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#I can see this happening
shiiro-arts · 4 months
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Idiots
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chronicowboy · 1 year
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okay imagining buck helping eddie set up a dating profile in between calls at the firehouse and its just a very enlightening experience for everyone in the general vicinity. like buck's just leaning over his shoulder helping him pick photos like "no not that one, its good but its not great, oh wait i know which one you should use" and then he pulls out his own phone and just starts sending eddie pictures of himself that he's never seen before, bathed in like beautiful lighting and with huge fond cow eyes and smiling softly. and then buck just starts stealing the phone out of his hands to write down his best qualities and eddie just has to listen to buck wax poetic about him for like a straight ten minutes meanwhile hen, chim and bobby are just watching this in the background with slack jaws and wide eyes and a bowl of popcorn each.
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ortofosforico · 6 months
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Imma be delusional with you guys.
Spoilers for Loki s2 ep4.
Loki kills his past self, because he knows that version had to go back to Mobius.
Old Loki looks at Sylive with so much love (being delulu himself if I say so), but present Loki doesn't.
In the scene where Sylvie and Loki fight in the cafeteria, there's a looming feeling of anger and stress. There's a tension that someone like Mobius could help lift up, that you cannot resolve by talking to yourself. I think here, we realize (and Loki with us) that he and Sylvie don't balance each other out.
And the "there's nothing we can do, let's get a bite" is weirdly very healthy.
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ivoragrim · 8 months
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Throw back to ep 60 dbza cell saga
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40sjoyner · 6 months
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Daisy: As my father figure and mentor Phil coulson once said: get fucked.
Coulson: I have never once said that.
Daisy: I can read between the lines.
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down-the-hatters-hat · 10 months
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Divus Crewel : RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!!
Malleus : Chronologically speaking, I am centuries older than you
Crewel : …
Crewel : RESPECT YOUR TEACHERS
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f1incorrectquotess · 1 year
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Toto: Can I be frank with you guys?
Mick: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Lewis: Can I still be Lewis?
George: Shh, let Frank speak.
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cygnus7 · 2 months
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Durgetash but they’re constantly trying to sawtrap each other but they both find it incredibly hot. Then they’d get really sidetracked and just violently make out
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wearevillaneve · 1 year
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Barbie but make it Killing Eve. (original post by Berry on Twitter)
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marvel-lous-guy · 2 years
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Peter: *texting* Moster Starj I stubbed mu tohes
Tony: *texting* wtf? You stubbed your toe? Is that what you mean???
Peter: It Huuurrts Reeaaal baad!
Tony: oh my god. Your such a drama queen
Peter: But it huuurrts
Tony: fine. Come here. I'm in the lab
*Peter limps into the lab*
Peter: *really fast* Hey Mister Stark! Sorry to bother you I really didn't wanna but it really hurts and I thought you'd probably wanna know and-
Tony: *looking at blue prints* Woah! Kid, slow down! So, you stubbed your- OH MY GOD! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!
Peter: What? I told you I stabbed my thigh
Tony: NO YOU DIDN'T! STUBBED YOUR TOE! YOU SAID STUBBED YOUR TOE!
Peter: oh, my bad *passes out*
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navnae · 1 year
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The kids get Steve and Eddie #1 mom and #1 dad mugs for Christmas which Steve doesn’t get the joke but he needs something to enjoy his coffee so he takes it. Eddie understands the joke perfectly and he takes it upon himself to show Steve his mug. The blush that appears on his face is priceless, Eddie starts laughing til his stomach is aching. Now every time Steve drinks out of the mug the only thing that pops up in his head is Eddie laughing his ass off about what’s in the front of it.
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Blot: Hey, Pepper. We should make plans.
Pepper: EVIL PLANS!?
Blot: Oh, uh… no. Casual plans. Like we could go rollerblading on a Saturday and see a movie that night.
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Peeta: I’m lost without you.
Katniss: Aww that’s sweet.
Peeta: No seriously where tf are you? I can’t find you and I’m panicking!
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thirdspeakerdebater · 10 months
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*james and sirius both very drunk*
Sirius: i think i like moony.
James: yeahhh!!! i like moony too!
Sirius: no prongs. i mean i like like moony.
James: yeah mate! so do i!
Sirius: no prongs. I THINK IM IN LOVE WITH MOONY!!
James:
Sirius:
James: ohhhh
James:
James: wait…
James: OUR moony?!
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Hat Kid, throwing a pokeball at Snatcher: Snatcher, I choose you!
Snatcher, not looking up from their book and catching it: You need an Ultra ball to catch this Legendary Pokémon.
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bloodypeachblog · 11 months
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Livio: What if I busted your gun?
Vash: I'll get another one.
Livio: What if I turn you in?
Vash: I'm sure you'd have a good reason for it.
Nick: *walks in* What's going on here?
Livio: *to Nick* Meryl bet me 20 bucks I couldn't make Vash mad. *to Vash* What if I rip up your coat?
Vash: I can sew it back together.
Nick: You've got a better chance of convincing Roberto to stop drinking. This is impossible.
Livio: *gets real angry* *slams his fist on the table* WHAT IF I CUT OFF YOUR ARM?!
Vash: *waves with his metal arm*
Nick: Dude, just give up.
Livio: *to Nick* SHUT UP, YOU FUCKING PRICK!
Vash: .....*eye twitch*
*later that night*
*Livio is asleep in bed, when a metal hand covers his mouth and he wakes up to a gun pointed against his head point blank. It's Vash, looming over him, with the most ominous and scariest look on his face.* (imagine that blacked out face with the glowing glasses look you see in anime, yeah that)
Vash: *whispers* Don't scream.
Livio: HMPH?!
Vash: *whispers in a threatening way* If you ever disrespect my best friend like that again, I'll paint the walls with your blood. Do I make myself clear?
Livio: *nods furiously*
Vash: Good. Sleep tight. *smooches his cheek and leaves*
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