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anniebear-92 · 10 months

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does cat bakugo let you touch his toe beans?? I like to hold my cat up like simba and I also touch his feet like all the time 😅

Hah! Great question! On a quick side note I actually have a really big cat named Simba that I actually used as the vision for Bakugo in cat form!

I honestly feel touching the toe beans would be a death wish... He'd be really sensitive about the little pads, at least until he gets more attached to you.

The first time you touched his beans, was a day that went down in infamy... At least in your house. He was oh so peacefully just minding his own business, basking in the warm rays of the sun in the chair he had claimed as his own. His paws curled in and out into air biscuits, you swore you saw a small cat smile!

When suddenly his paw twitched out of annoyance, you ran a finger tip over the small pink pads of his toes. "One, two, three... " You counted for no reason and those eyes cracked with the deepest glare you had ever seen. His lips pulled back in a loud hiss revealing those sharp canines of his before a swipe of claws caught your hand.

A hiss of your own swept between your teeth as you cradled the affected appendage in your hand. Three large angry looking marks streaked across your skin as he had only caught you with the side of his paw before you pulled away. He continued to glare at you for the audacity of touching his sacred toe beans. He hopped down from his spot and marched off while you sighed, getting up yourself in order to clean off the scratches to avoid infection.

He had ignored you for several days after that and you decided not to try again. Though the more he warmed up to you the closer your fingers dared to the soft pads when you ran a hand over his body. Picking up his paw he held out during a snooze, you shook it with a "Nice to meet ya, greet ya!" and a small giggle. He regarded you with a look that you swore he was calling you stupid. (He was) Though no swipes or hisses as you smiled and released his paw.

A few weeks before he revealed his secret to you had been the worst to him. You now sat watching a movie with him curled on your thighs, hand lazily brushing over his soft fur as you watched the Lion king. The iconic scene of showing off the young cub came on as a mischievous grin spread across your face. Without warning he was scooped under the arms and lifted into the air as you stood proud, now belting out the worst rendition of the opening song anyone had heard. He dangled with his feet swinging in the air, his brain barely functioning since he was so rudely interrupted from sleep. You held him out at arms length and then pulled him in onto his back to swipe your thumb quickly over his forehead "Simba...."

Those ruby eyes of his narrowed lower as you saw the tantrum coming a mile away. Placing him back on his paws in the spot you had previously been sitting you skipped away before he could even attempt a swipe for disturbing his peace. He was so flabbergasted he just laid back down and curled his tail over his nose. His attention now on the screen to watch the movie he had seen multiple times with his previous owner. With a huff he closed them once more to catch sleep again.

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After he had revealed his secret you had decided this was your chance! You could ask to touch the elusive little pads on his feet!

"Katsuki!" You called down the hall, greeted by those piercing eyes and twitching ears on his head as he leaned out of the guest room.

"The hell you want?" His growl was your reply, a grin broke out on your face as you waved him down the hall to ask your question. He followed with a huff to the couch, seeing you had already plopped onto the cushion and now patted the spot beside for him to join.

He fell into the spot and gave you those expectant eyes as you fiddled with your fingers due to nerves. Watching as you took your lip between your teeth, fiddled with fingers and even began bouncing your leg had his mind racing a mile a minute.

Were you about to kick him out? Confess to him? Tell him the store was out of his favorite hot sauce? He shuddered at the last though before you finally opened your mouth to speak, grabbing his full attention.

"Can I touch your toe beans?"

His shoulders dropped, eyebrows practically in his hair line as the last thing he though would come out of your mouth did so with no remorse.

"My toe... beans?"

You nodded slowly and indicated to the palm of your hand. "You know your little pads when you're in cat form! They're so cute and you wouldn't let me touch them before! I can't help but want to touch them!"

He coughed, red slipping into his cheeks as he contemplated your words for a moment. The last time you had touched them he had given you a wound that he had kicked himself for days on that he had ignored you completely. His eyes turned back to your own, seeing the sparkle of hope in them that he would allow such an honor.

A deep sigh lifted and lowered his chest before he turned, in his place was the fluffy version of himself. He sat on his hind legs, tall and proud before he extended a paw to flex all his little digits to show off all of his little toe beans.

A squeal of excitement left you, earning a flinch from the feline before he shook the paw in irritation of waiting. Your soft fingers than over the small pads, his paw had relaxed and you squeezed gently to unsheathe the small claws in his murder mittens. Admiring the small weapon he lowered himself and spread out the rest of his body so all of his toes were on display of his hind legs.

Scooping him up you placed your hands under his arms just like you did with the Simba moment, though this time he faced you with that unimpressed expression.

"Alright don't be mad at me but I also want to do this with you okay?"

You watched as his eyes rolled and he lifted those little shoulders in what you assumed was a shrug before you lifted his little arms and spoke "Big stretch!"

His eyes closed as he enjoyed the stretch you assisted before he was back in the position and his arms stretched before him. A grin upon your features he no longer felt the relaxation of the stretch when suddenly he was shuffled left and right.

"P for papa! It's a papa's party!"

His eyes widened as he realized exactly what you were doing. He had seen it all over that phone app, Tick tak? He didn't remember but people had done that with their cats all over. You watched as his eyes narrowed and you knew then the fun was over, dropping him to the floor you scrambled away as quick as you could.

Thundering foot falls behind you signaled not only was he after you, but he had reverted to his human form.

"Get your ass back here! I'm going to Papa's party you!"

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kingdaddydaichi · 2 years

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Saturday afternoon

The youngest twin ran into the living room where Katsuki was sprawled out on the couch, reading, relaxing, and minding his own damn business.

"Hey, Dad!" the 10-year-old beamed.

The pro-hero husband and father of three grunted. "Go away, I'm reading."

"Guess what you got in the mail today!"

Katsuki didn't move. Only his narrowed carmine eyes shifted to his son's. "What?"

"DEEZ NUTZ!"

Katsuki swung his legs around and sat up straight. "HAH? THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME??" Mini-Katsuki took off running, laughing his infectious little laugh. "GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-" he said, censoring himself with a growl.

He looked over at you in disbelief. You were doubled over and covering your mouth with the back of your hand trying not to spray tea out of your face.

"AND JUST WHAT THE DEVIL'S SHITTY DAY IN HELL DO YOU THINK IS SO FUCKIN FUNNY, HAH?"

His jaw flexed as he watched you with a furrowed brow while you tried to regain your composure, fanning your face. Eventually, you were able to put mind over matter long enough to swallow the beverage that had been threatening to erupt through your nose, your husband's eyes burning holes through your soul all the while.

"DEEZ NUTZ!" you managed.

Katsuki slammed his book down on the couch and stomped off towards the garage. "You people are fucking trolls, I'm leaving!"

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beybuniki · 3 months

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best friend with social anxiety

#idk what prompted my brain to come up with this but bakugo finds deku cowering in the communal room and he just knows whats up #and he stays there and cracks some jokes until deku feels a bit better #because he actually does that in the manga i love how bakugo tries to help his peers u can literally see his brain fuming #and he always comes up with sth!#and he knows deku so well like he knew damn well deku said sth cringe and it has been haunting him the entire afternoon #anway #bnha #deku #midoriya izuku #bakugo katsuki #all might slippers yyeeeeeeeeeeeeesssss

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ficsbynats · 6 months

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The moment you sat down, you regretted your decision. Before long a practically radioactive bowl of ramen was placed in front of you. opposite to you was katsuki, with a grin you wanted to smack off his face.

Today at breakfast you strutted up to katsuki and stole his chopsticks with a piece of chicken right from his hands and popped it in your mouth. All around you you recall hearing the terrified gasps of mina, denki and sero.

"Y/N!!!", Mina screamed.

"Are you okay??", Sero questioned.

"HERE TAKE THIS QUICK!!!",kaminari exclaimed offering you his strawberry milk box.

"Huh?", You looked at them, confused at their reaction.

"WHAT THE HELL IDIOT?!", bakugou screamed towards you to which you just gave a cheeky grin chewing your food.

Before continuing your bickering, you looked back to see the three of them looking at you in shock. Kirishima spoke up, "uhh y/n you okay?"

"Huh? Yea why wouldn't I be?", You heard katsuki grumble something about how you wouldn't be if you ever dare do this again.

"Well...", He side eyed bakugou's lunch, "it's just that bakubro's food's really spicy... So you doing good?"

"Yea girl bakugou's food is not to mess with."

You smacked your lips, the food was actually pretty spicy but it wasn't that bad, but then you had to go and open your big ass mouth, "pfft this? Spicy?", You turned to bakugou, "this spicy to you? Haha this is amateur stuff bakugou!", You said with a smirk taking the chance to tease him without thinking of the consequences.

You could see bakugou getting much MUCH more pissed off. "The hell you said?..."

Your grin faltered as you heard his tone. You were in so much trouble.

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And so the challenge commenced. Across from you sat Bakugou, with an identical bowl Infront of him as well. Both of you started eating your hot ones style ramen bowls. At first it was okay, you had an amazing plan: eat as quickly as you can before the spice kicks in. You had your pride and reputation to save for goodness sake...

Honestly, how you got out of that alive you have no idea. Both of you were able to finish the bowls unharmed, but your taste buds will disagree. But you revel in the fact that Bakugou seemed almost as struck by the spice as you. Although he was good at hiding it, you picked up on the subtle signs and the smug smirk never left your red, swollen lips for the rest of the night.

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Extra: An hour after lights out, you hear a quiet knock on your door, opening which revealed a messy haired Bakugou. "..... Wanna go grab a fuckin ice cream or something..." He said in a small voice. You noticed his own swollen lips and flushed cheeks. effects of the spice, you thought. With a small laugh, you replied "sure, let's go."

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honeymaki · 7 months

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I need to bully bakugo he’s such a freaky weirdo he probably angry cries and turns pink when he cums after a handjob

#I don’t particularly like him but there r certain situations I can see #he’s so weird !!! so mad all the time like that’s embarassing #if his voice cracks I’ll rip into him #I’m the mean gf not him #Bakugo smut

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smtere · 23 days

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-> how MHA messes up their confession to their crush (and still somehow manage to get a date..?):

includes : todoroki and bakugou

a/n: hope everyone is having a great day, this is how I imagine they fuck up their confessions to their crush - but they are adorable so ofc they get away with it.

todoroki : oblivious to everything , even if his crush makes it super obvious he won’t realise. wasn't until he overhead a bunch of people talking about it, and he was like *wait a damn second* THEY’VE LIKED ME ALL THIS TIME?! even after that he’s a little sceptical so his friends would definitely need to convince him to get over it and just ask. would be super shy to confess even though he literally knows that they like him too .. he plans to go up to them after to school and ask directly if they wanna maybe go out and get something to eat but in the end he chickens out and slips them a note that just says "wanna go get cold soba after school". his crush is so confused because he’s just standing in a corner (attempting to hide) watching them with the most expressionless face ever (internally he is absolutely dying) waiting for them to finish reading the note.

bakugo : definitely tries to act all rough around them but when he finds out that they like him too he is like a puppy inside. cue him trying to act cool but failing miserably. for some unknown reason goes up to his poor crush and confidently decides to say "I know you like me", ends up saying it in a weirdly aggressive voice by accident so his crush is just there super freaked out, seeing their lack of reaction he just kind of does an awkward cough and says in a slightly quieter (and less aggressive) voice “umm we could like go get some food after school.. if you want... its okay if you don't.. I-". yeah, not exactly his proudest moment..

a/n: as I edit this I realise how much shorter bakugous part is.. ooops, anyways. As always requests are always open and have a lovely morning/afternoon/night!

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nugget-eater123 · 23 days

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Please please pleeaase smau bakugo x reader where bakugo is only nice to reader in the gc bc r is lowkey sensitive and everyone kind of makes fun of them but also ships at the same time (not established relationship)

I got you pookieeeee 🙏 i had a lot just happen at work for me so I could really only push one part out of me rn but I’m absolutely not opposed to adding more later ❤️ I’m SO fucking sorry this took so damn long 💀 I love youuu thank you for asking for this 🙏 cause ong I feel like this is canon behavior

Part 1 (you are here) Part 2

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nottspocket · 9 months

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Sticky note fellas ft. my barosaurus fridge magnet :)

#nottsketches #mha #my hero academia #bnha #boku no hero academia #izuku midoriya #mha deku #deku #katsuki bakugo #mha bakugo #bakudeku #bkdk #the magnet looks so funnyyyy ndbdnbdjs I keep cracking up #I’m so tired rn lmaooooo #But the horrors persist and so do I 💅

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epitome-of-an-openbook · 7 months

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Tsuyu: Do you guys have any idea why Mina keeps putting Bakugo and Iida next to each other kero?

Uraraka: Hmm, I don't know for sure, but it started almost immediately after we had that lesson about complimentary colors in Ms. Midnight's class.

Jiro: Yeah, I overheard her saying we were only one couple away from having them all, whatever that means.

Uraraka: *looks to the left where Todoroki and Midoriya are, looks to the right where Kaminari and Shinsou are* Ooh, I think I get it... poor Iida.

*explosions and lecturing in background*

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thehusbandoden · 11 months

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MHA boys reacting to you torturing an Endeavor plushy.

(Izuku, Bakugou, Shoto, Hawks, and Dabi).

Umm yeah I don't know what happened.. lol can't ensure the quality, but they're all pretty short.

Giggling evily, you stabbed the other arm savagely. Taking a moment to twist the needle around, you admired your work. The Endeavor plushy had stuffing spilt out along his legs, arms and crotch. The weapon that caused such destruction was still in-between your thumb and index finger as you continued to poke holes throughout the plushy's body, making sure not to end his life.. yet. As you move to make the killing blow, you heard the door open.

Midoriya Izuku:

As the door opened, you turned to see your boyfriend: Izuku. Glancing at the time, you realized that it was already study time. "B-B-Baby?!" Izuku squeaked, eyeing the torn up plushy under needle point. "Oh! Hey Zuku! I'll be done in a minute! Ooh or I'll let him slowly bleed out!" You giggle, eyeing the plushy with disgust. "W-what are you doing to Endeavor san?" Izuku asked nervously, awkwardly sitting on the edge of your bed. "Making him pay. Todoroki san told me about him.. and he fired my (parent/guardian)." "O-oh.." "Would you like to try!?" "N-no thanks.. in fact... I'll see you tomorrow.. I'm gonna go.." I nodded, giving Izuku a smile before getting back to mercilessly murdering the scumbag.

Bakugou Katsuki:

"What are you doing." Bakugou grumbled, crimson eyes focused on the torn up doll on the ground. "Oh! Hey I'm just working on some hobbies while I wait for you." You reply, acting like it was completely normal. "What the actual f-" "Shh just be quiet about it! Let's start, I need to help you with your math!" "(Y/n). I'm the one helping you." "Pshh okay. We can say that."

Todoroki Shoto:

"Baby. This is unacceptable." I jumped at Shoto's disappointed voice. "But Shoto! He's a jerk!" "I'm very aware. But that doesn't excuse the fact that you were enjoying yourself without me." "Oh- Baby I'm so sorry! Here, let's burn all of his limbs off together." It took a few plushies to satisfy Shoto's hunger for vengeance, but we did get there.

Hawks: (🤣😂)

"(Y/N) (L/N)!" Hawks screeched, lunging toward the injured doll. "DON'T YOU DARE SAVE HIM! YOU HEARD WHAT THAT POOR BOY WENT THROUGH!" You yell, running away with the doll in your hands. "DO NOT KILL THAT DOLL." "I'M GOING TO KILL HIM!" "NOOOOOOOO!"

Yeah I have 0 idea what that was

Dabi:

I squeal as I feel strong arms encircle my waist, lifting me up. Turning my head, I giggled as I saw Dabi. "Dabi?" Dabi just sat down on our shared bed and pulled me into his lap. "Marry me." Dabi whispered, kissing my face lovingly. "W-what?" "Marry me." Dabi repeated, making it sound close to a command. Before I could even answer Dabi was sweetly pecking my lips over and over again.

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willowser · 5 months

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willow!!! how do u think katsuki texts!!!!

oh i love this topic LMAOOO i think he's. so bad. i mean !! i think he gets better over time but in the beginning especially, he's so dry and clean cut. i think a lot of it has to do with the fact that he's not really a "small talk" kind of person ?? so dragging out a conversation through text is probably so pointless to him, i think, when he could just call you and get it over with. say what he needs to say, find out what he needs to find out.

but !! when you're pursuing someone !!! you wanna text them !! so i think he's a very straightforward texter. to initiate a conversation, i think he just says, "how are you?" and if you respond, like, oh i'm good how are you !!, then he just says, "good." LMAOOOOO

in a way though i think he's a little more ??? honest ?? open ?? on the phone ?? like if you text him i can't wait to see you tonight :) instead of getting all shy and pink (he still does, you just can't see him), he says, "me too." LOL i would have a fit texting him like i really think he is so dry.

later in your relationship though i think he would send you little "love you" or "miss you" texts 🥺 maybe an emoji or two !! a little better but not much LOL

#it cracks me up to think about LOL #he's so !!!! i want to crunch him in my teeth #i love this topic LOL #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: bakugou #✿ theme: domestic bakugo

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kumori-love · 9 months

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Bakugo: I can bench 300 lbs.

Kirishima: I can squat 375 lbs.

Kaminari: I can lift the homies' spirits with my killer sense of humor

#くもり love #incorrect bnha quotes #bnha #bnha crack #incorrect mha quotes #mha crack #mha #Bakugo Katsuki #Katsuki Bakugo #Kirishima Eijiro #Eijiro Kirishima #Kaminari Denki #Denki Kaminari #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #Bakusquad #Class 1A

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officialabortive · 1 year

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Naga!bakugou x afab reader

Cw: blood, mentions of miscarriage

The first time you get your period after meeting him, he is going absolutely out of his mind. Flicking his forked tongue, he tastes faint blood in the air. Searching every wich way for the scorce, taking a while to realize it's you.

He smells blood on you, therefore you must be inured. But whenever he searches your body, trying to locate the injury you attempt to push his hulking form away. And why the hell are you getting so pissy about it!?

There was one incident where bakugou was sniffing around every inch of you to find the source of the blood smell, and just as his wandering nose started to venture between your legs, he got a harsh punch in the gut. Bakugou didn't appreciate that.

He is so damn confused when you try to explain the concept of periods. Nagas don't have the same an atomy, so to him everything you're saying is just utter nonsense.

There is no way bleeding like this is normal, you must be confused.

He tries to hide it, but he's concerned. Bakugou goes full nurse mode, trying to whip up all the herbal medicines he can to help with whatever weird sickness you have. He is constantly forcing you to drink a ridiculous amount of fluids because of the amount of blood loss.

He'll bring you a nice freshly hunted rat to replenish your nutrient levels, and gets offended when you refuse to eat it. Why the hell would you refuse a perfectly good meal!? This just worried him further, all because he can't quite wrap his head around how the human diet works

After a couple hours of hard thought, he comes to a conclusion. The only possible explanation for the blood and moodiness. He doesn't know how he didn't realize sooner.

You're having a miscarriage (wrong!)

Bakugou gets so unbelievably gentle with you, carefully holding you in his arms. The same arms that cause so much damage, comfortingly cradling your body so tenderly.

He tries to comfort you through this nonexistent miscarriage. But only to confuse you when he tries to talk with you about it.

His misunderstandings are your entertainment

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fling-graysons · 5 months

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You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become whatever this is.

#he cracks me up #i love this little dude so much #bnha #mha #mha 409 spoilers #bnha 409 spoilers #boku no hero academia spoilers #my hero academia spoilers #bnha memes #mha memes #edgeshot #all might #yagi toshinori #bakugo katsuki #great explosion murder god dynamight #my post

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fallenlostarchives · 1 year

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Fire?! - todobakudeku x reader

Y/n: Dammit, Katsuki!

Katsuki: What?! It wasn’t me!

Y/n: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Shoto!

Shoto: Not me either.

Y/n: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Deku: *whistles*

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#mha fluff #mha crack #bakugou fluff #bakugou x y/n #bakugo x reader #todoroki fluff #todoroki x reader #todoroki x y/n #izuku x y/n #izuku fluff #izuku x reader #todobakudeku #inccorect quotes #mha incorrect quotes #mha

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youremy-celebrity · 1 year

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fbi open up [mha smau]

bakugo katsuki x reader

amongst search histories and private youtube videos

part twenty-four: being a bitch for bitch's sake

masterlist // part twenty-three // part twenty-five

'tis a long one! i hope y'all enjoy :) also bakugo pls shut up for one second it was going so well,,

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an: y’all switched up on bakugo so fast after the last two chapters and i got so many hilarious messages threatening that boy but HONESTLY SAME we only disrespect men in this household 💅 this would be the only upload for today thanks for being patient! we’ll be back in our regular fluff schedule soon 👀

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