the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history
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christmas season at the wolfstar flat
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Sirius: (walking out of the bathroom after finding a spell/potion that temporarily colors his hair) What do you think, moony?
Remus: (looks up from his book) cute.
*after a while*
Remus:*sobbing on James shoulder* He was so hot.
James: I know.
Remus: I'm so gay.
James: I know.
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i wanna save you from your sorrow
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james: i’m at the point that i’m ready to fist fight walburga in the back of a dennys.
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Reg: i refrained from killing multiple people today
Rem: well done. why?
Reg: they were being loud - oh, you mean, why didnt i?
Rem: obviously
Reg: there were too many witnesses
James and Sirius are watching their boyfriends with heart eyes in mild fear
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fr tho why is everything smut😭😭 i wanna read angst that would ruin me, make me sick to my stomach and cry like there's no tomorrow bro i want a fanfic that is so devastating that i won't be able to function for the next few months
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you have been invited to cece's smutober event! pick a day and dive right in. but be warned of the spooky surprises you may encounter.
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day one: steve harrington + dry humping
day two: lando norris + phone sex
day three: james potter + erotica
day four: quinn hughes + car sex
day five: charlos + free use
day six: theo nott + humiliation
day seven: dando + blindfold
day eight: remus lupin + chocolate
day nine: max verstappen + somnophilia
day ten: luke hughes + cockwarming
day eleven: lestappen + objectification
day twelve: eddie munson + squirting
day thirteen: poly!marauders + orgasm control
day fourteen: daniel ricciardo + first time
day fifteen: harry styles + filming
day sixteen: jack hughes + thigh riding
day seventeen: sebastian vettel + corruption
day eighteen: steve harrington + breeding kink
day nineteen: wolfstar + sex pollen
day twenty: charles leclerc + aphrodisiac
day twenty-one: sirius black + semi-public sex
day twenty-two: carlando + seduction
day twenty-three: trevor zegras + overstimulation
day twenty-four: norstappen + mile high club
day twenty-five: steddie + cuckholding
day twenty-six: charlando + tit-fucking
day twenty-seven: eddie munson + mastrubation
day twenty-eight: maxiel + heat
day twenty-nine: jack hughes and trevor zegras + intoxication
day thirty: carlos sainz + manhandling
day thirty-one: steddie + wet dream
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logging off...
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James: Regulus’ lip balm tastes so good. Like vanilla.
Sirius: YOU GUYS KISSED?!
Regulus: No.
Regulus: James just ate my lip balm.
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no, you don't understand. that depressed, traumatized mf is my emotional support character and I would die for him
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you're out doing normal young adult activities like having drinks or socializing and i am in my room reading about the same fictional couple fall in love in every universe. we are NOT the same
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why are you, a minor, writing nsfw fics? where tf are your parents kiddo??
I've had quite a few people ask me questions like this lately, so I'd like to clarify a few things.
Firstly, my mum is a fan of my writing. She reads most of my pieces (minus the smut although she's aware I write them). In fact, she often helps edit my one-shots because I have dyslexia.
Secondly, it's adults, much like yourself, who tend to treat topics like sex, drugs, and alcohol as these forbidden subjects for minors that will cause kids to explore these things in a way to rebel against their parents. When adults aren't open to discussing these matters and teaching kids how to approach them safely, it actually makes them more curious.
In my experience, having parents who are open and willing to have these conversations has built trust between us. They've allowed me to have a drink on special occasions and have been open about sex, rather than treating it as taboo.
So yeah, that’s where my parents are and that why me, a minor, am writing nsfw fics! 😁
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barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend
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*remus & sirius finding a good make-out spot at the library*
remus: what’s that noise?
*regulus underneath james with his shirt half undone*
james: oh!! fancy seeing you here...!!
reg: *waves* hey
sirius: *grabs a book, aims it at regulus*
remus: no, please, not the book—
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idk why im in such a bad mood rn but it actually PISSES ME TF OFF how the entire marauders fandom collectively decided to take this bum-ass loser character with one discernable impact on the storyline (regulus. im talking about regulus) and make him a super complex, three-dimensional MAIN character in the era that’s being literally paired with JAMES POTTER(???) when they could’ve taken a character who AREADY has existing complexities and everything they could ever want and develop them. but they won’t because that character is a fucking woman ☠️☠️
the way the black sisters would have the entire fandom in a fucking chokehold if they were boys. do you actually think sirius and regulus would be as cherished as they are now if they were women? hell fucking no, regulus would be hated on so badly. the way we were given narcissa and fucking andromeda too? here’s the entire fandom yapping on and on about how cool regulus is for rebelling against the dark lord when narcissa was doing it and fucking getting away with it too (because she’s better and doesn’t suck ass). here’s andromeda going against her entire bloodline ON HER OWN but yet shes still so overshadowed by sirius (who literally came after her). then you got bellatrix who is canonly one of the most powerful (and cuntiest) witches in the hp-verse and you decide to go and develop BARTY instead. think about it. they’re both crazy except one is more of a loser and is a male so of course the fandom will choose him.
and then. of course. lily evans who is literally the mother of the entire verse itself is still out here fighting for literal recognition and development from the fandom. and those mfs still give it to regulus instead ☠️☠️
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