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#with the voice headcanons and all that some sort of vibes should be able to be projected somehow maybe idk lol
storfulsten · 10 months
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lol did I just lose 3 followers for mentioning a cool new song? ok
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dailydragon08 · 4 days
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Hi hi hi! Would it be possible to request for headcanons of the OT gang and how they would react to being invited into going to a concert of yours (opera, orchestra, idol, band, etc.) and then, at the end of the concert, you say you dedicate the concert to them? Thank you for your time! Your writing is so much fun!
Thanks so much for the ask! I love music and am a huge rock and metal girlie, so this ask is right up my alley.
My masterlist and a list of fandoms I write for is available in my pinned post on my page. Any reblogs are greatly appreciated!
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Big functions like this are typically par for the course for Leia, so while she’s flattered that you invited her, it isn’t really something she’d find overwhelming, per se. She’s very excited to support you and curious what the experience will be like. If it’s more of a casual concert—like a typical rock or pop concert—she really enjoys the change of pace from the more prestigious genres in fancier music halls. She already knows going in that you’re going to be fantastic, and if it’s a setting where cheering is appropriate, is one of the loudest voices in the crowd. If this isn’t really a venue where cheering happens, she’s standing up and clapping the hardest for you after every song and is glowing with excitement with a vibe of hell yeah, I knew they could do it. I’m still an avid believer that Leia, being royalty and a politician, is an avid fashion lover like her mother and she goes all out with whatever outfit matches the venue and music style – even if it’s not something she usually wears, she loves being able to experiment and show her support for you even more with her clothes, and may even know what she’s doing since she knows the press will be taking pictures of her the moment they realize she’s there. She’s more than happy to help you promote yourself with her presence.
When you take a moment at the end to dedicate the concert to her, she’s so touched (especially if you included a few pieces with a connection to her lost homeworld) and has the biggest smile on her face. Being the last princess of Alderaan, the second she stands up at the end to clap, it triggers a standing ovation from the whole crowd. Any articles with footage the next day will swear she got a little teary-eyed for a moment, but of course she’ll deny if anyone asks. Knowing you’re probably exhausted after such an ordeal, she comes backstage afterwards with the best catering that includes all the food and drinks to soothe your throat and help you recoup while insisting she knew you would be incredible even before hearing you and it did not disappoint.
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Luke has maybe been to a few smaller concerts here and there, but nothing too big or fancy. More often, it’s been music in cantinas or passing by some sort of club with live music where everyone was paying much more attention to their drinks. He wants to be fully prepared with how best to support you while he’s there, so does his own research on what type of venue you’ll be in, what the crowd will be like, what he should wear, whether he’s supposed to cheer or clap, etc. He’s elated to be invited and if you’re also Force-sensitive, his excitement and anticipation is so powerful when he walks in the venue, you can feel it from backstage. If it’s a fancier gig, he enlists Leia and Lando’s help for the appropriate outfit and makes sure his hair is combed all nice and neat and he’s clean-shaven. Once the concert starts, he’s awed by your talent and anyone with him will tell you afterwards that he had the biggest heart eyes the entire time. Any nerves or discomfort he had about the crowd (you know he’s an introvert) completely fade the moment you step on stage and he’s bobbing his head to the music the whole time, clapping enthusiastically after every number.
He's completely caught off guard when you dedicate the concert to him at the end and doesn’t bother to hide his watery eyes. If you’re already together, he’ll use the Force to extend a strong wave of love and affection towards you, and will still show up backstage with your favorite takeout meal, and either a bouquet of your favorite flowers or a bag of your favorite snack depending on your preference. He even has a thermos full of your favorite tea he made himself in case you need to soothe your throat. He doesn’t hesitate to tell you how amazing and talented you are and everyone around is pretty sure they just watched him fall even more in love with you.
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When you extend an invitation to Han, he gives you a casual “sure thing,” but is equal amounts curious and excited. Out of the entire crew, he’s been to the most concerts, but is usually paying more attention to the drinks, potential romantic partners for the night, and maybe even the money to be made with the music as a backdrop. For a second, with his reputation, he even gets a little worried that someone will recognize him in the crowd and stop him from putting all his attention on you – but he’s determined to have his eyes as glued to you as possible and even brings Chewie with him to run interference so he can fully enjoy your performance. More casual venues and genres are more his thing, but he’ll still come to a fancier event to support you and finds he likes it more than he thought he would just because it’s you (although you still can’t really get the concept through to him that buttoning up his shirt all the way isn’t really “fancy”).
When you dedicate the concert to him at the end, he’s completely in shock and sort of stands there like O.O until Chewie gives him a little grumble and nudge. Then Han’s on his feet clapping as hard as he can, hollering out a whooo, yeah! And adding a sharp high whistle with both fingers in his mouth – even if it’s not that type of venue. Of course, he apologizes later if that’s the case, he just got too excited. He comes backstage to congratulate you laden with the best celebratory drinks (and if you don’t drink, he got you some non-alcoholic cocktails that taste amazing) he could find. He wraps his arm around your shoulders and gives you a big squeeze with a “knew you’d blow it out of the park.”
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Lando immediately accepts your invitation with a huge grin on his face. With his impressive resume, he’s been in all sorts of settings – from some of the fanciest concert halls the galaxy has to offer to even dingey dive bars where the music’s so loud, you can barely hear yourself think. One of his biggest love languages is gifts (you can pry this headcanon from my cold, dead hands) and he’s not pushy, but insists on making sure you have all the monetary support, set pieces, and perfect garb to put on an exceptional show should you need his help. He’s prepared for any situation (and any outfit – you know that guy’s got a closet bigger than most people’s houses) and even though he’s all cool, calm, and collected when he gets there, he’s barely containing his excitement. He’s 100% dancing – whether it’s more subtle moves in his seat and tapping his leg with his hand, or getting up and busting out his best moves. Of course, he keeps it classy, but there’s no denying he’s having the time of his life.
Like Leia, he’s so touched when you dedicate the concert to him. He has a huge smile on his face and puts both hands over his heart before giving you a tiny bow and extending his hands towards you – even if you’re too far away to see it, he hopes you can somehow feel it. He comes backstage to congratulate you with a giant smile on his face. He rubs your back and tells you that you’re a talent unlike anything he’s ever seen and he’s so glad you got to perform again, and he’s happy to give you all the tools to keep performing for as long as you want. He’s also brought an entire suitcase filled with comfy clothes, your favorite foods, plenty of water, and all the things to run you a nice, hot bath so you can relax while he gives you a massage.
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Being Han’s partner in crime, Chewie (platonic) has also been to more than a few concerts and is happy to join. If you and Han are together, he’s taking his bodyguard duties very seriously so that his friend can have full attention on you without having to worry about anyone trying to use him to cause a ruckus. If he sees anyone familiar heading towards Han with a scowl or too much purpose in their step, he quickly removes them before Han even realizes what’s happening. Otherwise, he’s nodding his head in time with the beat and you can’t help but smile from the stage when you hear an excited roar with each round of applause.
Chewie will roar excitedly again and shake his fists in the air if you dedicate the concert to him, and once he’s backstage, will give you the biggest bear hug as he lifts you off your feet and rambles out an ecstatic string of Shyriiwook. C-3PO or Han will translate and let you know you’re now his favorite person. If you weren’t part of the family before, this experience cements it and he will protect you for life.
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R2-D2 (platonic) has never been to a concert where he’s just a guest versus helping serve drinks, food, or sneaking around to find information, so is extremely excited and hops around on his little legs to show you just how much. If your gig is fancier with a crowd that’s expected to be quiet during songs and people around him are talking, R2 will give them a little warning zap with one of his retractable arms, and will whistle as loud as he can between numbers. If it’s a more casual gig, he’s wobbling back and forth on his outer legs in tune to the beat.
Dedicating the concert to him will have him so excited, he’ll spin his little head around multiple times until he gets so dizzy, he falls over and the people nearby will have to set him upright again. The whole way backstage, he’s whistling his favorite songs by you and stays glued to you the whole rest of the night – fetching you food, water, a change of clothes, you name it, to the point that Luke wonders if he’s ever going to see his astromech again.
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Upon invitation, C-3PO (platonic) will give you an excited “oh my! Well, of course I’ll come!” while waving his hands in the air in excitement. Fancier gigs are much more his forte, but he will eventually get the hang of a more casual one after a few songs. In between each one, he’s bending down to R2 (or whoever he’s with) with a “oh, they’re just wonderful, aren’t they?” Eventually, he can’t resist the urge to clap, even though the metallic CLANG CLANG CLANG of his hands annoys pretty much everyone around him.
Dedicating the concert to him will draw out a shocked “oh good heavens! For me? R2, did they say me? Are you sure? There isn’t another C-3PO in this premises, is there?” before he looks around to double check. Once backstage, he goes on and on and on about how grateful he is to you, how wonderful you were, and then won’t stop telling everyone about how you dedicated “the most wonderful concert” to him for weeks afterward.
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swagcoolcat · 3 months
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Different Superstore Characters and Their Autism
(These are all headcanons)
(some have canon support)
Dina
* Strong Points
* Math
* To the point of being able to do basic math in her head
* 198+535? Give her 5 seconds.
* Math always came easy to her
* Music
* Learned guitar very quickly
* Also can play piano
* She’s a very skilled singer despite never having lessons
* Speaking
* Dina is really good at keeping her voice and her words clear. She knows how to get her point across. Even when under stress, she usually doesn’t crack.
* Weak Points
* Social cues
* She’s not bothered by this, and she doesn’t care. It’s not her fault neurotypical bitches make things so complicated.
* Pop culture
* She does, however, know the most random niche information, and is appalled when others don’t also know the random trivia she knows.
* Takes everything so literally
* Her response to Jonah’s “soon we’re gonna have to pee in bottles” during Curbside Pickup comes to mind
* She’s also bad with common phrases
* “I don’t like you spreading lies about fish!”
* Doesn’t seem to recognize how dangerous some things are
* Or how fragile humans are
* Sense of direction
* This bothers her a ton because she feels like she SHOULD have a good sense of direction, but even though she’s lived in St Louis her whole life, she still needs a GPS to get the vast majority of places.
* Yums
* Sorting things, specifically by color
* Anything that isn’t sorted by color when she buys it is sorted by color no later than an hour after it’s purchased
* Eye contact
* She actually aggressively likes eye contact lol
* Socks
* Icks
* Physical affection
* She only sometimes tolerates it, depending on who it’s from
* She’s somewhat okay with being touched, but she doesn’t particularly enjoy it
* Changes in routine
* Includes things like having to buy a new Halloween costume, or having to get new pens (both canon instances)
* High pitched noises
* A lot of noises actually
* Masking
* Does not bother masking most times
* She does it so rarely that it’s very obvious when she is masking
* Stims
* Making noises vocally
* Jumping
* Waving her arms
* Twirling pens or knives in her fingers
* Special Interests (past and present)
* Birds
* Security
* Knives
* Music from the 1940s-1960s
* Coping Mechanisms
* Sex
* Hitting and breaking things
* Driving
* Yelling at people
* Other details
* Low empathy
* Strong sense of right and wrong
* Usually this is in a rule sense, but there are a few cases where her morals don’t align with rules, and she breaks them to stick with said morals.
* Biggest example in my opinion is her efforts to keep Mateo from getting detained
* Undiagnosed
* She’s the most likely to have a diagnosis, but probably still undiagnosed
* Blunt
* Cares a lot for animals
* Especially any type of bird
Jonah
* Strong Points
* Vocabulary
* He has a large vocabulary and prides himself on knowing a lot of words
* (He’s so annoying about it sometimes too- he’s just like me FOR REAL)
* This exercise is teaching me I’m more like Jonah than I thought lol
* You’d think with this he’d be able to get his point across well but you’d be wrong
* Vibe Check ??
* (Sorry I couldn’t think of a better way to put it)
* He just is really good about knowing when something is off
* Does he handle the situation well when something is off? Totally depends.
* Weak Points
* Bad at reading social cues
* In denial over his struggles with reading them, thinking he’s great at it, when in fact he’s exactly the opposite
* Implying he’s bad at reading social clues will offend him
* Auditory processing issues
* Tends to give too many details
* Specifically about pieces of media, he’ll share a bit too much. He’s not good at giving a quick synopsis.
* He’s just like me for real
* He’s so fucking impulsive
* HE CAME TO WORK IN RETAIL IN A COMPLETELY SEPARATE STATE ON A WHIM
* AND HE ONLY CAME THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE HE WANTED A SNACK LMAO
* Has some insomnia
* Very bad at staying on topic sometimes
* The way he’ll just randomly start talking about something else in the series? Canon. Canon.
* Speaking in general
* If he doesn’t think very carefully before he speaks, he will stutter. Even if he does think carefully, there’s a chance he’ll stutter anyway.
* He’s. Just. Like. Me. For. Real.
* Yums
* Loves physical affection
* To the point of pushing it, and not noticing when it’s too much
* He gives hugs a lot
* He and Amy are very much the loves affection x doesn’t like affection that much.
* He enjoys changes in his routine
* He would literally reorganize an entire house if given the opportunity, he loves change
* Unless it’s initiated by literally anyone else, but he likes to initiate changes often
* Socks
* Icks
* Loud noises
* RSD
* This isn’t necessarily an ick but he wants people to like him SO bad so I guess people not liking him is an ick
* Masking
* He cannot stop masking
* He doesn’t realize he’s masking, but he was raised to mask his entire life, so it’s just normal to him
* He is always exhausted because of this
* He always seems uncomfy when he’s not masking
* Stims
* Moving his hands or arms in any way
* Twirling pens
* Repeating words
* Tapping his fingers
* Pacing
* Special Interests (past and present)
* The Americans
* Politics
* Musical Theatre
* Constellations
* Horses
* Coping Mechanisms
* Comfort shows
* Talking about it
* Or yelling if he needs to
* Quiet alone time
* Cooking for others
* Other details
* Feels the need to prove himself constantly
* Out of the three, Jonah probably had the worst upbringing specifically in regards to his neurodiversity, with his parents showing very obvious favoritism to his older brothers, and with his brother, Josh, always bullying him because of his neurodiversity
* High empathy
* Strong sense of right and wrong
* Undiagnosed
* Also so in denial
* If anyone implies he might be neurodivergent he’ll be like “I couldn’t possibly be, not that there’s anything wrong, but like, couldn’t be me, actually”
* Not good at making friends
* He gets better at this over the course of the show
* He’s not good at this before the show because he never sticks with anything, so even though he knows more of who he is than he did in childhood (where he was more of an outcast) he doesn’t stick around long enough to make long lasting friends.
Eric
* Strong Points
* Details
* He’s very detail oriented and notices small things
* He’s good at recognizing when things are off center and it drives him crazy
* Weak Points
* Bad at reading social cues
* Literally the worst
* He knows this to an extent but he’s not aware of just how bad he is at it
* Especially bad at reading the tone of a social situation (whether it be serious, funny, sad, whatever)
* Generally more quiet and reserved
* With his ‘safe’ people he is literally the exact opposite
* Also this isn’t a weak point per se but this felt like the right place to put it
* Dissociates a lot
* Auditory Processing troubles
* He literally looks like he doesn’t know what’s going on sometimes and it’s always funny
* Yums
* Loves physical affection
* But he’s picky on who he’s affectionate with
* Likes to sit on the floor
* Socks
* Sorting things by color/organizing in general
* Mateo leaves Eric home alone. He comes back and the closet has been rearranged by color. This happens often.
* Mateo doesn’t mind this tbh because he likes stuff organized that way too.
* Sometimes when he’s at Amy’s and he’s playing with her kids, he’ll get distracted and sort their toys
* Icks
* Dislikes changes in routine
* Loud noises
* A lot of clothing textures
* Velvet is the worst of these
* Strong perfumey smells
* Masking
* He does mask
* However, he unmasks around his safe people (Mateo, Amy, etc)
* He doesn’t really have the proper terminology for it but he’s sort of aware when he needs to put up a nice face or where he can just be stoic
* He’s good with eye contact and doesn’t hate it
* Stims
* Biting/Chewing
* Clicking pens
* Anything he can busy his hands with actually
* Whistling
* Repeating words
* Rapidly blinking
* Pacing
* Special Interests (past and present)
* Plants
* Specifically succulents
* Trains
* This one is literally so self indulgent but I don’t care lmao
* Baking
* Giraffes
* Filmmaking
* (Because of a line where Mateo says he’s using Eric’s projector)
* He definitely still has a VCR player and a good amount of VHS tapes, and you can pry them from his cold dead fucking hands
* Weather
* He likes thunderstorms in particular
* This one is also self indulgent but I also just think it’d be kind of funny for Mateo to have severe storm anxiety and for Eric to be one of those bitches that would stand outside and watch the tornado if given the chance.
* Coping Mechanisms
* Rocking
* Hugging his giraffe stuffy
* Baking
* Sorting things
* Other details
* High empathy
* He Must be wearing jackets
* He can be without one, but he tends to have a shorter social battery when he’s not wearing one
* He doesn’t know why this is, he just is like “hm, I don’t really like being upset all the time in public places, guess I’ll just wear jackets all the time”
* Short sleeve jackets are okay, it literally just has to be an extra layer
* It’s an extra weight thing but he does not know this
* Undiagnosed
* Ron Sosa is also aggressively neurodivergent so their family is just like “ah, so the men in our family are just fucking weird, carry on then”
* Blunt
* Less so than Dina but it is definitely there
* Most of his close friends are people he’s known for a long time
* Basically saying he’s not great at making friends that he hasn’t known since he was in school
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rewritingcanon · 1 year
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ted and andromeda headcanons because my mind is on them rn:
they give me raven x beast boy vibes, which was my otp as a kid so...
also black cat x golden retriever
like imagine andromeda with her unruly curly head of dark hair, eye bags, brown (almost black) eyes on her pale face, frown lines, always got her arms crossed and always speaks in this sort of tired voice vs this shaggy blond haired man who’s probably a star wars nerd, sunkissed and dimpled, has got removable tattoos and loom band bracelets on his wrists, painted toenails in different colours and wears mismatching socks with crocs and is never not smiling
so ted is a clumsy man (important for next point)
andy met ted when he fell on his face and spilt ink all down his shirt because he was laughing at peeves wiggling his ass at him in their fifth year and consequently lost his footing on the staircase
luckily it was a short fall and he landed on his face in front of andy, and she was like ‘yep, i want that one.’
and then she proceeded to avoid him for another full year, because she was so scared shitless of her feelings
both have a lot of arm hair and they sometimes use gel to make it go in stupid patterns
ted is tall, andromeda is short
ted is double jointed and it grosses andy out
andromeda fell first and harder (smh)
after becoming good friends with ted, andy would literally pay bellatrix not to tell their family she was close with a muggle born. narcissa was disapproving of the relationship too, but she was more easy to persuade
you wouldn’t think it but andy gets so emotional watching sad movies, and introducing her to muggle films just opened up a whole new ballpark for her. cue ted rubbing her back and lightly teasing her as she’s ugly sobbing to ‘love story’ and ‘a star is born’
andy would have some brain-rotting intimacy issues that usually got in the way of healthily communicating her feelings to ted. when they became a couple, she had to unlearn a lot of things or risk hurting him (and she did hurt him, no matter if it was unintentional)
ted confessed, no way in hell would andy do it. even then, she thought he was pranking him
andromeda gets incredible bedhair (i’m talking lion’s mane, frizzy ball of curls mess) and ted loves it
in fact, ted’s slow-building attraction to andy started of with him constantly playing with her hair, and not being able to stop touching it. she became used to it at some point, but he never did
ted tried his hand at poetry once. he gave up because all his poems sucked, except the ones he wrote about andromeda. they weren’t half bad. andy secretly loves them
edgy infp x loud enfj couple
ted’s love language is touch, andy’s is quality time
blah blah blah andy was scared of pursuing ted okay but ted was also terrified when he first realised he was in love with her. he knew what her family thought about muggles and muggleborns, he knew he should just be grateful that they were friends. he was so scared of fucking up and making her choose
but andromeda would drop everything for him in a heartbeat, though, and she did. she never knew what home should have felt like until she met him.
when ted and andy got married (a very noticeably small celebration, as it was only ted’s family really) the two got really shitfaced and started dancing to muggle rock music
both of them have two left feet, something andromeda is usually really embarrassed about. she was too drunk and happy to care, however
and when ted died, she started to write poetry as he had, and she was amazing at it. especially when she wrote about him
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silverwarewolf · 1 year
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For the shipping ask, you know I gotta pick H'aanberic, since you're pretty much the only other person I know who ships them and all 😅
Ask in question is here
What made you ship it?
The short version? Your fics and headcanons lol. Especially that one where they're sparring in like a challenge kinda way, very good.
The long version... Well. That one travel banter where H'aanit says her partner should be stronger than her.
Now, it's a bit vague and can be any ship's fuel because there's arguments in favor of every character's physical strength. However, I also take it as a mental strength thing, and Olberic fits the bill - he's strong as a warrior and he is also very resilient, determined, and merciful.
(granted, the very same argument can and has been made in favor of haanrose and haanphilia, which are also ships i enjoy, but i digress)
What are your favorite things about this ship?
My favorite things (and what makes me ultimately choose it over other ships in which they're involved) would be... peace and respect, as i like to call it.
Respect, well obviously they both have that admiration for each other's prowess, and i do quite enjoy having them switch jobs (Warrior H'aanit my beloved). Not to mention that they work together quite well - swords, spears, axes, bows, they're a power couple!
And peace... It's an amalgamation of their domesticity and chemistry. I know it's very post-game to think of them just having that peaceful vibe of the cozy married couple, but even during the events of the game i could see them just enjoying each other's silent company as they hunt for a meal or set up camp.
They also have the vibe of being able to have fun inside jokes and shenanigans (which is top tier in my book) (e.g. the double dress wedding joke we made some time ago) and, I'm really hammering down on this, but their domesticity is just peak. H'aanit and her quiet forest home, Olberic and his tranquil life nestled in the hills of the highlands, they're both very chill and they'd make a great pair.
What's an unpopular opinion you have about your ship?
... what exactly qualifies as unpopular when it's a rarepair?
I suppose that they're difficult to write? Because in my opinion they absolutely aren't. Sure, it's not the same as writing other characters, but really you learn everyone's voice to write them so like... What's the complaint here.
Besides, i find it endearing! I've noticed in ships like Eisenbright that it's a common trope to learn Hornburgian for Olberic and have cute little sweet moments - and i raise you,
H'aanit learning Hornburgian and Olberic learning her dialect.
Idk it's a very niche trope, i guess, but that sort of language thing really seems adorable to me and they fit into it, so yeah :p
Thanks for the ask!
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zevlors-tail · 2 years
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Obey Me OC #4 - Auriel (Uriel)
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I've officially decided that Uri is my favorite OC that I've made in a while. <3 A truly spectacular sunshine boi. Literally as bright as the sun. Here's some headcanons about him because I just love him that much.
-No one really calls him Auriel unless they are a very old friend/acquaintance, or unless he's in trouble with them
-Most angels know him as Uriel, but those closest to him call him Uri
-Uriel is a Dominion in angel ranks, though he hasn't actually been to the Human Realm in quite some time
-Older than both Lucifer and Simeon. He's been around for a looooonnnng time. Doesn't look it though! In human years, he looks about 26.
-Has a soft, higher pitched voice that's both easy on the ears and inviting; his singing voice is just as soft and lovely, and he's an essential part of the a cappella Celestial Choir (he sings both alto and soprano)
-He's got four wings in total, each made of shining aureate feathers that glimmer and radiate rays of light
-Anyone who's met him will say that being around him feels like lying down in a golden field of soft wheat under the warm sun (he gives off very pleasant vibes)
-Very friendly and charismatic, but also somehow calm like...all the time. Is a really good listener and will give very sound advice. Sometimes makes good natured jokes with the ones he's closest to (at no one else's expense)
-If you look directly into his amber colored eyes for too long, your eyesight becomes blurry temporarily due to a particular angelic power of his; it's better to stare at the many golden freckles dotted underneath them instead
-As far as angelic powers go, Auriel has the ability to Know Things without having been told or shown. Sometimes he has very detailed knowledge, and sometimes it's very vague. This gift is not the same as being able to tell the future and is vastly different from Barbatos's unique power.
-While it's not an angelic power per se, Uri is well known for crafting with his hands in all sorts of endeavors. Painting and cooking are his favorite hobbies, but metalworking is his passion
-Along those lines, he often creates Celestial Realm jewelry, weapons, and objects as he sees fit. Some of these objects include Asmo's Magic Mirror (that threw Muse into the Parallel Realm for a short period of time), Muse's Ring Of Light and Solomon's Ring of Wisdom (ironically meant to be a pair worn in matrimony), the angelic bangles, The Still-Water Basin, and Michael's sword.
-He sees things objectively about 95% of the time. If Auriel involves himself in a situation or takes somebody's side specifically in the matter, it usually means things have gotten entirely off track or that things are completely off balance from where they should be. He does not act without good reason.
-He's a lover, not a fighter. While he can defend himself if and when necessary, he would much rather prefer to make a compromise or come to an understanding verbally before ever raising a single finger towards anyone, and luckily he excels in doing just that. There is seldom a situation he cannot handle or solve diplomatically.
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tommyspeakycap · 3 years
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travelling england squad headcanons my exhausted brain just thought of
jordan pickford - won’t forget anything important but will get very confuddled and mixed up with stuff when he gets to boarding. hands his passport at the wrong time, can’t find his boarding pass when it is actually in his hand etc. talks really loud and does not stop talking to the person next to him on flights
harry maguire - won’t let anyone carry his bags for him bc he doesn’t want to be a bother. will have his boarding pass and passport ready to pull out whenever needed but will never just carry it in case it gets lost. mild dad on holiday vibes but discretely and will often be found in disbelief that some of these boys have survived as long as they have. will barely speak on the plane, doesn’t mind being sat next to jp bc he’s learned to tune his voice out.
kieran trippier - dad on holiday™️. will always have his passport and boarding pass at the ready, no muss no fuss, will go at the back of the group to make sure his children (he is responsible for mason, declan and jadon. also jesse but only when marcus isn't there) and he will inevitably pick up mason's passport when he drops it while being an idiot with declan and doesn't notice. will sit with the quietest person and/or alone so he can sleep. will under no circumstances sit with pickers - has to be at least three rows away and will be monitoring behaviour.
jordan henderson - another dad on holiday™️ but funnier (he is instead responsible for jack, phil and trent). gets annoyed when other people are messy/leave mess. probably takes passports off those likely to lose them right after they pass through customs and gives them back only when they approach customs at the other airport. will sit at the back of the plane alone so he can listen to alicia keys in peace.
harry kane - never late but also never quite on time but nobody says anything because he’s never the last one there. will usually congregate with The Dads and doesn't say much (read; he is usually found next to harry maguire both standing and enjoying the silence bc girldads)
mason mount - chronically late, always last to catch up while trippier taps his foot and checks his watch. will do the innocent mason giggle and get away with it. flight attendants think he’s adorable and airport workers love him because he travels with two basically empty bags cos he travels so light. will sit next to declan to begin with and eat all of his snacks while dec sleeps. they end up getting separated by one of the dads when they’re being too loud and/or fighting over the snacks mason has already devoured.
declan rice - waits for mason no matter what, packs extra snacks because he knows for a fact mason will (and does) eat most of his. is slightly scared to sleep on the plane bc of all the things they do to wake each other. he and mason somehow end up with each other’s passports and nearly don’t get through the border. defo has passive aggressive fights with ben over who gets to sit with mason and declan plays the 'I've known you longer' card that gets mason every time.
jack grealish - gets upset when ben and declan fight over sitting next to mason because chilly is supposed to be his bestie so he goes in a huff that hendo has to sort. 100% always has his passport in the front pouch of his bag (put there by hendo) so that when they get to security and he starts patting himself down freaking out and thinking he’s left it somewhere, his dad Hendo can tell him exactly where it is. annoys trippier because he drags his heels everywhere he walks and is constantly found asking; “hey has anyone seen my hairband” when it’s on his wrist.
ben chilwell - very easy going yet simultaneously anxious traveler. does not like how late mason leaves every, is NOT fond of how little he packs and will get antsy when take off time is near and people are still mulling around. he also gets annoyed when people ask him to borrow stuff but will never outwardly show it. he packs for every eventuality and believes everyone should be doing the same. films everyone, is low-key everyone’s favourite to sit with.
phil foden - gets upset when he’s told he not allowed to do keepy ups on the plane, absolutely will not have anything but a window seat, gets funny looks going through security and people often mistake him for much younger than he is. doesn’t mind who he sits next to as long as it’s not someone boring. is generally not a problem for The Travelling Dads except he's easily distracted and is susceptible to being left behind as he is smol plus mason and declan are hard work for kieran.
marcus rashford - oh my days when he’s alone he’s so quiet and then whenever jesse is there as well the two of them are insufferable. between mason and dec and jesse and rashy, jordan is glad for alicia keys through those noise cancelling headphones. will get annoyed with jesse and they WILL end up hurting each other and making up multiple time.
jesse lingard - so fully of energy at all times and nobody can figure out why. annoys rashy when he’s trying to sleep and that’s when they always end up in fights that nearly get them separated by harry maguire who is very used to putting up with their antics anyway. tries to convince them all to learn his celebration and spends the whole time messaging marcus and pouting when his bestie isn't there with him.
john stones - him and Kyle are basically joined at the hip as they r best friends. they always pre-anticipated and planned to sit together on the plane. he has a sixth sense and will physically be able to feel it when they lose phil (was an issue for the time he wasn't in the squad and John was like oh my god we've lost phil!) only to realise he wasn't ever with them. is very protective and always worries about forgetting things that he definitely has.
kyle walker - rarely acts his age but is kind of levelled out by john and can sometimes be very irritating in the same way that people get irritated with jesse because they're very loud. can often be found next to john and reassuring everyone he's faster than Raz. will forget things he define tally needs which pisses off John (because he asked a million times to make sure he had his boots) and gives chilly so much second-hand stress that he gets chest pains.
trent alexander-arnold - probably wants to sit next to hendo but he completely refuses (and sometimes feel guilty for it but he needs his alicia keys alone time). is quite quiet in comparison to some of the other younger ones but is equally as forgetful. will fume about the 'inflation' of the meal deal prices in the airport whsmiths and despite knowing he probs shouldn't cos international rivals, he spends a lot of time texting andy robertson.
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You might already have recieved something like this in the past, but something just occured to me:
For humans being so fixated on the whole "growing eyes" thing, most Great Ones sure do lack extra eyes. Like, the only Great Ones to have a ton of eyes are Rom, Amygdala and the Brain of Mensis, and all of them are freaky among Great Ones (Rom is confirmed to have been human, Brain is implied to have been Micolash's followers, I think it was you that said Amygdala could be another ascended one). Meanwhile, all of the others have two visible eyes or none.
I don't know, it just seemed weird to me.
Well, I haven't received an ask like this before, however I did THINK about it in the past! My thoughts initially were also about something along the lines of Great Ones showing eyes externally if they are imperfect in some way. Eyes are supposed to go INSIDE in the lore!
This is what I've been observing though:
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It is hard to draw any correlation between origin of a Great One and their eyes situation imo! Kos could have been an ascended/mutated Great One if her humanoid face is of any indication. Similar situation is with Wet Nurse due to her very Pthumerian outfit and very Pthumerian battle style, though she also could have been a Great One that interacted with humanoids to the point of adopting from them like I suggested here ( x ).
I think if there is any sort of order, then it should be the difference between 'Insight' and 'Eyes Inside'! Insight reflects how much have you seen and how much you know, but eyes inside refer to the ability to understand the world and thus obtain new knowledge on your own. Things you did perceive vs the tool of perception. To know vs to be able to comprehend. Ideally you need both!
We know that originally Rom is refered to as 白痴 (hakuchi), so outright called an idiot rather than flowery word 'vacious', so I believe the huge amount of eyes she has is evidence of how many things she sees - however, most likely she doesn't have all too many eyes inside because with all this knowledge, she can't comprehend it. She just 'has' it. She just learns things, but none of this changes her, she just 'knows' stuff but she is still just a mutated human that only ranked as a Great One. Hence is her title as an idiot!
Lack of eyes on Kos and Moon Presence I think thus refers to how far they are disconnected from knowledge about 'our', mortal plane; we can't say how many eyes they have inside, but we can say that normally Moon Presence stays... well, on the Moon, and Kos lived in the Great Ocean and is said to have been beached to the shore yet she used to be too 'out there' nonetheless. In the contrast to Ebrietas who IS knowledge itself - she interacts with the humans in order to find more! Besides Madman's Knowledge and Great One's Wisdom look like human skulls erupted with blueish slugs, and 'Eye' rune that represents her voice was a symbol of research Willem pursued:
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Amygdalae are a bit complicated. I have my headcanons that ones with eyes once were like Ebrietas but have 'fallen' (yes, like becoming a demon from an angel) but eyeless ones were birthed as such already, but now I am thinking a possibly better idea is that eyes indicate how much this specific Amygdala knows about 'us'! Most Amygdalae seem to just vibe and observe humans, and perhaps all of them have eyes inside, but ones that show external eyes are guaranteed to KNOW more!
Ludwig was able to perceive threads of light, however, he reveals he never really knew what they were, nor he wanted to. He was in the unwitting contact with the divine long enough to get extra eyes from impact - his eyes are inside of his body; we cannot see how his brain looks, but what is full of eyes is a second mouth on his shoulder, which is a very... internal thing nonetheless.
It is hard to speak for other Great Ones since Brain of Mensis does resemble 'brain lined with eyes' so in its case eyes inside and outside are the same thing; Mergo and Orphan of Kos seem to have been screwed right upon birth and cannot 'know' anything, nor were able to develop comprehending ability. Doesn't help that Mergo AND Oedon do not have proper bodies. Oedon seems to rely on humas COMPLETELY to be able to exist and perceive anything:
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Basically for as long as you listen to him - your eyes (inside or externally) are also his! And I pass on Wet Nurse and Big Celestial Emissary - former appears to have strange body (the only Great One that doesn't bleed), latter is a mutant (Kin) that ranked as a Great One.
So yeah.
In the conclusion it is hard to tell if there IS correlation, but if I had to draw it, I would bank on internal eyes reflecting the change, the 'organs' to perceive and comprehend reality with, the mutation it demands to think on higher plane (should be present on all Great Ones by proxy); whereas larger amount of external eyes reflect how much Great One knows.
It is funny because it implies that even amongst Amygdalae in their 'humans fandom', there are both lorediggers and casual fans XDDD
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alyss01 · 3 years
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Studying for finals headcanons:
Corpse x GN!reader, Sykkuno x GN!reader, Toast x GN!reader
Word count: 1.5K
Requested: no
Synopsis: How Toast, Sykkuno and Corpse would be with a S/O studying for finals. Headcannons and fluff.
Warnings: none
A/n: Do I have more than enough requests? Yup! Should I probably work on those? Most likely. Basically wrote this during / after the most intense two to three weeks of studying I’ve experienced in at least a year. I needed some comfort so i provided myself with it, hope it can do the same for others even though most people have most likely already finished all their exams, tests, finals and all that already. Enjoy! (This was also mostly written at like 2AM the day of my last final, but it is proofread)
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Corpse:
Let's be honest, he would have no idea what exactly it is you're studying
He knows some basics that are common sense and bits and pieces that he's collected while you were rambling about the topics to him
Generally though, he has no clue what's going on and certainly will not be able to help you do the actual studying
However if it helps for you to explain the topics to him instead of reading the books for a hundred times with seemingly no pay off, he'll gladly listen
Allows you to rant of about the intricate details as he fakes an understanding and nods his head along
Don't get him wrong, he loves to hear you talk and is genuinely interested in what you're saying, but you might as well be speaking a different language cause he cannot understand a singular word that passes your lips
If you're a night owl, that's great! He'll love to bring you midnight study snacks and bring a glass of water every so often
He definitely stays up with you and likes to just hang around the room where you study in the background and vibe to some music
Every so often he will walk up to you for head pats
The screen in front of you shone brightly, lighting up the room. The only thing telling you the time and date was your laptop. With the curtains permanently shut and having lost any sense of time you did possess over the past days, you wouldn't have a single clue how much time had passed otherwise.
Music comes through your headphones in attempt to keep you focussed on the matter at hand, a word document that is much longer than you would've liked containing all the summaries you had made over the past days.
The music however also deafened you from the sound of the door opening and closing, as Corpse stepped into your room with a white plastic bag containing some snacks and a cup of your favorite drink in his other hand.
As he set the objects on the desk beside you, you realized he had come in and pulled one side of your headset off your ear.
Corpse's arms wrap around you from behind, his chin resting on your head as you nuzzle yourself closer in his embrace. His eyes lazily trail over the text on the screen for a moment before they narrow and turn away.
Tilting your head back, you look at him from underneath, chuckling as you catch his confused look at the screen.
"when did you have this exam again?" The question escapes his lips almost with a hint of pity within.
Sykkuno:
Honestly I think it really depends on what you're studying if he will understand it or not
No matter what it is however, he is proud
When he has a chance in any conversation he'll casually bring you up and proudly explain what kind of complicated things you have been studying and how smart you are
He is so encouraging, no matter if he quite understand what it is you study or not
He probably would leave you interrupted while studying, but if you come out of your room to seek his attention out first he'll be so happy
If something bothers you or frustrates you about the material he's waiting with open arms to take your mind off it
If you're studying for long times he'll come to crave some affection so he'll either be glued to your side when you do finish or he will come and seek you out first
Will provide you with snacks, your favorite food, smoothies, coffee, tea, whatever you prefer while studying, he'll get it for you
Will want to spent time together once the stressful period is over, catching up to affection he may have missed during it
I think he'd definitely keep quite a careful watch over you in terms of rest
He will drag you off to bed at 2AM if you're still studying demanding you get some proper rest
"you know staying up this late is bad for your health, right?" The worry was evident in his voice as he leant against your desk as he stood beside you. His back was turned to the furniture and his eyes were glued to your tired face.
"it'll be worth it once summer vacation hits." You shoot Sykkuno a tired smile, making him turn his head to where your mug dutifully stood, as it had been for the past three days, half filled with your favorite study drink which had turned room temperature by now.
He raised his eyebrow in question, watching as you turn back to the screen that lights up your face with white light, the page's reflection in your eyes, "rest is important if you want to do well on the exam."
"so is knowledge and caffeine," though your words may be harsh, the tone with which they leave your lips easily tell him it was a joke, "besides, I'll just need to finish this last part."
His hand finds your hair, and you lean into his warm touch as you shut your eyes for a moment, taking in the moment. A small smile formed on his lips at the sight, his fingers threading through your hair.
"promise this is the last part?" He speaks up as you open your eyes once more, looking up at him as you give him a small smile.
The bags under your eyes paired with the exhausted look on your face had noy been as clear in the past days as they were currently. He admired you for your willpower to study these amounts, but you worried him sometimes with your behavior.
Your voice pulled him back to the small smile that played on your lips, "I promise."
Toast:
He's knowledgeable, not on all topics and subjects, but he's definitely knowledgeable
Start ranting to him about topics and he'll genuinely become interested and follow along, asking some questions here and there
If you ever need to write some sort of paper or essay, he'll gladly read it over for you for any mistakes or things to change
He won't admit it, but if you start explaining some of the things you're studying to him, he'll love it
Especially if it's something you're passionate about, he'd love to watch you explain stuff to him
The way your eyes shimmer, and how excited you look to talk to him about it all, he loves it
Forehead kisses while studying and will order food for you and bring drinks
Probably won't hang around too much in the room you're studying in to give you privacy and peace, but will come in and ruffle your hair before placing his lips on your head momentarily and wish you luck when he passes your door
In these moments often likes to sneak a peek at your papers or computer screen, just to see a glimpse of the topic you're working on
He doesn't mind if you stay up longer than him to study but will definitely drag you to bed for rest when he's decided you didn't give yourself enough rest
"I'm ordering take out, what do you want for dinner?" Toast is quick to poke his head around the corner of your door, phone in hand as he walks in and leans against the doorframe.
Pulling your headset off, you rotate your chair to the side, facing him as you question where he is planning to order.
He walks over to your desk to hand you his phone so you can scroll through the online menu, his hand quick to brush your hair back. Instead of pulling his hand away, he lets it stay in your hair, brushing through it a few times with his fingers.
While you were invested with the online menu, his eyes scan the screen, where you were working on the introduction to a paper.
He recognized the material, the day before you had trailed off on a small explanation that ended up much longer than intended when he asked what you were currently working on.
When you finish looking through the menu and having filled in your order, you catch his gaze glued to your screen.
Before he leaves your room he gives you some slight advice, offering to replace some words with others before wishing you good luck and leaving your room for the time being. At least until the food arrives.
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probably-haven · 3 years
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How Visions Work(Theory)
genshin spoilers
there’s a lot of headcanons about the effect of visions on the body temperature of the characters with pyro or cryo visions but a lot of them stop there an i want to propose we take it one step further
so the general agreement is that pyro users run hot and cryo characters run cold but imma take a moment to talk about the science of that real quick.
if something feels warm, its because the object is expelling heat from itself to its outside environment(itself losing warmth) if something feels cold, its because it’s absorbing and taking the heat from the outside environment into itself(itself gaining warmth)
which actually matches up pretty well with how i believe their visions work which ill cover before getting into what i think that means
pyro visions work by absorbing the users body heat and before then expelling it into the environment when they wish to use it. When the vision reaches what is essentially its max storage capacity, it resumes working at normal, absorbing heat from the user until it’s used, but at this point it stabilizes, because the pyro energy built up within begins overflowing into the nearby environment, a majority of it returning to the user to keep their body temperature from getting too dangerously out of wack. But by passing through the vision, the body heat is converted into pyro energy and made more intense, so the surplus tends to linger around the user, hence the heat that can be felt when touching or around them. the user can then use their powers with either the pyro energy stored in the vision, or that which still lingers around them. 
cryo visions on the other hand work in a bit more of a complicated manor. like pyro visions and other visions, most of the energy that they get is from interaction with the user, in this instance, steadily taking heat from the environment that would have naturally have been observed by the vision had it been any other inanimate object and passing in through the vision and into the user, the process creating of the heat leaving the vision creating cryo energy, a sort of anti-heat vaccuum-like substance, which once it reaches it’s max, overflows in a way similar to the pyro vision, leaking into the nearby environment, helping to balance the user’s body temperature while the remainder lingers around them, absorbing heat from the environment. the user can then use the energy stored in the vision(less than pyro because more steps means less room) or that which still lingers around them (more because less room means more over flow), plus they need more surplus in order to balance cuz their temperature is more volatile
visions do however possess the ability to begin expelling energy early should the user’s body temperature become too dangerous, an ability that is missing from delusions of the corresponding element
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this leads me to have a few headcanons that i really like because im obsessed with angst
1. contrary to what you might believe, after using a significant amount of their powers, Pyro users are are absolutely cold to the touch(cuz the lack of surplus energy leaves nothing to disguise or raise their low body temperature as the constantly absorbing heat to refuel) and Cryo users feel hot (the lack of surplus energy doing nothing to disguise or lower their high body temperature as the vision is constantly having to expel surrounding heat into the user in order to refuel cryo energy)
2. however during this state they are also the least likely to leave behind traces of elemental energy(like those that can be seen with elemental sight) 
3. this cycling of energy actually makes a vision behave more like a part of the user that also serves its own role in maintaining homeostasis (makes it so losing a vision is quite literally comparable to losing an organ)
4. until the vision has enough stored energy for surplus to linger, Cryo users are prone to over heating and Pyro users are prone to the opposite
5. this rapid and common changing of internal body temperature also tends to weaken their immune systems
6. the lingering surplus of energy is also more easy to manipulate than the stored energy, so while it lingers, it has a tendency to be easily influenced by the user’s emotions. 
7. yes this means accidentally freezing and setting things on fire during emotional extremes, or more subtle effects for those that are less extreme
8. in dragonspine, Cyro users are actually weaker but healthier. The lack of heat to cycle through their vision and body means less cryo energy is created, but less heat is there to build up in their bodies
9. Pyro users on the other hand- are in real big danger, unless they made sure to have large amounts of elemental energy before hand. They take longer at the torches they like because they need every bit of heat to raise their naturally low temperature and to make more pyro energy to both light the next torch, and to constantly have enough surplus that it doesn’t just steadily drain all the pyro they have. 
10. a lot of the pyro users are overly energetic and active and move around alot, which is known to raise body temperature, and whould help with this, then there’s hu tao who while energetic is not all that active, but i think her job of “guarding the border” makes her more tolerant of the low body temperature. similar to yanfei’s constitution as an adeptus. Bennet is energetic but doesn’t move around quite as much and all, but... his luck is bad enough that he just thinks everyone feels like/has to deal with that. and Diluc- we’ve all seen the fluffy jacket. Klee constantly setting grass on fire and otherwise being hyper. Amber, gliding champion of mondstad, “i feel like running” Amber. Yoimiya is pretty active and works around fire. I dont have Xinyan so i dont know for sure in her case but i assume it fits the bill. 
11. as for cryo characters- Qiqi is a zombie and Ganyu is half adeptus, different constitution. A lot of the characters are or try to be more calm and level headed, known for being kind of “slackers” to use kaeya’s words, though by this i mean they dont do excessive physical activity outside of training and that which is necessary. Diona is a bartender, often staying in one place, the opposite of pyro, keeping her body temperature down. Ayaka rarely leaves the kamisato estate. Chongyun is complicated- more on him later. Rosaria known for shirking her church duties and being basically lazy, the same as Kaeya. And Eula- i actually dont have an explanation- maybe just... the training to endure- like that one test where you have to walk through dragonspine all fancy without being thrown off. 
now as for Chongyun
him with his popsicles and yang energy, needing to maintain a cool body temperature at all times as a result of his constitution 
i mentioned a failsafe of visions, where should their users’ body temperature lean to dangerously to any one extreme, the vision will begin releasing the stored elemental energy early.
Chongyun’s however doesn’t store energy at all, instead immediately expelling all cryo energy it makes as soon as it forms so it can immediately absorb any dangerous body heat that Chongyun was exposed to in it’s making. This means that the surplus energy(the type more likely to be accidentally manipulated by emotions) around Chongyun is more than most other cryo users would have.
however, the balance is really fragile because his temperature is kept from getting out of hand almost entirely by his vision so external factors are extremely dangerous, as there is a still a cooldown between the transfer of heat the release of cryo energy- so unexpected sources of heat can cause a rapid rise in already fragile temperature that runs its course and wreaks havoc on the childe before the cryo energy is able to balance it out- and the problem is- with the surplus being easily manipulated by emotions, the sudden rise in temperature has a tendency to activate it, using it up and leaving him without a source of temperature regulation, which only worsens the problem. at which point the vision probably begins storing cryo energy until theres enough built up to reset his body temperature in one go- which usually ends with him passed out.
anyways i had a lot more planned to write but if i kept going i fear how long it’d get- i just think it has potential to evolve into a lot of cool things and theories for how the world works, and reflect the archons..... let me explain that-
so assuming anemo energy is created bey absorbing and then renewing the oxygen in the user’s blood, as opposed to dangerous body temperatures, it tends to have an anemic affect on their wielders, hence why all the anemo vision users have this tired air to them, Xiao’s... Xiao-ness- he just looks exhausted, Jean’s constant exhaustion that totally isnt made any better by her workload, Kazuha’s general calm relaxed disposition, and sucrose’s general demeanor- idk i just think anemo vision wielders give off anemic vibes, until they have enough surplus for the taken oxygen to replenish
except for venti- who doesn’t actually use a vision, who is literally a wind sprite, made of air- always running around and being all energetic- because he doesn’t face these problems- if anything he has extra energy and air to use. He’s basically the opposite. (windrise may have some weight in this-)
which means other archons may model this-
im not sure about geo but with electro
assuming that the constant transfer of electricity through the user’s body would eventually have a frying effect that shortens their lifespan over time(an idea largely inspired by Lisa’s voice line on visions and other theories on it) then Baal’s steady eternity serves as another opposite to this and yet pursuing eternity it becomes odd that she would give visions at all, so i feel archons must get some benefit from giving visions or she wouldn’t have done it-
but anyways imma stop now- hopefully someone found this interesting and runs with it, but if not it makes sense too
... actually geo might have something to do with an erosion-like metaphor, similar to what was brought up in the azdaha fight
still thinking about hydro tho, and im not even gonna bother with dendro
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..... can you tell that I kin Sucrose and Albedo yet? It’s not even funny istg it’s becoming a problem .... actually scratch that i have a dark sense of humor, its kinda pretty funny
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julymarte · 3 years
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in  a momentof madness  i created this thing, a splatoon crossoverwith the octa dorm CAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT?
i saw it being done 2345678 times but i never saw someone drawing the tweels as eels soo... i did some  splatoon eel rapresentation research... the conclusion is...i have no idea if they have  arms or notbut it was fun to work on them also an headcanon popped up: they are a band and Azul is voice and piano, and the tweels at drums and contrabass, they got a jazzy style with a little shady vibe... Thing is... i have no idea how they’d play the instruments  but  there’s a garden eel barista and the  bassist of the  wet floor is  an eel of sorts so they should be able to...play instruments somehow??? their mouth? their feet? secret arms?? who knows but i think we all agree if they were able to join turfs azul’d have a blaster type weapon, jade a sniper rifle and floyd a roller
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maadorii · 4 years
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Hinata + Hispanic s/o 
max.note’s: tbh, i don’t see much hispanic/latino reader headcanons or scenarios written on here, or anywhere really. so today, we are going to change that >:))) i’m not caught up in the manga but i know the time skip spoilers sooo hinata having s/o thats hispanic/latino just makes sense to me. it’s canon. translations available at the end! 
warnings/tags: fluff!!
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to be honest, i don’t think hinata ever expected to date someone outside his own race. not that he was against it, but when you live in a very homogeneous country like japan–– especially in a small town, it’s kinda hard to find somebody. until you came. you both met in your third year of high school. you were the new foreign exchange student that everyone was talking about. hell, it was the highlight of practice last week. 
- “hey, have you guys heard of the new foreign exchange coming?” it was tsukishima who brought up conversation amongst the third years. hinata looked up in interest, sipping from his water bottle. “really? where did you hear that?” kageyama asked, wiping the sweat off his brow. “from some other third years, i heard their... hispanic? i think.” 
- “hispanic? like, they speak spanish and stuff?”
- “i guess so,” tsukishima snapped.
- but when he saw you up close for the first time, you were a lot different then he imagine. but it was good different. your mannerism were different from what he was used to. you were loud, you were bright. you had this sort of... vibe, and it made your body flow like running water. not rigid and tight. and you were beautiful.
- it took him about a month before he finally was able to approach you (he spent that month learning basic spanish so he could speak to you.) it was after class one day when he noticed you were all alone at your desk, finishing writing down the notes for class. this was his moment. with his heart pounding against his ribcage, sweat beading at his brow, he took the on small sept and walked up to you. when you noticed him approaching you, you couldn’t help but chuckle a little bit seeing how his body was literally trembling like a leaf in the wind. he pulled out a pocket journal, flipping through a few pages before he landed on the desired one. clearing his throat, “¡h-hola, soy shouyou hinata! ¿cómo está?” (1) his voice was shaky when he spoke to you but your couldn’t help but flutter at the attempt he took to speak to you in your language.
- your smile with filled with warmth you responded, “¡hola hinata, soy (y/n) (l/n)! estoy muy bein. (2) but you don’t have to go out of your way to speak spanish to me.” you guys hit it off really quick after that fateful meeting. so much so, that hinata began spending his lunches with you instead of his other friends *cough* kageyama *cough* “woah! (y/n), what is that? it smells really good.” he exclaimed, taking a sniff of your food. “it’s a tamale, want to try some?” and it was from that moment on, he literally begs you to bring him something for lunch. seriously couldn’t get enough of your food.
- after weeks of hanging out and getting to know each other, he finally asked you out, officially. and he does it SPANISH, as he should. “¿(y/n)...  me dejarás ser tu novio? por favor?” (3) how could you say no to that?
- surprisingly, he didn’t tell anyone right away. i think majority of people would think he’ll flaunt his relationships the moment the happen but i don’t think so. despite his very social nature, he’s a private man so he’ll just want it to keep it between the two of you in the beginning. and he was good at hiding it for a while from everyone. but eventually, the team catches on to hinata’s secretive behavior. “hey hinata, you’ve been acting... weird lately. is there anything going on?” yachi asked as she handed him his water bottle during their water break. hinata started to sweat even more so then he already was at the question, his tentative eyes nervously shifting around the gym. 
- “uhhh i have no idea what you’re talking about!” hinata laughed suspiciously, his hand coming up to rub the back of his. tsukishima perked an eyebrow, analyzing the orange head and his sudden coy behavior. everyones eyes were on him. “come on hinata, spit it out already!” kageyama growled, towering over the other male. “i- i- uh... i really––” the gym doors creaked opened to reveal you, no longer wearing your uniform but wearing some of your more casual clothing, holding a little wrapped bento box in your hand. hinata head whipped in your direction, trying to decided whether or not he should let his heart soar or sink. 
- “hey shouyou! i brought you some food for just incase you were hungry after practice, which most likely you will. mi gordito.” (4) you gushed, your hand reaching up to squish his cheek. the whole team stood in shock, watching the interaction between you two; both rosy cheeked and giggles. the whistle was blown, indicating break was over. quickly, you placed a kiss on his budding cheek, “te quiero mucho, mi corazón.” (5) “te quiero mucho tambíen, mi alma.” (6) hinata whispered back. you smiled shyly before briskly taking your leave out the door. 
- the gym was dead silent before all hell broke lose.
- “HUH! YOU’RE DATING THE FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENT!?”
- “HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN GOING OUT!?!”
- “SINCE WHEN WERE YOU ABLE TO SPEAK SPANISH, DUMBASS!”
- hinata trembled where he stood as everyone bombarded him with questions. kageyama threw himself at hinata, gripping on his shirt. “how did you–– your googly-eyed self of all people, get a s/o! especially before me!” the taller of the two yelled as manhandled the other, practically shaking him to death. 
- “KAGEYAMA! stop it, you’re gonna make me drop the wonderful food (y/n) gave me!”
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(1) hello, my name is shouyou hinata! how are you?
(2) hello hinata, i’m (y/n) (l/n). i’m am very well
(3) (y/n)... will you let me be your boyfriend? please?
(4) my cubby one or little fatty (endearingly) 
(5) i love you lots, my heart.
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corpseblouse · 3 years
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hi this is my first time requesting something and, I just found your blog and it’s really awesome, don’t forget to take rest and eat well love!!
could you please write headcanons of a s/o with a bunny quirk (aizawa, hawks and bakugou please ): ) that would be amazing! add something you want for spicing things up<3 thank you for reading this
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bunny quirk
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warnings: breeding kink, very slight degradation, hair pulling, feather play, reader in heat, tail pulling :(, and dacryphilia
includes: shouta aizawa, keigo takami, katsuki bakugou
a/n: ahhh getting these asks make me so excited!! i think this one would be especially interesting to write tbh, buttt thank you for checking up on me :)), i hope you’re eating and drinking water <3 also, sorry this one is kind of short! i’m not feeling too well at the moment :((
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shouta aizawa
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∴ i’d say you guys fuck at least three times a day, just to feed into your insatiable hunger
∴ he doesn’t necessarily have a high sex drive, but you being horny and needy definitely makes me hornier than he’s used to; needless to say, you absolutely wear him the fuck out
∴ you two fuck all day long on aizawa’s days off, even if he’s tired and you’re the one doing all the work he’ll just relax, back against the head board and hand on the plump flesh of your ass
∴ when he does gain his energy back, he ravages you like he hasn’t eaten in days. tounge flicking your bud, fingers delving into your hole leaking with your arousal, finding that spot that only his long fingers can reach <3
∴ he lightly humps the bed, hoping to get some sort of relief from his aching cock. he definitely eats you out for his pleasure
∴ after coming from his mouth, you desperately want more; like your appetite is never ending.
∴ he prefers you to ride him, because once the both of you come you don’t stop. you continue riding him until you’re so overstimulated that you can barely hold yourself up anymore.
∴ when aizawa’s fucking you himself, be prepared to get load after load fucked into you. he loves knowing how fertile your womb can be and the thought of you carrying his babies makes him go feral :(
∴ right after fucking you, he’ll plug you up, pull your panties up, or even make you hold your hand against your cunt to keep his cum from flowing out of you
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keigo takami
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∴ i whole heartedly believe that he has an intense soft spot for you <3, he’ll treat you delicately and will make you cum as much as you want
∴ definitely does everything for your pleasure, it doesn’t matter if he doesn’t get anything in return because you being pleased pleases him
∴ he thinks your neediness is cute— especially since it’s one of the side effects of your quirk. he’ll tease you endlessly and use that faux sympathy voice that he knows you love so dearly
∴ “aww, is my bunny needy? you need me to touch you? why don’t you ask me properly, hm?” he teases, grabbing your chin between his fore finger and thumb
∴ you were never really able to vocalize what you wanted, and hawks always exploited the shyness you held; he just couldn’t get enough of it
∴ he definitely uses toys on you when you’re in heat!!!! he knows that sometimes he can’t keep up with your sex drive when you’re in heat, so he’ll tease you with a vibe on your clit and a plug in your ass all night until you pass out from the overstimulation
∴ when you two do fuck, he’s always on top wanting to take charge. whether that’s fucking you silly on his cock, or bending you over the kitchen counter and eating you out, he’s always in charge
∴ he’s not too big on breeding, but he can’t help but think how pretty your little cunny looks drooling his cum out of your hole <3
∴ hawks knows how sensitive your ears and tail is, so he uses his feathers to exploit that cute little factor. he’ll softly brush one of his feathers against one of your ears just to tease you a little, because he loves the way you get all drooly and whiny.
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katsuki bakugou
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∴ has a major breeding kink with you, you guys take the metaphor “fucking like bunnies” quite literally
∴ lovessss to see you cry and beg for his touch, just for him to fuck your pretty little mouth
∴ as he’s fucking your mouth, he won’t hold back knowing you love when he’s rough with you; using your hair as leverage to fuck into your face
∴ he knows how needy you can get, and he hates to hear you whine
∴ he also hates when you touch yourself around him, it’s his #1 pet peeve. he believe that he should be the only one givin you pleasure, either way, you’re too stupid to even get yourself to cum :( (something he’d say to you non stop)
∴ he’ll be fucking your face, getting lost in the pleasure and he’ll hear one whimper from your mouth and look down at you desperately rubbing your clit with your dainty fingers
∴ he’ll pull and tug at your bunny ears as punishment, knowing how sensitive they are and how much more needy it makes you :(
∴ bakugou loves to take you from behind, mostly because he’s an ass guy, but also because he loves to pull and tug at your tail just to hear you beg and cry
∴ “jesus christ, will you quit with the fucking crying. keep your whore mouth shut.” he says, pounding into your hungry cunt
∴ even if he warns you to quit your crying, you both know that he enjoys to hear you struggle to contain them. hands desperately trying to cover your mouth and little gasps and sobs forcing its way out
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fangirl’s paradise - leo x reader
genre/vibe: romance, adventure, slice of life
word count: 2.8k
pronouns/perspective: first person present, no pronouns (I think), gn reader
au: soulmate kind of?? also traveling to other dimensions/multiverse
pairing: Leo x fic writer!reader
requested: nah
warnings: you think someone broke into your house for a minute, you feel like you’re going crazy for a minute, questionable pop culture/internet references, you get really embarrased about stuff you’ve written, you say fuck a lot, tiddy as an explative
summary: all you wanted to do was write some leo one shots for your blog, but finding out he’s your soulmate is good too
reccomended songs: havana - camila cabello, where do we go from here - amelie obc
a/n: got really meta and self indulgent with this bad boy, probs gonna do a part 2 at some point, cause this got really long and I started to get tired lol. For clarity, you’re from the riordanverse, but ended up in a world where it’s fictional. also some memories were erased. 
requests r open xo
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All I wanted to do was dance embarrassingly and sing along to the same playlist I’d been listening to for the past three days in terrible accents while I wait for my ramen to finish cooking. That’s it. I really don’t think that’s too much to ask for. Plus, I’ve been home alone all day, so it’s really not too much to ask for. I flip over the waistband of my sweatpants while shimmying my way to the kitchen. 
“Half of my heart is in havana oh nana,” I sing along off key, in a pseudo growly voice that makes me giggle. I’m going to turn the corner, make myself some ramen, then finish the episode of love island I’ve been watching. Except that’s not what happens.
“He got tha-” I cut myself off with a scream, seeing a stranger in the hall way. He looks up. I scream more, way more, and choke out, “JFK’s left fucking tiddy!”, because this dude is either the best freaking cosplayer ever, or those tiktok reality shifting tutorials actually worked at some point. 
He looks too natural, too organic. The level of detail and strategic imperfection is beyond conscious choice. There’s no way he’s a cosplayer that broke into my house. Also, that would be a super weird crime. 
Either way, I’m standing in front of a dude who looks exactly like Leo Valdez. 
It feels… fake.
I didn’t really notice I’m covering my mouth with my hand to stop my hysterical scream laughs, but I’m able to get it under control after a second. 
He’s looking at me, eyes wide, examining me, probably wondering why I’m acting so erratically. Or why I just spat out such strange bullshit. In my defense, I’ve been watching chaotic tiktok compilations inbetween updating my blog for like, two days straight. Three other people round the corner. I don’t know what I expected, and it shouldn’t have been a surprise at this point, but I’m sure I’m looking no other than at Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, and Piper Mclean. 
“Jesus fucking christ, fuck me with a chainsaw!” I spit, retreating into the kitchen, reminding myself that while they are my favorite characters - and again, somehow real and in front of me? - they’re still technically intruders. I grab the nearest kitchen implement, a pair of red kitchen scissors I’d used to hack open the ramen packet, and point it at them. 
“Woah,” Piper says, “it’s okay, we’re not going to hurt you.” I count to four and breathe in, setting the scissors back down within arms reach. Hold for seven, exhale for eight. I repeated the process again, watching Annabeth whispering to Leo.
I can feel the initial freak out subsiding. I’m starting to calm down a little.
“We’re not going to hurt you,” Piper repeats. Well duh, they’re the good guys. A spike of pure what the fuck shoots through me, as I realize I’m already adapting to the fact that fictional fucking characters are standing in my kitchen. Leo’s ignoring Annabeth, and still staring at me, searching my eyes for... something.
Piper’s brow furrows. I call past Piper to Annabeth.
“Yeah, hi op, what the fuck?” They all have a silent conversation for a minute, and I continue, “Anyone want to tell my why the fuck fic-”
“We can tell you what’s going on, but it’s going to sound crazy.” Piper starts.
“After the past five minutes, probably not.” I glance past her shoulder, Leo’s still examining me. I look away, overwhelmed almost immediately. About 30% of my brain is just an endless loop of ‘ohmygodohmygodohmygod he’s real??? Like,,,, r e a l real????? Aj;dlfkajskdla ohmygod he’s looking at me what the fuck richard’, 20% was still trying to calm down from freaking out so much earlier, so I was at about half brain power for the conversation ahead. 
“Okay, wait. Let me get this straight.” they stare at me in silence. We’re standing in the hallway outside the kitchen, and I feel like a complete disaster trying to process what they’re telling me and not look like a total idiot.
“So, Calypso went missing, and Leo got Aphrodite to activate his soulmate link so he can find her and it led you here?” I’m already smiling. There’s no chance, I can’t get my hopes up. 
Piper continues, “Which means it might not be Calypso.”
“Unless you’re wearing a really good disguise or something,” Leo says. I’m pretty sure that’s the first time he’s spoken to me. I let out a breathy laugh and look away from him. If I try to look at him my brain goes haywire. Scenes from stuff I’ve written about him on my tumblr flash in my mind, and it makes me feel like I’m about to explode. 
“Yeah, the reason we know is-”
“The gods are real, monsters are after you, et cetera et cetera. Yeah.” They seem a little surprised that I’m more concerned with the soulmate part than the mythology part, but I’ve been reading these books since middle school. We been knew.
Piper keeps looking between Leo and me with a weird look on her face. God, Piper, don’t get my hopes up. A knowing look passes over her face and she looks around the room again.
“Gods, where did he go…” She gets up and leaves the room. No one says anything. Between right then and when she gets back should have been in a ‘top ten most devastating anime uncomfortable silences’ compilation. She enters again a few seconds later, a tall hot guy behind her. He has red flowers in his hair and isn’t wearing a shirt for some reason. He looks between me and Leo.
“I see… interesting.” he turns to me and says, “Can you tell me anything… personal about him?” My face flushes. I turn to Piper.
“Sorry, but who the fuck?”
“I mean the only noncanon stuff I know is what I came up with for like, writing and stuff but that doesn’t count-” I sputter.
“Eros.” she replies, “My mom sent him along to help find the right person.”
“Normally I’d be able to tell instantly, but my powers don’t seem to work here very well.” his voice is like honey, and it seems like he’s heavily implying something no matter what he says. 
“Yeah, go on hermosa,” Leo says, smirking, “take a whack at it.” His voice sounds so much more… real than I could have imagined. If I could verbally keysmash, I would have then and there. 
“Hmm… why don’t you try anyway. What kind of lover is he?” the room erupts into protests. They don’t want to hear personal stuff about their friend, I don’t want to talk about cripplingly embarrassing smut headcanons in front of the character they’re about, and he probably doesn’t want me taking a wild guess at his bedroom habits. Eros turns to Percy, Annabeth, and Piper.
“You two, out. You, leave but stay close.” They leave the room hastily.
“Since I’m the god of sexual desire, I know what gets people going. I’ll be able to tell if you’re right or not. ” Eros says. I risk a glance at Leo, who I have a feeling has been staring at me a lot. He leans forward, playful intrigue all over him. How is he not dying inside?? 
“Ah ah,” Eros says to Leo, “you too.” Leo obliges, and heads up the stairs.
“H- okay, uh… he acts like a top, but he’s really kind of a bottom,” I choke out, trying to remember details from past posts, and Eros nods in approval, encouraging me to keep going, “he’s really-” my voice falters, and I hide my head in my hands, “he’s really vocal, like really vocal… uh…” 
“Oh yes, I can tell.” Eros says, and I laugh slightly. “What else?” 
“More? God okay… uh… he really likes hickeys, and-” I choke on my words, still unsure of how I got in this situation. 
“He holds hands a lot in… the bedroom? God…” I trail off.
“The next morning, he kind of… he just sort of stares at you while you get dressed and stuff. I don’t know anyone else who does that.”
Eros studies me for a second. My heart is beating so hard. How long does it take to say yes or no? I’m uncomfortably aware of the distracting adrenaline in my arms and chest and head. 
“Interesting,” he says, then stands up and leaves the room.
What the fuck, is he not going to tell me anything?
I’m listening as closely as I can, and I’m pretty sure I hear Eros say five out of five. I got everything right or everything wrong. Nailed it or failed it. 
Piper speeds past me a second later and races up the stairs. After a few seconds she comes back down. She nods toward the staircase.
“You should go talk to him.” a knowing smile is playing at the corner of her mouth, and I can’t stop one from starting on mine. I run up the stairs, and see him, kneeling on my bed, reading what’s on my laptop. 
Oh god, no. 
He stands up. He’s staring at me so intensely, I look away immediately. I start sputtering out a panicked apology and sit down on my bed, moving to shut the lid of my laptop.
“Uh… I just listen to a song or something that makes me think of you,” my voice gets really tiny at that last part, “and stuff starts to pop into my head. I just keep replaying it, and uncovering more details so I can wr- wait,” I start to look up at him, but can’t bring myself to meet his eyes. I stare intensely at the pattern on my quilt instead. “Did you say remember?” He lets out a breathy laugh, and I can hear the smile in his voice. 
“-of course I never thought you were going to read any of that, or…” His hand is on top of mine, my hand and voice freezing at the same time.
“How… did you remember all this?” my fears are being squashed. He doesn’t sound mad, or grossed out, or judgemental. He sounds… impressed.
“Yeah, I mean, I’m only starting to get back bits and pieces, but you remember… everything.” 
“Wait wait…” I mutter, completely dazed, “so it wasn’t… it was all real?” I feel him nodding behind me, and he makes a noise of agreement. 
“It was genius, really… as soon as I felt like I was remembering something, I’d forget it.” His other hand rests on my shoulder, palm flat against my back. “Only you would think to write it like that…” 
“So… it all happened?” I breathe, my face heating up as I think of the titles marked with a little asterisk. 
“Yeah,” I bite my lip, feeling his breath over my skin. It’s quiet for a second. The mattress shifts and I can feel him leaning closer to me, feel the heat coming off his body. His lips are dangerously close to my ear.
“Want something else to write about?”
Oh my fucking god.
I nod before I finish registering what he said. His free hand moves to my cheek, tilting my face towards him, and my skin explodes with sparks where he touches me. 
Our lips brush.
We both freeze.
Flood gates open. Countless vivid images and feelings and scenarios flash across my mind. It was like watching a movie connecting every fic I’ve written. I gasp-laugh a little, and he does the same. It seems like the visions or whatever that he’s seeing are a lot more intense than mine. His eyes flutter open and he looks at me stronger, more intensely, more passionately than he had before. He lets out a soft, breathy laugh, and presses his lips to mine. Everywhere he touches feels carbonated, and I’m trying not to smile too much. I don’t think I’ve ever been more in the moment than right this second. He pulls me closer, tilting his head and deepening the kiss. I didn’t know a kiss could be deeper than it had been a few seconds ago. His mouth moves feverishly against mine. My arms move up on instinct, one hand playing with his hair, the other tracing the collar of his shirt. He shifts his weight, and one hand on my waist, lowers me back onto my bed. His left hand intertwines with my right, and I smile, remembering what I had told Eros earlier. 
“Estrella,” He groans into my mouth, our teeth scraping as we smile in spite of ourselves, and I get the sense the nickname was an ‘as you wish’ type of thing, from the Princess Bride. It feels like he’s saying I love you. My heart speeds up as he nuzzles into my neck, pressing kisses and little bites into my skin. I think about the nickname I always thought would suit him, the one I kept writing down over and over. Now or never.
“Sparky…” I smile, hiding my face in his hair. He freezes for a second, then lets out that breathy laugh again, his face in my neck. His lips graze my collarbone, and he starts to say something, but the door opens suddenly, and we jump apart. It doesn’t help much though, because he’s still hovering over me on all fours and we both look very flushed. And I’m pretty sure the start of a hickey is forming on my neck. 
“Right,” she replies, “we gotta get going, the door is closing soon, so come down stairs as soon as you’re… free.” 
“Sorry!” Annabeth yells, averting her eyes. Leo and I stumble over each other’s flustered responses.
“-looks bad but nothing… happened… we d- we didn’t like, do anything...” I trail off. 
The door closes.
“I’m coming with you guys?” I breathe. He looks over at me, that unflappable sense of playfulness present as ever. 
Leo sits back, scratching the back of his neck.
“Yeah, we should get back soon. Everyone else will be worried once they remember.” My heart plummets. I didn’t know you could go from feeling so incredibly euphoric to beyond miserable in about five seconds. I open my mouth to choke out a response, but before I can, he stands up and stretches a little.
“Do you wanna change before we go?” The question has such a normal tone to it, it’s a little bizarre after all the unusual things that have happened today. The bad feeling and tears at the corners of my eyes start to recede. 
“Of course you are. If you think I’m losing you again this soon you’re crazier than I am.” I let out a relieved laugh, and stand up. I look down at my monster foot slippers and sweatpants. 
“You know where to find me,” he winks before closing the door on his way out.
“Yeah, I should probably change.” He pulls me close to him, one hand comes up to the back of my neck, the other on my hip. He starts swaying us back and forth, dancing around my room.
“Well, if you need any help…” I laugh, and shove him away playfully.
I take a second to catch my breath. Oh my god. Thoughts are still racing in the back of my mind, but I don’t pay attention. I don’t have time to worry about what’s real and what’s not, I need to find the perfect demigod adventure outfit. I throw open my closet, start shuffling through dresser drawers, digging through my shoes. I don’t remember having one or two of the pieces, but after a minute, I find exactly what I’m looking for. It’s the exact outfit I’d always imagined myself in if I ever went to camp half blood. I search through my accessories, grab a bag, and hastily fill it with anything I think I’ll probably need. I turn back to my laptop, and change my blog description to on hiatus. I check my hair, flattening out the back from before, and determine I’m ready to go. 
I walk down the stairs, and everyone’s watching me. I feel like it’s prom or something, which sounds silly since I’ve got on ripped jeans and a backpack instead of a dress and clutch. Leo’s watching me with that look, the one that makes his eyes all sparkly, and he meets me at the bottom of the stairs. He puts his arm around my shoulder.
“Ready to go home, Estrella?”
I have never been more ready for anything.
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ready-to-obeyme · 4 years
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[OM!] All Demon Brothers + Undateables as Babysitters (Part 2)
Scenario: For the sake of the exchange program (probably), the entire cast is now in charge of taking care of kids ranging from infants to pre-K children at a daycare with you. Headcanons on what type of babysitter they would be + whatever cute shenanigans that may occur
Note: Baby fever!! Inspiration is the entirety of Gakuen Babysitter/School Babysitter, as previously mentioned. 
why do i always make my headcanons so long
[Part 1] has the 7 Demon Brothers
Part 2 will have all Five Undateables
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Solomon
“Kids are just so funny, don’t you think?” 
Similar to Satan where he acts very casual and is actually very casual, but… the kids are scared of him LMAO
They can’t vibe him out so every time he tries to help them, they’re a little nervous and would prefer to just latch onto you, so if anything he helps the kids bond with YOU 
He doesn’t seem to bothered by the cold response, and if anything, seems amused by it and encourages the fear for a little since it lets the kids listen to him immediately, but you’re quick to suggest that he please drop the sus front and help you
Solomon uses magic to appeal to the kids-- real magic but also magic tricks mixed in there as well and the kids are fascinated 
“Is that magic?”
“Yup!” Solomon says, summoning dozens of birds from a random hat he found. (The clean-up was horrendous.) 
It’s so easy to win them over after that with his sleight of hand-- pulling out a coin from your ear or a flower from your nose-- and overall using his skills to dazzle the kids into forgetting they were ever afraid of him 
Likes to tease the kids though, which sometimes results in them crying if he accidentally takes it too far like if he says “I’ve got your nose!” and then proceeds to ‘poof’ it out of existence by pretending to put it into a hat and disappearing it-- like Solomon, c’mon they’re three years old, they’re not going to be able to tell whether or not you’re joking so put that nose back where it belong or so help me-- 
On the other hand, Solomon is adept at cheering kids up when they’re upset by doing silly antics like continuously pulling out coins from the kid’s ears and being (fake) surprised by how much is coming out so the kids giggle
Solomon is quite fond of kids so he actually doesn’t really mind this episode of babysitting 
He’s basically just acting like an older brother to all these kids
Quite efficient with diapers and feeding babies
Diavolo
It was definitely his idea to do this, and like everything that’s new to him, he’s excited to see how he can handle it and whether the kids will like him
Spoiler alert, they do
Diavolo tells so many dad-jokes, and it makes the kids giggle every time; they love his energy and how he lets them do whatever they want (to an extent) as long as they stay safe
The kids probably disappointed them once by doing something they weren’t supposed to or by not listening to you, and his sad ‘i’m not mad, just disappointed’ look is enough to make them not want to do anything bad ever again 
You probably think Diavolo lets the kid run wild, but he’s actually very attentive to each kids-- sensing whether they’re upset or not and keeping an eye on the kids whenever they’re outside playing 
The kids probably know it too, inside, that Diavolo will keep them safe, so they like hanging out with Diavolo and trust him a lot, which is honestly the highest praise to Diavolo who beams every time the kids are comfortable enough to nap around him 
Similar to Beel, uses his strength to appeal to the kids, lifting them up and carrying them around-- but in the most chaotic way possible; you’re not worried he’d drop them, but seeing him carrying a kid by the leg behind his back or having two kids on each of his shoulders makes your heart leap to your throat every time (for more than one reason)
At this point, you’re not sure if Diavolo is the dad or the funny uncle 
When Diavolo talks to the kids, he is so gentle with them-- if any of the kids ever do something bad, the best person to talk to them is Diavolo because he sounds so understanding and tbh getting chided by him feels like you’re being scolded by your dad
When you ask him why he’s so good at handling kids, he just gives you a smile; he’s fascinated by kids, mainly because they grow up so fast and learn so much from the world around them, and he wants to encourage that sort of positive outlook for them
Simeon
He’s the type of babysitter that everyone tries to be good for because making him sad is the Worst Thing you could possibly do
Simeon knows that all the kids love him to the point that they’d be good for him, but he doesn’t like them know that and he definitely uses that to his advantage when trying to convince them to take their nap or be nice to each other 
Surprisingly strict when it comes to keeping schedule and cleaning up; makes sure everyone has a role and that they’re all being fair to each other-- so he has that good balance of being super nice that he’s well-liked but strict enough so that they listen to him 
Probably helps the kids put on a play reenacting either their favorite book or even something that Simeon wrote out for them
You’re a little worried having him direct, but Simeon assures you that he knows that they’re kids and he won’t hold them to the same standards as he did for the RAD School Festival
He’s actually gentle and very nurturing-- some kids probably accidentally call him mom (but he’s really nice about it and laughs, brushing it off so the kid doesn’t get too embarrassed)
if you encourage it the entire daycare might end up calling him mom at least once
Simeon really encourages their expression and praises come easy to him so the kids are always eager to learn more and do better while also having fun; also what he doesn’t know is that the kids are super in love with his smile
He’s quite used to mentoring kids and likes to see kids explore their environment and learn from experience rather than have him tell them what to do-- he’s the type of babysitter to ask them what they learned and ask whether or not that was a good/bad idea so that they can formulate their own world view and grow
Definitely gives the kids ‘tasks’ to complete or their first errand to run and watches over them as they do it just to make sure they don’t get hurt while doing them; then rewards them whenever they succeeded
Barbatos
Something about butlers being very similar in every story, but Barbatos is definitely a diligent and extremely efficient babysitter-- and the kids are fascinated with him
They follow him around, eyes wide open, as if doing so will help them see and understand how Barbatos can clean up the room in five seconds tops and change a diaper with a sweep of his hands
He definitely notices this, and if he’s using more dramatic motions just to put on a show for them, no one comments on it 
Barbatos is like those enigmas where you don’t really know how strict he is, but you’d rather not find out 
It’s in the way he speaks and in his tone of voice that the kids pick up the fact that they should probably behave when Barbatos is babysitting them-- and it’s further amplified when Barbatos tells a kid to not do something without even turning around to look and now the kids are convinced Barbatos has eyes at the back of his head 
He definitely bakes goods and cuts up fruits for the kids to eat during recess or break time, so if the kids weren’t won over before, they definitely are now
To be honest, when you have a babysitting shift with Barbatos, you’re hard pressed to get him to let you work since he gets everything done so quickly and without prompting
Luke
Is literally the biggest kid in the playground 
Sweet and tries to help you wherever he can when it comes to the kids, but is a little lost when it comes to comforting an upset kid-- and he’s very distraught that he doesn’t know how so he ends up baking and giving cookies to kids who did well or to cheer them up, so honestly that’s perfectly good on its own
Carried a baby once and now he doesn’t ever want to let go because… you mean to say all humans were this small once? You mean you were this small once? He’s a little in awe because he’s never been exposed to much outside of the celestial realm, so this very well may be the first time he’s seen human children
Some of the kids definitely do have a fun time teasing him though, pulling on his apron or shirt and then running away when Luke gets mad at them, but the kids do love Luke though-- he really is like their older brother and they follow him around like ducklings as long as Luke doesn’t notice 
He learns really quickly and gets really good at taking care of the babies and interacting with the kids, and you’re really proud of how he’s grown during this time 
Luke is very sad when they have to leave and stop babysitting because he got really attached to the kids and actually really liked being needed and taking care of them; if the kids start crying at him leaving, he WILL cry with them
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Brothers with Mc Who Has PGAD (Pt 1 of ?)
This is going to be different then my other headcanons. I tried doing them like usual, but it didn't sit well with me. This is only like the first two chapters?? Idk how to explain it. It's hard to show the issues with PGAD in a relationship without just rehashing my chronic pain ask. I might be a bit rusty because I'm playing off and on right now, so please forgive if anyone is OOC.
Also, I want to state that this is NOT a representation of everyone who has PGAD. I couldn't possibly fit all the symptoms, feelings, and causes in here without contradicting myself. There are many causes in the female sex though (Deposits built on the clitoris, slipped disc, hormonal imbalances, pregnancy, misfiring signals from the brain/nerve, ext). I have a fucked up nerve somewhere along the line. I'm a rare case of a rare disorder where I was born with it and haven't experienced a day without PGAD. These are only how I expect someone with my exact symptoms would react, and how the brothers would react to that. Also! If you have PGAD, and don't know ways to help out, I'll give you some tips. Just hmu baby 💞.
Warning! Sensitive Content!
Coming to the Devildom is just as you'd expect it to be, it's literal hell.
You're stressed, like, majorly so. You don't have your medications on you, you've been seperated from your phone, and these demons are telling you you'll have to stay in their realm for a year, doctor's visits be damned.
The emotional connection between your pain and your reactions is rising by the second. It's clear on your face, and most probably by the way you dig your nails into the palms of your hands, attempting to draw your attention away from the growing burning sensation.
You don't feel comfortable being set up in a strange house with seven strange demons. They're rowdy and rude and it just sets you on edge to the point that you're very near jumping everytime one of them speaks to you.
They don't speak to you often, thankfully. If you refuse to engage with them, they're fine with keeping their distance. Sometimes you'll hear something from Mammon, your appointed guide, and the blonde seems to enjoy commenting on what books you're reading, but that's about it.
But then you're expected to go to school, five days a week, whilst fulfilling a stupid task list everyday, and all that pressure really weighs on you before it's even begun.
You can't sit down for eight hours, let alone sit on a hard surface in such a toxic that is highschool without being put out of commission for a few days. This will really mess with their whole plan, and you doubt you'll get cut any slack if you don't actually let at least one of the council members in on your condition.
It shouldn't have to be that way. You shouldn't have to justify your state of wellbeing to people you've barely known for two days, but the only way out of here is by playing the game, so you target the eldest brother.
You explain to Lucifer your condition. It's very professional, straight-forward, and he doesn't ask many questions besides the obvious.
The two of you eventually come to a pretty decent arrangement. On the days when you're in too much pain to handle things, you can stay home, and do whatever you can to catch up. It's not exactly the best option, considering you have different teachers online and in person, but it works for the most part.
He does require you to do some studying with the third eldest though. Leviathan, you learn, is a shut-in. Most his schooling is online, and since you're situation tends to make you miss many days of school, Lucifer wants him to help you out.
The two of you don't exactly get along at first. Leviathan is the type to work alone, and he's not the best at explaining. So during the first two days, you kinda flounder from paper to paper, task to task. It's just more stress on your plate. You snap at him when he gets impatient with you, and he'll return the gesture with some mumbled insults.
Eventually the two of you get to a state where you can at least work together without arguing over something small, but he's still a little annoying to you.
Satan kinda steps up here too. He knows Levi isn't really the best at explaining things that aren't dipped in a convoluted storyline, so he tries to help out when he sees you in the library, often searching for information for your assignments.
And Satan is incredibly patient. Even without knowing of your condition, and that's kinda the support you need. Learning with PGAD is hard, because any sort of frustration just puts you in pain. He doesn't get offended if you snap, or if you're a bit stubborn because of this. Something about him recognizes that desperation in your eyes; the want to do things, but he just knows there's something holding you back. He's not sure what, and he doesn't ask out of respect for whatever you must be dealing with (Which is such a breath of fresh air).
Mammon, on the other hand, isn't as graceful in his approach. He doesn't really pick up on your vibes and that proves to be a bit unfortunate when you're having a hard time translating your feelings.
He takes most things you say a little too personal, despite also having a tendency to blurt out the first thing that comes to mind.
You two get on each other's nerves pretty equally. The stress that results makes being in his presence a bit difficult.
But no one makes your life worse then Asmodeus.
Sure, he's sweet. He probably picks up on the fact that you take baths as often as he does and gives you some fancy soaps/stuffs, but he's a little too touchy.
And a bit too sexual.
You try to distance yourself from him, and it has mixed results depending on how persistent Asmodeus is feeling that day.
The only one who you don't interact with much is Beel, and that's kind of a blessing in disguise. You're hardly a few days into your residency in the Devildom and you're already struggling to keep up with school and the brothers (as well as the voice coming from the attic...but you try to push that and Lucifer's threats to the back of your mind.)
Things only get worse when you make your pact with Mammon. In fact, the only good thing that really comes out of it is that you are able to help out Leviathan. Everything else feels like a shitstorm.
There was the expected teasing. The "Mammon was dumb enough to get played by a human" bit that really got old after the first time and a few offers to make some more pacts from lesser demons at school (which you always turned down). All the attention made your day stressful as fuck. You could hardly think without feeling strongly in some sort of way, and having a stabbing pain zeroing in on your pelvis.
And to your suprise, he can totally feel it.
(Personally I like to believe pacts go a bit deeper then the 'oh I can make you do things'. I feel it should be considered more, given how much power is given to them, and how often it's stated that the guys don't just give them out. If they were just about control, I have no doubt Mammon would have probably used it in a moment of desperation. In fact, it's kinda out of character that he hasn't at least made the mistake ONCE, so I headcanons there is a emotional/physical bond that comes with it.)
It's not completely there. He doesn't get all the pain and strife you do, but there's enough for him to kinda put the pieces together. He's not delicate in approaching you about it, however he thankfully does pull you aside after dinner, saving you the embarrassment of talking about genitals at the dinner table.
You explain to him what exactly PGAD is. That your body is feeling a sexual desire, but you mind isn't. So, instead of being pleasurable, it's painful.
He's not exactly sure what you're saying, but he becomes a lot more protective over you from now on.
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