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maxtermind · 2 days

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is it too much if I request a text au where the reader is rumoured to be in a relationship with someone other than their boyfriend? I'm sorry if this is confusing😅

when fans ship you with the wrong f1 driver

( texts masterlist \ main masterlist \ drop a request ) ★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: crack ★ : a/n :: won't be able to update my masterlist for a week probably but you can use the tag ★ : my work ! to locate my new works because the posts are scheduled <3

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fanaticalthings · 1 day

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next thing you're gonna tell me is that the butts match 🙄

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mingyus-blackcard · 6 hours

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ੈ✩‧ a man has his needs (texts) ੈ✩‧

summary : the solution to all problrms involves subtarcting the clothes

warning : very suggestive

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th3e-m4ng0 · 7 hours

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#transformers #tfa #transformers animated #optimus prime #art #crack #still Insane after reading the fic. i have made this directly after finishing it #by the time u see this it'll be three weeks later and i'll have healed

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cyzi4 · 2 days

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—Just some crack msgs between some jjk men

𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: crack, pre-established relationships, Toji’s worm

𝐓𝐨𝐣𝐢 𝐅𝐮𝐬𝐡𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐨

𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚

𝐒𝐮𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐮 𝐆𝐞𝐭𝐨

#jujutsu kaisen #sukuna #unckuna #toji fushiguro #geto suguru #jjk smau #crack #men #gojo satoru #nah id win #monkeys

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luciathcv · 2 days

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the exchange student - nmr | four: exposed

summary: y/n's family (aka her mom and her) host a foreign exchange student for the school year, that exchange student being nishimura riki from japan.

taglist: @yangjungwonnie @kjdhdjkfyk @yoonzns @lukesboo @nan-lzzn @ae-hnir @illvding @mnxnii @yvjw @jiamini @soobs-things @ashtxrie @yourssincerely-mimi @sophi-ee @im-yn-suckers @rikisgeef @anormieee (lmk if you want to join)

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iamnmbr3 · 16 hours

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Snape: The Dark Lord has a message for you. He says could you please stop thinking about Draco Malfoy so loudly. It's distracting him from his evil plans.

Harry: First of all, that's an exaggeration.

Ron & Hermione: It's really, really not.

Harry: Second of all, I don't complain to him about the 1001 facts and intimate details about Alphard Black that I've been treated to.

Sirius: O_O The what?

#crack #incorrect harry potter quotes #tom riddle/alphard black #Alphalord #incorrect harry potter #humor #drarry #tom riddle #alphard black #voldemort #random musings #Harry Potter #alphard black/tom riddle

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fanfictionroxs · 14 hours

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If I had a nickel for every time a character named Danny deprogrammed Jacob Anderson's character from brainwashing, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it has happened twice.

Welcome back Daenerys Targaryen

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crybabycunt · 2 days

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Kate: Why is Clint mad at you?

Yelena: He sneezed and I accidentally said, "shut the fuck up," instead of, "bless you."

Kate: How do you accidentally say, "shut the fuck up"?

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #funny #crack #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes

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woppsvt · 2 days

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Exposing your relationship by mistake

seventeen’s hip hop unit.

genre : crack, fluff, fake texts, established relationship

tw : curse, angst

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angelswaiting · 21 hours

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soundwave making starscream lean in to show him something on his visor and then making it turn white and on max brightness

#tfp soundwave #tfp starscream #starscream tfp #soundwave tfp #tfp #tfp meme #crack #soundwave #starscream #bonus points if he plays the ear ringing sound effect

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maxtermind · 8 hours

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pls can you do a text thing where you are just being a pure simp/fangirl for another driver!! thank u thank u thank u

simping for another driver in front of your f1 boyfriend

( texts masterlist \ main masterlist \ drop a request ) ★ : feat :: max verstappen, lewis hamilton, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, oscar piastri ★ : genre :: crack ★ : a/n :: oscar and carlos are surely on good terms but it's so fun writing these lmao

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kannellaspenta · 2 days

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ok but i had this dream about soukoku where basically they were dating and they'd fought and made up so. to celebrate. they were going to Ikea to have sex in the fake showers.

and this was like, a ritual for them. they'd do it every time they fought/made up (which i assume was often). it was so dumb but so in character LMAO

(they were even arguing in the car in a traffic jam on their way there)

(ik it sounds like i made it up to share a dumb hc but it's legit)

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marvelmaniac715 · 2 days

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The Master/Missy’s perspective on the events in Doctor Who could probably be roughly described as a Reddit post like this:

AITA for not supporting my partner’s conservation efforts?

I (1000M - M standing for Master) have been with my partner (D - 1000) for many years now, we were best friends as children and slowly began drifting apart because of differences in lifestyle and opinions. For context - my partner is passionate about advocating for the rights of a funny little species on Earth, whilst I personally don’t see the point in protecting their species because my partner and I are so much more superior. My partner gets very upset whenever I’ve voiced this opinion, and says that I’m an absolute monster, we’ve had a few fights about this matter (never anything major, we’ve both escaped from the fights as changed people… sometimes quite literally) and sometimes I’ve tried to take an active role in this conservation project by relating to the species or assuming a direct guardian/leadership role to bond with my partner. Unfortunately, despite my best efforts, my partner won’t speak to me, they’re not the person I last spoke to, and I’m actually not the person that my partner last spoke to either - I’ve been experiencing some personal growth (around a foot and two inches) and I want to make things right, but AITA?

#doctor who #the doctor #master doctor who #theta sigma #koschei #thoschei #reddit post #aita #this is a joke #crack

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giro-art-128 · 23 hours

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I present you this.

Explanations: non, only a source of my inspiration:

#my art #one piece #op art #roronoa zoro #man in dress #crack #i should go to bed

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lurafita · 9 hours

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Magnus + mundane gadgets

Youtube shorts are too addictive and I have been caught in a spiral of those (send help!), BUT, they have unlocked a new headcanon:

Magnus buys the most ridiculous things on the internet (and uses them!), mostly for fun, but also to support creative minds.

things like these:

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He will be like: "This is absolutely ludicrous. … I must have it!"

Alec regularly comes home to lots of boxes stacked up either in front of the door, or in the living room.

Magnus: "Look at all this funky stuff the mundanes have come up with now!" gleefully unboxing and trying things out

Alec: "… Stupid mundanes…" though does smile softly as he watches Magnus have a blast going through all the things he knows Magnus will ultimately gift to friends or donate to charity

There is no rhyme or reason to the kinds of things Magnus buys.

From the highly priced and actually useful, to the completely stupid and unnecessary gadgets, nothing is off the table.

Alec, helping with unboxing: "Magnus? I think you got scammed. There is just a rock with some googly eyes in here."

Magnus: "Oh! The pet rock! I thought that would take longer to ship."

Alec: "I'm sorry, a pet rock?"

Magnus: "Yes. Look at it. Isn't it fun?"

Alec: "You paid someone to ship you … a rock."

Magnus: "Not just 'a rock'. A 'pet rock'!"

#magnus bane #shadowhunters tv #alec lightwood #malec #malec headcanons #crack #ties in with my need to make Magnus even more eccentric #works in canon as well as mundane au #magnus would need to be rich. but I think that's pretty easy #Youtube

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