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pathetic-dreamy · 3 months

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Louis: So… I’ve seen you’ve been spending a lot of time with Liam recently.

Zayn: No, Louis, it's not what it looks like, I swear.

Louis: Oh really? So no reason for me to be jealous?

Zayn: No! You’re the only one for me.

Louis: Is that so?

Zayn: I promise! Liam and I are just dating, okay? He’s my boyfriend.

Louis: So there are no best-friends-feelings involved?

Zayn: You are still my one and only best friend! He’s just the love of my life, nothing more!

Louis: But I’m still the platonic love of your life, right?

Zayn: Of course bro!

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #zayn malik #liam payne #incorrect zouis #zouis #ziam #source: tumblr

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enchantedlandcoffee · 5 months

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Niall introducing the boys: This is our collective boyfriend, Louis. Next to him is his husband and my boyfriend, Harry. Then we have Zayn, Louis' other boyfriend, and Liam, Zayn's husband and, as you may have guessed it, Louis' boyfriend.

#i'm half asleep at work please forgive me #niall horan #louis tomlinson #harry styles #one direction #liam payne #zayn malik #one direction incorrect quotes

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write-it-motherfuckers · 1 year

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Person A: “You’ve been staring at me for ten minutes now, got something to say?”

Person B: “Oh, no! I just... I mean, you’ve... you’ve changed a lot since I last saw you...I was shocked, that’s all.”

Person A: “Death tends to have that affect.”

Person B: “...what?”

Person A: “Don’t worry about it.”

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1dlthslvr · 5 days

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Harry: That's ridiculous, Louis doesn't have a crush on me.

Liam: Yes he does.

Zayn: Yes he does.

Niall: Yes he does.

Louis: Yes I do.

#one direction #1d #1d memes #1dsource #incorrect quotes #larry stylinson #louis tomlinson #harry styles #liam payne #zayn malik #niall horan

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maxcuntstappen · 11 months

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Formula One Drivers + One Direction Tweets: 1/?

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romanoffshouse · 1 year

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Y/N: Who is Wandanat?

Tony: A friend of ours.

Y/N: Who is she?

Wanda: That is a conspiracy of fanfiction that is made up between me and Natasha. It gets pretty graphic, like me and Nat are together and my boyfriend isn't real.

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th30ra3k3n · 10 months

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Alec: Remember that Halloween when we dressed up like ghosts and threw eggs at Liam’s house?

Liam, who was very much a part of the conversation: That was you?

Theo: Liam, please. This is a private conversation.

#teen wolf incorrect quotes #inspired by one direction lmao #thiam #thiam is endgame #theo raeken x liam dunbar #thiam aesthetic #thiam angst #thiam fanfic #thiam playlist #theo raeken #liam dunbar #theo x liam

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1dhabit28 · 11 months

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Liam: *traps a spider under a

cup*

Louis: *appears and sets down

two more cups*

Liam: no wait-

Louis: *shuffles the cups*

Liam: NO-

#one direction #liam payne #louis tomlinson #niall horan #harry styles #one direction incorrect quotes #1d incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #1d memes #larry stylinson

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theydopissmeoffavocados · 6 months

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"my child is completely fine" your child would sell you for a one direction reunion.

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incorrect-ikevamp-quotes · 7 months

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Comte Drama CD Translations, Track Five: A Night of Great Love

I'm not a professional yada yada yada, these are just my rough transcriptions of each track in the CD because I need fodder for my simping. More beneath the cut as usual. Also just a heads-up, this one's got spoice so it will be slightly nsfw (nothing too explicit but like, it's there).

The title says it all for this one (did I go soft? maybe a little bit don't look at me). Here we go!

Comte: We’re finally alone. [KISS SOUND] Now you’re all mine…for putting up with it…I’d like you to praise me for not touching you until we got back to our room. From now on I’ll be doing away with the gentleman’s facade…and I’ll spoil you rotten. …I won’t hide it anymore. My feelings for you, my love, my instincts as a man…

What a way to start this track out like thanks I'm already inches from having my way with him, sweet words be damned.

"Praise me for not touching you until we got back to our room." DISAGREE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN GROPING--

Mn [KISSES]…come now…say it. I told you long before what my name was… …That’s right. Good girl. My name, Abel, means void/emptiness… When my eternal life was at its most unbearable, I wondered at what an ironic name it was. But now, when you say my name…I get the strangest feeling, one I’ve never felt before. At the very least, it feels more important/meaningful than before.

It seemed out of the question that I could ever love my name. …You changed everything. Not just my name. The meaning of the word eternity and future, and the joy of loving someone…you’ve taught me all the happiness of being loved. …So you must accept mine in return. Accept what? Of course…my love-- -----

These are all things that were revealed in the main story route, so nothing really new here. Love the good girl bit tho and 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭 "You've taught me all the happiness of being loved." AND I WILL FOREVER MUAH MUAH ABEL

(KISS SOUND) Tonight I intend to make you call my name until your voice is hoarse/wretched… (MORE KISSES) About vampires…no, I’ll teach you all about men. (why not BOTH--) I’ll teach you every pleasure you don’t know. There’s no need for fear, all you have to do is leave everything to me. Haah (KISSES MANY OF THEM)…everywhere I touch you, you react so sweetly… Sweet, gorgeous, and dense like a noble flower…it makes me want to steal you for my own right away…

Love that my only protest to all of this is "who says you're the only one gonna be doing any touching" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I waited nearly three years for you Abel don't try me rn

Also I know that last line is a bit strange, but that's about as much as I could decipher--it was one of those trickier lines that seemed to have a kind of metaphorical/idiomatic element to it. I think it might be speaking to the larger metaphor in Ikevamp of humans being like flowers who either wither or are eternally preserved basically, not unlike her wedding gift to him.

If I were to bite you here and now…in exchange for that momentary pain, you would know unimaginable pleasure. …What’s with that expectant gaze? Are you testing me? …What a naughty woman you are, to stir up a vampire--and a pureblood, no less. Are you…sure you’re ready for an endless life and endless pleasure? …Mn…haah (KISSES) …It’s all right. I don’t really want to bite you. …I just wanted to give you a little lesson on how dangerous it can be to toy with a vampire.

Respectfully MC is a stronger woman than me, if he pulled this shit on me I'd be a vamp tomorrow, we are not the same. Although in fairness I do appreciate that he respects her hesitation

(KISSES) Mn…ah…that was such…a cute sound you just made… Every time we kiss, you just get rosier and sweeter…Seriously, how far do you plan to test my limits before you’re satisfied? I’m burning up…I want to make love to you, be so deep inside you (and melt away)… Mn (KISSES)…ha…ah, the sweet scent is getting stronger… If we go on like this, I’m not sure I can play around much longer…I feel like I’m losing my mind. …You shouldn’t let a foolish man like me take advantage of you any further. For now, I’ll accept just this much.

Okay but like. Can we talk about that last line in the former bit and the first one in this bit because. MC do we have a kink for Comte being a little dark and sexy vampire hours? Because YEET SAME AAAAAAAAAAA

Consider me well and seduced, v hot for me 👀💅🏼 Although asjkhldgldsjhg this highkey makes me want to tease him so badly, he just seems so reactive

That last line I think was supposed to be an extension of the self-deprecation from the last track, and tbh it made me v sad :< don't fret Comte, I'm here because I wanna be ;-; nothing wrong with being a little needy

…I want you…I really want you…I mean it. …Touch me, and see for yourself. …You know what I mean, don’t you? My heart is racing, desperate for you. Unable to resist every flagrant urge, I take the woman I love… The more I touch your smooth skin, the more difficult it becomes to resist that pleasure… That’s why it’s so hard for me to hold back.

Like. If I try to describe how this makes me feel all I'm gonna do is bark, so I'm just gonna spare y'all that--

Also dying at that bit where he goes "touch me and see for yourself" because. Come on. We all know what we were thinking. And he was like "See? My heart's racing" I BET IT IS, COMTE. I BET. IT. IS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

So now…mn…ahhh…haah… (I cannot convey to you the overwhelming eroticism of this voiced **cough** moaned **cough** line. It must be heard to be known and felt. --R.I.P Minnie, 2023) Instead of biting you, I’ll leave a sign of my desire here on your neck. …When we became lovers, you told me that you didn’t mind being beside me, even if I was hesitant. Trying to choose the right future, worrying until the last minute. Because if I do bite you, sink my fangs into this delicate flesh and grant you lifetimes…it’s something that only takes an instant. The moment I make up my mind, I can turn you right here and right now. To be with the woman I love whom I found in eternity, and to make her eternal with me…there is no sweeter temptation for me. But right now…I want to forget about the flow of eternity and indulge in happiness with you. …This time, let me give you a gentle kiss. (KISS) Mn…Even if I can suppress the bloodlust, I can’t hold back my love for you any longer. Tonight, I want to know every part of you more deeply than ever… I want to be deep inside you…I want us to seek each other and to make you mine. (GET IT TIGER) The night is still long. I’ll give you as much as you want, so that you don’t even have a moment to breathe.

More barking, also -> "To be with the woman I love whom I found in eternity, and to make her eternal with me…there is no sweeter temptation for me." this is what hope looks like. I'm gonna tell my kids this was the twilight saga KIDDING but fr 🙏🏼 my hopes and dreams epitomized.

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #not incorrect quotes #honestly this one speaks for itself #just grab a glass of wine and enjoy yall #comte: but i need to hide the vampy qualities #me: DIAL IT BACK UP GET BACK HERE #there's just smth so...hm #how to phrase it #ambrosial? about him being gentle/considerate but then the vampire switch flips #I love it for me #he's so romantic but also so ungodly attractive idek what to say #my standards are in shambles #how does anyone compare to [gestures in comte's general direction]#comte propaganda #fangdad propaganda

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pathetic-dreamy · 6 months

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*Louis on the phone with Niall*

Louis: Turn around.

Louis: No, the other way.

Louis: Again, the other way.

Louis: No, not there, one more time!

Niall: OH MY GOD WHERE ARE YOU???

Louis: I'm not there yet, but the thought of you aimlessly turning around in circles amuses me.

#one direction #incorrect 1d #incorrect 1d quotes #louis tomlinson #niall horan #nouis #source: unknown

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enchantedlandcoffee · 7 months

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Louis, pulling Harry in for a kiss: New house, hmm. What room should we christen first? The living room? The kitchen?

cut to 10 minutes later

Louis, perched on a kitchen counter: Um...Haz you do know that this isn't what I meant by "christen the kitchen", right?

Harry pauses in whisking the contents of a bowl and looks up: So you don't want banana bread?

#louis tomlinson #harry styles #writing prompt #one direction incorrect quotes #larry stylinson #larry stylinson prompts #larry stylinson incorrect quotes #source: me

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northlt · 9 months

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Hc that prince Henry is a huge directioner and when he listened to “Only the Brave” by Louis Tomlinson he cried

#rwrb headcanons #rwrb #prince henry rwrb #rwrb alex #rwrb incorrect quotes #red white and royal blue #casey mcquiston #Harry styles #louis tomlinson #only the brave #directioner #one direction

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freakwiththeknifecollection · 1 year

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[they get lost on the road]

Sam: Let's look at Dean's directions

Jo: Okay. "I-43 to Highway 60. Head east when it gets different." 'When it gets different.' What the hell does that mean?

Sam: Wait. Let me see that. "Go a ways past the… fancy thing… and turn left at the ugly house."

Jo: [sarcastically] Oh, well, if the "fancy thing's" a dead cow, then we're almost there!

#source: that 70s show #I'm obsessed with the idea of Dean having hand-written directions like this based solely on landmarks he sees and not road names #but the landmarks are incomprehensible to everyone but Dean #edit: I FORGOT TO POST THIS ONE IT'S ONE OF MY FAVES #sam winchester #jo harvelle #dean winchester #incorrect spn #incorrect spn quotes #incorrect supernatural quotes #supernatural incorrect quotes #spn crack #spn

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maxcuntstappen · 11 months

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Formula 1 Drivers + One Direction Tweets: The Ferrari Experience 6/?

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professionalprocastinater28 · 1 year

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Harry: nicknames, numbers,fish, metaphors

Louis:ITS BEEN AGES DIFFERENT STAGES COME SO FAR FROM PRINCESS PARK

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