When I say “oh we should have xyz (ex brought a pull up for when the baby falls asleep in the car)” what I mean is “why didn’t you help me plan or pack for this trip! I literally thought of everything else, I wish you would have helped with this one thing that I knew needed to be done but slipped through the cracks at the last minute!”
When you say “oh we should have xyz” what you mean is, “why didn’t YOU just xyz?”
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"And I'm not gonna tell you, here, how to live your life. I'm just saying, I guess, that I got very lucky. You know, I'm looking at a strange and unpredictable future in a tough business with rules that I'm not completely familiar with, and when I become familiar with them, I, you know, I don't know whether I like them that much."
(Anthony Bourdain, quoted in Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain)
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charlie has learned the truth about vaggie and now learns to be careful about asking her gf to make promises using playground rhymes
Vaggie: “Cross my heart, hope to die…”
Charlie: “Wait I'm regretting this-”
Vaggie: “Lute stuck a sword in my head and-
Charlie: “Vaggie don’t.”
Vaggie: "-cut out my fucking eye.”
Charlie: “From now on let’s just pinkie swear, okay?? Let’s just pinkie swear.”
Lucifer: “I think it’s a good sign Maggie can joke about it!”
Charlie: “Dad. You’ve been depressed for thousands of years. You wouldn’t know a good sign of mental healthiness if it turned into a rubber duck and bit you.”
Vaggie: “Wanna hear the verse where Lute rips off my wings and I spend the next three years lying to the love of my life about it?”
Lucifer: “Okay!!!”
Charlie: “NO.”
Vaggie: “But babe, what if I sang?”
Charlie: “…still NO.”
Vaggie: “We could harmonize on my despair..?”
Charlie: “…….uughhghghg FINE. But we're doing a triumphant reprise afterwards. With love.”
Lucifer: “Can me and the duckies do the backup chorus!?”
Vaggie: “You and the ducks are the only ones who can do the backup chorus, sir.”
Lucifer: “AWW SHUCKS! C’mon girls! Let’s sing about Maggie’s miserable life!”
Charlie: “Her HAPPY life, dad! She’s going to have a HAPPY one now.”
Vaggie: “I already do with you here, sweetie.”
Charlie: “….”
Vaggie: “...Charlie?”
Charlie: “Give me a sec. Can’t sing while smiling this hard, sorry.”
Vaggie: “Sure. Take your time.” (is smiling too hard to sing too)
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Stop asking me stupid questions.
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