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sippingonhottea · 9 months

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*sif and Loki standing under a tree as they wait for the rain to stop in midgard*

Sif : oh wow,today's weather looks just like you.....shitty.

Loki : the forecast did say things would get really wet today....I'm pretty sure that's a first for you.

Sif : oh,yes. Several inches of rain.I've heard,could you imagine that?more than one inch?

Loki : you know? I think I'm having trouble imaging. Maybe if you moved a little into an ongoing traffic. Maybe the world and I would have the peace and quiet to invasion such a thing.

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Tony: *panicking* What the fuck are you two doing?

Y/N: *smiling like an idiot* We're blooping Tones, he loves it, look! Y/N: *continues poking Lokis's blue cheeks while saying 'bloop' with each poke*

Tony: *screaming* He's a fucking Ice-Giant Y/N! He's dangerous! *tries to come towards you*

Loki: *stretches one of his long arms out to keep Tony from coming too close to the both of you and growls*

Y/N: He's not dangerous, protective maybe but he would never hurt me.

Y/N: *uses hands to squish Lokis cheeks and make his face look funny and squished together*

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1luna1lovegood1 · 2 years

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Peter: *sneaking into his room wearing spidersuit at 5 am*

May, sitting on peter's desk: excuse me whERE WERE YOU?

Peter: I was working with Mr Stark!

Tony, turning on the light: Try again.

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super-marvel-dc · 22 days

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Y/N: When I was a kid, Eddie told me that the paper strip that’s in the chocolate kisses were edible and I ate them with the chocolate for a year.

Venom: THEY ARE!

Y/N: FOR REAL?

Eddie: No! Why did you fall for it again?

Venom: I EAT THE WHOLE WRAPPER!

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40sjoyner · 6 months

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Coulson: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning.

Daisy: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless.

Coulson:

Coulson: Daisy,we've talked about this-

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checkingoutforheroes · 1 year

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Bath bomb.

Natasha: I saw Fury almost smile earlier. Your mission went well I guess.

Y/n: Tell that to my sore body.

Natasha: You'll get use to it.

Yelena: She's right. It's like your what 4th/5th mission. You have a lot more.

Wanda: Also you have to take a bath.

Y/n: ya ya.. I'll take a shower.

Wanda: No. Not shower, a bath.

Y/n: Fine... Yelena, can I borrow your bath bomb in your bathroom? No offence Wanda, yours are good but I like the smells.

Yelena: I have a bath bomb? I never knew that. Okay, I'll send it to your room.

....

Yelena: Here's your bomb. I still don't know why you like it though. Catch.

Y/n: YELENA WTF! WTF YELENAAA!

Wanda: what's going on?

Natasha: What happens?

Y/n: Its a BOMB! RUuuuunnnn~

Natasha: I can't defuse it. No time. Wanda, to the sky!

Wanda throws Y/n's bathtub out of the wall: You guys okay?

Natasha: Why do you have a bomb in your bathroom?!

Yelena: She asked my bomb! I gave her my bomb!

Y/n: BATH. BATH BOMB Yelena! Not a freaking BOMB!

Tony burst in: Why is a bath tub exploded in my lawn?! What happens to your wall??!! Gosh, it's just Tuesday.

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ireblongstuff · 1 year

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Incorrect Quotes #7

*Peter and Y/N sitting in jail together* Y/N: So who should we call? Peter: I’d call Gamora, but I feel safer in jail.

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https://incorrect-quotes-generator.neocities.org/

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thelastwordsofthecrazy · 2 months

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Right where you left me

I've already left the restaurant but sometimes when it's dark I sit back and wonder, was I ever supposed to be at the restaurant? Was that seat ever meant for me in the first place? What about the food we ate together the laughs we shared the songs we sang were they ever meant to be with me? Or was I just there for the time being until someone better came along

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dearlawdimasimp · 2 years

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Incorrect Qoutes w/ the moon bois and reader ft. Layla bc im bored and i wanted to write something but cant bc writer's block so here u go JAHSHAHSHA

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Ynaguinid/Reader: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.

Jake: This knife is actually a magic wand.

Khonshu: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.

Marc: *cocks gun* Magic missile.

Layla: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

~🌛~

Reader: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Jake: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Steven: Socks are Feetie Heaties

Khonshu: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Jake: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Steven: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Khonshu: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Marc, annoyed: You are disappointments.

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Steven: Are we really going to let Reader keep Khonshu?

Marc: We kept Jake.

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Steven: What does 'take out' mean?

Reader: Food.

Marc: Dating

Jake: Murder

Khonshu: IT CAN MEAN ALL THREE IF YOU'RE NOT A COWARD.

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KAHSHHAHSHSH all of these are from randomly selected Incorrect Qoutes generator and not my own- hope this made you at least smile bc these lightened up my mood 💞💞

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creative-caramel-coffee · 10 months

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Nat: Yelena why is peter drunk?

Yelena: ok it was only half my fault.

Peter: if the sky is up and we say whats up but we live on the ground and people say are you down-

Nat: peter be quiet. yelena care to explain

yelena: so you know how you said i couldnt walk around the compound drinking vodka from the bottle all the time?

Nat: yes… oh god what did you do

yelena: i put it in a waterbottle but how was i supost to know it was peters school waterbottle

Nat: HE DRANK IT AT SCHOOL?!

yelena: lets just say its a good thing we changed tonys info to mine so the school rang me instead

peter: yelenas the best-est-est ever. dad cant know i got drunk.

yelena: *snorts* thanks kid

Peter: *shoots a thumbs up before tripping over the couch and falling asleep*

Nat: Tonys gonna kill you when he finds out

yelena: it’ll be worth it for the blackmail photos *puts sunglasses and draws on peter’s face*

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ashtheashtray · 1 year

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His name is David

Eli: wait so when i was gone, you guys TRAVELED THE MULTIVERSE, FOUGTH A INTERDIMENSIONAL PARASITE, got like four new teammates and tommy is dating a mutant now. Loki: excuse me? a mutant? he has a name. Eli: right, what´s his name again? Loki: Loki : something with an S

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sippingonhottea · 7 months

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Loki: By the way before I go Tony check your pocket :)

Tony: Lo-

Loki: *teleport away before he could finish*

Tony:*sighs and check his pocket. It appears Loki stole nothing but there is a small paper inside in there now which reads"Lol, I don't steal from broke ppl dw <3"*

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fruityspaceboy · 1 year

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Loki: *whispers* Future Husband say what. Y/N: *confused* What? Loki: *screeching internally*

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1luna1lovegood1 · 6 months

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Bucky: OK, who has experience with a kid that thinks he can save the world singlehandedly?

Avengers:

Bucky: Now everybody shut up and let me handle Peter.

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super-marvel-dc · 1 year

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Steve, to Bucky: How did you lose Y/N at a military base?!

Bucky: I don't know! One second they're here and the next they're gone!

Steve: I thought you put the leash on them so this wouldn't happen?!

Bucky: I did, but they chewed through it!

König, walking into the room: *Waves* hello!

Bucky, and Steve still arguing: *Without looking at König* hello.

Y/N, hanging upsidedown off of König: Hi guys, look what I found!

Steve, and Bucky: *Stops arguing and stars at Y/N in disbelief*

Y/N: Can we keep him? He's adorable!

König: *Blushes*

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40sjoyner · 6 months

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Daisy: As my father figure and mentor Phil coulson once said: get fucked.

Coulson: I have never once said that.

Daisy: I can read between the lines.

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