Y/N: When I get old, I'm just gonna sit around and read magazines.
Natasha: That's what you do anyway.
Y/N: I'm practicing for later.
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Murderer: Any last words?
Peter: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
Natasha, on the comms: Peter that is the WORST way to distract them.
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“If you want to arrest me, arrest me. You'll know where to find me.”
Marvel: Black Widow
Female Awesome Meme: Absolute Badasses (1/3)
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yelena: kingpin died of natural causes
kate: you KILLED him by pushing him from a very tall building!!!!
yelena: isn’t gravity a natural cause
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Sharing Wandanat Random Memes in 3, 2, 1 ....
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Wanda: Y/N, Natasha is the smartest of us all. You two have absolutely nothing in common...
Wanda: No offense.
Y/N: None taken...
Y/N: But mostly, because I'm not sure why I should be offended.
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Peter: I never tell people off the bat that I'm gay. I wait. I wait until they say some homophobic shit and then I laugh and am like "you know I'm gay right?" and watch the look of terror on their face.
Natasha:
Natasha: I like you.
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*Natasha, presenting Maria with a tiny spiky cactus, with a little red flower on top, after she moved desks*
Clint: You’re in love with her but instead of telling her you bought her a plant.
Natasha:
Clint: Hey it kind looks like you
*wack*
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