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#incorrect pietro maximoff quotes
welovelouisandbucky · 4 months
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Me: *gets periods* *sighs*
Also me: *searches x reader period fics on Tumblr/ao3*
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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 months
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[Wanda speaking Sokovian]
Y/N, sighing: Yeah, I know.
Pietro: You speak Sokovian?
Y/N: No. I just know the phrase, "This is all your fault".
Y/N: She says it a lot.
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months
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Pietro: where have you been?
Wanda and Y/N, their hair total messes, look to one another...
Wanda: nowhere
Y/N: out...uh...nowhere
Pietro: well which is it?
Wanda: out nowhere.
Pietro: sestra you haven't responded to Vis' date request
Y/N: I read her answer loud and clear-
Wanda ribs Y/N...
Wanda: I'm just not interested in Vis.
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romanoffshouse · 3 months
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Pietro: Name one thing you like about me
Y/N: Easy, your sister
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snow-fire13 · 2 years
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Nat: I'm not doing too well.
Wanda: What's wrong?
Nat: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Y/N enters the room*
Nat: There it is again.
Wanda, empathetic: Yeah, I got one of those too.
*Pietro enters the room after Y/N*
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Y/N pointing to Thor: Guy who has a boss health bar.
Y/N pointing to Tony: Guy that has a "divorce playlist".
Y/N pointing to Pietro: Guy who makes "your mom" jokes to their siblings.
Y/N pointing to Wade: Guy who is polyamorous only to grow their army.
Y/N pointing to Vison: Guy who calls it "Maroon 7.13" adjusted to inflation.
Y/N pointing to Sam: Guy who says "no homo" but proceeds to say the absolute most homo stuff.
Y/N pointing to Scott: Guy that is just kinda there, nobody knows why.
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louwaffles · 1 year
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*Y/N and Pietro in jail*
Y/N: So, who’re you gonna call?
Pietro: I would call Wanda, but I feel safer here. 
Y/N: I also would call Wanda, but I’m not in the mood of being punished.
Pietro: How about Nat?
Y/N: I still wanna live to see tomorrow. 
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emo-wanda-wife · 1 year
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Pietro: kiss marry kill but it has to be the people in the room
Y/N, seeing Wanda walk in: kiss Wanda, marry Wanda
Pietro: no
Y/N: and kill whoever gets in my way
Pietro: —one will get in your way.
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its-really-dry · 2 years
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y/n to the camera: nat saying shes not a lesbian is SEVERELY ✨homophobic✨ *does magic hands*
nat from across the room: all i said was that i wasn't gonna kiss you, because you, kate and pietro just ate MUD!
y/n: *turns back to the camera* ......... see? ........ ✨homophobic✨ *does magic hands again*
wanda in the background: PIETRO WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU ABOUT EATING DIRT FROM THE GARDEN!? *runs after him*
yelena: KATE BISHOP YOU ARE GOING TO CATCH MEASLES! *follows*
clint: those kids are probably the reason covid now exists *sighs*
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in-correctxmenquotes · 7 months
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Erik: if I punch myself and it hurts am I strong or weak.
Pietro: strong.
Wanda: weak.
Charles: A dumbass is what you are.
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incorrectwandanat · 5 months
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reader to pietro and yelena: i’m kind of crushing, but i’m worried about telling you who it is because you’re not going to like it.
pietro: just rip the bandage off.
reader: it’s wanda and nat.
yelena: put the bandage back on.
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rxmqnova · 6 months
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Pietro: Just what I was afraid of. You guys are still together.
Wanda: Well, of course we are together. That's what you do when you're dating.
Y/N: Yeah. When you're married is when you do things separately.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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[playing truth or dare]
Pietro: I dare you to kiss the next person who walks in the room.
Y/N: I’m not kissing anyone.
[Natasha walks in]
Y/N: Okay, I’ll do it. I mean rules are rules.
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fandomnerd9602 · 3 months
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Wanda approaches Y/N…
Wanda: you’re a robot created by Stark?
Y/N: yes.
Wanda: you single?
Pietro: sestra?!
Wanda: sorry! Y/N is just so attractive!
Y/N: if I could blush I would. Will you be the center of my world?
Wanda blushes…
Pietro: I can’t even.
Pietro runs out…
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scarlettflame19 · 2 years
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Y/n: No, no. He made fun of me for getting Capri-Suns, and then he DRANK 8 OF MY CAPRI-SUNS!!
Wanda: Y/n, your 17 and your arguing over Capri-Suns
Y/n: Wands, either you ground him or I fight him and there’s two options
Pietro: My fists are already up
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snow-fire13 · 2 years
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Wanda: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me?
Nat: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it.
Wanda: Four of us saw it, Nat. How do you explain that?
Nat: *points at Kate* Sleep deprivation. *points at Yelena* Paranoia. *points at Pietro* Delusional personality disorder. *points at Y/N* Felt left out.
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