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kiwanopie · 2 years

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Top 10 anime men who will lay pipe expeditiously. Haikyuu Edition. *Reupload*

cw: piv, dirty talk, general adult themes. minors do not interact

Akaashi |Run Time: Within the first month| Not exactly a prude, just believes that being more intuned with your partner is necessary to satisfying sex. Plus he likes the build up between general interest and sexual tension. If we’re being honest, he’s probably been thinking of putting his hands all over you since the second date. But he’s courteous enough to let you know that he actually wants to get to know you first. Likes to call you after work during the talking stage just to ask you about your day. Invites you over on his off days to make sure you’re comfortable around him. But again, he’s been holding himself back for a while. And he’s not too coy for a little phone sex in the meantime. - But, boy does he completely lose it when you crawl into his lap during one of your hangout sessions. Your friends still don’t believe you when you introduce them to the guy that “fucked you within an inch of your life” before you officially started dating.

Iwaizumi |Run Time: Within the first few weeks| He likes to believe that the reason he doesn’t rush it is because he’s “old fashioned” and that he’s mature enough to understand that “it takes time for these kinds of things.” Whole time he’s just busy. Trust me, deep down he knows if he had it his way he’d have you folded over three ways to Sunday after the third date. But he has the physical health of like twelve overgrown toddlers to manage and the team moves around pretty often. So, it’s just quick coffee dates and video calls for a while. But trust me, the moment he has time on his hands you’re done for. I suggest clearing your schedule before you meet up! You’re gonna need some time to recover.

Oikawa |Run Time: Within two weeks| First week down though and you can see it physically hurts him that he’s not fucking you as soon as he wants to. Only reason he’s holding out though is because he actually likes you, so he doesn’t want you to think that’s the only thing he’s seeking out. - But you know that meme of that guy who looks like he’s this 🤏 close to having a stroke with all those veins on his face? Yeah. Soon as he knows you’re on the same page though he’s slutting himself out to you like his life depends on it. And he talks the nastiest shit. Will tell you everything he’s been wanting to do to you and then show you in frankly exemplary detail.

Hinata |Run Time: Within a week| To his credit, he’s the most unafraid to let you know how smitten he is with you from the jump. Gave you your phone back after putting his number in with his info under “Shoyo 💕❤️” and told you to call him if you’re looking for someone to treat you right. Literally told you the night you actually hooked up that you were only doing missionary to start off, and when you asked why he replied that you were “Too pretty to fuck in anything but,” With all the sweet talk he uses in the week leading up, you’re not wrong for being completely out of your depth when he fucks you like he hates your guts. But don’t worry, the love’s still there! You’re even prettier when he’s fucked the brains outta you <3

Kuroo |Run Time: Within the first couple of dates| Class traitor often forgets the line between courting a significant other and a sugar baby. Thought the best way to charm your pants off was to buy out the restaurant you’d have your first date at and surprise you with a birkin bag. Isn’t ashamed to let you know he gets off on watching you spend his money and when he’s booking a pent-suite for your third date it takes a very necessary pause during dinner to establish that 1.) Yes, he wants to be your boyfriend. No, he didn’t know that this wasn't the right way to do it. And 2.) He’s only been spending this much money because it’s the only thing stopping him from cumming in his pants the moment he gets within a foot of you. Weird guy. Rearranges your guts like no one’s business.

Bokuto |Run Time: The date after the first| He tries…so hard to hold out, he really does! It’s just god you’re so fucking sexy. Everything you do has his brain short circuiting and he’s starting to want you so bad that it’s making him itch. Your thighs are so squishy and your lips look so plump. Everything about you looks soft to the touch and since meeting you he hasn’t been able to blow a decent load without imagining it’s you squeezing him so tight. Really, the only reason he made it this far is ‘cause first date jitters are a bitch and at the very least he has the decency to let you know he likes you first. - But then you show up in this cute little dress that keeps riding up your thighs when you walk, and the way you pout as you try to pull it down has his head feeling all fuzzy. He tries to stay cordial as he opens the door for you to slide into his car, but the way you smile up at him as he closes it behind you has his resolve breaking into pieces. Lucky for him you’re perceptive enough to notice the literal dick print in his pants the moment he climbs in; and he lights up like a Christmas tree when you suggest a quickie before dinner. Spoiler alert: It won’t be a quickie. Get your refund back on that reservation, sis.

Atsumu |Run Time: The first date| You can’t blame the guy for being shamelessly attracted to you, can you? Who cares about old fashioned courting! It ain’t worth the money if you ain’t walking funny? - All jokes aside though, he’s a firm believer in if two consenting adults like each other enough, they should be able to fuck whenever and however they want. Doesn’t find you any less respectable for letting him put your legs behind your ears on the first date. Although that was after he’d already bent you over in his car, folded you over his kitchen counter, and had you leaving drool stains on his hallway area rug. Eh, you’ll plan your next date in the shower - little hard to talk though with your face pressed against the glass.

Matsukawa |Run Time: Scheduled a time and place for you to link before hand| Hey, if you wanna turn this thing into a relationship then he’s up for that too. But he’s not gonna stress himself trying to hold back from fucking your pretty little brains out. Soon as he gets the O.K. he’s picking a time and place and hightailing it over with no stops in between. And he’s not bullshiting when he says he’s gonna fuck you stupid. The guy digs you out like he’s trying to ruin you for anybody else. But it’s not entirely his fault! He gets sick of carrying that meat missle around too 😔

Hanamaki |Run Time: Straight up just asked if you’d let him| Hedonist to the max. And no shame either. The moment he gets the feeling that you might be sexually interested in him, he’s diving in with no goggles. I mean, obviously he cares about your interests and your pursuits in life; might even think you’re nice enough to take home to mom’s one day. But that’s not what his mind’s set on right now. Only thing in his head is if he should start with collapsed doggy or drill you in from the side just to get you drooling for him that much quicker. But hey, dick was so good you forgot he don’t got a job!

Honorable Mentions!

Sakusa (Surprisingly)| Comes off as a prude because he apparently has “High standards.” Can’t admit that if he finds you attractive enough, he’ll just straight up fuck you. |

Terushima |Likes to “Do you like my tongue ring?” Himself into some pussy.|

Sugawara | Plays the part of a good loving school teacher just looking for a companionship. Gives it up as soon as he sees you’re into him.|

Osamu | “m’not a scrub like my brother.” No, baby, you’re a whore.|

And finally number one…

Suna! |Run Time: Text him at 3:00am and he’ll be there by 3:05am| Standing at 6’3.2 and 176lbs, you have caught the affection of a man who truly believes that “a hole is a hole” once he’s found himself physically attracted to someone. That’s not to say that he’s particularly loose with what he’s got but if you’ll take it? Once hiked to your place in the middle of January with basketball shorts on ‘cause you sent him a “U up?” Text in the middle of the night. Woke up the next morning with a fever but god was that pussy worth it. Fucks like he’s trying to prove something so you’re in remission for the next couple of days afterwards. And then will have the nerve to wanna be the little spoon after the fact. - Tries not to look as elated as he is when you finally tie him down but with the way he turns your insides into mush the night following, you can tell he’s pretty excited to finally call himself your boyfriend.

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nanamistie · 6 months

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Can you do haikyuu boys reacting to fem!s/o crushing a watermelon between their thighs like it nothing🌚🌚

(Not just crush makes it explode👀👀)

Ofc i can ( ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

Imagine,you're a woman who has big thighs,but they're not fat, they're muscular. And one day, you and one of the hq boys went together on a picnic. You had a basket with lots and lots of food, such as home made sandwiches, some cupcakes, brownies and a watermelon. You two were enjoying the food and then came across the watermelon.

“Babe, can you give me the knife?” you say while looking at the watermelon. “Sure” he says. He looks through the basket and realize, that you don’t have one. “We must’ve had forgotten it” he says. You sigh “Well then-” you say before grabbing the watermelon and putting it between your thighs. You quickly wrap your legs around it and squeeze it hardly, and just like that, the watermelon almost explodes in half.

He just stares. Jaw down to the ground. He doesn't even know what shocked him: the fact that you were that strong to do that or how your thighs looked while. "I-" he clears his throat "wow, I...am...wow... I'm speechless". You just laugh at his reaction "Oh come on, love, you're not the only one with big stong thighs". He smirks "Well I actually love that~" you both laugh.

DAICHI MY MAAN, Asashi (bear with me), Osamu, Ushijima, Aone.

He would take it as a competition, he would be like: "Oh yeah? I can do that too!" Then he like grabs a small chunk of crushed (by your majestic thighs) watermelon and puts it between his legs. The he tries to squeeze it, but fails miserably. You take it the chunk in your hand and crush it and he says: "Well, I got it loosed for you" he hufs and then we would act so dramatic, pleaseee.

Tanaka, BOKUTO, Hinata, Oikawa (do not argue on this-).

Complains and acts like he didn't just drool over your gorgeous thighs. "You ruined the watermelon." You look offended like you just wanted to help. "I'm sorry, i didn't mean to do that,we just, didn't have other ways to do it" He sees that you looked at him with a pout so he quickly says "It looked kinda cool tho.." You end up teasing him all night, teehee, he loves you so much, he loves everything about you.

Tsukisima (of course), Kenma, Kageyama, Kyotani.

He would flirt so much pleaseeeee. He would stare at your thighs, then at the watermelon and then at you and with the biggest smirk and a bit of blush, he would say: "DAAAMN, DO THAT TO ME" you look at him like -__- but when he sees that you blushed too he would tease you,omg.

Terushima, Kuroo, Atsumu, Iwazumi, Nishinoya (he would).

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Sorry for the waittttt. I hope you like it 🫶

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the-travelling-witch · 2 years

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Haikyuu!! but make it Greek Mythology

summary: do i actually need to explain this? part 1 probably

featuring: multiple characters [atsumu, osamu, suna, kita, kunimi, hinata, kageyama, kiyoko, ukai, tenma, terushima]

warnings: crack

a/n: don´t take this too seriously, this is all in good fun ♡

haikyuu!! masterlist

Atsumu as Apollo who´s sociable and loves entertaining the masses; adored by many, he has high standards and doesn´t give his time to those who don´t meet them; dedicated to his art to an almost obsessive level, always looking to improve and reinvent himself; competitive as hell

Osamu as Artemis looked as his brother and decided he doesn´t want to be like him, ever; he´s not afraid to go his own way despite what society might expect of him; not as in the eye of the public as his twin, even though he´s just as skilled (maybe even more so), competitive as hell, too

Suna as Hermes has the sitch on everyone; no embarrassing accident, gossip or campus fight (ahem ahem, the twins) is safe from him and you‘ll have to seriously bribe him not to spill the tea on you; a guy to steal sacred cattle with [a Greek mythology and German pun in one? Someone take the internet away from me]

Kita as Hestia keeps the peace in his team; doesn´t fancy himself particularly powerful yet his humility and steadiness is his strength; he places a high importance on family and togetherness and genuinely believes you can achieve more as team than on your own; overshadowed by the rest of his team but just might be the most vital member without whom everyone else would fall apart

Kunimi as Hypnos who just wants to go home and take a nap; has no energy for your bs

Hinata as Heracles who at the start of his journey didn´t get taken seriously by pretty much anyone; driven by his ambitions, he has to face numerous trials to earn his spot amongst the top but damn, does he work for it; in the end, nobody can deny his righteous place by the side of the best of the best

Kageyama as Midas whose every set he touches turns to gold; and while it might seem like a blessing at first, it manifested as a curse at one point, making him untouchable to everyone around him and eventually isolating him from his peers

Kiyoko as Helen which doesn´t need an explanation, honestly; beautiful enough to start a war over and fuel the jealousy of the goddess of beauty herself, yet there´s only one true love for her and everyone else gets shut down

Ukai as Chiron who is partly to blame for the new generation of monsters; while not all of his heroes -eh I mean players- go on to make it to the very top, you can’t deny the fruit of his labour when looking at the people he trained (and somewhat raised)

Tenma Udai (first tiny giant) as Pan created a dedicated cult and then dipped; his legacy is still inspiring others although nobody quite knows what happened to him

Terushima as Dionysus just wants to fucking party, man; if you´re not having a good time, what´s the point?

Bonus:

Holly as Daphne who turned herself into a laurel tree running from Apollo aka her motivation to write an actual fic

#holly´s potions #haikyuu #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu crack #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu imagines #miya atsumu #miya osumu #kita shinsuke #hinata shōyō #kageyama tobio #kiyoko shimizu #tenma udai #kunimi akira #suna rintarou #terushima yūji #ukai keishin #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fic

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leti666bigboss · 1 year

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part 1

featuring: kuroo tetsuro, kozume kenma, yamamoto taketora, yaku morisuke, haiba lev, suna rintaro, the miya twins, terushima yuuji

genre: crack

warnings: terushima's might be just a liiiiiitle bit suggestive

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hynko · 9 months

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⋆.ೃ࿔*: HAIKYUU random texts :

pt. 2

pt 1 | m.list

GENRE: crack

TW: profanity

CHARACTERS: kags, ushi, terushima, sakusa, kogane, futakuchi,tsumu, kunimi, kyotani

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lilacrwses · 2 years

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▸ someone asks his s/o out

ft. multiple characters

genre: fluff, crack

notes:reblogs are a big help:>

Would probably be the most calm among them. He would let you talk to the stranger, would be there if you'll be needing help. If the person asking you is persistent...then let's just say he's gonna be less as calm as before.

“I'm not sorry but my s/o has already told you that they're not interested. Why don't you go ahead and flirt with somebody that isn't taken, hm?”

AKAASHI, TSUKISHIMA, Sugawara, Suna, KITA, Asahi, Megumi, Terushima,

He'd be the one to give the stranger a unfriendly smile. I'll tell ya he has his eyes closed in a smile, it's probably creeping the stranger out. So before you could even reject him he'd be already scratching his nape in embarrassment slowly walking away from you.

“Well would you look at that, It hasn't even been that long since I've left you alone but you already have some ugly ass strangers flirting at you? Better keep you by my side baby, wouldn't want you to be with anyone else would I?”

KUROO, Tendou, Tsukishima, ATSUMU, Gojo, Geto, OIKAWA, Suna,

This mf doesn't even know that someone is flirting with you. You already told the stranger no multiple times but he wouldn't just go away. You'll either go to your boyfriend's arm and cling onto him or he would finally notice and teach the mf a lesson.

“What's up darling?-- Oh hello..? , I don't remember you being anyone of my s/o's friends, and I don't really know why you keep on bugging on my s/o either-- Although I appreciate it but you should be apologizing to my s/o not to me.”

Bokuto, USHIJIMA, Kenma, Sakusa, IWAIZUMI, Kageyama, NANAMI, Kita, Itadori, YUTA, Yaku

The moment the stranger steps closer to you it’s already finished. If the stranger would forcefully grab your hands he wouldn’t hesitate to throw a punch for you. Convinces himself that it’s self defense, probably would regret it a bit when he gets in trouble for that. But Hey! At least you’re safe.

“I hope that there won’t be a next time but if you even try to think about it I’ll be sure that you’re nose isn’t gonna be the only one that’s bloody.”

Osamu, MEGUMI, Atsumu, BOKUTO, Daichi, Geto, TANAKA, Ushijima, KYOTANI, Matsukawa

Would film the whole situation and would report it to the station after. The stranger apologizes but he’ll still report it.💀

“What am I doing? I’m obviously documenting this. You’re harassing an innocent citizen. Yeah you’re sorry, but I’m not. — Hey baby, are you ok?

SUNA

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silverflqmes · 1 year

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໒⦂ 𝐒𝐋𝐄𝐄𝐏𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. reposted from wp!

genre. fluff + crack

ft. tooru oikawa, yuji terushima, atsumu + osamu miya, shigeru yahaba, keiji akaashi, shoyo hinata

gender neutral! reader

➫ 𝓞𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝓣𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ sleepovers with oikawa are wILD LIKE GIRL GET READY OMG —

⌗ lots of snacks and y'all would bake cookies together after running to like, walmart in pajamas

⌗ cuz you guys have sleepovers so offen you practically have clothes at each other's houses. oikawa has matching alien pajamas for y'all istg — imagine walking into the store at 10pm lookin like a bunch of dorks searchin for cookie mix-

⌗ FACIALS — girl you already know oikawa has all that good shit that just — wOrKs wOnDErs. expensive asf too, but he has money🧍‍♀️

⌗ jamming to boybands; i don't make the rules, he does😻

⌗ sleep? with all the sci-fi movies he wants to watch? honeyyy😪

⌗ cUdDLinG cuz oikawa KNOWS how to hug istg like he's so wARm AND GIRL THOSE ARMS PLEASE-

➫ 𝓣𝗘𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗠𝗔 𝓨𝗨𝗝𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ TIKTOKS — istg yes y'all are makin tiktoks cuz teru do b famous🤾

⌗ pictures too — terushima would prolly also try n vlog your whole sleepover for you guys to watch later and just rEmiNisCe✨ he would totally edit the whole thing too and make it bomb asf

⌗ deadass feel like yuji would bring up the idea of going on omegele to screw w ppl a lil bit —

⌗ the girls would lose their shit and tbh if i saw him, me too😐

⌗ fuck tons of soda n pizza; no sleep🤩

⌗ ngl y'all would definitely pull up on wp or tumblr n make fun of sum nsfw posts

⌗ HE DOES YOUR HAIR HXJDKSKS

➫ 𝓜𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝓣𝗪𝗜𝗡𝗦 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ they're kind of a packaged deal- so you get both unless you wanna sit n watch them argue for 368393 years over you😐

⌗ DUMBASSES START ARGUING OVER THE TOP BUNK HDJSKLSLSKS

⌗ you make them both sleep on the floor BAHHAHAHAHAHAHA as you should.

⌗ they have loads of gaming consoles so i can see y'all playing a couple rounds of smash maybe or pulling up on the wii to play either just dance, mk or mario party

⌗ each time atsumu loses he throws a fit n starts complaining, asking for rematches every five minutes until samu kicks him🧍‍♀️

⌗ OSAMU MAKES DINNER HXJSKSKSL

⌗ at some point after knocking out, you'll wake up to get a glass of water and that's when you catch those two hugging each other in their sleep 😶 you take pictures for the team-

➫ 𝓨𝗔𝗛𝗔𝗕𝗔 𝓢𝗛𝗜𝗚𝗘𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ ahem, for my underrated crackheaded son- Y'ALL WOULD HAVE THE SOFTEST YET MOST CHAOTIC SLEEPOVER EVER

⌗ HE HAS SHIT ON EVERYONE OMG

⌗ too much tea and too little sleep

⌗ because of his horrible strategies when it comes to picking up girls, you end up giving him a few tips, he needs them-

⌗ i feel like earlier in the day, you'd end up going shopping together and take some really pretty pictures later under some flowers

⌗ you guys would totally bake toooo, cream puffs cuz you were teasing him about his hair zhsjskslldl you save some for makki🙈

⌗ deep conversations about future stuff cuz he's worried about the third years leaving and nervous; please hug him-

➫ 𝓐𝗞𝗔𝗔𝗦𝗛𝗜 𝓚𝗘𝗜𝗝𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ you guys would have such a relaxing sleepover omg

⌗ facials and manicures cuz boy needs to keep his own nails nice n taken care of for those smooth ass sets

⌗ i feel like akaashi would have a pool so bring a bathing suit with you🥰

⌗ i headcanon him being able to play piano tbh, he just seems like that kinda classy guy to me- but ofc really shy and maybe a pinch self conscious abt playing, so he'll reluctantly play something for you but it'll sound sooo good

⌗ deep conversations as well because yk he's mostly close with the third years and well as draining as bokuto can be, he doesn't want him to go, or konoha and the others🙁

⌗ please reassure him hdjsksk he needs it.

⌗ studio ghibli movies🥺 i feel like his favorite would be spirited away cuz the visuals and him empathizing with haku??

➫ 𝓗𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝓢𝗛𝗢𝗬𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ he'd probably come to your house and pick you up at the crack of mf dawn to go to morning practice with him first before going to his house😐

⌗ PORK BUNS AND LOADS OF FOOD

⌗ natsu would be home and she prolly wants sum attention🥺🥺 shoyo would get jealous of her for hogging you at some point xhsjsksls

⌗ he tries to bake with you-

⌗ he would talk your ear off all night about stuff which tbh you wouldn't mind cuz he's so mf cute and it's admirable how passionate he is about what he does and his teammates, opponents too; we stan a sweet lil birb who respects everyone💘

⌗ PLEASE PLAY DS W HIM HDSJKS HE HASN'T BEEN ABLE TO PLAY MULTIPLAYER CUZ KENMA AIN'T THERE SOOOO

⌗ he lets you sleep on his bed while he takes the floor because he wants you to be comfortable😭 love you sm sho<3

notes. honestly these could either be platonic or romantic now that i think abt it

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petriquors · 1 year

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POV: You just had the worst week ever

a/n: gn!reader, post-timeskip. This one’s for you, sad boy indie car person.

Listen to this.

On Sunday, your boyfriend dumped you, beginning the worst week of your life. (So far, you remind yourself, rolling your eyes as far back into your skull as you can.)

On Monday, you found out your regular coffee shop closed.

On Tuesday, you got chewed out by your boss for a mistake you didn’t make.

On Wednesday, your train was out of service and you had to walk several miles home from work.

On Thursday, rent was due, which comparatively isn’t that bad, but still. Ugh.

Things ain't always set in stone; that be known, let me know.

Today, Friday, you dragged your aching body and tired mind through a fairly normal day of work and back home again. You change into pajamas, crack open your bedroom window for some fresh air, and fall face-first into bed, finally able to enjoy some peace and quiet.

Seems like streetlights glowing happen to be just like moments passing in front of me.

Except someone is playing the saddest music you’ve ever heard in your building’s parking lot.

“You have got to be kidding me,” you moan, out loud, because who’s going to hear you? A man’s soft croon and your own aggravation fill your ears; you can’t decide if you’re angry or…if the song, in all its weepy emotional-ness, is exactly what you need right now.

See, I know my destination, I'm just not there.

Annoyance makes your face feel hot, but curiosity stirs in your stomach. You aren’t sure which one makes you sit up.

You swing your legs over the side of your bed, then lean forward with your elbows on your thighs. The song beckons, but the weight of your week holds you down like a monster dragging you to the depths of melancholy.

I'm just not there.

Rubbing your eyes, you fight against your lack of will before standing and padding over to the window. Your fingers brush the cold glass that separates you from the world outside, trace the white pane, and press your fingers against the bottom of the glass.

Raising the window higher, higher, you push it above your head, high enough to stick your head out into the cool spring air. You spot a car, windows down and lights off, with a silhouette of a man faintly outlined by the full moon in front of him. The music floats from his radio, forlornly vocalizing everything you’ve felt this week.

Life just ain't fair.

You suck in a breath. It smells like rain-drenched pavement, fresh grass, blooming flowers—all things you didn’t have the time or energy to pay attention to in the last seven days.

“Hey! Guy in the car!” Your shout is answered by a man sticking his head out the car window. He looks shocked; even as moonlight washes his features, you see embarrassment color his face.

He’s pretty, you think, and your heart shivers.

He looks sad, like he’s had a week just like yours. As fate would have it, you feel connected to this stranger, and you think you have nothing at all to lose.

“Sorry,” he shouts back, “I can—”

Quickly, you shake your head. Don’t turn it off. Don’t stop. Don’t leave. “What song is that?”

🤍 YAMAGUCHI, Suna, Oikawa, Atsumu, Ukai Jr., TERUSHIMA, Akaashi

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tetsvhoe · 10 months

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MASTERLIST !

— all works tagged under —out of spite; gwen because i would most likely have no time to link everything

— angst/hurt [a] ; fluff/comfort [f] ; crack/humor [c] ; suggestive [s]

— ♡ personal faves

updated: 8/20/23

[ HCS ]

[ SMAU ]

# SERIES

afraid — iwaizumi hajime x f!reader filo smau [ong] if fate permits — kuroo x f!reader smau [ong]

# HAIKYUU

millennialcore [c] how many dicks are you choking on? [c/s] i’m breaking up with you | sorry wrong person [c] pretty boy [f] jealous boys [f] what about me [f]

[ HAIKYUU ]

— KARASUNO

# TSUKISHIMA KEI

seeing your toxic ex [f] “bite your lip once more, i dare you” [s] i just put on lip gloss [f]

# KAGEYAMA TOBIO

seeing your toxic ex [f]

# HINATA SHOYO

seeing your toxic ex [f]

# YAMAGUCHI TADASHI

nostalgic for the moment [f]

# DAICHI SAWAMURA

how dare you [f]

— NEKOMA

# KUROO TETSURO

♡ seeing your toxic ex [f] ♡ forever in a few hours [f] ♡ mentioning their ex during an argument [a/f] they get teased with someone else [a/f] ♡ pushing you away [a/f] ♡ i know who you pretend i am [a] ♡ regret and other cliches [a/f] baby i’m yours [f] oh no there’s only one court [f] i hope ur ok [f] i lost them [f] sober thoughts, drunk confessions [a/f] fluffy hair drabble they make you flinch [a/f] paper rings [a] how dare you [f] rubber ducks [f]

# KENMA KOZUME

♡ i know who you pretend i am [a] regret and other cliches [a/f] second best [a/f]

— AOBA JOHSAI

# OIKAWA TOORU

seeing your toxic ex [f] “sorry, is that supposed to impress me?” [f] oh no there’s only one court [f] i hope ur ok [f]

# IWAIZUMI HAJIME

♡ mentioning their ex during an argument [a/f] seeing your toxic ex [f] i know who you pretend i am [a] regret and other cliches [a/f] 505 [a/s] the simple things [f] i just put on lip gloss [f]

# MATSUKAWA ISSEI

seeing your toxic ex [f] i lost them [f]

— FUKURODANI

# BOKUTO KOUTARO

♡ seeing your toxic ex [f] i know who you pretend i am [a] regret and other cliches [a/f]

# AKAASHI KEIJI

“you’re an idiot.” “but you love me.” [f] i know who you pretend i am [a] regret and other cliches [a/f] trees [a/f]

— SHIRATORIZAWA

# TENDOU SATORI

“you couldn’t handle me even if i came with instructions.” [f]

— INARIZAKI

# SUNA RINTARO

seeing your toxic ex [f] ♡ they get teased with someone else [a/f] ♡ i know who you pretend i am [a] ♡ regret and other cliches [a/f] “give me one reason why i shouldn’t leave.” [a/f] focus [a] hickey prank [f] i hope ur ok [f] i lost them [f] they make you flinch [a/f]

# MIYA ATSUMU

mentioning their ex during an argument [a/f] seeing your toxic ex [f] “god, i love your hands.” “let’s put them to good use then.” [s] ♡ “where have you been all my life?” “hiding from you.” [f] i know who you pretend i am [a] regret and other cliches [a/f] hickey prank [f] i lost them [f] they make you flinch [a/f] how dare you [f]

# MIYA OSAMU

seeing your toxic ex [f] i miss the old u [a] i just put on lip gloss [f] how dare you [f]

— OTHER

# TERUSHIMA YUUJI

all fun and games until someone catches feelings [a/f] pillow talk [f] cigarette kisses [a/f]

# SAKUSA KIYOOMI

seeing your toxic ex [f] ♡ i know who you pretend i am [a] regret and other cliches [a/f] hickey prank [f]

[ JUJUTSU KAISEN ]

# NANAMI KENTO

whatever you do, dont [f] sweet [f/s]

# GOJO SATORU

sticky [s]

# INUMAKI TOGE

indigo [f]

#pin

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tobxiyu · 6 months

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໑ — tobio's master list.

/ᐠ. .ᐟ\ฅ fluff, crack, angst & smau || established relationship || haikyuu.

note. enjoy reading my works!! i love you all <3

• KARASUNO — Fly.

shoyo hinata

losing them/losing you at the mall

tobio kageyama

losing them/losing you at the mall

koushi sugawara

losing them/losing you at the mall

your socials as sugawara koushi's gf!

bf texts

sawamura daichi

nothing yet . . .

chikahara ennoshita

nothing yet . . .

yuu nishinoya

nothing yet . . .

kei tsukishima

bf texts

tadashi yamaguchi

nothing yet . . .

shimizu kiyoko

nothing yet . . .

hitoka yachi

nothing yet . . .

• SEIJIOH — Rule the Court.

tooru oikawa

bf texts

hajime iwaizumi

nothing yet . . .

takahiro hanamaki

bf texts.

issei matsukawa

nothing yet . . .

akira kunimi

losing them/losing you at the mall

kentaro kyotani

nothing yet . . .

• DATE TECH — Iron Wall of Date.

kenji futakuchi

nothing yet . . .

takanobu aone

nothing yet . . .

kanji koganegawa

nothing yet . . .

• SHIRATORIZAWA — Irresistable Force.

wakatoshi ushijima

nothing yet . . .

tendou satori

nothing yet . . .

eita semi

nothing yet . . .

kenjirou shirabu

losing them/losing you at the mall

tsutomu goshiki

nothing yet . . .

taichi kawanishi

nothing yet . . .

• NEKOMA — Connect.

kenma kozume

nothing yet . . .

tetsurou kuroo

nothing yet . . .

morisuke yaku

nothing yet . . .

lev haiba

nothing yet . . .

• INARIZAKI — We Don’t Need Memories.

shinsuke kita

bf texts

rintaro suna

losing them/losing you at the mall

atsumu miya

nothing yet . . .

osamu miya

nothing yet . . .

• FUKORODANI — Pour all your soul into each ball

koutaro bokuto

nothing yet..

keiji akaashi

bf texts.

akinori konoha

nothing yet..

OTHERS — johzenji && itachiyama

yuuji terushima

nothing yet . . .

kiyoomi sakusa

losing them/losing you at the mall

bf texts

lizuna tsukasa

Nothing yet . . .

motoya komori

nothing yet . . .

#masterlist #haikyuu sugawara #haikyuu kenma #haikyuu nishinoya #haikyuu hinata #haikyuu #hq shirabu #haikyuu smau #hq smau #sakusa kiyoomi #haikyuu kageyama #haikyuu shirabu #tsukishima x reader

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summerinthecloudsx · 2 years

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Where the rain can’t reach or Ushijima, your best friend, runs out of patience with Terushima, your (ex)boyfriend

A/N: Minors DNI. The chokehold these men have on me I swear. Idk what this is I’m just trying to fill the void of Ushijima content :’)

Angst to comfort, cheating, brief mentions of past intimacy, friends to lovers, Terushima is a player, Ushijima is a giant (protective) teddy bear, timeskip ages, eventual smut

Part 1

You should have known. They warned you this would happen. Hell, you warned yourself. Terushima is too wild, too much of a free spirit to commit to one person. You knew that. You knew you shouldn’t have expected faithfulness from him or believed him when he said he would change for you, love you honestly. You knew better, sensed the betrayal looming and growing closer by the second, but god it hurts to have it thrown in your face so carelessly.

“I-I didn’t know you’d be stopping by.”

Terushima doesn’t even push the girl off of him. Your stomach forms knots as you glance at her legs straddling his hips, pushing her bare chest against his. They’re relaxed in his stylist chair, the neon lights from the streets outside casting a bright fuchsia glow through the small gaps in the closed blinds and the partially opened door. They look beautiful in the light, ethereal even. Untouchable.

“This is–.” Your boyfriend stops himself, pursing his lips because he knows there’s no way he can defend himself. He’s been caught, and he can't even manage to give some type of excuse.

The woman—you recognize her as a regular client of his—glances back at you, sleek black hair falling over her bored, hazel eyes while Terushima pulls her white shirt back up her torso. Like your boyfriend, she makes no attempt to feign innocence or ignorance. She simply tilts her head to the side as if to ask why you’re still here, and truthfully, you have no idea.

“I wanted…” Your words fade, voice muffled and shaky. Wanted to surprise you. You grip the brown bag of treats in your right hand, clenching your left hand into a tight fist. Don’t cry. Don’t let them see you cry. Your shoulders rise with your labored breathing, an attempt to calm yourself enough to speak or react in some way other than complete shock. The breath ends with a short, soft laugh. Nothing about the situation is funny, but you’re not sure what else to do. Why does it hurt so much?

“I brought your favorites.” You raise the bag so the light catches it, shaking the pastries within. “They um. They’re still warm so…” Your voice cracks, lip trembling as your emotions betray you. Tears fall freely down your cheeks despite your best attempts to hold them in, and you can only laugh as you toss the bag onto the floor.

Terushima calls out your name, finally. He gently slides the woman off his lap, though he doesn’t seem to be in a hurry to reach you even as you back away from the scene. “Please wait. Don’t leave, I–.”

Please. It hurts to look at you.

“It’s okay,” you tell him with another false smile. You stumble a bit as you descend the steps, your back to the man in the doorway. You let your lips fall in a frown now that he’s unable to see you, unphased by the cold rain that’s begun to fall. It’s unusually cold for this time of year, the winter season starting early. They say it’s supposed to snow soon. You were going to build snowmen with Terushima and bake your favorite breads and sweets. You were looking forward to the many ways he found to keep you warm, keep you fantasizing about him whenever you weren’t together. Now, you felt nothing except the harsh, empty cold.

“I shouldn't have tried to tie you down, right? I’m sorry.” You're not the one who needs to apologize. You’ve done nothing wrong, never forced Terushima into the relationship. He approached you first, after all, and spent many months convincing you to give him a chance, to trust that he changed his ways since high school. It isn’t your fault, and yet, you can’t stop yourself. “I just want you to be happy, so no worries.”

“Wait!” The way he cries out your name, his own voice cracking just slightly, almost makes you want to turn around. For a moment, it makes you want to stop running blindly down the sidewalk and sprint back to him. But it won’t change anything. It won’t make the beautiful woman in his salon disappear, and it certainly can’t make you forget what you witnessed in the neon glow. So you keep running, faster until you can no longer hear his pleading voice or anything besides your choked sobs and water splashing beneath your feet. You run until your chest hurts, until you reach a quiet alley where a cat hisses at your sudden chaotic appearance. It rushes away from you, though your own legs have stopped their movement without your permission. An animalistic cry scratches your throat as you press your forehead against the brick wall of one of the surrounding buildings.

Make it stop.

Your stomach hurts, it aches so fiercely that you lean over and empty its contents onto the concrete next to the dumpster. The landscape dances around you as your vision grows fuzzy, but you force yourself to gather a bit of rainwater and wipe off your face, reminding yourself to breathe. Inhale for three seconds. Hold for five seconds. Exhale slowly for five seconds. Repeat. You do this several times until the panic begins to fade and you have enough awareness to make note of your surroundings.

You’ve ventured into an unknown area of the city, far from your apartment and Terushima’s salon. There aren’t as many lights in this section save for a few flickering street lamps. The alley you’ve hidden yourself in rests between two buildings, a typical run-down bar and an old abandoned building. You’ve never been to the bar or even heard of the obscure name. You’re not even sure how to get home from here. If not for the GPS on your phone, you’d be completely lost and panicking yet again.

Just as you begin the humiliating walk back to your apartment, your phone dings to signal you received a text. For a moment, you think it’s Terushima. Maybe he’s apologizing or ending your relationship officially. You’re not sure which would hurt more, but when you see it’s a message from Ushijima instead of your now ex-boyfriend, you decide the silence hurts the most.

Practice ended late today. Are you awake?

You don’t have the energy to respond to him. Despite his awkward, stoic persona, Ushijima’s become rather skilled at reading your emotions. Even through text, he would realize something is wrong, and you’re not sure you can talk about it just yet. Not to mention, it wouldn’t be fair to him. He had enough going on with his professional volleyball career. He doesn’t need to deal with your drama as well.

Sorry. I’m sure you’re asleep or with Terushima. I should have thought more first. I have a free day tomorrow if you’d like to do something, though.

Reading his text brings fresh tears to your eyes, fingers trembling over your screen. For a moment, they hover over the call button on his contact information, knowing he’d happily welcome you into his home. Well, as happy as he can seem. He’s never been one to be loud or energetic, but the calm surrounding him always makes you feel better.

“No, ugh stop!” You whisper, realizing that your trembling finger accidentally hit the call button. You mumble curses to yourself as you try to end the call before it registers on Ushijima’s phone, sighing when it finally disappears. You can’t do this to him. He’s seen you endure a few breakups through the years from a fling with a quiet boy in high school that ended in a mutual friendship and a long distance relationship with someone the summer after you graduated. He even sat back without judgment when you went through with a few hook ups before you settled down with Terushima. Your friend has never seen a breakup this severe, though.

Everything okay? You just called and ended it before I could answer.

Your stomach twists again, unsure of how to respond. You don’t want to tell him what happened over text, but you know you can’t speak clearly. And you definitely don’t want him to see you in person right now. Apparently, you’ve taken far too long to respond, because your phone lights up with a request to FaceTime him, which you quickly deny without thinking twice.

Not a good time. Text you later!

You type out the response and send it before he has the chance to call again, hoping it will be a good enough excuse to give you time to get home.

Ushijima is many things. He’s strong-willed, determined, and hopelessly devoted to the things he loves. Patience isn’t one of his charming qualities, however. So when you refuse to elaborate on why the night isn’t going so well, he tries to resist the urge to pry. Maybe it was a bad day at work, he tells himself. You’ve been working as a freelance artist while you update your web comic series on the side. Perhaps you had to deal with a demanding client, or maybe you’re stuck working on a panel and don’t know how to finish it. All of those are valid reasons for your strange behavior, but Ushijima can’t shake the feeling that something worse has happened. You’ve never intentionally ignored his calls or responded so coldly to him. Did he…upset you somehow?

He thinks for a second he might call Terushima. If something bad has happened, then he’s sure to know more about it. But he isn’t close with the hairstylist, so the call might seem a bit overbearing or even intrusive. So then, he’s back to square one.

His concern grows deeper as the minutes go by, hastily washing his hair and rinsing the pine scented soap off his body. He isn’t a skeptical person, and he isn’t one to act on emotional impulse, but something is wrong. He can feel it.

He quickly finds himself jumping into a pair of warm sweatpants and yanking a hoodie over his head, roughly drying the wet strands of hair with his towel before tossing the damp fabric in its designated basket. Making sure he has his keys and wallet, Ushijima locks up his apartment and sprints outside with an umbrella prepared.

You’re soaked by the time you make it home, clothes sticking to you as if the rain had magically glued them to your skin. At least the long walk home gave you plenty of time to compose yourself, although you hesitate to call your current state ‘composed’ or anything of the sorts. Despite the residual sniffling, your sadness has transformed to an overwhelming state of humiliation.

Thinking back, you wonder how you missed the signs. Between the late nights at the salon claiming his boss wanted him to organize the products and the distance he inserted, it should have been obvious. Terushima had always been a flirt, and changing that lifestyle for someone as ordinary as you was out of the question. You wanted to believe he was different, wanted so badly to be the only one for him, but now you understand how unfair it was to hold him to such a standard. Unfair to yourself and Terushima.

But what if you had done things differently? As you peel off your wet clothes, your mind briefly imagines everything you could have done to keep him interested. Maybe he needed more intimately, though you certainly never had a problem with your sex life. He satisfied your every want and need, but perhaps you didn’t do enough for him.

If I was a little more spontaneous…

If I didn’t get so absorbed in my work…

If I cooked or cleaned more often…

Thousands of what if scenarios raced through your mind until the sound of a rushed knock signaled you had a visitor. You knew it was Ushijima before his deep voice called out your name, roughly wiping your eyes to ensure no liquid remained. If you kept the lights dim, he wouldn’t notice the redness.

Just tell him you’re sick, you command yourself as you crack open the door to reveal his tall figure. Tell him to go home so he doesn’t catch anything before his next game.

But you can’t. Because the minute you see the furrowing of his brow and the wild state of his hair, you know you can’t turn him away.

You’re silent as you turn your back to him and walk towards the white plush sofa, thankful when he enters the apartment and closes the door without waiting for instructions. Though, he doesn’t join you on the sofa. His brown eyes watch with deepening concern as you pull your knees to your chest, fingers fumbling with the fabric of your pajamas.

“What happened?” He asks in his usual calm voice, though there’s a slight edge to it.

You smile sadly, a soft, airy chuckle filling the room. “You’re always so good at figuring me out.”

“You’re not that hard to read,” he responds. “And your eyes are bloodshot.”

You frown, pausing for a moment as you contemplate how to tell him what happened. You don’t want useless pity, and you don’t want to have another panic attack in front of Ushijima. Best friend or not, you don’t want to scare him. “Terushima and I are over.” Don’t ask…

“Why?”

Of course he wants to know, you scold yourself for thinking otherwise. You’re his best friend. But the pain is still so fresh in your mind that for a moment, you’re back in the salon. Neon lights, bare flesh, and hazel eyes flash repeatedly. You can still hear the way he screamed your name at the end, wondering why he pretended to care enough to do so when he barely moved away from the woman’s touch at first.

“I went to his salon, and he…” Your voice falls quiet again, palm sliding across your mouth to silence the sob you so desperately want to let out.

Ushijima steps closer until his legs brush against yours. His body is stiff as he lowers himself to the couch beside you. “Did he hurt you?”

“No,” you quickly respond. “He um, he cheated on me.”

It feels embarrassing to admit it for some reason. You’re half expecting your friend to laugh or provide a stoic, I told you so. But Ushijima just clenches and unclenches his fists repeatedly, jawline sharp and tense.

You let out an awkward laugh, lightly nudging his arm. “But it’s fine. Sorry I scared you over something so silly.”

He doesn’t respond, not initially. He just stares, watching you patiently, silently until your resolve finally crumbles. Your lips part with a pathetic, strained cry as you force your face into your palms. You want to curl up, hide away from Ushijima’s intense gaze. Everything is too much.

It hurts again.

“It’s not silly,” he barely grunts. It sounds as if his jaw is clenched while he’s speaking, but he doesn’t say anything else. Instead, he snakes his arms around your waist and pulls you on top of his lap. A soft, forest green blanket is soon draped over your bodies as a large hand rubs circles against your back.

“Everyone was right. I–.”

He shushes your self depreciation before it begins, still brushing his warm hand over your back while his other arm pulls you impossibly close.

“This is his fault. Not yours.”

“It still hurts,” you sob against his shoulder. “It hurts so fucking much.”

“I know,” he whispers, tightening his hold on you.

It hurts, but his warmth caresses you in a way that begins to ease the ache. He isn’t running away or telling you to get over it. He isn’t yelling at you for ruining his sweatshirt. He’s right there, calm, quiet, and soothing.

And just as you’re content to remain in that peaceful warmth until you fall asleep, he’s content to hold you until then. Because despite how absolutely furious he is, his worry is slowly melting away. No matter how much he wants to spike a volleyball at Terushima’s face, Ushijima is determined to hold you until you tell him to leave.

Maybe after, he thinks with one of his rare smirks. Definitely after.

#haikyu x reader #ushijima x reader #ushijima wakatoshi #angst with a hopeful ending #eventual smut #cheating trope #friends to lovers

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etokii · 1 year

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Rules

-18+ Only

- I will post dark content, so please keep that in mind, when you follow me.

- What I will write about: Male/ GN! reader, angst, crack, non/dub con, incest, yandere themes, abusive and unhealthy relationships, suicidal themes, kidnapping, unhealthy family dynamics, comfort, poly x reader

- I might post fluff every now and then too

- All Characters are aged up to 18+

- What I won’t write: Age-play, severe gore, romantic child x reader, anything with urine and scat, yandere reader

Who I write for:

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Childe, Ayato, Alhaitham, Kaeya, Kazuha, Zhongli, Diluc, Heizou, Il Dottore

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Mammon, Asmo, Belphie, Solomon, Simeon, Thirteen

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Shigaraki, Dabi, Hawks

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Cheng Xiaoshi, Lu Guang

- Mystic Messenger:

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- Haikyuu:

Oikawa, Kuroo, Kenma, Terushima

Other characters:

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barbra-annbunny · 1 year

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Ch. 19 - And hey, you

WC: 791

CW: friendly rough-housing, degrading terms

After a half hour of driving, Bokuto and you pulled into the parking lot of a long-closed mega store. Honestly, it looked like an old Toys-R-Us. Bo turned the engine off his bike and extended the kickstand before he helped you off the bike. You knocked on his helmet before reaching up to unlock the helmet attached to your head. Once the helmet was removed, you could finally get a good look at your surroundings without your squished cheeks in the way.

The parking lot was filled with sleek cars, grid girls and race queens, and a crowd of racers with their crews. The cars were all muscle cars and had clearly had tonnes of time and money poured into them to get them to the calibre needed for street racing. A few grid girls or race queens had stopped to check out their new competition, but generally, they were all too busy fawning over the cars and their racers to notice the newcomers. The racers, on the other hand, took notice of you immediately. Some were suspicious, thinking you were an undercover co. Others were hoping you weren’t involved with Bo so they could have a chance. But there was one face that you truly recognised; Tanaka.

Tanaka was wearing a white wife-beater, blue jeans, a classic Levi’s leather jacket and some steel-toed boots. God, he looked like a walking sin. He was standing by… no, he was closer. When did he get closer? And his mouth is moving, what is he…OH SHIT, HE’S TALKING TO YOU.

You shook your head quickly before looking back at him. “I’m sorry. What were you saying?”

“What, you ignoring me, Chatterbox? Damn, and I thought you liked me.” he smirked, crossing his arms.

“I wasn’t, wasn’t trying to ignore you! I just zoned out for a second.”

More like I was checking you out a little too long

“ Oh, really, ‘cause it looked like you were checking me out.”

Your face felt like you could fry an egg on it. “Wha- I- no! I wasn’t checking you out,” you nervously laughed before continuing. “I was just…admiring your jacket! Is it real leather?”

He and Bo both belly laughed at that. You cracked a smile before joining in on the laughing fit. Once you had all calmed down a little bit, Tanaka straightened up.

“Yes, the jacket is leather. Since ya’ like it so much…” he paused, removing the jacket from his shoulders and placing them on yours, “...why don’t ‘cha keep it warm for me?”

Bo giggled at the expression on your face before pulling out his phone. He was going to keep the group chat updated on how awkward you were going to be tonight.

“Oh- uh- Okay…why don’t you introduce me to your friends? I feel like I didn’t get to properly introduce myself last time.” You nervously responded, slipping your arms through the sleeves.

“Sounds like a plan, pretty baby. By the way, that’s a really nice bike Bokuto-san.” Tanaka said, trying to make him feel included.

“Oh, thanks! I wanted the familiarity of riding a bike like back home, but it’s not really practical to pedal everywhere out here.” Bo said, reminiscing on his childhood back in Japan.

As you walked over to the guys, the three of you talked about what living in Japan was like, how much they missed it, and Bokuto’s bike. Unbeknownst to you, Tanaka had been checking you out since the moment y’all pulled into the lot. The way the shirt you wore left nothing to the imagination, how your jeans gripped your ass, and even how the heels you wore just added to the vibe that rolled off your body in waves. You just gave off this energy of being a force of nature, something that nothing and no one will ever be able to control. He smiled to himself. He just knew that this moment was never going to be a regret.

Once you all walked over to the group, you introduced yourselves. They seemed friendly enough people that you would want to get to know them better. Oikawa, Atsumu, and Terushima were all very nice but were varying levels of bitchy. Oikawa was bitchy in a way that screamed he could have been a drag queen in another life. Atsumu ran in a similar vein, but it was evident that he would read you for filth in a second if you messed with his family. Terushima was a whole ‘nother kind of bitchy. He would whine until halfway through a conversation; he would get distracted by a girl and run off before coming back 15 minutes later with a handprint on his cheek and the widest grin you’d ever seen.

You’d been hanging out with this new group for about two hours now, and y’all have become fast friends. Especially you and Noya, you both had an extreme amount of neverending energy. The two of you bounced from one topic to another at such high speeds that it made the other’s heads spin. When you weren’t playing a verbal tennis match with Noya, you talked to Tanaka and whoever else wanted to speak to you. Tanaka loved how you interacted with his friends… his family. You were quiet and polite until Bokuto started picking on you. After that, all bets were off, and they got front-row seats to the noogie war between you and Bokuto, which ended with him flat on his ass, holding the top of his head with both hands.

“Owww, Y/nnnnn… That hurt!” Bokuto whined

“You are the one who started it, gym rat.” You giggled.

“Ugh, Tanaka come get your person; they’re being mean to me.”

“Hey I’m no one’s person-”

“-Yet.” Tanaka interrupted, wrapping his arms around your waist.

He hooked his head over your shoulder, with a wide grin on his face. Subconsciously, you moved your hands to cover his while smiling a little to yourself. You rolled your eyes playfully and opened your mouth to make a sassy comment, when a woman with baby blue streaks walked up to you.

“Hey, skank,” she said, with a cold tone, “could you get your hands off my boyfriend?”

<Chap. 18 | Masterlist | Chap. 20>

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silverflqmes · 1 year

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໒⦂ 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐇𝐂𝐒.

notes. reposted from wp!

genre. fluff + crack

ft. tooru oikawa, tetsuro kuroo, yuji terushima, yu nishinoya, shoyo hinata, daichi sawamura, kenma kozume, hajime iwaizumi, issei matsukawa + takahiro hanamaki, kotaro bokuto, tobio kageyama, atsumu miya, osamu miya, eita semi

gender neutral! reader

➫ 𝓞𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝓣𝗢𝗢𝗥𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ he would definitely take you out to get milk bread with him before taking you in his car to go to his special spot where he admires the stars

⌗ seeing as oikawa is a total geek who believes in aliens, i'm sure some part of him also finds astronomy interesting so he'll definitely start going on about that

⌗ "ahh y/n-chan! i'm so glad you're okay with this, iwa-chan's always making fun of me for liking this kind of stuff!!"

⌗ while you guys could just lay down on the grass — he prefers wrapping his arms around you and resting your head on his chest

⌗ "i'd say you're as pretty as the stars, but it'd take an infinite amount of them to compare to you, y/n-chan~"

➫ 𝓚𝗨𝗥𝗢𝗢 𝓣𝗘𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗥𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ cat café for sure, then movies at home; i don't make the rules 😗✨

⌗ you'd think he was bringing you there to pet cats and stuff but in all honesty — he wants to do it just as bad

⌗ "oya? y/n-chan, you should totally try these ears on, hmm? it'd be a cute look for ya~ i'm sure the team would enjoy it. wouldn't you agree?"

⌗ the teasing would never end, i can tell you that at least..

⌗ after you guys finish up — with kuroo complaining about wanting to take all the cats home, you two end up snuggling on his couch with hot coco while putting on all the classic and iconic movies 😌

➫ 𝓣𝗘𝗥𝗨𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗠𝗔 𝓨𝗨𝗝𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ i hope you guys know how to skateboard cuz —

⌗ you can't tell me he won't take you to a skating park. i mEaN loOk aT hIM😭

⌗ if you don't know how to skate he'll definitely take the time to teach you, ofc while holding your hand so you don't fall and hurt yourself. surprisingly — he's hella patient when it comes to you.

⌗ "don't push yourself too hard y/n, i wouldn't want you to fall for me all over again!" — he would totally laugh and use cheesy pickup lines but you still love his dumbass😌

⌗ once the sun sets, y'all would definitely take cute pictures before heading off to buffalo wild wings or sumn to get sum dinner

➫ 𝓝𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗡𝗢𝗬𝗔 𝓨𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ why go to one place for a date when you can fit like ten different dates into one?

make sure you slept the night before cuz this boy is taking you EVERYWHERE and you already know he has a never ending source of energy😭 you might need to stop for a coffee at some point — bUT DON'T GIVE ANY TO NOYA.

⌗ "y/n-chan we're totally going swimming, to the amusement park, the mall — OH AND WE NEED TO GET GARIGARIKUN POPSICLES!!"

⌗ he'll drag you everywhere, but you're happy to get tired as long as you're with him and having fun🥺💗

⌗ after going to like ten different places, the last destination would be at sakonoshita's where you guys would have your popsicles together and share a kiss ♡︎

➫ 𝓗𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗔 𝓢𝗛𝗢𝗬𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ the amusement park, that's where he's taking you — but first, he'll ask you to set for him at the park before going LMAO

⌗ on his way to pick you up he'll bring you meat buns while asking you to hop on his bike with him to go set at the park🥺

⌗ surprisingly the amusement park isn't all that far away and you guys manage to get there early enough to get stamps + tickets so you can try all sorts of rides out

⌗ just like he gets nervous for matches , he gets nervous for rides.. please take him to the bathroom before he finds another scary tall ass mf —

⌗ "y/n-channn this embarrassing.. i can go on my own y'know! i doubt dai ou-sama's here today.." — idc if he says no, go with him😐

➫ 𝓢𝗔𝗪𝗔𝗠𝗨𝗥𝗔 𝓓𝗔𝗜𝗖𝗛𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ alright dadchi here is hella classy, so he'd either take you to a really fancy dinner or — dinner at home cuz he can definitely cook :D

⌗ he'd pick you up from your house and say hi to your parents while assuring he'd take care of you🥺

⌗ he'd get you roses for sure or some sort of pretty flowers 😭💘💘

⌗ "wow i thought these were beautiful when i got them for you, but they could never compare to you, y/n" — he'd be blushing too, daichi doesn't use a lotta pickup lines 😭

because my man knows chivalry and how to be a gentleman, he'd pay and even get you a dessert to split together :'o

➫ 𝓚𝗢𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗘 𝓚𝗘𝗡𝗠𝗔 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ after successfully dragging kenma away from his gaming console, you end up taking him to an arcade. it's a small improvement, okay??

⌗ he's reluctant, but sometimes going to retro arcades can be fun and they have GOOD ASS snacks so he luckily wasn't all that difficult with you — you'd have to tell kuroo about this later cuz 🕺🏽✨

⌗ after playing a bunch of fighting games and even air hockey — you end up dragging his ass to dance dance revolution😭

⌗ "y/n you do realize i can hardly roll out of bed, you really expect me to do this?"

⌗ he complains a little at first, but after dancing a few rounds, you coulda sworn you saw his lips curl up a just a little 👀

➫ 𝓘𝗪𝗔𝗜𝗭𝗨𝗠𝗜 𝓗𝗔𝗝𝗜𝗠𝗘 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ i feel like iwa would take you to the park for a cute picnic. simple, but sweet

⌗ he'd bring a whole picnic basket with snacks and i headcannon that he can cook, so he definitely made sumn

⌗ because he isn't good with romance, he reluctantly went to tooru for help — who could NOT stop running his mouth.. he got hit with a volleyball afterwards tho😔

⌗ "so i went to that trashykawa for help, what does it matter?! i wanna be able to make shit nice for you!" — iwa are you blushing??🤨

⌗ i imagine there somehow being fireworks that night — don't ask me why and he'd totally lean in to share a kiss with you — while you're caught off guard ofc🚶‍♂️

➫ 𝓜𝗔𝗧𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗡 && 𝓜𝗔𝗞𝗞𝗜 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ ramen date for sure cuz mattsun is lazy but wants some good ass food and who doesn't like ramen😗

⌗ lowkey feel like y'all would run into makki who just — ends up joining your date 😭 oh to be blessed by the presence of matsuhana✨

⌗ these two would seem normal at first , definitely no bad intentions until you see less noodles in your bowl each time you look from one to the other😐

⌗ "it was makki / mattsun — " in sync :^

⌗ honestly your date with them is just pure crackheaded energy.. but you have a good time with them and they end up walking you home where you kiss both their cheeks before going inside🥺💘

➫ 𝓑𝗢𝗞𝗨𝗧𝗢 𝓚𝗢𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ y'all are going to get sum good ass bbq at a secret but underrated place in tokyo✨

⌗ this crackheaded owl will definitely show up to your house uninvited and drag your ass out cuz he's cool with your family😭

⌗ "y/n-chan i'm amazing aren't i?! even akaashi said this was a good idea!"

⌗ he would talk your whole ear off about his accomplishments in volleyball and would even start talking about akaashi LMAO but you find it cute to watch him be so positive and energetic

⌗ please watch your food cuz you already know he's gonna grab those chopsticks and snatch every piece even out of arm's reach🖐

➫ 𝓚𝗔𝗚𝗘𝗬𝗔𝗠𝗔 𝓣𝗢𝗕𝗜𝗢 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ mr. awkward here doesn't know any better so he bought tickets to a professional volleyball match😪

⌗ he's just a lil blueberry who loves his milk and you can't possibly say no to him, so of course you go. surprisingly it's extremely fun and watching him light up like a little kid is just the cutest sight

⌗ " i.. dumbass, i'm not blushing!" yeah ok

⌗ you'd tease him for sure after the match finishes and in response — ah.. expect him to get you back for that later😭

⌗ since he found it a little selfish that he made you do something of his interests, he ends op offering to buy you ice cream at a cute vintage parlor so y'all can take cute pictures of sharing ice cream ✨

➫ 𝓜𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝓐𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗠𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ did someone say beach?

⌗ okay but fr — he wants to take you to the beach and even try out volleyball on the sand there too — aside from swimming ofc and possibly dragging you to try out some kind of crazy watersport😭

⌗ y'all would have some seafood in a cute little restaurant on the beach and have snowcones afterwards

⌗ "oh? y/n-chan, you've got a little something there," he says this as he wipes your cheek and totally gives you the side eye while licking his finger😐

⌗ you already know this man finna come from behind, wrap his arms around your waist and sprint to the shore as he tosses you in before joining🐒

➫ 𝓜𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝓞𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗨 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ i feel like osamu would like to spend your date together at home with takeout — probably chinese and i don't blame him😍

⌗ y'all would play some board games together — with you complaining halfway about losing monopoly to him for the 36289292th time🧎

⌗ y'all would stay up LATE just playing those games and then watching movies afterwards

⌗ LOTS of snacks and we can't forget that glorious takeout food. he'd make tea somewhere in between too

⌗ "y/n, i understand you want to win, but we can't play all night y'know — you need your rest for tomorrow."

➫ 𝓢𝗘𝗠𝗜 𝓔𝗜𝗧𝗔 ୨୧ ˎˊ˗

⌗ do not tell me he does NOT have money — hE GOES TO SHIRATORIZAWA COME ON Y'ALL

⌗ he's taking you to the mall cuz he wants to shop for some new clothes and spoil you rotten, i mean it —

⌗ you'd try and hold the bags at the very least since he paid for everything, but in the end he ends up taking everything in one hand and uses his free one to hold yours🥺

⌗ "hey, if i'm taking out, i'll treat you like complete royalty," get your sunglasses ready for that smile you guys —

⌗ after a good two hours of shopping, he'll take you to a cute bakery nearby and split your favorite dessert with you ♡︎

notes. reviving the hq tag? ahahaha.. anyway don’t mind any typos these are old asf..

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