the next time the shitpostcalligrapher opens their ask box, someone needs to send in like. "I'm Merobiba", "Waluigi fucks, dude" or "Mayonnaise is food lube". I would but it's always open on the one day I can't get any service LMAO
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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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"Not all men--" you're right. Jacob Andrews and Nathan Yaffe would never. Spencer might, but I'd let him. He's allowed to be a bitch because it's funny.
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[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE
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