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daytaker · 2 months

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Could you perhaps write something where gn!mc is just,,, a complete asshole. Fully standoffish and rude, I think it'd be hilarious [bonus points if they have a traumatic backstory for WHY]

No bonus points for me because my asshole MCs exist in a state of suspended animation and they're just like this Because They Are.

Now, I go on and actually explore my idea from an earlier prompt that MC being standoffish would derail the entire plot of OG Season 1 since it requires them to help Belphie get out of the attic.

And if you're wondering, yes, Solomon is quoting KJV Book of Revelation at the end there.

How Your Year-Long Vacation In the Devildom Ended in the Apocalypse

or; Asshole Standoffish MC says what?

Ship: None Word Count: ~1.3k Triggers: Uhhhh... (points to the title)

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You're not here to make friends.

And you're definitely not here to date any million-year-old demons who look like they stepped out of the pages of Esquire.

You're here because you're Fate's favorite bitch, and apparently you haven't been suffering enough lately.

So you go ahead and announce all that to your host family the first time you all sit down for dinner.

"...Are humans like that?" asks Asmodeus, looking between you and his brothers. "...I...I don't remember humans being like that."

"Wow. Okay," says Leviathan, staring at his Switch. "First of all, what's your damage. Second, you should probably find the demons who are interested in dating you and let them know, lmao." He fist-bumps Mammon without looking up from the screen.

"What's Esquire?" asks Beel.

"I'm gonna go eat in my room," you say. "Goodnight."

As you leave, you hear Mammon mumble, "Well, they were right about being a bitch."

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Things aren't any less irritating at that stupid school. Honestly, who names a school after themselves and the fact that they're royalty? Was he just trying to make an easy acronym? Seriously. 'Royal Academy of Diavolo'.... It makes you cringe, hard.

So you sit in the back of all your classes and doodled your favorite sleep paralysis monsters getting closer and closer to the foot of your bed over the course of the day. You're just getting to where you can see the empty white scleras staring up at you when Dumb, Dumb, and Dumber turn up, A.K.A. the other exchange students, A.K.A. Simeon the Angel (dumb), Luke the Baby Angel (also dumb), and Solomon (dumber), the immortal human sorcerer and also the ancient king of Jerusalem? (Like, that Solomon? What the fuck, why does he look like a twenty-three year old anime boy?)

"You must be the newest exchange student," says the tall angel.

"Yeah, and?" you answer.

"Hey, you don't need to be so rude to him!" says the baby angel. His voice makes you want to throw yourself into a furnace.

"Yeah, and?" you answer again.

"Haha! So the new student has some spunk! I like that," says the Biblical king.

"Why are you all bothering me? I was drawing my sleep par--"

"We should all hang out at Purgatory Hall sometime," suggests Simeon, proving he hasn't been paying attention. "By the way, why did Diavolo end up putting you in with the brothers instead of situating you with us?"

"Because I walk around naked at night and I don't care who sees, and there's a child in your dorm."

"Really?" asks Simeon, covering Luke's ears. "Why do you do that?"

"Because fuck you, that's why. Leave me alone."

"I don't remember humans being like that," murmurs Simeon to Solomon as they walk away.

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"I'm a human too," says the demon in the attic.

"Uh-huh," you say with undisguised skepticism. "And you want me to forge pacts because...?"

"Because then you can release me. Us humans have to stick together."

You let that hang there for a few seconds before dropping the ax.

"...So I know you're Belphegor. Because your fucking picture is up in the house. You absolute moron."

His expression drops.

"You idiot. You lying shit. Don't waste my time like this again. I'm not forging pacts with any demons. I know you missed my first dinner here, but to sum it up: I'm not here to make friends."

"I don't remember humans being like this," he mumbles to himself. "Wha- hey! Wait! Where are you going?! Come back! Come- come back!!!"

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It's Diavolo's birthday party, and Lucifer forces you to come.

By that, I mean he physically picks you up and drags you there while you struggle and rage.

"I don't remember humans being like this," Diavolo says to Barbatos with some concern as he sees you carried thrashing through the entry.

"Oh, they absolutely are," argues Solomon. "I only calmed down after I'd been around about a hundred years. But for their stage of development, I'd say they're pretty much par for the course."

Barbatos stares blankly at Solomon as Diavolo nods sagely. "I see, I see... I suppose I'll have to keep that in mind when selecting our next exchange student."

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"Finally! The year is almost up, which means this loser's going back to the human world, and Belphie's gonna come back home!" cheers Mammon.

"Very expository of you," Satan replies dryly.

"Oh, Belphie is Belphegor, right? Your youngest brother?" you ask, looking up from the knife you've been sharpening. It's one of the chores you reluctantly accepted over the course of your stay here. You're taking care of your knife duties while brothers 2 and 4 cook dinner.

"Uh, obviously," snorts Mammon. "Why, what do you care? You'll be gone before he gets here."

"I forgot I never mentioned this to any of you. He's in the attic."

Mammon and Satan stare at you. Mammon chuckles nervously. "Whaaa? Don't be stupid, there's nothing up in the attic. Lucifer doesn't even let us go up there."

You stare back at him, unblinking. The two brothers glance at each other.

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You sit on your suitcase in the front hall of the House of Lamentation as the place goes up in flames.

Beelzebub is in a mindless rage, cursing Lucifer and breaking down walls. Every now and then, the entire house rumbles, indicating its structural integrity is just that much less solid.

Leviathan summoned Lotan in a moment of panic when Mammon kicked his door in and announced that Belphegor was going to war against the human world and Lucifer and Diavolo and he'd better pick sides before he got drafted, so the entire ground floor is soaked in a few inches of water and tentacles keep reaching out from the depths of the house. You swat them away whenever they get too close. You're not sure where Levi is now, but based on the fact you can hear Mammon screaming and pounding at the bathroom door, you can make a good guess.

Asmodeus released Cerberus from the basement after charming him, and when he realized the dog was too enraptured to obey Lucifer, the pressure got to him and he fled. Now the two are on the war path to Majolish, because 'all this drama is stressing [them] out' and 'this is how [they] cope, okay?'

Lucifer is grappling with Belphie and Satan, who, upon hearing that Belphie intended to rebel against Lucifer, joined his cause. He keeps trying to bang their heads together; you can see it happening in front of the fireplace down the hall. But Satan's tail keeps slashing at him like some sort of prehensile melee weapon and it's clearly at least somewhat effective.

Looking up, you see what appears to be a pair of dragons grappling in the sky, and all around you are the sounds of screams and sirens. The earth rumbles around you, and even the stars seemed to be falling from the sky.

"I can't believe you did it!"

You turn around in surprise as the door opens. Solomon stands there, beaming at you like a proud father. "You really did it! You broke the sixth seal!"

"Sorry, what?"

"'And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood!'"

"Sorry, what?"

The roof begins to cave in, so you step out of the way, and Solomon laughs maniacally.

"It's still going! 'And the great kings of the land said to the mountains and rocks, "Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne!"'" Another chunk of the ceiling crashes directly in front of you.

"Are you high?"

"Yes!"

"Share."

So we smoke a joint, staring up through the broken roof into the starless sky, watching demons and brawl, awaiting the breaking of the seventh seal: silence.

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sparkbeast20 · 1 year

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Silent Treatment

This one is going to be long

House of Lamentation (New) (8)

Leviathan: Please! I'm sorry MC!

Asmodeus: Darling please!

Beelzebub: We didn't know that it brought back bad memories.

Beelzebub: We're sorry

Beelzebub: 😥😥😥

67 (2) Beel's POV

Belphegor: Beel I don't know if I have the right to say something in chat right now.

Belphegor: I hate it, but I think it's best that you talk for the two of us right now.

House of Lamentation (New) (8)

Beelzebub: MC please.

Leviathan: Mammon say something!

Leviathan: Beg, cry. Anything!

Leviathan: They have a soft spot for you, so please do anything!

Asmodeus: Levi try calling them on computer!

25(2) Asmo's POV

Mammon: Shit! I tried their door, but they locked it with a spell!

Mammon: Keep talkin' while I try the window!

House of Lamentation (New) (8)

Satan: I understand that your angry, I would be too.

Satan: We made a mistake.

Satan's chat with you: Satan's POV

Satan: Kitten.

Satan: MC.

Satan: I... I don't feel your anger.

Satan: Please say something.

Satan: Yell from your room.

Satan: So I know that your angry!

House of Lamentation (New) (8)

Lucifer: This silent treatment has gone long enough.

Satan: SHUT THE FUCK UP LUCIFER!

Leviathan: You're just making things worse!!!

Beelzebub: Please Lucifer.

Asmodeus' chat with you: Asmo's POV

Asmodeus: I get it.

Asmodeus: Moving past from an old relationship is painful.

Asmodeus: I'm sorry that we brought back painful memories.

Asmodeus: You know that we'll never hurt you like that.

Asmodeus: And we don't see you like that!

Asmodeus: I understand that you needed space after what happened.

Asmodeus: But you been silent for 2 days.

Asmodeus: And none of us have seen or heard from you.

Asmodeus: MC...

Asmodeus: Please.

Asmodeus: It's torture and I'm getting scared

Asmodeus: It kills me when I don't hear anything from you.

Asmodeus: Please... Darling.

House of Lamentation (New) (8)

Beelzebub: MC.

Beelzebub: All of us just want to hear from you.

Beelzebub: Belphie is getting worried.

Beelzebub: He can't find his way into your dream.

Leviathan: Belphie is trying to do what?!?!

Satan: Belphegor.

Satan: I'm warning you.

Beelzebub: It's nothing like that!!!

Beelzebub: He just wanted to make sure that he can still sense MC's mind in the dreamscape.

Beelzebub: But he found out that MC lock their mind with a hex.

Beelzebub: He just wanted to know that there is still an option to communicate with MC.

Mammon's chat with you: Mammon's POV

Mammon: Babe, talk to me!!

Mammon: You locked your door and windows with a spell.

Mammon: Even your windows are blocked by the curtains that me and my crows can't look inside your room.

Mammon: Yeah! I had one of my crows keep an eye on ya.

Mammon: Cuz' I'm worried when did leave yer room after that stupid surprise party.

Mammon: Treasure, please

Mammon: I'm leaning on your window right now and I don't hear anything.

Where's My Money Levi's POV

Leviathan: Mammon!!!!

Mammon: Workin' on it!

12 (2) Lucifer's POV

Mammon: This is bad!!

Mammon: Lucifer!

Mammon: I need ya to come here and break this spell!!

Mammon: I can sense something in the room!!

Mammon: Lucifer!

Mammon: LUCIFER!?!?!

Tea Demons Lucifer's POV

Barbatos: Lucifer.

Barbatos: Whatever is happening in HOL, you need to step in.

Barbatos: I can sense someone teleporting from that area.

Lucifer: I know.

Lucifer's chat with you: Lucifer's POV

Lucifer: Love.

Lucifer: Whatever your planning.

Lucifer: Please. Reconsider.

Lucifer: You know that I'm here, and so as my brothers.

Lucifer: Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon and Solomon.

Lucifer: But we can't help you, if you don't say something.

Lucifer: If you wanted space from this place for a couple of days, then I'll give you that.

Barbatos' chat with you: Barbatos' POV

Barbatos: Darling.

Barbatos: This silence from you is worrisome.

Barbatos: You know I can read you well and can tell that something is bothering you.

Barbatos: But this.

Barbatos: I can't read you at all.

Invocatio (3) Solomon's POV

Asmodeus: SOLOMON!!!

Asmodeus: Please!!!

Asmodeus: You can talk to them.

Asmodeus: I'm not ashamed to say that.

Asmodeus: You and MC haver this connection that we'll never have.

Barbatos: Solomon.

Barbatos: He's right.

Solomon's chat with you: Solomon's POV

Solomon: Well, it seem that you really have your ways to these demons that I couldn't have.

Solomon: 😅

Solomon: ...

Solomon: In all seriousness.

Solomon: You and I both know, that giving them the silent treatment and not showing your face to them is giving them ideas.

Solomon: Now, granted. Most of the time they always underestimate us for being human...

Solomon: More so you, because well. I'm Immortal.

Solomon: ...

Solomon: The one thing that we should've in common.

Solomon: The lingering threat of everything has an end for humans.

Solomon: But not me.

Solomon: So I doubt is to why Asmodeus and Barbatos think of that I can talk to you.

Solomon: Never the less, even if there is or isn't something that connect us.

Solomon: What I do understand is this.

Solomon: Traumatic event and loss stick with us.

Solomon: Even so far is to change how our way of thinking and behavior.

Solomon: I know that all too well.

Solomon: So, please.

Solomon: Share your pain with me. Love.

Simeon's chat with you: Simeon's POV

Simeon: MC.

Simeon: I haven't heard from you in a couple of days now.

Simeon: I manage to tell Luke that you're just not feeling well.

Simeon: However, that made things more complicated since he want to see you.

Simeon: If you read this, please send Luke a quick chat.

Simeon: Just to ease his worries. My Lamb

Diavolo's chat with you: Diavolo's POV

Diavolo: My dear?

Diavolo: Love?

Diavolo: MC?

Diavolo: If you read this. Please.

Diavolo: Let me know, if your feeling talk about what happened.

Diavolo: Is perfectly understandable if you need some space.

Diavolo: But it will ease our worries if heard something from you.

Diavolo: Just one sound.

Belphegor's chat with you: Belphie's POV

Belphegor: MC.

Belphegor: Please.

Belphegor: Say something. Anything!

Belphegor: 😥

Belphegor: I hate when you go quiet.

Belphegor: I hate it.

Belphegor: I reminds me too much about-

Belphegor: ...

Belphegor: MC, please. I just want to know that you're still there.

Beelzebub's chat with you: Beel's POV

Beelzebub: MC...

Beelzebub: ...

Beelzebub: Don't be mad.

Leviathan's chat with you: Levi's POV

Leviathan: Henry?

Leviathan: Whatever you're thinking-

Leviathan: We don't see you any different!

Leviathan: We still love you!!

Leviathan: ...

Leviathan: I still love you.

After an Hour...

The Fantastic Three (3) Diavolo's POV

Barbatos: I want to inform the two of you that I sense someone leaving Devildom by teleportation from the House of Lamentation.

Barbatos: They're gone back.

Luke's chat with you: Luke's POV

MC: Hey Luke!

MC: Just to let you know that went back to the human world for a couple of weeks.

MC: Don't worry your silly little head.

MC: Its a family thing.

MC: I'll be back before you know it!

MC: Talk to you when I get back.

You and Me with the thing called Love (12) Your POV

MC: Hi.

MC: ...

MC: Sorry.

MC: For everything.

MC: For not replying.

MC: For not showing my face...

MC: For the Silent.

MC: I hated what they done to me.

MC: And what I have done to them.

MC: The pain I went through.

MC: And the guilt for my action.

MC: I was too much for me to go through again.

MC: And made me think...

MC: How I don't deserve any of you.

MC: How I hate that you don't see me as a broke person.

MC: ...

MC: But seeing all these chats...

MC: All these words...

MC: Is somewhat... Uplifting.

MC: When I was with them.

MC: They never once try and reach out when I get like this.

MC: No text, no coming to my house to see if I'm feeling alright.

MC: Nothing.

MC: ...

MC: And that. Gave me the impression that I was in the wrong and I was being dramatic.

MC: So. I caved in and push myself to apologies and say I was at fault.

MC: Since then, I always kneel and ask for forgiveness.

MC: ...

MC: It gotten to a point that I can't handle it and just snap.

MC: Like what I did at the surprise party.

MC: Especially when I didn't have a reason to snap!

MC: I just heard that stupid song and all I saw was red...

MC: And their face.

MC: I'm so sorry.

MC: I couldn't have the guts to face any of you, so I hid and stayed silent for these past two days.

MC: Until now I can't...

MC: Which is why I went back to the human world to cool down a bit.

MC: And if any of you are worried that I might do something reckless.

MC: Don't!

MC: I use this curse to connect my soul with a link to one of you.

MC: That way you'll know if my soul left my body.

MC: Sorry if I sound morbid, but I couldn't of way to say it less harsh?

MC: Then again, I think I can get a pass on having a dark sense of humor every now and then

MC: 😅

MC: Still, I think I okay chatting and calling you guys again.

MC: I just can't face any of you right now.

MC: Don't worry.

MC: I'll be back before any of you knows it.

MC: ...

MC: Thanks.

MC: For still loving me even if I snapped like that.

MC: And that you don't think less of me.

MC: Seeing these chat made me realize.

MC: That I have something great in my life.

MC: And I ain't going to let that go.

MC: Believe that.

MC: See you all when I get back!

MC: Love you all

MC: 😚

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mallorydeluna · 9 months

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May I please aee ask for headcanons for the demon bros based on this?

https://www.tumblr.com/crazyyanderefangirlfan/725630683479965696/demon-1-uh-dude-shouldnt-you-meet-you-with-mc

The ending with the alternative please

(Ooh..... This is gonna be interesting.... Also, I'm sorry it took so long for me to write this. There's been a lot happening in my life. Forgive me.... TwT)

(Here's the whole prompt from @crazyyanderefangirlfan 's post. The credit for this idea goes to her! I changed it up a bit, I hope that's okay!)

Demon 1: Uh Dude, shouldn't you go meet up with MC? I mean, this project is more than half of your grade.

Demon 2: What?! No! You know what, Man? Fuck MC. She always does every assignment half assed and she still gets good grades. And come to think of it, why should we be civil or even nice to that stupid bitch in the first place? She's just a fucking weak human, and I’m fuckin' sick of it, man. She's nothing but a ratchet-ass whore who just opens her holes for the demon lords every time they ask! And you know what?! She's not even that hot, She isn't even cute. She has Lucifer, His brothers, Solomon, The angels, and both Barbatos and Lord Diavolo wrapped around her dainty little finger. It's stupid! There. Someone had to say it. I’m glad it was me.

Demon 1: Uh, Dude....

Demon 2: Yeah, what's up?

Demon 1: You may want to look behind you....

Demon 2: What? *Turns around to see MC standing there with a menacing smile on her face* Well, shit....

After the whole conversation, the second demon had found out you were listening. You proceeded to beat him to a bloody pulp before throwing him into a dumpster. "How's that for a 'fucking weak human' bitch?! Maybe next time you'll think twice before opening your mouth and speaking about people behind their backs!"

Meanwhile, all the brothers were watching. Each of them had a murderous expression on their face but each expression seemed different.

Lucifer:

Sadistic Smirk.

"Oh.... I'm going to enjoy this...."

He loves putting people in their place, but what does he love even more? Badass MC who doesn't take anyone's bullshit!

He watches on with a less than satisfied smirk, he's impressed by your strength but he doesn't believe the demon has been fully punished.

Lucifer is definitely not one to put up with anyone badmouthing Diavolo or his brothers, he's protective. But when it comes to you?

Oh. OH! He'll have a field day!

*dark chuckle* I guess Cerberus is getting a new chew toy.

After Luci watches you beat up that insignificant pest, his brothers have a go at the worthless demon.

If the demon wasn't dead after you and the other brothers..... Well, he'd have one moment of reprieve. But....

That won't last long. Lucifer needs to have his fun too.

Mammon:

What?! What did you just say?! You dare insult the Great Mammon's favorite human?!

He's not very good at self defense not is he good at keeping his emotions in check so Satan and Beelzebub had to hold him back.

He's the second one to land a hit on the demon, after you.

You were a lot of things, many of your qualities were amazing. Not once have you ever done anything half assed in your time there.

The last thing you'd ever be to Mammon is a "ratchet-ass whore."

Who exactly did that low life demon think he was talking about? It certainly shouldn't be you.

He didn't really care if someone badmouthed him, his brothers do it daily.... But someone talking bad about you? His MC? They'll regret their existence.

Mammon seconds the idea of handing the demon to Cerberus, the whole Devildom knows you and the three headed dog are close.

He's satisfied with the punishment you have the demon and he is satisfied because he landed some hits. His brothers punishments didn't matter.

After the whole ordeal, Mammon takes you back to the House of Lamentation for some alone time.

Leviathan:

Wut?

"MC's the bitch? Look who's talking shit behind her back!"

He's not very violent, he is mainly serving as support to you.

He's the only one besides maybe Asmo that doesn't hurt the demon even more.

Levi isn't envious of the demon, he's envious of you and your strength.

He'll act like you're a "normie" and he'll wonder why everyone is so worried about a pathetic little human but deep down, he cares about you.

Levi may not hit the demon with his hands but he will slap the unconscious demon with his tail, that's satisfying to him.

Will secretly drown the demon in his sleep if you ask him to. After all the other brothers teach the demon a lesson of course!

When it comes to you, he follows you and Mammon back home, being out of his room is making him uncomfortable.

Satan:

Silence. At first....

*evil cackle* "Oh...... You pitiful little waste of space...."

MC.... Our brilliant, gorgeous, Sweet MC.... That's who this demon is insulting. Pitiful.

He lands many blows to the demon, both physical and emotional. Hits and Insults at the same time.

He doesn't care about if the demon dies, he's worried about bringing MC the justice she deserves.

Satan thinks about unaliving the demon himself but he doesn't because despite how much he refuses to admit it, Lucifer has a better punishment in store for the pest.

He'll follow you, Mammon, and Levi back home, he'll spend some time with you and he'll read to you. So.... Win-Win.

He won't talk about the situation after that day so try not to bring it up.

Asmodeus:

Oh honey.... Worst mistake of your life.

*strokes the demons bruised and busted face* "I would tell you it's almost over but lying to you might hurt you more."

He feels no remorse, he feels sorry for the demon because of how he thinks but he doesn't feel any remorse for the demon.

Asmo only watches a bit of the beat down but he cheers you on when you put that demon in his place.

He records the whole thing, just in case someone want to get cocky and try twisting the story.

Asmo takes a selfie with the demon too, he posts it on Devilgram with a warning. Maybe next time, no one will think to openly insult you.

He just as satisfied with the punishment that Lucifer's given. Though, there are times during the beatdown when he whispers; "rougher!" "harder!" "fuck him up!" "yeah!"

Beelzebub:

Poor guy was minding his own business, just munching on a cheeseburger when he heard the demon.

Along with Leviathan and Asmodeus, he opts to not beat up the demon.

Beelzebub knows his limits and he knows that he will 100% kill the demon if he joined in.

Sweet boy offers you half of his food in order to calm you down. He knows you might still be angry about the demon and Beel just wants to help.

Even though he doesn't join in on the fight, he does check to make sure the demon is alive. The last thing he needs is to have a guilty conscience because he "helped" murder someone.

Beel also takes pictures of the fight, he's helping Asmo back up the situation with the proof.

After y'all get back home, y'all eat snacks in his room and y'all watch some action movies. Those are Beelzebub's favorite.

He's not ashamed to tell people what you did to the demon, the demon crossed a line and he's gonna get what's rightfully coming to him.

With Asmo, He shares the videos and photos online, he doesn't care about his reputation but he does care about yours.

Super protective demon, while he may not serve justice, he will happily watch you do it.

Belphegor:

*blinks* "I mean, yeah, I see why you could think that, I definitely don't agree with you but you should keep it to yourself.... You've just doomed your sanity."

When it's Belphie's turn, he doesn't use his hands, no..... He uses knives.

He'll hold the demons hands together with his tail so the demon wont fight back.

Belphegor cuts the demons tongue out and splits the demons lips open.

After he draws blood from the demon, he decides to throw the demon around a bit.

Belphie believes that no bruise or cut is completely without a broke bone or two, he will definitely paralyze the demon, that's for sure.

He, like Satan knows Lucifer's punishment for the lowlife will be much more severe so he backs off after a few minutes but he stays to help clean up the mess.

Bonus:

Diavolo, Barbatos, Simeon, and Solomon are standing there, watching the beat down.

Simeon look on at the brothers and the demon with worry. "Should we stop them? A dead demon is nothing to laugh at...."

Diavolo stands there with his arms crossed. He was smirking, he had watched you beat the demon up so easily, as if the demon was nothing. He was beyond impressed. "No, I doubt this demon is innocent. MC never gets angry, especially like that."

Barbatos nod in agreement as he watches you and the brothers with interest. "Fair point, my Lord but we can't act like we knew about this.... That would be a problem."

Solomon, who has stayed quiet in the whole debacle, nods as he watches you move about and scream. "Such rage, from one human.... MC at that.... It's honestly surprising."

Simeon frowns and watches the beat down. "Let's just hope this doesn't become a habit for MC.... She's still human, I doubt she'll stay here forever....."

At that statement, Diavolo's smirk grows. "Ah! You probably shouldn't say things like that, Simeon. You'll give me too many ideas." He looks longingly at you and he smiles. "Oh, How the future can change."

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poetofthedyingstars · 2 years

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mammon’s love letter | litera scripta manet

note: kind of ooc-ish but not really coz mammon wrote down his feelings remember??? he wrote everything he felt because he can't say it directly and forwardly. so that's that. hmp. ngl went crazy writing this. giggling and almost tearing up and shit. love this guy so much.

warning: slight angst, implied lesson 16 accident, fluff, mammon being open with his feelings. ENJOY READING!!!!

Dearest MC,

Ya have to know that I'm not as good with words as my brothers, unlike Lucifer or Satan or your favorite writers and poets. I ain’t a poet, MC, I’ve never written a love letter in my entire life. I’m just me. I’ve never had anyone like you or felt what I have for ya with anyone else but know that it is the most genuine thing in all three realms. I’m just so scared that eventually you would believe what my brothers say about me. That I’m a lying, cheating, good for nothing scumbag.I know I’m not perfect but I’m trying so hard to be good enough for you. Ya deserve everything nice the world can offer and I don’t know if you can find that with me. I just love ya a little too much and I kinda suck at expressing that.

You drive me crazy, you know that? I want to tell you how much I love you but you make me malfunction so much, I get shy. You’re so annoying. Why’d you have to be so perfect anyways?! Your smile is perfect, your laugh is perfect, you’re perfect and everybody loves you. You just have to make everybody else fall for you and THAT scares me. It horrifies me, MC. What if you realize that they can offer you a better life? With a pool of choices that have my brothers, Lucifer especially, Lord Diavolo, Solomon and an angel like Simeon, would you still see me and choose me? (erased: I could only hope ya do, I’m your first man after all!)

You know that one poem you read to me the other day? About the one baring your soul naked and being scared of being loved and all? I want you to see me tough, someone who could protect you, someone you could count on and someone who can love you unconditionally. I already lost ya once, I wouldn't be able to bear it again if I lost you. I have no idea how you see me, you’ve a very unique way of looking at things but if I tell you that my soul is rotten, would you still love me? I’m a demon after all and there are some things I won’t be able to change. Will you put up with my bullshits? Stupid schemes and all that?

I’m trying my best to be better for you. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for ya so just ask me, come to me for comfort, when you’re having your nightmares, when you need help with your homework - I may not be the best at it but it’s important for me that you know that I’m always there for you.

I love you, MC, more than words can contain and there’s no one else in this world I’d rather be with forever. You’re all I need. The greatest treasure in Devildom, Human World and the Celestial Realm. You.

Fuck you for making me love you too much. You made The Great Mammon sweep off their feet so don’t go looking at anyone else anymore, just me. I love you.

Yours, always and forever,

Mammon.

reblogs are more than appreciated, please do. comment are welcome as well so please leave some. also i know i said mammon wrote a three-page love letter but this is kinda short so i'm sorry xD just feel the rest of the letter ok?

[id: three photos aligned with each other, the first one with two ginger cats facing each other, the other leaning in for a kiss, the second photo is mammon from obey me who looks sexy, the third photo is a bunch of flowers scattered in an opened book's page. the last photo is a cropped photo with the text: “darling” in it. /end id.]

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fanfic-gallery · 1 year

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hahaha got it! 😆 so may i request a poly!gn!mc x the demon brothers, where mc is acting moody (like, one second they’re happy, then they're crying, then they're mad, etc) and the brothers have no idea of what's going on, till they figure out mc is on their period? and then all of them start pampering mc or something like that? 😊 feel free to ignore this if it makes you uncomfortable. take care!! 🥰🥰

a human secret

who knew that the worst combination during the time of the month was a mixture of cramps and good ol’ mood swings, they surely didn’t think so [or even knew so—]

✎ demon brothers x afab! reader

|| poly, [slight] hurt/comfort, fluff

|| cw : mentions of blood

✎ manager's note : when can we get lovely bois like these to take care of our every need? sigh.. jk lmao, still, super superrr cute idea anon! actually if this post gets enough likes, i might even make a part 2 with the dateables??? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) who knowsss, guess you gotta give a like to find out ˋ( ° ▽、° )

“..p-pardon, pfft—” his response bounded in laughter, lips quivering with a smile as pearly white lashes fluttered with bits of tears. asmo huffed a pout; cheeks puffed, amber hues alongside several others behind him lurking, staring daggers at the fellow sorcerer, who show barely much signs of tuning down his approach to the brothers whole situation. day after night after day of just booking in and out of your sorry state of a room with remedies, snacks, anything after lucifer had deemed you sick from your agonizing whines of bitter pain from the pits of your stomach.

nothing seemed to work however.. most lost in the little out breaks of emotion you would rain down on them when things turn to shit. mammon had been the first; half empty glass of iced juice splashed and spilled over your bed dresser, your arms curled against your abdomen harder than before, annoyed groans turned to full on whimpers muffled under thick sheets. “mammon.. just- just leave.. your help, is.. much appreciated—” your tone morphed to sobs, your stuffy nose as clear as day in the ears of the greedy demon; his heart ached, head sinking in self pity.

yet no sorrowful gratitude can compare to a moment with beel; his ass landing right on your carpeted floor with a pillow laying right beside him, bits of it’s feathers dancing along the tense air, the perfectly sculpted sandwich laying in pieces right before his very eyes. the pupils of your eyes stormed in irritation, rage, utter bitterness, ones that only satan or lucifer themselves would hold. for the first time, he felt every sort of fright towards you, fingers steady yet hesitant to drag across your cheek, to comfort you within his arms.

“what’s so FUNNY?!” thumping footsteps making their way towards solomon only for a hand to stop them in its place; lucifer glared, red irises burning holes into mammon’s own, who in turn, creeped back with hands raised to his chest as a sign of surrendering. “solomon, darling, this isn’t the time for one of your jokes- this is serious- this is about our dear Y/N here!?” with a last huff, he flashed back a smile; eye lids closed into a grin. “do you all truly want to know the cause of my laughter~?” impatience nibbled at the eldest’s flesh, a lowly growl escaping his lips. “if you wish to live to see another day.. i expect you to get a move on..”

“of course, hahah~ you see in the human realm...”

“mmm..” you groaned, head still mushed into the confines of your now flattened pillow. you had barely rose from your bed since morning; your stomach running a rampage underneath your skin; heat set blazed as your sex was squished between the warm cotton surface of your pad from a few minutes ago. drip, drip, drip. fluids of your own making seeping into the absorbent fabric of your bottoms.. and your sheets. “nonononoNO— uGHHH, just my fucking luck..” crimson red stained a patch of your mattress (your freshly, dressed mattress you had cleaned a few days before), it’s colour spreading the longer it stayed.

“stupid period cycle.. well, might as well get a snack while i’m at it—” you mumbled, dragging another pair of clean undergarments and comfy sweats before tugging at the bedcover of yours and heading to the kitchen. silence filled your ears after the door clicked closed, only the sounds of your humming was heard through the halls and down the stairs; your feet stumbling slightly with your vision barely visible from the unfolded white cloth in your hand.

“where are the others anyway.. it’s been at least a few hours since they left..”

you flicked at the light switch. essence of brewed congee flooding your senses; snacks, from sugary to savoury, stacked on top of one another piling up in a mountain. beside it, a gigantic tumbler alongside heating pouches used to warm one on a cold winter’s day. “what.. is all, this?” you muttered under sniffles, taking steps forward to breath in the sweet porridge. “surpriseee!” a sudden grip of arms wrapped around your waist, their scent laced in in favours of strawberries and cherry.

“a-asmo! everyone..” cheeks flared up as hands brought up the nick knacks from across the table before you, some even butting heads with one another for your slightest attention; yet, none can compare to what drew you in the most. standing before the kitchen doorway, blues and purples blended in black leaning against the doorframe; shimmering silver disappearing back into the shadows with a smile plastered on his lips. “solomon..”

“we do apologies for not realising your condition sooner— ” lucifer started yet ended with your subtle chuckle echoing the room of painted cement. “no need to be! i should be the one saying sorry for lashing out at the stupidest reasons— ” you continued only to be stopped by the many other voices within the kitchen, all deny your claims out burst except for one..

“munch, munch.. mmm~ so good!”

“bEEL— cut that out, we bought all this wasn’t for you to stuff your face in!?”

“Y/N.. i heard warmth mellows out the pain, why don’t we go cuddle in the attic to make you feel better?”

“oH NO YOU DON’T— ”

“sigh, hahah~ what am i ever gonna do with them..~”

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Lucifer's Wish

What were you thinking about around the time the charm took effect?

Content Warning: angst, mention of life in the Celestial Realm (not graphic, but still sad nevertheless)

Silence.

I can't believe my brothers. Why can't they answer a simple question?

"I suppose I'll go first," I sigh.

"Great," Mammon grumbles. "He's going to be the most challenging."

"Then maybe you should have volunteered sooner," MC snaps, causing Mammon to gulp. I try my best to stop myself from smiling. I enjoy seeing this side of MC, the one where they don't take shit from anybody. It's a much needed balance to their often childlike, naive kindness.

"I was mulling over how best to punish Mammon for serving as the bookie for the bloody moon competition," I explain. "I heard he made quite a bit of money doing it."

"But it was official!" Mammon protests. "Nothing illegal this time!"

"You should have told me before you accepted the job. Instead, I had to find out through that stupid news show along with everyone else." Mammon gulps again, sensing my anger. "I thought about giving you a stern talking-to and leaving it at that, but then I suddenly had this thought. For a moment, all I could think about was this most earnest and genuine desire."

"Does it involve letting other people choose Mammon's punishment?" Asmo asks. "Because I know you'd get tons of views if you livestreamed that."

"And they could donate money to be able to come up with more elaborate punishments," Levi adds.

"What the fuck is wrong with you guys?!" Mammon shouts.

"It's nothing that extreme," I comfort. "I just wish there was some way I could make Mammon become a proper demon."

"You'll have to be more specific," MC chimes in. "Because it can be argued that Mammon is acting properly as the Avatar of Greed, but clearly you're wanting him to behave differently."

"Then, allow me to rephrase: I wish Mammon was more honest and didn't insist on making things difficult for everyone around him."

"That's it!" Levi exclaims. "We're screwed. That's not even within the realm of possibility! Lucifer, why did you have to wish for something that will never, ever, ever come true?!"

"Actually, I have an idea," MC responds. "If we could get to the root of why Mammon acts the way he does, then we can work on ways to improve his behavior that would actually stick."

"You know I'm still here, right?!" Mammon whines. Ignoring him, MC leaves the living room briefly and returns with their D.D.D. They hit different parts of their screen, and soon a ringing noise fills the room.

"Hello, MC," Barbatos greets on the other end of the line. "How can I help you?" Interesting choice. I thought they would have called Solomon.

"Levi tried playing a game before the official release date, and now we're stuck in a time loop," MC explains. "The only way to break it is to make everyone's wish come true."

"I see. Sounds intriguing. What do you need me to do?"

"I was wondering if you had an object at the castle that could make someone tell the truth." Mammon's vigorously shaking his head, but I'm afraid it's too late for him. MC has their mind set.

"I have many objects. Do you want something permanent or removable?" I see now why MC called Barbatos. Solomon certainly could have made a truth serum, but there's no telling how long that would last.

"Removable."

"And who are you wanting to use this object on?"

"Mammon." I can imagine the amused look developing on Barbatos' face.

"Give me one moment, and I'll be there."

"Thank you, Barbatos." MC ends the call, and immediately Mammon starts complaining about how unfair they're treating him using some rather...colorful language. I'm surprised MC's able to keep their composure, because I know that I can't.

Barbatos shows up quickly behind Mammon as he's making a fuss and slips something on his wrist.

"What the hell?!" Mammon shouts once he senses the object on his skin.

"It's a bangle," Barbatos states calmly.

"Why'd you put it on me?!"

"I am simply complying with MC's request."

"Where did you even get something like that?" Satan asks.

"That is not pertinent." MC snorts in amusement. I wonder if they know that he did that intentionally to help protect me from a potential prank. While my relationship with Satan has certainly improved, there are still times we get under each other's skin.

"How do you feel, Mammon?" Asmo inquires.

"Incredibly pissed off at the lot of ya!" Mammon yells.

"Perfect. It's working," Barbatos observes. "MC, you are now free to ask him any question you desire." MC nods their head in response. This is about to get quite interesting.

"Mammon, do you enjoy annoying Lucifer?" Straight to the point, I see.

"No."

"Not even a little bit?"

"Absolutely not. I admire him, actually." That I knew. Apparently, my other brothers didn't, for they look like they're about to choke on their own spit. Mammon grows flustered as he sees their reactions.

"Ignore them," MC tells him. "Just focus on me."

"But I didn't want them to know that I like and respect him!"

"Why not?"

"Because they'd make fun of me for it."

"What do you like about Lucifer?"

"He's everything I aspire to be: dignified, honorable, well-liked...the list goes on, really."

"And yet you act the complete opposite of him."

"Only because everyone expects me to."

"Due to your sin?" Mammon nods his head.

"If I didn't act this way, then people wouldn't take me seriously. They'd abandon me." My stomach sinks. I think I know why he feels the way he does.

"Have people abandoned you before for not behaving the way they wanted you to?"

"Yes, in the Celestial Realm. I was considered defective. I don't even want to know what would have happened if Lucifer hadn't taken me in." I remember that day clearly. It marked the beginning of the end of my stay at the Celestial Realm, for the whole situation didn't make sense to me. Mammon couldn't control the circumstances of his creation, and yet everyone acted like it was his fault that he came out imperfect. The way Father was ready to discard him and start over without giving him a chance to prove himself made my blood boil.

As Barbatos takes the bangle off and leaves us behind, I begin feeling that same rage, but this time it's towards myself. I failed to protect Mammon.

#obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mc #obey me mammon #obey me brothers #obey me barbatos

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devildomwriter · 2 years

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Obey Me As Tumblr #13

Leviathan: Secondhand embarrassment is pure agony and I wish a lot of comedy didn’t rely on it

I cannot deal with it, I have to literally leave the room

Solomon: It’s a sign of being extremely empathetic

Leviathan: Thanks! I hate it. How do I uninstall?

•

Solomon:

Depression tips

• kill the gods and eat their flesh to rise above human chemicals into horrifying immortality

Raphael: We need to talk

•

Simeon: Still don’t really understand how some people have trouble just being nice

Mephistopheles: Oh my gosh you’re such a nice person. Hey everybody come look at how much of a good person this is.

Simeon: I literally cannot comprehend how you got offended by this but thanks for proving my point anyway

•

Belphegor: When I get comfortable with people I start using them as pillows and foot rests

Beelzebub: When I get used as a pillow or foot rest I feel loved

Simeon: I am both of these people

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Satan:

You know how there’s a theory that no two people see color the same way.

Does that mean color is like

A pigment of your imagination

Mephistopheles: YOU FUCKING DIDNT

Simeon: Huehuehue

Leviathan: #even that fucking laugh is a pun #i hate you all

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Asmodeus: I’M HOME ALONE AND MY FAMILY FORGOT TO TELL ME THAT THERE ARE PEOPLE PAINTING OUR HOUSE SO I’VE BEEN REENACTING LES MIS AND I JUST VIOLENTLY THREW OPEN THE WINDOW TO YELL ‘CANNONS’ AND THE POOR GUY NEARLY FELL OFF HIS STEPLADDER

Asmodeus: DONT YOU DARE REBLOG THIS I MIGHT GET SUED

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Leviathan: Sometimes I wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme’ or ‘root beer fairytales’ but this morning I woke up and sat there for a second and all I could think was

Tis I,

The frenchiest fry

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Belphegor: I am decayed. My lungs are full of thorns and mildew, my bones are held together by vines. I am fragile, be gentle with my corpse.

Lucifer: Get out of bed you’re going to school whether you like it our not.

Belphegor: I refuse.

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Mammon: OMG so I just figured out the word “hurt” is past, present, and future. You will be hurt. You are hurt. You were hurt.

BECAUSE IF SOMETHING TRULY HURT, IT NEVER REALLY STOPS

Belphegor: you poetic little shit

Satan: It’s because…. It’s an adjective….

Lucifer: You will be stupid.

You are stupid.

You were stupid.

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Mammon: Therapy got a drive-thru or summ?

MC: Welcome to shrink in a box can I take your disorder?

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Leviathan: Why the fuck does English have a word for the act of throwing someone out a window, defenestration, but not for the day after tomorrow

Satan: Because you’re not looking hard enough

Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow

Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday

Example: I defenestrated my younger brother yesterday. I shall defenestrate my older brother overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows!

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Satan: Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

Asmodeus: My favorite explaining the difference between a butt dial and a booty call

Lucifer: It’s called connotations

Asmodeus: Try this one on for size:

“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”

“Sorry, daddy, I’ve been naughty.”

Raphael: Great news! Language is now banned

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Leviathan: Helpful grammar tip! Farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance!

Simeon: Who hurt you?

Leviathan: My father did you not read the post

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Beelzebub: Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

Solomon: This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

Leviathan: Great! How do I uninstall it?

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Satan: Part of new internet grammar. Using question marks not to denote questions but upturns in voice, so that a tentative statement gets a question mark but a flatly delivered question doesn’t.

Mammon: Why would you do this

Leviathan: It just seems right?

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Mammon: In a constant state of ‘how dare you assume I know what I’m doing’ but also ‘don’t you dare question me or what I’m doing’

Leviathan: “I have no idea what I’m doing and you can’t stop me.”

Simeon: Artists and writers have a lot to say about this post

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Mammon: Why my hand shaky?

Barbatos: Your Skelton is ready to hatch

Mammon: This is so fucking ominous thank you

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Asmodeus: Life is a highway

Asmodeus: Explain

Asmodeus: Wanna ride it all night long

Lucifer: Why did you reply to yourself?

Asmodeus: I refuse to share the spotlight but I like the meme format

•

Beelzebub: I haven’t ate anything since 11 bruh I’m starving

Thirteen: Damn an u how old now?

#obey me shall we date #funny obey me #obey me as tumblr #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me simeon #obey me diavolo #obey me asmodeus #obey me satan #obey me solomon #obey me belphegor #obey me leviathan #obey me beelzebub #obey me barbatos #obey me luke #obey me raphael #obey me mephistopheles #obey me thirteen

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rainiishowers · 1 year

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Incorrect Obey Me Quotes

Simeon: MC, I am questioning your sanity... Solomon: I never questioned it, I knew their sanity was missing from the start. ---- *At Disneyland, in the teacups* Barbatos, Diavolo and Lucifer: *spinning a little and talking* MC, Mammon and Solomon: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* Diavolo: That looks fun! Lucifer: No- ---- Luke: I need a long word. Mammon: T-rex but the long one. ----

Lucifer: Mammon, we tried things your way. Mammon: No, we didn't. Lucifer: Let me rephrase that.. Lucifer: I tried things your way in my head and it didn't work. ---- Solomon: So you're looking for information on this thing, huh? Well, I feel like it must be from far away. MC: What makes you say that? Solomon: If it's something even I don't know about, then I'm sure nobody else must have a clue. So it's gotta be from some faraway place. Impeccable reasoning, isn't it? MC: Sol... You don't have a clue about this thing, do you? Solomon: *internally screams in anger* ---- Belphegor: Be careful, I thrive on negative attention. ---- Lucifer, sleeptalking: My ultimate goal is to punch God in the eye, just to spite him one last time. MC: MC: I-Is that normal?? Mammon: Yea... ---- Mammon: Now, if I may speak for good-looking people everywhere... Satan: Only as their rodeo clown. ---- Mammon: Fruits that do not live up to their names; passionfruit, grapefruit, honeydew and dragonfruit. Mammon: Fruits that do live up to their names? Mammon: Orange. ---- Lucifer: Satan, you need to calm down. Satan, slamming their fists on the table: BUT HOW CAN IT BE "BIRTHDAY CAKE" FLAVOR IF A BIRTHDAY CAKE CAN BE ANY FLAVOR?! ---- Mammon: *sees someone doing something stupid* Mammon: What an idiot. Mammon: *realizes it's MC* Mammon: Wait, that's MY idiot! ---- Diavolo: Are you mad? Barbatos: No. Diavolo: So sharpening your knives at 3 in the morning is just a hobby...? ---- Beelzebub: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats? Satan: They need to learn how to protect us. ---- Satan: Who the fuck- Simeon: Language! Satan: Whom the fuck- Simeon: No. ---- Leviathan: Hey, you want a tarot reading? Mammon: Those are Pokemon cards. Leviathan: You got a magikarp. Mammon: ... Leviathan: It means 'fuck you'. ---- Mammon: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare. MC: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great. Mammon: Not when you’re playing with Satan, it’s not. He puts words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.” ---- Baby! Satan: I wish I had more enemies. Asmodeus: I’m sure you will someday, honey. ---- Solomon: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions. Lucifer: Ridiculous. Give me some examples. Beelzebub: Wasps? Mammon: Terriers? Solomon: Luke. Luke: Hey!! ---- Solomon: You’ve got to learn to love yourself. Luke: But don't you hate yourself...? Solomon: Yeah, but this is about you. Stay focused. ---- Asmodeus: I know you love them. Mammon: I am not in love with MC! Asmodeus, staring at Mammon: I never said who... Mammon: *realizes* Mammon: Shit. Well, anyways-

#omswd #om! brothers #om! side characters #obey me incorrect quotes

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demonic-hypocrite · 2 years

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Replaced!MC au but it's Replaced!Brothers instead.

Hello welcome to another one of my ramblings. I was listening to Last words of a shooting star by mitski, thinking about my mc Logan, and how many authors that make the new exchange student nice make them side with original MC. Then to my mind came this scenario, it's not really connected to the one I wrote prior.

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Talking to human B, Satan and Belphegor, the 4 of them were just chilling, on the common room of the house of lamentation, belphie sleping while the other 3 discussed some thriller webtoon Logan had introduced to them. At some point the topic about Logan falling down the stairs earlier that day comes out, he didn't really get hurt but he did fall weirdly, turns out it's normal for him to fall and trip? He has mastered the art of falling with style and said something about how whenever he falls with his full body he thinks "Ah yes this is how I die", but when he actually died he was thinking about the song mentioned before.

Logan pulls out a guitar out of some magic space whatever and plays the song for human B, let's call him Billy, and Billy is like "gurrl" and Logan is like "IKR!!". The demons do not understand this interaction, they are on the stage where they are like "nooo why are you hoarding all of Billy's time to yourself, stupid human" so they are mad and about to say something to Logan but Billy chimes in asking for another song. The only other song Logan knows how to play in acoustic guitar is Can't you see I'm lonely (the OTGW version) so he plays it and Billy immediately recognizes it.

Levi comes into the scene of the two of them full on nerding out and calls them out on it, they respond with "shut up weeb" in unison, they look at eachother, they're besties.

The demons present on the other hand don't really know how to feel because one "Noo Billy pay attention to us not him" but also they don't know shit about human (western)cartoons and realize they had never seen Logan interact with another human his age (they're 20), because sure there was Solomon, but Solomon was almost as old as them, he wouldn't know about some cartoon. So it's conflicting, this new human could give Logan something that they could never, this starts to slowly snap the three of them out of their new human trance.

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Their next public human to human interaction happens at next day's breakfast, they sit right next to eachother rather than on their normal places at the table, talking this time about human music, mostly how they both like punk. All of the brothers realize something, while passionately talking about how Welcome to the black parade moght be the best album ever, Billy is giving Logan the same eyes they used to.

Lucifer interrups them by bringing up RAD assignments, they give him the 'shut up boomer glare'. Of course they did their assignments, right after a marathon of the scream movies and a cool dinner of pizza rolls and orange juice. They had a slumbie also, cuddled a lot, they didn't say that out loud but the brothers could just tell.

Mammon asked Logan to hang out with him later but sorry he had plans to go to hang out with Bills on the lake later, Sorry Mammon :(! But wait hold on, wasn't Mammons nickname supposed to be Mams? Why are you calling him Mammon and using a similar one for Billy? He wasn't even paying attention to Billy anymore.

That night he had planned to go to a casino and abuse Logan's luck blessing he had gotten from some fairy on the woods but now he was stuck rambling to Levi on his room about "How dare he turn down the great Mammon? Who does he think he is?! Weren't you two supposed to be the closest? Joined at the hip and everything?"

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Hanging out with Asmo didn't change much surprisingly, shopping put for the newest beauty products was fun, fun for the humans that is. Getting some weird face masks and makeup they thought was cool, ignoring Asmo's off handed comments about how Logan absolutely needed them more than anybody, Billy overshadowing him with complimenting Logans steady hand while doing eyeliner, even surprising them both asking "what else are those hands good for?" With a smirk and a wink.

Worse, it works, IT WORKS?! Asmo spent the better part of two years trying to seduce this human, and suddenly this new one comes and immediately swoons him off his feet??? He hadn't even gotten beyond playful kisses and touches but here was Billy just a few weeks in, already managing to know exactly how his human wanted to be flirted with.

Asmo of course whined about it "It's about context" Logan said, not making sense to the demon at all.

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"Cooking is one if Logan's hobbies, and he is really good at it" Was the most recent discovery Billy had made, some really fancy looking toast was given to him, alongside a very exited face, this was a new recipe. The gleam on his eyes while explaining the ingredients an process at the same time Logan was playing with his free hand gave Billy the best kind of butterflies he ever had. The moment was about to get somewhat intimate, fingers interlocking, when Beel walked into the room.

Beelzebub immediately noticed the fact that Logan had cooked something, the only thing he got was an apology tho, "Sorry I just made enough for two people to taste" Wha- What did he mean? Logan always asked him to taste test new recipes, that toast was supposed to be his? Why did Billy had it? Billy wanst even good at cooking! Of course Beelzebub didn't say most of his thoughts out loud, but he sure did let out a displeased grunt when he had to settle for some store bought snacks that were already on the fridge.

He wasn't as mad when Logan said that now he knew how to make this new recipe he would make it for him later, something about this still bothered him.

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It was clear as day what was happening when the HoL gang decided to go out for karaoke. Levi didn't even get to hog the mic like before because Logan and Billy already had it. Sure at first they liked Billy, he was the shiny new human that Diavolo brought to study in the Devildom, he had style and this air of mystique to him at first, even stepping down from being the #1 simps of the old human for him.

Big fat mistake, while they left Logan out in the open ocean, turns out the shiny new rock wasn't a rock, but an octopus in camouflage, ready to devour their pretty fish they took so long to capture.

Now there they were, on their faces singing some human love song about haunted houses, not even trying to hide how much they clicked together like puzzle pieces, truly unbearable. But now they knew, they had to bring their beloved human back to them, he belonged with them, they knew they were to blame for alienating him for another new human, but the new human was no longer the object of their interest, but their enemy.

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Another one folks, I made Billy up for this post and this post only, but now even I like him a lot, might make him a permanent oc for myself.

Thank you for reading!

Goodnight ☆

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me replaced mc au #obey me original character #obey me oc

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heartbreakattheclub · 1 year

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lucifer goes to walmart (not ducking mcdonalds)

i was looking at my old edits and like so i saw this

lucifer in walmart lets go. (this is in the devildom on lockdown series)

and then i also took a moment to question younger me. *sigh*

Lucifer: Why does absolutely no store here in the Devildom sell food...

(Earlier)

Beelzebub: I'm so fucking hungry.

Beelzebub: *Looks at Mammon*

Mammon: I miss shopping fuck covid--

Mammon: *Looks at Beelzebub*

Beelzebub:

Mammon:

(Back to present)

Lucifer: Oh well...I wonder if the human world has anything.

(So Lucifer decided to go to Walmart. No idea why but...it's walmart.)

Lucifer: Hm. It's pretty packed here—

Solomon: Indeed.

Lucifer: What on- why are you here, Solomon?

Solomon: Purgatory hall needs more detergant. We also need a carpet cleaner, so I'm getting a rugdoctor.

Lucifer: *envisioning Raphael struggling with measuring detergant out*

Lucifer: I wonder why.

Solomon: Are you here because of the food crisis?

Lucifer: ...Yes. I also forgot to get toilet paper back in the Devildom

Solomon: Oh...did you? Well-Actually you will figure it out yourself. Have fun Lucifer.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: Okay...

(Lucifer found himself in the produce aisle but forgot the #1 rule shopping in walmart)

Lucifer: Is that...mold? On...the fruit?

Random Lady: Yeah. Don't you know the #1 rule?

Lucifer: No. What's that?

Random Lady: Don't buy Walmart produce.

Lucifer: *Dropping the apple he was gonna sample* Noted.

(Now Lucifer was in that chaotic section where the baby clothes and cleaning products is)

Lucifer: Hmm...I should buy Luke some clothes. *Picks up a shirt that says "Im 100% woof"* I hope Simeon appreciates this. Dealing with children is tiresome.

(Just as Lucifer reached out to pick up another one of those stupid baby clothes with dumbass quotes he felt something cold)

Lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK-

Beelzebub: Can you get these corn dogs. *Holding a huge ass box of those foster farm corndogs*

Lucifer: What? No. How'd you find me?

Beelzebub: MC installed this... "Find my dog" app...? I guess they forgot to uninstall it from my D.D.D.

Lucifer: WHAAAAAT?!!?!

Mammon: Hey hey, Lucifer this old dude on this medicine looks exactly like you!

Lucifer: *Snatches medicine box* What the-this is a medicine for elderly people having episodes...?!?!

Mammon: Ya kinda need it if you had a mirror to look at yourself with!

Lucifer: Why you...

Beelzebub: Okay okay I'll put the corn dogs and medicine away as long as we get those little peanut butter and jelly pies MC gave me last year.

Lucifer: Fine. We just need toilet paper and then we're out of here.

Mammon: Aight! Then we can go to that Versace store I saw!

Lucifer: No. We are not buying you anything that expensive. You can ask for one thing under ten dollars here in Walmart.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: How about you and Luke match—

Mammon: NO WAY! I want some studs.

Lucifer: You don't even have a piercing.

Mammon: I'll get one in the Devildom.

Lucifer:

Lucifer: I'm not helping you if you end up cursed.

Mammon: Yeah yeah.

Karen: Uhm excuse me sir (Mammon) you don't have a mask on.

Beelzebub: You don't have one on either.

Karen: That doesn't matter because I own this walmart.

Lucifer: Since when.

Karen: Since now.

Lucifer: ...Beelzebub did you see where the toilet paper is?

Karen: EXCUSE ME I'M TALKING TO YOU!

Mammon: Shudduuuppp it's not like an employee came up and said: put a mask on.

Beelzebub: You should probably put one on anyways, you got covid those few months ago remember?

Karen: COVID?! *sprays lysol in the air* Get. The. Fuck. Out. Of. My. Face.

Beelzebub: You could literally just walk away, lady...

Employee: Hey sir put a mask on please.

(Anyways their at the aisle for toilet paper)

Mammon: Why the fuck do people need to shit so much they buy all the goddamn toilet paper?!

Beelzebub: Because they get corn dogs while I don't

Lucifer: There has to be some toilet paper somewhere...

Mammon: Lucifer they don't even got paper towels lets just get some from the Devildom!

Lucifer: No. We are getting Charmin.

Mammon: Cause it's soft on your butt and Diavolo says-

Lucifer: Q u i e t.

Mammon: *was magically shut the fuck up* MMM MM!

Lucifer: Beel go look for toilet paper.

Beelzebub: Okay Lucifer.

Lucifer: Mammon you'll be--What are you doing.

(Mammon literally just wearing the mask the employee gave him over his eyes and mouth.)

Mammon: You know you could get sick through your eyes too.

Lucifer: You could have just asked for a face visor.

Mammon: Those exist?

Lucifer: Anyways. climb up onto that top shelf and look.

Mammon: They have angel soft.

Lucifer: It's not the same as charmin.

Random kid: Hey mr with red eyes.

Lucifer: Yes?

Random kid: I think theres a charmin on top of the bike display area.

Lucifer: WHAT?! *He looks to his left and sees the little kids bike display thing have one pack of charmin on top of there because this is florida walmart*

(Lucifer immediately rushed over to the bike stand display thing and as he entered into the isle so did a familiar face)

Thirteen: Oh, why hey there Lucifer, fancy seeing you here in Florida!

Lucifer: Mhm...yes. Are you after what I think you are?

Thirteen: *looks up at the charmin toilet paper then back at Lucifer* Wouldn't you like to know.

Lucifer: Why do I have this feeling you put it up there.

Thirteen: For some lucky soul to try and burn the extra fat off them but hey this should be a breeze for you!

(Mephistopheles soon came slowly staggering to the isle, out of breath)

Mephistopheles: Th...Stop...no more--traps! *he clutches his chest as he widens at the toilet paper on top of the bike thing*

Mephistopheles: ARE YOU INSANE?! ALL THIS FOR TOILET PAPER!

Lucifer: M-Mephisto...WHY DO YOU WANT CHARMIN!

Thirteen: Gentlemen gentlemen...calm down. Seeing that you are equally matched-

Both: WE ARE NOT EQUALLY MATCHED!

Thirteen: How about you fight for it?

Mephistophles: I will delightfully beat Lucifer's angelic ass!

Lucifer: That's so fucking corny.

Mephistopheles: Your so fucking annoying.

Thirteen: There are children watching you two.

(some colony of children are there cause this is florida)

Mephistopheles: I mean. He's...irritating.

Lucifer: I don't take anything back.

Kid 1: Fucking.

Kid 2: Irritating.

Lucifer: Now I do.

Thirteen: Anyways, we will do a series of events to see whos worthy of the charmin!

Lucifer: Is that really necessa-

Mephistopheles: Too late to back out now Lucifer, unless your saying Diavolo isn't good enough hm?

Lucifer: When did this turn into that sort of issue again?

Mephistopheles: ITS ALWAYS BEEN ABOUT DIAVOLO, ANGEL!

(Meanwhile in the Devildom)

[Diavolo and Barbatos are at his private beach sunbathing when Dia sits up on his beach chair.]

Diavolo: Why do I have this feeling something exciting is happening without me there to spectate...!

Barbatos: I'm not sure, m'lord. Would you like it if we went to check up on Lucifer's trip to the human world?

Diavolo: And I thought all that popcorn I had bought those few days ago was going to go to waste just monitoring the demon brothers on our "Doom" meetings.

Barbatos: *Opens portal* Let us leave at once, m'lord

**And thats how they died/j there will be a part 2 soon or something ig

#nxhmir.obeyme #nxhmir.devildomonlockdown #obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me beelzebub #obey me solomon #obey me barbatos #obey me diavolo #obey me thirteen #obey me mephistopheles

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absolutepokemontrash · 3 years

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I come bearing a request! The Brothers with an MC who's really good at cooking and baking? Like, the stuff food blogs dream of. Master-level instagram pastries. Could compete with the chocolate guy if they put their mind to it.

👀 ooooo, I do love me some pastries-

(I know you have an *ahem* distaste for Lucifer, dear moot, so enjoy Lucifer acting like a bit of a dingus in his section!)

Lucifer

Oh, the human can cook. *insert asshole eyeroll here*. Great. Wonderful. Groundbreaking. That’s what’s got all his brothers acting like- what was that word Levi used? Simps? This human has turned six of the seven rulers of hell into a bunch of simps.

Sure, the human has near godlike cooking prowess. Sure, everyone looks forward to their day for cooking. And sure, everyone thinks the human’s pretty great.

Tsk, not him though. He’s a refined demon. Some silly food isn’t going to make him a lovesick fool… did he smell eclairs..?

Lucifer peered into the kitchen to see MC carefully taking a tray of eclairs out of the oven and letting them cool off on the counter. His favourite dessert… right there in front of him…

Due to not being a total moron, MC notices Lucifer and asks him what the hell he’s doing just standing ominously in the doorway. Lucifer makes up some bullshit excuse about reminding MC to do their homework and just leaves. Okay, game plan, he needs those fucking eclairs or he will spontaneously combust.

As he snuck into the kitchen that night, Lucifer took a moment to briefly wonder why he was creeping around his own house. He was the Avatar of Pride for pity’s sake! He could eat whatever he damn well pleased! Oh shit was someone coming- no? Okay, back to sneaking.

Lucifer crept into the kitchen, saw the eclairs, and all logic was thrown out the window. Time to eat!

“BEEL NO! NOT THE- Lucifer..?” “…” “…” “…you’re very talented, MC, do you mind making more of these?”

SOMEONE SNAP A PICTURE! THIS IS THE CLOSEST LUCIFER HAS GOTTEN TO BEGGING IN THE LAST THOUSAND YEARS!

Mammon

Ugh, stuck babysittin’ some dumb human, how lame…

As Mammon was throwing a “I’m broke and I’m stuck in a pact with a dumb human” pity party, the most heavenly smell entered his nostrils. Cooking… good cooking… was Barbatos visiting or somethin’? Nah, Lucifer woulda made a big fuss about gettin’ ready for Lord Diavolo. Huh, so what was goin’ on in the kitchen?

Huh? The human? The human can cook? Well damn, maybe this whole deal wouldn’t be so bad. Oi! MC! As payment for babysittin’ ‘em, he got to have an extra big share of- OW!

Did- did the human just hit him with a spoon?! Th-they can’t do that!

Apparently they fucking can. Mammon gets told to sit the fuck down and wait for the food like everyone else. He grumbles on the way to the dining room, but he can’t fully hide his excitement to try the food.

The food even looked pretty! How did they do that?! Magic. It had to be!

After everyone’s tastebuds were blessed with the heavenly substance that is MC’s culinary exploits, Mammon decides he needs to get on this human’s good side in order to receive more food! Maybe even find some way to make a profit or somethin’!

After weeks go by of trying to suck up to the human without looking like too much of a chump, Mammon eventually realizes… hey, this human ain’t so bad. They’re nice, they make him feel good about himself, they give him headpats… he’s really hit the jackpot here!

He’ll offer to help MC bake or cook, but beware, he will try and sample the food before it’s done. Don’t let him lick the spoon!!!

Leviathan

First thought? This human ain’t shit. Thought after seeing their food? WOAAAAAAAH! JUST LIKE THAT ONE ANIME-

He was unceremoniously cut off by Beel asking demanding seconds. Humph, fine, he doesn’t actually care about this dumb normie food anyway.

…well at least until Levi saw a little something something on TV that he just had to ask MC to try and make. He shyly knocked on their door and when they answered, Levi shoved the screenshot in their face and stuttered out a dinner request.

On the day MC was supposed to make dinner, Levi poked his head into the kitchen and tried to make it look like he was just standing in the same room as MC and not checking to see if they were making his dinner request.

Not that he’d blame them for not doing that… who’d wanna make some anime dinner for a yucky Otaku- OMG JAHSHSHABA THEY’RE MAKING IT! *fangirl squeals*

As Levi continues to commit the SIN of being in the kitchen at the same time as someone else, MC eventually just asks him if he’d like to help out.

“Here! Just keep turning the takoyaki.” “R-really? You trust me?” “Yes, Levi. You watched how they made it on your show, right?” “Yes! I won’t mess up! I swear on my honour as an otaku!”

All in all, it was a very cute bonding experience for the two. Now it’s a regular thing. Levi requests something for dinner or dessert, MC makes it, Levi helps out.

Satan

So, the human can cook. That’s nice. At least someone in this literally god forsaken house can.

He makes sure to thank MC every time they cook, then he makes sure to thank whatever deity is watching over him that Solomon wasn’t the human staying with them.

As the months progress, Satan realizes, he should learn how to cook better. I mean, Levi and Mammon were somehow both improving in their cooking endeavours, and if MC could teach those two, then he would be a breeze.

Satan walked into the kitchen and simply asked if MC needed any assistance with what they were doing. MC just slid him some garlic to dice and that’s how this mentor/student relationship was formed.

Satan was a star pupil, but Mammon and Levi weren’t above trying to sabotage Satan’s progress to get him to leave.

Here’s the thing, the sabotage worked, but it only worked once, and the two idiots didn’t stop to think that maybe they shouldn’t sabotage the meal they were going to have to eat later.

Well, cooking lessons continued uninterrupted after the ghost pepper incident…

Even when he’s ‘graduated’ their little cooking class, Satan’s always willing to lend a hand if needed. He also will slyly hand over some recipe books and cute baking supplies that he finds. MC should be prepared for lots of cat related things to come their way.

Asmodeus

The human can cook? Oh frabcious day! He’s saved from a life of his brother’s mediocre cooking! And the human’s so cute too! What a bonus!

Not only is the human cute, but their food is just so… aesthetic??? Pretty???? Omigosh he just has to get a picture for Devilgram!

For the first few months, MC’s relationship with Asmo consists of Asmo not at all subtly asking to take pictures of their food and post it to his Devilgram. Listen MC, his followers would just love it!

Being the saint-sheep they are, MC lets Asmo sit in whenever they’re making anything in the kitchen. And Asmo slowly realizes “hey, this cute human with the awesome food is actually pretty cool too!”

New Mission: Make the human fall madly in love with him so they’ll want to hang out more.

Whether the mission succeeds is up to MC of course. (I mean, I’m already smitten with him sooooooooo-)

MC offers Asmo a lot of the pastries they make, but the Avatar of Lust almost always declines. Listen honey, he’s on a diet- wait, don’t make that sad face! He’ll eat it! Look! It’s- it’s delicious…

Diet cheat day is now every day MC makes dessert. The feeling of bliss Asmo gets when he takes a bite out of anything MC makes is only second of the treats is second only to the joy he feels at seeing MC happy that he likes their food. It’s just so wholesome I can’t-

MC’s food Devilgram has almost surpassed Asmo in terms of followers and honestly- he isn’t even mad.

Beelzebub

Gasp! Lucifer finally got him the pet personal chef he’d always wanted! Thanks big bro! :D he’ll be sure not to eat this human!

On the first night MC was supposed to make dinner, Lucifer needed to hold Beel back from breaking into the kitchen to see what was causing that heavenly smell. It was, difficult… especially because Lucifer hadn’t slept in three days.

When they all sat down to eat, Beel practically inhaled everything and held up his half bitten plate for seconds.

We here at Stupid Headcanons incorporated recommend that MC have as many bodyguards as possible stationed around the kitchen at all times to ward off a hungry Beel. We don’t want him eating the ingredients and half-tempered chocolate.

A cinnamon roll through and through, he’ll eat everything MC gives him with a big ol’ smile on his cute little face. He’s not the best person to go to if MC wants advice or critique because the best thing Beel can usually muster is “it was really good.”

As Luke said in Lesson 5, Beel would make an awful food reporter. But we love him.

Similar to Levi, he’ll give meal requests on what to make for dinner. (At this rate, MC’s going to have to make some kind of list).

He kind of just waits by the door like a sad puppy whenever MC is making anything because he can’t get into the kitchen :(

Belphegor

The smell of freshly made chocolate chip cookies wafting through the house did reach the attic and it only fuelled his rage more. How dare the human win everyone over with cookies?!

After the attic incident, Belphie was won over with cookies.

Belphie just stands creepily in the kitchen doorway whenever MC is making anything and just makes shit really uncomfortable. Why’s he doing that, you may be wondering, well, he’s trying to calculate the energy needed to swipe the bowl of cookie dough and sprint to safety.

He never succeeds, mainly because once he gets to the bowl, MC already has the wooden spoon ready to smack him, so he just freezes mid-theft and slowly puts the bowl down.

“Oh my gosh, it says let the bread dough rest overnight? Let’s get a headstart and go to sleep now.” “Belphie what-” “I made a pillow Fort, come in. Let’s sleep.” “In the kitchen????”

How’d he make the pillow Fort without MC noticing? Years of experience. He’s trained in the art of- MC? What do you mean you can’t sleep right now and you need to get a head start on shaping fondant?

…he may have eaten the fondant while MC wasn’t looking… whoops… Beel may have rubbed off on him a little…

#Obey me! Headcanons #Obey me Headcanons #obey me #obey me!#obey me! shall we date?#obey me shall we date #obey me mc #obey me mammon #Obey me Lucifer #Obey me Leviathan #Obey me Satan #Obey me Asmodeus #Obey me Beelzebub #Obey me Belphegor

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devildomdisaster · 3 years

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Idk if you read Lore Olympus but chapter 129 gave me an angsty request idea.

So Persephone, who’s the goddess of spring, goes into a hibernation-like state and when her emotions go out of control, she ends up growing her hair really long and her body sprouts a lot of plants from her; to the point of covering her and whatever area she’s in with her plants.

So I would like to request head cannons of the Brothers reacting to an MC who gets really sad whenever the brothers insult or threaten them and after several weeks of being berated by demons it causes MC to shut down and go to their room but mistakes a comfort spell with a plant curse that causes their hair and plants to grow continuously long. The plants fill up MC’s room and while they would normally be surprised at the mistake, they don’t care any more. They allow the plants to to grow, even wrap around their neck and body, and hopes the curse kills them off before the brothers notice as they go in the “hibernation” stage of the curse (The curse causes the victim to grow a lot of plants and vines from their body until they die, which can take a few days).

I’m sorry for being so long and descriptive, I just wanna see the Bros panic and feel guilty that MC felt pushed to do this to themselves but I understand if you don’t want to do it

I don't read Lore Olympus but you described the situation really well so I hope this is something close to what you wanted.

Comfort spell gone wrong

Lately, nothing seemed to be good enough for the demons. No matter what you did one of them would find something to berate you for.

“Mc, your grades are subpar even for an exchange student. You’ll have to try harder in order to not be a disappointment to Diavolo and myself.” Lucifer warned over breakfast.

“Mc, you burned dinner. You should learn to be a better cook.” Beel grumbled. As if you had ever seen any of these ingredients before ending up in the Devildom.

Even Mammon seemed to be in a particularly unpleasant mood. A never-ending string of complaints about how hard it is to protect an ordinary human. “Geez, you’re such a hassle human.”

Taking refuge in the library to study and to give Mammon a break from you proved disastrous and nearly deadly. Somehow you’d managed to spill your cup of tea all over an old somewhat rare text after Asmo had barged in and startled you. Your string of bad luck continued when Satan rounded the corner and saw the soggy tea-stained pages you’d been trying to decipher. In his fit of rage, he’d called you several unpleasant names and asked if you were “capable of doing anything right or if all humans are as stupid as you?” You’d left as quickly as you were able to avoid any more of his wrath.

No matter where you went you kept walking in on Belphie napping and without fail he’d say something nasty to you, that would make tears burn the backs of your eyes.

Levi had angrily called you a “useless normie,” who he wished would “never come back.” and had pushed you from his room with a slam of his door.

Even Asmo who usually just ignored you when he was upset found every reason imaginable to critique your every aspect. Physical and personality. Not a single one of which made you feel any more than worthless.

So was it any wonder when at the end of a long week you’d locked yourself in your room and decided to try that comfort spell you’d heard Solomon talking about? It seemed simple enough. But then your tears had blurred your vision as you’d recited the words and your Latin was still shaky at best. But it was just a few lines! And there was no way you were going to go to one of the brothers for comfort when they had seemed perfectly happy to make you miserable for the last few weeks.

You’d read the spell aloud and curled up hoping that the spell would kick in and you’d feel even just the slightest bit better. The blinding green light and sudden drop in energy was the first and only warning the spell had gone wrong. But being new to magic meant it still sapped your energy, so you didn’t stop to think something might be wrong. By the time you realized what was happening, everything was out of control. Plants had begun to sprout from your skin and the floor around you, growing and growing. With each inch they grew you felt your exhaustion creep up and consume you. You were just so tired. Your eyes fluttered closed. This was wrong! You forced your eyes open again. You need to fix this. The spell! But a short nap wouldn’t hurt, would it? You’d have more energy after you woke up. Then you could go get one of the brothers. Satan would know how to fix this. Or Lucifer! He’d clean the spell up easily. Yes, after you woke up…

Lucifer hadn’t seen you all weekend. He figures you’re most likely studying. But you don’t show up for meals and none of his brothers have seen you either… and oh Diavolo! He can feel the spell from the dining room. How did he not notice sooner? The cold pulling sensation of the spell, like it was sucking the warmth and life from its surroundings.

When Lucifer reaches your door Mammon is already there. Knocking and shouting for you, but there's no answer. He all but breaks your door down, his brothers behind him, and finds you at the center of the spell. Unresponsive and covered in the plants using your energy to grow. The plants had begun climbing up the walls and twisting through your hair, sending out snow-white flowers.

“Beel! Don’t!” Lucifer warns as Beel reaches out to pull a handful of plants from you. “We don’t know what did this and what will happen to Mc if we just rip the spell off like that.”

“Lucifer, Mc did this to themself,” Satan points to the open spellbook. “It looks like they got a comfort spell mixed up.”

Fortunately, your last tired thoughts were correct and Lucifer is able to break the spell quickly. You wake surrounded by the brothers.

Lucifer:

All this happened for a comfort spell? Because you didn’t feel like you could come to him, to any of them?

He’s so sorry Mc. Enough that as he leans down to pick you up out of the mess of withering plants you can feel tears fall onto your face.

“Nothing I did was good enough for you Lucifer. Any of you. I just wanted to feel… I just wanted-”

His heart breaks when he realizes this is his brother’s fault, his fault. “You are always good enough, Mc. Much more than I could ever ask you to be, and if I ever made you feel like you weren't. No, the fact that I made you feel like you weren’t, means I have been truly terrible.”

You’re choking back your own tears now and you curl further into his arms as he carries you down the hall. “You said I was a disappointment.”

“My dear Mc, you have never been, nor could you ever be a disappointment to me. Forgive me for ever making you feel as if you were.”

Lucifer takes you to his bathroom and draws you a bath to wash away the last of the plant matter from your body.

Afterward, he’ll bring you anything you ask for. He wants to wrap you in his arms but doesn’t want to push you, so he asks softly if he can hold you.

He’ll spend weeks trying to make this up to you, even after you forgive him, he’ll be sure to tell you how much he loves you more often than he did before.

Mammon:

Shit human! Why didn’t you come to him? He loves you so much and oh. He made you feel like a burden.

How could he be so stupid when he knows how his brothers make him feel?

Mammon begs for your forgiveness in front of all his brothers.

“Please can ya forgive me? I never meant to make ya feel like a burden. You're the only human I- I want to protect you Mc. I’m so sorry.”

Mammon helps you up and since your room is covered in plants he offers to let you sleep in his room for the night.

He wraps you in blankets and brushes the hair from your face with trembling fingertips.

There are still a few stubborn leaves sticking to your face and in your hair so Mammon takes a warm washcloth and wipes them from your face before gently untangling the plants from your hair.

You’ll be getting little gifts and tokens of mammon’s affections for the foreseeable future.

Levi:

He threw you out of his room when you came to him for comfort and the guilt at seeing you almost die because of it is eating him alive.

He feels frozen

Maybe you would be better off without an otaku shut-in like him. He starts avoiding you like the plague.

You start to think that Levi is so disgusted with the fact that you did that spell that he doesn’t want anything to do with you anymore.

Despite this Levi still checks up on you. He wants to know that you are ok, he just does it without you knowing.

He’ll ask his brothers about you and discreetly glance at you during meals to make sure you’re eating enough and look healthy.

A few days later when your favorite and manga anime start showing up outside your door you confront Levi. “Are you mad at me? Do you just not want to be around me after what happened? Levi, I miss you!”

He is shook, and he can’t believe he messed up so badly.

He’s happy that he can invite you to hang out again, and he makes sure to spend long nights gaming or watching movies with you until you fall asleep against him. He’ll even stutter out how much he treasures his time with you, blushing fiercely all the while.

Satan:

Satan feels anger swell up inside him. How could he have let this happen? How could no one have seen how upset you were?

Once the spell has been dissolved he is at your side instantly. Brushing vines from your skin. His fingers are shaking in anger but his touch is so gentle.

When both you and your room are cleaned up Satan sits at your bedside, book in hand, reading to you.

He just wants to be close to you now. He wants you to know how much he cares about you but is still too worked up to get his thoughts out properly.

Eventually, his thoughts calm and he stops reading in the middle of a sentence. “Mc, I am so sorry. I never meant to make you feel unwanted. Every day I spend with you is infinitely better than a day without you. I know the spell was a mistake but… we almost lost you. I almost lost you.”

He wants to talk about what pushed you to do this. He won’t push but he really does think that he will be better able to help you if he understands.

Satan makes sure to spend more time with you from now on. He makes a conscious effort to check his temper at the door and be with you when you need him.

Sometimes he’ll just read to you until one of you confides in the other in quiet voices.

Asmo:

As you blink your eyes open Asmo gently brushes some plants from your cheek.

You are so pale and his heart breaks as you flinch away from him. You feel like a mess and you know you must look like one too so curl your body away from him trying to hide. Trying to avoid his critical gaze.

This is the moment Asmo knows he screwed up.

He draws his hand back, for a moment, before reaching out to you again. Cupping your cheek and wiping your tears away with perfectly manicured hands.

Lucifer has him take you to his bathroom to clean up while the rest of the brothers work to clear the plants from your room.

Asmo is quiet for a long while as he untangles plants from your hair.

“You’re so loved, Mc,” he says softly. “You are.” he insists when you shake your head no.

“More than you could ever know, and it’s our fault for not telling you. My fault for not making you feel worthy.”

After this incident, Asmo wants to make sure you know how beautiful you are. He starts self-care days once a week that soon turn into whole family affairs. Each week different combinations of his brother attend and you all work to pamper each other.

Asmo makes sure nothing like this happens again, he never wants to be part of the reason you feel unloved ever again.

Beel:

At first, Beel thinks you did this on purpose. Once the brothers realize you messed up the spell he is less angry but no less distraught.

Once you wake up, he wants to take you to get desserts. He’s heard humans eat Chocolate/ other sweets to feel better. And this makes sense to him, food does make everything better.

But you don’t want to go to Madam Screams or the kitchen to make your own. You’re still so tired. Not to mention embarrassed that you screwed the spell up this bad.

And now they are all staring at you like they care so much when none of them had any time to notice how they were making you feel before.

When you become unresponsive to the brother’s questions and apologies Beel scoops you up in his arms and walks away with you.

Something about the way he holds you close to his chest and his warmth causes you to finally let go.

You bury your face in his shirt to muffle your crying.

“I just… I felt so alone! And… I...but no one” you gasp out shakily between sobs.

Beel soothes you with soft murmuring as he gently cards his fingers through your hair and strokes down your back.

Once your crying quiets he starts to speak “Don’t do that again. You can always come to me Mc. I’m so sorry you felt like you couldn’t”

Belphie:

Belphie thinks it’s a joke at first. “Man, how could they mess up this bad?”

Then he sees Lucifer’s panicked expression and it hits him how serious this is.

Belphie is immediately by your side. Hands frantically feeling your wrist for a pulse.

After Lucifer breaks the spell and your eyes flutter open Belphie is filled with relief until a wave of guilt washes through him.

He can’t believe he fucked up so badly again. Sure this time he didn’t directly cause you physical harm, but he did play a role in causing you to almost die again.

“I am so very sorry Mc, I never meant to hurt you.”

He does everything he can think of to make it up to you. Anything you ask him for, as long as it’s within his power, is yours. No questions asked.

He asks permission just to hold your hand for weeks afterward as if he thinks you’ll come to your senses and decide you don’t want anything to do with him.

He wants to comfort you so bad.

To make sure you don’t feel like this again Belphie pulls you away to nap with him as often as he can get away with it. Most likely only a few times a week (much less often than he would like). Sometimes he uses this time just to talk with you. Others you really do nap, and Belphie curls himself around you. Occasionally he enters your dreams while you nap together to make sure no nightmares can touch you.

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How the Brothers Would Try to Get the MC Back After a Breakup

I have a much longer one in the works, but dug this out of my old drafts and just had to polish it off real quick. Not sure why I never finished it. 🤷‍♀️

Lucifer

His first tactic is to try and make them try to get back with him.

That means he’s going to go out and slay it! He’s going to make sure he’s looking great and really making a point of just how much he can do and how capable he is in literally Every. Way. If they’re watching, he’s going to be amazing. Period.

Buuut he’ll be sure to treat them super coldly throughout... This isn’t him trying to nicely ask them to come back to him, oh no, this is just making a point about how much they threw away, stupid human...!

If this doesn’t send them crawling back then he’s really in a bad place… He really needs them to come back on their own because his pride won't let him…

If he ever has to ask, it will feel more like a business deal than a reconciliation but that means he’s desperate. Hear him out at least.

Mammon

He’s going to be an absolute nightmare...

I think we all know that Mammon would fall apart without MC and it really wouldn't be a graceful fall…

Man will go through all the stages of grief seemingly every hour, everywhere from "WELL I DON'T NEED YA ANYWAY!" to, "Baby I'll buy ya anything, please come back…!"

The worst of it comes out when he's drunk and it's also when his worst ideas sound fantastic!

Not above breaking into their room at night just to sing them a poorly-written, sappy love song.

Also not above begging his brothers, Simeon, and even Diavolo for ideas on how to win them back.

If he could put it on one of those airplane banners and fly it across the Devildom, he would. Please MC, he's trying here…

Leviathan

Pity. Pity. So much pity. He is not afraid to treat his own dignity like collateral damage if he has to.

In the weeks after the breakup, Levi would probably be best described as one of those gelatinous deep sea Blobfish thrown on dry land, just with 90% more sadness and wallowing.

Assuming he leaves his room at all, he'll look like complete trash who hasn’t slept in weeks. Just an ultra-depressed otaku covered in Dorito dust and self-pity…

Basically, everything about him is going to scream, "I'M MISERABLE WITHOUT YOU, PLEASE COME COMFORT ME!!!" and considering that may have initiated their relationship to start with, it's not a terrible tactic.

If turning into a pathetic beached jellyfish of despair doesn't work then he'll try begging too. Third brother or not, dignity was never a priority here. Just MC… Always MC.

Satan

Meet our resident drunk texter.

During the day, Satan is going to take more of a Lucifer route and just be as impressive as he possibly can. However, he doesn't quite have Lucifer's level of deep emotional repression through pure spite…

What that means is occasionally he's going to crack and it's rough.

Get a few drinks in him and Satan will just break into a sobbing mess… Any poor soul in the vicinity will have to listen to his incoherent babbling about how many dates he's had with MC, how much he loves them, and why he can't sleep without them anymore…

But the texts… Man, are they something…

Satan: MC yourr the sptinkles to my waffls

Satan: why did you leave me? 🥺

Satan: im in the bat, its really cold here

Satan: pleaae come home 😭😭😭

Satan: I'd murder fr yo

Satan: i mean love you

Satan: come back please

Asmodeus

Jealousy. Pure, simple jealousy. You think he can’t have three other people on his arms by the end of the week? Don't you know what you’re missing??

If Mammon is going through grief stages, then Asmo is stuck on anger. To think that he, HE, would be broken up with!! The nerve!!!

He'll go out clubbing and fucking and make a big'ol deal out of it for at least a week, but if it doesn't really help his case then he's really screwed… (like, figuratively this time)

After his anger burns out there'll be A LOT of crying and Asmo will make it his mission to get together again!!

That could involve everything from long-winded apology speeches, to dragging Solomon into complicated "Let's date again!" schemes, to dangling himself in front of MC like a carrot on a stick to try and entice them back.

EVERYONE in the House is going to hear about it and it'll drive them all crazy, but hey, anything in the name of love, damnit!!

Beelzebub

Lots of gifts, mostly food.

You'd think he'd be leaving offerings to a pagan god with the amount of food he tries to give MC… The man could actually feed a village with those plates!

To be frank, Beel doesn’t even have to do all that much in the grand scheme of things. A sad Beel is like a sad puppy, it just tugs at the heartstrings by its pure existence!

It also helps that he'd be willing to just… talk about getting back together like emotionally mature adults (novel concept, I know)

If they talk it out and the MC still isn't interested then expect more food and more sad Beel... He'll pretty much be like a depressed Santa Claus with a bag of T-bone steaks.

Be careful how long you keep Beel sad for though, MC, because Belphie isn't afraid to murder you twice. He's keeping a knife in that pillow. Be warned.

Belphegor

He's too busy not caring to even try.

Seriously. He doesn't care. Really. Not at all. Not even a little. Were they even dating? He didn't notice!

In fact, he doesn't care so much that he's going to nap in all of their favorite places, rewatch all of their favorite movies, and listen to their favorite songs because he just doesn't give a shit.

He doesn't care so much that he'll totally still invite them out to festivals and theme parks because it doesn't matter and they can still have a lot of fun together anyway!

He doesn't care SO FREAKING MUCH that if they wanted to nap together again or even cuddle a bit it's totally fine because it doesn't mean anything and he's fine and they're fine and this is fine!! Everything is a'okay!!!

See? No complaints outta him. But if they wanted to get back together uh… that's fine too… please...

#obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons

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