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shalpilot · 1 month

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if i can just reach him,

#one piece #killer op #eustass kid #tw blood #geese art #*draws scene from own fic* wow.... who came up with this.....#i was gonna put a quote but it more. matches what was in my head rather than what i actually wrote.#this is pre-wano... when that fucking asshole fell outta the sky and fucked everyone's shit up lol #honestly. in retrospect one of the funnier things Kaido did

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qcomicsy · 1 year

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Alfred comes home and there's a whole noise from the kitchen.

Alfred: Is everything okay?

Damian: Dumbass is coming out.

Alfred: Oh.

Alfred (to Dick): ...I figured this day would come sooner or later...

Dick:

Alfred: Don't think I didn't saw it my boy, and pardon me if I should said something before...

Dick: No, no, no it's not

Alfred:... I mean It was obvious from the start but I figured I shouldn't press-

Dick: Alfie It's not

Jason: No, no let him finish.

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Batman: Yes, my kid also came out to me recently.

Superman (to Dick): Oh wow, that's great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick:

Dick: What

Tim: It's me.

Superman: Oh

Superman: Oh wow, thats great! I'm proud of you buddy.

Dick: No, wait you can't just-

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Jon: I'm just glad in not being alone in this, you know.

Titans:

Dick: It's not me.

Titans: "Oh, right. Sure." " Yeah we knew it" "Totally"

#I've been thinking about this since Tim came out beaceus that was pretty much every reaction from everyone I know #And i find fucking hilarious #Tim had more in lore logic but Grayson just screams queer energy and there's no way people around him didn't caught up onto that #jason todd #tim drake #dick grayson #batfam #incorrect quotes #batfamily incorrect quotes #the funniest part is that if gotham knights is cannon he might actually be and this is just him being confused #on how people think he'll need to come out #but if he's not he's the talk Valentina of the family and we love him anyway

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ao3-crack · 10 months

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#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #post canon #WHY is post mpreg the first thing that came up #i am upset and dissapointed #ngl this might post twice #sorry abt that

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ninja-knox-ur-sox-off · 11 months

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This came to me in a dream like five months ago

Edit (June 15 2023): no this is not Lego Monkie kid Macaque, it’s just one of Monkey King’s monkeys, this is JTTW art not LMK art pls guys

#KNOX ART (me)#Monkey King | Sun Wukong #Incorrect Quotes #not really a quote i came up with this #HGL;KSJFWE #Journey to the West #Meme #I'm serious when i say i dreamt this #this is my contribution to jttw #someone confiscate my pen #jttw

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pippinscribs · 1 year

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Multicoloured, wildly unsuspecting and secretly magic I love them

#This really challenges my colour theory and idk if I came out in top or not #also switched up a couple outfits #I’ve been really loving this campaign setting #had to hold off for a bit after ep 7 it got intense #but I love political intrigue settings sm #lapin cadbury #king amethar #theobald gumbar #jet rocks #ruby rocks #liam wilhelmina #illustration #a crown of candy #dimension 20 #d20 quotes

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chaoticace2005 · 1 month

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Alastor: Susan.

Susan: Hello Alastor. You’re looking grey and sickly.

Alastor: So nice of you to greet us, I thought surely you’d still be crushed under that house in Munchkinland.

#yeah wizard of Oz came out after al died but I can imagine someone either at the hotel or Vox sitting him down to watch it #or he was curious early on before he gave up on TVs #source: brooklyn nine nine #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #susan hazbin hotel #Susan hazbin #hazbin hotel alastor

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textsfromthetva · 6 months

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Incorrect Loki Quotes [181/?]

#mobius m. mobius #loki #sylvie #ouroboros #loki series #mcu #loki spoilers #loki memes #lokiedit #incorrect quotes #source: succession #they never came up with anything good I guess

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super-marvel-dc · 1 year

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*Loki, Y/N and Thor watching Odin disappear into the wind*

Y/N: *Starts coughing*

Loki: *Concerned* are you all right?

Thor: Are you crying? It's o-

Y/N: I think I was standing in the way of your father and I accidentally snorted some of him.

#this is something i came up with while watching thor ragnarok... yes i need help...#thor odison x reader #thor odison x y/n #thor odison x you #thor odinson #thor x reader #loki laufeyson x reader #loki laufeyson x y/n #loki laufeyson x you #loki laufeyson #loki x reader #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #mcu incorrect quotes #incorrect mcu quotes #marvel #mcu #incorrect quotes

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stanheightsgordon · 6 months

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made this yesterday so coffinshipping be upon ye

#coffinshipping #hoffstrahm #peter strahm #mark hoffman #saw franchise #it came to me in a vision #incorrect quotes #incorrect hoffstrahm #incorrect coffinshipping #also i think the way the photos for the profile pictures got messed up just adds to it

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months

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a list of Feferi-themed creepypastas

Jeff t)(e KRILLer

SlenderMANTA RAY

ben drowned

T)(e LAKE

smile DogFISH

SQUIDDL-E'S suicide

Russian SWIM -Experiment

Eyeless jackFIS)(

#i think this is what i mighta seen. smth like this #boy i fucken deleted da damn post #trying to rebuild it . whoever came up with it first can claim credit and well @ them or something #ya. sounds good ok ball #//#incorrect homestuck quotes #homestuck #feferi peixes #jade harley #mod kanaya #ignore the center one #i made a 9 slot template for the 8 prompts of the original lol halloween in france is kinda crazy #but yeah merry belathed spookmas everyone #squiggles #also?? i don't know if we had tagged that before

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i-am-not-a-who-i-am-a-what · 2 months

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so about the header that proceeded today's statement:

Viability as agent: Low

Viability as subject: None

Viability as catalyst: Medium

i didn't know what to think of this part of the entry at first, but the longer the statement went on... was the institute in this universe trying to manufacture avatars?

the dice can't do anything without someone to use them, they can't be an "agent" by themselves, but might be capable of manipulation, so in that aspect their viability is "low."

the dice could be a "subject" in the sense that they could use further studying, but the statement itself was a very thorough investigation of their workings, so in that aspect their viability is "none."

the dice seem to influence their holder to roll them, or at least find more victims to roll them, and could therefore be described as a "catalyst" for someone's becoming. but, as seen in the statement, their owner can give the dice to someone else (albeit not without consequences), so in that aspect their viability is only "medium."

so what about the line following all this, what does "Recommend referral to Catalytics for Enrichment applicability assessment" mean? if we go by this interpretation, i'd say it could mean the institute wanted to find a way to make the dice even more potent as an artifact, maybe even remove that pesky ability for their owner to reject them.

imho all of this this brings a whole new level of context to the events of episode seven, of unknown violent agents going after an influx of objects that seemed straight out of artifact storage. was that the nature of the titular "magnus protocol" first mentioned in episode four, the one that involved the starkwall group? containing or destroying potential artifacts before the institute could get their hands on them?

it also makes their "gifted kids program," and sam's link to it as one of the kids being studied, all the more horrifying to think about. was it not just avatars in general they were after, but child avatars specifically? no wonder gertrude got so defensive over the possibility of sam and celia dragging gerry back into the institute's business last episode, we all picked up on her clearly knowing more than she's letting on but now we might know the shape of that information a bit better.

and one final bit of food for thought... this statement had a lot of familiar themes, didn't it? free will or the illusion of it, gambling and not-so-random chance, the statement giver being done in by one final hit from what feels like a bit of an addition... all hallmarks of a certain mother of puppets. doesn't it seem fitting that "chester" would use this kind of statement to warn sam about what harm pursuing the magnus institute could bring to him, considering the one his voice might draw from? and doesn't it seem so painfully ironic that his warning seems to have only driven sam further into that web?

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #tmagp spoilers #tmagp 9 spoilers #MANY THOUGHTS HEAD FULL AAAAAAAAAA #there are so many other things i want to link to this but i also just want to post it asap to get other people's thoughts #honestly at the word 'catalyst' my mind went straight to mike crew using ex altiora to become an avatar of the vast #combing through lietners until he found one that fit #and the statement giver from mag 4 feeling like he had to specifically sell ex altiora to gerry or it wouldn't 'count'#i can't pull out the episode quotes every time i have a theory or it becomes a bit passé but know they are always on my mind #also that last paragraph just came to me in a vision while i was typing up the rest of this i hope it's not too far of a reach #i tried to keep it vague but i'm also imagining jon banging his head against the inside of a crt monitor in frustration r/n #i still need to read the breakdown of the arg so if any info in that bolsters or discredits this please let me know!!!

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fever-dreamer97 · 7 months

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Kirishima: You know, we all need a break once in a while, especially to hang with the guys!

Izuku: Yeah!

Bakugo: Tch. Meanwhile I’m bored as hell.

Kaminari: I know what we can do as a game! How about arrow roulette?

Izuku:…What’s arrow roulette?

Kaminari: We all gather in a circle, I shoot an arrow straight into the sky and as it’s coming down, we see who can last the longer before running away.

Izuku: Uh-That doesn’t sound very safe-

Bakugo: Hell yeah!

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Kaminari, after shooting the arrow: GUYS, I LOST IT IN THE SUN!

Kaminari, Kirishima and Izuku, running away: AHHHH!

Bakugo, still standing in the circle: HAHAHA, DAMN WIMPS!

Bakugo, arrow lands in his foot: SON OF A BITC-

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saltpepperbeard · 6 months

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ed is going to have physical, tangible proof of stede's love for him. like, his anxiety can try and jump through all the hoops it wants. his trauma can try and build up all these towering walls around him. his heart can try and cry that he's not worthy enough.

but that letter, so earnest and true and loving, is undeniable.

"i think of you...often."

"i know the odds of this finding you are slim. but so were the odds of us finding each other in the first place."

"signed, yours, in love, and death, and beauty."

in such a low point, such a confusing, turbulent, lost point, he'll have all of that right in his hands.

physical proof that he's thought of.

physical proof that he's wanted.

physical proof that he's loved.

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padawansuggest · 1 year

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Obi-Wan: Cody. Oh sweet sweet, good man Cody. I just don’t think we could be together.

Cody: Oh. Um. Is it because I’m a clone?

Obi-Wan: *trying not to admit that he would literally go insane and either try and steal the whole army, or kill the chancellor if he admitted to his feelings* Well. It’s… a conflict of interests.

Cody: *well versed in Kenobi speak, which is why he knows that doesn’t add up* What?

Anakin: *taking out his headphones ten feet away* He said you guys have conflicting mental illnesses.

Cody: That’s not-

Obi-Wan: No no, that fits the situation pretty well, actually.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #anakin skywalker #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #five minutes later they’re found making out in a closet lol #Obi’s sorry to say he’s just gonna have to steal an army and kill the chancellor #the phrase ‘conflicting mental illnesses’ came to me after I read an ao3 tag that revulsed me so much #it was ‘time travel but not fix it… time travel make it worse actually’#and I have never read something that disgusted me more #how dare you offend me the only person with correct opinions #but my first thought was ‘oh we seem to be showing signs of conflicting mental illnesses’#and to this day (like maybe three hours later if that) it’s the best phrase I’ve ever come up with

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team-iceflower · 2 months

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Ruby: I am sneaking broccoli into the Mac and cheese so our children don't know they're eating vegetables! That's what parenting is all about. Helping your children, through lies.

Weiss: Well, not just your children.

Ruby: Hm?

Weiss: I've been sneaking vegetables into your waffles for years now. Since way before we were even married.

Ruby: ...What?

Weiss: Haven't you ever wondered why your syrup had seeds in it?

Ruby: You said they were maple seeds.

Weiss: Yeah... there's no such thing!

Ruby: I have literally never been angrier at anyone in my entire life. Walk away Weiss.

Weiss: Okay bu-

Ruby: WALK AWAY, CHILDREN, ATTACK YOUR MOTHER!!

Baby Summer and Snow: *giggling and tackling Weiss*

#rwby #ruby rose #whiterose #weiss schnee #incorrect quotes #incorrect rwby quotes #incorrect whiterose quotes #rwby memes #source: parks and rec #i came up with baby names on the spot #im sorry but this is too them

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lokidanger · 1 year

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Y/N: So, do I have a girlfriend or a boyfriend today?.

Loki: Neither.

Y/N: Good! Just a partner then :)

Loki:...

Loki: We're not even dating??.

#loki #loki x male reader #loki x reader #loki x you #loki x female reader #loki x y/n #loki marvel #marvel #loki fanfic #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #genderfluid loki #Genderfluid #i just came up with this

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