#incorrect iron lad

[fandomnerd9602]

Morgan walks in to see Peter and Harley Keener fighting as Y/N watches…

Peter: I’m his favorite! I’m an Avenger!

Harley: no I’m his fav! I aided him with my potato gun!

Morgan: what’s going on?

Y/N: they’re arguing about who’s Dad’s favorite son

Morgan: but you’re Dad’s actual-

Y/N motions for Morgan not to speak as he hands her a juice pop. The two just watch…

Peter and Harley continue arguing…

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[the-real-mj]

Harley: I accidentally poisoned one of these cups and I don't remember which one.

Peter: How the fuck do you forget something like that.

Ned: ACCIDENTALLY???

Mj: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.

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[prkrknr]

pepper: you're a mess, you can't survive on coffee alone.

tony, peter, and harley, having been on the lab for 53 hours straight: watch us.

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[emmedoesntdomath]

harley, patting peter sympathetically on the back: sometimes, there are people in this world that are just really fucking stupid. 

peter, giving him A Look™️:

harley, smirking: not me, though. I’m the best. 

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[ironladders]

(original tweet from here)

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[bitchy-marvel-dude]

Tony: Are you crying?

Harley, sniffling: No, it’s just an allergic reaction.

Tony: An allergic reaction to what?

Harley, sobbing, making grabby hands at Tony: LIFE!

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[topknott]

Peter: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or manwhore our way out of it this time.

Harley, cracking his knuckles: Manslaughter it is.

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[ljlokijinx]

Harley, to the tune of "All I want for Christmas is you": I will shove a knife up your ass !

The attempted kidnapper, rapidly backing up, because Ironman is right behind this kid:

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[britcision]

Gao Qiu: My son is not the type to fall in love

Zetian: No you just keep expecting him to be a top

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[sugar-cube-in-a-teacup]

harley: dandelions symbolize everything i want to be in life

tony: fluffy and dead with a gust of wind?

harley: unapologetic. hard to kill. feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. stubborn. happy. bastardous. friends with bees. highly disapproving of lawns. full of wishes that will be carried far after I die.

peter: edible

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[anticw-spn]

peter: FIVE MONTHS

tony: what's happening here

harley: it's not that big of a deal-

peter: YOU WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT FOR FIVE MONTHS??!?

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[prkrknr]

peter: harley, why are you staring at me?

harley: sorry, it's just you're so fucking pretty

peter: oh

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[incorrect-assvengers]

Harley: When I get murdered, can you make sure I’m an unsolved case?

Peter: What?

Harley: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Peter: Yeah, I know, but can we go back to the part when you said ‘when I get murdered’?

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[athenadcvell]

Peter: If your arm got cut off, would it hurt??

Harley: Yeah.

Peter: How?

Clint: Cause...your arm got cut off.

Peter: But where are you gonna feel the pain???

Harley: On your...arm...?

Peter: How are you gonna feel the pain...

Harley, Peter, and Clint, simultaneously: -if your arm is gone.

Bucky, oiling his metal arm on the other side of the room: You guys are idiots.

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[bitchy-marvel-dude]

Harley, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket, sir?

Stephen: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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[universemarvel]

Peter: I want to replace the rods and cones in my eyes with those of a shrimp.

Harley: so you can see more colors?

Peter: nah, so my eyes don’t burn in the ocean.

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