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angxlofvenus · 10 months

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Hii! I saw your requests were open and I thought I'd give you a hc/fic idea:

The brothers (or whoever you'd like to write for) reacting to Mc using their shampoo/ soap in the shower for whatever reason ^^

I hope this makes sense to you lol, anyways I hope you're having a wonderful day/night, don't push yourself too hard, and drink water!! You can also take any creative liberties you seem fit, or if you decide you don't want to write it I won't be offended ^^

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Thank you so much for the request!! This is absolutely adorable, I hope everything is to your liking, Have a great rest of your day/night !! Genre: fluff Ship: Reader x brothers + Diavolo (individual headcanons) TW: clingy demons, minimal cussing, no use of readers' pronouns, second-person pov

When You Use Their Shampoo

Stepping into the shower, You were greeted with the nice hot/cool water raining from above, Going to start your routine, You reached for your shampoo bottle only to find it empty! Looking around you spotted his shampoo and conditioner, surely he wouldn’t mind… right?

Lucifer

100% smells it on you no matter how little you used

Won’t tease you in public but as soon as ya’ll are alone? Ho ho, he’ll never shut up about it

Smug, the definition of smug

You had to go and inflate the ego of The Lord of Pride even more

Very possessive afterwards

Congrats, You know have a scary guard dog demon!

Mammon

He probably wouldn’t even really notice at first

He’d probably compliment how good you smell, Then would slowly realize…

Great, Now he's yelling gibberish while his face slowly gets redder and redder

“You’re gonna give me a heart attack, don’t do that to me!” But will become very clingy

If you say his shampoo smells good, he may lose his mind.

“Well of course ya wanted to smell Like the great Mammon!”

Levi

Poor awkward nerd

He never saw this coming

I think he would realize you used his shampoo but won’t say anything

Flustered to the max

You have broken him

Levi.404 has stopped working, please reset.

After like the third day, You’re gonna have to bring it up

Secretly really likes it, Won’t tell you that though

Satan

I think he is very picky about scents so he knows as soon as you walk into the room

A little bit of a tease, asking if you were trying out a new shampoo

Smug 2.0

He would tease you a little bit around the others but not bad

He would flood you with compliments, You using his shampoo would make him very lovey-dovey

Expect him to ask for ya’ll to just use the same stuff from now on

Asmo

Oh honey, he knows.

He knew before you even got out of the shower.

But that doesn't mean he's any less excited!

Better plug your ears because he will let out the loudest squeal known to mankind

Seriously, Lucifer may come and check on ya’ll helicopter mom

Asks what you do and don’t like about it

He just wants you to feel as fantastic as he does when using it

Everyone will know you used his shampoo, He brings it up in every conversation

Would also 100% ask you to use his bath products 24/7

Beel

Now Beel has never been really into insane products like Asmo or Luci

So he may not really recognize it at first

If you decide to tell him, This man will become a happy demon puddle

He’ll give you a big smile and tell you you’re free to use any of his stuff at anytime

We don’t deserve Beel

Will bury his face into your hair and just stay there

Takes you out to Hell’s kitchen that night just because he loves you so much

Belphie

Oh this little shit

Tease! He won’t quit bragging!!

Smug 3.0

Such a brat about it too, He won’t let anybody near you, Well of course he’d let Beel, but who wouldn't?

He has practically locked you up in the attic with him

Why go outside when ya’ll can cuddle?

Diavolo

Has really expensive products

He may even have a custom scent

If so, He’ll know instantly that you’ve used his shampoo

He’ll bring it up with a large grin on his face

When you confirm his suspicions, he’ll just laugh

He’s so happy ya’ll are close enough to share things like that, You have no idea!

He may make a sly comment to Barbatos or Lucifer just because he’s a little possessive

Will follow you around like a lost puppy, Now Barbatos is mad at you because even less of his work is done

He can’t help it! He just loves you!

Will be the third on my list to offer ya’ll to just share bath products

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lovetei · 7 months

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Okay so, someone headcanon that Lucifer interact with Cerberus very seriously like no baby talk or any normal petowners behaviour…? This is actually kinda canon now? In the recent Lucifer’s card. He be trying to get his lepus doing smth by acting like they’re business partners and the lepus keeps electrocuting him in the progress lol.

And just imagine MC being the lovely troublemaker they are keep sneaking in the underground tomb to see Cerberus to give him belly rubs, snacks and all of the things Lucifer didn’t do because MC feels bad cuz Cerberus can’t experience all the “good boys stuff” he deserves

Then one day, Cerberus just break out and just running around the house to find MC cuz they forgot to give Cerberus his daily without Lucifer knowing snacks, and daily cuddle too! What a crime. How would the bros react to that?

I was surprised Fluff and crack dominated the poll I created last post 😭

But this cute as hell.

I'm back on my long post era :b

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MC who thinks Cerberus is just a giant puppy that deserves love cause he's a good boy

Warnings: Grammar errors, spelling errors, long post, Mentions of starving, Mentions of eye bags, Mentions of some real threats

Versions: Demon brothers, Side Characters

Links: Masterlist

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LUCIFER:

He's a very serious pet owner

He doesn't punish his pet though, no fasting or whips just some soft scolding and lecturing

On the other hand, there's you who as a pet fever, always hyperventilating when you see Cerberus

He figured that you might turn his stoic and monstrous three headed dog into some giant puppy

So he made sure that he adds one more barrier, specifically preventing you from entering the tomb

But guess what? You're the shit.

Ain't no barrier gonna stop you.

So you sneak out late at night while struggling to hold all the large sized snacks you starved yourself to get your hands on just make Cerberus feel like the good boy he is.

Of course, Lucifer noticed this but he's not really sure and he does not want to confront you about this.

Like, what if you're not actually going to the tomb to pet and give Cerberus belly rubs? He'll look like a fool.

But it just kept getting worse.

The eyebags around your eyes

And how Cerberus gets more and more whiney

What the fuck is on about you two

So as a punishment, he decided to give you a break (Wow)

You're not allowed to leave your room until the dark circles under your eyes disappear.

And to his surprise, and prediction, Cerberus managed to break out of the magic he applied on the tomb that prevents him fron going out without his permission

He's both disspointed and proud.

Disspointed because his dog is disobeying and proud because his dog is actually really strong.

And as to his guesses, he ran up straight to the HOL and broke the door open.

And just like in those movies

You guys met halfway and life dramatically cried out as if Lucifer prevented two lovers from meeting each other.

He's just standing on the background like :l

Cause he expected this much.

MAMMON:

He liked the dog don't get him wrong

It's just that, he's not as crazy as you are about them

Plus that three headed tree pisser tried to kill him multiple times

And he's NOT happy about it

It's not like he can get any time to bond with the dog too since Lucifer is keeping a tight leash on him both literally and figuratively.

That might stop him

But not you

As your first man, he already know you're up to something the moment he saw you, through his crows, carrying large sizes of food, now human food, dog food.

He also knows that you're someone who don't actually want someone to know about this little secret of yours

So he just kept quite and stood at the bay

Watching you sneak around the house, trying to get to the tomb by yourself

Who knows? Something might go wrong and he needs to be by your side to save you as your babysitter and as your first man.

He started getting worried as soon as he saw those eye bags though

So he admitted that he knows what you're up to and suggested that you stop

You got mad

Of course

He knew it

He snitched on you by the way

He didn't straight up told Lucifer that you're going out to meet Cerberus

He just pointed out that you have like the worse eye bags ever and subtly said that you might be on some late night rendezvous.

He's glad that Lucifer gave you that time out.

He's sorry for snitching on you too but your health comes first before some belly rubs and dog treats.

When he heard the door of HOL crashing down though

He knew damn well who it was

He actually opened (broke) the door for you.

LEVIATHAN:

He's not that much of a dog person

More on reptiles and amphibians

But he understands why you're all crazy about dogs

I mean it's a common thing among humans right?

He's pretty sure Lucifer won't let you near Cerberus though since all about the string, guard dogs type while you're all down for cutesy belly rubs and treats.

Then one night, when he's about to get water after playing video games all night he saw you

Sneaking out

And he thought "What if MC actually have a hidden identity like in those anime?! That would be so cool!"

And so he followed you

And saw Mammon following you too

Mammon explained what's happening to him.

He's actually surprised you would go this far.

He started following you every night too of course

Even though he knows that you can knock out Cerberus with a single hit if you're actually serious

He even started watching anime about dogs and reading managas about them too then recommending them to you

He just loves the expression you make when you're so excited and your heart is melting because of the cute illustrations.

Wait

Is Mammon snitching?! On you?!

He's surprised cause, what the fuck, he's actually the last person he thought will snitch on you

It's understandable though, 'cause he's actually near on doing the same.

He's just glad that you got mad on Mammon instead of him

So you got your rest and you're not mad at him, it's a win win for him.

He also got to record the whole dramatic reunion between you and Cerberus.

SATAN:

He's a cat person

He can barely care

About Lucifer and his pet

But if it's you then... Maybe he can bare with it.

He just loves how you look at dogs like how he looks at cats.

You guys really are soul mates.

But why would you starve yourself for dog foods..?

He got a little mad because of it but he knows you just love Cerberus so much

And that you want to treat him like the good puppy he is because the so good Lucifer FAILED to do so.

He knows you're sneaking in and out of HOL to go in the tomb and meet Cerberus

He applied a few spells that made you seem more approachable to animals and be more sneaky without you knowing too.

But his guts are just telling him to close this book and follow you.

And so he did.

And he saw not one,

But two of his brothers trying to act sneaky and following you down to the tomb you knowing

He didn't expect this to be honest

He thought Mammon would be too dumb to find out and Levi will be watching too many animes and play too many games to even notice.

But he guess he underestimated their feelings for you

That doesn't mean his is in any way less than them though

That's why he's here

Although he knows that Lucifer would find out sooner or later

He didn't expect Mammon to be dropping hints when you're his absolute partner in crimes

What a traitor

He would've killed him and fed him to his crows if he did that to him.

But he knows that Mammon is just as worried as he is

Plus he knows to himself that he will be telling you to Lucifer if this gets any worse.

So he is really no better than Mammon

Putting you on some sort of time out and forcing you to rest is a good way of punishment, he expected it, Lucifer spoiling you.

But Cerberus barging in the HOL is not something he thought would happen.

He knows how disciplined Cerberus is, he's Lucifer's pet after all.

He also thought the dramatic meeting was cute and he chuckled a bit.

ASMODEUS:

Oh... Dogs?

He doesn't like stray fur on his clothes though...

But he guess he can understand you.

Cerberus is indeed one big, fluffy dog after all.

Despite being locked down inside the tomb

Cerberus is actually squeaky clean and always smells good.

He's one of the dogs Asmo will be okay being close to.

He can understand you buying him treats and sneak one or a couple of times

But sneaking out in the middle of the night just to give him treats and belly rubs?

Even starving yourself to buy him food is outrageous

You could've asked him for help, he has all these money from modeling just rotting away

Waiting to get spend on some shoes and pearls.

Like Mammon, he dropped subtle hints, commenting on your eye bags but Lucifer seems to not take him seriously as he thinks that Asmo points out even the slightest difference.

He's dissapointed, he means, it's your health on the line here!

So he resorted into confronting you

He thought that maybe following you to your late night sneak outs and pretending to catch you will work

He didn't expect Mammon, Levi and Satan following you too though

He's looking at them all shock cause what the fuck?

And then when he's about to scream Satan just pulled him and covered his mouth with his hand.

When you're about to leave though, he tried to break free from Satan's grasp and proceed with his plans but instead earned shushes from everyone.

Out of all people

He didn't expect Mammon to snitch on you

He actually thought that Cerberus snitching on you is higher than Mammon telling you on.

But he's glad to hear that you're under house arrest and is prohibited from tiring yourself

You really need this rest, honey.

He's one of the people that took care of you that day, actually.

He painted your nairs and gave you a spa day inside the bathroom.

And then he heard a loud crash

He just rolled his eyes and stopped fanning your wet finger nails and just let you run out of the room

He must confess he thinks the reunion is dramatic but it was cute

All the heads of Cerberus whining and crying

But your nails dear!

BEELZEBUB:

Beel loves Cerberus too!

It's just sad that Lucifer won't leg him take care of him as much as he wants to

Cerberus' main job is to protect the tomb where their grimoires are located at so he understands why.

Lucifer doesn't want Cerberus to end up all cutesy greeting each 'visitor' that enters the tomb like he's friends with them

He want Cerberus to not even think twice and attack anyone who would enter the tomb except Lucifer himself.

But aside Lucifer, Beel is the second most close to Cerberus as he's the one that take him to walks most of the time

And when he found out that you like dogs too

Specifically Cerberus

He looked at you with obvious adoration in his eyes

Cause, finally, someone can get him

He wants to treat Cerberus like a good boy too almost just as much as you but Lucifer won't let him

But you have a plan?!

Wait, why are you starving yourself..?

That's bad...

If you just want to buy Cerberus dog food and treats you can use his money

But why do you insist that you want to buy his food yourself?

By what money? The money you got from starving yourself?

He knows he can't stop you though

So he just cooked extra portions when he's on duty and insisted that you share foods with him

So, problem number one solved

But now there's another problem

And it's you sneaking out late at night just to feed Cerberus!

Look at yourself MC!

You barely get any sleep!

He actually decided to start feeding Cerberus himself after he saw the dark circles under your eyes

But after he saw Mammon, Levi, Satan and Asmo hiding behind a big rock he already knows he's late and that you're in the tomb again

When Asmo tried to go out and confront you though

His heart dropped

Cause "What if MC thought were stalkers?!" "MC will think we're controlling!"

Though, Mammon snitching on you is something he expected

People might think that he'll die loyal and never snitch on you but he knows better than that

He knows that Mammon will put your health above everything and would snitch if needed

For him, house arrest is a light and well thought punishment

He doesn't know why you need to receive it though

He means, you did nothing wrong, you just feed and play with the dog

He thinks the dramatic meet up is cute too!

He's standing on the background looking like ^^

BELPHEGOR:

He likes Cerberus

He has fluffy fur and would carry him when their together

He's unbelievably large too so he's like a giant, moving bed for Belphie

And he understand why you would go crazy over Cerberus

He is indeed one of a kind considering how he has three heads

But he can't understand why you would go through such lengths just to play with the dog

Don't get him wrong, he knows that you like Cerberus and sees him as a giant puppy

But Cerberus guards their grimoire and that grimoire is very important to them

So he's also one of the people that actually prevents you from going in the tomb to play with the hell hound

Lucifer trained them to be a strict guard dog for a reason

And he knows it and it's for his own good too

Though, he knows his explanations won't stop you considering how you're starving yourself to buy him dog food and toys

And even wake up late at night just to sneak out and give it to Cerberus

He wants to protect you of course

Cerberus is still a hell hound that's above thrice your size

So he did the unthinkable and stayed up late

Wanting to spy on you

He saw you sneaking your way down the hallway and so he decided to follow you

And then he saw them

Not Cerberus

But Mammon, Levi, Satan, Asmo and even Beel spying on you too

He guess he underestimated them

He just joined them behind the rock though and rested on Beel's shoulder

He's more assured now since his brothers are watching over you too

But when he heard the sudden rustle made by Asmo trying to struggle to confront you

His eyes shot open and helped Satan on strangling him down

Hell, he almost turned to his demon form

You falling ill is something he's scared of, but you getting mad at him is another

And both are as bad as the other

Actually, the way he glares at Asmo as Satan covers his mouth is terrifying

He might as well just point a knife at his neck at this point

And then the next morning what woke him up is not Lucifer

But the door of their house falling down and creating a loud thud

And is followed by loud howls and whines he knows too well

He's wide awake now and is staring at the two of you, dramatically hugging each other as if Lucifer kept you away from each other for years

Wait

What

Mammon snitched on you?!

Oh... So you've been on an house arrest since earlier this morning and not even a day passed and Cerberus is already running after you?

Wow

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balsalmic-vinegar · 1 month

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I'm so sick and tired of the Demon Brothers judging Mammon. Like, calling him scumbag and worthless. Do they not realize that words hurt? That their words might actually have an affect on mammon that they may not realize? Like, omg I know it's a game, but god fucking damn. Let my poor baby have a break :(

He's trying his fucking hardest, but he stills gets so much shit from his brothers. HIS BROTHERS. Of all people (or demons ig). Like be so fucking for real.

In my opinion, Mammon is the demon closest to regaining his title as an angel. He's never used his demon form on MC and hasn't even threatened it. He's never harmed them. But all of the other brothers have (besides maybe Asmo and Beel, but still). Anyways, PLEASE LET MY SWEET BABY BOY BREATHEEEE

edit: i know he’s not innocent, i’m not saying he is. he does steal their things to sell them, and so in those situations it is deserved. however, all the times he’s called an idiot and stupid when all he’s trying to do is talk, i think is a bit much. and i don’t he should be strung up as often as he is, bc that can be considered abusive. i’m just saying that all the name calling and degradation can’t be good for his mental health

edit (again): this was supposed to be a silly little rant and wasnt supposed to be taken too seriously. and i’m sorry if any of you who come across it find it offensive or inaccurate. these are just my personal opinions and you don’t have to agree. i respect that you may feel differently on the matter, and i respect different thoughts and opinions on it. so all i ask is that you respect mine as well. but i am open to further discussion on the topic if any of you would like to have one. my dms are open! :3 <3

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laurieelaurel · 2 years

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I saw your requests are open and I wanted to ask if you could write something about the brothers accidentally standing MC up on a date. Like they forgot or had something else to do and just missed it and left them there. Then idk maybe they’re reminded about the date later by someone and figure out how the ending goes?? Sorry if that’s not a good explanation, I’ve never really sent a request before but if you write this I am looking forward to seeing it! :D

Getting stood up on a date

Brothers x gn!reader

No worries, and what an honour to have your first request! Sorry again for the slight delay - my laptop died :,)

Warnings: slight and implied violence in Satan's, not very angsty because I'm a softie and I need happy endings

Lucifer

For the first time in forever, he isn’t drowning in paperwork. This man can finally take his well earned break, away from all the prince’s childish games and his brothers never ending quarrels.

For the first time in over a week he can afford to lean back and tune the rest of the world out. Maybe he would take a quick trip away from the HoL so he wouldn’t be thrown surprise paperwork?

Settles for a well earned day of doing absolutely nothing. Makes himself a cup of tea and goes to bed early for the first time in a very long time.

What he’s forgotten however is the date you had scheduled. How ironic is that. The reason why he worked so hard to clear his desk was to make time for you and yet all that work had burnt him out so much he forgot to go

Meanwhile you’re sat awkwardly at a table for two in cafe lament. It really wasn’t like Lucifer to be late so you were getting really antsy, still not getting a response to your texts

It’s about an hour after your agreed time that you realise you’ve just been stood up. Did something important come up? He promised he’d have all his work done before the date…

Lucifer wakes up bright and early the next day, feeling refreshed and… oh shit

It is only 5 am when he comes knocking frantically on your door, his eyes searching your tired face for any signs of hurt

Apologises profusely, head in his hands as he can’t bring himself to face your hesitant gaze. How terrible that he’d left you hanging there with the expectation that you’d be enjoying a date together for diavolo knows how long.

He’s determined to make it up to you, how does renting the entirety of the amusement park to yourselves sound? How about going to Godevil Chocolatier? He’ll do whatever it takes to make you feel better, to let you know that you never deserved to be left hanging.

Mammon

He was literally a block away from the cafe when he heard a familiar voice… and not the good kind.

When he looked over his shoulder he paled, eyes meeting 4 other pairs of very angry witches.

Sprints straight through the crowded city street, bowling over every pedestrian in sight. Takes every back alley and short cut possible, cutting through the occasional store. This group of witches is strangely persistent in their chase, their demands for their grimm never too far away.

While all this is going on, you’re still waiting on the patio, puzzled at all the commotion in the square. You ask a group of students you recognize what’s going on and they tell you that apparently there’s a maniac getting hunted down by at least 5 angry witches after cheating on them all at the same time. They were close enough with their speculation huh. What a weirdo you think to yourself, send Mammon a text joking about the situation.

>> careful, I hear there’s an asshole who got caught cheating on 5 different girls at once

>> he’s being chased down to the ends of the earth by witches so maybe you’d be able to give him some pointers lol

He doesn’t even read the texts, leaving you alone with two servings of pastries.

At some point it becomes too embarrassing to stay, the customers seated near you clearly able to tell you’ve been stood up, and you order some boxes to take home the food.

The second you open the front door, Mammon is there to meet you, tears in his eyes as he sputters out a few sentences you can’t quite understand

To spare the both of you from the prying gazes of his brothers, you go to your room to talk. “It was me!” he blurts out the second the door closes behind you “I was the asshole. The one running around downtown I mean. And an asshole for leaving you like that too”

Deflated and so incredibly ashamed of himself. He could defend himself saying it wasn’t it his fault but he knew deep down that it was still his fault. He chose to cheat 5 different witches out of grimm, he had no room to complain when they inevitably came after him. His only regret is that it had to be today and it had left you feeling alone and humiliated

Give him another chance, he isn’t above begging for it, and he promises he’ll truly let you feel as treasured as you are to him

Levi

He’s been looking forward to this movie date for WEEKS MC. It’s marked on at least 6 different calendars on his various electronic devices! There was no way in hell he was going to miss it.

He stayed up all night to be able to guarantee two tickets with seats next to each other, and you actually accepted his invitation! You both made it bright and early to the theatre before too much of a line was formed and Levi decided it was his time to shine, offering to go buy you both some snacks from the concession stand.

You’re more than happy to stay behind, waiting in the comfortable darkness of the theatre as levi does what he needs to

That would be if things went to plan (and things most certainly did not!)

Some schmuck took it upon themselves to cause a scene today of all days, and somehow Levi has now somehow found himself stuck in the growing crowd. The time until the start of the movie only got closer and closer as his annoyance started to grow faster and faster.

For the first time in 2 whole months, Levi accidentally summoned Lotan through sheer irritation, causing a huge mess in the foyer while you and everyone else in the theatre remained unaware.

You’re starting to wonder just what the odds of Levi bailing on you would be, checking your DDD about every second now

You’ve been sat awkwardly with no date and no snacks for about 15 minutes when the doors of the theatre are thrown open dramatically and a dark figure runs over to your seat

There are more than just a couple things you have to tell him off for when you notice just how… dishevelled? and panicked he is - hold up why is your hair wet??

“I-I’ll explain everything later!” he whisper-shouts, eyes hesitantly meeting yours

“I’ll make it up to you and - oh no, how long did I leave you for?” he moans, eyes darting around nervously, “This was all my fault and I… I’m not deserving of your forgiveness but, argghhh!”

“-It’s alright Levi, it really is - the movie was something you were looking forward to as well though, so how about we just watch? You only missed a few minutes after all…”

>> the rest of the movie was great, though getting out of the half flooded theatre at the end was not…

Satan

It really isn’t like Satan to forget things. As disorganised and chaotic as his sin might be, he likes to hold himself higher than that, keeping all his underlying rage hidden as he shows his gentlemanly facade to the world.

That being said, that rage bubbling away under his skin is still there, and it would do all the lesser demons good to keep that in mind when approaching him.

Apparently the one standing before him didn’t get the memo, snarking away in front of him, as if being part of the exchange program would save him from that ugly side of him.

With little more than a second to rethink his actions, Satan lunges over the library table and violently grabs the demon’s throat.

Snarling incoherent curses and profanities, he shoves him against a nearby bookcase, his mind screaming for his rage to be let out

It’s about a half hour later than the time you’d agreed on with Satan and it’s starting to dawn on you that being stood up was actually an option.

Is it really though? You ask yourself; it’s a cat cafe, surely he wouldn’t miss out on this for the world!

That’s what you reason with yourself as you convince your brain to wait just a few more minutes because surely he was just running a little late, right? There’s no way he would have forgotten, right??

The amount of relief that washes over you as you see his figure pushing through the crowded streets is impossible to describe in words an- “wait why are you covered in blood?”

Satan???

“It’s all right, it’s not mine,” he explains, slightly out of breath

“Oh, thank goodness! I- Wait-”

“More importantly, I’ve been leaving you hanging for a while now, right?” He continues, ushering you into the cafe, “I can’t exactly do anything about the fact that I’m late, so I’ll just have to make it up to you now, and on our future dates if you’d allow me.”

Asmo

Asmo promised to treat you to a night you’d never forget sometime and went all out with a reservation to the fanciest restaurant in all of the devildom.

It was an overwhelming social experience, watching all the well dressed and classy demons of the land walking by, making you feel like you were sticking out. Being seated at the best table in the house was also scary alone, it was almost as if the waiters and chefs expect you to be of a certain tax bracket to even be able to breathe the same air as they do

What’s worse is that your date has left you out to dry here, the very obviously empty seat in front of you letting just about everyone else know you’d been stood up.

You feel dejected and humiliated, unable to even just enjoy the expensive food with all the very noticeable stares and whispers

Deciding to save what little face you have left, you get up to leave only a couple bites into your dinner, leaving the fancy building onto the cold rainy streets.

Oh yeah, it’s raining now, because comedic timing is a thing apparently

You decide to suck it up and run as fast as your fancy shoes let you, your mind just left frazzled

About 10 minutes into your jog home you hear footsteps fast approaching from behind and just as you manage to turn around you’re met with a tackle hug from the one and only Asmo

“Mc!” he cries, ushering you under a nearby tree, “you weren’t there when I went in and I got so worried!”

“...Well maybe if you hadn’t been late and left me alone for half an hour, we’d be enjoying a nice dinner right now!” you yell a bit louder than expected, though your saltiness is very reasonable.

Asmo winces at your words, he knows he’d hurt your feelings and your trust but explains that he’d been trying to surprise you with a gift

“Not that it makes it okay for me to just leave you hanging like that though - I really should have gotten this ready for the time we agreed on, but I hope you’ll accept it anyways.” He quickly adds, hesitantly offering you the slightly wrinkled bag he was holding, “I feel really bad for abandoning you like that, so please let me make it up to you, darling.”

Beel

It’s pretty… no, incredibly easy to get Beel’s attention if you know what to grab it with - and it really isn’t a secret what it is.

Food. Literally any kind of food out there would cause him to halt in his tracks.

The hunger of the avatar of Gluttony is not to be underestimated, yet he chose to hold off on eating while shopping with you to share a lunch later in the day. He really went into the outing thinking he could hold off eating for a couple of hours and yet only a half hour in and he feels as if he might as well be dying.

He really couldn’t hold in his hunger this time, and excused himself to go raid the closest fast food restaurant before you returned.

You had just left to go to the bathroom and yet when you returned Beel was nowhere to be seen. He wasn’t answering any texts and you had a sneaking suspicion of what had happened.

Feeling a bit bummed at being left alone, you wandered a bit before setting off for home with a heavy heart.

You know how hard it must be for Beel to keep his impulses under control but it still didn’t change your disappointment as you shuffled home awkwardly.

You were only a couple minutes away from the steps of the HoL when you hear a heavy pair of feet approaching

You turn to see Beel rounding the corner, several large bags under his arms. Letting him catch up to you, he blurts out a quick apology before handing over a sizeable amount of food and gifts

You’re left speechless at the amount of stuffed animals and assorted trinkets he presents you as Beel guiltily avoids your gaze

“M’sorry about that MC… I really am…”

“...Beel, what is all this?”

“Some things to make it up to you! …But I know it doesn’t make up for what just happened so I was thinking we go home early and we can make dinner together. Whatever you want MC, so please don’t be sad.”

Belphie

Funnily enough, the reason why the avatar of Sloth was late to your date at the dreaded petting zoo was not because he was sleeping

Honestly if he had slept in that would have been easier for you to write off than this.

Somehow Belphie had managed to get caught up in another one of Satan’s pranks on Lucifer and this time, there were consequences (shocking, I know)

Just an hour before you had planned to meet, Belphie and Satan were caught red handed trying to change the cue of Lucifer’s record player with one that was hexed to ruin all vinyls it came into contact with

Why he was trying to pull such a dangerous stunt right before your date is beyond you, but obviously the plan went south and obviously this royally pissed Lucifer off

Flash forward to now - while you’re waiting outside the zoo, excited to see the devildom animals Belphie’s stuck inside, getting lectured and very much not on his way

You've been waiting almost an hour now in the heat for your date to get here and your patience is starting to reach it's limit.

No text, no nothing! You don't know if it's even worth risking what's left of your pride to keep waiting

But lo and behold, not a moment later, you spot a very disgruntled Belphie running straight towards you

Feeling pretty hurt, you don't exactly try to hide the displeasure on your face as you let Belphie try and explain what exactly he put you through

Belphie explains as quick as he can, pointing out how stupid he himself was to even risk getting caught by Lucifer

He knows not to show any of his own annoyance since he can admit he only has himself to blame

"I know it was really stupid and I don't have any excuses. Would you be willing to give me the chance to make it up to you right now? You will? That's great then! We should see as much as we can before Lucifer notices I ran off then :)"

"...You didn't just piss Lucifer off and then... run away, did you?"

Thank you guys for 300 followers!

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moth--blood · 6 months

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Obey Me HC list because! brainrot!

Lucifer -

give him a chance and he'll be the silliest mf known to man.

yeah he's a hardass but a lot of that is keeping up appearances, or keeping his siblings safe. really he's a fucking goober

he might be the only one left with feathers, but helping Asmo and Mammon take care of their new wings is really important to him. they would all help each other preen in the celestial realm, and he uses this as an excuse to give them back that lost sense of home.

words cannot express how much he loves his brothers dude. he would fall from grace a thousand times over if it meant keeping them safe.

Mammon -

while he's not above stealing shit for the sake of having pretty things, if he's getting a gift for his brothers/the MC, he'll bust his ass to pay for it properly.

he'll act like it wasn't any skin off his back if they ask, muttering some excuse about how it wasn't that much and he felt like being generous that day even though it's always something he's put a lot of thought into.

on that note, he is the BEST gift giver. doesn't matter the occasion, be it holidays or birthdays or just a random wednesday, he somehow always knows exactly what it was the victim of his affections were eyeing the past few weeks.

Levi -

swims in his room aquarium sometimes! he likes being able to pet Henry

has played Mystic Messenger, and he likes comparing his brothers to the characters. (yes he dubs himself Yoosung, yes he thinks it's a good thing)

binged all of Devil Is a Part Timer in one night and IMMEDIATELY started teasing Satan and Lucifer

sulks in his aquarium when someone yells at him. it is his safe space

Satan -

would rather die than admit it out loud but he would LOVE to visit a cat cafe

in Nightbringer specifically, when you tell him about cats and then cat cafes, his eyes light up IMMEDIATELY. that sounds lovely please take him, he wants to go now actually

sneaks kittens into the house on a daily. he'll hide them anywhere and everywhere to keep them from Lucifer kicking them out, including in Lucifers own room 😭 anywhere he can think of he will try. let him have a cat, Luci, he deserves it

Asmo -

when i say this man is emotionally repressed....

it takes a LOT for him to be as openly upset as he is in his maze lesson in Nightbringer. he hates being so distressed around his brothers, and a lot of that is keeping appearances. which sucks, because most of the time it's in his own home.

when he does talk though he talks for a while. especially if he's venting to Lucifer, he has a lot to say and a lot he thinks he needs to clarify even if Lucifer got the point the first go through.

on a happier note, he loves small animals. be it mice or insects, doesn't matter - he'll find something cute about everything he comes across.

he knits, and for birthday's he'll make his brother's favorite animals. if they try to do the same for him he will bawl, on the spot, he loves them so much

he'll keep any gift you or Solomon or his brothers give him no matter what it is. it's his way of having personalized reminders that they care, that even if he's not Angel pretty anymore he's still so loved

Beel -

lactose intolerant. does he care? no. it means nothing to him he'll chug a carton of milk for fun

very protective of his family. specifically Satan and Belphie—Belphie for seemingly obvious reasons.. and Satan because even if Wrath is considered the fourth sin and is ranked above Gluttony, that is Beel's baby brother. he would die for Satan.

will carry Belphie around like a ragdoll for fun or to get him down to breakfast/dinner or classes

has his family's favorite foods memorized and tries to make them, but he's..not the best chef </3

the acception to Belphie's sleepy violence

Belphie -

bites. that is how he fights. he bites and he bites HARD.

literally a fucking cat.

he'll sneak into any of his brother's rooms and nap on the floor or in their bed. or on them. he WILL get violent if they try to leave or move him off.

on the rare occasion Lucifer lets him use his room, the bed? officially Belphie's. it's basically impossible to wake him up so this is a rarity

his favorite place in Mammon's room is the couch, once again it is impossible to move him. really just likes it because Mammon actually tends to be quite while he's asleep, and it's his way of bonding with him specifically.

he likes Levi's room because it's always very warm, from all the electronics and the aquarium heaters. sometimes he'll end up using Levi's lap or tail as a pillow if the aquarium heater isn't doin it for him.

completely skips Satan's room and goes straight to the HoL library to bug his baby-yet-older brother directly. once again bro is an actual cat, and will sprawl himself out on Satan's lap with his head over the arm rest. yes it is uncomfortable for him to lay like that. no he will not move dont even ask

ADORES Asmo's bed. he's not allowed to use Asmo's bath anymore because the one time he did, he started schnoozing and almost drowned. pretends he doesn't know how often Asmo pampers him while he's asleep, but he's well aware. he likes how soft his hair and tail fur end up being after Asmo room naps, so trips to the fifths room are very frequent.

Beel is a special case since they share a room. he's not a fan of beel's bed, but he'll sleep on Beel himself, like with Satan. he's not picky with Beel, as long as he's within his twin's bubble he's satisfied.

#moth hcs #obey me #obey me nightbringer #om! leviathan #om! asmodeus #om! mammon #om! lucifer #om! beelzebub #om! belphegor #om! satan #hcs

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alexxncl · 4 days

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‼️NIGHTBRINGER DEVILGRAM SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | brothers' devilgram | dateables + side characters devilgram

ok ok i know im late I'M SORRY...i was never really a devilgram girlie 🫣 it was a hassle

ANYWAYS

now this can either be seen as hilarious or angsty. but i make everything angsty so...angst it is

this is the shit i talk about whenever i ramble and go off on tangents about this man, his characterization, and his treatment both by the devs and his brothers. i know his brothers love him, the devs know his brothers love him, his brothers themselves know that they love him. so why don't they ever show it properly?

i feel like this is part of the reason mammon acts the way he does. he doesn't think he's deserving of unconditional love, so he says and does things to his brothers that only further the belief he's already internalized. he makes himself out to be a joke because he thinks that's how his brothers see him, because that's how they treat him on a daily basis

he didn't expect mc's "i love you" to work because he doesn't think that anyone, outside of the perceived conditional love he gets from his brothers, could actually love him unconditionally

this, along with mc's other displays of love and affection and understanding and forgiveness towards mammon - not despite who he is but because of who he is - is why he clings to them all the time. it's why he's a tsundere ffs. it's why he's so hellbent on beibg mc's first man. he pushes away affection because he feels undeserving of it, but he can't get enough of it once he's had a taste of it.

#obey me #obey me nightbringer #obey me spoilers #obey me nightbringer spoilers #nightbringer spoilers #obey me mammon #mammon obey me #om mammon #mammon om #omswd mammon #mammon omswd #obey me! mammon #obey me boys #obey me brothers

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nifreti-ii · 1 year

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Obey Me! Brothers + Diavolo Nickname Headcannons

My nicknames for all of the brothers (plus Diavolo) and a little bit on how they would react. (I might do one for the other dateables, not too confident about how to write them.)

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Lucifer

Starlight: He's known as Lucifer Morningstar, but calling him by his last name would be lame. Instead, Starlight is way more endearing. Just don't call him that in front of anyone else. (He will 100% flush and scold you.) Lord Diavolo will defiantly think it's cute.

Lulu or Luci: Another 'Don't you dare says this with anyone around.' Though it's best to call him this AFTER you've made a pact with him. At least at that point, he trusts you. He will definitely glare at you, and you will die on the spot if not. (Lulu will grumble about not calling him that as you pet his head.)

Lucifer: Best option in general. He's proud of his name and wants everyone to know it. (As if they don't already.)

Mammon

Magpie: You would have called him Crow instead, but Magpie sounds cuter. Especially after finding out how Magpies collect Shiny things to put on display for potential mates. (Mammon will proudly show off his car and jewelry to you and blush whenever you say how shiny they are.)

Mams: To be honest, this man will be smitten with you within the first week. So calling him by his designated nickname will be a must.

Bonbon or Monmon: Calling him Bonbon (along with Magpie) is a sure way of getting him to blush. He'll get all pissy about the human giving him these stupid names, but if you stop, he'll demand why his brothers get nicknames and not the 'Great Mammon.' (He would totally lay in bed and squeal about how he's your little Monmon/Magpie.)

Leviathan

Levi: Generic nickname everyone calls him.

Levi (Le as in level, vi): This is my inner dick coming out. He'll get all red and fussy about it. Went on about how 'That's not how you say it', and 'stupid normie doesn't know how to pronounce my name.' (He will lose his shit if you say his full name the same way.

Guppy or Levi-chan: Leviathan.exe has stopped working. The dude would have to go through a hard reboot before responding. Poor thing doesn't think an icky otaku like him deserves a cutesy nickname from you. (Mf does.)

Lord of Shadows: He'll get all excited about it. He Probably will hug you, calling you his 'Henry' before getting his bearings and freaking out about what he did. (Probably disgusted for doing a 'normie' thing.)

Satan

Sate: Pretty sure he doesn't have a nickname, or at least one used consistently (Like a certain red-eyed demon). Doesn't act like it's a big deal. (He secretly likes having a nickname).

Saint: Another 'to be dick' nickname. If you do this before you establish a friendship/pact with him, he WILL want to kill you for the stupid joke. (If you do so after, he'll just be annoyed)

Satan: You can't go wrong with calling him by his name.

Kitten: A guaranteed way of getting him to blush. Especially if you scratch behind his ear as you do it. He'll be red and lost for words. (He might start to purr if you keep petting him.)

Asmodeus

Asmo: Another generic nickname.

Az or Azzy: He'll think it's cute. Probably will refer to himself as your 'Azzy'. (Won't let anyone else call him that.)

Princess: This man will SQUEAL. He's gonna tackle you and give you hugs and kisses. Don't you dare ever call him anything else ever again. He'll get all pouty about it. (He will call you his prince charming.)

Beelzebub

Beel: Another generic nickname!

Bumblebee: Flies and gnats aren't cute, but you know what is? Bumblebees! It especially helps that they have similar wings. The first time you called him it, he was so confused. When you showed him a picture and explained, cutest little smile ever. (You'll never tell him it's also because he has a huge ass like one.)

Honeybee: Another case of explaining it and him being all cute. Likes the idea of being seen as a friendly baby boy. Another reason for the nickname is that he's such a sweetheart, sweet like honey.

This was just too cute not to share > Bees

Belphegor

Belphie: Woah, another generic nickname!

Cow: He'd probably get all pissy that he didn't get a cute nickname like his brothers, even more so after you call him it. I'm sorry but this bitch killed us, he's not getting a cute nickname. (He'll glare at you from his napping spot.)

Calf: First time you called him it, he pouted. He won't ever complain about it, though he'll pout every time. (Secretly likes it. He'll happily think about it before every nap.)

Bell: Won't think much about it since it's similar to his other nickname. (Give him a collar with a bell on it, I dear you.)

Diavolo

Diavolo: This man got so excited the first time you called him by his first name. To be honest, it just slipped out, and you panicked HARD. (But after seeing his gummy smile you realized you did well.)

Dia: Another case of this man beaming, probably raving about it to Barbatos. "The human gave me a nickname! :D"

Sunshine: Dia is like a shining light in Devildom, usually upbeat and positive. So when you called him sunshine (after asking to give him another nickname.), he gushed. 100% hugged you and twirled around, laughing the whole time. One time, you called him sunshine during a meeting. He got so happy, face flushed, eyes closed, and a massive smile on his face. (Lucifer was mortified and scolded you for 2 hours.)

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I've been thinking about these damn nicknames for days I tell you. I couldn't take it anymore. I had fun writing this, I think it's all so cute.

Check out my Masterlist for my art and writings. :D

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a-local-idiots-shitpost · 1 year

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What about a MC who's all intelligent on daily basis but gets embarrassed easily with affection?

I didn´t really know how to write your idea exactly like you wanted, so I decided on just doing an Mc that get´s easily embarrassed, hope you´ll still like it Anon

also sorry it took so long Anon was kinda busy because of Christmas and not really in a writing mood the last couple of days too

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Lucifer:

he literally just leaned onto you and now you fainted

… again

this happens far to often

he just brushed your hand and you are already running

he didn´t even touch your hand, he´s wearing gloves!

and he needs your help because he has to much work

it does help his Pride a lot seeing you run from him in embarrassed just from him looking at you

better hope you don´t react like this towards anybody else because it would ruin him

wouldn´t that suck? :)

Mammon:

wait if he´s embarrassed and you are embarrassed who is going to make the first move?

good thing that this problem is solved by the fact that you will die from embarrassement just from seeing him

and he´s torn between loving it and hating it, loving it because you clearly admire the Great Mammon and hating it because most of the time you faint when he tries to talk with you

every time he has the courage to do anything you run away

what did he do to deserve this?! sure he scammed a couple… million or so people, his brothers included, but still! he doesn´t deserve this!

Leviathan:

the one time, THE one time he had the courage to hold your hand and you got so embarrassed you just straight up fainted

this is just like the Anime insert very long but fitting title and yes this is the actual title and wasn´t written because someone didn´t want to think up a title

anyway! this is torture for him the one time he falls in love with someone 3D and neither of them can look at each without fainting!

Your guyses entire relationship will probably be just talking with each other, not being able to get a word out and everybody who sees this will just think “what´s wrong with these two? why are the just standing there… staring at each other?”

Satan:

listen he loves you but IF YOU DON`T STOP THIS SHIT HE WILL BEAT YOU UP!!!

he knows how difficult it is to get over things like this

but he can´t stand your constant stuttering or not even able to say anything at all it just grinds his gears

and the fainting also isn´t a pleasant thing because he get´s worried and than realizes it´s just your normal behavior

but this also makes him want to study you like a bug, he wants to know why you faint so much, he will be disappointed if it has no other meaning

Asmodeus:

you would think he loves it, wouldn´t you? I mean at first he also loved it but it soon made him frustrated

yes he knows he´s beautiful but you can´t compliment him when you can´t even look him in the face!

and he can´t make you more beautiful either because you can´t be to close to him!

he will get very pouty and annoyed… and end up as a massive pain for his brothers

because when Asmo is in a bad mood it will be everybody´s problem, he ends up spending most of his time out of house and when he is home he will be a bad mood

let´s just hope it will end quickly...

Beelzebub:

he is confused why you always stay away from him?

you´re just running when you see him

he is sorry when he scared you, he didn´t mean to he was just hungry and mistook you for food

he will be so surprised when it turns out you just… get embarrassed around him? for no reason???

like he´s just standing there and you immediately change course when you see him so you don´t faint

he get´s sad about it because everybody get´s to spend time with you but not him :´(

this will be dark times for the House of Lamentation, or rather a famine because Beel is suddenly hungrier than usual (and he already ate the couch)

Belphegor:

his favourite pillow keeps running from him this is unacceptable

at first he thought it was because you know the attic accident and you were terrified of him

but no you just get embarrassed as soon as you see him and most of the time you run away from him

but he won´t let you

he needs his favourite pillow otherwise he refuses to sleep (or trying to not sleep)

if you thought he was bad before it´s actually a 50/50 chance of him being to tired to be a menace or he will be so cranky that everybody will suffer from it

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darkdevasofdestruction · 2 years

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hello !! I'd like to make a request, if that's alright. specifically about Obey Me

could you write headcanons for Mammon, Satan, Barbatos, and Solomon with an MC that struggles to talk/emote often? they're just so used to being talked over, interrupted, or told to calm down when they express emotion that now they find it difficult to do so without feeling like a burden.

thank you !!

Yeah sis, I totally get you with this thing. I basically gave up even bothering to try, so I just lay back and find amusement and the shit others gossip about.

If only we had these guys to help us, huh?

--- MAMMON

Mammon, of all people, would get it the most.

Being the bullied brother, he usually gets talked over and dismissed a lot, as others think he would just speak money related stuff, and about his greed.

But sometimes he does have great insight, and when he does and he’s not even getting any attention, he will be pouty all day.

At least you’d always listen to him, no matter how much he talked, or how silly it was!

You are such an amazing person - It only made his shock greater, once he saw how your so-called friends treated you, and he got both flabbergast and pissed off.

Why were they talking over you like that? Why weren’t they listening to anything you wanted to share with them?

They were basically just completely ignoring you, so you just sat there, laid back on the couch, fumbling on your phone, bored out of your mind and obviously ticked off, but it was obvious you were used to this.

Mammon’s solution for this is to grab you hand gently and bring you over to his room so you could hang out.

He won’t outwardly address the situation, but since you were so confused as to why he took out out of there, he just sighed and pulled you into a hug.

Poor Mammon is almost in tears as he compliments you and tells you how you’re too good for your friends and that you deserve better, you deserve to be listened and appreciated

He will also reassure you that he will always be there to listen to you, no matter what you want to tell him, even if he has no idea what’s it all about - He wants you to be happy and feel as if you belong - Because to him, you’re his whole world.

----- SATAN

At first, he just stood there, reading on the couch and not paying much attention to the mundane talks of you and your human friends, but then he noticed how he only seldom heard your voice, and when he did, it sounded mousie, barely audible and interrupted way too many times.

It peaked his attention enough to occasionally look up from his book and ‘spy’ you in that circle of people - And he didn’t like what he was seeing.

You were repeatedly trying to open your mouth and speak out a sentence, but you weren’t able to utter more than three words before you were talked over and completely ignored to the point of giving up and wearing a passive-aggressive smile, looking up at the ceiling, barely able to keep yourself from getting overly frustrated and just storming the hell out of there.

By the looks of it, it wasn’t a singular occurrence, and it definitely irked him.

How DARE those puny humans treat his perfect beloved in such an awful way?

Satan vows to curse them and burn them alive, not before torturing them for an eternity.

He’s had enough.

He marches in front of you, and with a barely-contained smile, he will extend his hand for you to take, claiming that he has a new cat that he wants to introduce to you - Even if you don’t want to come, he would take you to his room and start cuddling you, his cat over your lap.

When you inquire about his odd behaviour, he flashes you that devilish smile of his and says that, should he have witnessed more of that interaction, he’s sure he would have burnt the whole House of Lamentation without realising, so he wanted to spare the both of you some trouble.

He won’t speak much, but would kiss your temple, letting you snuggle in his side while he reads to you any book that you want at that moment.

---- BARBATOS

Barbatos would probably be the calmest of them all, but at the same time, he would feel very affected at the way you’re being treated by the people you consider friends.

As far as he’s learnt about humanity, people who care about their peers don’t make them feel upset - And he could not only deduce, but feel your emotions clear as day.

You were trying to speak, but people were ignoring you.

He was hearing you, clear as day, but the more you talked, the louder the others got - And worst of all, they weren’t even looking at you!

Barbatos came up with a plan, though he was slightly afraid it might bring you some social discomfort - But he was going to do it regardless.

Preparing some nice tea, and secretly adding some strong laxatives in your friends’ teacups, and would come over to serve you before sitting on the couch next to you.

Your friends didn’t even thank him, but as you gave him a questioning look, he simply brought his finger up to his mouth and winked at you with a secretive smirk on his face and he put his arm around you, letting you lean on his shoulder.

Not long after, one by one, your friends started clutching their stomachs and started running away, until only you and Barbatos remained - And he was chuckling softly.

“Well then, my darling, how about you tell me exactly what story you were trying to tell those lowlives~?”

--- SOLOMON

Just like Barbatos, he’s a sketchy and mischievous little imp that would make fun of your so-called friends for treating you so awfully.

In his entire, very long existence, he only saw such people behaving that way around those they had no positive feelings for, so clearly, they were using you in some way.

No person would ever ignore their friend.

And when you called out to them a bit louder, telling you that you had a great idea for your next trip, you got told to quiet down because you were being too loud and obnoxious.

So, what did Solomon do?

He waltzed nonchalantly by your circle of friends and smiled that poisonous, fake smile of his, and flicked his fingers - And all your friends went quiet.

And panicked.

The sorcerer than sat down leisurely on the couch opposite of you, one leg over the knee, fingers intertwined, yet fully unable to wipe that playful smirk off his face.

“The peace and quiet is really endearing, don’t you think, my darling? Though, I’d rather hear your sweet voice - So how about you tell me a nice, little story, hmm~?”

It took all the self-restraint he had not to turn his head to the side and watch with satisfaction as those jerks were fumbling around, unable to speak or even open their mouths - All because he wanted to have his focus entirely on you.

After all, you deserved only the best, and he wanted to prove and show that to you at all times.

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beels-burger-babe · 1 year

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Hellooooo~

(Obey Me!) I read about the cleric MC and I love everything about it! But it made me wonder how the brothers and dateables would react if MCs healing powers was fading, getting weaker, or disappearing entirely all because they fall for the demons.

It’s alright if you wish to make nothing of this, but I wish you the best either way :))))))

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!! Okay! So! Cleric MC and their powers fading! The brothers feel sooooooooooooooooooooooooooo guilty. Especially those that were taking advantage of it. Satan and Lucifer (Solomon and Barbs are helping out in this department as well) are doing as much research as they on something that will slow it down/prevent it, but nothing is working. Some of the more emotionally sensitive ones, like Mammon, Levi, and Beel start avoiding you entirely, thinking that by not being around you they are actually helping you. It's not true, but they feel like shit and just want to help. Diavolo has never had this happen before, but human healers are so so rare that he supposes that is to be expected. He has his best researchers on the task of trying to find a way to restore your abilities, and has been extremely gentle with you ever since. He's personal apologized at least a dozen times. The angels, Luke especially, are PISSED. For Simeon, he can physically see this light, pure magic be drained from your presence, and it HURTS. He spends most of his time comforting you, teaching you more manual ways to heal so that you don't feel entirely useless when the time comes when your magic is drained. Luke, on the other hand, is a ball of rage. He forces the brothers to move your stuff into Purgatory Hall. He is constantly by your side, using bits of his magic on you in hopes it will maintain yours. When your magic does fade, he cries in anger and holds you, lamenting how unfair it is that you were stripped from your gift just because you were doing good for creatures who do not deserve it.

#the hive #ask b #b talks #🐝talks #anons 🕶#obey me #omswd #obey me headcanons #obey me demon bros #obey me dateables

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blues824 · 1 year

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Speaking of Pokémon obey me mc, I do want the boys reacting to mc being the new champion of the Sinnoh league after Cynthia, mc didn’t say anything about it because they’re humble about it & constantly dodging the paparazzi back home(plus the diamond and pearl anime series was the first time I was introduced to Pokémon, Cynthia is such a girlboss)

I never knew this would blossom into a freaking series, but here we are. Also, I’m doing the brothers since doing 12 boys is too much lol. PLATONIC

Lucifer

Again, it was probably in your student profile, but he has to say that he is very impressed that you had this great achievement at such a young age. And you go against his own sin of pride and stay humble about it. He thought that children would crumble from the pressure, but not you apparently.

Over dinner (which he attends just for you, since you’re like a sibling to him), he had asked you about it and you told him that you prefer to stay out of the spotlight. People still knew of you, since they had to challenge you to get the title of the Sinnoh League champion, but that was the only reason why you emerged from the shadows.

If you want to hold a very small celebration for the hard work you put into it, he will get you a small dessert and maybe a candle to blow out, as well as write you a card signed by each of the brothers. Your achievement deserves to be recognized, so he makes sure that it does.

Mammon

He found out from the medal you got from winning the battle, and he was shocked that a human as young as you could be that strong and well-versed in their Pokémon. He had only just found out about the little creatures because of you and Solomon.

Mans was ‘upset’ that you didn’t tell him about this big title of yours, which was when you told him that you stay out of the spotlight out of preference. You didn’t like paparazzi, and so Mammon was determined to do something about it.

Whenever the two of you go to the Human Realm, he will help disguise you so that no one recognizes you, and that shit works. He’s had a few modeling gigs and people have recognized him back in the Devildom, so he understands the struggle you go through. Don’t worry, though: Big Brother Mammon has you covered!

Leviathan

Bro probably already knows all about you because he is updated on the most recent Human World news, but he’s surprised that you haven’t mentioned anything about it. Typically, people would be happy to share the word, but he doesn’t make any comment about it.

Eventually, you grow comfortable enough to tell him that your hesitance comes from a fear of paparazzi, since they were always on your trail back at home. He now understands why you never talked about it, and he doesn’t mind if you want to keep it under wraps.

However, he feels as though this is an event of some sort of celebration. So, he went to the kitchen to get some snacks and he offered to buy you something (within reason) off of Akuzon, and you both spent the day snacking and gaming with an anime playing in the background.

Satan

He tries to make sure that you are aware he can be a source of comfort for you and that you can always talk to him if you need to. So, when you tell him that you had won the title of the Sinnoh League Champion back on Earth, he was happy that you saw him as someone to confide in.

Now, he does ask about why you didn’t want to share the news initially, and he totally understood when you said that you hated being in the spotlight. So, he offers to host a small celebration in your room with your Pokemon.

Satan decided to host a very small tea party and he set it up himself, and he told your Pokemon what was going on. You came home and entered your room to see a huge CONGRATULATIONS banner, along with a table with a tea set with your favorite tea.

Asmodeus

When he found out, he was high-key offended that you never told him about such a big achievement. You were like a younger sibling to him, and with how much he already told you he would have thought that you would be able to trust him with that information.

Nevertheless, he is a demon on a mission. He is taking you out to a cute cafe so that you can have “sibling” bonding time and to celebrate this big achievement of yours. He will even make sure that you are in disguise so that no one recognizes you.

This isn’t anything new to you, though. You could simply get a good grade on a math test and this man will think that it was the greatest thing to ever happen in the Devildom or the Celestial Realm combined. So, have fun as he does a mini toast between the two of you.

Beelzebub

He didn’t have too big of a reaction when you told him, and that was mainly because you asked him not to. He was very happy for you, don’t get him wrong; he was mostly just confused as to why you didn’t tell him until now.

Then you explained that you constantly had to dodge the paparazzi back in the Human Realm, and everything clicked into place for him. It all made sense now, and he still felt that you needed to be celebrated, so he offered to go get your favorite snacks and you can have a snack party.

When I tell you that this man did not have a single bite of your snacks even though his stomach was telling him to eat everything, I mean it. He didn’t even eat his snacks until you were finished with your first one. He also made sure to eat slowly so that you finished your food first and he wasn’t tempted by it.

Belphegor

He was able to see into your dream, and you were reliving the moment where the paparazzi shoved cameras into your face after you defeated Cynthia and won the title of Sinnoh League Champion, and he could tell you were in distress.

After he woke you up, he asked why you were scared and you said that you just didn’t want to brag about it and would rather not be treated any more special than you already were as the youngest exchange student. Honestly, as a demon who leaned more towards being anti-social, he completely understood where you were coming from. Belphie used his powers to get you to go back to sleep, and he made sure that it was a good dream of you celebrating with the brothers about this big accomplishment. As he was leaving, he saw the medal along with the pokeballs that you kept in case you ran into a pokemon. Good job, Y/N.

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dark-kind-of-mystique · 1 year

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Random NSFW Demon Brothers headcanons pt. 3

More random kinky headcanons about the Obey Me! Bros.

CW: GN!MC, Mention of the Daddy kink, semi-public, full on public, praise kink, dirty talking, overstimulation, pegging/anal penetration, hentai roleplay, tail sucking, two-cock Levi!, choking, degradation, cockwarming, temperature play, blindfolding, breeding kink, nipple play, 69, finger sucking.

NSFW MINORS DON'T INTERACT

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Lucifer

I'm pretty sure he has a Daddy kink 👀

He's more of a soft dom than a rough dom, though he can get rougher from time to time if he's feeling like you deserve to be punished

(Or is just feeling particularly sadistic)

Although he's known for being all proper, I just know he likes to secretly tease you in public, see how long it will take you to break

'What is it MC? Your face looks rather flushed, perhaps you're feverish?' knowing damn well you're trying to contain your moans as he plays with your sensitive spot underneath the table

I've talked abt this before, but pretty sure he has a praise kink (he's the Avatar of Pride after all)

When he's domming, he loves to tell you how well you take him, how pretty you look stuffed with his cock inside you

The few times he lets you take control he loves hearing how good he makes you feel, how beautiful he looks when he's so lost in his own pleasure

Gets riled up whenever you call him 'Sir' or 'Master'. If you're in public, he will warn you

'Be careful. You know what that does to me. Or perhaps should I take you somewhere else and teach you a lesson so you don't forget?' 😈

Mammon

Kinda feel like this is a given, but he's very vocal and loud during sex. Dirty talking, whines, moans, grunts, etc.

Part of it is bc he wants to be heard, so his brothers know you're with him

Kind of an exhibition kink? Doesn't really want to get caught, but he likes the thrill of almost getting caught

He gets horny at random places, so it's a perfect opportunity to exploit this kink. A movie theater, back alley of a grocery store, bathroom of a bowling alley, you name it

Tie up and overstimulate this man!! He absolutely wants it, trust me. Although he may not know how to ask for it, so when you're domming him, keep going after he comes. He'll immediately love it and start begging you not to stop

'F-fuck MC, It's so sensitive right now I-shit! Haa... Don't stop, please don't stop now.'

I just know he'd be into penetration. The feeling of being stretched by your cock/dildo has him at the verge of orgasm from the first push

Not really a fan of teasing. He's the Avatar of Greed, he wants everything, and he wants it this instant. He often gets too impatient and needy to tease you that much, but teasing him is a lot of fun bc he gets all whiny and starts begging so fast, you can't help it 😈

Leviathan

Pretty much canon that he watches hentai. So despite being all shy and stuff, he's way kinkier than you might think

Likes to roleplay that his tail is a tentacle, touch you with it, choke you with it, watch you desperately suck on it like it was his cock... He might come from the sight alone

I talked about this on an ask, and is pretty much a given, yes, he has two cocks 😶‍🌫️

So he's a fan of double penetration. Whether you're afab or amab. If you're afab, one in each hole, if you're amab, he would just love if you could take both of them in your tight little hole 🤭

With that in mind, he'd be thrilled to have you suck on his tail as he's fucking you with his both cocks pulsing inside you

Choke him while you fuck him hard and degrade him. He will die, go to heaven, and be sent back to hell

You could hear his supplications of 'please' falling off his lips like a mantra, his voice restrained from your grasp around his throat, his cock twitching at every one of your degradations, tears threatening to fall from the pleasure

His whimpers and flushed face scrunched up in pleasure made you want to torture him further until he couldn't string words together

Satan

Cockwarming him while he reads 👀

If you start wiggling he will harshly spank your ass. He desperately wants to thrust his hips and feel your walls frantically spasm around his cock, but he wanted you to break first, so he could have an excuse to punish you and absolutely break you

'Be patient my love, if you want me to reward you. Otherwise, I'll have to take drastic measures to ensure you behave. You wouldn't want that now... Or would you?'

He likes to fuck you especially hard whenever he knows Lucifer is close by to brag remind him who you belong with

Angry sex

Not necessarily anger directed towards you, but whenever he was feeling on edge, his thrusts were always harder, his grip on you tighter, his usually calm demeanor turned into unrestrained passion and his desire for you could not be satiated

Soft lovemaking afterwards bc it's important to him for you to remember how much he cares and loves you

He likes temperature play🔥. Especially with hot. Personally, I hc him being naturally proficient at elemental fire magic. Bc you know, fire, anger all that.

Heating up his hands while spanking you 🔥👀

Asmodeus

Full on exhibition kink 👀

He finds you, and himself of course, the peak of beauty, so of course he wouldn't deprive other ppl of your beautiful passionate love making. If you're into it, he would gladly fuck you in front of a crowd, constantly whispering all the dirty things he's thinking

'Look at them, darling. They're all dying to be in my place right now, to have such a pretty little thing all to themselves. They can enjoy the show all they want. We both know, it's me who you're dying to have buried between your legs and pleasure you like no one has before, right?'

Bathtub sex 👀

Started as a normal bath, you were both relaxing buried between rose scented bubbles. He started gently rinsing your hair, and started admiring your back, his lips leaving a trail from the shell of your ear to your shoulder

Of course he couldn't resist your nude body sitting so close to his, tempting him to touch you, to pleasure you

Likes to be blindfolded and tormented with long edging sessions that almost always turns into overstimulation bc he doesn't want you to stop

Bonus points if you dirty talk him and pull on his hair.

With his eyes covered, all he can focus on is the pleasure you're making him feel. Though the blindfold is dampened with his tears he begs you to keep going

Beelzebub

Breeding kink 😳

He just loves to pull out after coming inside you, and watch as his release flows out of your abused little hole. The sight alone will make his cock harden with desire, ready for another round

He's so strong, he can effortlessly bounce you up and down on him, using you like you were a fleshlight, leaving you with nothing to do, but to enjoy the intense sensation of his massive cock being rammed in and out of you

Fucking loves to play and suck on your nipples. Loves the way you shiver when he hungrily traces circles with his tongue and suck, leaving hickeys all over your chest

The first time you got intimate, it was so hard to fit him inside you. Despite of how ready you were, you needed vast amounts of lube and force for his cock to enter all the way in

But the pleasure you felt at the pressure of his shaft on your walls on your weak spots had you forgetting about the pain in no time

Likes to spread your pussy lips/asshole to have a better view of his cock stretching your tight hole open

Always restraining his strength and harshness of his pounds bc he's afraid to break you

He's into praising. Giving more than receiving.

'You feel so good around my cock' 'Yes, grind on me just like that' 'You're taking me so well'

Eating takeout after. His treat 🧡

Belphegor

Big fan of 69

He just loses it when he lazily licks and sucks at your sex, lying sideways on the bed with yor legs spread over him as you sucked and slurped all over his cock

When he's too tired to actually fuck you, he will cuddle you as you both fall asleep, and fuck you in your dreams

The first thing he does when you wake up is mercilessly pound his cock into you irl

He likes to play soft lo-fi in the attic as you have slow sex

The kind of slow sex where you've just woken up from a nap, the rest of the world blurry as your focus is on the way Belphie's cock slowly thrusts in and out of you and just savours the euphoric sensation of your body wrapped around him, and the feeling of being close to you

Likes to have you suck on his fingers, enjoying the way your pathetic cries are muffled by them

He loves to mock you when he knows you're barely holding it together from the pleasure of his hard thrusts

'What is it, babe? Finding it hard not to scream while I ram my cock into your weak spot over and over again? Hm? Well too bad. I don't care if the whole Devildom hears you. You're gonna fucking scream for me.'

Author's note: Finally, other set of spicy headcanons🔥. I know, I'm a liar for not uploading that Luci one-shot when I said I would, but I swear, work just takes out most of my free time. And I'm very nit-picky with my writing, so I don't post something until I've re-read and decided it's okay. Fortunately, January is my last working month, so I'll have way more free time to complete requests on February 💕

Part 1 | Part 2 | Masterlist

#obey me smut #obey me smut headcanons #obey me shall we date #obey me #lucifer obey me #mammon obey me #leviathan obey me #satan obey me #asmodeus obey me #beelzebub obey me #belphegor obey me #levi obey me #asmo obey me #beel obey me #belphie obey me #gender neutral mc #obey me shall we date smut #nsft

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rainiishowers · 2 years

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Hi may I please ask for headcanons demon brothers with a poly mc who's very witty and has a perfect clapback whenever someone insults them please

Witty MC | Brothers Reactions! | Obey Me |

A/N: Lol some of the comebacks may be so bad (so bad they are just insults tbh), I’m not the best at those Also may not be what you expected- Angst and Lesson 16 spoilers in Belphie’s part

Lucifer

He has been a victim to these comebacks a handful of times during the first few weeks/months of you being in the Devildom

Once he had tied up Mammon, you came into the room, stared at Mammon tied up on the chandelier, looks at him deadpanned.

“Geez, you don’t need to tie everyone up to keep showing you’re into shibari, we get it.”

“.....”

“...Excuse me?”

“You are excused”

And then you just... walk out??

He’d admit, your bravery was a bit admirable, but this was was early on.

Later on, once his feelings started to develop, he saw a lowly demon cornering you

“Damn, do you corner all the people you try to intimidate? It just looks like you want to give them a smooch-”

The demon certainly was stunned, and during that time, you shrug and walk off.

He found it amusing but was glad you had some comebacks to guard yourself.. most of the time anyways

Mammon

Like Luci, he has been a victim of these comebacks when he was first in charge of you

When he told you he didn’t want to be babysitting a human, you just cross your arms.

“Well, I didn’t want a demon with a mop for hair to watch over me but here we are”

He gets mad, as he usually does, and was a bit taken aback by it as well

When you got to know him and get closer to your first man, he uses you for a guard against his brothers insults.

He would hide behind you, getting the message, you return a just as icy comeback to the ones making fun of him

Just gets sad whenever you make a comeback about him, doesn’t show it but does get very insecure later on

Perhaps picks up some of these comebacks to use himself

Leviathan

No insult or comeback early on could faze him, he was use to being made fun of, insulted, etc.

He actually ended up agreeing with whatever icy comeback you make about him, but it’s about his idols or his passion, he gets mad.

One time, he was going on about how humans were so lucky yet so stupid because they had mostly all official content of animes and consoles sold at Akihabara, yet weren’t as devout as him, so he should deserve all that content, yet he can’t have it.

“That’s nice and all but.. Why are you so obsessed with Ruri-chan..? She looks like a lil kid.”

Later on, he got somewhat sad when you used your wits on him in the form of a comeback.

Like a sad little puppy all sad he got chastised by his owner

He still agrees with you but like Mammon, he gets all insecure

If you guys do get close enough for him to be more open about his feelings, he would ask you over and over again if you actually meant it

It’s hard to say you didn’t, even if you did, but either way, he wouldn’t believe you...

Satan

Seeing you constantly talk to Lucifer like that made him laugh

He was a bit caught off guard when you directed it at him though

You were defending Mammon, and when you stared directly at him, he stared back

“Insulting your brother? No wonder I got the “daddy issues” vibe from you..”

His eyes widen as he felt his anger boil.

He does not have daddy issues, shut up!

Satan was still a bit salty later on, but you shared the common goal, to annoy Lucifer.

Your wittiness always led to funny situations and conversations between you two or one between you and another he happened to hear.

Asmodeus

Now, besides Belphie, I imagine him to be one of the people to also have comebacks on the backburner, usually they would be patronizing, sarcastic comebacks.

At first he was straight up offended at whatever comeback you throw at him.

One time, it was the retreat, and he lowkey insulted you while complimenting himself, as you were done with his shit, you snort and cross your arms.

“I wouldn’t call you Snow White.. I say you are more that witch that tried to posion her.”

Later on, he forgave you for all those past insults, and instead taking them as a joke every time.

He even lightly jabbed you with some of his own comebacks, but knowing he most likely didn’t mean 85% of them helped clear the air a little bit

Beelzebub

It may be just because I simp for Beel but I can’t really imagine many times where a comeback is needed, but here we go

Early on, he takes your food, constantly.

At some point, you have had enough (unless you’re like me where you’d let him have his food lol) and swipe your food away, glaring at him.

“if you’re really hungry, why don’t you eat the drywall or something, I am very close to making inedible food just so you don’t try to eat it, so please, for the love of god, don’t steal my food.”

You did feel a bit bad but it really needed to be said, but you saw worried glances.. was he actually going to eat the drywall?

Later on, he did control himself better and there weren’t many times you needed to use your wits against him

Belphegor

A while into making the pacts in hopes of freeing him, there has been a few times where you had to use your wits in your favor.

When lesson 16 came about and he threw you to the ground after choking you, you weakly look up at him.

“Ya know.. If I didn’t know any better, I’d say you are into choking-”

Wait.. what?

You’re about to die and those are your last words? Humans are weird..

After lesson 16, he knew you didn’t forgive him, so when he went to apologize, you just cross your arms and look away from him.

“Is the youngest ruler of hell so naïve to think someone he killed would just forgive him? Oh go cry me a river.”

How much was he going to have to do to make it up to you..?

#obey me shall we date #omswd #om! brothers #om! lucifer #om! mammon #om! leviathan #om! satan #om! asmodeus #om! beelzebub #om! belphegor #om! mc #poly! mc

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obey-me-headquarters · 2 years

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My Mc is a little menace and their baby crimes deserves to be reported about.

Baby crimes under cut.

Definitely leaves notes around the house. Some times they're quick and quirky. Other times they hide all the forks and when you open the drawer, a note reading "look in the gutters >:3" in the fork place. Of course the forks aren't in the gutters, no that's just another note.

During their first week in the house of Lamentation they silently and stealthily moved all the furniture 5cm to the left, and no one suspected it was them because really, who would believe a scared human new to the Devildom would play a prank on demons?

The anti Lucifer league keeps trying to recruit them, but they wouldn't join unless they get to wear cool jackets.

They go to a devildom arcade and Mammon's luck is in ther side as they win a ridiculously amount of tickets. The only thing they get is those sticky hands. They then proceed to fling them everywhere. In the house, at RAD, during the walk to RAD, every fast food place they go too. The Devildom is quickly invaded by sticky hands and Lucifer if suffering because they keep staining his paperwork.

They successful clicker train the boys.

They start illegally selling Heeyles at RAD and is absolutely terrified of getting caught. Lucifer just believes that humans are very, very clumsy when they keep eating shit. They convice Mammon that they gained slight levitation after their death and just don't know how to bring it up.

They watch Solomon spend a afternoon painfully teaching Simeon how to use a computer only to swipe in and undo all that be explaining all screens are touch screens, see watch how your phone responds to touch! If a screen isn't responding, you're not pressing hard enough!

They cheekily tell Barbatos that they think the house of Lamentation might have a mouse problem. When he goes in expecting the worst he finds they hidden computer mouses around the house.

They have a whip board in the kitchen labeled "days since last magical/curse/Mammon related Incident" promising that they'll be a a reward if they make it too a month. They never last two weeks.

They still use the "intimacy up!" And "intimacy down!" Phrases from the game world and refuse to explain when asked what they mean. The brothers are terrified, especially when they use the phrases in weird situations that are not at all romantic.

They try to unionize the little Ds.

They desperately believe in aliens but doesn't want their dreams to be crushed. So every time they see Barbatos they just kinda look at him like 👁👁 believing that he would know the answer.

Tries to start a flat Devildom conspiracy but forgets about it in like a week.

Why Luke asks why their hair is fading (they dye their hair) they look at him straight in the eyes and tell him that it means they're dying. Humans die without natural sunlight and access to other humans. You know how humans hair goes grey when they get older? It's like that, only the aging process can get speed up if humans aren't left in their natural habit. You see Solomon? You know how he's immortal and has white hair? His hair is like that because he left his natural habit but the immortality juice wouldn't let him die. Luke starts freaking out, and so does Mammon from were he was eavesdropping. They claim that it was a joke, they're like 20! The rest of the demons, who were eavesdropping and very concerned, let's out a sigh of relief.

That's all I have for now but I promise there WILL be more. The house of Lamentation definitely has a box labeled "Baby jail" for them whenever they act up. And they give the absolute SADDEST puppy dog eyes whenever they're placed in there.

#obey me #obey me mc #my post #not smut

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books-and-catears · 3 years

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Hey, Hey, Hey! It’s been a minute but I didn’t wanna spam ya with requests while you have life stuff to deal with ☺️

This is similar to my Savage!MC ask but the brothers reacting to MC snapping at them and defending Mammon before calling the brothers out whenever they go too hard on him. Let’s be real, Mammon just acts on his sin and gets punished but when Lucifer’s a prick and threatens MC; crickets.

When Beel eats everything and damn near causes everyone to starve as well as threw a tantrum and nearly injured MC over custard;everyone turns a blind eye.

Levi guilt trips and whine over the smallest things but says the worst insults to Mammon and tried to kill MC over TSL.

Asmo acts like he’s above everyone and prefers to tend to his looks than help others (such as during the castle tour) but he gets no scolding.

Belphie routinely harasses Luci with Satan (who loses his temper) AND they all either threatened/killed MC but should Mammon do anything, he’s the worst. Even though Mammon:

- Never threatened MC

- Does shit for his brothers when asked (he may joke of needing a grimm but he’s an Avatar of greed and still gets the job done)

- Is very loyal to them

- And is a good brother to take falls for them. He knows how to sacrifice for them and the slightest inconvenience gets him thrown under the bus

These guys ain’t shit and I wouldn’t wanna be around them until they learn how to treat him better and equally work on their flaws rather than rip on Mammon, who’s a whole ass victim despite being the second strongest brother who takes it because he genuinely loves his brothers yet gets shit on by them so much.

Ooh this savage MC has nothing but heart eyes for Mammon and it's adorable. Right this one is going to be angsty and it's going to sting. I'm doing this in a short story instead of a headcannon cause it just seems right that way. Hope that's okay?

It was just another one of those days Mammon tried to steal his brothers stuff and sell it again. Another day of being upside down and being laughed at. Normally he wouldn't care - it was the usual routine. But something seemed off this time.

"Mammon.. are you okay?" You approach him. He was rubbing his shoulders and arms as if to comfort the pain. He looked more tired and pained than usual.

"Ah I'm alright MC. Just the same old ya know?" He laughed. It sounded hollow yet it pierced your heart.

Enough. Enough of this. You weren't going to stand by and watch this happen again.

"You should rest." You place an arm on his shoulder and take him to his room. Making sure he's asleep, you leave. You have some problematic demons to deal with it.

"Ah MC? What brings you here? You seem rather disturbed." He asks as you storm into his study, fuming with anger.

"You tell me, you sadistic peacock." You had lost all sense of self-preservation and normalcy. Just echoing the rage in your brain.

"Excuse me?" Lucifer said, half-amused, half-shocked.

"Either you stop treating Mammon this way or I will make your life hell." You grit your teeth.

"I already have my brothers doing that what more will you do MC? Besides Mammon had it coming. He went stealing Levi's and Asmo's things again." Lucifer said nonchalantly.

"What do expect from the Avatar of Greed? He's just acting how he's cursed to. Just like the rest of you, nicompoops. Stop listening through the door and come inside." You said loudly.

The other brothers were still in the corridor nearby overhearing the whole thing. You could hear them gasp loudly at your boldness and scutter inside one by one.

"Now let me elaborate, so you rotten cucumbers understand me clearly." You cleared your throat.

Leviathan

"This little snake in tried to kill me because I may have known a little bit more about his favourite anime than him. Where's his punishment?" You point at Levi.

"MC I'm sorry...I couldn't help it was too new to me." Levi started. "But Mammon keeps stealing my things how is that fair-"

"And you keep throwing us into new kinds of disasters with your game hoarding problem."

"If you're still mad about the TSL incident I swear I take it all back-"

"Shut up snake, we know the reason. You're the Avatar of Envy. Getting jealous is your whole point. So you didn't get punished. Moving on..." Your finger now points to Satan. "This wild cat."

Satan

"He also threatened me cause I didn't want to make a pact with him. And when he actually flies off his handle, he wrecks his room and half the house down."

Satan seemed like he wanted to say something but he scowled and looked away.

"However I won't be too hard on him, cause he tries to keep his thing in check. And the whole reason he even has Wrath is because of Lucifer. So I get your hate towards Lucifer, but Mammon doesn't deserve any of it."

"MC you know I can't tolerate stupidity-" He grumbled.

"Oh must be hard looking in the mirror then, with all your failed pranks. And speaking of mirrors, this over- perfumed mannequin." You turn to Asmo.

Asmodeus

"How have I possibly hurt anyone MC? You know I stand for Love too right?" Asmo said, batting his pretty little eyes.

"For someone who stands for LOVE, if you can even call it that," You make a disgusted face, "You surely love making a mockery out of your elder brother and revel in his misery, you over- perfumed potato."

"But I never cause problems do I? Why must I be punished just for standing by?"

"Your high and mighty sense of worth is an illusion you live in. You dress up pretty and act social to validate yourself, trying to conceal the ugliness within. Truly you are nothing but Lust. Also you're the reason we almost got eaten by a giant snake." You shake your head. "Now speaking of eating..."

Beelzebub

"This giant food vaccum." You point to Beel. "He tried to eat me over a custard. Like excuse me? There's still plenty of food outside? And let's not forget that week we all had to eat cup ramen for a week cause he finished the whole pantry."

Beel softly muttered and apology and looked down.

"He even ate the walls and pillars once! Surely those renovations cost way more than however much Mammon steals? Where's his punishment?!"

"MC enough. He's sorry already." Beel's twin spoke up. You glared at him and smiled. "Don't worry I saved the best for last."

Belphegor

"This lazy murderous cow." You walk up to him slowly. "Not only does everyone have to your chores - you love causing chaos."

Belphie laughed, "That I do. But that's only with Lucifer. What else did I do?"

"Oh you want me to go there? I surely will." You say with a sting in your eye. "In your plan to avenge your sister, you killed what was left of her in the first timeline. And your brothers just stood by and watched. Where's your penance, you murder hornet?"

Belphie's eyes grew wide. Everyone looked shocked and uncomfortable. You never brought this up before now.

"But why bother asking you about it. I should be asking the ultimate punisher of this family." You turn to Lucifer.

Lucifer

"Ah! If it isn't Diavolo's pet dog! How is your master today? Does he treat you the way you treat Mammon? Is that why you come here to take your revenge on your little brother instead? Tell me Lucifer does Diavolo punish you then?"

"MC, I understand you maybe upset but you are crossing a line here." Lucifer stood up with a gutteral growl.

"Sit doggie. I didn't ask for you yet." You commanded. Lucifer sat back down as with great force. He stared at you flummoxed.

"Did you forget about the pacts already, you pompous goat? You have threatened and tried to kill me more than anyone else in this family so congratulations! I will use my pacts way more generously now." You mock bowed in gratitude.

"You might win in a fight against him but let me tell you this..." You stared back at the others.

"Mammon is the second strongest in this family. If he wanted to - if he REALLY wanted to, all of you would be turned to dust. He is stronger than all of you - but he hides it. He supresses his powers and his anger because he loves you too much. How could he ever hurt his little brothers?" You felt tears in your eyes at this point.

"AND THIS IS HOW YOU REPAY HIM? He's only acting on his sin! Just like the rest of you! Why must he be singled out and mocked at? I won't allow it. Never again."

"If you hurt Mammon again, I swear you will have to face me. And before you think you have a chance against me, do remember the pacts you all happily made with me I will not hesitate to use them against you dysfunctional lot-"

"MC... Stop." You felt Mammon hug you from behind.

"Mammon? I thought you were asleep." You say looking back at him. His tears were misty but his smile more full.

"And I thought I was supposed to protect ya, human! And you're out here protecting me..." Mammon trailed off and held you closer.

"We can protect each other."

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