#you know that meme that goes 'this is what it's like to do math homework with your dad'

[aangarchy]

I binged heartstopper s2 through work yesterday and i have Things To Say but i'll just start with this: i hc that Nick has dyscalculia

Listen when he opened his maths exam and instead of equations or diagrams he saw a bunch of squiggles which messed with his head is such an accurate portrayal of what it's like to do math with dyscalculia. Not as in they actually become squiggles but more as in it feels like you're looking at a foreign language and no matter how hard you try you cannot make sense of it.

Personally i can do simple sums but anything more than that and it just stops making sense. At a certain point you don't even know what you're calculating anymore and you get extremely frustrated with yourself. And when you talk to others about it usually they'll be like "oh yeah i get it i hate math too" but the thing is, i actually enjoy math and it's really satisfying when it works. But for me the issue is that more often than not i end up confused before i can even solve it. I don't hate math i just genuinely can't do it.

Dyscalculia is such an unknown learning disorder. A friend of mine did her thesis on learning and behavioral disorders for youth in prisons, and she made the remark that no matter how hard she looked she could barely find any research papers to use in her thesis on dyscalculia. All of it was dyslexia, adhd and the like. Each time people ask i have to explain what dyscalculia is, and each time they go "oh you don't know your multiplication tables? That's kind of silly" and it truly grinds my gears. This impacts my daily life immensely. A cashier will hand me my change and i just have to trust they're correct because i cannot count that fast. When i ask someone for the time and they just show me their analog watch in response i want to bite their hand off, bonus points if that watch has roman numbers. There's several tasks that take me way longer than it should at work because i get lost in calculating the price for something simple,

Anyway, Nick has dyscalculia 2023 and i will not take no for an answer.

#you know that meme that goes 'this is what it's like to do math homework with your dad' #that was daily life for me #my parents tried to drill the multiplication tables into me and no matter what my brain just would not budge #i don't have analog clocks in my house bc it takes me longer to read them #if you ask me any simple sum and you catch me off guard with it i'll start crying lmaooo #heartstopper #heartstopper s2 #heartstopper spoilers #heartstopper tv #heartstopper netflix #nick nelson #kit connor #alice oseman #osemanverse #hs #netflix #heartstopper season 2

[rose-tea-and-strawberries]

Yuu just chilling at work before her shifts starts, snarking at max -because that is Teenage Communication- as they both finish off some homework, "I will give my left kidney for any of my homework assignments to have an actual connection to the lesson or up coming test you know?" Max, near tearing his hair out Donald duck rage style, "dear God yes". (Adult staff: confused concern noises)

I like to think that sometimes Yuu and Max do their homework together because, since Max goes to a normal school, his homework reminds her of home and she finds comfort in the familiarity of wanting to die every time you open a maths textbook. She can't really help him though because she's a 16 year old first year with Ace and Deuce and he's 18/19 but her moral support is appreciated.

Like yeah, she finds it interesting to learn animal languages and potions and alchemy and stuff but it is a bit overwhelming coming into this with no background whatsoever.

Those two would so take advantage of being the only teenagers in the staff by making so many self-deprecating jokes and having fatalistic humour (sometimes Donald's nephews join in). The staff are used to this. Sometimes Professor Von Drake/a Disney character that's familiar with the subject helps them out.

(No but like imagine Yuu having Merlin and Yen Sid for help with her magic homework or Ursula, Yzma and Queen Grimhilde when she's struggling with potions like that would be awesome)

Also, I truly believe that Mickey Mouse is internet fluent. Like, sure he's been around for like 90 years but he is well immersed in modern culture. He sometimes plays video games in his free time and can quote any meme or vine without even blinking. He acts like he doesn't know what slang is just to see others squirm.

Mickey Mouse: One bonus of being An Adult/Icon is grossly misusing modern slang on purpose and watching the young staff members cry inside. A fine example: the other day I pointed at a passing car and, while looking at Max right in the eye, went “Man is that poggers or what huh?” and the look on his face was something I will treasure for years.

Lilia approves.

#house of mouse au #twisted wonderland #twst #twst yuu #fem yuu #asks

[forsehuns]

NCT DREAM—and little things they’d do as your boyfriend

MARK would be the type of boyfriend to help you with your homework, be it maths, physics or chemistry. He’d be the first person to call you and ask how your presentation went and bring you out to celebrate on the days you ace your tests. Mark would definitely boast about how his s/o was the smartest out of the two of you in the relationship.

His leo pride might not allow him to express that out loud (especially to someone like donghuck) but with you he feels like it’s worth his pride and a lot more

When you catch a cold, RENJUN somehow knows. It’s like a psychic thing, except less magic-y and more of a, as he likes to call it, a soulmate thing. Renjun goes full on Nanny McPhee mode when he realises you feel even the slightest bit under the weather. You want hot soup? Got it. Feel like lighting the candles? On it too. Need to get groceries for the week? Consider it done

He’s got a knack for taking care of you to the point where you’ve got to tell the man to relax. I doubt he’ll listen, but it’s worth the try (>_>)

JENO and his love for your thighs are unmatched. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was adamant on getting his drivers license just because you once said it was cute how guys rest their hand on their girlfriends thigh while driving. On normals days, wherever you guys are, he’s got his hand on your thigh. Chenle’s called jeno out during their night out with the guys, realisation dawning upon him. “I do that? Me? Jeno Lee? Are you sure though…”

If anything, it becomes a more noticeable occurrence after that revelation. You’ve got chenle to thank for that by the way(^_-)‼︎

HAECHAN always always always makes a playlist for your trips together. And they’re oddly specific too! It varies from “Saturday morning run with the loml” to “songs for when I want to imagine a future where her and I wake up Christmas morning to the sound of Ricky Nelson playing in the background and our kids and Doberman puppy are waiting to open their presents,”. Like I said, incredibly oddly specific.

He’d never tell you this, but once when he was making a playlist for when the two of you wanted to repaint the dorm door, he got a storage limitation warning. He had to unfortunately delete videos from his ‘Renjun blackmailing material’ album. It’s okay though! You humming to the music he picked is enough compensation for it╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

JAEMIN and his infatuation with your hair is at times…. Concerning. No matter what you’re doing, if you’re at arms reach, you bet his finger is curled around one strand of your hair. He’s even made an initiative to learn more braids. Because to him, “the basic braid doesn’t do justice to your hair!(・Д・)ノ”

You couldn’t lie though, his fingers could work wonders. The pressure he put into soothing your scalp after a long day of classes did more to ease your body than any herbal tea or mediation technique. You’d sometimes joke about how he might’ve been a hairdresser in his past life to which he replied with a simple chuckle and a shake of the head. “I’m doing it as practice for when we have a daughter,” he wants to say, but he stops himself. You’ll know one day.

Everyone paints CHENLE as this very materialistic guy, but to me I feel like he’d be the type to view sentimental value above all else when it comes to his significant other. That is, if he’s comfortable enough to be vulnerable with you. One way of doing this, as odd as it sounds, is sending you memes and adding a text saying “us” or “u lol” under it. Don’t be fooled though! It’s not cliche stock photo couple memes.

He views you as his best friend. So of course he’s gonna consistently send you posts he finds on instagram. Though the frequency of these posts have increased tenfold, he blames it on everything conveniently reminding him of you. Who’s gonna tell him….

At the beginning of your relationship, JISUNG was always a nervous wreck. This would result in his hands getting all clammy and wet. It frustrated him to no end. He had finally built up the courage to hold hands with you but somehow god just found a way to intervene. So instead, he made a bold move to place his hand on your shoulder.

This made it all the more easier for him to steer you into the further part of the walkway from the road. He sees you as someone he has to protect. So naturally, he finds himself subconsciously placing his arms over your shoulder, no matter where you guys are.

#nct 127 #nct dream #nct headcanons #nct reactions #jisung #chenle #jaemin #lee jeno #mark lee #renjun #kpop reactions #nct angst #nct fluff

[sodadrabbles]

Could you do a one shot like sisterinnit and littleboo but with Wilbur (always more)? I'm in love with what you wrote, I'm so glad I found your writings! I am French so sorry if there are any mistakes

MMM WILBUR CONTENT All the food we’ve been getting from his bandmate’s insta has me once again swooning I missed him Mr. Soot Hand Over The Fucking Gender. Rn.

Pairing: Wilbur x sibling!Reader (gender-neutral!)

Rating: WIMBLR SOUP FLUFF GETS ITS OWN LEVEL OF SOFT

Summary: What it’s like to be the little sibling of popular Twitch streamer Wilbur Soot!

Overprotectice with a capital O.

You're quit a bit younger than him, about 15, so he feels the need to look out for you and keep you safe

Wanna see boys? He's gotta meet em first. Make sure they're right for you.

Same goes with girls. Big brother Will has to meet them first.

Usually over dinner and he likes most people you meet.

But sometimes he sees a few bad apples and nearly fist fights them over the mashed potatoes.

You're never one to argue with Wilbur's judgement of other people, he's met and loved so much. You trust him.

HE TEACHES YOU GUITAR

After you two get home from school he has you play some guitar with him, obviously the first thing he teaches you after the basics is how to play his songs. No doubt.

He also lets you onto stream a lot!

He’s your legal guardian, so of course you’re in his apartment quite often, especially on weekends. 

You just pop up in his streams at the most random times. 

Literally the Office meme of Dwight yelling “fuck” because he got surprised

You just appear behind him and it scares the crap out of him

GEOGUESSR STREAMS TOGETHER OH MY GOD

Usually involves you staring at him with the most confused face while he rambles about architecture and city layout because how does he know all this what the fuck

Finally, late night guitar streams/homework streams

When it’s like 2 in the morning for you two, so you just sit with him on stream while he helps with your homework, or he teaches you some new cords for the guitar.

It’s his personal favorite thing you two do- Gentle quiet in the middle of the night, playing songs or bullying math problems.

#mcyt x reader #dream smp x reader #dsmp x reader #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot x you #wilbur soot x y/n #request #anon #headcanons

[regrettablewritings]

Look, if it helps y’all feel any better, try imagining Actor AU.

Personally, my idea of Actor AU includes:

Hunter’s actor is actually goofy and leans in hard to the dad vibes. His hair is, in fact, quite real, much to the dismay of his cast mates. Omega may have recorded BTS snaps of everyone and his included attempting to play dad rock on a guitar he keeps in his trailer.

Wrecker’s actor is actually the Smart Guy, having a degree in something complex like biochemical engineering or something. He’s also quieter and a lot more gentle than the character he plays, preferring to spend his time off-camera reading.

Echo’s actor likes to crack jokes a lot, specifically about how he’s the guy who always has to be in the makeup chair “at the crack of dawn’s ass”. Hunter, Wrecker, and Crosshair get an earful of playful fussing if he hears them whine about sitting still for their tattoo or scar makeup. Actually has a prosthesis, though his is for one of his legs.

Tech’s actually got a degree in English (“Why else would I be acting?”) and while he’s also on the spectrum, he’s a bit less rigid than the character he plays. He sometimes wishes his character was more forward about things but ultimately respects the sass. His Kiwi accent is a bit stronger outside of the role.

Crosshair’s actor . . . is ironically nearsighted. Initially, the reason he always seemed to be glaring was because he was trying to get used to the contacts he was given for the first shoot the Batch ever appeared in and it just suited him. Surprisingly chill guy otherwise, very aware of how intimidating he can come off as by looks alone.

Omega is the most like her on-screen character. Just a really cheery, outgoing girl! She brings her homework to do on set sometimes, and asks Wrecker for help since he’s the one who’s best at math and science.

Everyone is always joking about the hair situation: Hunter’s hair is real, they keep having to shave Echo’s hair, Wrecker prefers to be bald, Tech’s hair is actually curly and he hates how it constantly must be jacked up for the sake of his character (think Cillian Murphy’s feelings a la Peaky Blinders), and Crosshair made jokes about how he was so used to dyeing it that he no longer remembers what his hair color actually is. Then when they made him bald (even if by use of a bald cap), Echo and Wrecker chanted “One of us! One of us!” Omega’s hair is naturally blonde and cute so the costumers left it that way.

Once, Omega snapped a pic of Echo in the middle of his makeup regimen all powdered up. Fans saw and quickly began to compare him to a baby covered in powder. Echo liked the image and comparison so much that he printed it out and taped it to his mirror. Now, a common meme that he happily plays around with is “Echo is Baby.” Sometimes, he’ll even deepen his voice and go, “I  a m  B a b y” just to get a laugh out of someone.

Interviewer: So one of the things that makes the Batch stand out is how they’re generally unafraid of experimenting with their appearances, tattoo-wise in some cases. Are there any tattoos you’d perhaps like to get? Anything like the characters you play? Hunter: Oh, not at all! A face tattoo?! That big!? I’d pass right out right in the chair! Crosshair: Same. I think Crosshair’s tattoo is more about intimidation, and frankly I think I’m scary enough. That, and I don’t know what the guy was on to be able to withstand a tattoo to the face, but I don’t have any of that on me so I doubt that’s ever gonna happen. Hunter: Yeah, the closest thing I think I could do is maybe something on my arm. Maybe my child’s hand print or something of that nature. Crosshair: Ooh, a good old dad classic. Hunter: Yeah! Wrecker: I actually haven’t thought about getting a tattoo since, like, my university years. But hey, who knows? I’ve been told I have plenty of real estate for it! Echo, sheepishly laughing: I like the idea of tattoos, but needles freak me out. Yeah, I know it’s a different type of needle but like?? I don’t like pain!! I think the best I could do is just keep applying one of those temporary tattoos to the same place over and over to create the illusion of having actual ink on me. Maybe mess around with people and skip a day or two. Or better yet: Change out the design! One day there’s a dolphin on my neck, the next day it’s a tiger! Omega: Mum says no tattoos until I turn 18. But I’d like to get a Batcher helmet as commemoration! Tech: I actually have a tattoo! I mean, it’s nothing like what Tech would probably have. I feel like if he ever got any ink, it’d probably be something geeky like his favorite equation, or something symbolic of the galaxy bottled up into a formula of some kind. I imagine that if he wanted something artsier, he’d probably outsource to someone with more artistic skills. Tech: Anyway, my tattoo is of a turtle! Everyone: *is either looking at him or snickering* Crosshair: . . .  A turtle. Tech: What’ve you got against turtles?

Omega convinces the guys to participate in some TikToks and such “for media purposes”. This ends in Wrecker, in character, saying, “Hunter: Omega’s trying to sneak around. But I’m dummy thicc, and the clap of my butt and meaty fists keep alerting the guards!”

Yes: Everyone wishes they could have a lightsaber. Yes: Everyone would most definitely make the lightsaber noises if they had one. And yes: Everyone makes do with their blasters, but they do revert into children who go “pew pew!” every time they pull the triggers. Even Crosshair’s actor, who more so goes “pow” or “bang”.

Interviewer: How are you like the characters you play, if at all? Hunter: I’m a cool dad with awesome hair. Omega: We’re both very curious! Wrecker: I don’t think we -- Oh, you know what? We both love Lula! Echo: You mean aside from a prosthesis? Uuummm . . . Ppprobably . . . We both love a godawful pun! Tech: I think we both like to collect knowledge for the sake of it. And also, we drive like crazy. Crosshair: We can both be a bit catty

Tech’s actor is constantly fumbling his lines simply because of all the technobabble he has to say.

I do not know why but the image of Crosshair’s actor being a surprisingly good juggler haunts the cinema of my mind’s eye.

And also . . . They are most definitely Maori or of Maori descent, so jot that tf down.

Don’t know how it’ll help, but Actor AUs are simply The Best™️ so that in and of itself has my stamp of approval for cheering up!

#bad batch #the bad batch #actor au #bad batch actor au #Star Wars #been sitting on this for a month #i just! I just love actor AUs!!

[over-under-through1]

So i have to know your thoughts on the ppg and rrb and social media. Which ones do you think they would go for and how do you think they would do(if the followers from just being heros didn't count)?

I feel like the order from most to least followers would look something like:

1. Bubbles

2. Buttercup

3. Boomer

4. Blossom

5. Butch

dead last Brick

Bubbles is basically an influencer, all her posts are scheduled and fit her aesthetic exactly, she posts reels and goes live, has pretty much every app imaginable, and posts on her story daily.

Buttercup is more of a loose cannon, but she’s got a pretty decent following because, as much as the world claims to be terrified of her, a good majority admires from afar and stalks her account every other day. her posts are mostly videos of her skateboarding or playing one of the seasonal sports, training videos, a few outfit pics are thrown in here and there, but every once in awhile she’ll post pictures of her and her friends that get probably the most likes out of all 6 accounts. her followers go ballistic when she posts pictures of just her and Butch (they were shipping them together before either of them even thought about the potential relationship), to the point where she has to limit the comments beforehand

Boomer has a following but only because the majority of his followers are 14 year old girls who like him for his 90’s boy band vibes. his posts are limited to thirst traps only, posting any and all other content on his story. he has well over 10 highlights all filled to the brim, which don’t even have categories or names because he just throws whatever he posts into all of them. he reshares instagram reposted tumblr memes on his story daily. his bio literally just has “Boom(er) like the sound your heart makes when you see me.” then a tag of Bubbles’s account with a heart next to it. everyone is embarrassed for him.

Blossom’s account has exactly one (1) picture of her on their instagram and the only reason they haven’t archived it yet is because the one time Bubbles saw it off of their feed she figured out Blossoms password and unarchived it, then went on a 30 minute rant about how “image is important” “people need to see what you look like when you’re not being all business-y”. the rest of her account is just clips from press conferences so she can get the word out of the important parts, and candid, unedited pictures of their friends. they do not know how to work instagram.

Butch is similar to Boomer with the thirst traps, but he has a secret meme account that has twice the amount of followers as everyone else. Boomer has unknowingly reshared multiple of his memes on his story. he has a pretty large following on tik tok though, posting a lot of those “pranking my brother” series or those couple-y tiktoks (like the ones chris and ian do. they’re the only ones I can think of right now but-) with Buttercup, even before they got together. “PRETEND TO BE MY GIRLFRIEND FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES” “why-“ “TIK TOK” “but-“ “JUST D O IT BUTTERCUP ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SIT THERE AND TALK WHILE I PRETEND LIKE I CANT HEAR YOU FOR A MINUTE” “what’s funny about that” “ITS A TIKTOK”

Brick rarely posts but when he does it’s the most dramatic fucking emo shit ever. probably B&W pictures of some random body of water he found in god knows where with the caption “🖤 it’s quieter here”. his brothers blast him for it. “fucking nerd” “s(he) be(lie)ve(d) ass bitch go watch twighlight or something”. beyond that, despite his brilliance, Brick cannot figure out how to work this app. he tried sending a picture of his math homework answers to Buttercup once and accidentally posted it on his feed, story, and somehow (?) sent it to every single person in his recent direct messages. every time instagram updates it’s format he has a mental breakdown. “i JUST figured out the old one” “no you didn’t, Brick” “I know but I was GETTING there”

in conclusion Blossom was reluctantly forced into social media, everyone is in love with Buttercup, Butch is famous but no one knows it, Boomer is a walking anxiety filled thirst trap, Bubbles should start a youtube channel, and Brick and an over dramatic bitch that tries so hard to be cool and aesthetic but his brothers won’t let him have his moment

#ppg #rrb #the powerpuff girls #the rowdyruff boys #buttercup ppg #boomer ppg #blossom ppg #bubbles ppg #butch ppg #brick ppg #social media AU #sbj more than human #as time goes by ppg #sbj mth #butchercup #blossick #boomubbles #rowdyruff boys #powerpuff girls #powerpuffgirls #ppg x rrb #greens ppg #reds ppg #blues ppg #ppg buttercup #ppg brick #ppg blossom #ppg butch #ppg boomer #ppg bubbles

[shoutosteakettle]

˗ˏˋ the boys as high school teachers  ˎˊ˗

⤷ genre: teacher!au

⤷ warnings: mention of underage drinking 

⤷ characters: katsuki, eijirou, and izuku

⤷ a/n: so i thought this was a cute idea lmao, let me know if you’re interested in me doing a part two!

katsuki bakugou — math teacher

⤳ he’s the really really intimidating teacher that everyone is afraid of but once you get to know him he’s kinda cool…?

⤳ don’t get me wrong though, he still assigns shitloads of homework

⤳ is the type of teacher to get pissed and leave the class if his students are being disrespectful while he’s trying to go over the lesson for that day

⤳ and when he comes back midoriya-sensei is in the middle of scolding you guys, explain how important it is for you to pay attention

⤳ if your phone goes off during his class he’ll answer it on speaker and have a full-fledged conversation with the person on the other side 

⤳ is most likely to pull the “sitting on desk with the most disappointed look on his face because you guys fail the test from last friday with flying colors” thing that teachers do

⤳ never, ever misses a day of school, so don’t get your hopes up

⤳ like twice a month he says “fuck it” and puts on hurcules for the class to watch instead of actually teaching

⤳ never forgets a name and has a way of making each student feel like they matter

⤳ if you need him to, he’ll work through his lunch break in order to break down what he taught that day, or the homework to make sure that you understand

⤳ he really cares about his students, he’s just way too into, you know, doing his job

overall teacher rating; 4.5/10 for personality 7/10 for teaching ability

eijirou kirishima — gym teacher

⤳ everyone loves him

⤳ he’s the best teacher in all of existence

⤳ the type to say you’re with him when you’ve been caught skipping class and are in the middle of being walked to the principal’s office

⤳ the teacher you would go to when you need someone to confide in/are in deep shit

⤳ popular kids eat lunch in his office with him

⤳ he does tik tok dances with them, talks to them about their days, gives tips on how to sneak alcohol out of a convenience store without being caught 

⤳ and some days he’ll eat with the kids that keep to themselves most of the time

⤳ he’ll ask about the book they’re reading, try and help out with homework, but ultimately fails because he barely graduated himself, and tries his best to get involved with his student’s hobbies

⤳ like if you recommend him a show you like he’ll binge it overnight and tell you all about what he thinks of it

⤳ if you tell him you like volleyball, he’ll rally with you in the gym when he gets a chance

⤳ if he knows you guys have a test later on, then he’ll skip gym for that day and let you guys get in some last-minute studying

overall teacher rating; ∞/10 personality, 2/10 for actually, you know, teaching

izuku midoriya — english teacher

⤳ absolutely loves his job

⤳ it’s his pride and joy

⤳ has never had a student fail his class 

⤳ connects with his students; picks up on what does and doesn’t work in terms of teaching style and adapts his lesson plans to that

⤳ gives test results and feedback the day after a test

⤳ his notes are always very detailed, almost to a fault. he points out where you went wrong and what steps you needed to take in order to get the right answer

⤳ brags about his students in the teacher’s lounge, “yeah, y/n was really struggling at the beginning of the year, but you could never tell by her marks on this last test”

⤳ movie days if the class average on the latest exam is above 90%,, which it almost always is

⤳ has meme posters all over his classroom, a couch for students to chill on when it comes to independent work, and a tiny little snack jar that he lets students pick from if they answer his question right

⤳ makes a lot of cringey jokes, but please laugh at them because he’s trying his best

⤳ sometimes accidentally ends up spending the whole class telling his life story instead of teaching

⤳ he wants his class to be fun for his students while at the same time being a place where they can learn what they have to

overall teacher rating; 10/10 for personality, 11/10 for teaching ability

#bakugou x reader #kirishima x reader #midoriya x reader #writing?

[ruhrohimrorny]

What Subjects I Think LOK Characters Would Teach:

Lin: PE, obviously. Dating Kya and all the kids are happy cause there’s a noticeable shift in Lin’s mood once they start dating. She no longer forces kids to run a mile every day and instead does it once a week now, so the kids are hoping her and Kya stay together. She also coaches Golf and Lacrosse.

Kya: Waffled between MILF Math teacher, MILF Science teacher, and hippy/chill Music teacher, but decided on MILF Science Teacher. Getting strong Biology vibes. Very fun labs and not strict at all. Her and Zhu-Li are super passionate about leading the Science Bowl team. Seeing these young people be so passionate about STEM and helping their fellow teammates makes her hopeful for this young generation.

Tenzin: He kinda gives math teacher vibes, but a large part of his character in the show is about him keeping his history alive, and teaching others abut learning and respecting history, so I feel like he’s a History teacher. His class is a lot of notetaking but he plays quiet music and does a five minute meditation in the middle of class to encourage kids to relax, so students really like him and actually listen to him. Also, he’s kind of gullible so they make up fake trends to tell him. He once spent a week addressing people as “brony” cause students told him thats what people say now instead of bro. Kids got a good laugh out of that one. Him and Pema are another favorite teacher couple.

Bumi II: Def gives off eccentric/unhinged English teacher vibes. Very interesting and informative conversations in his class, but things get off topic very quickly. Whenever kids ask about Bum-Ju, he gets distracted and will talk the entire rest of the period about what to dress Bum-Ju up as for Halloween. Probably plays a lot of videos. And students don’t worry about if they read the books Bumi II assigns cause they don’t think he’s even read the books he assigns. When having discussions about the books in class, sometimes kids will make up stuff and say it’s in the book and for the most part, Bumi II goes along with it cause he doesn’t know what actually happens in the books.

Varrick: Also gives off eccentric/unhinged English teacher vibes, but because he’s a businessman/war profiteer, I’m gonna have to say he teaches Econ and gives students lots of unsolicited financial advice. Also supervises the Engineering and Robotics Club.

Zhu-Li: Science teacher, probably Chemistry. She’s very good at explaining and getting kids to follow her instructions. Not only is she a co-supervisor for the Science Bowl team, she helps Varrick run Engineering and Robotics Club, cause if it were only Varrick running it, no kids would come. His intensity and eccentricity scares them.

Iroh II: He’s definitely the young Math teacher everyone has a crush on. Very chill and doesn’t give a lot of homework. Kids love when he shows pictures of his dog to the class and eventually he brings in the dog cause admin think the dog is too cute to say no to.

Tonraq: Resident DILF History teacher. Kind of a hardass but also a nice dude so most everyone passes his class. Probably that History teacher that is also a football coach, so during fall he doesn’t give a FUCK about whether anyone actually turns anything in. Him and Senna is the teacher couple that seems like opposites but actually are pretty similar and balance each other out.

Senna: That English teacher that every mentally ill student becomes emotionally attached to. You know what I’m talking about. She’s so sweet, funny, and chill so all the kids love her class. Tries to include memes in her presentations to seem “with it” but they’re like, doge memes from 2014. But the kids appreciate the effort.

Pema: Definitely the sweet English teacher that occasionally has a mental breakdown when the students test her patience. Otherwise very chill. Also teaches the Childhood Education and Development class. Her, Senna, and Bumi II run the school newspaper.

Bataar: Drafting. Pretty chill, very skilled, and def smokes on the weekend. Also, him and Suyin are that teacher couple that everyone likes.

Suyin: Dance. Super nice and always has like to of those smelly plug in things going so her room smells good and has a “good vibe that evokes emotion”. Always plays EDM or weird 80s rock to get the kids moving. She runs the school dance team. When Bataar has prep period, he sometimes drops in to see Su dance, cause she’s mesmerizing to watch. All the kids think that, coupled with the fact that they eat lunch together every day, makes them the cutest couple ever.

Amon: Drama. He loves directing kids on how to totally live a role. If you can imagine, he sometimes gets a little overdramatic about drama, forgetting that these are just highschool kids, not Oscar winners, but his passion makes the class more enjoyable. Runs Drama Club with Tarrlok.

Tarrlok: Probably Physics. A difficult class, but he’s pretty good at explaining so most kids don’t struggle too much. His main focus is running student government, which he takes pretty seriously. Sometimes too seriously.

Unalaq: Teaches Psychology. The most pretentious teacher on campus. It’s literally so bad, that even other teachers avoid him. Amon abandoned his coffee still being brewed in the machine in the staff room cause Unalaq walked in and he didn’t want to be in a room with Unalaq again after he said that Amon’s outfit “looked like something stolen from the lost and found of a funeral home”. Unalaq sees it as “telling it like it is”.

Zaheer: Government and Politics. Tries to teach the class very well but also injects his own opinion into teaching a lot. The students find him scary but some also kinda think he’s hot. Also does Yearbook. Him and Senna run Mock Trial. Replaced the old Government and Politics teacher Hou-Ting after she retired. She was that one old teacher that made it a hobby to harrass students and constantly reminisced about when you could smack students.

P’Li: Math teacher. Much scarier than Zaheer. Plays her trash ass music very loudly while the kids work. Def yells at kids. She’s kind of funny when she’s in a good mood tho, and when she roasts kids it’s really funny cause it’s usually dead on. Her and Zaheer are those teachers that flirt a lot and you know they’re sleeping together.

Ming-Hua: Art. Loves drawing and, you guessed it, watercolor painting. Very chill and plays soft music but lets you listen to your own music. Super sarcastic and all the students eat it up. Literally a universal favorite. She runs Art Club and Fashion Club.

Ghazan: Guitar. Pretty cool teacher that definitely has some weird stories. All the students know he has a crush on Ming-Hua cause they flirt constantly, but he denies it. Runs E-Sports Club. Idk why I think that, it just feels right. Him and Ming-Hua are also the kinds of teachers kids become emotionally attached to.

Kuvira: Government and Politics also. Seems calm and reasonable, but is a total ass. Makes kids give up their phones, allows almost no talking, gives out more detentions a week than most teachers do in one year, and doesn’t allow for much discussion. Everyone wants her class cause she’s hot but most drop within the first week, to the point that counselors have to say no to some kids so they don’t have to get rid of the class altogether.

Bataar Jr.: Computer Lit teacher. None of the students respect him so they’ll play Minecraft the whole time or play inappropriate videos really loud. Doesn’t really put much effort into teaching, which for some kids is a dream, but for others is an annoyance. Him and Kuvira are the teacher couple that makes everyone say “wtf”. Literally no one knows why they’re together.

Izumi: Secretary/Attendance. Pretty much remembers everything and is super organized. She is the glue that holds the school together. Most students don’t know her name though cause she’s super quiet and works mostly behind the scenes. Whenever Zuko sends anyone her way though he reminds them of her name and to say thank you cause he recognizes how hard his daughter works to keep everything running smoothly. Izumi catches on to this and always manages to thank her dad with a nice tea and a hug.

Toph: Vice Principal. Scary as fuck. Doesn’t ever call kids’ parents cause she efficiently scares the shit out of every kid, so they never do whatever bad thing they were doing again. When she has to work dances, Katara always tries to get her to dance with her. She resists every time, but she always gives eventually. She’s happy to though, cause although she’ll never say it out loud, seeing Katara this happy at her old age warms her heart.

Katara: Health Clerk. Very sweet and everybody loves her. Sometimes kids pretend to feel sick just to talk to her. She doesn’t mind though cause a kid that has a tummy ache and a kid that needs to talk are both kids that need help, and she’s happy to offer whatever support she can. She also always offers to supervise dances when the school has them and always manages to bust a move.

Zuko: Counselor. Wants to be to students what his uncle was to him. Aang and Sokka were counselors too, some years ago. And while they could give some good nuggets of advice and offered the kids amazing support, they also would totally fuck up student’s schedules by accident cause those numbskulls were exactly that- numbskulls. So usually Zuko would have to fix that. He misses fixing their messes and, more importantly, he misses them (they aren’t dead, just retired). He hopes to retire soon too, cause he’s getting too old for this, but he secretly doesn’t want to retire just yet cause working at school allows him to see and spend time with Izumi. Since they’re both working, it’s not like they have too much time together, but even just her popping into his office to bring him tea or check in on how he’s doing that day brings a smile to his face that doesn’t leave for the rest of the day.

Raiko: Principal. After Toph stepped down cause she’s “too old for this shit” (her words), Raiko stepped in. The students aren’t a fan of him but he’s not terrible. And since Toph is still Vice Principal, she keeps him in check.

#lok #tlok #the legend of Korra #legend of Korra #Katara #Toph #Zuko #President Raiko #Izumi #Bataar Jr #Kuvira #Ghazan #Ming-Hua #P’Li #Zaheer #Unalaq #Tarrlok #Amon #Suyin #Bataar Sr #Pema #Senna #Tonraq #Iroh II #Zhu-Li #Varrick #Bumi II #Tenzin #Kya #Lin

[guqin-and-flute]

the real question is - in the 3zun Raise A-Fu AU which of that generation's dads has the worst dad jokes? or do they all just have different flavours of dad humour? I feel like Mingjue has the most classic Dad Vibe(TM), but if Zixuan has more kids on the way then surely at some point he will succumb to dad-isms...

Holy SHIT YES--

(Now, now these are vibes and not necessarily 100% accurate to the universe)

Nie Mingjue Dad Vibes™ -- ‘Are ya winnin’, son?’, [glowering intimidatingly at your romantic partners when they first meet], Most likely to accidentally break something while playing, s h o u l d e r  r i d e s, will not stop cracking his knuckles, most likely to stub his toe and yell ‘GOOOD DAMMIT’, fucking loves grilling shit, most likely to turn into a mischievous Bad Ideas Man when tipsy, will try to cook something experimental and get the family to eat it while eagerly insisting ‘it’s good!’, big hands, always smells like he was just tending a fire and doing yard work but in the good way that smells like grass and sunshine and woodsmoke, misuses memes to make you squirm, most likely to suggest that he goes to ‘talk to’ your bully, LOUDEST fucking laugh, banned from helping with homework--gets too frustrated

Lan Xichen Dad Vibes™ -- [puts on glasses to look at thing you handed him], ‘hello, ___, I’m dad’ when you’re is whining about something, ‘Oh, well if your friend is having trouble, they can just come stay with us!’, most likely to laugh at his own jokes, The Peacekeeper, ‘I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed’, gets very enthusiastic about his hobbies, The Snuggliest Dad, gets excited when your friends come over, will let you sit on his lap to see what he’s doing, Giggly Drunk Dad, will immediately let you sleep in his bed if you have a bad dream, Sweater Vests and Glasses Chain Gang™, 'you should know better :(’, puns accompanied with wide eyed innocent look of barely contained laughter when he’s glared at, all the other parents have a crush on him regardless or gender or sexual orientation, teaches you math and never gets mad

Jin Guangyao Dad Vibes™ -- Usually living a Fun Dad Life but when he is mad it is terrifying, most likely to embarrass you in front of your new friends by telling a story about when you were young and adorable and probably doing something stupid, In front of the kids: jeez-o-Pete In Front of his partners: Son of a bitch, Dad alone at the party holding beer he never drinks while he vaguely and benignly interacting with the kids as the other dads stare. They are confused. Does he think he’s too good for them?? (yes), the best at playing pretend, ‘well I guess we don’t need dessert, then :) ‘, most likely to Full Name You, squints at memes and just shakes his head, complains about your homework because they’re teaching you the Wrong Way

Jin Zixuan Dad Vibes™ -- Gets really into woodworking there for a while??, ‘Go ask your mother’, initially really self conscious about being seen being cutesy in public but turns into a baby talking, crying-about-the-flowers-in-his-daughter’s-hair, ‘yes we are princesses and this is a tea party, do you have a problem?” Dad about 6 months in, is so awkward around your friends--he tries he really really does. what do kids like nowadays? Pogs?, slightly grudgingly lets you braid his hair. might bring it up again sometime. not that he wants you to or anything you just probably need the practice, most likely to be horrified at the behavior of people in prank videos, puppet shows for life lessons, Does NOT Get Memes Will Not Get Memes, 10,000 pictures of his phone of his kids and half of them are blurry and he never deletes any of them, ‘Take Your Kids to Work Day Is Important’, is so confused by your homework--did we learn this? we never learned this. honey what the hell does this mean?

Lan Wangji Dad Vibes™ -- all your friends are scared of him, just has to say your name calmly to make you cut that shit out, Eyebrow Raise, ‘it’s the dollar store. how good can it be?’, never has to give you a lecture--you already know what you’ve done, ‘your child punched someone!’ ‘did they deserve it?’, all the other parents at the science fair get very flustered by him, ‘dad can I do this?’ ‘*shrug* sure, I trust you.’, catches you breaking the rules and shakes his head--do better next time. what were you thinking? socks are much sneakier, sits in silence at your extra curricular activities but paid attention the whole time, crosswords, ‘Isn’t my baby cute?’ ‘....sure.’, hates parent teacher conferences, does not have a lot of time for kids not blood related to him, weirdly competent? at everything?, grimaces at your homework. says you should go in early and ask the teacher

#3zuns raise jingyi au #this was SO FUN #my stuff #ask #nmj #lxc #lwj #jgy #jzx #Anonymous #long post #alcohol mention

[lesbian-kyoru]

What do you think is each character's favorite subject in school?

tohru: not a surprise but baby girl loves home ec!! kind of has to work her butt off studying for her other classes, so she gets to enjoy herself and do something she’s naturally super good at in home ec. loves making little snacks in class for her friends and then sharing them at lunch. the sewing unit takes her fashion game to the next level. when they do a project where they take care of fake babies, she definitely ends up caring for half of the class’s infants like they’re her own. kyo is her partner and everyone teases them about it but she still has a really nice time and thinks kyo would be a great dad :’)) highest home ec grade of all time in their school

kyo: says his favorite is PE but it’s actually math. gets a 5 on the AP calc exam. tells no one but tohru, who then tells everyone and kazuma throws a party and kyo is Not Pleased. isn’t a great math tutor though because he can’t really explain how he gets his answers—he just Knows. checks tohru’s homework for her before she turns it in (read: fixes all her wrong answers when she’s not looking so he can see her huge smile when she gets a good grade back. only feels a little bit guilty). watches math tedtalks. nerd disguised as a jock

yuki: favorite subject is lit!! bullshits his way through class discussions and papers without ever actually reading the books because he’s smart and charismatic. has a premium account on sparknotes. favorite class specifically was one on ancient greek literature and epic poetry—spent the entirety of the class critiquing heteronormative readings of the iliad and taking the piss out of other students because “achilles and patroclus are clearly gay if you have eyes”

kakeru: …...i’ll be real he doesn’t like school lmao. senioritis personified. on his phone during classes constantly. laptop open playing world of warcraft or candy crush or neopets. could not tell you anything the teacher said in the last hour. doesn’t take notes because “i’ve got it all up here yun-yun…..” but doesn’t actually do half-bad on tests. only reason he does homework is because he can pretend to study with yuki while actually just flirting with him. if there’s one subject he doesn’t hate it’s history because he “thinks the fight scenes are fun” (yuki: “you mean world war 1??” “yeah it was exciting”)

uo: autoshop. hates the stereotype that just because she’s a lesbian she must like tools and machinery and automotive tech.....having said that she is a lesbian and she does like tools and machinery and automotive tech. gets a 100 on her project where she fixes a busted up motorcycle, and now she has two motorcycles. all the boys in the class call her senpai and worship the ground she walks on. smells faintly like motor oil all the time but she Absolutely makes it work

hana: creative writing. school is not her thing but she thrives in creative writing because her creativity is 100/10 and her stories are absolutely off the walls. excels in writing spooky yet also homoerotic ghost stories in particular. reads them aloud in class with the lights turned off and a flashlight illuminating her face. has made students cry out of fear. shigure beta-reads her writing. likes to subtly imply that her stories actually happened to fuck with kyo. it works

momiji: band/orchestra!! all the older students lose their minds over how well he can play. first chair violinist from day one. has a solo in every concert; tohru sits front row and films them, always cries. he’s the life of the party at Band Camp(™). even the grumpy bass clarinetists like him. doesn’t get in trouble when he talks waaaaay too much during rehearsal because the teacher loves him

haru: mr space cadet himself isn’t much of a science guy but LOVES astronomy. gets Ds on pretty much every test but he doesn’t care because his mind is expanding. buys a super nice telescope so he can look at constellations at 3 in the morning. develops very specific opinions about each planet. stans the moon. gets really into sleeping at last’s astronomy-themed album. becomes that guy whose personality is “i like space” until the class is over and then he never talks about it again

rin: art! she takes several art classes throughout high school. really loves drawing and painting, but also really likes doing ceramics projects because she likes working with her hands :’)) does a watercolor portrait for tohru as a graduation gift but gets really flustered when tohru sobs into her arms over how beautiful it is. also secretly likes doing little doodles of her and haru—he sees them once in her sketchbook and will never let her live it down

kagura: says her favorite is PE and it actually is PE. goes ham for capture the flag, tends to play too rough when capturing and gets taken out of the game. only person who is actually good at volleyball so she is constantly spiking, setting, and diving for the ball all in the same game, while the rest of her team just kind of fumbles around and tries to stay out of her way. gets first place every time they run the mile even though it’s definitely not a competition. definitely knows her mile time even though it is not a timed activity

hiro: this kid screams history nerd, but like Male History Nerd with a niche interest in military history and very specific opinions about how *insert historical figure* wasn’t actually all that bad. gets his ass handed to him in class discussions on the daily but won’t admit it. is genuinely really smart and has Better Opinions by the time he graduates, so he starts using his history nerd powers For Good as an adult—as in, arguing about inaccurate historical memes on facebook in his free time

kisa: choir. singing stresses her out, but she’s figured out that she can just mouth the words and no one can tell that she’s not actually singing! loves being in the group and hearing the beautiful music around her :’)) everyone is in awe of how cute she is in her lil choir robe. tohru comes to all of kisa’s concerts as well and films them from the front row, also while crying

machi: woodshop. gets sawdust on her clothes and loves the smell. obsessed with digging through piles of splintering and warped scrap wood. loses her damn mind when she gets to use the jigsaw. really enjoys making like…misshapen birdhouses and crooked tables, but woodshop is mostly participation grades anyway so her teacher gives her A’s on all of her grotesque wood creations. she is at peace and is One with the Wood. doesn’t wear safety goggles while chopping wood because she likes Risk

kimi: loves speech & drama. emphasis on the drama. it’s a chance to talk for a long time and everyone has to look at her and listen to her or else they’ll fail!! which is how she likes it. goes three minutes over for every speech but the teacher can’t get her to pause long enough to stop her. comes to auditions in a full professionally-made costume. knows her lines and everyone else’s

nao: AP statistics on the pre-accounting track. has known he wants to be an accountant since he was in diapers. does slightly below average in the class. still studies accounting in college because it’s too big a part of his personality to quit at this point. becomes an accountant. never quite feels fulfilled

#these are based on US hs because i didnt want to fuck up jpn hs but also i was homeschooled so i mightve fucked up US hs anyway skdjsjjsjs #fruits basket #furuba #tohru honda #kyo sohma #yuki sohma #kakeru manabe #kyoru #yukeru #the kyoru and yukeru is not subtle lmao #arisa uotani #saki hanajima #momiji sohma #hatsuharu sohma #rin sohma #kagura sohma #hiro sohma #kisa sohma #machi kuragi #kimi toudou #naohito sakuragi #fruits basket headcanon #ask #anon #long post #ty for the ask 👁👄👁 #fruits basket spoilers #tagging just in case idk #why is this like the length of an essay fucking kill me #zoe.txt

[bokutokoutarou]

HEY HEY HEY~~ SOOOOO how about Makki and Konoha with dancer s/o hcs? Like they are in Seijoh's/fukurodani's dancing unit ❤️ SMOOCHES 😚

tysm for the request :) this was so fun to write!!!

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MAKKI AND KONOHA WITH A DANCER S/O

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☆。*。☆。 Hanamaki Takahiro

See that expression on Makki’s face ^^^. That’s exactly what he looked like the moment he saw you dance for the first time

You were at his house one day after school, his arm wrapped around your shoulder as you blasted music and showed each other memes

“I really like to dance to this song,” you told him offhandedly when the song switched to one that you recognized. You were about to show him another meme, but he stopped you

“You dance, [Y/N]?” he stared at you, wide-eyed, and you realized that even though you had been in a relationship with him for a while, you had never told him about your hobby

You nodded your head, but he raised an eyebrow and smirked at you teasingly

“Prove it”

So you did. You got up from the couch with a smirk on your face and you proceeded to straight up freestyle to the song in the middle of his living room, leaving your poor boyfriend absolutely speechless

“You look like that surprised pikachu face meme, Makki,” you teased him after you noticed him gawking at you, making his cheeks turn bright red

After seeing you dance, he asked you if you were apart of Seijoh’s dancing unit. When you told him that you weren’t, he pestered you to join

“Please babe you HAVE to join, you’re sooo good!!!”

He literally wouldn’t stop begging you about it until you joined. He’d find a way to slip it into every conversation

“Hey babe, math homework sucks but you know what doesn’t? Joining Seijoh’s dance unit”

“Yeah babe, you look great in that dress but do you know what else you’d look great doing? Dancing for Seijoh’s dance unit”

You really thought he was going to say something else lmaoo you were so scared

After two weeks of him pestering you, you finally gave in and joined

At first, you were scared to perform, but after your first performance you were so glad that he had pestered you to join and you made sure to tell him that

“Thanks for encouraging me, Makki,” you embraced him in a hug after you got off stage

You’ve never seen him smile harder (or blush harder)

He makes sure to come to all of your performances, and I mean all of them

If one of your performances is at the same time as his volleyball practice, he’ll straight up skip practice to watch you perform because he’s a straight up crackhead and he’s whipped for you

Everyone on the team except for Mattsun is always clueless as to where the hell he is

Mattsun doesn’t snitch on him, but he uses it as leverage for whenever he wants something

You try to convince your boyfriend to stop skipping practices because you feel really guilty about it, but he just won’t listen to you no matter how hard you bug him about it because he’s stubborn like that

He tries to get you to teach him how to do spins, but he just ends up falling on his face because it makes him dizzy and he’s lowkey a klutz

He doesn’t get embarrassed about it though, and you both end up on the floor dying of laughter every time he tries

He cheers the loudest at the end of your performances and he’ll always give you a standing ovation even if no one else in the audience stands up with him

“THAT’S MY [Y/N]!!!”

He’s a supportive boyfriend™ and it’s so wholesome. Please protect this crackhead, thank you

☆。*。☆。 Konoha Akinori

Fukurodani’s dance unit puts on a performance after school on the last day of every month, but Konoha had never been to any of them until he started dating you

“Are you coming to my performance tomorrow night, Nori?” you asked him as you two walked home from school together

You had just started dating him at the beginning of the month, so this would be his first time seeing you dance

“Definitely,” he told you with a smile on his face, but on the inside this boy was downright PANICKING

“Should I buy [Y/N] flowers…would that be weird???”

He bought you the flowers anyways because he’s best boi

When it came time to watch you perform, he was straight up mesmerized by the way you moved, and this doesn’t change no matter how many times he sees you perform

He gave you the flowers immediately after you got off stage, gushing on and on about how amazing you were, but you interrupted him by pressing your lips softly to his

From then on, Konoha tries his best to come to all of your performances

He always brings you flowers, of course, and you think that it’s the sweetest thing in the world

One night after your performance, you went over to his house and made a bet with him to see if he could dance along with you to the song you had just performed to

He was all for it. You put on the music and started doing some spins, but you literally fell on the floor when you saw that he was doing the spins perfectly in sync with you

And his technique was damn near perfect. Like what sorcery was this???

“H-how do you know how to do that? It took me years to perfect my spins…” you stared up at him in shock, still on the floor from having fallen over

“It’s because I’m a jack of all trades, babe, what do you expect?”

You didn’t know if you wanted to kiss him or punch him lmaooo

You kissed him though because how could you not

You tried to pay him because you lost the bet but he just laughed and told you that he doesn’t actually want your money

After your performances, he’ll take you out to eat, ordering you whatever item on the menu you want because you deserve it

At first, he won’t skip his volleyball practices if they fall on your performance days like Makki does because he thinks that his teammates (AKAASHI) will literally break him if he tries to

He feels really bad about it though, but you insist that it’s okay and that he shouldn’t feel guilty at all because volleyball is important to him, just like dancing is to you

But one day Konoha’s guilt gets the best of him, and he decides to do something about it

He walks up to his teammates and goes on a full on tangent about how dancing is really important to you, and how he wants to skip just one practice a month to support you and watch you perform

Akaashi just responds by saying: “Alright, see you next practice then”

Konoha’s like “???” but he’s so relieved

You didn’t think Konoha was coming to watch you that day, but when you walked on stage and saw him in his usual spot in the front row, you felt like you were on top of the world

“I thought you weren’t coming. Isn’t it important for you to go to practice?” you asked him after your performance, but he only smiled at you as he handed you the flowers that he had bought you, and he embraced you in a tight hug

“You always come to my games because they’re important to me, so I want to be here to watch all of your performances because they’re important to you”

This boy is so sweet I can’t even

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #hq #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu fanfiction #konoha akinori #konoha haikyuu #hanamaki takahiro #makki haikyuu #makki #seijoh #fukurodani #hanamaki x reader #konoha x reader #haikyuu writing

[crushing-on-nico-di-angelo]

Would I get along with these characters in real life

I’ve seen at least 8 people do this now so ( @best-ofpjo​ started this I believe) I wanted to join in! I’m treating it as though we all go to the same school because I have exactly 2 friends outside of school, and both of them are online. I’m also going off just personality and not their already existing friendships

Percy: Honestly? Percy is the kind of guy I would admire from afar but also hate because he doesn’t have the best reputation ever. I would be so scared of him. However, my girlfriend and I would definitely talk about how he’s handsome/hot. He would probably beat someone up and that would make me avoid him forever until he asks me what I got on the math quiz, to which I respond a lower score than I actually got because I know he doesn’t do well (the teachers constantly call him out on it).

Annabeth: Yes and no. Annabeth reminds me of a girl that currently goes to my school, and she’s smart and strong and my main competition in school. I like her for her brain and I admire her so much, but I wouldn’t like her because she’s competition and I know that one day we’ll be competing for valedictorian. We would both be in NHS and track and field (and she would be better than me in track) but she would somehow also be in StuCo and Debate and a million other things. All in all we’d be friendly and share homework answers, but I’d resent her for doing more than me. 

Grover: He would be friends with someone who my friends is friends with. We would sit at lunch together but not really talk, however I would comment on all of his instagram posts and send him memes every now and then. He would definitely have a 70s aesthetic so we’d share fashion tips even though I’m punk on account of us both having alternative senses of style. He would be super cool tbh.

Jason: Definitely yes. He and I would be great friends and while we wouldn’t exactly be best-best friends he would be invited to my birthday parties no matter how small the guest list is. Jason would be at about my level of motivation for academics and would understand when I get sad randomly or break down. He wouldn’t completely understand and sometimes try to guilt me into doing things for my mental health, but he means everything he does with love. All things said, I’d love him so much and would value our friendship

Piper: Honestly probably not. She would be in like every single sport (she just has that personality) which is fine but she’d get along with all the popular jocks and we just wouldn’t vibe together. I consider myself a friendly person, so it isn’t like I would be mean to her or anything like that, and we would talk when we had track practice together, but we wouldn’t be friends really

Leo: Yes definitely. He is just my friend type and he would be in my friendgroup for sure. He would smoke weed though, starting in like 7th grade, which is fine but would be a shock to my current friendgroup. He would be funny and we would bond over sad and happy shit, as well as memes and tik toks. 

Frank: Sweetest mf in the whole school, but I wouldn’t be too close to him. One summer of highschool he’d leave looking bigger but come back all buff and I would see his tik toks suddenly get like 46k likes on average. (Also, unrelated, imagine frank doing the rasputin challenge? wow) He and I would be cool though.

Hazel: Nah, she isn’t my vibe. Huge horse girl and she would always have jewelry that I would think she’s a rich girl, even if she isn’t. She would be very very sweet though and we would be friendly, just not friends.

Nico: We would be exes. Like seriously, the two people I’ve been with in my life have been Nico di Angelo. But we would be friendly and tbh he would have probably been my first love, so he’ll always be a big part of my heart. Art kid, automatically meaning I’d get along with him. Same taste in music probably. He would be a depressed kid so he and I would get along well (I’m not depressed but for some reason the people who know me best/I know best have diagnosed depression). (Also if you think I’m bringing up trauma/mental illness too much, I’m not. All of my friends and I have them because it makes it easier to get along with people who understand you.) Anyway he’d be my love that I couldn’t love forever and we’d be very very close friends to this day

#long post #sorry for how long it is #i'm mentally ill if you couldnt tell #pjo #hoo #percy jackson #nico di angelo #frank zhang #hazel levesque #leo valdez #piper mclean #jason grace #grover underwood #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus

[yellowmagicalgirl]

Destiny's Pawn Left Turn: what if Douxie never escaped Merlin's mind control?

I underestimated how long it would take me to do my math/chemistry homework when I reblogged the meme yesterday, sorry it took so long (requests are still open btw)

So, the easy answer to this is also the bad ending: Douxie and Krel kill each other. Douxie, while mind controlled, deliberately stabs through Krel’s core. In this same moment, Krel accidentally stabs through Merlin’s amulet. They hold each other as they die, Douxie still in the armor but able to resist once more, and Toby and Steve come through a second wormhole several minutes later only to find Douxie’s corpse cradling a broken life core.

But that’s depressing, so here’s a slightly different answer: what if Mordred never escaped Merlin’s control. Aka I am about to make Mordred even more of a woobie than he was in the fic. In the canon of Destiny’s Pawn, Mordred was released from Merlin’s control after he killed Arthur, and was able to escape when he found out that Merlin had cut off Morgana’s hand. But in this turn of events, Merlin realized too late that Mordred’s loyalty would never be what it was, so he doesn’t release control. Over the centuries between the Battle of Camlann and the Battle of Killahead Bridge, Mordred is kept in stasis, only brought out as a weapon. When Gawain resists Merlin, Merlin gloats about how he invented a false prophecy to get a living weapon. Mordred then kills his cousin. During the fleeting moments where Mordred is going in or out of stasis, he isn’t under Merlin’s control, but what are a few fleeting moments of being his own person compared to all the violent acts that Mordred is forced to commit? What are a few fleeting moments compared to years of dreamless sleep?

A girl with skull earrings invites Claire to join the Battle of the Bands. This girl has enough tact not to mention that the band that she plays the guitar for, Ash Dispersal Pattern, will probably crush the competition. Logan gets freaked out when his classmate orders raw meat, dripping with blood.

Krel does not grow up with a soulmate. He is perfectly fine with this. He feels bad for Aja, having someone who is supposedly destined to be the perfect spouse for her, and never being allowed to meet and love her. He is happy he does not have a soulmate. Krel stays on Earth, and when Steve calls complaining that the world is going to end again, Krel meets up with his friends, a talking cat, and a girl with pink hair. Zoe has never had a friend who understands what it’s like to be supernatural, so she ends up telling them about her being the Lady of the Lake far sooner than Archie would have liked. Zoe and Krel end up bonding over engineering, because out of pity she comes over to help fix Krel’s house.

Merlin reveals that he is evil. He cuts off Claire’s hand, and Jim steals it back at the cost of his own soul. AAARRRGGHH!!! leaves Arcadia because the trolls need as many trollhunters as they can get.

Merlin goes to reawaken the knights that are loyal to him. And then he goes to reawaken his weapon. What are a few fleeting moments where Mordred is his own person? They are enough for his wrist to explode into cyan light. For the first time since he killed Arthur, Mordred starts to smile. Merlin frowns. A soulmate is a bond that Merlin can’t control, a defect in his weapon. And so, Merlin removes this defect.

Krel already had a human form when he received his soulmate’s name, so the name Mordred Pendragon is emblazoned in pale blue on his right wrist in both his human and Akiridion forms. Out of all the knights they face, Mordred is the creepiest. His eyes glow the same green as the amulet pressed into his armor, and unlike the other knights Mordred never gloats. He fights them with near-silent deadly accuracy. Krel starts wearing his watch on his right wrist instead of his left, hating the sight of the name on his wrist.

The Guardians of Arcadia (and Claire) work on a device that they can use to remove the mind control from Jim. They only have one shot, though, so they all understand that they’ll have to be perfect.

They aren’t perfect. Jim and Mordred attack at the same time. The Guardians try to save Jim from being controlled, but he dodges the blast as he crushes an emerald in his hand. And then Mordred falls to his knees, all his floating daggers falling around him and turning to fog as they. His armor gives one last sputter of green light, and it disappears from him. The amulet falls to the ground. Mordred stares at his right arm and the stump it ends in, and then he looks up towards the Guardians of Arcadia, who are all staring at him in shock. Their device worked, but for he wrong person. His eyes are gold, and tears are beginning to form in them.

“Thank you.” Mordred’s voice sounds like, aside from a single agonized scream, he hasn’t used it in a very long time.

Krel isn’t sure what a good way to bring up the fact that he’s Mordred’s soulmate. And so he doesn’t. After all, Mordred does not have Krel’s name on his right wrist, so there’s the possibility that they’ve always been unrequited. Maybe Krel isn’t supposed to have formed a relationship with Mordred, anyways, maybe he was supposed to just save him from Merlin’s control.

Instead of a prosthetic hand, Zoe and Krel turn the amulet into a pendant that will protect Mordred from Merlin’s control. Mordred demonstrates that he can fight with only one hand. Fighting is all he has been doing, so he’s gotten good at it. But, he doesn’t know what to do afterwards. He ends up living with one of the other Arcadia kids other than Krel. Mordred apologizes each time he wakes someone up because he wakes up screaming from violent memories turned into nightmares. The modern world confuses him. Someone signs him up for (a fake) birth certificate and makes sure that he is vaccinated. (Zoe does not realize that she dodged a bullet because someone made sure that Mordred didn’t list her as his next of kin.) They also look into helping him get a 3d-printed prosthetic. Mordred paints his parents’ heraldry onto the prosthetic.

Eventually, the kids are hanging out, talking about the concept of soulmates. Mordred casually mentions that he’ll never know if he’s met his soulmate because never got to see his soulmate’s name, because Merlin cut it off of him. Krel bites his lip, and as soon as possible he makes sure to be alone with Mordred. Krel starts babbling about how he didn’t trust Mordred at first, and then after he started to trust Mordred he didn’t know how to bring it up. And then he takes off his watch.

Mordred is so happy that Krel is his soulmate, but then he pauses. He doesn’t think he’s ready for a relationship right now. (He does not mention his growing crush on Krel.) And Krel, who has not yet bonded enough with Mordred to start feeling romantic attraction towards him, is fine with this.

Two weeks later, Krel is has started to pine. It takes long enough for him and Mordred to get together that everyone ends up joining in on the bet with Steve. Aja wins.

(As an afterthought because of the parallels, someone decides to have a movie marathon one weekend where they binge the MCU up through Thor: Ragnarok, both because the kids want to relax and also they want to try and get Krel and Mordred up to speed with parts of pop culture. No one is too surprised that Mordred, a boy with a prosthetic hand, long hair, and a past of getting used as a weapon and put into stasis, ends up having Bucky as his favorite character. Mordred writes at least one rather OOC fanfic shipping Bucky and whichever MCU character that reminds him the most of Krel. He is embarrassed by it later.)

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#krel tarron #hisirdoux casperan #krexie #death tw #toa zoe #steve palchuk #toby domzalski #toa merlin #jim lake jr #toa mordred #tales of arcadia #mcu #when fate plays chess #my au's #answered ask #anonymous #dismemberment

[onewfantaesy]

Au where taemin is the child of a famous actor and his d-list, social climbing ex-wife. They got divorced when Taemin was four, and his mother has just been progressively crazier every year since then. They have joint custody, but Taemin’s mother recently signed on to a reality show to make more money and to seem more important than she really is.

She’s toxic, really. She’s a terrible mother but always brags about how great of a mother she is and how great of a relationship she has with Taemin.

And even though Taemin’s father signs the release for taemin to be on the show, Taemin absolutely hates it. His mom is just crazy and gross and constantly drunk on the show, which isn’t much different than in real life. But it’s embarrassing. He’s only eleven when she goes on the show, but all his friends and classmates know about it. She instantly becomes a meme for several reasons, and Taemin can’t stand it. Especially since his mother is constantly defending her actions by saying it won’t effect Taemin anyways, because he’s too young, because kids his age don’t watch shows like that.

Whenever he’s seen on the show, he’s usually making a face or looking confused or scared or disgusted at something his mother is doing. But he’s always polite to the camera crew and producers.

In the middle of filming the third season, he decides he’s had enough. He hates living with his mother, she’s constantly talking shit about his father to try and stay relevant, she’s constantly getting new cosmetic procedures to the point that she looks like a clown, and she’s constantly making overly sexual remarks in this show and in front of him, and it’s gross and embarrassing.

And some nights, she comes home so drunk that he has to help her to bed. It will be a school night and he’ll have a math test the next day but he can’t sleep because his mom still isn’t home at 2am and he’s worried that she’s gone and gotten herself killed. It’s been shown on that dumb reality show of hers a fair few times how he has to help her to her bedroom after parties her co-stars host. It’s killing him. He’s a child taking care of his spiraling mother.

So he decides to stay with his father full time. Taemin is packing when they come to film at the house. His mother was having her other co-stars over for some weird brunch, but Taemin was packing suitcases in his bedroom. Most of his stuff was already at his father’s house anyway, having been brought there over the past few weeks.

They’re filming him packing. Taemin doesn’t really mind.

“Excuse me,” he mumbles to one of the cameramen. He was blocking Taemin’s closet.

“Where are you going, Taemin?” a crew member asks.

“Home,” is all he says.

Taemin chose this day to leave for a reason. She can’t kill him if it’s on camera. Taemin had just finished zipping his last suitcase when the doorbell rang, no doubt interrupting his mother and her co-star’s drama-filled brunch.

“What are you doing here?” his mother screeches, and Taemin rushes out of his room dragging his two heavy suitcases with him and his duffel bag slung across his shoulders.

“I’m picking up Taemin,” his father says.

“It’s not your week with him! You’re interrupting filming!”

“Dad!”

His parents, half the cameras, and all of his mom’s gross co-stars turn to look at him. His dad easily pushes past his mother to come help Taemin with his bags, but his mother starts screaming at him.

“What do you think you’re doing? Why do you have so much stuff packed? What’s going on?”

“I want to live with Dad,” Taemin says softly.

“Why don’t you go get in the car?” His Dad says. “Let us talk, alright?”

“No, I want him telling me why!”

“He’s just a child,” his dad says, clearly exhausted by her. He picks up Taemin’s suitcases and helps him outside to the car. His mother and her reality star friends are behind her.

“Hi sweetheart,” his step-mother says, smiling. “Here, let me help.”

His mother is screaming that his father brought his new wife. Calls her a home wrecker. A whore. A gold digger.

It makes Taemin horribly upset. He loves Luna. She’s the best mother he’s ever had, better than his actual mother.

“Jinki!” his mother screeches. “You horrible, awful man! You’re stealing my baby!”

“He’s thirteen, Jessica,” Jinki says. “He’s old enough to decide where he wants to live. I’m not stealing him.”

“My lawyer will have something to say about this! You can’t just take him!”

Jessica starts clawing at him, trying to move towards Taemin to grab him and drag him inside, but Jinki stays in front of him until Luna gets Taemin in the car.

“And my lawyer will having something to say about your actions around our son,” Jinki says calmly. “And how you spend the child support money I give you on new handbags and clothes and lip injections. That money is for you to spend on him and things to take care of him, like groceries and school books and a few house bills.”

“I do spend that money on him! How dare you!”

“Then why am I always the one buying new uniforms and school shoes and paying the tuition?” Jinki snaps. “Why does he come home and tell me all that’s in the fridge is wine and cheese and that he had no lunch money for school? I’ve documented everything, Jessica, you’re not getting away with this behavior! It’s hurting our son!”

Taemin doesn’t feel relieved until they’re home. His mother’s house is huge and obnoxious and has way too many bedrooms for just two people. It never felt like home.

But his dad’s house? It’s cozy and only has one extra bedroom and it’s lived in. Luna cooks in the kitchen and there’s food in the fridge and the pantry. There’s a living room with a television, not an in-home theater like at his mother’s house. His bedroom is painted a dark green like he wanted, not a bright white that his mother insisted on. He picked out his own bedding and it has a desk where he can do his homework and it’s just home.

It’s all over the tabloids two days later how Taemin is now living with his father full time. Six months later, his dramatic exit is all over television.

Taemin loves his father, and he does still love his mother, but he can’t stand that they’re famous.

#taemin #shinee #onew #reality star au #i watch a lot of trashy reality tv can u tell

[tack-tick]

Anne’s History With Music

This might not be accurate to how music actually is so my apologies if I’m wrong about anything

So, Anne first started experimenting with music when she was about 12

She started watching tutorials on YouTube on how to play the guitar purely because she thought it looked neat and she was bored

She borrows her music teachers guitar for the first year before her parents got her a guitar and lessons for Christmas

She named her guitar Scarface after she dropped it and left a scratch on the outside

So she takes lessons and practices at home by printing out music sheets of video game music and popular songs

Then she turns 16 and streaming kinda takes off

So since streaming gets her money to help the family out she quits the lessons so she can focus on that

She still practices at home but no more dedicated lessons

Most of her online friends don’t even know she plays until they asked where she got her new outro music, a calm guitar cover

It’s a hobby she’s weirdly... protective of? I suppose?

She does start opening up about it by playing song requests on specific streams

The one she’s most proud of is her Christmas music stream because that had the most songs and they were hard to play

Even when she read the sheet music while she played

Her fans also like it when she plays covers of meme songs

She does start singing as well and she’s pretty good

She can’t hit high notes very well but she can do long notes very well

She does start writing her first song when she’s 17

She spends a long time on it and it goes through many drafts and revisions

The only person who even knew what some of the lyrics were was Eleano

She recorded herself singing the song and officially released it

She didn’t make a music video for it because good lord just writing and singing the thing was hard enough

I figure it would be a surprisingly kind of emotional song

About how she fears what will happen when people get tired of her

And how she’s afraid her online friends will abandon her if people aren’t interested in her anymore

All wrapped in a metaphor of comparing herself and her friends to stars and how she’s afraid her star will become a meteor and crash on earth

And nobody cares about meteors because you can’t see them anymore

She also releases a blooper reel a couple of days after where she

Fell off her chair

Had a sneezing fit in the middle of the chorus

Got told by her dad to clean her room

Mixed up the words in the lyrics

Got to the very end and found out she accidentally turned off the recording and swears for a solid minute

Realizing in the middle of it that she forgot to finish her math homework

Sings a lyric way too high and sounds like she’s five

And finally gets a successful recording and calling Eleanor afterwards so they can both gush about it

Polly, Jeralt, and Eleanor do a live reaction to it

While they are extremely proud of their friend/practically a little sister Jeralt is a little bit concerned by the lyrics

He thinks he could be looking too deep into it

So, he calls up Anne after the reaction is done and tells her that he is super proud of her

And he makes sure she knows that he sees her as a friend and a little sister

Anne might have made fun of him for being a sap at the time but she was extremely grateful

She might have cried afterwards

Anne does still write songs and she’d eventually have an album

But that’s years away

Basically music to Anne represents something very personal to her

She’s planning to get some kind of career involving music

At least she was until the whole YouTube thing took off

And she loves doing both so she hasn’t decided what she wants to do with her life yet

She LOVES country music

Plenty of jokes are made about how she’s a Brit who’s favorite music is the most American

She also likes anything that’s fast

Depends on her mood really

Offered to play a bit of a song she was working on on stream

Proceeded to play a guitar cover of a Rickroll and everyone yelled at her while she laughed at them

#oc #guitar #writeblr #original character #writing #Anne #oc junk #I might try to write a bit of the song #but I can barely write poetry so probably not

[eightbowlsofspaghetti]

dekusquad headcanons

alright since you all FUCKING LOVED my bakusquad headcanons post, i’m gonna make some dekusquad headcanons. feel free to request more headcanons i love making these.

- iida is their mom

- they have a group chat and the majority of it is either tsuyu sending kermit memes or iida reminding them about homework or something

- “GOOD MORNING CLASSMATES I WOULD LIKE TO REMIND YOU ALL THAT WE WERE ASSIGNED MATH HOMEWORK LAST NIGHT” “iida why are you yelling” “I CAN’T TURN OFF THE YELLING LETTERS MIDORIYA HELP ME”

- todoroki doesn’t comment in the group chat often but sometimes he’ll see a trash can or a piece of garbage and take a picture of it and caption it “dad?”

- tsuyu didn’t really become part of the group until she started dating uraraka but everyone accepted her with open arms

- if the bakusquad is like that one irritating clique of middle schoolers then the dekusquad is more like the really nice gay drama nerds you’ll meet in college

- they play mario kart and uraraka destroys them all

- one time they played with the bakusquad and bakugo was very angry that uraraka beat him on rainbow road

- todoroki refuses to play mario kart as any character except toad 

- he once won by complete luck despite the fact that he doesn’t know how to use the controller

- tokoyami once played with them and insisted on being princess peach every single time

- endeavor didn’t allow todoroki to see that many movies when he was a kid, so they like watching iconic pixar/disney movies and watching todoroki react to them

- he loves frozen

- inasa is an honorary member of the dekusquad

- midoriya and todoroki did not start dating until they were third years

- there was this fucking tension between them for like two years and everyone else could see it except for those oblivious lovestruck dumbasses

- before they were dating uraraka, iida, and tsuyu all gave each other knowing looks whenever Gay Shit™ happened between todoroki and midoriya

- “midoriya? is it possible that you have a crush on todoroki?” “wHAT I UH NO I DON’t UHH hOw DO I KNOW THAT Y O U DONT HAVE A CRUSH ON TODOROKI” “...” “is it really that obvious”

- tsuyu is very close to convincing uraraka that she should float mineta into the sun

- they all beat mineta’s ass on different occasions

- todoroki is so fucking tired all of the time that midoriya just becomes his personal pillow

- since iida is rich as fuck he likes to take everyone to fancy restaurants for no apparent reason

- uraraka doesn’t complain about the fancy restaurants but midoriya is way too fucking humble and he’s always trying to tell them that they should just go to applebees

- mina named them the dekusquad because the whole group is basically just the four of them looking out for midoriya and making sure he doesn’t break his arms or some shit

- uraraka and tsuyu always have the cutest couple’s halloween costumes

- they went as elphaba and glinda when they were first years (yes it’s a defying gravity joke), the princess and the frog in their second years, and kermit and ms piggy in their third year. 

- todoroki goes as a fucking pokeball every year someone help him

- iida’s halloween costume is always ingenium

- tsuyu eats flies in the middle of class and everyone is horrified

- they played truth or dare and it ended with todoroki being frozen to the ceiling and iida stuck on the roof of the ua dorms.

- much to everyone’s surprise tsuyu has an incredibly dirty mind

- they went on a road trip once and made the terrible mistake of letting uraraka choose the music

- the playlist consisted of africa by toto, all star, never gonna give you up and wake me up inside

- they went on a road trip the day after pokemon go came out so they weren’t even focused on their destination all that they cared about was the pokestop at seven eleven or the jigglypuff in the park.

-  they go on runs together but iida and midoriya leave everyone behind because they run so fucking fast

- each and every member is either “looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll” or “looks like a cinnamon roll and actually is a cinnamon roll”

- they’re so pure that looking directly at them will blind you

- bring solar eclipse glasses they’re too bright for the eyes of mere mortals 

#bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #mha #midoriya izuku #iida tenya #uraraka ochako #tsuyu asai #dekusquad #deku #tododeku #todoroki shouto #todoroki x midoriya #tsuyu x ochako #cinnamon rolls #anime headcanons #bnha headcanons #mha headcanons #katsuki bakugou #bakusquad #kiribaku #bakugou x kirishima