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sunnysideprincess · 6 months
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Tony Stark was a wizard well known to attract trouble with the divine. First it was Loki, who had been enraged that a mere mortal couldn't be enchanted by him. Then it was Thor when Tony cursed his brother to erupt in painful boils if he dared to step on Earth. After, it was Steven drenched head to toe in swamp water—which was very reasonable on Tony's part because the flame keeper's tantrum was hurting his largest batch of hibiscus. Though he was willing to admit there had been a slight misunderstanding due to Natasha and Fury's mingled cunning. There was also Tiberus Stone, a minor deity of an abandoned mountain, who sought Tony's land and thought the best way to do it was to flood the lower plains and destroy an entire settlement. The less it was said about how many mortals and immortals he had pissed off was better. Though the incident did gain Tony his Rhodeybear, a furious looking cloud Elf and it did mellow Steven, who now went by Steve of all names.
Coming to the present, there was a wolf blocking his way. Its fur gleaming silver like the frost and eyes glittering greys and blues like a budding storm. Tony had been warned about it. Once a hell demon going by the name of Winter Soldier, now he was seated at the council of gods as the White Wolf.
Not currently of course. Not when he was prowling around Tony in a way that wasn't unlike a predator circling a prey. A slightly difficult situation, considering Tony was all out of mana after destroying the Hydra beast lurking near a demigod settlement and his spare arc was in the carriage with little miss Wanda. He was bleeding and exhausted, hungry and stumbling.
He was a great wizard. The best. But he was also a mortal in dire need of the comforts of his home.
So he was caught unaware when a drop of his blood touched the ground, when the wolf took a deep breath and lunged, disappearing into a blur. And Tony, who was too busy in trying keep his body upright, yelped when his world tilted and he ended up facing the maw of the beast.
"Alright, that's it," he growled, pulling his only faintly glowing arc out of his pocket. "Get off, frost fleabag, before I push you—hheeek!"
He would never admit it, not even under the threat of drowning, that he squeaked like a squirrel when he felt the icy tip of the wolf's nose diving into the crook of his neck. He would also never tell of how the soft exhale which cast ice crystals over his skin made his cheeks heat in a way no mortal or immortal had ever known to or how he shivered when he felt the scrape of tongue over his skin.
"Bucky, no!"
The wolf jumped back, its teeth bared and eyes slanted in annoyance. Tony was quick to scramble up and plant his back against the nearest stump of tree, wondering why in the world was Steve marching down towards the wolf like it was a runaway dog and why in the world was the White Wolf sniffing and licking Tony.
"What in the seven heavens are you doing?"
The wolf huffed out a challenging breath then growled at the god, before tilting its head towards Tony.
"Absolutely not! No," Steve growled, erupting in his usual bright blue fames. "You know it is forbidden."
"What is," Tony voiced out loud, gathering the attention of the two divines. A flicker of annoyance washed over him, reminding him just why Gods were the most terrible of all immortal brethren. They were brutish, vicious and above all, thought they were entitled to every man's respect. "I wish to know exactly why your friend—is he not—decided to jump a weary travelling wizard?" He gave himself pause to fix his posture, then added a snide "your ever-unfrozen highness" for good measure.
The wolf huffed out a —laugh? It cast a smug look towards Steven then licked its teeth in a slow teasing reminder of what it had tasted on Tony.
Tony, like any respectable wizard, ignored the heat and tingles rising up his spine and crossed his arms.
"Well?"
"He's Bucky."
"Oh my—is he your pet? How very scandalous, your lordship! Does the heaven know about it? Does my godmother know about it? Who, may I remind you, you have pledged your eternally beating heart to."
"Tony," Steve sighed, his flames flickering back to a more manageable size. "No. He's not—He is my friend. And he, uh..."
The wolf snorted and much to Tony's everlasting surprise, Steve's flames came back roaring.
"Shift back to your humane form then, I'm not willing to be your translator for the night!"
"What are you—"
The place where the wolf was standing erupted in a flurry of snow and wind. And Tony watched, fascinated and already itching to try and create a spell which could mimic the flare of it all, as the air cleared.
The wolf was gone, and instead there was a man, almost as tall as Steven. His hair belowed with the wind, reaching past his chin in waves that would make the travelling Sphinx jealous. His left arm, bless Tony's luck, was completely encased in ice and carrying a scythe made of Wakandan moon stone. A greedy part of Tony wondered if he could somehow detach it from the god and keep it for himself, which was immediately smothered by the memory of his mama chastising him for being spoiled.
As if sensing his appreciation, the wolf-god-man bared his teeth-his fangs into a roguish smile and spoke with a deep rumble which clouded the air with a sudden chill.
"I am here to declare wizard Anthony Edward Stark as my beloved consort. And I wish for him to be seated with me in the highest council of gods."
So there you have it.
Tony Stark was a wizard well known to attract trouble with the divine. But this just might be one of a kind.
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Steve: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out
Avengers: *struggle into a big group hug*
Tony: Who took my wallet?
Y/N: Sorry
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romanoffshouse · 1 year
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Tony: Now let's say you haven't eaten for days and you're in desperate need of a sandwich. What do you do?
Y/N: I walk over to Natasha and have her make me a sandwich.
Tony: Okay, yes. But Natasha isn't here.
Y/N: Where's Natasha?
Tony: It's not important where she is. She left the country.
Y/N: She left the country? Why? Is she okay?
Tony: Yes, she's fine.
Y/N: Well, if she's fine I don't see why she couldn't make me a sandwich.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Steve: Let’s just hug it out. Come on, hug it out.
Everyone: [struggles into a group hug]
Tony: Who took my wallet?
Y/N: Sorry.
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funkylittlebidiot · 4 months
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Harley: please! You HAVE to remember Peter! He’s really annoying and talks too much and his friends are always in our business for some reason- but he’s your son and my brother!
Stephen: it’s okay, Harley, we believe you.
Tony: You really love him, huh?
Harley: yeah! And you guys love him too!
Peter: Most of the time more than him!
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xenocorner · 1 year
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Small sketch page of some of my marvel blorbos ;; Couldn't fit all of them in it nor had the time but hey I got the itch scratched kinda
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xiaoming56 · 5 months
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can you draw Tony and Stephen dress as Santa? :3
Woah how long has this been in my inbox? Sry for the late reply i never check my inboxes but hopefully this shall make up for it!😅 enjoy!
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Also bonus mini comic cos i had a brainwave while drawing this at 3 am last night
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under-loch-n-key · 8 months
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I saw a really cute drawing on Pinterest of a family base and I immediately got inspiration to draw it for my Ironstrange Fanfic on A03, one of which I still need to complete. The picture is a work in-progress but I think it's cute so far. I'm just posting a bunch of work on here to get my stuff out there. So, don't mind me. Lol.
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mickroryapologist · 1 year
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The Flash Secret Files and Origins #2
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revwatts · 2 months
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I was thinking about a marvel and Harry Potter crossover. I mean not exactly but yes. That. Like where the characters are from Marvel but the whole universe is the wizarding world from HP books. I like the thought of that. Idk why?
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Tony: Peter is on your team? What’d you do? Bribe him?
Y/N: No, of course not. It was more like blackmail
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diaryoflife · 2 years
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[Peter visiting the Avengers after school]
Peter: And lesson number two is about genies that live in a lamp. And they are the con artists of the wizard world.
Y/N: I thought they were supposed to grant you three wishes.
Sam, nodding: They do, but they take your wish and they twist it around into something you wish you never wished for.
Tony, rubbing his goatee in thought: Is Y/N a genie?
*everyone laughs*
Y/N: *looks at Tony with an emotionless face*
Natasha, tilting her head: …That kind of makes sense.
Y/N, to Natasha: You’re my girlfriend! Even if it makes sense, you can’t just agree with Tony… It’ll make him more annoying.
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underburningstars · 9 months
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blood in coffee 22
(Part 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26,27,28,29,30,31)
for @jegulus-microfic prompt kitchen, wc 207
James wakes up slowly. He feels Regulus' cold body snuggled into him. He nuzzles into Regulus' hair and sighs contently. Yesterday was extremely draining for both of them, both emotionally and physically. 
The sudden attack of the hunters completely caught them off guard and they had to hide as fast as possible. And although James has tried to talk Regulus out of it, he still feels guilty about the hunters targeting James. He, personally, thinks it’s a load of bullshit. 
Regulus has absolutely no contribution to the hunters’ crappy personalities. They are annoying without any egging from Regulus. 
James carefully detangles himself from Regulus to go to the kitchen. They’re both hungry and for Regulus to drink blood, James must first eat a full breakfast. But finding the kitchen turns out to be harder than escaping the damn hunters. 
The mansion is so ridiculously big that no matter which corridor James enters he can’t find the kitchen. After a while, he gives up and resigns to the fact that he is lost. He just needs to wait for Regulus to wake up and come find him. 
He’s lounging in one of the many sitting rooms when he hears someone step into the room. 
“So you’re James, huh?”
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incorrectquotesmcu · 6 months
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Natasha: Bruce is on your team? What did you do, bribe him?
Tony: No. Of course not. It was more like blackmail.
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xenocorner · 1 year
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I have no idea what the current rules are for suggestive stuff on Tumblr but here. Have a self indulgent quick sketch thing because I do not see nearly enough needy Stephen art around orz
Hopefully this doesn't get flagged or whatever it is tumblr does to posts. I mean it's not like you can see anything so it should be good???
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Dragon Magazine #242 Cover Art by Tony DiTerlizzi
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