#hinata x kageyma

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I Call Bullshit (Sick! Shoyo Hinata x Tobio Kageyama) - Part 2 (FINAL)

Part 1

It took a minute to register what exactly occurred, as no one on the court took any remote action to move or speak. Bodies were stiff, eyes were unblinking, the sound of voices and thundering footsteps were at zero. 

It was so deathly quiet. The pin drop silence that was uncomfortable in any circumstance, no matter what it was. Even Coach Ukai was stunned, as was Takeda, for their documents and clip boards had fallen to the ground amidst the chaos, forgotten as they continued to stand on the side of the court in shock. Yachi and Kiyoko were no better from their spots by the gym’s entrance, fingers curled around the handles of tubs filled with towels and water bottles. 

Kageyma blinked once. Twice. Unsure if what he was looking at was real. 

The body on the floor. Unmoving. Splayed out under the net. Almost no better than a corpse. 

But then, he heard it. They all did.

“H-hng…”

The single groan from the ginger haired highschooler. A simple, guttural sound. Almost inaudible.

And it sent everyone in the room into a fit of panic. 

“HINATA!”

In one, huge rush, everyone was running towards him, including Kageyama. His adrenaline induced pace made it so he was the first one to collapse by the spiker’s side, his knees throbbing from the impact of how hard they hit the floor of the court. But he didn’t give a damn, far too worried and tongue tied as he tried to maneuver the sweaty head of his boyfriend to rest in his lap. 

He placed both, shaking hands under Hinata’s scalp and carefully lifted it, taking care not to jostle him too much despite his nerves. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw Sugawara assisting him, as he had been the second closest to him on the court next to Daichi. They both shifted Hinata’s middle and lower body so that he was laying flat instead of on his side, making it that much easier to adjust his head properly. 

The echo of several footsteps made Kageyama raise his head even more as he caught sight of Coach Ukai and Takeda jogging up to the scene,

But instead of Hinata, Coach Ukai had his eyes set solely on Tanaka. 

“What the hell happened?!” he barked, and Tanaka raised his hands in defense. 

“I-I have no idea! He just asked me to set for him and I did! Then when he jumped for it, he fell!”

With a click of his tongue, Ukai turned to Kiyoko and Yachi, brows furrowed and serious.

“Kiyoko, get some water. Yachi, get the nurse. Tell her to come right away.”

Both nodded curtly with Yachi adding a stuttered. “R-right!” before her legs took her in a sprint out the door of the gym. 

“Is he breathing?”

Kageyama looked to his left, Takeda now next to him. He swallowed thickly. 

“Y-yeah. His chest is rising so…”

He trailed off after that, gaze falling once again to Hinata’s face. 

There was a new sheen of sweat glistening on the skin of his forehead with droplets trickling down his temples and the sides of his cheeks. So with a gentle hand, Kageyama swiped the sticky orange bangs to the side only to immediately recoil a second after. 

His forehead was absolutely scalding. 

"I need a cold towel." The setter murmured, "He's burning up." 

Takeda nodded and stood, "You got it." 

Kageyama's eyes didn't leave their spot even as Takeda disappeared from his side, only his ears working to decipher his surroundings. 

Now prepared, he resumed his actions from before and gently carded Hinata's soaked hair from his forehead. 

"You moron…" he thought, "Why didn't you say anything?" 

Then, as if he was psychic, Hinata's body twitched in reaction, his face scrunching ever so slightly and it made Kageyama's eyes widen.

"Hinata? Hey, are you with me?"

Another, barely audible groan emitted from the small male’s mouth, his eyelids fluttering, before his eyes opened into thin slits, the brightness of the room more than likely too much for him to handle. His lips then parted, uttering out a broken,

“Kage…yama…?” 

The black haired male sighed in relief, “Thank god. Do you have any idea how much you-”

But he didn’t get a chance to finish, caught completely off guard as Hinata shifted his body off to the side, thin, sweaty arms pathetically trying to pick himself up off the ground. But Kageyama was much stronger and only had to keep a hand on the spiker’s waist to keep him down.

“What the hell do you think you're doing?” he lectured incredulously, “ Don’t tell me you still think you're fine enough to….uh…Hinata?”

Instead of standing like Kageyama thought he was going to, the trembling male stayed put in his half bent position on the floor, body supported by his elbow and side. His breathing was growing staggered, completely different compared to a few seconds ago, and it made Kageyma’s brow crease with worry. 

“Hey, calm down okay?” he muttered softly, “ Everything is going to be fine. Yachi should be back soon with the-”

“....M’gonna be sick…”

Kageyama leaned in a bit closer to the boy’s side, all the commotion making it too difficult to hear. 

“What?” 

“...N-need ..b-bathroom…”

“Hinata, you need to speak up, okay? I can’t hear you.” There was a little bit of growing panic and irritability in Kageyama’s voice now, but he tried to keep it toned down, aware that it wouldn't help anything, “What do you need?” 

But alas, it was clear he wouldn’t need an explanation from the male, because before he knew it, Hinata had hunched himself further over on the floor, arms gripping his stomach. The tanned color of his face drained to white, then a sickly shade of green, cheeks puffing up at an inhuman pace. There was no time to get him outside, no time to get a bucket. Because all it took was a groan and a single heave before a stream of watery bile ejected from Hinata’s mouth and onto the floor. It splashed into a large pool at his knees, only threatening to spread farther as his body convulsed in a violent shudder, weakening his trembling arms so much that he almost fell face forward. Any remote feeling of anger or irritation was forgotten the moment Kageyama saw it and he rushed forward to support the sick male as best he could, taking his shoulders into his palms to hold him steady. 

“Shit…Someone get me a towel!”

Luckily, Asahi, Sugawara, and Daichi were still close by enough to see what had just happened, as well as Tadashi and Tsukishima. The former three nodded and hastily made their way to one of the bins Kiyoko had brought in earlier while the latter two seemed to be heading to the supply closet in search of a bucket and mop.

Content that the situation was fully being aided, Kageyama could now fully put all his focus on the shaking male in front of him. He moved one of his hands to the ginger’s back and began to rub soft circles against the thin material of his jersey, completely drenched with sweat. 

“It’s okay Hinata.” he soothed, “…You’re okay...I’ve got you.”

“Mmh…Kage…MMPH!”

Another gasped groan emitted from Hinata’s quaking body, his lips pursing like he wanted to say something more, but Kageyama merely hushed him, shaking his head. 

“Don’t talk now okay…just…try and breathe.”

And he did, only the breaths came broken and fast, and he was only allowed three of them before he was heaving again as another stream of sick spilled from his lips and onto the floor. 

He coughed wetly and another one followed. 

And another. 

And another.

Kageyama grimaced with each one, as he never really dealt with people who were sick too often so he wasn’t completely sure what to do. If anything, Hinata was probably the first person he had witnessed throw up that was actually close to him in exception for young classmates in elementary school that never had much impact. Everyone and everything else had been a simple cold or seasonal allergies. But even despite the lack of exposure, it didn’t gross him out at all. It was a normal, bodily function.

However, this was the first time Hinata had been actually sick sick. Not from nerves or stress or from being in a cramped, hot bus or car. So though it was sort of familiar, it was also very new at the same time, and with his best intent in mind, Kageyama silently thought back to what his mother would do for him whenever he wasn’t feeling well. 

Hand on the back, soft words, fingers delicately carding the bothersome bangs from the male’s face. He had every aspect checked off. The logical ones that is, because even he could see that a pudding cup or a bowl of sweet ice cream or yogurt wouldn’t do any good right now. 

Thankfully, it seemed that the worst of it was slowly starting to subside. No longer was there large amounts of vomit pooling onto the floor in violent splatters as they were now replaced with breathy swallows and dry heaves. Still not entirely better, but it relieved Kageyama that Hinata must have been close to empty now. 

Despite his small frame, there was…quite a bit of a mess, and it made Kageyama wonder if Hinata had actually gotten sick during lunch or not, possibly only residing within because of what he could only imagine as horrible bouts of nausea. He must have felt absolutely horrible so it was a great puzzle as to how he pushed through for so long. 

 However, that wasn’t important right now. 

As Kageyama continued his ministrations towards the ill male, everything else slowly came into place. Asahi, Sugawara, and Daichi returned with towels, Tadashi and Tsukishima with the bucket and mop, Kiyoko with some water, Takeda with the wet cloth, and finally, Yachi with the nurse. Nearby, Coach Ukai, Tanaka, and everyone else were cleaning up the court for the day, and nodded off to the side upon Yachi’s return. 

By that time, Hinata’s stomach had finally calmed and he was back to laying on Kageyama’s lap, breathless and eyes half lidded with the cool towel on his forehead to help his fever. 

“Mmmmh…Kage…yama…d-don’t feel well….”

“I know…but just hold on okay? The nurse is here to help you.” 

He was tempted to add a snarky, “This wouldn’t have happened if you had said something you dumbass.” but decided against it. The lecturing could wait until later. 

With the atmosphere quieting down some, Hinata found his body and mind drifting. His eyes were growing heavy, dots lining his vision. All he could register was the quiet mumbling of his teammates, the voice of an older sounding female, and the hard feeling of the volleyball court against his stiff muscles with Kageyama’s voice being the last thing he heard before he promptly knocked out cold. 

~~~~~

It was hours later when Hinata finally woke up, his groggy, sickened state making it that much harder for him to figure out what had happened and where he was. 

When he blinked open his eyes, he first thing noticed that he was no longer in the gym at school. The surrounding area was pretty dark, luminated by a deep orange hue coming from what he could make out as a window. It was quiet with no big, bright lights, no voices, no squeaky footsteps. Nothing. 

The second thing he noticed was how warm he was. But it wasn’t an uncomfortable kind of warm. There was a sense of softness laying across his body and tucked right up to the center of his chest, keeping him at a stable temperature. And when he blinked, he could feel a coolness upon his head that was acting as a regulator to keep everything balanced. 

And the third thing he noticed was the comforting squeeze of…something around his hand. 

Using the other that wasn’t occupied, he rubbed at his eyes, ridding them of sleep gunk and peered to his left to find Kageyama staring back at him, blue eyes turned hazel from the setting sun. 

“Mmm…Kageyama…? “What’aryou doing here?” He muttered, subtly looking from his left to his right, “Where am I…?” 

“You're at home.” he stated simply, “I decided to come with you after what happened.”

Hinata furrowed his brows. 

After what happened?

Wait…what DID happen? 

All he could recall was being inside the gym. He hadn’t been feeling good all day and then he jumpe  for a spike then fell and then-

Oh. 

Oh no. 

With a grunt, Hinata made to sit up some, rag falling from his head as the newly found bitter taste in his mouth served a friendly reminder of what exactly occurred several hours ago. 

“Kageyama I-”

He stopped as a hiss sounded from his teeth, wave after wave of pain electrocuting every muscle in his body from his toes all the way to his head, throbbing in his temples. 

There was a hand on his chest in an instant, warm and slightly forceful, pushing him backwards. 

“Hey, calm down will ya? You need to lay down.” Kageyama lectured, “You hit the ground pretty hard when you fainted.”

Upon hearing that, Hinata swallowed thickly, and slowly, slowly, laid back down. 

It was a few seconds before he spoke again, only his words were hushed and small. 

“.. I fainted?”

“Mmhm.”

“In the gym?”

“Yeah. You were out of it for a while.”

“Oh…uhm…d-did anything else happen?” 

“I don’t know. Why don’t you tell me?”

Hinata but his lip. Well, guess playing the ‘I don’t remember card wasn’t going to work’. But he should have known better.  

“Listen…Kageyama I’m-”

“Why the hell didn’t you say anything?”

A nervous look casted across Hinata’s features, aware that Kageyama’s calm demeanor was fading. Fast.  

He shifted in his bed, “That’s-”

“If you weren’t feeling well you should have told us.”

“I-”

“You nearly gave everyone a damn heart attack.”

“Would you just-”

“Do you have any idea how worried everyone was? How worried I was ?”

“Okay, okay! I get it!”

“Are you sure? Because you sure aren’t acting like you do !” 

Hinata clenched his fists, anger sizzling and boiling up like lava as he disregarded Kageyama’s previous wishes and sat up again. 

“Would you just let me talk for a second ?!” he bellowed, “I swear you always-ACK!”

He didn’t get a chance to continue, far too confused by what happened next. One moment, Kageyama had been sitting right across from him, brows furrowed and lecturing him like a 4 year old child. But in the next, he had him encompassed his arms, holding him tightly against his chest. 

“...You’re so stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid…!” 

Hinata was completely frozen. The desire to explain himself was still present and alive, but this sudden turn of events and emotions had glued his words to the back of his throat. But then in another abrupt, swift motion, he was once again facing Kageyama, shoulders held tightly by callus tipped fingers and sweaty palms. 

The furrow in his brows was now gone, the angry burn in his eyes as well. Now replaced with something that Hinata could only define as fear. With teeth clenched and seethed, the black haired male finally spoke once more.

"Do you have any idea how much you scared me?" 

It came out so pained, so quiet, so shakey…so unlike the Kageyama he knew. And it made Hinata's stomach twist. 

For another moment, it was silent, but then, Hinata grimaced at the feeling of fingers digging slightly deeper into his shoulder. If he was his normal self, the pressure probably wouldn’t have hurt, but the soreness of his body was present everywhere, sensitive even to the lightest touch. 

But he deserved it. Every ounce of it. He put his team through hell and it wasn’t like he wanted to. He just...he just…

“I just wanted to get better…”

Confusion abruptly set itself upon Kageyama's features, morphing his lips into frown.

"What are you talking about ?" 

Y'know...with Spring Nationals coming up." Hinata mumbled, burnt orange orbs shifting to the side, 

"We're gonna be up against some of the best teams so that means we have to practice our absolute hardest no matter what. I can’t waste any time right now. Whatever chance I get, I HAVE to practice anything and everything.”

With a slow exhale, Hinata clenched his fist against the bedsheet, bottom lip teetering between his teeth. 

“This is an important moment for Karasuno and there isn’t anything I want more than for us to go as far as we can…so when I woke up not feeling that great…I decided to push through it, regardless of what could’ve happened but…heh…I guess that wasn’t such a good idea.”

Hinata directed his gaze back to the silent male sitting across from him and offered a small, apologetic smile. 

“What I did…was really stupid. I know that now. I was selfish of me to put the team in a position that could have been prevented…to make everyone worry…and to treat you the way I did. There’s no excuse for my behavior. All you tried to do was help but I just shoved you aside…I’m…really sorry…”

There. 

The explanation was now out in the open, and it actually made Hinata feel the tiniest bit better. But the chances of Kageyama taking his words as nothing more than an excuse was very high. 

‘I want to get better at volleyball so I can do well at nationals so I’m going to practice despite being sick.’

Yeah…it sounded stupid, borderline idiotic. The most immature choice if there ever was one.

So it surprised him immensely when all Kageyama said was, 

"I see."

Hinata blinked. 

"Y-you see?"

"Mm."

He blinked again, mouth parted like a fish, and Kageyama looked at him with a raised brow.

"What's wrong ? You're not gonna throw up again are you?" 

Hinata shook his head, “No…I’m fine…”

“Then what’s with the face?”

“Nothing…I’m just a little confused. I was expecting you to lecture me a bit more, y’know? Annoy me and get on my case like you usually do.”

“Getting annoyed is just your way of looking at. Because you DO deserve it from time to time.” Kageyama smirked, “If you haven’t noticed, you can be quite the child.”

A pout puffed its way across Hinata’s features, only making Kageyama’s smirk grow even more. With a gentle hand, he placed his palm against the sick male’s forehead. 

“Besides, I should have known you’d pull a stunt like this with how damn stubborn you are…and being angry with you right now won’t do you any good. Don’t need your fever spiking up anymore than it already is. Come on, lie down.”

Hinata nodded slowly. 

“Uhm…okay…”

He did so, noticing Kageyama’s hand settled on his back to ease him down until he was comfortably set atop a mound of fluffy pillows. 

“I forgive you by the way.” the setter added, but not without tapping Hinata harshly on the forehead with his index finger, “But don’t think you're gonna get off of this scott free. The only reason I haven’t given you a what for is because you're like this. You owe me a lunch day on the roof and some spike drills.”

Hinata giggled softly, “I think I can do that.”

After getting settled, Kageyama grabbed the fallen towel from Hinata’s forehead and re-submerged in a nearby bowl of cool water, ringing it slightly before setting it back upon the warm skin. 

"By the way, Hinata. I just wanted to let you know…."

"Yeah?"

Instead of leaning back in the chair by the bed, Kageyma moved in closer to ginger’s face, making it that he was eye to eye with him, noses almost pressed together. 

"If you EVER pull something like this again," he uttered lowly, voice icy, " I'll kill you."

Wellllll…that took a turn. 

It took absolutely everything Hinata had to not shudder at the threat. His heart drummed in his chest, eyes widening at the male's unfaltering expression.  Even when he wasn't feeling well, Kageyama was still ruthless as could be. But Hinata knew that was just his way of showing he cared. Definitely not like your typical person. 

But typical usually meant boring. And Hinata hated boring. So, despite his nervous sweat and shaking fingers, he smiled and reached his hand out to land on Kageyama's, squeezing tightly. 

"Noted..."

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #shoyo hinata #tobio kageyama #sick shoyo hinata #hinata x kageyma #sickfic #vomiting #caretaking

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JJK X HAIKYUU X READER IN ONE ROOM.

a/n: Idk just had this random idea of jjk men and Haikyuu men being in one room with the reader like the general dynamics.

Which room you'd rather be locked in?

Room 1 : Gojo Satoru/ Ryomen Sukuna / Toji Fushiguro/ Kuroo Tetsuroo / Oikawa Tooru / Atsumu Miya

A bunch of loud narcissistic extroverts in one room.

Let's say Kuroo is the calmest comparing to them.

Over confidents in their looks and capabilities.

Cocky ass men.

They would start showing off in front of you, literally out of the blue.

Would start an arm wrestling match to see who's the strongest.

Smart? super smart, they'd know exactly what to say to you to make you blush and weak on the knees.

Would try to outshine each other, each one of them trying to be the center of your attention.

Brag about their achievements

“huh a captain of a volleyball team? how lame..I'm the king of curse”.

Showing off their skills to you trying to be better than the other

“come on Oikawa, you can try to punch me, bet you can't..my infinity won't allow it hehehe”.

Everyone talking loudly and at the same time, giving you a terrible headache.

Flexing on you, flexing their muscles in front of you

“come on don't be shy y/n, you can't touch my biceps”

“Hah you call that a biceps?”.

They would put each other down to seem the strongest and the dominant one in front of you.

Total flirts, praising you a lot!!!

Impressive but terrible use of pick-up lines.

Would make their voice deeper to capt your attention and turn you on.

They would wink at you, a lot.

Touchy af.

You'd be giving them weird stares totally crushing their ego.

Room 2: Yuta Okkotsu / Choso Kamo / Toge Inumaki / Kenma Kozume / Kageyma Tobio

Introverted but can be stupid.

You can literally fall asleep there with how tranquil the atmosphere was.

Yuta would be reading his book, Kenma playing games on his phone, Toge just busy in this thoughts, Kageyma awkwardly eating snacks and Choso silently judging.

They shared the interest in you, but none of them dared to start a conversation.

Their attempts to approach you would fail miserably leaving them a blushing mess.

Low-key would suffer from an anxiety/panic attack if you touch them.

Their faces would turn different shades of pink if you catch them staring or smile at them.

Would stutter if you start talking to them.

Would try, key word try to flirt with you.

“That's n-nff-nice!”

Room 3: Yuji Itadori / Ino Takuma / Hinata Shoyo / Bokuto Koutarou / Lev Haiba

Over hyped and energetic squad is here.

These mfs would bond up at the spot

without any obstacles.

Very goofy.

They would turn the room into a lively and enthusiastic atmosphere.

Would laugh a lot while cracking jokes.

It would be easy to be around them since they would make you feel welcomed and try to engage you with them.

Very playful and spontaneous flirting when it's about you.

They would try to make you laugh with their stupid jokes and impressions showcasing their comedic side to you.

Also they would compliment you a lot.

“Your hair smells nice, I love it”

“You have a cute laugh”

It would be very easy to vibe with them.

Would play a lot of games together or watch random videos.

You'd feel very comfortable around them and safe.

Despite their playful nature they would take a good care of you.

Room 4: Nanami Kento / Geto Suguru / Megumi Fushiguro/ Iwaizumi Hajime / Daichi Sawamura / Akaashi Keiji / Ushijima Wakatoshi

Wise squad.

Gentlemen squad.

Aaah lock me in this room with them please.

They would be really quiet and calm.

Each one of them is sitting peacefully.

When they start interacting it would feel like an intellectual forum.

They would talk in formal language.

Engaging in philosophical, existential topic.

They might seem boring to others but they're actually interesting.

Veryyy polite when they start " hitting on you ".

If they sense that you're showing the slightest discomfort they would give you your space and never bother you again.

Would lowkey start a conversation with you talking about the weather

“So do you like the weather? I kinda like rainy days”.

They are CHARMING IN THEIR OWN WAY LIKE.

Treat you like a fucking princess / prince.

Respectful is their middle name.

They would take turns to engage you to talk about your interests.

“You're feeling cold y/n? here take my jacket”.

Very attentive when you start talking, memorizing each word you said.

They calculate what they'd be saying, making them flawless.

You'd fall head over heels for them.

#jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen masterlist #jujutsu kaisen headcanons #jujutsu kaisen imagines #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jujutsu kaisen smut #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu smut #haikyuu masterlist #gojo x reader #gojo satoru headcanons #toji headcanons #sukuna headcanons #kuroo tetsuro headcanons #oikawa tooru imagines #kenma x you #kageyama oneshots #kageyama imagines #kageyama x reader #geto suguru x reader #geto headcanons #geto smut #gojo smut #bokuto headcanons #bokuto oneshots #anime headcanons #jjk fluff #jjk smut

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haikyuu

last updated: september, 2023

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f [fluff]

a [angst]

s [suggestive]

◟tw [trigger warning] ◞

▸▸▸multi character◂◂◂

▹ 2020 Aviana Fluffvember ; f. COLLAB

▹breaking down (kags, tsukki) ; f. a.

▹how they comfort you (tsukki + kuroo + kenma + tsukki + daichi + akaashi) ; f. a.

▹how they kiss You (oikawa + akaashi + bokuto + iwa +  kuroo + kenma) (hc) ; f. s.

▹as love songs and their trope ; f.

▹pretty setters and their toxic Traits (akaashi + oikawa + atsumu + kenma + semi) ; a. tw.

▹how they know they’re still in love with you (akaashi + iwa + oikawa + atsumu) ; a.

▹how they know they’re still in love with you p2 (kageyama + suna + kuroo + bokuto) ; a.

▹captains as holiday clichés (bokuto + kuroo + daichi + oikawa + terushima) ; f.

▹when they’re jealous (osamu + suna + sakusa) ; f.

▹ things they do when they’re in love ( sakusa + suna + atsumu + tendou) ; f.

▸▸▸karasuno◂◂◂

▹▸hinata◃◂

▹more than friends ; f.

▹▸tsukishima◃◂

▹when someone flirts with his s/o (hc) ; f.

▹what it’s like being his roommate (hc) ; f.

▹▸yamaguchi◃◂

▹i’m tired ; f. a. tw.

▹▸sugawara◃◂

▹comfort (hc) ; f. a.

▸▸▸aoba josai◂◂◂

▹▸oikawa◃◂

▹ ours (song fic) ; f. a.

▸▸▸nekoma◂◂◂

▹▸kuroo◃◂

▹ 6:42AM ; f.

▸▸▸fukurodani◂◂◂

▹▸akaashi◃◂

▹ 青いバラ (Blue Rose) ; a. f.

▹ Your Text (Coffee Shop AU) ; f.

▹ 2:30PM ; f.

As you wish (.list) (Royal AU) [on hold] ⋈

summary: you were simply a princess engaged to a man you have never met. little did you know, the prince was by far more charming than you had expected him to be.

▸▸▸inarizaki ◂◂◂

▹▸suna◃◂

friends with benefits two-parter [mentions of drinking and sexual interaction]:

▹ p.1 — 10:31PM ; f. s.

▹ p.2 — 12:17AM ; f. s.

▹ 7:27AM ; f.

▹▸atsumu◃◂

▹ lovely night ; f. a

▸▸▸other teams ◂◂◂

▹▸sakusa◃◂

▹ 11:17PM ; f.

#m.list #navigation !! #haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu drabble #haikyuu angst #haikyuu fluff #sakusa kiyoomi #sakusa #sakusa kiyoomi x reader #sakusa x reader #suna rintarou #suna #suna x reader #suna rintarou x reader #oikawa tooru #oikawa #oikawa x reader #oikawa tooru x reader #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo #kuroo tetsurou x reader #kuroo x reader #hinata shoyo #hinata #hinata shoyo x reader #kageyama tobio #kageyma #kageyama tobio x reader #kageyama x reader

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Incorrect x reader Haikyuu quotes

Part 3, Karasuno edition !

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Hello! So, hi. This is the main team, Karasuno. So, i actually want to start writing things the intro other than if anyone knows the credits to tell and I’ll add them but yeah. Enjoy!


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Nishinoya: Did you know that one in 5 people are gay? That means someone in our group is gay!

(Y/N): I hope it’s Kiyoko, she’s really cute

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Nishinoya: are you a dom or a sub

(Y/N): I love dominos and subway but it really depends on the night and what I’m feeling

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

(Y/N): are you talking to yourself?

Tsukki: it’s the only way I can have an intelligent conversation

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Daichi: listen up you little shits.

Daichi: not you (Y/N), you’re an angel.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

(Y/N): are you religious?

(Y/N): id like to introduce you to my religion

Nishinoya: what is it?

(Y/N): Asahi.

Nishinoya: I’m interested.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Tanaka: hey babe I got something to show you.

(Y/N): you hit send on that mike wazowski picture and I hit end on our relationship

Tanaka: I have nothing to show you

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Tsukki: I have sharpest memory! Name one thing I forgot

(Y/N): you left Hinata in the parking lot, like three weeks ago.

Tsukki: I did that on purpose, try again.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

(Y/N): life is so meaningless, why am I alive?

Sugawara: what happened

Daichi: we didn’t stop at McDonald’s

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Kageyama: I guess what they say it’s true

Kageyama: the one we love the most hurts us the most

(Y/N), sighing: I’m sorry I drank the last milk box from the vending machine

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

(Aged up)

(Y/N): what’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk

Hinata: not to brag but I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

(Y/N): YEAH? I STILL HAVE YOUR UNDERWEAR

Tsukki: WELL I STILL HAVE YOUR VIRGINITY

Sugawara, choking: NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Yamaguchi: HAS ANYONE SEEN MY GIRLFRIEND, I LOST HER-

Sugawara: What do they look like

Yamaguchi, crying: beautiful

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Sugawara : [ answering phone ] hello?

(Y/N): it’s (y/n)

Sugawara: what did she do, is she okay?

(Y/N): no, it’s me, (y/n)

Sugawara: what did you do sweetheart, are you okay?

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Hinata: what does take out mean?

Kiyoko: food

Tanaka: Dating

Tsukki: murder.

Hinata:

(Y/N): all three of you want to have fun.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Nishinoya: do you think I can fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?

Tsukki: you’re a hazard to society

(Y/N): and a coward, do twenty.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Part 4 ᕦ(ò_óˇ)ᕤ

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[violette-hue]

The Haikyuu Boys and Their Favorite Disney World Ride (per park)

✨Karasuno Edition✨

Author’s note: There’s photos for each ride just to share what it looks like :) Sorry this is so long! Might make this a series? Idk yet. Also, tumblr wasn’t letting me post with different colors and fonts :(

Daichi

Magic Kingdom: Jungle Cruise. He loves the ride, but he loves the content more. What dad doesn’t love dad jokes? His favorite joke is the 5th great wonder of the world, THE BACK SIDE OF WAAATTEEERR

Epcot: He’s a BITCH for Soarin’. He loves swaying his feet back and forth on the top row while he “explores” the wonders of the earth. He definitely has a candle that smells like Soarin.

Animal Kingdom: Flight of Passage. He loves the ride so much. Probably his favorite. I can already see him loving the Avatar movie, and this ride completely immerses him in that world. He definitely shouts in excitement.

Hollywood Studios: Not a ride, but he loves The Beauty and the Beast show. Another one of his favorite Disney princesses, but he loves that he can experience a shorter version of the Broadway musical without spending an arm and a leg for good seats. Definitely is waiting in the line early to get good seats.

Sugawara

Magic Kingdom: Under the Sea: Journey of the Little Mermaid. He LOVES Ariel. Hands down his one and only favorite princess. He likes to go on the ride for some much needed AC and sing along to the songs. He probably also thinks King Triton is a dilf.

Epcot: Los Tres Caballeros. Once again, he really needs that AC. Plus, the Mexico Pavilion is beautiful, so he doesn’t mind. I dont see him being a big fan of the tequila, but he tries Horchata and loves it!

Animal Kingdom: The Kilimanjaro Safari. It doesn’t have AC, but he loves taking pictures of all the animals. His favorites are the flamingos, despite how they smell

Hollywood Studios: Fantasmic. He loves the drama, he loves the lights, HE LOVES IT! He’s sad he can only really watch it at a particular time of the day, but it’s always a must do whenever he goes

Asahi

Magic Kingdom: Splash Mountain. He dislikes the content of the ride, and it’s only his favorite because he loves the track. He loves the teasers throughout the ride, and when the big drop comes he embraces the cold water in the hot weather

Epcot: Frozen Forever After. I  really believe he loves the movie, so by default he loves the ride. He mumbles the songs to himself as he goes through the ride

Animal Kingdom: Like Sugawara, he loves the Safari. He takes tons of photos of the animals, especially the elephants

Hollywood Studios: Indiana Jones. It’s not really a ride, but a show. He’s always loved Indiana Jones. I  mean, who doesn’t like a man with a whip ;)

Nishinoya

Magic Kingdom: Big Thunder Mountain. He’s ready to get some whiplash at the very back of the train. Yells yeehaw really really loud when the guy says “Cus this here is the wildest ride in the wilderness!” He also leans forward to gain “momentum”.

Epcot: Test Track. He loves personalizing his own car and competing with everyone during the ride. He lifts his arms in the air when it goes really really fast.

Animal Kingdom: Expedition to Mount Everest. Aside from a need for speed and danger, he loves the disco yeti, and probably has a lot of pins of it

Hollywood Studios: He loves the Aerosmith Rock ‘n Rollercoaster. He’s a speed demon, and this ride goes fast. He loves the neon lights and turning upside down

Tanaka

Magic Kingdom: Space Mountain. It would be Big Thunder Mountain, but there’s just something about the thrill of being in the dark and not knowing what will happen next. He loves to trail his fingers over the tiles in the tunnel

Epcot: Not a ride, but he loves the Mexico Pavilion. He’s just such a sucker for tequila. He loves to go on Test Track just a tad drunk :)

Animal Kingdom: Dinosaur. This boy is just complete chaos, why wouldn’t he love this ride. He screams the entire time, resting only to take a photo. He’s back to screaming right after though

Hollywood Studios: Tower of Terror. He loves the feeling in his stomach and the feeling of feeling falling. I  don’t know why, but he just seems like the type

Hinata

Magic Kingdom: It’s a Small World, so not come for me. He takes it as a compliment when Tsuki tells him he looks like one of the animatronics

Epcot: He also loves Los Tres Caballeros ride. It gives him a break in the sweet, sweet air conditioning with good music

Animal Kingdom: Kali River Rapids. The ride its self doesn’t really get you that wet, but it’s still a great time. If the cast members let him, he’ll stay on the ride and go on it over and over again

Hollywood Studios: Star Tours--The Adventures Continue. The ride itself isn’t that great, but Hinata is really determined to be the rebel that show’s up on the screen. Everyone hates the ride and does everything they can to avoid it

Yamaguchi

Magic Kingdom: Peter Pan’s Flight. I  feel like Yamaguchi is a very nostalgic person, and therefore just goes on this ride for the nostalgia

Epcot: Mission Space. He doesn’t dare to the Orange (Mars) one, since that one is too intense for him, but he loves “traveling” through space and orbiting Earth.

Animal Kingdom: This also isn’t a ride, but he loves the It’s Tough to be a Bug show. The only thing he hates about the show are the stingers in the seats :(

Hollywood Studios: Slinky Dog Dash. I think Toy Story would be one of his favorite Disney movies, and is the main reason he loves the ride. Other than that, the ride is really great and fun

Kageyama

Magic Kingdom: Haunted Mansion. There’s something about him that screams goth boy/ e-boy. He loves the spookiness of the ride and tries to scare Hinata

Epcot: He doesn’t like any of the rides in Epcot. He only likes and is there for the food. His favorite place to eat is in Italy, and is a sucker for the pizza  

Animal Kingdom: He enjoys the Lion King show, but he won’t go out of his way to see it. In this park, I  think he just likes to go with the flow

Hollywood Studios: Smuggler’s Run. He feels like it’s he sole purpose in life the be a pilot, and it’s either he’s driving the thing, or not getting on. He sucks at piloting, though and can’t get the ship off the ground

Tsukishima

Magic Kingdom: Pirates of the Caribbean. I  think he loves the Pirates of the Caribbean series, and loves Johnny Depp, too. 

Epcot: He doesn’t get on the rides, he drinks around the world. He gets one of those passport necklaces and checks off the countries as he goes. At the end of the day, he’s thoroughly drunk and able to tolerate the children screaming

Animal Kingdom: I really don’t see him enjoying Animal Kingdom...He most likely thinks there’s nothing worth while there

Hollywood Studios: NERD ALERT--he loves Rise of the Resistance! And why not, the ride is freaking great. Also he really gives me Kylo Ren vibes. 

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[pipsqueak1507]

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[prancing-in-doodles]

These two boys here know how to cure my depression

#HQ #haikyuu #haikyuu!! #Kageyma #kageyama tobio #Hinata #hinata shouyou #kageyama x hinata #my art #Kagehina #coloring practice #Prancing-In-Doodles

[lizandbo]

Tsukishima x chubby reader

Warnings: cursing (as always)

Ok, so i already wrote this but it didn’t save soooooo......yay for me and thhe others has gone through this , and also high on gingerale from the sugar so i may be a lil more energetic soooo yeah...

And also she sorry if this ain’t proof read, and it is very embarrassing....andddddd i sorry if this isn’t like a chubby reader,, and this isn’t like tsukishima buttt ya kno..I already made this so...yeah

(Tsuki is sooooo fuckkkiiinnng cutttttteeeeeeeeee when he was a lil itty btiy fucking kid)

- When you and tsuki go out somewhere it’s usually either at a fast food place, a park....orrrrr somewhere in a mall probably a some music shop to get new head phones or something

- but today was not your fuckungb day

- you over heard at lunch that one of your friends from a friend group was talking behind your back

- and today you ain’t having shit 

- tsuki on the other hand wasn’t the greatest of modes.... he picked out a fight between kageyma and Hinata 

- he didn’t pick it but he was in it

- and it didn’t go so well- he got suspended for two days from volleyball

- so he was kinda very very very pissed

- so both of you was a bit tense

- all he wanted to do is lay down next t you and hold you close buttttttt you were trying to figure out what is happening with your friends 

- couple hours later after your discussion wit your friend and tsuki being salty at who ever walked by past him

- you both landed at home

- when you got in before he did, you ran to the fridge and snagged a ice cream and ran toward the bedroom to whip out the controller to turn on Netflix; how the grinch stole X- Maz 

- after a good fifteen minutes then come rushing tsuki with his earphones on around his neck, he looked inside the bedroom door that you both shared... he saw you bundled up eating ice cream, watching the grinch movie 

- as he got closer, you squeal like a old wagon thats been last rolled since when the cavemen knew how to make a fucking fire

- “move” he said way too harsh for you to completely relaxed...like i said you ain’t having shit today

- you made a lil  pout and turned away

- he nudged you, and nudged...after the fifth nudge he rolled you

- he made a lil grunt at the end of pushing you...so that only could mean that you were too heavey (not) 

- you just bursted out crying without noticing it

- tsuki is so fucking surprised and confused at the moment rn 

- and he ddint know what he did wrong 

- the pillows were soaking wet just by a few secs of cryin 

- he finaly got some space in the bed with you

- after a couple of minutes, you finally give in

- “ what happend today?” Still sorta sobbing

- “got in a fight with the annoying midgets on my team and now I’m suspended for two days straight’

- “ damn, I hope you are okay”

- “but are you okay?”what a kind salty boi

- “ personally I think i have a way worse day than you”

- “why is that?”

- “one of my friends talked about how fat I look and they ain’t surprised that I haven’t died from all the sugar i eat, and i eat like a pig- and I look like one and—” you couldn’t finish the rest of the sentence becuase you were crying way tooo much to understand 

- tsuki snaked his slender long fingers around your neck, made it up to your jaw line/

- “ where’s their address?”

- “w-what -sNiFf-...why?”

- “so i can beat them up”

-” ....what?”

- “you heard me”

- “but i thought you already had a fight today?”

- “ y/n, who’s the one who called you those fucked up names?”

- “my friends”

- “i know but who?”

- “ *your friends name*”

- tsuki just playfully smirked and continued slithering his limbs around your body 

- his, legs were now fully tangled with yours.... and his noodle arms were around your torso 

- “ that freakshow is gonna be dead by the time school  is over”

- “babbeee”

- ngl....he has a fucking soft spot for you

- “ but, i am very chubby-”

- “ no, thats a lie”

- “ but..-”

- “but nothing, there is no buts...i love you”

- “mmmm I love you too”

- tsuki kissed your temple, and then your jawline, your puffy cheeks, so many lil pecks to the point that you giggle to no end

- he slowly squished your cheeks together to get that fishy lips, then just kissed yo lips like nothing is happening with your lips

- help me why does kei love being all sappy when you guys are aloneeeeee

- he just loves youuuuu

#tsukishima #tsukishima x you #tsukishima x chubby reader #haikyuu #haikyuu x chubby reader #tsukishima x reader #tsukishima x plus sized reader #tsukishima x y/n #ineedsleeppppppp

[butternutsquashoil]

Fluffy Haikyuu Scenarios - Karasuno Edition Pt.1

Genera: Fluff

Pairings: Daichi x reader, Sugawara x reader, Asahi x reader

Synopsis: Just some short, cute scenarios with reader and their boyfriend! I’ll try my hardest to make them gender neutral :)

Daichi

Daichi would take you on dates all the time. Weather it be taking you out for a nice diner or just going on a walk through the park, he just wants you to feel appreciated!

One time while you two were walking you home from a short date after school, Hinata and Kageyama (who were racing to get to practice first) saw the two of you and were completely dumb founded (they had forgotten that the team has a social life outside of volleyball). Hinata called you a witch because that was the only way he could think of that made sense as to why you where dating a scary dude like Daichi, and Kageyma promptly punched his in the head for being a dumbass.

Sugawara

Suga leaves you love letters in your locker, or for special occasions he would have on of the first or second years deliver it to you in class. One time he made the mistake of letting Noya and Tanaka do it, and they acted like you were royalty (which wasn’t a bad part) but your class was in the middle of taking a test and Noya and Tanaka got detention for disrupting class.

Suga also likes expressing his love through physical touch. Weather it be just purposely brushing shoulder while walking in the hallway, or giving you random hugs (only if you’re alright with that of course) he always wants you to know that he’s there for you.

Asahi

Asahi’s favorite thing to do with you is cuddle. He loves it when he can hold you against his chest and keep you safe from the world (even if you don’t need protecting). He just enjoys being in your presence! He mostly keeps pda to a minimum because he would just get to embarrassed (not of you of course, just everyone thinking he’s soft, even though he quite obviously is).

One time, you had shown up to his volley ball practice and just sat and watched until it was over. You could tell he was tense when he was walking over to you, so you decided to just give him and hug! He got extremely flustered, but then ended up melting into your embrace. Noya and Tanaka then stared the classic “ooooooooooo” and Daichi bopped them on the head.

Ok that’s all! I hope you enjoyed them :)

Also, here’s a link to my master list!

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[astralflower-writes]

hey there!

♡ pairing: timeskip!sugawara koushi x female! reader

♡ genre: fluff

♡ warnings: none

♡ check out the haikyuu!! masterlist here

a/n: this got kinda long. but i hope you'll enjoy reading it! ♡

it's the day of the match between the adlers and the black jackals. and boy you expected the crowd to be less than this.

as you entered the arena you see countless of people walking past by each other. you tried to get through the people and look for the line for the onigiri you're co-teacher was telling you which was a 'must-try when you watch a jackals match.'

but as you were looking for the onigiri stand, you bump into the last person you expected.

"hey there y/n–sensei!"

"sugawara–sensei?"

the both of you were elementary school teachers. you first met suga when you got transferred back to miyagi a year ago. you didn't really had the chance to talk to him but that did not stop for you to not have a crush on him.

he was great at handling kids. and the kids love him too. he was so gentle and caring to everyone, and to you too.

"what are you doing here y/n–sensei?" he suddenly asked you. "to watch the match?" you replied.

he guided you to a less crowded part of the lobby. "never thought you'd be a volleyball fan though."

"oh... i don't really watch games. my mom gave me tickets so why not, right?" you replied, trying to look for the stand.

"are you looking for someone?" he asked you. "uh no. im actually looking for the onigiri stand yumeko–sensei told me."

"you mean onigiri miya?" he asked again, you not really remembering what your co-worker said, you just nodded thinking maybe it was the same. "my friends are actually lining up for those. i'll text them to order more for you." he added as he fished out his phone from his pocket.

"oh! thank you, sugawara–sensei." you said as you waited for him to finish.

"you can just call me suga." he said while scratching the back of his and letting out the small laugh which made you have a little crush on him.

"you can just call me y/n too, suga-san." you replied.

he motioned for the two of you to walk, "we actually know the owner of the stand."

"really?" you answered. the two of you were now walking in the lobby, you're not really sure where the both of you are headed but you know that he's guiding you through the crowd.

"we actually played volleyball with his team during nationals, when we were in high school."

"wait. you played volleyball? and the nationals?" you asked him in disbelief. "is it too good to be true?" he asked while sporting that warm smile.

"oh! no! i mean, that is so cool!" you replied happily.

the both of you stopped in front two men. one holding a plate of onigiri and the other is happily looking at the filling.

"y/n–san. these are my friends. daichi and asahi." he introduced you to both of the men, which he told you were his teammates in volleyball during high school.

the four of you started to talk about what were you guys doing in your daily lives. and you learned that sugawara was also the vice-captain.

"your a fan of kageyma, y/n–san?" asahi asked as he pointed out the little milk carton merch with kageyama's number on it. "oh this? kageyama's actually my—" you were interrupted by, you assumed as more of their friends.

suga being him, introduced you to them but you decided to find your seat and let them all catch up. so you bid farewell and thanks to them.

"woah! that's y/n?!" tanaka asked suga. "the one he likes?" kiyoko added.

"but i think she likes kageyama." suga sighed.

"maybe she's a fan of kageyama." asahi suggests trying to cheer up suga. "it's alright! there shall be no negative energy present!" suga said as he smacked asahi on his stomach.

the group made way to the stands, which to their surprise, you were there to.

you were on the phone talking to someone. "yeah mom. i'll meet him after the match. bye."

you were getting a little hot so you removed your first layer of many sweaters when you noticed suga and his group walking in the same row as you were sitting.

"hey. i can switch sits with you." daichi whispered.

the group seated themselves, with suga seating beside you.

"fancy seeing you again, y/n-san." he said as he made himself comfortable, eyeing your sweater before speaking again "i guess your really a fan of kageyama huh."

confused, looking at what your wearing, you see the little character of kageyama. "oh! no! i mean i kind am. but he's my—."

then suddenly the announcer started to speak. "kagyema's holding hands with a child! you don't see that often huh." one of suga's friends commented.

"who are you cheering for suga-san?" you asked trying to make small talk. "oh. none. two of our team mates are actually on, so it might be hard just cheering for one of them." he said while looking intently on the court.

as the game went on, you were surprised that he and his friends were cheering for kageyama and hinata, which you were familiar because you've seen the orange haired boy multiple times over at your place.

so you put two and two together, the two boys were their teamates.

"kageyama was on your team during high school suga-san?"

"yeah..."

"what a small world huh. kageyama, my cousin was my co-worker's team mate during high school." you said as you gazed down again at the court.

"cousin?" he asked. "yeah. our mom's are actually sisters and we grew up together too." you explained.

as the game went on, you talked to suga and asked him questions about volleyball stuff you don't know.

the match comes to an end, and you mentioned you're coming down to say hi to kageyama.

well, much to your satisfaction, suga came with you cause he said he'll ask kageyama for an autograph.

when both of you were done, suga got his autograph. both of you were walking out of the venue. "so...i'll see you at school?" you started.

"uh actually...would you like to go on a date with me?" he spoke, both of you were blushing. "y-yeah. i'd love that."

#haikyuu imagines #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu fluff #hq scenarios #hq imagines #sugawara koushi #sugawara fluff #sugawara x you #sugawara x reader #astralflower-writes

[animebaby00]

I Call Bullshit (Sick! Shoyo Hinata x Tobio Kageyama) - Chapter 1

Part 2 (FINAL)

It was obvious to everyone that Kageyama was no fool.

Sure, his grades in English class could use some improvement and his word choices weren’t always the best in a conversation. But those were minor flaws that could be easily looked over in comparison to the number of other personal aspects he could lack in.

Simply put, though he wasn’t the smartest nor even close to the perfect human being, he was far from stupid. He knew how to read a room, read people, sense the mood and go right along with it and call out anything that didn’t make sense. To put it bluntly, you couldn’t bullshit him.

And it pissed him off greatly when someone tried to, even if it wasn’t intentional.

He noticed it right away from the moment he walked into class that morning. Usually, there would be a certain someone all up in his face, saying hello and good morning or giving him a hard time for almost being late when he himself barely got to school on time most days out of the week. His mop of orange hair would be a horribly wondrous eyesore so early in the morning, the wild curls bouncing up and down as he talked, for he had a habit of using his whole body to converse instead of just his mouth like a normal person.

But that was one of the things Kageyama loved about him.

Hinata was one of the first people he’d come across that had actually brought him any feelings of actual joy. His adaptability and understanding combined with his charisma and air-headed tendencies made him a delight to be around once you got used to it, even if it was a bit annoying at times. Not to mention that even with his short stature, his talent at volleyball and his capabilities on the court were second to none.

So it was only natural that the two ended up together.

Number 9 and 10. Setter and spiker. Karasuno’s powerhouse duo who never failed to do their best no matter what.

“Oi, Hinata! You need to pick up the pace! Practice will never start if you run laps like that!”

“R-right! Sorry coach!”

At least that’s how it usually was.

Kageyama locked his gaze on Hinata from afar, watching his legs carrying him around the court in a slow jog as Coach Ukai barked his orders from sidelines, practice regime papers crinkling in his hand.

With Spring Nationals right around the corner, the Karasuno team was hard at work, doing anything and everything they could to prepare. Practice everyday after school, drill after drill, setting and spiking and serving until their fingertips were numb all while squeezing in practice games whenever they could against other highschools in Miyagi. Their home. The prefecture they were awarded in representing after the blood, sweat, and tears they shedded in the Spring Qualifiers.

And they were going to win.

“Hinata, move it!”

“R-right!”

Kageyama sighed, lips encompassing the straw of his water bottle. He took a long, drawn out sip, eyes trailing to peer at the clock on the wall.

“7 minutes and 43 seconds…that's 3 minutes longer than usual…”

As a warm up before every practice, Coach Ukai had everyone take a 10 lap jog around the gym before proceeding with the day’s planned regiment, and typically, Hinata was one of the first ones done with his laps followed by Kageyama, Nishinoya, and Tanaka. But today…was different.

It never took Hinata this long to run laps, as his stamina was one of the best on the team, so for him to be dead last was a cause for concern, especially for Kageyama.

Finally though, the short statured male entered his final lap, and afterwards, made his way to where the rest of his team was standing, everyone’s full attention on Coach Ukai as he began explaining the day’s practice regime. And though Kageyama listened to every word, his gaze stayed entirely fixed on his usually hyper-active idiot of a boyfriend.

He looked tired, and not just from possible lack of rest. His body, his features, even his presence. All of it looked totally wiped. Even more so than when Kageyama saw him in class earlier. His head must have dropped forward in exhaustion over a dozen times during each lecture, which had earned him several warnings from the teachers. But Kageyama could tell that he had been trying his hardest to stay awake. He should have said something, but putting in his two sense in the past never exactly worked in his favor so he didn’t think it would hurt to let it slide. Perhaps Hinata had just been having an off day. But as the day had worn on, things didn’t exactly get much better.

Over the course of a few hours, Hinata’s typical, pale skinned face had taken on a reddish hue, especially in the cheek area and across the bridge of his nose. His forehead had become shiny, bangs seemingly damp with sweat, but he continued to mercilessly (and pathetically) push forward.

So he was a bit under the weather. No big deal.

That was what Kageyama told himself.

But then the second half of the day came into play.

During lunch, Hinata was nowhere to be found. Perhaps it was his self-consciousness or even a little bit of worry that had plagued Kageyama’s actions, but he had checked everywhere in his school’s building in search of him, munching on Yakisoba bread and a strawberry milk as he did so.

Not in any of their classrooms. Not in the library. Not on the roof. Not even in the gym.

It wasn’t until the bell rang as he headed back to his 5th period class did Kageyma see him. Face chalk white, cheeks blotchy with a hand over his stomach as he exited the bathroom.

Had he been in there the whole time? If so, something had to be wrong.

With that in mind, Kageyama finally decided to say something.

He had stopped right in front of the doors to their class, hand up on the wall so as to block the ginger haired male from entering. In confusion, Hinata stopped. Caramel orbs met slate blue and he stood up a bit straighter, no doubt pushing aside all the feelings that the perceptive setter could see was plaguing him.

“O-Oh, h-hey Kageyama. What’s up?”

“I’d like to ask you that.” he retorted quickly, tapping the wall, “What’s been going on with you today? You haven’t been acting like yourself.”

Hinata shook his head, and maybe, just maybe, Kageyama could have taken that as a decent answer if it weren’t for the greenish hue that suddenly painted the boy's face following the rapid movement.

“W-what do you mean? I’m totally fine! Never better actually.”

“Oh, really? Then why were you in the bathroom the whole time during lunch?’

The green turned white with panic, hand flying to the back of his head with nervousness as a hesitant chuckle emitted from his lips.

“O-oh, well, y’know me…we have a practice match up against Date Tech soon, right? W-well its been awhile since we’ve played them so I-I guess I’m just a little nervous…”

Kageyama’s eyes narrowed a bit.

That was such bullshit. But he couldn’t find it in himself to be angry. Instead, all he could do was silently ask ‘why’?

Why was Hinata lying to him?

“U-uhm Kageyama, can you move? We’ll be tardy if we don’t get inside.”

And that inquiry. Totally not like Hinata at all. Sort of quiet and hesitant with no snardiness whatsoever.

Weird.

Nonetheless, Hinata was right. So with a deep sigh and the drop of his arm, Kageyama cleared the way for the carrot top to walk through, taking note of the new sheet of glistening sweat on his brow. He wanted to reach out and wipe it away, but the wannabe tiny giant turned around before he could, giving his fellow setter a (forced) reassuring smile.

“See you at practice, Kageyama.”

“...Yeah.”

He was such a little actor, but he was good. Better than most people Kageyama had come across. However, all lies and cover ups become sloppy the longer they last, and as practice wore on into the 2nd hour, it was growing easier and easier to see well past Hinata’s facade. even to the point where his teammates had noticed that something was off with their usually bright eyed and bushy tailed number 10.

“You sure you wanna keep going man? You look sort of tired.”

Kageyama looked over to the right, eyes locking on Tanaka. The noisy 2nd year was holding a ball in his hand, standing behind the end line in preparation for a serve. And across the court, on the other side of the net, was Hinata, crouched downwards ready to receive. However, he looked utterly exhausted. His legs looked like they were ready to give out, trembling underneath him like twigs trying to hold up a 10 pound weight while his face was even redder than before, glistening with perspiration that made his bangs stick to his forehead.

But nonetheless, he nodded his head, swallowing thickly.

“I-I’m sure! Come on, send me another!”

Kageyama frowned. Okay, enough was enough.

“Hey, Hina-!”

“Okay everyone! Pair up for spike drills!”

Damn it. Of course.

With a sigh, Kageyama tucked the volleyball he was holding under his arm and made his way to the net, quietly observing Hinata as the small male took a quick leave to the side of the court to grab a drink of water. He seemed almost hesitant in his actions of doing so, throat bobbing so slowly as he swallowed what appeared to be the tiniest gulps in the universe. It was as if he was forcing himself, which was never good, but there wasn’t enough time to question it.

Kageyama stopped, volleyball now sitting in his hands. Then again, he and Hinata always paired up for spike drills anyways, so it was basically the perfect opportunity. He was gonna squeeze the truth out of him no matter what, tired of the continuous push offs he’d been receiving throughout the day.

He wouldn’t do it right away though. Maybe after a few spikes to ease the male a bit more to his liking, then when his guard was down, he’d get him to spill.

It was fool proof, and maybe that was a bit mean to assume that about the person you cared about, but it was sometimes kinda true.

“Hey, Hinata! We gonna do this or what?”

The tiny spiker turned his head, arm gliding across his shiny forehead as he nodded.

“Yeah...F-For sure!”

After about another 30 seconds, Hinata met the black haired male at the net, taking his spot a few feet away to gain momentum to jump while Kageyama raised his arms in the air, volleyball resting at his fingertips. He took a quick glance to the right at Hinata’s face, seemingly as fired up as always with his furrowed brows and clenched jaw, but there was something about it that made Kageyama's lips purse down into a frown.

The determination was there, that was a given, but the greenish hue he had seen plaguing Hinata’s face earlier was returning. It looked stronger than before, adding an uncomfortable, obvious blow to his focus. Hinata was breathing rather fast which Kageyama hadn’t noticed before and he was very fidgety. The joints of his fingers were twitching, clenching against his palms and his legs were shaking from underneath him. His throat was bobbing as well and very hastily at that, like he was trying to keep something at bay.

Kageyama’s eyes widened. If that was the case…

Maybe, just maybe, that so-called determination etched on Hinata’s features was a sign for something else entirely.

So with a low sigh, Kageyama lowered his arms and turned to face his boyfriend, new, high level feelings of concern flowing in his veins.

“Hinata, wait a minute…” Kageyama started, “Are you positive you feel up to doing this? I think you-”

“I already told you I’m fine.” he butted in weakly, “How many times am I going to have to repeat myself? Now come on…set me up.”

The setter’s brows furrowed. Right. And how many times was he going to lie?

This had to stop. Now.

“Are you seriously going to keep brushing this off?” Kageyama inquired in slight annoyance, exasperatedly gesturing his hand off to the side, “It’s obvious that something is wrong! You haven’t been acting like yourself all day!”

With a now open left hand, Kageyama counted off the day’s occurrences on his fingers.

“You were late to class, you kept dozing during lectures, you didn’t eat anything at lunch and spent the whole period in the bathroom, and you look like you're going to pass out. Look, I know Nationals are coming up and its important to get as much practice in as we can, but you don’t have to force yourself if-”

“Will you just shut up! I told you nothing’s wrong!”

Kageyama’s words came to halt, eyes widening upon Hinata’s back pedal. He certainly looked upset at the accusations, but it was confusing as to why. Was it possible that Hinata could be more stubborn than him? Perhaps. But this wasn’t the time nor the place to act as such.

“Hinata, you're acting childish. And I don’t want to sit here and argue with you when there’s clearly something not right! So just stop lying already!”

“....I’m not!”

“Bullshit!”

With a huff, Hinata turned around.

“I’m not doing this right now…” he said bitterly, “If you’re going to be a baka for the rest of practice then…then be my guest.”

Kageyama swallowed, “H-Hinata…”

“Hey, Tanaka, can you give me a few sets?”

Frozen in place, Kageyama watched with an unremembered outstretched hand as Hinata made his way over to the buzzed cut wing spiker, who gave him a wide grin.

“Sure thing my man! You got it!”

Kageyama’s teeth grit together in frustration.

Damn it.

This was bad.

If he didn’t stop them then-

“Alright, Hinata. Here it comes!”

Shit-!

Without thinking, Kageyama lunged forward.

“WAIT HINATA, TANAKA DON’T!”

It was too late.

There was nothing to do but watch the scene that Kageyama had interpreted happen right before his eyes.

His yell of warning had caused everyone’s attention to divert towards center court, all eyes on Hinata and Tanaka as the latter’s fingertips made contact with the volleyball, sending it into the air. It was a perfect set, but the ball was not Kageyama’s center of attention. He had his eyes on Hinata, watching as his legs carried him forwards towards the net, stopping for a mere moment before he catapulted himself into the air. The arch of his body, the leveling of his feet, even the way his arm was positioning was nothing short of perfection.

But it all disappeared in the blink of an eye.

It all happened so fast.

The way the ball flew to its peak.

How everyone’s actions came to a standstill.

How Kageyama’s voice echoed throughout the gym.

And the moment that Hinata fell to the ground.

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #shoyo hinata #kageyama #kagehina #sickfic #sick shoyo hinata #fluff #caretaking #arguing #hinata x kageyma #fanfiction

[karasimpno]

{Day 22} We Do Not Belong Together | Kageyama x Reader

Pairing: Kageyama Tobio x Gn!Reader

Genre: angst, breakup

WC: 1.2k

Warnings: established relationship, argument, end of relationship

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It’s because I understand that I left, that I am leaving — We Do Not Belong Together; Sunday In the Park With George (music and lyrics by Stephen Sondheim)

“Kageyama –”

“– and when Hinata told me that he was going to be in town next weekend I figured we’d at least go to the gym together if not –”

“Kageyama – ”

“ – head down to the courts to hit around for a bit. He was saying that he’d been practicing a—oh shoot, it’s getting late already. I should probably go ahead and go for my run. Are you staying fo– ”

“Tobio, please,” you cut him off. He stopped pacing, surprise that you were trying to get his attention apparent on his face. He looked at you quizzically, his dark cerulean eyes meeting yours.

Seeing the intense eyes you fell in love with, you stopped short, your words catching in your throat. You couldn’t look away. You took a deep breath, blinking hard and successfully resisting the urge to reach out to him. Static silence passed between you.

“Kageyama, I came over because I needed to talk to you,” you pushed forward, gathering all the courage you could. He was silent, listening. This was hard. Your eyes faltered a bit to his thin lips but you swallowed, your words coming quickly. “Kageyama I have to... I can’t do this anymore,” you breathed out.

He blinked twice, his face otherwise unmoving. You didn’t have to specify what you meant by “this.” “Us.” The past several weeks had been...rough, to say the least. He hadn’t been listening to you. He was gearing up for his next big tournament and you were a distraction. He hadn’t seen how you’d been hurting. You knew he cared. You knew he loved you. He just couldn’t stop himself. And you couldn’t do it anymore.

“No, no... Y/n, I don’t know what you’re talking about, let me go for my run and then we can do dinner – ” his words came out rushed but he wasn’t flustered. What you were saying wasn’t logical to him, so he rejected it and pivoted.

“Right. Go for your run,” you huffed, a little harsher than you meant. “Run away from me, just like you always do.” Your words hurt you just as much as they hurt him. You knew when you started dating Kageyama that his volleyball and athletic aspirations came first. And it was fine. You supported him at all his matches. You wore his jersey with pride and you boasted about everything he was doing on the international stage. You fell in love with him knowing that you were the #2 thing in his life and it was fine until it wasn’t. It was a slippery slope – the further you fell, the more you wanted from him. You weren’t sure when it happened but you stopped wanting to be only the second-best thing in his life.

“Kageyama.... Volleyball is more important to you than I am—than anyone is,” you gulped back your compulsion to tell him you ‘loved him, but –’. You forced down the instinct to tell him he was the most important thing in your life. “You don’t feel for me as deeply as I feel for you.”

“I—that’s not true, Y/n—I care about you. I—volleyball and you...it’s not that simple, I thought you understood—” he insisted, frustration beginning to grip his heart. He pushed his fingers through his hair.

“I can’t do it like this anymore, Kags,” you deflated. “It’s because I understand that I can’t... I want to mean more to you than volleyball. The way you are and the way I am... we don’t work anymore.” Your admission was soft but it hit him like a slap in the face. In spite of everything you were still the #2 thing in his life. He didn’t want to lose the second-most important thing to him. He didn’t want to lose you. But the damage had been done.

“Well then there’s nothing I can say, is there?” he chewed out, defensive anger sparking in his eyes, bleeding through the hurt swimming in them.

“Yes, Kageyama, there is!” you burst out, meeting him in his frustration. Your voice silenced him. God, he loved you so much. “You could tell me not to go! You could tell me I’m more important than volleyball, that you love me—tell me what you feel, you never tell me how...” you broke off, your voice getting stuck in your throat as it constricted with emotion. He was silent, his evident anger simmering below the surface. You’d had this part of the conversation before.

“Y/n you know... you know I don’t have the words, why...” he fumbled in a harsh whisper. It broke your heart. He looked sharply away from you, clamping his mouth shut. The angle of the tendon in his neck was only sharpened by the dark expression on his face – a cloudy mixture of anger, embarrassment, and hurt. You knew he was right; he wasn’t good with words. Never was. You were always the more vocal one—you showered him with praise after games, you told him why you loved him, you said I love you first. He still struggled saying it. Sometimes you wondered if he meant it when he did. But you could never replace volleyball in his life and that was the final nail in the coffin. He could not give you what you wanted.

You felt hot tears threatening to bubble over your lids and rapidly attempted to blink them away. You knew how much he hated seeing you cry. The air hung thick between the two of you. A car’s headlights passed through the front window of his apartment.

“I am what I do,” he bit out, “volleyball is who I am, and if you can’t accept that then...” his words stung more than you expected. You knew this about him. You knew. But you had to remind yourself that that was exactly why you were unhappy.

“Kageyama you...” you bit back your tendency to tell him all the wonderful things he couldn’t see about himself. You cleared your throat and took a breath before you started again, calmer this time. “You have everything you need.” You let the air settle a bit before enunciating your point: “you don’t need me.”

You looked at his face, hard as stone but eyes as incendiary as they ever were. You couldn’t tell if he understood.

“I...” you swallowed hard. “I have to be with someone who puts me first. That or... I have to be on my own. We could have...” You took one last hard look at his face and gently gathered your coat from the couch. “But no. We don’t belong together,” you walked to the front of the apartment, leaving Kageyama helpless and speechless behind you.

“Goodbye, Tobio,” your voice was firm and resolute as you opened the front door. You were able to resist the habitual I love you that always jumped to your lips, which was fortunate because the first thick tears of what would be a long cry had begun spilling down your face, out of Kageyma’s sight. The door slammed shut behind you.

A/n: I’m so sad this didn’t post the first time but STILL HAPPY BIRTHDAY KING!!! I love Kags so much and I know he’s such a George from Sunday in the Park... this is such a beautiful song and it breaks my heart every time I listen to it. There’s a beautiful sort of epilogue for these two characters called Move On that I also love and....if y’all like this enough maybe I’ll write a part two!! hbd kags!!!!!

taglist: @slutawara​ @musicgetsmeoutofbed​ @azo-musxas​ @tsumurai @ghostlydiamond135 @animeboysimppp @honeybunny-sawamura @harokat

#kageyama #kageyma tobio #kageyama x reader #kageyama angst #kageyama tobio x reader #25 days of ficmas #elle writes

[yemilnisu]

CONVENIENCE STORE

Synopsis: as kageyama was looking for the milk he was craving for, he came across a lovely convenience store owned who other than you.

Pairing: kageyama x fem!reader

Genre: fluff

Word Count: 1.3K

nisu entries:

a short and kinda rushed fanfic for the birthday boy! happy birthday, kageyama tobio!🥛♥️ i apologize if it’s too short🥴

Kageyama groaned in frustration as he noticed that the milk he was looking for was not in the fridge. With a glum look on his face, he walked out of the store and looked for a different store that may sell the milk he was craving.

He noticed an average-sized store and made his way there. He walked past this store a couple of times but never really visited it, being that the store he would regularly buy his necessities have everything he needs.

The setter had to admit that the interior was quite lovely, no wonder this was well-known between his schoolmates and a few people were inside.

Kageyama noticed a guy in front of the cashier and concluded that the fellow must be a regular customer since he was chatting with the female behind the counter. He didn't bother knowing who was who because that was not the reason he was there.

His dark blue eyes met a stock of milk carton he was looking for. He eagerly grabbed four of them and made a mental note that this store has plenty of them.

As he placed the items on the counter to pay for them. He met the sparkling eyes of the young lady in front of him. "You're Kageyama, right? Kageyama Tobio," she exclaimed. Flashing the sweetest smile the boy has ever seen.

He merely nodded before the girl starts rambling, "Oh, my gosh! Kageyama Tobio is in our shop! You're a member of Karasuno's boys' volleyball club, right? I've watched your matches! You guys were amazing! Oh, no. I'm so sorry for babbling!"

"No, no. It's fine," he chuckled. Normally, he would either try to stop the person from babbling or cut them off saying he needs to do other stuff but this time he wanted to hear it, he wanted to hear your rambles.

"I got a little excited," you giggled. "By the way, I'm Y/n. I don't know if you have heard of me but I'm from class 5," you stated as you gave him the plastic bag which contains the cartons of milk he purchased.

"Class 5? Then you must be smart," he mused, giving you the payment.

"Oh, no. I'm not," you wheezed. "Believe me, I don't even know how I got there," you confessed.

"I should probably get going," Kageyama stated as he glanced behind him. The next person in line was profusely glaring at him. He took a sip from the carton box and peered in your direction before leaving the store.

"Excuse me, do you know where Yachi is?" Hinata asked as a student from class 5 walked out of the room. "They don't know where's Yachi. I told you we'll start studying after practice or tomorrow," he complained. The guy in front of him didn't make any remark because his eyes were wandering everywhere like its looking for someone. "I told you she's not inside the classroom."

"Hmm," Kageyama hummed not paying attention to what the tangerine was saying.

"Oi!" Hinata smacked him in the head.

The setter tried to remain calm by shutting his eyes close and slowly turning his way to the middle blocker. "Do that again. I dare you," he smiled but his eyes say otherwise. The oblivious middle blocker did hit him again. "Why you, little!"

Hinata was quick on his feet and was able to dodge when Kageyama tried to hit him. He ran away as fast as he could from his scary teammate, running past the students that were in the hallway.

As Hinata swerved to the corner, Kageyama did too, he swerved to the side when a student walked out of the corner, but little did he know that there was another person that also walk out the corner. When he finally saw the girl, it was too late. They already collided with each other and fell on the floor.

Kageyama was on top of the girl and before making it awkward he quickly gets up. "I'm so sorry!" he apologized. He reached his hand out to help her stand up. "Y/n! I'm so sorry," and even a large amount of regret swallowing him when he found out who the person he bumped to.

"Ouch," you softly whimper.

"Bring her to the clinic, Kageyama!" Hinata shouted.

Kageyama being in a panic estate dragged you along the corridor and brought you to the clinic. The school's doctor checked you up and after knowing that you were alright, he scolds the first years, saying that it was dangerous to suddenly make you stand up after you just hit your head. Lucky for them the impact was not that strong so you were fine.

"No. You don't have to walk me home. Didn't the doctor said that I was fine, besides don't you have practice?" you said stopping the fellow in front of you from carrying your backpack.

"Yes, he did, but he also said to take primarily precaution," he acknowledged, successfully stealing the bag from your grasp. "I do, but it's not like Daichi-san will let me practice if I didn't walk you home," he sighed.

He remembered how Daichi wouldn't even let him take one step into the gym. He didn't know how the captain knew the incident, but he probably heard it from the other students since rumors can easily spread inside Karasuno, likewise the vice principal's wig incident.

Kageyama thought that maybe Hinata told Daichi but he quickly scratched the thought off since if the latter did he will also be walking you home because he was the one Kageyma was chasing.

"Oh, no. Did I get you in trouble? I'll go talk to Daichi-san, right now!" you affirmed. You were already making your way to the volleyball gym but you soon come to a halt, when Kageyama held your wrist and dragged you out of the school premises.

"Let's just get you home," he sternly said. You gave in and led the way to your house.

"So this is my house. If you hurry, I think you can still catch up to your practice," you advised.

"Y/n-chan~" a female voice called out then the door opened. "Oh, who's this friend of yours. Wait, you're the cute customer that would always go to the store to either buy milk or yogurt and would stay for a while," she divulged.

You took notice of Kageyama's cheeks, it had a hue of pink and you took this as he was embarrassed. "He's a friend of mine. Can you wait inside, thanks!" you shoved your sister back inside and slamming the door shut before she can complain.

"Sorry, that was my older sister. She can be quite talkative sometimes," you admitted. "Uh, I didn't know you would regularly come to the shop."

You thought that the time he went there was a one-time thing since his house and the store was a few blocks away. Also, the fact that there's a closer convenience store around their block.

"Uh, yeah. The, uh, the convenience store I would normally go to doesn't sell the milk I want," he stuttered. He didn't know why he felt a bit embarrassed telling you that he's practically obsessed with dairy products.

"Are you talking about the milk you bought that day?" you asked. You were talking about the day you met him at the store.

"Yeah," he shyly replied.

"I could just deliver one when were at school, so you don't have to walk all the way here. Just tell me when you want one," you offered.

"It's fine. You don't have to. Besides, this is my route every time I jog so it's not a bother plus I like visiting your store," he complimented. He found it weird how he could casually compliment you since he wasn't the type to give compliments daily.

"Aww! Thanks, I'm glad you liked the store. My mom let me and my sister design it. But seriously, I don't mind delivering some milk to you at school," you thought that maybe he was shy to make you deliver milk to him so you insisted once more because it was obvious how he likes those dairy products.

"If you insist, deliver one every day."

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[suunnysyde]

Incorrect x reader haikyuu quotes

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I’m doing here a shitpost of a few I find on the internet. I don’t own any of these and if you do find the owners please tell me and ill add the credit. ( also inspired by @exhausted-smiles )

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(Y/N) : The food is too hot, I can’t eat it. Kuroo : You’re too hot and I still want to eat you (Y/N) : What - Kenma: Lunch. One peaceful lunch, just one.

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Kuroo: How’d the date go?

Kenma : I wanted to compliment them. Tell them they had a wonderful smile and all that. Kuroo: What happened? Kenma: They smiled at me and I said ’You had eyes’

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(Aged so its not underage)

Nishinoya : How drunk was I last night? (Y/N) : You called milk cereal water.

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Kageyma, opening a milk carton : I’m going to drink my sorrows away.

Tanaka: What happened

Nishinoya: (Y/N)-san was busy.

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(Y/N): You’re smiling, did something good happen today?

Tsukkishima: I can’t smile because I feel like it?

Yamaguchi: Hinata tripped and fell during practice today,

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(Y/N): I can’t believe were stuck in this room together

Yamamoto, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

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Tsukki: The glass is half empty.

(Y/N): I think the glass is half full.

Tsukki: I think you’re full of shit.

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Kenma: Can you do the thing?

(Y/N): Hm? What thing?

Kenma: The thing that never fails to make me happy

(Y/N): Oh.

(Y/N): *smiles*

Kenma: Thank you.

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Lev: It’s really muggy out today.

(Y/N): If I go outside and all our mugs are on the front lawn, I’m going to kill you.

Lev: * sips coffee from a bowl *

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(Y/N): If you work on farm and your job is to take care of the chickens, you are a chicken tender

Ushijima, eyes wide staring up at the ceiling:

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(Y/N): Today, I lost my boyfriend, and your captain, Daichi.

Daichi, from the other room: QUIT TELLING PEOPLE IM DEAD

(Y/N): Sometimes, I can still hear his voice

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( aged again ) (Y/N), drunk at 2am: Snakes have this thing called a hemipenis, it means they have two dicks.

Kuroo, equally drunk: Nao from Nohebi has two dicks

Kuroo: One is in his pants, and one is his personality

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(Y/N): *putting on chapstick*

Kageyama: What flavor is that?

(Y/N): Cherry

Kageyama: Can I try some

(Y/N): Yeah *hands over the chapstick*

Kageyama: *kisses (Y/N)* Holy shit, it tastes like Cherry

*(Y/N).exe has stopped functioning*

( part two )

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[storymaker-14]

Our Weird Love

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Word count: 1159

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Kageyma x FEM! y/n

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Pov: you

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Hey guys! This is part 2 to Kageyma x FEM! y/n, hope you like it!

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Part 1 is here.

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Into: When you get to the gym where Karosuno was having their practice math with Nekoma you start to feel uneasy and wonder “What if they don’t like me and ask me to leave?” but you shake the thought out of your head when Suga calls you over and ask you to spike one of his sets.

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As I walked over the butterflies in my belly were going crazy. It didn’t help that Nekoma was just looking at me and talking. “Hey suga, what's up?” sugas warm smile helped ease my nerves. “Sorry to bother you but I was wondering if you could spike a set for me? Your spikes are always good practice!” This brings me back to a time when I was a player for my former team. I will admit when they ask me to spike for them it always seems to lift my mood up, which makes me wonder if Suga noticed how uneasy I was and called me to spike for him to calm me down. And if he did I wouldn’t be surprised, just glad he did. After hitting a few of Suga spike I notice that Nekoma had been watching me much closer than they were before. “Hey Suga. . I think I’m gonna go back to watch.” I saw Suga’s smile drop for a bit but then he picked it back up, “sure cya y/n!” he waved as I walked away. And just like that the match started, Nekoma was ahead of them by 2 points at the beginning but Karasuno got those points back not too soon after. It went like this for a little bit until Nekoma started gaining more and more points over karasuno. But just like that Karasuno lost the game I was kinda sad but I mostly understood what had happened. Daichi had told me about them and how they analyzed their opponents. I found it hard to believe at first but now that I've seen it for myself I understand what he meant now. “Let's go again!” I was snapped out of my thoughts by Hinata demanding a rematch which made me laugh a bit. I looked for Kageyama but he was right in front of me bowing which surprised me the most and kinda got me flustered, “I’m sorry we lost. We will beat them next time.” I wasn’t too sure what to say but I thought the best aproce would be to just lay my hand on his head and say, “I’m sure you will. Now go and win for e Kags!” for some reason I wasn’t shy or flustered. I was more happy that Kageyma was being foreword I guess. I wasn’t too sure why though. The room went kinda silent after I said that, which made me panic a bit, but Kagyema rose after that, nodded and went back to the rest of the team. And just like that another game started. I was distracted by Kiyoko tapping memon the shoulder, “Y/n, thank you.” I turned to face her and just tilted my head. “Huh, why?” she then smiled at me , “What you did for Kageyma, you seemed to have done for all of them. They seemed to have been up-set about the loss but their moods were boosted after you said that.” I was confused until I started noticing it. They were trying harder, even harder than they were before. But I wonder was it really because of me? I just kept watching them until they barely won the game. I was happy for the win and so were they. I went over to Kageyma first “good job kags! I knew you all could do it!” he didn’t say anything for a bit but just looked at me surprised “t-thanks.” I saw Tsukishima and Yamaguchi whisper something to each other. I guess Kageyama did too because he turned around and started yelling at them while I just laughed. ‘Did you see me y/n?! I scored the last point! I did good right?!” I didn’t get a chance to laugh because Hinita was right there jumping all around me talking about the game. “Ya you did great Shoyo!” The rest of the team came together to talk about the game as we all left.

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“You coming y/n?” I looked over at Yamaguchi and Tsukishima who were standing by the door, I smiled and waved for them to go on without me “I’ll be there soon!” I saw Yamaguchi smile and walk off with Tsukishima. I continued to gather my things when I left someone hovering over me. “Your y/n correct?” I looked up it was one of the Nekoma players. “Uh, ya do you need something?” I tried my best to show I was’ intimidated even though I kinda was. He wasn’t smiling but had just a kinda blank face. “I’m Kuroo, sorry to interrupt you packing up but could we talk for a bit?” I didn’t know what he wanted to talk about, “sure?” I stood up and followed him outside the gym. “Are you Kageymas girlfriend?” I was stunned by his brod question. “Eh-” I just stood there blank faced. “I have never seen him go up to one person alone and apologize for a loss. And no one reacted that way when he apologized.” He was being serious. “I-I’m not his girlfriend. We're just close I guess.” That wasn’t a lie, I feel like I go to him for most things nowadays. Kuroo just tilted his head and lifted an eyebrow, “alright then I have to go so cya around y/n '' he patted my head as he walked away which sent shivers down my spine. I went back to the gym and kept packing up. When I had finished I left and saw everyone waiting for me by the bus. “Hey y/n! What took you so long?” I just gave Noya a blank, slightly annoyed face, “I was packing up, but sorry for making you guys wait.” I got on the Bus and sat in the back with Kageyama and Hinata. We started driving hoping Hinata would’ throw up again but if he did it wouldn’t be on me or Kags. We were both just in the corner huddled together. Being so close to Kageyma made my heart pond. Our hands were so close. I wanted to hold his hand but I also didn’t want to be weird so I just looked away sadly. “Tch.” I heard Kageyma but right before I could look at him he grabbed my hand. I just stated where I was as I felt my face get hot. And we stayed like that for the rest of the ride back.

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Hope you guys enjoyed <3

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[pipsqueak1507]

Someone please show these to 1st year Tsukki, I'd love to see the fucker cringe because of his younger self loool

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