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ricearoniaddict · 2 years
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Oikawa Toruu Headcanons
He has a 7’ tall alien plushy that he keeps in the corner of his room
The eyes glow in the dark
Once a month Makki and Matsun steal it and Oikawa loses his shit bc he has no idea who keeps taking his plushy but it always gets returned within a day
His favorite Disney character is Stich and he’s watched all of the movies and the show multiple times
He has a shit load of Stitch merch which mostly consists of stuffed animals
He’s been perfecting his skin care routine for years and forces Iwaizumi to do it whenever they have a sleepover
Iwaizumi pretends to hate it but always appreciates how nice his skin feels the next day
He grew up in a fairly accepting household so was kinda surprised when he got sat down one night and was told that most of the world is cruel to people like him (lgbtqia+)
Bc of the way he was brought up, a bunch of queer kids often go to him for advice or safety even if he’s never spoken to them or about the lgbtqia+ (I feel like he just gives off a safe vibe)
He wears a knee brace basically 24/7 weither he’s practicing or not
He get cold super easily so he’s always clinging onto Iwaizumi for warmth
He always watches the supernatural shows on the History Chanel
He’s super good at calming people down from panic attacks and gets even better with that specific person each time
He’s written so many essays on how aliens are real that the teachers don’t even read them anymore and just give hime an A
MASSIVE insomniac simply because he because he finds sleep boring and “has much better thinks to do with his time”
Because of this, he doses off a lot and the whole volleyball team respectfully quiets down because they know he needs the sleep
The only way to get him to sleep before 2AM is by having Iwaizumi cuddle him and Iwa uses this to his advantage whenever they have sleepovers
He’s had a plushy addiction for his entire life but two of his most prized possessions are an elephant Takeru have him when he was 4 and a small dinosaur that Iwa gave him when they were kids
He watches the sunset almost every night and often sent pictures to the seijoh third years
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gudetamastan · 2 years
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First Date HC’s With Oikawa ・:*+.\(( °v° ))/.:+
(Gender Neutral Reader)
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(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Toruu Oikawa ♥
This man tries his best to play it off as if he’s cocky and confident about it, BUT HE’S SO NERVOUS LIKE OMGG
He thought about taking you to a nice fancy restaurant but he really didn’t want to be generic like a lot of other guys you dated
So when he heard about this tiny theme park that had recently opened, HE WAS PREPARED
He ordered tickets and made sure that it would be a pleasant suprise
On the day before the date, He was sweating like crazy and was messing up his sets more than usual
The date was on Saturday so he didn’t have to worry about classes and practice
He even did his homework beforehand
When he went to go pick you up, HE WAS STUNNED
You’ve always looked so __ (any compliment about the appearance) to him
But he doesn’t know why today you look more stunning than usual
He walks you to his car like the gentleman HE IS (and you deserve)
When he drove you to the theme park, he had one hand on your thigh for the whole time
You guys finally arrive and…
Let’s just say you were pleasantly shocked with all of his efforts that he made to make this memorable
He shows the guy his ticket he had ordered for the both of you and gets in
He’s SUPER EXCITED for the (rigged) games (to seem cool and strong to you)
However, there was a roller coaster that you saw and really wanted to go on
THIS MAN HAS A FEAR OF HEIGHTS
Sadly, he was embarrassed to tell you
However, you got the hint when he was complaining about getting on
You tried your best to comfort him and saying that the two of you can go on other rides if he was scared.
He said that he wanted you to have the most fun that you can
In the end, both you were in line for the ride (after a long ass walk to the line)
Whenever a big drop or loop came in, Oikawa would scream at the top of his lungs (this made for a HILARIOUS coaster photo)
At the end of the ride, you were excited as hell but quite fatigued
So you went to get some food and water while Oikawa went to go retrieve the photos
You guys ate and spent the rest of the date playing the games that he wanted to play and going on some SMALLER rides.
At the end of the date, he dropped you off at your house and left you with a small teddy bear and a peck on the lips right before you went back to your house.
Pls lemme know if you like it and want me to continue
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bokutospandex · 2 years
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Iwa: Are you seriously giving me the silent treatment
Oikawa: You bet $10 that Atsumu would beat me in a fight
Iwa: So you want me to put down $5 instead?
Oikawa: *Left eye twitching*
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HAIKYU HEADCANONS : telling your boyfriend you saw him fall/trip in the hallways.
" i saw you fall in the hall not long ago"
You suddenly blurt out, drinking boba tea while looking at your boyfriend
" no. I attacked the floor."
" backwards?"
You said lifting an eyebrow
" look. Its another special talent of mine"
Lev haiba, nishinoya yu, Tanaka ryunosuke,oikawa toruu, Atsumu miya. Tendou satori.
" i saw you fall in the hall the other day"
Spit out drink*
" no. It must have been someone else"
Oikawa toruu, kuroo tetsuro, aran ojiro, Tsukishima kei, Kageyama tobio. Tendou satori
" i saw you fall in the hall the other day"
* looks at you like wtf*
" is that your best attenpt at starting a conversation with me, through text?"
A/n: y'all were sitting next to eachother but u texted him lol.
Osamu miya, kuroo Tetsuro, suna rintarou, Tsukishima kei.
" i sae you fall in the hall the other day"
* can hear the concern in ur voice*
" im quite alright, dont worry"
Kita shinsuke, akaashi keiji, daichi sawamura, sugawara koushi, asahi azumane. Semi eita, ushijima ushiwaka.
" i saw you fall in the hall the other day"
* freezes*
Question marks appear all over his head.
" really?".
Actually doesn't remember or pretend not to.
Shoyo hinata, bokuto kotaro, atsumu miya, oikawa toruu, kageyama tobio, lev haiba.
" i saw you fall in the hall the other day"
* silence*
Kenma kozume, suna rintarou, kita shinsuke.
" i saw you fall in the hall the other day"
Turns to you
" im sorry honey, what did you say?"
Yaku Morisuke, daichi Sawamura, Yamaguchi tadashi, ushijima ushiwaka.
All that i could come up with, im always open to ideas so you can always dm me or leave a request.
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yourfavblondy · 4 months
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Masterlist
Hi!! So I write for a couple of fandoms they will all be listed down below. If you want me to write for any of there characters, simply request them and a scenario you want.
TOKYO REVENGERS
Rindou Haitani
I told you
Reckless
Should have done this sooner
Manjiro "Mikey" Sano
Shinichiro Sano
Nahoya "Smiley" Kawata
Souya "Angry" Kawata
Haruchiyo Sanzu
Takashi Mitsuya
Touche
Matsuno Cifuyu
Hajime Kokonoi
Ken "Drake" Ryuguji
THE HUNGER GAMES
Finnick Odair
Peeta Mellark
Katniss Everdeen
(I refuse to write for snow sorry not sorry)
Haikyuu!!
Hinata Shoyo
Kageyama Tobio
Akaashi Keji
Oikawa Toruu
Nishinoya Yuu
Bokuto Koutaro
Kenma Kozume
Tendou Satori
Tetsuro Kuroo
Haiba Lev
Yaku Morisuke
Teen wolf
Stiles Stilinski
Isaac Lahey
... and I'll come out with a prompts list soon.
HEADCANONS AND DRABBLES
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hoperenae · 2 years
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hoperenae's fanfic masterlist
⁛ Turning Heads (a Haikyuu fanfic)
⁛ Troublesome Trio (a Haikyuu SMAU)
⁛ You see Kuroo at a party (Haikyuu imagine smau)
⁘ Follow-up short scene
⁛ Good Choices (Akaashi Keiji x f!reader) 18+ MDNI
⁛ Tsukishima headcanon
⁛ Song prompt #1 — Kozume Kenma (Weightless by All Time Low)
⁛ A Mutual Agreement (Oikawa Toruu x f!reader) 18+ MDNI
⁛ Song prompt #2 — Tanaka Ryuunosuke (Friend of the Devil by Mumford & Sons)
⁛ Do Not Disturb (a Haikyuu SMAU)
⁛ What is love but anger unraveled? (Levi Ackerman angst, part of Tsukina’s 3k collab)
⁛ Tease (Levi Ackermann x f!reader)
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Requests are open, yall!
Hi!
I wanted to let you know that you can make a commission for headcanons or a little scenario about the following fandoms and characters!!
Boku No Hero Academia
Chisaki Kai
Takami Keigo
Toga Himiko
Kaminari Denki
Kirishima Eijiro
Todoroki Touya
Todoroki Shoto
Uraraka Ochako
Ashido Mina
Kyōka Jirō
Yaoyoruzu Momo
Shingeki No Kyojin
Levi Ackerman
Hange Zöe
Mikasa Ackerman
Eren Jaëger
Jean Kirstein
Armin Arlert
Annie Leonhard
Jujutsu Kaisen
Nanami Kento
Gojo Satoru
Maki Zennin
Kugisaki Nobara
Yuuji Itadori
Megumi Fushiguro
Kimetsu No Yaiba
Rengoku Kyojuro
Tomioka Giyuu
Tengen Uzui
Kibutsuyi Muzan
Iguro Obanai
Genya Shinazugawa
Kamado Tanjiro
Shinobu Kōcho
Kanjori Mitsuri
Naruto Shippuden
Uzumaki Naruto
Sabaku No Gaara
Uchiha Sasuke
Uchiha Itachi
Hatake Kakashi
Nara Shikamaru
Inuzuka Kiba
Akasuna No Sasori
Tears Of Themis
Vyn Richter
Artem Wing
Luke Pearce
Genshin Impact
Zhongli
Sucrose
Albedo
Kaeya Alberich
Dainsleif
Kojou Sara
Raiden Ei/Raiden Shogun
Lisa
Arataki Itto
Haikyuu!!!
Azumane Asahi
Bokuto Kotaro
Oikawa Toruu
Kuroo Tetsuro
Nishinoya Yuu
Sawamura Daichi
Kozume Kenma
Wakatoshi Ushijima
Akaashi Keiji
Hinata Shoyo
Shinosuke Kita
Terushima Yuji
Aone Takanobu
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shotomyheart · 2 years
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friends to lovers hcs
oikawa x fem reader
warnings: she/her pronouns, one vague mention of throwing up
★ This man loves attention from everyone, and that includes his forbidden crush: you. If you’re in the room, he wants your eyes on him, bc his eyes are certainly on you.
★ He loves to drape his arms around you casually, or if he’s having a bad day he’ll flop his whole body on you. Feel free to scold him, but he’ll feel better if you squeeze back before you shove him off.
★ He’s big on physical affection with everyone. So it’s no question why when you’re in the room he often has to be touching you in some way. Whether it be just hanging off your shoulder, or splaying his legs on top of yours during movie night.
★ After a loss, you picked up the habit of playing with his hair and watching tv with him, it distracts him for a bit and gives him peace. Sometimes you catch him humming when you scratch his scalp right, like a purring cat. You give him massages or make little braids, he doesn’t care as long as it’s you. But also, you never want to leave him when he’s sad, so you usually fall asleep on the couch, with your hands in his hair. He thinks you’re adorable when you sleep.
★ He tends to greet you with literal open arms, expecting a hug immediately. He sways when he hugs you, but not for too long.
★ If there’s a concert or an amusement park in town, you are always his first choice. He really likes candied apples and he’s obnoxious on rollercoasters. He’s definitely afraid of them, but if you show interest he’ll do every ride to show off to you. Once, he went on a large dipped rollercoaster and after he got off, he immediately threw up into the trashcan. It’s okay though, he liked how you babied him after.
★ He has used you as an excuse not to go out with others at parties. You two have a pact that makes you the “reserved girlfriend” and him the “reserved boyfriend” for the night if either of you are being bothered by others.
★ He likes parties because both of you become looser in your actions. Lots of almost kisses and an occasional dance that’s a bit too close for “just friends”. But neither of you mind as you just blame it on the alcohol to excuse your softer touches.
★ He loves to take pictures with you! Some he posts on instagram, others he keeps for himself.
★ If you go through a breakup, he is your number one supporter. He has a barrel of ice cream, tissues, your favorite movies and a classic chick flick you haven’t seen just in case you want some variety, and a pre-made playlist of happy songs to get you out of the mood if needed. Will trash your ex like no tomorrow. Truly, he is the best friend to have in this type of situation. He knows exactly what to say for you to feel validated and generally just feel better.
★ If you make it to best friends before either of you confesses, life is only harder when goodbye kisses on the cheek become a thing. Iwaizumi noticed the first time and questioned it, happily surprised, thinking his friends finally are dating, but eventually he scowls and hits Oikawa in the head for being an idiot after Oikawa tries to justify his actions, “It’s just like kissing my sister goodbye!” Yeah, that was a bit of a downer for you to hear. He doesn’t realize what he implied until later and he calls Iwa at midnight with his overthinking. Iwa hangs up.
★ When you eventually make it to a relationship status (and yes, it will happen, it is written in the stars), it’ll be after a volleyball game when he’s most confident OR a rare occurrence of him showing you his vulnerability during pillow talk. You’ll answer him with a kiss <3
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yamagucji · 3 years
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HQ boys as chaotic late night texts
ft. tadashi, bokuto, atsumu, kenma, suna, oikawa
note. 99% all from me and @senkuwu-chan’s conversations bc we are two dumb bitches sharing one brain cell <3 luv her. OH also this is my first text fic b kind to it pls :’(
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tomiokai · 3 years
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“fuck off”
haikyuu!!
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navigation <- masterlist found here
[ sfw ] how the haikyuu!! boys would react if you responded to their texts with “fuck off” as a prank. prank gone wrong. gn!reader
s. tendou / k. sugawara / k. bokuto / k. tsukishima/ a. miya / t. oikawa
notes: this ones a little similar to the “i’m horny” txt fanon but with different characters.
cw: swearing
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bokutospandex · 2 years
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*Iwa and Oikawa sleeping next to each other during tournaments and Iwa is watching Oikawa sleep internally screaming and counting all the spots on his face where he wanted to plant kisses*
Oikawa cracking an eye open with a shitty grin on his face: Iwa-Chan are you watching me sleep? Were you counting all my perfections?
Iwa screaming internally: No! I was counting all the spots on your stupid face that piss me off!
*Iwa turning around with his back facing Oikawa and blushing deeply, pissed off that Oikawa had caught him*
Oikawa: Goodnight Iwa-Chan
Iwa: Go to hell Shittykawa!
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cosmichanako · 3 years
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HQ SETTERS RESPONDING TO “i’d die for you”
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hinata: i’d die for you kageyama: i’d die for you first
daichi: i’d die for you sugawara: but you already have?
bokuto: i’d die for you! akaashi: please don’t.
kuroo: i’d die for you kenma: you will.
iwaizumi: i’d die for you oikawa: aww i’d die for you too
semi: i’d die for you shirabu: then perish
sakusa: i’d die for you atsumu: cool. wait what-
goshiki: i’d die for you kogane: don’t say that!
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haikyuucaptains456 · 3 years
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Gifts The Haikyuu Captains Would Get You
Daichi-
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He gives off very classy and classic vibes
Probably would do this for an anniversary or a birthday
Kuroo-
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Strikes me as a hoodie type of man
He uses it as an excuse to cuddle you
Bokuto-
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I can't sit here and pretend that he wouldn't give you this as a gift
He'll make sure you have enough of his merch you can make a whole outfit(so he can show you off and flex on his fellow teammates)
Ushijima-
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He's a very simple man who probably isn't always the best at picking out gifts
He likely will often surprise you with a variety of flowers sitting on the table for you when you come home from working or running errands
Terushima-
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Seems like the type of guy that would take you to get matching tattoos with him
While he does do it partly in comedy he also thinks of it as a way to always have a part of you with him
Oikawa-
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He's an expensive man with expensive taste, what can I say?
He probably makes a habit of surprising you with expensive gifts when you least expect it
Kita-
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I don't really have an explanation for this one
He just strikes me as the kind of boyfriend who likes giving you stuffed animals
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mochi-marie · 3 years
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Hello, How are you? Hope your doing well!
If it isn't too much, Can I request headcanons of how Oikawa, Osamu, Suna, and Tsukishima will react when someone hits on them when their s/o isn't around?
Thank you, Have a great day and Take care!! 💗
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˗ˏˋ 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐁𝐎𝐘𝐒 + 𝐆𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐇𝐈𝐓 𝐎𝐍 ˎˊ˗
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author’s note :: this was such a good idea, tysm for the request! 🤩💛 this was kinda fun to write ngl! didn’t have much to say for suna and tsukishima, so their’s are a teensy bit shorter.. !
perspective :: here
characters :: oikawa toru, miya osamu, suna rintaro, tsukishima kei
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⊰ 𝗢𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝗧𝗢𝗥𝗨 ⊱
♡ … because of oikawa's many fangirls, it isn't a strange occurence for the pretty captain to be hit on or complimented throughout his week.
♡ … honestly, it has happened in front of you before, where a fan would shyly walk over and gently shove a card or some sort of gift to you both before running off. sometimes they will just straight up walk over and start complimenting him as well.
♡ … when you're not around though, i feel like he may chuckle nervously and scratch the nape of his neck in the effortlessly charming way that he does.
♡ … "that's very sweet of you! but, i'm in a relationship!" is what he'll say in that sweet voice of his. his fans would either respect it or interrogate him.
♡ … but it doesn't matter -- in fact, it gives him a chance to talk about his lovely s/o more!
♡ … the more they question him, the more they see the adoration grow in his eyes the more he talks in depth about you and your relationship together -- hell, he'll even start to brag a bit!
♡ … when he find you again? oh ho, you best believe that a cheeky smirk will replace the soft smile that greets all of his fans. all you really need to see at this point is his hands clasped behind his back, foot swinging with the smug look on his face.
♡ … "(name)!~" he sighs in a sing-song voice. "guess what happened today?" with a playful grin tugging on his lips, he runs a hand through his utterly soft hair before continuing : "your super-talented, handsome boyfriend got hit on!"
♡ … "but don't worry," he says, wrapping his arms around your hips and pulling you to his chest loosely, looking down to you through his fluffy hair that flopped into his view.
♡ … "I'd never leave my (name), never in a million years!"
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⊰ 𝗠𝗜𝗬𝗔 𝗢𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗨 ⊱
♡ … osamu, while cool and collected on the outside, gets a bit shy and bashful when confronted with someone so forward like that, glancing away awkwardly.
♡ … i feel like he's just so used to atsumu getting all of that kind of attention, that he dosen't consider the fact that hey, other people might find him utterly attractive as well!
♡ … so, getting a rather bold compliment in passing, he might go silent with an awkward blush rising, ears burning a pink color.
♡ … "uh, uhm, e-erm, yeah-" will kind of just stumble around until he finds the correct words to respond -- but by then the mysterious flirt has already walked on.
♡ … i feel like he just wouldn't say anything about it unless it came up in conversation? something about osamu just strikes me as the type of person to not mention a whole lot of things that happens with him unless someone asks about his day, or if he knows its something that needs to be discussed.
♡ … so knowing osamu, atsumu would probably find out one way or another, and then mention it.
♡ … "you got hit on?" "w-well i, ya see, er-"
♡ … osamu may not show it, but he gets a little nervous at the questioning look on your face after atsumu's mouth just had to blurt out the little tid-bit of information.
♡ … honestly, it's adorable to watch his ears grow more red with every passing second as he tries to explain what happened, though an involuntary smile grows on his face as he watches an identical one grow on yours.
♡ … now, whenever you compliment him, you just say "are my compliments better than their's?" teasingly, and his ears burn but a grin washes over his face as he presses a kiss to your forehead -- "always."
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⊰ 𝗦𝗨𝗡𝗔 𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗔𝗥𝗢 ⊱
♡ … would not expect it, and probably wouldn't care all too much. he seems very analytical, chill, and laid-back, so it wouldn't surprise me if he kind of just.. shrugged it off?
♡ … nods to the person respectively before wandering off to continue whatever it was he was doing before they had interrupted his train of thought.
♡ … you would probably never knew it happened until weeks later, when suna was having a conversation with someone -- perhaps atsumu ( he seems to be a bit of a chatter-box when it comes to gossip ).
♡ … at the confusion on your face, he'll probably just shrug before looking back down to his phone; "yeah, some person just kinda said some things to me i suppose,"
♡ … he looks back up to you from the corner of his eyes, shrugging again, "honestly? i wasn't really paying attention."
♡ … suna doesn't see it as a big deal, especially since he truly didn't care what they had to say about him, or what they thought. the only opinion that matters to him is his own, and yours.
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⊰ 𝗧𝗦𝗨𝗞𝗜𝗦𝗛𝗜𝗠𝗔 𝗞𝗘𝗜 ⊱
♡ … if someone were to ever casually hit on him when you were not around, i also believe that he wouldn't really care all too much on what they had to say.
♡ … i mean, he'll be polite about it -- nodding his head with the thank you, maybe if he's caught in a good mood he'll give a small little half-forced smile that will either be painfully obvious or be so obvious that they believe it's a genuine smile -- but it doesn't matter all too much to him.
♡ … if you ask about his day, that will be in his little run down of things that had happened to him, otherwise, you could go weeks or months without ever hearing about this.
♡ … he probably wouldn't tell anyone else, so the only people that could possibly know would only be you or yamaguchi, unless others were around to witness it.
♡ … it may give him a little confidence boost, but other than that, he'd rather be showered in your praise rather than some flirt's off-hand compliment based on his appearance or assumptions about his personality.
♡ … if you were to get jealous, he would just sigh and after enough time or talk about it, he'll pat your head and place a small kiss to your hair, rolling his eyes with a simple; "meant nothing, doesn't matter now," or something along those lines as a little reassurance.
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minimalstforlevi · 3 years
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Lolz
👀🤳
Iwazumi : I f**king despise Oikawa
Y/n : No you don't
Iwazumi: No i don't
Y/N: ...
Iwazumi:...
Y/N : BABHABAHBHDVH IM TELLING EVERYONE
Iwazumi: MOTHERFUC-
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sortavibing · 3 years
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OK I WAS IN MY SHOWER AND I THOUGHT OF ANOTHER IDEA 💡
Bokuto (ofc) Oikawa and Kuroo with a s/o who’s hands are colder than the Antarctic like they just always be cold man...
thanks for requesting mamacita😩
bokuto, kuroo, and oikawa with an s/o with cold ass hands
bokuto:
this man's love language is definitely physical touch, so he always is holding you hand, or putting his arm around your shoulder whenever you guys are in public. the first time he held your hand he was lowkey surprised, but in a stupid way so it was really funny to you :)
after the initial shock, he honestly doesn't really care, because he definitely has those nonstop sweaty palms, so when you can annoy him with your cold hands, he can annoy you with his warm ones.
as a joking gift, he bought you some gloves (they had little owls on them because he's sentimental like that), and even before he gave them to you, he was laughing so hard, and you just were like; "ok, so this gift is going to be stupid", but you went along with it just to see what he was laughing so much about (after you saw them you laughed too, because the joke was just so dumb but cute at the same time)
he does this little thing where he'll hold both of your hands and blow on them and rub them between his to make them warmer, and then just look at you with these puppy eyes that scream "did that help make them warmer?" and it's just so cute-
kuroo:
he honestly feels like he is surrounded by people with cold hands, because kenma and literally all of nekoma (except yamamoto and inouka) has cold hands too, and when he first holds yours, he is literally convinced that he is the only person with warm hands.
kuroo doesn't really care that you have ice cubes for hands, and he'll make lowkey shady jokes about it, but they are really stupid so they are more dorky than shady so it's funny.
whenever he's playfully mad at you, he'll take your hand and put it on your face and jokingly say some shit like; "see? this is what i have to feel all the time. you have no right to argue with me when i deal with this". and if you get mad, he'll just start laughing, because he thinks whatever he says is the peak of comedy (his lowkey ego smh)
since you have pretty cold hands, most of the pda he'll do with you will be holding your hand in an attempt to warm it up, and if you say they are still cold, he'll kiss each finger and once you start blushing he'll say that you look warm enough with this stupid smirk on his face, because he was able to fluster you.
oikawa:
this bitch has cold hands too- so he thinks that your hands are normal, until iwazumi calls you guys some stupid insult about how you and oikawa have refrigerators for palms, and then it finally clicks for oikawa that not everyone has freezing hands, and you just are like; "how tf did you not know this before-"
he will use warming up your hands as an excuse to hold your hand, and he tries to be nonchalant about it, but fails miserable, so it's so obvious that he just wants to hold your hand, but you play along to spare his ego.
another attempt to warm up you guys' hands is buying hot drinks, so he'll go to Starbucks and get both of you a hot drink (he will never get coffee anywhere else and he will stand by that fact until the day he dies), and it's become a lowkey tradition :)
he thinks threatening to freeze people with yours and his hands is the funniest shit ever, so if anyone tries to test you guys, he'll just say some stupid threat about touching them, and you find it so funny, because he always feels like a bad bitch afterwards (as he should)
i hope you enjoyed!
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