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sodamnbored · 19 days

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Damian, entering the living room: Oh, Drake. I didn’t realise you were here too.

Tim, distracted on his phone on the couch: Yeah, best WiFi around. Keeping busy?

Damian, looking in cupboards and chandeliers for acrobatic older brothers: Looking for Dick.

Tim absently, not looking up from Grindr: Mm, me too.

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declamationark · 1 month

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DPxDC prompt: Danny Phantom is an extremely high-level threat due to his capabilities and experience battling against his ghostly enemies. Batman is creating a contingency plan for him and Constantine's advice, as the one who dances the tango with the Infinite Realms? A bone-weary sigh of "plop him down a telly and put on a NASA documentary or something. It's like you haven't been dealing with teen kids for decades now fer fuck's sake."

#danny phantom #danny fenton #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompts #batman #john constantine #lowkey but Constantine's been dealing with this snarky teen for a while now #in denial that he's practically Danny's weird uncle and honorary Fenton #Dealer's choice on how they met but I'd like it to be as chaotic as possible #who will win? a british disaster or a schrodinger's american boi #the house of mysteries likes Danny better #they team up to keep Constantine on his toes #Constantine has no qualms using Danny's Obsession to get five minutes of relaxation #and Danny has no qualms bringing up Constantine and Clockworks...#ehem #“history” together

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abbeyofcyn · 11 months

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Let's show them what this baby can DO!

A surprisingly good idea, my dearest brother

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #my art #rise of the tmnt #the disaster twins #disaster twins #donatello hamato #leonardo hamato #they will be hell to deal with now #chaotic gremlings with tactics and smarts and combined ninpo #fear them

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glitter-lisp · 2 years

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Love that when faced with the same problem Amity tried to talk to and reason with their parents, while the twins went straight for arson and grand theft auto

#the owl house #toh #amity blight #edric blight #emira blight #love my chaotic disaster children <3

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wishiwasadruid · 1 year

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Merlin: Hey Lance! Wanna commit treason with me?

Lancelot: Merlin, what the hell?

Merlin: Wait, sorry, my bad.

Merlin: [whispering] wanna commit treason with me?

Lancelot: [whispering back] yeah of course :)

#merlin #chaotic lawful and Chaotic disaster on their way to commit high treason #bbc merlin #incorrect quotes #merlin incorrect quotes #merlin bbc #lancelot du lac #merlin and lancelot #sir lancelot

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nxpthys · 20 days

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Aemond: Can we please stay in your room?

Helaena: Why?

Daeron: We played with an ouija board and cursed ours.

Aemond: Aegon doesn’t know how to banish the spirits, so he just threw salt at them and yelled, “DOES THIS LOOK LIKE A HOTEL TO YOU?!”

#ok i'll make this a modern setting series so heres the tag:#chaotic modern setting au - green fam #pls i need a fic #disaster siblings #daeron & aegon & aemond the chaotic triad #house of the dragon #incorrect quotes #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #daeron targaryen #helaena targaryen #targtowers #incorrect hotd quotes #pro team green

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a-dumb-sarcastic-bisexual · 10 months

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AO3 is back up but I’m still writing Nimona headcanons

I feel like the main trio are all really bad at taking care of themselves

Nimona can go a long time without eating drinking or sleeping so it's really easy for her to fall into a pattern of not taking care of herself until she’s sluggish and snappy

At first it was really hard for the boys to distinguish her food withdrawals from her normal chaos

When they do figure it out they make sure she eats and drinks at least once a day even if it small

It took a minute for her to adapt to this because she views taking care of herself as a hobby

But after a while she realizes that they’re just looking out for her so she goes along with it

Every once and a while Bal gets hyper-fixated on certain projects which causes him to forget to eat and sleep

Nimona once asked Ambrosius why he doesn’t do anything to stop these habits to which he responded “Oh believe me Nim I’ve tried it’s better to just let him get it out of his system”

Nimona still didn’t understand this and tried to force Bal to get up and take care of himself

Which just ended with Nimona being on the other side of a verbal thrashing and then quickly shoved out of Bal’s workspace

Ambrosius didn’t even bat an eye

Just walked around Nimona into the room with some food and water and then quickly left him alone

After that Nimona started to leave Bal snacks and pillows in his workshop when he eventually crashed

(And occasionally carrying him to his room when Ambrosius was too tired to carry him)

Bal also forgets to charge his arm

So it’s not uncommon for his arm to die and stay locked in that position

One time Ambrosius walked into the kitchen to find Bal hunched in an awkward position over his coffee and he didn’t flinch

Just gave him a straw and a kiss on his head before he left for work

Another time Nimona walked into the living room to find them cuddled on the couch

And they start their normal rant of “Ew gross get a room”

To which Ambrosius replied “I would if I could Nim”

She was quietly informed that Bal fell asleep and his arm died shortly after and Ambrosius has been stuck like this for hours waiting for Bal to wake up

Nimona laughed so hard they almost woke Bal up

They started storing chargers all around the house after that

So I have a headcanon that I kind of hinted at in my other post

But I’m fully convinced that Ambrosius' shoulder is fucked after the movie (he also has scars because I said so)

Because no way in hell can this man take a blast like that to his shoulder and walk away perfectly fine

Nah that man will be doing PT exercises for the rest of his life

And this dork forgets to do his exercises until he’s literally on the floor writhing in pain

Bal has tried just about everything to get him to remember

He’ll leave notes around the house, he’ll remind him before he leaves for work, writing it into his workout routine

Nimona told him “Boss you’re being too soft” and quickly switched tactics

Now you might be wondering what method Nimona used and that's simple he started blackmailing Ambrosius

Nimona started to warn Ambrosius “If you don’t do your exercises I’ll tell boss what happened to the last slice of cake” or “I’ll release the video of you singing at the top of your lungs while cleaning the house”

And the stupid thing is it worked

Ambrosius always says shit like “I should have left you in that box on the side of the road” to which Nimona responds with “Nah you’d miss me too much”

He also had a bad habit of getting sucked into little projects like trying to rebuild the city and fixing all the brainwashing that's been going on since the institute was created

You know small tasks for one person

And this dork will stay locked in his office until Nimona and Bal drag his overdramatic ass out

He always makes a big deal about it too screaming shit like “Oh please help me the heroes of the realm are kidnapping me an innocent bystander while I was simply doing my job!”

I feel like Bal and Ambrosius have a lot of nicknames for Nimona “Nim” is the most common

“Hun” and “kid” are used a couple of times but not nearly as often as the weird ones

Like “tornado” “tsunami” “hurricane” and “forest fire”

And if we're getting really sappy “starlight”

Now if you're wondering where this one came from I’ll tell you

When Bal and Ambrosius were little beans Bal called Ambrosius “sunshine”

It was supposed to be ironic but after that he started calling Bal “moonbeam”

And Ambrosius jokes that Nimona completes their little astronomy shtick

She pretended to be grossed out and lets Bal hug her and Bal and Ambrosius pretended not to notice the tears on Bals shirt

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mubbyjo · 10 months

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the rest of my older rottmnt art! donnie and mikey are so unus annus to me and i have a million more wips of them drawn over ethan and mark, but sadly it ain't nothin worth posting 😓😓 the video was my first time ever doing an animatic, and i still think it came out pretty good!!

#mattyjarts #fanart #tmnt fanart #disaster twins #donnie and mikey if they had a youtube channel would be just as fucking chaotic (if not moreso)#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise fanart #rise mikey #rise donnie #rise leo #rise raph #unus annus #tmnt art #tmnt #tmnt animatic #rottmnt

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hanakihan · 11 days

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my favorite avengers in their natural habitat

#fate grand order #fgo #edmond dantes #antonio salieri #jeanne d’arc alter #jalter #that’s it that’s how I see them #they’re so fucking chaotic and stupid I love them #two angry French and one tired Italian sure isn’t a cocktail for a disaster #jokes about Dantès being a coffee addict give me life

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sodamnbored · 1 month

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Leo: There are two things in this life that I am utterly committed to.

Jason: Oh yeah? What are they?

Leo, smoothly: Well the first is obviously you, handsome.

Jason, flustered and pleased: And the second?

Leo, solemnly: The bit.

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mindfulstudyquest · 15 days

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tw unhealthy coping mechanisms

i love posting motivational quotes and talking about healthy ways to find balance in life and school. but the truth is that my routine looks more like:

neglecting basic needs while working on the assignment because i procrastinated too much

submit the aforementioned assignment

rotting in my bed until further notice

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incorrectskywalkers · 8 months

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i've been thinking a lot about this post again so here's a handful of incorrect quotes based on this au because i'm back on my cal kestis bullshit may possibly do more

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Anakin: Guess what?

Obi-Wan: What, Anakin?

Anakin: No, you have to guess.

Obi-Wan. wary: I don't know.

Anakin: Cal's in the medbay.

Obi-Wan: Why would you make me guess that?! What happened?!

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Obi-Wan: Cal got into a fight today.

Anakin: Oh. That’s... bad.

Anakin:

Anakin: Did he win?

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Anakin: Cal, what do you have?

Cal: A KNIFE!

Anakin: Okay, have fu-

Obi-Wan: NO!

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Obi-Wan, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.

Cal: I saw someone fall out a tree today!

Obi-Wan, with the tone of someone who is used to Cal: Outstanding.

Anakin, standing beside Cal, covered in dirt and leaves:

Obi-Wan: This is what I'm talking about people.

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Cal, rolling down the window: What seems to be the problem, officer?

Anakin: Get the KRIFF out of my speeder.

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Anakin, pointing at Cal: That child is morally grey at best.

#obi wan. anakin and cal are the most chaotic brothers ever #they share one collective braincell (obi wan always has the braincell)#star wars #star wars au #disaster lineage cal #incorrect quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #star wars incorrect quotes #obi wan kenobi #anakin skywalker #cal kestis #jedi fallen order #jedi survivor #disaster lineage #source: incorrect quotes generator #and also a couple from other quotes i saw on tumblr

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very-feral-lesbian · 21 days

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cant wait for this BISEXUAL man to realize that he was not in fact jealous of eddie but jealous about eddies behaviors with tommy

#like he is a chaotic bi disaster who is going to slowly realize that he IS in fact in love with his best friend #i know what you are #911 on abc #911 abc #911 #evan buck buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #911 season seven #911 spoilers #911 season 7 #911 series #911 s7 #bisexual evan buckley #bi buck

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the-great-kraken · 2 months

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just finished fabian's no good very bad day and i have not had such a visceral reaction to a story in a very long time. a harrowing experience in a million ways.

#hilarious. devestating. embarassing. horrible. life-changing. chaotic.#in so many words: unique.#a disaster the likes of which i may never see again.#rhi rambles #fabian seacaster #fabian aramais seacaster #fantasy high #fantasy high sophomore year #fhsy #d20 fantasy high #dimension 20 #dimension 20 fantasy high #dimension 20 fhsy

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nxpthys · 20 days

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Aemond: If the Moon is made of cheese and Saturn is six, how many pancakes could you eat on Mars?

Aegon: Yellow

Helaena: The correct answer is packing peanuts

Daeron: Oh I see, because you carry the two and-

Criston: W-what?

Alicent: What is wrong with you four?

#chaotic modern setting au - green fam #alicole is just concerned parents #disaster siblings #aemond targaryen #aegon ii targaryen #helaena targaryen #alicent hightower #daeron targaryen #criston cole #pro team green #incorrect hotd quotes #house of the dragon

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rinqueraa · 2 years

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lizard brain

#skk #soukoku #bsd #motorbike ride is great because they have an excuse to cuddle (for safety!!) and there is no eye contact #perfect for these touchstarved disaster gays #i spent the longest time thinking about how they should probably wear helmets but these chaotic mafia teenagers have survived far worst #a little unsafe motorbike ride is ok #dont try this at home

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