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incorrectbatfam · 16 days

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Has Bruce ever packed the kids lunch when Alfred wasn't there? How'd it go?

[Wayne Enterprises]

Tim: Finally, time for my break.

Tim: *opens his mini fridge*

*dozens of apples fall out*

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[the library]

Steph: *chugs a gallon of milk*

Cass: *bites into a bread loaf*

Barbara: I'm not even gonna ask.

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[day patrol]

Duke: *opens his lunchbox*

Duke: *sighs*

Duke: *pulls out his bat-skillet*

Duke: *cracks an egg* *cracks an egg* *cracks an egg* *cracks an egg—*

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[West-Reeve Middle School]

Damian: Kent, I will trade you your cupcake for this head of lettuce.

Jon: ...

Jon: Deal.

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[Bludhaven]

Jason: Bruce packed our lunches. He said we're supposed to share.

Jason: *hands him a bag*

Dick: What'd you get?

Jason: A frozen turkey. You?

Dick: *opens it*

*fire alarm goes off*

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reebmiester · 8 months

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apparently “and yet you're bi yourself” is not an appropriate response

#batfam #dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent #nightwing #batman #superman #bat family #batfamily #dc comics #my art #everyone knows about jon but they're being nice and not telling him #bruce has been given this speech 10 times. poor tim

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snow-bees · 2 months

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Figuring out how to draw the batfam in my style 🦇🦇🦇

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ev-arrested · 5 months

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Favorite headcanon of mine is that Tim and Damian have to constantly deal with their friends crushing on Batman and Nightwing.

Kon Kent: How old is your brother—

Tim: TOO OLD FOR YOU, AND HE’S MARRIED

Damian pretends he didn’t just hear a civilian say “smash” to Batman in a smash or pass/FMK.

Tim lives in Fear of Bernard in particular saying ANYTHING about the Batfam. Bernard says he’d let Batman raw him and Tim’s ready to off himself.

Damian just seethes every time Garfield looks ready to tell the equivalent of a “me and your mom last night” joke about Dick.

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pinkiemachine · 8 months

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Post mission drinks…

(EDIT: I changed one of the characters! Can you guess which one it was? The comment section might give you some clues…)

#fan art #art #funny #dc #bat family #dc comics #batman #bat brothers #batfam #dick grayson #Nightwing #Jason todd #red hood #Roy harper #red arrow #Damian wayne #robin #Jonathan Kent #Superboy

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cloakedsparrow · 3 months

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Clark calls the Batcave.

Jason: Hello?

Clark: Robin? It's Superman.

Jason: Yeah, you were ID'd before I even answered. What's up?

Clark: Uh, I stopped at a store after flying back into town and bumped into someone from work. We walked out together, so I had to pretend my car was stolen, but it's still at my apartment building. I wanted to know if Batman had any ideas for a cover.

Jason: Oh, no worries. I got you.

Clark: What do you mean?

Jason: I'll take care of it.

Clark: Oh...kay. Thank you, Robin.

Jason: No sweat!

Later, Clark discovers his car truly is missing. It's found with the tires, stereo, and catalytic converter removed, the wiring stripped, and the hood ornament knocked off. The police tell him that, sadly, this sort of thing has been happening more and more, even in their fine city.

Clark calls again.

Jason: Hey! Did everything work out with your car story?

Clark: Yes, thank you, Jason.

Jason: Great! Swing by later and I'll give you your cut.

Clark: You mean the missing parts of my car?

Jason: What? No. That shit's serial numbered. The cops would think you were pulling an insurance scam or somethin' if you put it back and anyone noticed. I sold the parts to a chop shop here.

Clark: You sold-?

Jason: Don't worry, my guy ain't a snitch. Your secret's safe!

Clark: ...Thanks.

Jason: No problem. I had to tell him you needed the car disappeared 'cause you were cheating on your old lady so he wouldn't think it was tied to something too bad, though.

Clark: I'll keep that in mind.

Jason: Oh, hey, B's here. You wanna talk to him?

Clark: Yes, please.

Jason: Cool. Talk to you later!

Clark: Bye, Jason.

Bruce: Clark.

Clark: I take it you know what happened?

Bruce: Yes. You learned a valuable lesson, didn't you?

Clark: Next time, I will definitely ask how he intends to take care of it.

Bruce: Good. I don't want my son arrested because he was doing you a favor.

Clark: I had no idea he was going to strip my car and sell the parts to a chop shop!

Bruce: You know how I found him. You knew the risks.

Clark: ...

Bruce: And you're letting him keep your cut.

Clark: Of course.

#ficlet #fanfiction #bat family #jason todd #robin #clark kent #superman #bruce wayne #batman #dc #comics #bruce goes full thug when it comes to his kids #batdat #bruce wayne's adopted children

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fragcc · 1 year

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Awkward flying past your sibling at 7 o'clock

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mang0streams · 2 months

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DC is not beating the superbat allegations part 2

#batman #bruce wayne #superman #clark kent #superbat #dick grayson #bat family

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fairygothmotherisgay · 2 months

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DC Social Media AU Part 7

I'm back

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violent138 · 4 months

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Martha, Alfred, Bruce and Clark, and John sitting in the kitchen and trying to have a peaceful conversation, when inhuman screeching from upstairs is followed by a stampede of footsteps, before Dick races down into the kitchen, running frantically, empty water gun in hand.

"What is going on?" Bruce barks, with absolutely zero effect because Jason is there a second later and tackles him through the net door on the patio.

Martha's utterly charmed watching Bruce drop the exceedingly polite guest act as he scrambled out to the cold patio to scold the gremlins.

Clark shook his head, as the drill sergeant Batman voice filtered into the house.

Both boys are grinning when they enter, still bickering, utterly unabashed. But they do apologize to Martha and John about the door.

"I'm very sorry about that. I will pay for the door." Bruce says, dropping back into his seat.

"You raised a good one, Alfred," Martha said, patting the butler's hand.

Clark grinned and Bruce frowned, confused.

#i hc that all the robins adore the kent farm #kent farm #superbat #drabble #batfamily #dick grayson #bruce wayne #jason todd #martha kent #alfred pennyworth #family getting to know you moments

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kbkirtley · 5 months

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Batman: Wayne Family Adventures #6 Favoritism

Wayne Family Adventures gets it. Nightwing is both BatFam and Superfam. The perfect balance of the two.

#nightwing #dc comics #dick grayson #batfam #superfam #batfamily #superfamily #batman #bruce wayne #Superman #clark kent #wayne family adventures #superheroes #comics #graphic novel

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incorrectbatfam · 27 days

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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things

Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee

Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm

Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts

"Hold this light while I fix this"

"Do NOT touch the thermostat"

Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it

Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville

#bruce wayne #batman #batdad #batfamily #batfam #batman family #clark kent #superman #justice league #batboys #batbros #batgirls #batkids #batsiblings #dc comics #headcanon #batposting #shitpost

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embracedbythesea · 1 year

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I FEEL YA, CLARK (THE BOOOOOOYS!)

#dc comics #robin #dc #damian wayne #batman #comics #jonathan samuel kent #super sons #jondami #superboy #wayne family adventures #batman wfa #wfa spoilers #wfa season 2 #batman wayne family adventures

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ev-arrested · 4 months

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It’s literally so embarrassing to have a crush on a Robin. Imagine being in the DC universe and crushing on the least datable mother fuckers known to man.

I’m not saying they’re not hot or charming or don’t have qualities that make them stupid gorgeous and attractive, but everyone, and I mean everyone, should know by now that dating a Robin is the worst thing that you could possibly do to yourself. By a mile.

Dating Dick Grayson seems like actual hell. I don’t even think I need to elaborate because there are just too many reasons. I say this as a Dick Grayson enjoyer.

Good luck with certified rizzless Jason Todd. Asexual headcanon or no asexual headcanon, if you flirt with him, bro is NOT noticing. Have fun in pining purgatory.

Dating Tim Drake for his personality is already not worth it?? But then there’s the fact that this mfer will STILL cheat lmao (get it together, Cullen)

Stephanie.

Being a young hero and having a crush on Damian Wayne is actually just something you take to the grave. You don’t tell anyone that, Jon.

Don’t come for me—I love all these characters—but anyone in the DCU still crushing on these bastards is getting NO sympathy from me actually

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pinkiemachine · 2 months

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IT GETS BETTER!!!

Part 3 👇

Part 1 👇

#fan art #art #funny #dc #dc comics #batman #bat family #fan comic #Jonathan kent #Superboy #Damian wayne #robin #Phineas and ferb #disney #buford van stomm #baljeet tjinder #buford and baljeet

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dio-icarticaae · 8 months

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AAAAAAHHHHH OH MY GOD I'M LOSING IT I LOVE TRINITY SHENANIGANS

I love that they apparently have regular do normal people things hang outs. That's perfect. Enrichment for everyone!

This is the right response to Batman announcing you're playing trivia.

Awwww love Diana just casually being like "we love you but no. You are insufferable about this."

Ah yep that is exactly how I'd expect Bruce to act about trivia.

I LOVE THIS PANEL. Clark hiding behind the paper with an "oh no" expression. Diana just given up slumped over the table. Bruce's flame eyes and incredible rage. It's perfect.

You're a lying liar that lies Bruce.

LOL love Clark calling his bluff. Get him! And this is going to turn into a "see how much until Bruce snaps" thing.

Diana is loving this opportunity to wage psychological warfare on Bruce.

Love that Diana and Clark are leaning forward at the same angle.

LOL he is so dramatic!

Of course Clark was listening in!

This panel is so gorgeous. I am all for more Trinity shenanigans!

#dc #wayne family adventures #dc trinity #bruce wayne #batman #clark kent #kal el #superman #diana prince #wonder woman #comics

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