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ao3-crack · 9 months
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morepeachyogurt · 11 months
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what is adolescence if not leaving and being left?
1. iain s. thomas | 2. alison zai @alisonzai | 3. @chloeinletters | 4. mikko harvey | 5. fleetwood mac | 6. the breakfast club (1985), john hughes | 7. lorde | 8. miranda july | 9. richard siken | 10. @mavra-matia | 11. homer | 12. amy hempel | 13. mitski | 14. katrin koenning | 15. freya ridings |
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incorrectbatfam · 11 months
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Dick: Babs and I are the main characters, so that means we are the love interests.
Jason: Oh yeah? What does that make us?
Dick: *points to Jason and Roy*
Dick: You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.
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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months
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Max: Give me your lunch money dork.
Ruth: It's giving broke
Max: What-
Richie: Personally, you don't see me asking for lunch money.
Max: Wait but-
Pete: The food isn't even that good.
Ruth: If you can't afford it, just say that
Max: I-
Richie: Common bully L
Max:
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timdrakesbussy · 2 months
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Haley: *Pointing at Sebastian* We can't manipulate, Haley: *Pointing at Alex* mansplain, Haley: *Pointing at Sam* or malewife our way out of here. Abigail: *Wielding a sword* MANSLAUGHTER IT IS THEN
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harshstudymotiv · 7 months
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Reminder that your grades don't care that you're tired. Your grades don't care that you would rather be slacking off. Your grades don't care that you're feeling lazy.
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amethystsoda · 3 months
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Haruhi iconic gnc moments 🌹💖🌸
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blue-rose-soul · 2 months
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Angel Dust: (teasing) I'm just saying! This guy's clearly down bad for Smiles. It's plain as day, and kinda sickening.
Alastor: Now hold on; I can deal with your crass remarks usually, but don't you think you're taking it a step too far? Honestly, not everything is as you imagine it in your depraved little mind-
Vox: No, he's right. I did have a thing for you.
[Loud static screech. All hotel residents now staring openly with varying degrees of interest.]
Vox: And after everything I fucking did for you, you still had the nerve to shoot me down after stringing me along, you ungrateful piece of shit!
Angel Dust, Charlie, Vaggie, Husk, Niffty, Frank, and Alastor: WHAT!?
Lucifer: Alastor, why are you surprised?
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liliamoon · 1 year
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Out-Of-Context Quotes From My Geology Professor
In honor of the end of my finals week, I compiled a bunch of random quotes from my geology professor:
“There’s reality, and then there’s Boulder, Colorado.”
“The Earth slowly loses heat to space, so eventually Earth will solidify. Except by that time, the sun will have engulfed us and we’ll be vaporized, so!”
“In a billion years, the Earth will barely be habitable, but to be honest, I’m not really losing sleep over it.”
“What also floats in water? Jesus… and witches, and very small rocks.”
“My grandma is from Ohio— they don’t have rocks there.”
“But you can’t watch them after 10 p.m. because that’s when aliens go home.”
“So quartz-rich rocks are siliceous, clay-rich rocks are argillaceous, and the Black-Eyed Peas are Fergilicious.”
“I can just see everyone’s faces start glazing over when I get talking about national park bathrooms.”
“Don’t feel bad, I used to wear socks with sandals, too.”
“Anticline points up, syncline points down. You can remember this because anticline looks like an A, and syncline— if you sin, you’re going down.”
“Death doesn’t matter when you have credit card debt.”
“I’m an old schist.”
“See, look, that poor sheep will never be fossilized.”
“I would say the best place to find gold is… Jared’s?”
“Saltating benthos— I always thought that would be a good name for a band. I mean, it is kinda like a rolling stone.”
“WHY are we FRENCH?”
“There’s enough death to go around!”
“This is not a part of my regular curriculum, but the Mr. Clean Magic Eraser? That stuff works so well!”
“Do you want to see a picture of the moose that chased me this past weekend?”
Bonus: my American literature professor once said “I haven’t really had a near-death experience. If anything, it was the opposite: a near life experience. Y’know, like, I almost had a life.”
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Luo Binghe: Shizun and I are the main characters, so that means we are love interests!
Liu Qingge: Oh yeah, then what are we?
Luo Binghe: *points at everyone* You guys are the homosexual supporting cast.
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jasminesfury · 9 months
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what about like… angsty friends to lovers. they like each other but are so scared about it and don’t want to admit it. very nervous first kisses. still acting like friends despite making out. “what are we?” type questions. ougshsgahahhshs
angsty friends to lovers prompts
i just had high school flashbacks
talking all night but barely interacting in real life/in front of other people
“i think it would just be better if we stayed friends, more logical you know?” “oh. uh. yeah. you’re right. that makes sense”
^ making out like five minutes after that “so. friends?”
having the most heartwarming vulnerable conversations with them and then seeing them flirting with someone else the next day
“nothing would really change if we started dating anyway”
“what are we?” “what do you mean? we’re friends” “yeah but..really, are we? you call me at 2am and we talk for hours and then you just ignore my existence for two weeks straight. you make me feel like the most important person in the world and then pretend you don’t even know me. you kiss me and then go on dates with other people. is this really friends?”
going on dates and pretending they aren’t dates
“are you sure you want to do this?” “i’ve never been this sure of anything”
“don’t you get it? i want to date you. i want to be with you. i want to be with you all the time and i want to kiss you and i want to introduce you as my partner to people and i want to be there when you wake up and when you fall asleep. i want to make you laugh all the time, and i want to share everything with you. i want to be with you.”
“we really shouldn’t talk so much. some distance would be healthy..for the both of us” proceeds to talk for hours on end
“i always say i’m done but there’s just something about you”
“same time next week?” “we really shouldn’t do this again” “that’s what you said last time”
kissing after conversations about how they’d be better as friends
“i can’t do this anymore, i need to know if you feel the same”
“i’m fine spending just an hour with you rather than pretending that you don’t exist for an entire week”
“it’s not the last time, we both know this”
trying to date someone else but you just can’t stop thinking about them
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fallouttboy · 4 months
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Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison (1952) // Out Magazine (August 2008) photographed by David Roemer // Pete's Blog [thisismynewperspective](September 2009) // Pavlove by Fall Out Boy (2008) // Pete's Blog myheartisbetweenmyknees - archived (September 1, 2006) // Pete's Blog [insincerelypete] (December 21, 2013) // The Kids Aren't Alright by Fall Out Boy (2013) // Pete's falloutboyrocks blog - archived (December 20, 2006) // Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison (1952) // Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison (1952) // Pete's Fueled By Ramen blog - archived (September 18, 2006) // Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison (1952) // Out Magazine (August 2008) photographed by David Roemer // Pete's Fueled By Ramen blog - archived (May 26, 2005) // Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison (1952) // Black and Blue as performed by Louis Armstrong // Invisible Man by Ralph Ellison (1952) // Gray by Pete Wentz (2013) // The Boy with the Thorn in His Side by Pete Wentz (2005) // Pavlove by Fall Out Boy (2008)
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definitelynottony · 1 month
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(High school AU: Tony is a senior, Peter is a freshman in Tony's advanced mathematics class.)
Teacher:"In this equation, what comes after 69?"
Tony:(looking directly at Peter) "Mouthwash"
Peter:😳
Teacher:"Stark! Get out of my class!"
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incorrecthatchetfield · 6 months
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Grace, angrily: ARE YOU-
Steph: Fucking
Grace: -KIDDING ME? YOU-
Steph: Fucking
Grace: IDIOT-
Pete: what was that?
Steph: Grace doesn't swear but she's really pissed so I'm helping her out
Grace: *shoves pete* OUT OF MY WAY
Steph: bitch
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paunchsalazar · 2 years
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turtlele · 16 days
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Wednesday: Evaporate tall person!
Enid: She called me tall ^^
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