Have you ever accidentally sent a sext to the wrong person?
No. However, I did manage to royally piss of my brother and sister by laying down some truthslaps on a groupchat when I thought I was texting my other brother. The way I look at it...everything happens for a reason and the reason was they needed to hear how much of an asshole they were being 🤷♀️
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Oikawa: Iwa-chaaaaaaan~
Iwazumi: …what
Oikawa: would you describe me as ✨sexy✨?
Iwazumi: no.
Oikawa: cute?
Iwazumi: no.
Oikawa: then what?
Iwazumi: …
Iwazumi: ✨door✨
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"You know, I really love you to pieces.. with every piece of me."
Piece the puzzle together and find the missing piece, you and me - eUë
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People are allowed to decide they want nothing to do with you.
Literally. No one owes you a damn thing. Not even an explanation.
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I love how every American thinks that Germany removed all forms of the Nazis from their society. Makes me wonder how those death camps that dot the entire German country Are still around and being used as an example to every German student of what not to do. Even that rug made out of Jewish scalps must have been a figment of my imagination and that nobody tried to actively wipe out a entire group of people.
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when we were younger we would always hear people getting into drugs, making a mess of their life and we always thought 'That won't be me, never will I touch a drug'.
when we heard of people getting tied down to the wrong person, destroying their self esteem and happiness we always thought 'That won't be me, I will never subject myself to that, I know my worth'.
And when we heard of people taking their own life we thought 'how horrendous, I would never take such a precious gift that was given to me for granted'.
now, as we rush around trying to find the next high to distract ourselves from the wrong love we tried to make right one too many times, we find ourselves sitting on the bridge no longer thinking of how beautiful the water looks-but how far the fall is. And I can't help but wonder how we got here. How we became what we always said we would never be; and how we let ourselves fall so far.
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I cry because...
I am hurting...
I am not hiding it...
There's nothing to hide...
I cry and I will cry until these tears went dry...
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Things I have learned from experience and will give no further explanation on:
Pineapple will make you bleed.
Leaf blowers will make you burn.
Pickles turn your toes purple.
Popcorn makes you vomit acid.
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I'm an ugly fine. I'm cute but you can't be staring at me too long because you're gonna start noticing shit.
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The universe controls us. The tides are within us we are water. 80% of our bodies are made of astrology and the worlds ways. We can’t understand it and never will
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“Sometimes people don’t want to hear the truth because they don’t want their illusions destroyed”
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just because the specifics of the trauma that you suffered are over, don't let them lie to you, it is not alright
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