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prokopetz · 1 year

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I realise this meme is like half a decade old at this point, but I keep running into folks who are only familiar with the screaming cowboy part of Kirin J Callinan’s “Big Enough”, and you... really, really need to see it in context. I promise the context does not diminish it.

#media #music #kirin j callinan #jimmy barnes #big enough #video #memes #screaming cowboy #the way the singer says 'judaism' gets me every time #no i will not explain #watch the video

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starlightshadowsworld · 10 months

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You remember that era, where all the fics were the Avengers being best friends living in Avengers Tower.

Thor's obsessed with pop tarts and Hawkeyes in the vents for some reason.

Natasha steals everyone's clothes, Tony and Bruce are Science Bros TM doing all kinds of chaos in the labs.

Steve's sketchbook is beside him and Jarvis is helping him figure out his new phone.

I really want that era for the current MCU.

Just

Kamala and Darcy making lists of all the classics Carol needs to watch.

Yelena winning family game night. Demands Jimmy teachers her his card tricks.

Sam and Shang trying to out dance each other and pulling out the DDR machines.

Kate casually spoiling her friends.

While Bucky and Katy collect bets.

Monica and Wanda watching sitcoms together on rainy nights.

Zemo and Sharon showing up like they aren't both wanted criminals to watch horror movies.

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staliaqueen · 1 year

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OK BUT HEAR ME OUT–

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shesnake · 11 months

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You used to be so beautiful. When this place started, I opened one of you up once. Million little perfect pieces. And then they changed you. Made you this sad, real mess. Flesh and bone, just like us. They said it would improve the park experience. But you know why they really did it? It was cheaper. Your humanity is cost-effective. So was your suffering.

Westworld season 1 episode 5 "Contrapasso" (2016) dir. Jonny Campbell

#westworldedit #tvedit #scifiedit #westworld #thandiwe newton #evan rachel wood #ben barnes #jimmi simpson #leonardo nam #tv #gif #*#q #usermichi #dirhwangdaseul #blood/

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amadeusevenstar · 8 months

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#cobra kai #karate kid #johnny lawrence #daniel larusso #the karate kid 1984 #lawrusso #dutch karate kid #tommy karate kid #jimmy karate kid #bobby brown #mike barnes #mr miyagi #john kreese #cobra kai meme #text post meme

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babycakezfix · 10 months

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🍒Favorite Fics🍒

MDNI, 18+

all of the following contain smut

Last Updated: 01/30/24

*none of these are my works, just wonderful amazing fics that ive found, all credit goes to the wonderful authors, also none of the gifs are mine💋*

ps: I will continually update when I find more gold 🫶

Joel Miller

ONESHOTS

Dangerous - enimies to lovers, post breakout, slight angst, smut

Starving - strangers to lovers, smut, slight angst, post-breakout

For Science - friends to lovers, period sex, comfort/fluff

Crave - strangers to lovers, smut, sex worker reader

stranger than a stranger - manipulation, very dark joel, NONCON, perv joel, smut

patrol - caught masturbation, patrol w/ joel, smut

lazaretto - sex pollen, feral joel, !!!!NONCON!!!!

hunger - sex pollen, dubcon, after starving you and joel eat mysterious berries, slight brat!reader, age gap

healed - injured!reader, freinds to lovers, almost noncon (but joel saves reader)

one bed - smut :), stubborn joel (as always), pining (kinda)

alone and forsaken - cockwarming, hurt/comfort, horny!reader, their desperate

buzz - dbf joel, innocent (ish) reader, alcohol, smoking weed, age gap (legal)

truth or dare - dubcon!!! (but reader initiated everything), reader had a sex dream about modurn!au joel and was dared to see how far he'd go, age gap, rough, actually disgusting :)

SERIES

his favorite girl, part i - absolutely amazing, slight smutish? guitar playing joel, no outbreak au, angst

sensational; part ii - find part one on the fic, innocent reader, friends to lovers, smut, angst

Aches - perv joel (🫶), friends to lovers, innocent reader, smut

thoughts - part 2 to aches, friends to lovers, smut

monsters - enemies to lovers-ish, joel and reader clash, reader used to be innocent but now both her and joel are kinda "monsters" as the title says, but they both have a soft spot for ellie

teeth - tension finally breaks, smut, joel makes it seem like a business transaction but they are literally in love with each other <3

one thing i'm missing - literally the sweetest, most amazing joel fic out there. soft!joel, and soft!reader, they're blind, pining, hurt/comfort, eventual smut

feelings on fire - reader is back home from college to her extremely religious parents, joel miller is the new neighbor, corruption, age gap, inexperienced/virgin reader, joel kinda scares me in this ngl

Din Djarin

ONESHOTS

First - (a03 link) virgin din, smut, fluff, hurt/comfort, angst

where to start - virgin din (virgin din owns my heart), slight dom reader, fluffish

virgin mando - virgin din, shy din, slight dom reader, fluff

holy terrain - friends to lovers, sex pollen, clueless readrr, reader gets sex pollen, smut

sex pollen - sex pollen trope, fluff, smut

in the darkness - slight noncon? but enjoys it? smut, jedi reader, entering mandos dreams

midnight excursions - late night surprises, friends to lovers, awkward reader, smut, slight dom mando

just like that - virgin reader, dom mando, one bed kinda, fluff, smut

body heat - filth, absolutely wonderful, dom mando, its cold, basically anything by @absurdthirst is actually amazing, please read their whole ass masterlist 🙏🙏

blue crush - sex pollen, dubcon, rough, it's your birthday

gut wrenching - sex pollen (theres gonna be a lot of these), dubcon, thigh riding, kinda mean mando

chemical feelings - sex pollen (again), mando affected, slight voyeurism

heat - broken air conditioning and forced proximity

to be taken care of - drunk!mando, soft din, drunk sex, feeeelinggss

just a little taste - inexperienced!din, brothel, sex work (but not reader)

focus - telepathic reader, established situationship, slight dom!din, fantasies

cherry waves - sex pollen, affected!reader, mando lends a helping hand

cutting it close - din and reader are bounty hunting in a busy club, they cant be seen, fake dating-ish?

somno - very!dark!din, NONCON, somnophilia, alcoholic reader

one stowaway, why not two - sex pollen, bounty!reader, service top din, helmet stays on, dubcon

take good care - sex pollen, dubcon, service top din, this is so good, please read

deep into the wilderness - sex pollen, dubcon, din gets bit by a snake, desert sex (tatooine)

Frankie Morales

SERIES

pt. 1 endorphins - addict!frankie, best friend reader, (sex instead of drugs), this fic is actually so amazing

pt. 2 addicted - shower sex, masturbation

Ezra (Prospect)

ONESHOTS

sex pollen - (what did we expect guys, im obsessed) dubcon

Bucky Barnes

ONESHOTS

dry humping - sub bucky, smut

win you over - bathroom sex, pining, distractions, fake dating

try to relax - forced proximity, enimies to lovers, locked in a room for hours, weed!use, slight? dubcon cause of said weed, pining

SERIES

kneel, pray and obey - father barnes, literally unholy, smut, innocent reader

unholy sacrifice - 3some, smut, unholy, smutttt, innocent reader

Natasha Romanoff

ONESHOTS

stimulation - sub nat, nipple play, smut, fluffish, established relationship

straight a student - dom nat, smut, teacher x student

Wanda Maximoff

SERIES

cute little family - dark, daddy nat, mommy wanda, wandanat, innocent reader, smut, part 1 is linked to fic

Carmen "Carmy" Berzatto

ONESHOTS

the panic of love - fluff, angst, smut, very fluffy smut, feeelinggss (ik, but its worth it). hes such a gentleman

Tate Langdon

ONESHOTS

ouija board - tate has been watching reader for awhile, she and her friends decide to use an ouija board, kinda? dubcon?, soft!tate, smut

eyeliner - pining, idiots in love, tate being a teenage boy!, he's honestly feral in this one

Jimmy Darling

ONESHOTS

i held my nose and took a drink - this fic is so good trust me, reader is hypnotist, love potion (sex pollen trope), drunk jimmy, its sex pollen so dubcon, they've always had a crush on each other

chantilly lace - virgin!reader, soft smut, the tupperware party, friends pressure reader into seeing jimmy, jimmy being so sweet so charming so amazing i love him so much. oh also prostitute!jimmy

Kyle Spencer

(these are probably all going to be franken!kyle cause he's so babygirl)

ONESHOTS

in the end of the night, i can feel your warmth - franken!kyle, primal?ish?, kyle does stuff off of instinct, praise, sweet kyle, sexual guidance/coaching

feed my frankenstein - primal!kyle, franken!kyle, stripper!reader, zoe and madison are irresponsible(in this), biting, rough smut, blood

unsupervised tablet time - kyle somehow comes across p0rn on his tablet, he comes to you for help, slight dubcon? at the start, so fluffy, the fluffiest

Kai Anderson

ONESHOTS

howlin' for you - dubcon, slight NONCON? reader is winters best friend, rough, enemies to lovers (but not really), halloween :) this one is honestly so hot

Peter Maximoff

ONESHOTS

Bitchin - smut without plot, slight public stuff, he's so babygirl

sunlight - smut, clairvoyant reader, porn with plot, virgin reader, its honestly so good, please read it

SERIES

pt 1 pt 2 honeysuckle - sex pollen (I'm so sorry its my favorite) smut, porn with plot, this is amazing, beautiful, so hot.

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politicaldilfs · 1 month

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Georgia Governor DILFs

Jimmy Carter, Sonny Perdue, Herman Talmadge, Marvin Griffin, Ernest Vandiver, Carl Sanders, Melvin E. Thompson, Lester Maddox, Nathan Deal, George Busbee, Joe Frank Harris, Roy Barnes, Zell Miller, Brian Kemp

#Jimmy Carter #Sonny Perdue #Herman Talmadge #Marvin Griffin #Ernest Vandiver #Carl Sanders #Melvin E. Thompson #Lester Maddox #Nathan Deal #George Busbee #Joe Frank Harris #Roy Barnes #Zell Miller #Brian Kemp

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yourleastfavoriteguyinthechairr · 10 months

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they have my heart

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ronearoundblindly · 2 years

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Masterlist of Series and Fics

RoneAroundBlindly is an 18+ only blog! Click "all-age fic" in my bio if you are a minor or if you simply enjoy lighter content. (You can follow @ronearoundlightly for updates, too.)

List of Planned Future Works to be updated as things are finished!

I do not write RPF and I do not use ‘y/n’ in any fics. There’s nothing wrong with those things, but I don’t do them.

Romance 🔥 || Smut 🦆 || Author Fave 🍀 || Angst ⛈️ || Fluff 🌼 || Dark Fic 🌘 || *** denotes work for all ages || MainStory Complete ✅

(VARIOUS FANDOMS AND CHARACTERS; listed in order of most recent)

Dirty Headcanon Asks Valentine's 2024 Comfort Drabble Asks

BY CHARACTER --

STEVE ROGERS SERIES (Masterlist)

STEVE ROGERS ONE-SHOTS (Masterlist)

RANSOM DRYSDALE--

Pretty Desperate Thing (smutty one-shot) 🦆🌘

The Root of All Ransom (Masterlist) ✅

Ransom x rich!reader; enemies-to-lovers

ARI LEVINSON--

Disneyland (Ari proposes to reader) *** 🌼🔥

Bedrock and Blueprints (Masterlist)

Ari x best friend!reader drabble series

Toxic (one-shot) preview!

LLOYD HANSEN (Masterlist)

JAKE JENSEN (Masterlist)

JOHNNY STORM--

Phantom Pleasure (Masterlist)

Johnny x ghost!reader mini-series

JIMMY DOBYNE--

Common Education (Masterlist)

Jimmy x professor!reader series

CURTIS EVERETT--

A Nice Relaxing Bath (drabble prompt) 🌼🔥🦆 Dirty Headcanon (alone time, kissing, and zones)

JAMES MACE--

A Kiss Without Motive (Valentine's prompt) ⛈️🔥***

BUCKY BARNES (Masterlist)

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goldenvulpine · 9 months

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MAWS saying Lois Lane was inspired by Vicky Vale is like saying Micheal Jackson was inspired by Justin Timberlake to make music.

#my adventures with superman #superman #clark kent #lex luthor #lois lane #vicky vale #dick grayson #ben barnes #dc comics #kal el #fantasy #science fiction #damien wayne #jason todd #tim drake #jimmy olsen

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 5 months

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calebnichols · 11 months

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Same old story. WESTWORLD - 1.01 // 1.02 // 4.03

#westworld #westworldedit #teddy flood #logan delos #william #maeve millay #caleb nichols #dolores abernathy #evan rachel wood #thandiwe newton #james marsden #ben barnes #jimmi simpson #aaron paul #so many fucking people tags #anyway i've always thought this would be a cool gifset

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i-am-literal-nightmare-fuel · 8 months

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It’s me, your (least) favourite Australian and today I’m gonna be telling you which CK/KK characters I think would/wouldn’t enjoy Vegemite because I just got back to Australia.

here we go

Daniel LaRusso - Despises it with a burning passion

Johnny Lawrence - it’s made of the same shit as beer I don’t see how he could dislike it

Mike Barnes - has no clue wtf that shit is

Amanda LaRusso - doesn’t like it, but still sneaks it into the house to piss off Daniel because it’s funny

Terry Silver - he’s too “upper class” for that

John Kreese - that shits as salty as he is, he would like it when he was younger, hates it now

Carmen Diaz - eats it out of the JAR.

Dutch - won’t admit it but he despises it

Bobby Brown - he thinks it’s okay, not really his thing though

Tommy - He likes it, not as much as anyone else but he enjoys it!

Jimmy - hasn’t heard of it, we’ll he has he just forgot he had

Miguel Diaz - “yeah it’s okay” secretly steals it out of the jar

Robby Keene - never had it, never wants it

Sam LaRusso - never tried it because Daniel banned it from the house

Anthony LaRusso - tried it once when Amanda snuck it in, almost threw up

that’s all for today because I am racking my brain for the others

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bigtreefest · 1 day

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Once this week is over, I’m gonna have way more time to write!!! I’m v. excited but have started so many things, idk what to deal with first. Are you itching to see what happens next for any series in particular? Descriptions here on my Masterlist.

#poll #what series next #Steve rogers #Ari Levinson #stucky #Bucky Barnes #Lloyd Hansen #Jimmy dobyne #Curtis Everett #Chris Evans #Sebastian Stan

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shesnake · 11 months

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Ah yes. Your mysterious backstory. It's the reason for my visit. Do you know why it's a mystery, Teddy? Because we never bothered to give you one, just a formless guilt you never atoned for.

Westworld season 1 episode 3 "The Stray" (2016) dir. Neil Marshall

#westworldedit #tvedit #scifiedit #westworld #thandiwe newton #evan rachel wood #james marsden #ben barnes #jimmi simpson #tv #gif #*#q #blood/#usermichi #dirhwangdaseul #the way i'm just making these in all different dimensions because i regret the 3x3 i made for episode 1

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tuziehr · 1 year

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Drawing Jimmy as various Birds of Omen

Part 1 — (Barn) Owl

#felt like this would be a fun series!#gimme birds and I’ll draw jimmy as them #tuzii art #my art #mcyt #jimmy solidarity #trafficsmp #barn owl #bird #solidarity gaming

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