lisa: What's a homophobe? Mikey: Someone who's afraid of homes. Mona Lisa: What? Afraid of homes? Why? Mikey: Look at the prices.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: unknown #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #michelangelo #mona lisa

[qsmpincorrect]

Phil: Are you okay?

Missa, crying: Yeah, it was just the onions.

Phil: *Picks up an onion* What the fuck did you say to Missa?

#qsmp incorrect quotes #qsmp #qsmp philza #qsmp missa #deathduo #qsmp deathduo #qsmp pissa #pissa #source: perchance generator #english

[tupayapsina]

Weiss: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you?

Ruby: Well it's actually a class, but unfortunately it's full right now

Ruby: Would you like me to tutor you?

Yang: That was smooth

#source: ??? #rwby #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #incorrect quotes #whiterose #white rose #ice flower #ruby rose #weiss schnee #yang xiao long #ruby x weiss

[marsinoff]

Oscar: I walked up to a restaurant entrance at the same time as this guy and Logan held the first door for me and then I held the second door for him and Logan said "we call that the Midwestern two-step" with a laugh and I've been thinking about it all day.

#formula 1 #incorrect quotes #logan sargeant #oscar piastri #f1 incorrect quotes #incorrect f1 #incorrect f1 quotes #incorrect formula 1 #f1 memes #f1 #source: tumblr

[hawkinsincorrect]

Eddie: I've always been a little anxious.

Eddie: Then I died.

Eddie: Which did not calm me down.

#source: julie and the phantoms #incorrect quotes #stranger things #eddie munson

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

uu: ALL OF THE BIRDS FROM "MARCH OF THE PENGuINS" ARE NOW DEAD.

TT: Yeah, I get it, I live 400 years after the end of human civilization. I was aware.

uu: WHAT. NO. THEY WERE ALIVE LAST NIGHT.

uu: I AM TRYING TO "APOLOGIZE."

TT: ...Oh my god.

#submission #source: xkcd #caliborn? hey buddy. What #What Did You Do To The Fucking Penguins. #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #caliborn #dirk strider

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: Did you know spiders can hold 8 guns at once?

Kate: How does it WALK??

Y/N:

Y/N: Did you know spiders can hold 7 guns at once?

#source: incorrect quotes generator #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #kate bishop #kate x y/n #kate bishop x y/n #kate x reader #kate bishop x you #kate bishop x reader

[incorrectbatfam]

[in a Zoom meeting]

Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*

Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*

Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*

Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*

Barbara: *checks to make sure she's on mute*

Bruce: *calls on her*

Barbara: *can't find the mute button to unmute herself*

#source: twitter #barbara gordon #oracle #bruce wayne #batman #batfamily #batfam #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #batman family #incorrect batfamily quotes #incorrect quotes #incorrect dc quotes #dc comics

[adastra121]

Hound!MC: *on a date with a Touchstarved LI* If we’re going on a date, don’t bring your wallet. I’m not going to let you pay. Hound!MC: Just run when I run.

#touchstarved #touchstarved mc #touchstarved hound #touchstarved hound!mc #touchstarved game #incorrect quote #incorrect quotes #source: twitter #i imagined my own hound mc with this quote but I thought it would be funny if it applies in general

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Wanda: Hey, wanna take a shower with me?

Y/N: I have a gun in that nightstand beside the bed. If I ever say no to that question, I want you to take it out and shot me because I’ve obviously gone crazy.

#wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff incorrect quotes #scarlet witch #wanda maximoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes #source: modern family

[cyber-streak-2]

Megatron: Make the plan, execute the plan.

Starscream: Expect the plan to go off the rails.

#transformers incorrect quotes #source: unknown #Megatron #Starscream #G1 #Transformers G1 #TFP #Transformers Prime #With Aecholapis