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bepp-ers · 2 years

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you can't convince me otherwise that whenever Diavolo sees MC he just "OHMYGODIT'STHEHUMANMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMCMYLOVEHIHIHEYHELLOOHMYGODHUGMEHIMCWOWHIMCMCMCMCMCMCHAHAHAHAHAMCILOVEYOU"

like he has one braincell and it's sole use is to love MC with every fibre of his being.

he's like a golden retriever but... an actual prince with responsibilities?

nah all he knows is MC baby <3

#obey me #<3 #bepp-ers #obey me! shall we date?#omswd #om!swd?#obey me meme #obey me shitpost #obey me crack #obey me diavolo #om!swd? headcanons #om!swd? Diavolo #diavolo #diavolo x reader #no but THIS IS CANON #LITERALLY HE IS A GODAMN GOLDEN RETRIEVER #HE'S FUXKINF I DON'T SPEAK WRONG I DON'T TAKE CRITICISM HE IS LIKE THIS

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crow-the-cannibal · 2 years

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It's so annoying trying to find Obey Me content as a guy because a lot of fics go something like this:

"AN - btw you guys MC is gender neutral!! ╰(⸝⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝⸝)╯

He grabs your TITTIES

He puts his COCK in your VAGINA and IMPREGNATES you"

Like bitch nooooo

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me swd #obey me!#obey me! shall we date #obey me! swd #om #omswd #om!#om!swd #obey me shall we date?#obey me swd?#obey me! shall we date?#obey me! swd?#om!swd?#omswd?

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kpop-otome-yandere-here · 5 months

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Mc: Hey, dumb slut, get over here.

Mammon, sighing: Okay-

Asmo: I'm coming!

Mammon, confused: I thought... I was dumb slut...

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anintrovertedechoe · 11 months

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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk

the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: what.

MC: it was me.

Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????

MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore

Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun

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zephyrchama · 28 days

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Mammon stares down at his youngest brother snoozing away on your lap. Belphegor has made himself at home with your thigh as a makeshift pillow. It’s far from the first time this has happened, and very unlikely to be the last. Any more, he just walks over and does it, falling asleep within moments without even asking. He’ll wake up if you try to stand. As long as you can still study, read, or scroll your D.D.D., it’s usually not too bothersome and easier to let Belphegor do what he wants.

The scowl on Mammon’s face says otherwise. “Ya really gonna let him walk, err, sleep all over you like that? How many time’s he done that this week?” He tisks and stomps his foot, looming over you with crossed arms. “Belphie, wake your ass up! Yer big bro has a bone to pick with you!”

You feel a warm exhalation on your leg. Belphegor seems to be sighing, but doesn’t bother opening his eyes or acknowledging Mammon in any other way, much to the elder’s chagrin.

“Push him off!” Mammon insists.

“I’m flattered you think I’m strong enough to push a full grown demon off of me,” you admit, lightly ruffling Belphegor’s hair. “But, no. I’m not.”

“Don’t encourage ‘im!” Mammon grabs Belphegor by the collar.

At this provocation, the youngest curls an arm under your thigh and nudges his nose into the fabric of your clothes. He refuses to budge. “They don’t mind it, so just leave us alone.” Belphegor’s muffled voice sounds tired and annoyed.

“Belphie, let go! Ugh, use your pact!” Mammon literally growls. “Don’t coddle this jerk, you spoil him too much!”

“Don’t yell at me about it! I’m just sitting here!” you pout. ”And Belphie, watch where you’re grabbing.” It’s not your fault these guys go crazy over you. “Pact orders are painful for you guys, yeah? I don’t want to go through all that trouble. I’m still learning how to control the magic and it’s not worth it right now.”

“Hah? You kiddin’ me?” Mammon taps his foot and gnashes his teeth as Belphegor gives him the cold shoulder. “Fine then. Be that way.”

He goes to walk away, but abruptly turns back and returns. It’s evident when Mammon gets a new idea into his head. You can practically see the light bulb pop up over his head as he dons a cheeky grin.

“Spread your legs for me,” he demands.

“What?” Now you’re staring at him, disbelief etched into your features. You knew Mammon had the occasional lewd thought but even for him this was brazen. Maybe his brothers are right and he’s finally lost it.

“Spread your legs for the Great Mammon! C’mon!”

Belphegor snorts and turns his head ever so slightly, just enough to give his dumb older brother the evil eye. Mammon is tired of waiting and seizes his chance to yank your knees apart. By your own admission, you can’t fight the strength of a full grown demon.

“You’ve got two legs, there’s plenty a room for two demons here.” There isn’t exactly much space, but Mammon lays his head back on your thigh and grins up at you, bumping his noggin against Belphegor in the process.

Ah. You realize this was his goal and Mammon was just being too stubborn to come out and say it.

Your face grew hot. It felt weird to manspread with two doting demons on your legs. “You really could have phrased that better.”

“Whatddya mean?”

You sigh. “Think about it.”

Belphegor exhales again, probably laughing under his breath this time as he re-adjusts his arm to a cozier position.

Mammon is content just to admire you from below until he connects the dots, and a deep red blush spreads across his face. He turns, winding his arms around your back to better hide his face in the folds of your shirt.

He closes his eyes against you, his nose brushing against your side. “I don’ wanna think ‘bout anything. I work too hard, just lemme rest here a while.”

You allow it, ruffling his hair knowing full well you coddle both of them too much.

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syazrock · 6 months

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Satan celebrate his own birthday party

#obey me #fanart #obey me fanart #obey me!#obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me mammon #obey me! shall we date #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obeymebelphegor #obey me beelzebub #swd obey me #swd om

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the-great-chimera · 1 year

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Mammons most recently googled questions:

- do humans like to be pet?

- How much grimm does a human make throughout their life cycle?

- how to cut out human meat from my diet.

- is it okay for a human to ingest a small amount of human meat?

- how to not leave finger prints???

- top Ways to get rich quick

- gold bag

- demon scale gold bag

- viciousace golden dragon skin bag ( 42,000 raven)

- human intelligence quiz

- what to do when your human has now developed a taste for human flesh.

- what does outer space taste like

- what to do if your human has started trying to size you up to eat you?

- what is bone apple teeth???

- sharkcoochi board???

- sharkcochi baord??

- how to spell shark coochi bord??

- charcuterie board.

- shark shaped charcuterie board.

- how to tell if your human has rabbies

- what does a rabbies bite look liek???

#mammon x oc #mammon x reader #mammon x mc #mammon #obey me mammon #om! mammon #shall we date mammon #mammoney #swd mammon #obey me #obey me mc #obey me shall we date #obey me x male reader #obey me x reader

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asterronomical · 14 days

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The artist urge to draw my two favorite characters who are complete opposites interacting with each other.

#arrrt #ppl were recently vv nice under my old barb art so i drew om again i miss them #obey me shall we date #obey me barbatos #obey me mammon #obey me nightbringer #barbatos obey me #mammon obey me #om swd #obey me! shall we date?#obey me! nightbringer #obey me fanart #obey me #the character im deeply in love with (Barbatos) and the character I've kinned for years (Mammon) . btw

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still-a-morosexual-help · 3 months

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can't believe the peak character design for THE Lucifer Morningstar is an out-of-touch overprotective dad, who would do anything for his kid(s), and is trying to connect with them but instead he accidentally makes them think he doesn't give a shit and ends up giving them serious daddy issues

#their aesthetics & personality are COMPLETE opposites but at the core they're the same and it's doing something to my brain chemistry #something about two dimes not being a lot but it sure is weird it happened twice #what the fuck is a nickel #hazbin hotel #lucifer #obey me #hazbin hotel lucifer #obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #obey me!#om lucifer #om! lucifer #obey me! lucifer #swd lucifer

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tsukii0002 · 15 days

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Levi: Mc!!!! Mammon won't give me my money back

Mc: Mammon either give Levi his money back or stop asking him for money.

Later that day

Belphie: Mc, Lucifer won't stop sending me work that I don't have to do.

Mc: Lucifer!!! Stop bringing you extra work and you Belphie do your fair share!!!

A couple of hours later

Solomon: Mc! Asmo won't let me wear my wizard cape!

Mc: *sighing* Asmo let everyone dress the way they want to dress, ok?

A while later

Luke:*crying* Mc!! Beel has eaten the cake I had just made!!!!

Mc: Beel!!! What did we say about eating Luke's sweets without permission????

After all day resolving other people's conflicts

Mc: Can't you do anything on your own?!!!!

Barbatos: *standing next to Mc with a smile* ….

Mc: Barbatos?

Barbatos: Mc, the young master keeps touching my exclusive tea pots.

Mc: …

Mc: All of you do this on purpose, don't you?

Barbatos: ...

Mc: *sighs* Diavolo!!!!

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bepp-ers · 2 years

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hiding, hiding, hiding.

always fucking hiding. here you were, curled up as tiny as possible behind a statue, hearing 7 voices shout for you.

maybe if you thought of it like hide and seek, it would be fun.

this was far from fun.

you'd managed to slip away from those prying eyes, if only for a bit.

it was a moment of relief, but it wouldn't last long.

you cherished this alone time, but you knew it would be over soon.

maybe Lucifer would find you first. he was the oldest after all, and therefore the smartest and most diligent. it was only natural.

if he found you, you'd bear the marks for weeks.

for 'making him worry' or some bullshit. then he'd spout some other crap whilst leaving bright red marks in places you'd rather not remember.

or maybe Mammon would step up. sure, sometimes he was incompetent but even he had his moments.

if he found you, he'd float for days, all the while holding you tighter and tighter still. he was kinder than Lucifer, though, so maybe it would be better.

or, maybe not, you thought, recalling the 'payment' he demanded for finding you last time. your pride took such a beating that day...

moving swiftly on, your mind drifted, wondering if Leviathan would somehow seek you out.

he probably wouldn't make a big deal of it, quietly sneaking you back to his room, leaving his brothers to continue a pointless search.

there you'd just do what you normally did, which honestly wasn't that bad. play games and watch anime, though the jealous nature of the demon got annoying sometimes.

and bathtubs were a pain to sleep in. then again, they were even more of a pain to do... other sinful acts in. your legs were still bruised from that time.

perhaps it would be Satan. the guy loved detective work, it wouldn't surprise you in the least.

however, it would just end badly for you. if your pride hurt from being with Mammon, it wouldn't exist by the time Satan was done.

meowing until your voice gave out? you didn't need to think twice to reject the idea.

okay, how about Asmodeus? he was kinda harmless, if you squinted.

he'd certainly alert everyone the moment he found you by squealing, followed by dragging you off to take a bath.

crevasses are apparently dirty places, he'd say, whilst stripping you down and shoving you into a tub full of delightfully warm water.

hey, at least you'd be cozy whilst unwanted hands raked over your skin, rediscovering every inch of you all over again.

it was less than appealing, that's for sure.

maybe the twins would be a better fate?

beelzebub would certainly be alright. you might even feel bad if he asks you if they did something wrong, and offers you food to make up for it.

but then he'd scoop you up and take you to his brother, to have a lovely cuddle pile in the attic.

limbs and tails would entangle themselves around you, horns poking your skin and talons squeezing your body. yeah, a lovely cuddle pile sounded greeaat.

you closed your eyes and accepted your fate hearing one of them slink over to you, the grin almost tangible as he shoved the statue aside with ease.

it toppled over and smashed on the ground, and you felt a hand lift your face.

"found you, MC."

how long would it be till you were hiding again?

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nutbreadys · 9 months

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It felt like I was losing something. A part of my own body.

That “something” must have been Satan.

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b&w ver.!

#nutbread's art #obey me #obey me fanart #obey me satan #obey me lucifer #obey me nightbringer #obey me shall we date #obey me nb #obey me swd #if u saw me post this without tags no u didnt #literally my first om fanart that i posted here hello u guys

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temis-de-leon · 1 month

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Based on that one joke from TikTok. My pc is still broken and I can't write anything decent:

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MC: Fuck… I forgot to peel my skin today.

Mammon: What?

MC: My skin, I didn't peel it today.

Asmo: Like a mask?

MC: No, just my skin.

Asmo: Solomon's never done that.

MC: It's just the girls, Solomon doesn't know shit.

Satan: You have to peel it?

MC: Once a month, just after my period.

Asmo: You're molting?

MC: Yeah, sure.

Mammon: And you didn't do it today??!

MC: Don't worry, I can do it tomorrow.

Satan: Nonsense MC, we can help you now.

MC: …no, don't worry… it's kinda taboo for girls anyway…

Asmo: Don't be silly, MC! We'd never judge you!

Satan: And it'll probably take less time if the three of us are helping you.

Mammon: That's right! C’mon MC, let's peel your skin off!

MC: …oh no.

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hopeluna-archived · 9 months

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Thinking about......Solomon who randomly gives your cheek a small lick just to see that disgusted expression of yours as you look at him while frantically wiping your cheek with your hand, and then wiping your hand on his sleeve with mumbles of "ew ew ew ew ew".

All while he has a shit-eating grin on his face, watching you question your entire relationship with him.

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syazrock · 8 months

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Singing practice.

#fanart #obey me #obey me!#obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me mammon #obey me! shall we date #obey me leviathan #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me fanart #obey me comic #swd om #shall we date? obey me #obey me nightbringer

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yunoftheclouds · 2 months

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What’s with this sassy, lost child?

#my art #artists on tumblr #yun did a thing #obey me #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me meme #obey me memes #luke obey me #obey me luke #omswd meme #om! meme #this is basically his introduction #it’s canon I’m solmare #om! swd #AAAAHAHUEGSAI HIS HANDS ARE BACKWARDS IM SORRY #I REALIZE THIS LIKE 14 HOURS AFTER POSTING

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