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euphoricimagination · 5 months
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hellooo how are you? i was wondering if i could request a scenario where reader finds out her friends were fake, and theyre super rude to her and the boys find out and how they would react. with bokuto, akaashi, and kuroo :3 and if you could add atsumu or suna in there, that would be cool but if not its okay!! thank you so much <3
Of course! Thanks for liking my works! Here's what i came up with
Feat. Kuroo, Bokuto & Suna-> Masterlist
Fake friends
Kuroo
You were sitting in the café while waiting for Kuroo to arrive, he just texted you saying that he’ll be a few minutes late to your date, but you didn’t notice the message, too in your head to even hear the ring of your phone.
Lately you been feeling like your friends were being unnecessary mean to you. Sure, you always were a bit rude to each other, you always were playfully fighting with each other, but things never cross the line about your personal boundaries…until a few weeks ago. Suddenly you fights didn’t had that playful tone in them, they started to feel real, and suddenly, they were messing with things that you had told them were sensitive. You thought that you will be friends with them despite the distance between your univerties, but when you meet up again in person everything felt so different.
You were so absorbed in your thoughts, trying to figure out if you had done anything to them, that you hadn’t listen the door of the cafeteria open, let alone the steps coming close to you or the sweet voice of your boyfriend calling your name; you only snapped away from them when a hand places on your shoulder, Kuroo looking down at you worried as he kisses your temple and sitting down in front of you.
“hey, what’s wrong?” he asked
“Eh? Nothing, don’t worry” you smile at him, hesitant to tell him
“Yeah, sure, tell that to your face next time too” he says playfully, trying to make you smile “you can tell me anything, I’ll help you out however I can”
“well, it’s just….” You sigh before explaining to him the thoughts that were in your head prior to his arrival. He just sighs, he knows your friends and he thought that your bickering was cute, but there was no mistake in their recent actions
“well darling, I could always talk to them if you want me to” he offers, trying to find a rational solution for you first “but…”
“mhm?”
“I personally don’t think is worth it to keep them around any longer” he says, he didn’t want to keep you away from them, but the hurt in your eyes wasn’t a lie “you told them you didn’t like those ‘jokes’, they didn’t listen. If they don’t respect your boundaries there’s no point in being friends”
“I…I” You listen to him attentively before bursting down crying, you knew he was right, of course he was “we’ve been friends for so long though, they were my only friends since high school…”
“I know, darling, I know” he comes to your side, hugging you “you have me for whatever you need; Kenma too, he does like you a lot too even though his personality doesn’t show it; hell, even Bokuto adores you and he met you once before” he says, making you chuckle “and I have no doubt you’ll meet more people in your classes, you’re amazing, anyone that doesn’t want to be your friend is the idiot”
You chuckle again, relaxing into his arms as you try to calm down. Everything will be alright as long as you had him by your side.
“now, let’s order something and go to my place?” he asks you
“Sure, let’s go”
Bokuto
You were hanging out with your friends while waiting for Bokuto to arrive. Well, hanging out with them was an overstatement, after all you were being left out of the conversation after trying to join multiple times, leaving you on the side while they giggle about whatever they were talking about. You eyes were stinging due to the tears that were about to come out, feeling depressed about the way this day has ended.
Originally you and your so called friends were going to hang out during the day on a convention after months of not seeing each other, and everything seemed rather normal in the beginning; but not even an hour has passed when you noticed that they slowly started to put you aside. First every comment you made was ignored or laugh off, then they left you behind while walking, and now they seemed to completely forgotten that you were even there as they talk about a relationship of one of them that you weren’t even aware it was happening. You wanted to call Bokuto to pick you up early, but you knew he had practice so you laugh it off and wait.
But once you saw Bokuto walking towards you, excited grin on his face as he waves his hand, that you tears started to roll down involuntary. With Bokuto affection and attention was never a problem, but after feeling so unappreciated today, his overexcited self was so welcomed.
He saw your tears, confused as to why you were crying before he noticed the way you were sitting alongside your so called friends. They were all together on one side of the table while you were alone on the other, no one sitting beside you as they chit chat with each other. He walked faster towards you, unexpectedly pulling you up of the chair and giving you a big hug
“Hi, my cutie pie” he hugs you tightly, the eyes of your friends popping out as they realize just who was in front of them “why didn’t you called me earlier if you were uncomfortable?”
“you had practice”
“that can wait, coach would have understand!” he adds, taking your bag in his shoulder as he pulls you even closer to him. He then turn towards your friends, who are babbling something to you, and gives them an uncharacteristically serious look “you should be ashamed, no one deserves to be ignored om purpose, let alone someone that you call your friend”
With that he pulls you away from them, but instead of going to his car, he takes you to some stalls
“Aren’t we going home?” you asked
“Well, it’ll be a waste not to enjoy this place! Besides you probably didn’t actually enjoy it, so let’s have some fun first!” he says going back to his carefree self, and while you didn’t know if he did it to cheer you up or because he did actually wanted to be in the convention, you did up enjoying it this time around with your lover.
Suna
You lay in the bed waiting for Suna to come to lay with you, watching social media while he showers after a long day of practice. You had to take your make up off, but were feeling too lazy to stand up right now.
You were supposed to go out with your friends tonight, nothing too crazy, just some hangout with them; but at the last minute they message you telling you that it was cancelled since something had come up. You didn’t mind, you didn’t really enjoyed going out anyways, so staying in with Suna make you more than happy.
That was until you entered Instagram and saw the stories posted.
You saw the normal stories from her day, until you arrived to one that was posted 30 minutes ago, in the place that you were supposed to hang out. You tried to not overthink about it, maybe she ended up going alone since she was already ready; but then you saw the next one, which was posted in the closest friend tab, with the three of them hanging out there and having fun.
Oh.
“hey, we need to buy more shampoo, we close to running out of – you okay?” Suna tells you going out of the bathroom, only a towel on his hips. You pass him your phone, letting him see the stories your ‘friends’ posted as he raise his eyebrows, visibly annoyed “those bitches are the lowest of the low”
You chuckle weakly, you knew he would be the first to curse at them
“hey, you haven’t take that pretty make up off, have you?” he asks tossing the phone in the bed, taking some clothes off the closet
“No I haven’t, why?”
“Well, put some pretty dress on, were going to have some dinner” he says
“weren’t we going to order some take out and watch movies?”
“and let them think they won? Not in my watch, pretty, they have the nerve of post their hangout knowing that you’ll see them, so now it’s your turn to brag”
You chuckle, he was petty, you knew that, so this shouldn’t surprise you at all
“and how do you plan to find a place with space for us?”
“nothing some money can’t help” he winks at you “lets go, a fancy dinner is waiting for my pretty girl”
You did end up in a fancy restaurant, in a table with the best view of Tokyo and the group of your ‘friends’ blowing up with notifications about how sorry they were. You’ll make sure to block them later, for now you’ll enjoy the dinner with your boyfriend.
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malereadermaniac · 11 months
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Cool about it. - Kuroo x Male Reader
I recommend looping the song while reading this <3
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Your chest hurt
You're used to the feeling, though it doesn't make it hurt any less
Walking home with Kuroo was a daily occurrence, just like his bragging about the number of confessions he had received that day
He always tries to tease you about how you "get no action (n/n)"
He doesn't know you're gay
You've tried to tell him before, but you chickened out after looking into your bestfriends eyes for a second too long
"And then there was this girl in my chem class............."
Kuroo babbles on
It hurts you
You get that funny feeling in your chest everything he talks about girls
But you never let your facade slip, and continue to pretend that you're interested and support him
By this point, it may as well be method acting
"How come you don't crush on any girls, (n/n)?"
" 'cause I don't like girls."
You didn't even think
It just slipped out
"Oh..."
You look up at the taller man with fear in your eyes
But he has a smirk on his lips
"How come you don't have the guys lining up then?" He teases
It didn't affect him whatsoever
Kuroo is a good friend to you, unconditional support no matter what
Anyone would be lucky to have a friend like him, so why did his support kill you on the inside
It gives you butterflies in the worst way possible...
"Hey! Wait for me, (n/n)!" Kuroo shouts from behind you
You tried to escape early today. Your heart couldn't really take more of his girl blabber
"Oh, sorry, Kuroo" you say with a small smile
The walk I again filled with his own talk about girls
But he pauses at one moment
"About what you said yesterday...."
"We don't have to talk about it" you interrupt quickly
You smile up at him and keep walking
Kuroo sighs but smiles back
Truth be told, Kuroo always rejected the girls that asked him out
He had put it down to the fact that a relationship would only add more stress to his life - he already gets only 4 hours of sleep because of his parents fighting
But recently, he's been thinking that he'd also rather spend time with you
And if he were I a relationship, then that would mean he couldn't
But he kept the thought to himself as he walked you home
Lying in bed late at night was something you usually did
But you looked at the alarm clock at said "3:00" in big red numbers and sighed
Those evil butterflies have returned, you'd been thinking about Kuroo again
Tears flowed down your cheeks as you breathed shallowly
You'd wished he was less of a good person
You'd wished that Kuroo would just be cruel about it and drop you after he'd found out you liked guys
But he didn't
He did the bare-minimum but it still made your heart flutter after he'd accepted you so easily
You lie on your side and continue to cry until your ducts are dry
Thinking about Kuroo until you'd fallen asleep
Just 10 minuets away, Kuroo was also awake in bed
Listening as his parents argue about idiotic things
He doesn't want a relationship like theirs
Kuroo's thoughts drift as his parents' argument fades into the background
He doesn't ever want a marriage like his parents. He wants to be friends with his lover
Get to know them really well, as well as he knows you
Then his thoughts drift to thoughts of you
Kuroo really liked you, the two of you clicked immediately when you were sat together in English
He was closer to you than with Kenma, and that's saying a lot
From admiring you as a friend, Kuroo's thoughts moved on to how cute you were
You took his teasing with a blush, and even teased him back sometimes
He then thought about how cute you looked - his type exactly but as a guy instead of a girl
He liked the nicknames you'd given each other, sort of like pet names
After a solid half an hour, Kuroo noticed his parents had gone to sleep and shut up, and that he'd been thinking about you for half an hour...
And his thoughts were definitely not very 'no homo'
A funny feeling filled his stomach as he thought about you again
Kuroo fell asleep finally, but the thought of you didn't leave his mind
School the next day was a little different
Kuroo still met you early in the morning to walk with you, and there was the normal complaining about his parents
He only did that with you, he was comfortable around you
But his blabber about girls was missing, it gave you a well needed break...
During English, you noticed him staring at you a lot
"You good, Roo?" You whisper warmly
His eyes stared into yours for a second too long
"I'm great..." he whispers with a smile, it made your heart pang
You wish you could have him as more than a friend, but it'll pass (you hope)
You'll forget about it.
Break and lunch was normal with the guys, but Kuroo was a lot more touchy with you than normal
An arm around the shoulder was normal, but asking you to feed him as he sat behind you and hugged you was strange
You'd almost had it by the end of volleyball
He kept looking over to you and smirking, it made you feel uneasy
And when one of the guys asked him about the girl in chem
Kuroo responded in a way that made you feel sick yo your stomach
"Nah, I'd rather spend time with (n/n) than her"
You were silent on your way back home, mumbling responses to Kuroo's "are you okay?"s
You felt ill from the mix of emotiond
When you felt his hand on yours, you snapped
Your heart was pounding, and your face went pale
"WHAT IS UP WITH YOU TODAY??!"
Lucky you were both in front of your house and not in the middle of the street
"What do you mean, (n/n)?" Kuroo tries to reach for you and calm you down
"Don't (n/n) me, Kuroo. You've made my day hell today with all the mixed signals... I guess you figured it out and decided to tease me. You've taken it too far!"
Kuroo was worried
Worried to lose you over something he had no idea about, worried that this argument reminded him of his parents, worried him that he may lose you as more than just a friend
"Mixed signals? What do you mean, (y/n)??"
Kuroo was pleading, his face full of sadness and worry
"Don't play dumb... you figured out I like you and... and you're being a dick about it"
Kuroo's world stops
"You... like me?" Kuroo says confused, but then a smile starts to form
"Great..." tears spill from your eyes
"You didn't know and now I've told you. I'm sorry, Kuroo... you can pretend you never heard that." You say as your tears drop onto your shirt and the floor
You rush into your house, locking the door as Kuroo shouts for you to come back put and talk
A day passed by
Kuroo tried to talk to you in the morning, but you shut him down with a short "later"
Everyone noticed the two of you weren't talking
Your day was consumed by him, and vice versa
It felt like you were drowning in the emotions and thoughts of only one thing: Kuroo
By routine, you head over to the volleyball court
"(Y/n) we have to talk"
Your skin crawls and you jump from the surprise
You turn around and see a glum looking Kuroo
"Yeah, we need to talk about it at some point..."
The two of you head towards a more secluded area
Your hearts racing
Your chest is in an indescribable kind of pain
You feel so ill, you might hurl
"I'll start, I guess..." you say quietly
Kuroo stays quiet and listens
"I promise I didn't like like you since the beginning... I did see you as a friend. It's just that for the past year, I've had these feelings that I can't explain"
"I think I know the feeling you're talking about, (n/n).... that panging feeling in your chest and heart"
You feel warm from the nickname
You look into his eyes and smile
"Yeah... those fucking butterflies..."
"I'm sorry that I like you, it's a lot to put on you... plus you like girls so I know it's an impossible situation" you say with a defeated chuckle as your eyes fall to the ground
"No!"
Kuroo's shout brings your eyes back up to his
"I- I like you too! Or at least... I think so? I've always liked girls but with you... I like you more than any girl I've ever dated! When I think of the kind of relationship I want with someone, I think of the one I have with you! It's all slipped passed me until now but..."
"(Y/n)... I think I'm in love with you!"
Your heart skips a beat
Tears flood your eyes, and you and Kuroo both go in for a hug
Not for a kiss, there's still a lot more talking to do before you can both get the sweet relief of a kiss
But a tight, long hug will do for now
Those evil butterflies have been replaced with good ones
You're chest no longer hurts
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cutecatlov3r · 1 year
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"𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮."
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kenma kozume x reader (fem)
some drabbles on your rivals to lovers relationship with kenma !
words: 1.4k
warnings/tw: all characters are 18+, college AU(?), mean! kenma, enemies to lovers, and some suggestive themes.
a/n: I just needed to write about kenma being mean to you and you being mean back, if you want I can make a smut version as well... heavily inspired by the Netflix series "The Beef", made me cry sm . like, comment, re-blog ily ! don't copy my work . not proofread .
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★ As soon as he met you he despised you . He couldn't stand the sound of your annoying ass voice, all he wanted was to sit in peace . Usually he doesn't mind being around loud people but you... You pissed him off for some reason, he never wanted to be around you.
"I don't think Kenma likes me..." you whispered in Kuroo's ear. You started to sense Kenma rolling his eyes at you and scoffing every time you spoke. He annoyed you, if he had something to say, you wanted him to say it to your face .
It was so obvious you were talking about Kenma, he sat in front of you and Kuroo. You talked so loud, you couldn't even whisper silently, it irked Kenma even more.
"You're fine Y/n, everyone loves you," Kuroo reassured, patting your back, gently.
Kenma furrowed his eyebrows as he played his game. Yeah right, he can't even stand you. He would never be able to like someone so childish and annoying...
★ He hates the fact that all of his friends adored you. He knows damn well they only like you because you are somewhat attractive. He knows what you are thinking when you show up to their practices in skirts and tank tops, he knows that you're just there because you're a slut .
"Stop distracting our team, just get out of here... We don't want you here anyway," Kenma mumbled, sweat dripping from his forehead.
To be fair, you were kind of distracting Kuroo and Lev by talking to them whenever they got the chance to speak with you. But still! It infuriated you that Kenma worded it like that, it was rude!
"No need to be rude Kenma, I'm here to support my friends," you retorted, crossing your arms. you've about had it with him, you know he doesn't like you. And it pisses you off because you did nothing!
★ Kenma loathed the way his friends talk about you any chance they get. You are a cute girl, those boys just can't help themselves. Still, it makes Kenma frustrated.
"Y/n is so sweet, she made me some brownies today," Kuroo swooned. Kuroo had a little thing for you, you weren't aware of this but all of the boys knew.
"Oh yeah? Well she's planning to wear my jersey the next time we have a game," Yaku teased.
"She said she'll be cheering for me at the next game too. Only me," Lev added, punching Kuroo's shoulder playfully.
Kuroo started to visibly sulk.
"...I hate you guys... She won't be doing any of that, she's going to-"
"Can you guys please shut up? I'm tired of hearing about Y/n, that's all you guys ever talk about. It's annoying," Kenma said, his eyes glued to his phone.
★ Finally, you confronted him at a party in front of everyone. After that day, the two of you HATED each other, or so you thought. You could never see yourself being friends with him, ever.
"What the hell is your problem?! You spilled that drink on me on purpose!" you yelled, very angry at the situation. You were embarrassed, everyone saw, it made you feel like crying. You had issues when it came to having everyone pay attention to you. You only liked being around your group of friends, not the whole damn party.
Kenma did spill his drink on you but it wasn't on purpose, it was a simple accident. He bumped into you as you were dancing with Kuroo and Bokuto, causing his cup to spill on your clothes. Still, he found it amusing when he saw you get angry at the situation, so he did not apologize or even acknowledge you until you called him out.
"I didn't do it on purpose so..."
"Yes you did!" you exclaimed, Kuroo held on to your shoulder, trying to calm you down.
"Let's calm down y/n," Kuroo tried to say.
"Stop trying to defend her idiotic ways. She can handle things herself, she's not a damn baby," Kenma commented, feeling more aggravated
Kenma pinched his eyebrows together.
"What did I ever do to you?! Seriously! You're always so mean for no reason! I knew you didn't like me but holy fuck, spilling a drink on me is a bit much!"
"So bothersome... I'm going to tell you this once. I. Did. Not. You fucking idi-"
Slap!
★ After the whole slap situation Kenma saw you in a different light kind of... He still hated your guts but he did notice how strong and confident you were. He couldn't help but admire some of the good aspects of you. So instead of dreading you, he openly speaks to you, only making rude comments of course. And you did not hold back either.
"What should I wear to Akaashi's party?" you asked, showing off a few outfits to Kuroo and Bokuto. The men sat on the floor, they loved listening to your rants and their favorite thing to do is tell you what to wear.
"The black skirt is cute," Bokuto said, pointing at the skirt in your left hand.
"No way! I like the dress, it always shows off your natural curves," Kuroo added, giving you a sly wink.
You giggled at their suggestions, Kuroo and Bokuto were your favorite friends.
Kenma groaned, bored of the conversation, he was dragged there because he is Kuroo's best friend so he was forced to go wherever he went.
"Do you have an issue?" you asked, sassily, placing your hands on your hips.
"Your voice is so damn annoying,"
You pretended to gasp, gripping your chest. "How mean Kenma!... Is what I would say if I cared. I didn't even want you here so please refrain from making any unnecessary comments,"
Kenma rolled his eyes at your bratty attitude.
★ You two banter all the time, some would consider it flirting but you never saw it in that way. Mutual disrespect for each other... Yeah, only mutual disrespect.
You whined, begging Kuroo not to leave you with Kenma. He was on his way to class, if he went to class, you'd be left with Kenma.
"Please Tetsuro!" you begged, giving him the best puppy eyes you could. "Stay! Skip class! Please!!"
Kuroo smiled, he loved seeing your bratty side, it excited him. "You know I can't n/n, just stay with Kenma, I'll be done in an hour,"
You groaned. Kenma cocked his eyebrow at you.
"Trust me, I'm not happy either," he mumbled, his hands shoved deep into his sweatshirt pockets.
"Oh of course you are Kenma! I know you're in love with me, you love being around me!" you cheered, sarcastically.
Kenma visibly gagged, causing Kuroo to laugh.
★ Eventually though... The two of you were forced to be around each other more, creating an unusual bond. You both don't directly hate each other, you just don't have a super stable friendship. But! You guys can be with each other without having the mean tension.
"Sup bitch, have you seen Kuroo?" you asked, placing your legs on Kenma's lap.
He shoved them off him instantly.
"Disgusting. And I don't know where he is, I think he went to grab some snacks for movie night,"
You hummed to yourself. A happy tune was in your mind and you couldn't help but hum.
"Can you hum quieter? Holy shit, so annoying," Kenma said, pulling his own hair. Obviously he was joking.
And with him saying that, you hummed as loud as you could.
★ Uh oh... Why did he have to walk in on you changing your clothes... That just made some things weird between you two...
"Idiot, where are you-"
Your face burned with embarrassment, you were in the middle of removing your shirt in your room. Why the hell did he have to come in right now?!
The two of you just stared at each other... In complete silence, unsure how to break the awkward tension.
Luckily, Kenma slammed the door shut.
"What the fuck," he thought, taking a deep breath. "No fucking way..." he continued thinking, looking down at his pants.
Kuroo ran to the scene, worried about the door being slammed.
"What's up with you? Oh shit man you have a boner," Kuroo commented, pointing at his pants.
"No shit!"
You heard the whole conversation, shaking your head, wishing you didn't hear anything.
★ After that the two of you just teased each other, meanly, sometimes being harsh. And actually started building a friendship, not a friendly one though.
"Slut,"
"Pervert,"
"You wanted me to walk in on you," Kenma yawned, placing his hands behind his head.
The two of you were currently walking through the hallways, planning to meet up with Kuroo. This was the first time you guys spoke about the situation. It made your cheeks burn thinking about it. But... It made Kenma feel other things.
"Shut up! You probably were spying on me! You wanted to see me like that,"
Kenma shrugged. "I still think you wanted me to walk in on you,". He faked a gasp "Are you in love with me?!"
"You wish," you rolled your eyes.
That's all I have for now... Maybe I'll make a part 2, just wanted to drabble some scenarios :x
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lowkeyremi · 1 year
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Haikyuu men as fathers :D
Part 2, Part 3, and Part 4
FT. Hinata, Bokuto, Suna, and Kenma. (If you guys want other characters lmk, i'm just not in the mood to do a bunch rn)
SO I JUST READ LIKE THE CUTEST HAIKYUU FATHERHOOD ONE SHOT AND NOW I WANNA DO HAIKYUU CHARACTERS AS DADS, HEAD CANONS (More of the earlier stages of fatherhood, when they first experience it)
This is the first thing I've written on tumblr pls spare me...
Warnings: Indication of relationships and marriage and some angst (mentions of abortion) for a few characters (just put that there just in case) Enjoy lovelies <33
Also sorry for any typos or grammar errors. I'm too lazy to reread through it and check lol.
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Hinata Shoyo:
He was quite surprised at the announcement of your pregnancy that he passed out
He was soooo excited none the less, being a father sounded pretty fun
He definitely started reading books to try to help him figure things out
He was a terrible diaper changer (like no fucking joke, I think he'd be scared to change another one), he'd seen you do it so many times but for some reason he could never avoid getting peed on
Would brag to everyone about how cute his little baby is, "My baby just got their first tooth, and they're learning how to crawl! They've also got the cutest little chubby cheeks."
If the baby looks like you he would literally talk about it all the time. "Beautiful, just like your mama."
He's had experience with babies because well... Natsu <3
He got the baby a matching jersey so you two could watch his games :)
Bokuto Kotaro:
After finding out you were pregnant he would tell EVERYBODY The two of you were walking together to get ramen and you guys walked into the restaurant and got seats. The waiter came to you two and asked what'd you like to drink. "Hey, guess what? My wife is pregnant! Isn't that amazing?! We're gonna have a baby!" You had to hide your face from embarrassment but the waiter just giggled, Bokuto is def a himbo, your himbo.
He enjoyed decorating the room for your baby
He would dead ass miss practice to go to your appointments for the baby
The first time he held your little bundle of joy he cried like a damn baby, he couldn't help it. It made him so happy that the two of you brought a life into the world.
He didn't let Kenma hold your child for awhile because he was scared he'd drop the baby :')
Very protective of your little one
He wanted the baby's first word to be "Volleyball" but it was "da da" which still made him very happy
Bo is very proud of the baby you two have created so I'm 100% sure he takes a bunch of himself with the baby to post on his social media
He was scared to change diapers but he soon got the hang of it
100% would get up in the middle of the night when the baby is crying, just to let you sleep. "The baby." You sigh loudly as you hear your little one cry over the baby monitor. "I'll go check on them. You get some rest." You turn your head to face him, "You sure?" He just smiled at you and kissed your temple. "100%"
Suna Rintaro: (ofwhuowghwoqrwq do i need to say anything else?)
He thought you were joking when you said you were pregnant (oops) "That's a good one." He turned his attention back to his phone. "Rin... I'm serious. Do you wanna see the ultrasound?"
A little more on the hesitant side. He didn't want to believe it, but you had the proof so like...
He was low key scared to fuck up, his father was not a very good father so he was scared to be the same way his father was.
He didn't even hold the baby for the first few months. "Rin, come on. You aren't your father. You have me to guide you through the process. Come hold our little one." He stalked up the stairs, "no."
After awhile you finally convinced him to have physical contact with the baby "The baby.. i-is smiling at me?" You giggle at him, "of course they're smiling at you. They love their daddy of course."
After he finally started being around the baby, you literally could not tear him away from that child.
Some days he'd take the baby to practice, to the grocery store, everywhere.
You had to pry the child from his arms most days. "Rin, give the baby here.." He looked at you like you just told him to give away his prized possession. "Hell no." You sighed. "Rin you have to go to work!" He shrugged his shoulders, "the baby can come with me, Komori enjoys taking pics of them during practice." Jeez.. this man truly is something.
Overall he was scared for nothing. He was a great father ;)
Somehow he convinced you to have another one... (weren't you the same one who didn't hold your baby for months?) he wanted to make up for the few firsts that he missed
Kozume Kenma: (oh Lord)
He asked "Are you sure it's mine?" (yeah... virtual slap rn)
He told you he wasn't ready and asked if you'd consider an abortion or adoption, it made you really sad but you realized Kenma wasn't ready
It really hurt him to hear you cry about giving up your child which made him wanna try for you
Did not know how to hold the baby for the life of him "Umm.. am I like- holding it right..?" You burst into laughter at the sight. "Ken, you gotta support their head." He looked down at his baby. "Oh..."
He decided that he needed to do research before he ventured further down the path of fatherhood.
Kenma was confused with diapers. "You... you want me to change its diaper?" You scoffed at him handing him a fresh diaper. "Our baby is not an 'it' Kenma!" He groaned as he took the diaper from you. "Why can't you change it?" You rolled your eyes as if it was obvious. "Because I won't always be there to do it myself, duh."
You were out with a friend one day which meant Kenma was on babysitting duty, he was tempted to call Kuro to come watch his child but he'd say something like, "Kenma, it's your responsibility as a father, blah blah blah.." So he and the baby just kind of sat there staring at each other. "What do you wanna do?" He asked the baby, knowing they can't talk. The baby proceeded to poke Kenma's cheek and yell out, "DA DA DA DA." Kenma thought it was cute and laughed softly. "Yep, that's me." The baby repeated saying 'da' for awhile until they tired themselves out. "You're a lot like me." That day it clicked, he finally understood what it was to be a father
He wasn't very affectionate but he tried to show his baby that he cared the best way he knew how
You saw the changes and it made you happy
You caught him cuddling the baby once, when you accused him of being affectionate he rolled his eyes half awake and said, "M'not being affectionate! Go awayyyy."
Doesn't want to admit to being soft for his baby :)
That's a wrap! If you want more characters lmk! I'd be happy to do a part two, this was fun for me :)
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torhues · 1 year
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kenma kozume.
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"so there's someone i like," kenma speaks and from a distance— literally from the other corner of his room— you can hear an exaggerated sigh escape kuroo's lips.
he flips his book close, eyes shut as he exhales deeply with patience running down visibly from his face. "oh god, not again,"
"shut up," kenma retorts, there's a soft blush on his cheeks, a menacing glow in kuroo's eyes, a surprised grimace on your face. they make a good tale to tell. "anyway, there's someone i like and i don't know what to do about it,"
"usually, people confess, instead of being an idiot," the captain says it as a matter of fact, more of an advice although, it sounds like a heavy remark directed to his friend.
on other days, kuroo would gladly drop all his businesses and be at one to offer some love advice to his friend. however, today, or probably from the past few months, he would rather be busy sweeping the gym floors than help his friend, and the reason his simple— it's exhausting.
"tetsu, if you can't say something nice then consider keeping your mouth close," the above addressed man mimics your words with a dramatic expression, making you roll your eyes at his actions. honestly, you couldn't be bothered, you have better things to worry about. "yes, kenma, what about your crush?"
"i don't know," kenma shrugs.
"okay," you nod, pretending to think of some life-saving love life questionnaire to help him reach a conclusion. "are they a complete stranger or someone you know already?"
"we've been friends since middle school," in a distance, you hear kuroo sighs again. he has picked up his book yet again, snickering every once a while, mumbling under his breath. you're aware he hasn't turned a single page in past then minutes for someone who's a fast reader, and you know he's doing anything but reading.
"oh my god, that's cute," you revert your focus back at kenma, a smile that doesn't seem to leave your lips even though your heart feels heavy. "so, when did you become aware of your feelings?"
"three years ago," he replies, a hint of hesitation in his voice and if he's scared of disclosing a precious secret. "almost a few months after we met,"
"people get married and have two kids in three years, kenma," another comment from kuroo, another sigh from kenma that makes him look like a ticking time bomb. you wouldn't care about it, but usually, kenma isn't someone so restless. he isn't someone to dig nails into his fist, to tap his foot on the floor relentlessly, to stutter between words, or to get too lost between his own thoughts. kenma, normally, is a straight forward guy with a simple goal— playing genshin and enjoying everyday drama on genshin twitter.
but he is different today. "i will kill him if he doesn't shut up,"
"do you think they reciprocate?" you ask another question in an attempt to divert his attention for kuroo, the one who wasn't invited to the afternoon friend group therapy show at kenma's ( the group as in your and kenma, who cry about science and alhaitham ) kuroo wasn't even supposed to be in the city. he should've been in osaka at his aunt's for someone's wedding, being the centre of attention because the 'ladies' love him for being so well-mannered and talented.
"i don't know, i hope they do," kenma takes a pause, as if he's uncertain of his words, and you can't do anything because one can never be too sure of how someone else feels. "i can't remember the last time we spend a day without each other. we have movie nights almost every weekend, share the deepest of secrets, i can name a lot of such things. i think we're more than friends, not sure of what we are, but i don't want to be just friends, so yeah, i really hope they feel the same,"
now, you'd be lying if you say that his explanation doesn't sound familiar, but again you don't want to make assumptions. maybe, it's hanae from, his classmate. you met her once in middle school through kenma since they were assigned as project partners for history. it could be anyone, someone from other school, anyone who went to the same middle school as the two of you. considering how perfect kenma is, you aren't possibly the only one to harbour feelings for him.
"y'know, i'd love to meet this person," there's a hint of dejection evident in your voice. perhaps, his descriptions about his crush gave you a slight idea of how kenma loves, and how his feelings aren't reciprocated towards you. you could grab your stuff and leave, but liking someone, in your eyes, has always been about giving into their happiness, no matter how much it hurts you in return.
"trust me, you know them already," kuroo strikes again and this time, you're kind of glad because one, it makes you feel better, dragging your mind out of whatever depressing pool of thought it was drowning into, and two, you couldn't wait to know to who kenma's crush is.
kenma snickers. "how about you focus on chemistry?"
"c'mon, kenma, tell me their name?"
"it's a secret,"
"no it's not, he's just scared," kuroo retorts.
"kuroo, i will tell miss nakamoto how you were the one who added that chunk of sodium in water and almost set the whole lab on fire," you could physically feel kenma plotting some really villainous move in his head, which probably also includes having kuroo benched for around three days. and the best part is, kenma doesn't need make an excuse because you know kuroo has done shit that could get him benched, if someone snitched on him, that is.
"ignore him," you say bitterly, but it's more of an attempt to get kenma's attention back to you. "anyway, give me some hints if you can't tell me the name,"
"um, they're pretty," you thank him in your head for giving you such useful information that you feel like you can track them down from several miles away. "we go to the same school and, are even in the same club. they always attend our matches and used to be in the student council before quitting this year,"
silence conquers the room as you take a moment to think. now, it does sound too familiar to be a coincidence, but again, you don't want to make assumptions. like, you're not stupid enough to think he's talking about you and jump to conclusions, ultimately making a fool of yourself. on the other hand, you can practically feel kuroo looking towards you with hopeful eyes, and you don't know the reason why.
you nod just before kenma was about to panic out of nervousness. "okay, i think i have some candidates,"
"must be nice being this stupid," now, you're sure you would aid kenma in killing kuroo. you can be the one to dispose the body, or his lawyer who will defend him— kenma apologist, to be exact— one to help him flee the country just when japan's police force will be out for him. perhaps, that's one way to stay next to kenma. if not lovers, then partners in crime.
it strikes you that you don't know what you're thinking, but it's doesn't make any sense.
"will be nicer if you just shut your goddamn mouth up," kenma hisses under this breath, and you think he looks like an angry cat, which is cute, but that's for another day. he turns to look at you to pleading eyes, almost as if he's begging you to spare his life. "just let it be, i'll tell you when the time comes,"
"and by that time, your crush will be married and have three kids while expecting one more," kenma is seeing red, you bet. perhaps, the volleyball team will lose a player today, and you can't do anything because sometimes, kuroo literally asks for it. it amuses you how he's one of the smartest students in school and yet so dumb, it makes you feel better about yourself.
"kuroo plea—"
kuroo interjects before kenma could even complete his sentence. "no, kenma, you both are making my head hurt,"
"now what is so stressful to you about kenma having a crush?" you
"that, he's dropping so many hints but someone has to be fucking blind," another series of silence, kuroo feels hopeful again. maybe this time, you would get the hint, and actually, you got the hint, you know it could be you but also, you're confident it's not you. not that you don't feel confident about yourself, but actually, it's because kenma has barely shown any interest in you, apart from everything that he has mentioned earlier.
you look at kuroo, and then at kenma, who's busy avoiding eye contact and fiddling with the hem of his shirt. you know he's probably trying to come up with more excuses and more ways to end kuroo. or perhaps, he's just nervous because you'd be the second person to know about his crush, next to kuroo. you could be wrong, so you leave your thoughts at that. "so, who is the crush?"
"the heck, yn, it's you !" and since then, kuroo has been skipping school for three days now because of the ( big ) red swelling on his forehead thanks to the notebook kenma projected at him.
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heartsoji · 1 year
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WHO WOULD CONFESS FIRST
pairings: bokuto x reader, kenma x reader, akaashi x reader, atsumu x reader, osamu x reader, iwaizumi x reader, suga x reader (separate)
overview: would you or the hq boy confess first?
warnings: a lot of abbreviations used, aged up in iwa's, mentions of drinking in iwa's, mild swearing
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BOKUTO KOUTARO
bokuto!
pls there's no way he wouldnt
he'd literally probs cry and force u to take it back if u did
i think his confession would be very cute and heartwarming
he'd probs come with some classic red roses, a cute teddy bear, and just tell u straight up that he likes you
"hey, y/n. yk, i feel like we've known each other for a while now, and i think ur a rlly amazing person, yk? i just wanted to tell you that i like you now, and its totally up to you if you do too and wanna take this somewhere." or smth. it would have the same mood and tone as when he was talking with akaashi outside after his first nationals match about how he was reflecting on his last 3 years of hs vb if u remember that scene
he'd probs be a bit nervous and a little sheepish bc he's honestly rlly scared to lose you
it wouldn't be in public, but it wouldn't be in total private either. probably somewhere like a park or smth while ugs r out and about
he'd be the happiest guy in the world if u said yes (why wouldn't u)
he'd drop the roses and teddy and pull you into a rib-crushing bear hug and spin you around laughing
pls hes such a sweetie
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KOZUME KENMA
either
mmm i could rlly see it going either way
bc on one hand, i don't rlly see kenma as the type to want to confess bc he'd probs feel uncomfy with it
but on the other hand, he's bsfs with kuroo soo
if you confessed he'd probably shyly accept it and try to bite back the stupidly wide grin trying to form on his face and he'd be very cute and flustered
now if he confessed
lets see
if kuroo let him do it his own way but still made him do it, kenma would def choose somewhere private
the most likely scenario is that he'd probs give u a short and sweet confession whilst ugs r playing a video game or watching smth
he probs wouldn't bring a gift, but there's a chance he'd bring chocolate!
it would be very subtle, sweet, and kenma-like
now
if kuroo played a good hand in this
it would probs get screwed up
bc kenma would think kuroos idea was stupid but kuroo went on with his own idea
what i think would probs happen is kuroo would like put letters and flowers in ur locker and pretend to be kenma or smth and then be like "come to the rooftop -ur secret admirer" but then he forgets to tell kenma to go to the rooftop and everything is screwed up
ORR he makes u and kenma go to like an amusement park or smth but then kenma hates it so ugs leave and he confesses to u on the walk home or smth
his confession wouldn't be very long. "i like you." "huh?" (no reply) "kenma, do you mean that?" "yeah."
LOLL
kuroo is a 0/10 wingman
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AKAASHI KEIJI
akaashi!
he's a very traditional gentleman
he'd bring some sort of symbolic flower with nice meanings like pink camellias, red chrysanthemums, dahlias, gardenias, etc paired with white baby's breaths
i could also just see him going with roses bc they're classic
he'd take you somewhere nice
a nice restaurant or a hilltop picnic, maybe
it would honestly probs be on valentines day or some other date that he liked the sound of (like 1/11 or smth. he wanted it to be a pretty-sounding date)
he'd plan everything out very carefully and it would be so romantic
"y/n... ur the most beautiful girl i've ever met. you're sweet, kind, thoughtful, and you make me so happy. when i'm with you, i forget about all my worries and im able to just be myself, and for that, i truly thank you. y/n, you make me a better person. will you be my valentine?"
when you accepted, he'd let out a sigh of relief and gently hold your hand and whisper a soft "thank you" that gives u so many butterflies
very romantic and very well thought-out
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MIYA ATSUMU
you!
this might be a tad bit controversial
idk i just feel like he's never confessed before and doesn't even know how
he'd be scared to lose u and scared that he'll be rejected and his pride will be wounded
the most likely scenario i can think of is this:
on valentines day, you, his bsf, put a love letter along with some candy on his desk
ofc he doesn't see it or read it bc he gets so many that he doesn't rlly read them if he doesn't recognize the name, and u didn't put ur name on the envelope
later that day, ugs r walking together and just chatting when the topic of love letters and valentines stuff comes up
and at some point, u casually mention that u gave someone a love letter to someone
bro literally chokes on his drink and his heart drops to someone
"WHO"
"hmm.. idk if i should tell u"
"TELL MEEEE IM UR BSFFF"
"idk.. should i rlly?"
"Y/NNNN"
"fine, u big baby. i'll give u a hint. they're on the volleyball team."
"HUH? WHO IS IT? IS IT KITA? ARAN? wait don't tell me its suna? OHMIGOSH IS IT SAMU? NO PLS DONT TELL ME ITS SAMU"
"its not."
"oh thank god. who is it?"
"you."
"HUH"
yeah
he tries to play it cool but hes literally so flustered and its so obvious
when he accepts he tries to keep up the cool act but at some he just abandons it and swoops u up into a rlly giddy happy hug
hes a big dorky baby rlly, but hes ur big dorky baby ig
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MIYA OSAMU
osamu!
he'd confess with food bc duh
food is the way to the heart
im still deciding on whether he'd make chocolates or just like onigiris or smth but im kinda leaning towards onigiris bc it just seems more him
he'd make some rlly good chocolate tho
either way, it'd be pretty chill
"here." *hands onigiri to u*
"huh? what's this for?" *takes a bite* "thanks tho."
"y/n, i like you."
*almost chokes* "huh?"
"r u serious?"
"dead serious."
"like r u actually being fr?"
"so fr."
"r u sure ur not playing w/ me?"
"u never shut up, do ya?"
and then he kisses u on the lips to shut up, catching u off guard
"i'm a pretty damn good cook. that's fuckin amazing"
"TF"
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IWAIZUMI HAJIME
you!
tbh at first i thought iwa but after giving it a little more thought, i don't think he would ( i can imagine a few scenarios in which he would, but i feel its a bit unlikely! )
he rlly treasures ur friendship, and losing it would be his literal worst nightmare
bro had no intention of ever revealing it tbh
if you confessed, he'd probs honestly just play it rlly cool bc hes genuinely so effortlessly like dominant its so ADJHHDAAH
HOWEVER i love the idea of iwa confessing ( i don't think he would but uh i want him to) so i thought up a lot of scenarios i could see happening, but the one i'm the most satisfied with is this:
him picking up his phone at 4am in the morning to here your drunk ass mumbling abt some shit he can't remember but his car is under repairs so he runs to pick you up
he arrives quickly and when you see him, you run and jump into his arms, giddily drunk
he carries you back on his back, and at some point, you drunkily mumble how you like him (ig even in this u ended up confessing first lol)
he mumbles how he does too, but decides to wait until you're sober to address it
when you're sober the next day, he confronts you
"hey, so uh, y/n?"
"yeah?"
"yesterday... when u were drunk, u... said some stuff."
"oh gosh. what embarrassing shit did i say this time?"
"you said that you liked me."
"oh."
then there's the awkward process of "did u mean it?" "yeah." "oh ok. i like u too"
then yay! couple!
sweet
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SUGAWARA KOSHI
suga!
it'd be a very classic high school confession
he'd ask u to meet somewhere private, special, or sentimental/significant to ugs
rosy-eared, he'd ask u to be his gf nervously
super super happy when u say yes
this one's short bc i've alr talked abt it in a diff post. it's the falling in love w/ sugawara koshi one :) go check it out!
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kimbapisnotsushi · 3 months
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hey all i know a lot of us aren't on twt so here's a post of info from the translated material very kindly given to us by @TrianaNero. first we're starting with info from a bonus volume given to people going to the movie, in which furudate is interviewed about the characters!! some of the questions aren't really necessary to know, some are, and some i think are just funny, which is why there's a mix of them! find the full thread here, of which i directly quoted
kenma is STILL having trouble choosing a fave game BUT apparently his first game was mario kart 64!!
lev's weirdest nickname he received from the upperclassmen is "flora-san", which is (and this is a direct quote) "to honor lev's commendable gut flora that helps him always have good bowel movements" (LMAAAAAO I'M CRYING)
taketora's mohawk came from copying an italian player during his first year
okay i HAVE to include the question in this one because the question was "i admire how considerate and serene kai always is, how can i also become like that?" and the answer is. "face death once". ????? kai??? are you okay???
a "lame pun" that fukunaga likes is "happiceive" LMAO
other than racing each other, inuoka and hinata compete in who can eat fish the cleanest
THIS ONE IS ABOUT SHIBAYAMA MY BOY anyways the question was "nishinoya taught shibayama how to keep calm -- did he manage that?" and the answer was "i'm sure he still has a long way to go" so. it's a work in progress i guess (poor shibayama . . . )
"teshiro and tsukishima both try to avoid noisy places when eating or taking a break and because of that sometimes end up near each other" (this is SO cute i'm crying)
apparently the player that impressed akane the most at the tournament was atsumu?? girl you can do better
"what does alisa consider cool about her brother" "everything" STOP IT RIGHT NOW MY HEART
coach nekomata's favorite alcohol is "sake (the bitter kind)"
IUGASDAD LMNGAAAO ON THE OTHER HAND NAOI GETS "HALF-DRUNK "HALF INTOXICATED" FROM TWO GLASSES OF BEER (and his face turns red at one!)
furudate says that fukunaga was the hardest to draw "because i feel pressured to come up with interesting lines for him"
he also says that he'd be friends with yamamoto if he was on nekoma, because "once you get close to him, you become really good friends pretty easily"
the "we are the blood" speech was something kuroo and the others wanted to "come up with something original for the team" in their second year!! (i think for when they would become third years, according to the post)
AYUDSFBTFDKAS WE HAVE CAT MASCOTS!!! apparently they're all crossbreeds except lev and inuoka (i don't know enough about animals or cats to know what that means) kenma: calico kuroo: black cat yamamoto: orange tabby (@kanoyachi says that he's not neutered in that illustration of them which i have not seen?? do with that what you will) yaku: grey tabby kai: tortoiseshell cat fukunaga: bicolor cat inuoka: maine coon (I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS) lev: russian blue shibayama: tuxedo cat (SOBBING) teshiro: white cat
never mind i have since been sent that image. what the fuck
uhhh okay i don't entirely get what this one means but Q: Share a secret about Nekoma A: It's not Hanako-san in the toilet, it's Suzuki-san
the full lyrics of hinata's toilet song: "Toi-toi-toilet! Toile-let! Whoam I! The guy! Who'll become the ace! Fly fly a 100 meters! Go go 10k km! And befo-ore tha-at--" (repeat from beginning)
the reason why kageyama is concerned that animals don't like him: "when i was in elementary school, a toy poodle from the neighborhood who'd show his belly to anyone always kept barking at me for some reason"
the only times daichi was angrier than when kageyama and hinata fought was when noya and tanaka "wrestled and broke some equipment". and also when they "tried to race a car while running". apparently they ignored the first warning both times
IUAHFDOS FURUDATE GOT ASKED WHETHER SUGA OR FUKUNAGA WAS FUNNIER AND THE ANSWER WAS "i think it depends on the person. for kenma it's fukunaga"
asahi's favorite animal is "whichever doesn't bite"
Q: How to become as mentally strong/solid as Nishinoya? A: Do everything you're scared of
Q: Tanaka said he gets down in the dumps about once in 6 months, what caused that before? A: When he couldn't spike or serve or pass properly, be that practice or official matches
tsukishima likes shortcakes bc "he used to be rewarded with them for getting his vaccine shots" . . .
apparently yamaguchi likes soggy fries because "they have a very pronounced taste". whatever the hell that means??
Q: What was Yachi's most pessmistic episode up until now? A: When she got an award of excellence at a crime prevention poster competition in middle school. She feared that other people'd be like "why did they choose this", "there's clearly better submissions" (YACHI YOU ARE SO PRECIOUS)
Q: I like Takeda-sensei's "Chaaah!" when he drinks. What other sounds does he make? A: "Okkaree"
ukai got healthy eating habits from a book where he read that your muscles break down if you don't get all the nutrients you need, "and that gave him a really good scare"
Q: Who'd you be best friends with on Karasuno? A: Azumane. Peace.
so apparently a secret about karasuno is that they used to share the club room with a mountain climbing club which "disappeared" (??? i'm assuming that means disbanded it just sounds so ominous) and so they "ended up with quite a big room"
furudate uses a bird-person as his avatar because "i like birds and apparently i remind some people of a bird"
Q: What was the idea behind the recent bonus chapter? A: I wanted to include how nekoma realized it was useless to dive after that ball but they simply couldn't help it in the main manga—but it ruined the flow a little, so i took it out, and then I wanted to include it here.
(STOP IT I'M CRYING YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT COUL;D HAVE BEEN IN THE SERIES???)
HJKSDFGBJKSFD LMAAAAO during furudate's research process he took pics of the players and the seated fans during the match and received suspicious looks for it. and ended that question with "I'm sorry for acting suspiciously" and that's that!!! WHEW that was a doozy. i'll make another post describing some illustrations from the same thread, and one covering the magazine digest thread, so keep an eye out for that as well!! thanks for joing me!!!
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hoeforinarizaki · 1 year
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FOREVER HERE.
Type: Headcanons
Nekoma x Manager!GN!Reader
Summary: Since you wanted to join a club to pass the time, now you pretty much were recruited into the boy's volleyball club as a manager. How did this happen again‐?
Warnings: Bad Pun Jokes, Nekoma VBC being simps
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Nekoma:
NAW BECAUSE THEY ARE SO CHAOTIC?? 😭
Literally Kuroo will not stop his subtle flirting, and not to mention the terrible pun jokes it comes with.
You began to rethink your choices of becoming their manager at some point, i know it. From the amount of stupidity they gave you...how are you still alive?–
Lev always sticks around you. He's probably developed a puppy crush on you and it's so adorable hrgghh 💕
Kenma doesn't often talk to you, but since you play games as well i guess it just kind of clicked.
Ya'll are inseparable so everyone is highkey lowkey jelly~
"KenMAA stop hogging them!" "They hung out with me and chose to stay with me first. Shut up." He spoke an actual sentence, that's surprising 🤠
Now, don't even get me started on Yamamoto. Dude is a feral (Y/N) simp and will never stop being one 💀👌
Can't reach the shelf? He's on it! Forgot your bento? Hehe, maybe you can...share?~ Feel cold? Have his jacket! Totally not an excuse to make it smell like you–
Everyone catches on quickly and for real, you swear you can feel their gazes burning through you omg 😭
Fukunaga loves it when you laugh hard at his jokes.
And PLSSS Inuoka tries so hard to act chill around you but end up tripping or looking bad in the end, poor guy–
During every match, don't worry about having any other team checking you out the boys will literally turn into actual cats and be HOSTILE 100% 👹
Like this emoji 🏃 they will run to you at full speed and intimidate everyone so bad. Their eyes be glowing like don't mess with them buddy.
Yaku and Kai is in charge of making sure everyone isn't doing anything weird when you're not there.
But cannot actually since they might a little more chaotic when you're sick...DAMN why are they crying? You won't die from a little fever chill 💀
Despite all that, Yuki tries his best to be noticed by you.
Boy always thinks you don't care because you barely even breathed in his direction.
But that changed when you greeted him the next week at school and gave him a small bag of his favorite cookies. Like he was so shocked 😃💅
Ma'am you fr right now?–
These guys will not let go you, sorry, but no one else is allowed the manager position like you.
Kuroo comes to you one day like, "Are you like copper and tellurium? Because you're CuTe." Please stop him, he won't until you actually say it–
Now him, Yamamoto & Lev are all telling you stupid pickup lines and now you can't escape it MUAHAHA 👹
Take it or receive it. You have these boys for the rest of your school life...and maybe even for the rest of your life.
They ain't loosing contact with you wdym pff 💀 so i guess, you're forever here. In nekoma.
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himbofan · 1 year
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haikyuu!! boys finding out you're a big 'ol nerd
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hello i once again return with some headcanons no one asked for B)
what if some nerdy boys found out that you were also a nerd?? I feel like when I tell people I like manga or video games it somehow changes their perspective of me so I tried writing it :)
cw: fluff, mention of bugs, gn reader
characters: kenma, tendou, tsukishima
wc: 700+
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kozume kenma
when he hears you’re a gamer, he lights up so fast; like a cat when you open a can of food
if you’re talking to someone else, he’ll pretend he didn’t overhear, but really he’s hanging on to every word you say
if you’re talking to him, he’ll begin asking you your favorite games with a sparkle in his eye
if you ask to swap friend codes he’ll gladly oblige
once you accept his friend request he’s immediately scanning through your library to see what you’ve played
if he sees that you play a lot of games that he plays as well, he’ll get butterflies 💕
in the future he’ll definitely be more open and trusting towards you, since you’re a fellow nerd
will send you video game news and announcements through text, asking if you’re going to get the new game or whatever
he definitely loves it when you send memes or geek out about a game, no matter how much you may spam him he’s reading all of it!!
if you ask him to put his minecraft bed next to yours (even as a joke) he might malfunction for a bit
congrats you now have a high level friend that can carry you on all the hard bosses 
he’s also the type to give you a bunch of high level items and money when you play an online game together (because he's absolutely enamored 😳)
kuroo points it out and is totally dramatic about it
“damn, you’ve never given me that much stuff when I play. I almost feel hurt, do you like them more than me now?”
“no comment.”
tendou satori
if you tell him you read shounen jump he’ll probably fall in love on the spot
ok maybe not that fast, but he’s definitely excited to finally have someone to talk to about weekly chapters
he’ll ask to swap numbers too so you can send each other memes and theories about the mangas being serialized
sends a “good morning!” and “goodnight!” everyday to you with a meme or cool fanart related to the manga you’ve been discussing
he absolutely loves it when you ramble about characters, storytelling techniques, how the good the anime adaption is, and other extremely niche nerdy details
if you cry when your favorite character dies, he’ll think it’s so cute and endearing
he’ll tease you at first, but will comfort you nonetheless without being condescending or judging you
he will subtly try to act like characters that you simp for
tendou worries that your reputation might take a hit if you’re seen hanging out with him all the time, so he asks you if it’s okay
“of course it’s fine, talking to you makes my day more fun! plus, who else would I cry to about fictional characters?” 
he’s frozen for a moment before bursting out into laughter with heated cheeks
if he hadn’t fallen for you already, he definitely knew this was the final nail in the coffin 💘
tsukishima kei
ok i’m imagining a gecko or bug that accidentally got into the classroom and no one wants to touch it because they think it’s gross
tsukishima would, but he doesn’t want to attract any unnecessary attention so he just sits back and watches his classmates scramble about
until you show up and gracefully scoop up the lil guy with tenderness and adoration, carefully heading towards the door to release it outside 
he probably already thought you were cute, but now he has a reason to talk to you that doesn’t seem forced
he stops you before you get out the door, asking to see the creature in your hands 
you ask if he wants to hold it, he’s a little surprised but will say yes
when your hand brushes his, adrenaline explodes in his body but he makes no outward indication about how nervous he really is 
you excitedly ask if he likes creatures too, which leads to a wonderful conversation about how bugs and stuff are actually really cool
until you both remember that he still has a bug in his hands that needs to be outside 
you continue chatting while heading towards the door and it might seem like he’s not listening; responding with one word answers and nods, but he’s just trying to keep his cool
if you exchange numbers, he’ll send you pictures of bugs or reptiles he finds outside that he thinks you might like 
if you have any pets that require tanks (fish, bugs, reptiles, amphibians etc) he’ll subtly ask to come over so he can check them out
“hey, we should study at your place sometime.”
“you know you can just ask me if you wanna see my pets lol”
"...hmpf"
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you or them saying “id give you head” as a (not)joke
pairing - gn!reader x kags, ushi, tendou, kenma, oikawa, tsuki and bo
tw!! slight suggestive themes, nothing too sexy sexy,
lets start with the guys that would be on the receiving end
kags 🫶
he is flustered..!! “p-pardon?!” you put your hands on both sides of his head, jokingly pushing his head down. “or would you like it the other way?” you ask. he wants to just melt away. ‘this is so embarrassing’ he thinks. “youre joking” he says softly. and you chuckle. “idk. i might not be” you replied. “throughout my life, ive spent it with you” he starts off. and youre starting to get scared(not) that he could be agreeing. “and you’ve never had a bf. that just means you have little experience. i wouldnt take head from a newbie” your expression drops. “so YOUVE received?” “possibly?” the remaining of the day was spent with you chasing kageyama around still thinking he never told you. even though he lied.
ushi 💪
would probably be like; “you cant. im just too much” which makes you gag. his reply didnt make you back off. “whatever, go big or go home, yk?” you said with a smirk and tying your hair up. now, ushi is scared. ‘either everything goes down the drain, or it could go really well!’ he thought trying to stay positive. the higher beings may have listened to his prayers and gave him the latter.  he has his dream gf, just no head 😔
kenma 🤘
just literally says “then get under the desk and get it over with” he honestly doesnt care. free head? sure! “you really thought i meant that?” you asked. he looked over at you, “you really think i wouldnt get your pranks after being friends with you for so long?” you pouted. another failed prank. when will he ever fall for anything? this just left you to find new ways to prank him.
tendou 🙌
i mean. well. ok look. “id love to have your head. it’d be a great trophy!” “seriously?” he nodded. you ended up crying into a pillow whilst he laughed. dont worry he also felt bad. so to make up to you, he gave you head.. 😳
now the ones saying it
OIKAWA HANDS DOWN.
so.. yeah…well you see. WHOS NAÏVE ENOUGH TO DECLINE HEAD FROM THE GREAT KING. yeah he said it as a joke. but after your “yes, my king” and a few simple seconds of teeth against teeth. it was no longer a joke.
tsukiblalala 👏
boi- anyways. uhm. well. HAH. you were laughing so HARD. you were in the middle of an online CLASS. and luckily, the mic was off. but you started laughing so hard and couldnt hear your teacher calling your name. “i dont get why youre laughing so much. because i should help and give you a head with your assignments” oh so he didnt understand that phrase. but you continued laughing anyways(actually he did understand. and this part was foreshadowing the next)
bokuto 🤞
oml. he’s- AGHHHHHH. baby. we must protect. you were struggling with homework and he asked “do you want head? i could help! i might not be the best at studying, but i can help ease your stress!” what he meant was; instead of asking if you needed a hand, which was useless, he asked if you needed a head. which was basically two brains to make work easier. it made sense in his brain. but for you, oh man. it took a lot of explaining for him to understand. as he now understood, “you still want head?” HES SO CUTE IM DYING.
hopefully this was enjoyable and not confusing 🤲
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star-struck01 · 9 months
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Pudding and Whiskers Pt. 4.5
You meet someone cute at your work and your friend gives them your number
Masterlist | Pt. 4
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Kenma Kouzume x GN!Reader
Word Count: 654
Written: 12/10/2020
Edited: 08/17/2023
You have been with Kenma for almost a year now, and every day has been amazing. He’s definitely changed your view of relationships, that’s for sure. You were saving up money for a new game he was into that was coming out soon, just in time for your anniversary. As you walked into the cafe, checking how much money you still needed for the game, something felt wrong. You looked up and around, but nothing seemed out of the ordinary so far. You made your way to the staff room, changed into your uniform, and headed to the front of the store, changing the sign from closed to open. You carefully make your way through the purrs and meows to the register, but you still can’t shake this weird feeling. You take a few steps from behind the register, looking around at the cafe. It clicks in your head that you don’t know where Yui is, and you quickly and carefully look around the cafe, searching in all her usual spots. You begin calling Yui, even shaking a box of treats, which only attracts the other cats. As you slowly begin to panic, Hina walks in, and you make your way to her. “Hey Hina? Have you seen Yui? I can’t find her anywhere.” You furrowed your brows, looking at your friend.
“Yui? Oh…Y/N she was adopted yesterday.” Hina looked heartbroken, like she didn’t want to tell you this.
Your heart dropped into your stomach, and your bottom lip quivered slightly. A shaky smile spread across your face. Oh, that’s good; I’m happy for her.” You started walking to the staff room, breaking down as soon as you shut the door. After crying for what felt like hours, you dried your tears and stood up, grabbing your water bottle and taking a swig of water. You calmed your breathing and changed out of your uniform, throwing your hood up and walking out of the building, keeping your head low. You stuck an earbud in and played your music, finding a sad playlist to listen to while you walked to Kenma’s apartment, wishing that it was raining to represent your feelings. You opened his door, upset with the events of the day. You always told yourself that you didn't care if she got adopted, but that wasn't true; you did care, and you really wanted her. You dropped your work bag near the door, just as you shut it with your foot. You looked up to see Kenma's head pop out of his bedroom, concern written on his face. "What's wrong, Y/N?" He frowned but didn't make any movement to come closer to you or out of his room.
You sighed and took off your jacket. "Yui was adopted today." Your bottom lip quivers slightly. "I really wanted her as my own, and I was stupid to think she wouldn't be adopted. She's just so perfect." You made your way closer to Kenma just as he shifted out of the door, a small Calico cat in his arms.
"Would it make you feel better if I was the one who adopted her?" A small smile graced his features just as your jaw dropped.
"You didn't."
"I did; I saw how sad you looked every day that you couldn't keep her, and then we started dating, so I decided that I would adopt her so you could see her all the time, and I'd be caring for her so you wouldn't be stressed about caring for her, school, and work." Your bottom lip began quivering again as you ran over and embraced Kenma, burying your face in his shoulder and muttering, Thank you. When you finished crying tears of joy (which you denied even happened), you plucked Yui from his arms and peppered kisses all over her fur before turning to look at Kenma with a wide smile on your face.
"I love you."
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rxdidz · 2 years
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⋆·˚ ༘ * how haikyuu characters pick their s/o up.
⋆·˚ ༘ * summary: based off the picture below !!
⋆·˚ ༘ * ft. hinata kageyama tsukishima yamaguchi oikawa kurro kenma yachi
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❥ hinata
❥ he’s attempted the other ones but he can only do #1
❥ he probably starts running when your on his back
❥ he can do #2 if he wanted to but he dropped you a couple times 😭
❥ the only thing that matters is he tried! 😁
❥ kageyama
❥ #3 definitely
❥ sometimes he just wants to do it because it’s funny to hear you freak out
❥ you could be play fighting, sleeping, sad, annoyed, hurt and he would pick you up like that 💀
❥ tsukishima
❥ #5.
❥ mans is 6’2 and picking you up like that hello
❥ like if you ask to be carried he’s picking you up like that
❥ does it with no warning either, he just does it and acts like he doesn’t have you upside down screaming 😭
❥ yamaguchi
❥ loves carrying you like #2
❥ he’s such a sweetheart i love him
❥ he gets scared he’ll drop you since he is kinda small 😭
❥ oikawa
❥ #4 for some reason
❥ like “let’s go y/n!”
❥ picks you up like that as if it’s the normalist thing ever
❥ like im not you’re cat babe
❥ kurro
❥ i hate him #5.
❥ he’s like those dads, he legit spins while you’re in that position
❥ like do you want me to throw up
❥ if you WANT to be carried he’ll pick you up like 2 tho <3
❥ kenma
❥ crying
❥ #1 on such special occasions and #6 normally
❥ “carry me kenma!”
❥ “do i have to?”
❥ “yes.”
❥ *drags you.*
❥ like why are you like this bae
❥ yachi
❥ actually like buckles her knees if she tries anything but #1 😭
❥ but it’s okay because shell always offer to give you piggy back rides it’s so cute
❥ your legs hurt? piggy back ride. tired? piggy back ride.
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sednas · 2 years
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Hi! Can i please request some wedding day headcanons for Hinata, Kuroo Bokuto and Tendou? Some sfw and nsfw at the end? Thank you ❣️
𝐖𝐄𝐃𝐃𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐃𝐀𝐘
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hey! thank you for this cute request! (I said while being secretly happy to finally have an opportunity to write filthy wedding smut)
gn!reader x hinata, bokuto, tendou
afab!reader x kuroo
tw: smut parts announced at the beginning (fingering, oral, marking, unprotected sex)
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𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐀
you can't tell me that he wouldn't be the most hyped person during the whole ceremony
he's practically levitating, jumping everywhere, giggling at the end of every one of his sentence
he can't stay still, kageyama has to physically hold him back to prevent him from seeing you while you're putting on your wedding clothes
you can find him sitting on a chair, kageyama threatening him to tie him up
he's bouncing his leg up and down and runs to the aisle when he hears that you're ready
again, while waiting for you in the aisle, kageyama has to scold him to stop moving so much
I don't think he would cry
seeing you walk towards him is making him feel so proud
his whole face lights up, a big smile adorning his features
the first thing he does is compliment you, it's just a whisper, only for you to hear
not him interrupting the person reciting the vows to say yes 😭
he's glued to you for the rest of the night, frequently calling you by his last name, a warm smile on his lips
nsfw!
he's not subtle at all when it comes to get you alone
by the end of the night he just drags you in a room, and you can tell he's been hard for a long time now
he's extremely excited and full of love to give, spending time kissing your skin and telling you how amazing you are
but after this kissing session he can't wait any longer and he removes your clothes with impatient hands
he's absolutely loosing his mind over the first stroke, squeezing your skin in his hands while whimpering about how good you feel
he would worship your body until the very end of the night
𝐊𝐔𝐑𝐎𝐎
this mf would try to play it cool but would get teary eyes every time you're not looking
he wants to spend the entire night dancing with you so he can have you all for himself
he grinned while kissing you at the end of the ceremony
and you had to pinch his arm to stop him from giving you a french kiss in front of everyone
he still did it after your first dance together 💀
he looks at you in awe during the whole night, getting mad at kenma when he blatantly says how stupid he looks
he also has a smug grin during the entire evening, because he's so damn proud to be your husband
nsfw!
he teases you a lot, grabbing your hips and squeezing your butt at every occasion he has
he really can't keep his hands to himself, he wanted to ruin you as soon as he saw you in your wedding clothes
he does everything he can to make you needy, and once you finally snap and grab him to go somewhere quiet he grins widely while saying that you're such a perv
he wants you to keep the wedding clothes, removing just enough to expose the wet spot between your legs
you slowly lower your hazy eyes to see his ring finger pumps in your pussy in a lazy rythm
"can you feel my ring my love?" he whispers into your ear, just before biting your neck
he has you sucking on his finger after this, making sure you swirl your tongue around the shiny ring
𝐁𝐎𝐊𝐔𝐓𝐎
BALL OF SUNSHINE WOULD BE SO SO EXCITED
a proud smile on his face, he brags about you to all of his friends while waiting for the ceremony to begin
when he sees you walking in your wedding clothes down the aisle his chest swells with pride
akaashi has to hit the underside of his knee to make him stop giggling and jumping around
he looks at you with sparkles in his eyes, making you feel so loved and admired
after kissing you he takes you in his arms, making you twirl before pulling you into a bear hug
your first song to dance to is probably something like the dirty dancing song or flashdance 😭
you can feel his chest glued to your back during the whole evening, never loosing his excited tone
he's also the one who eats almost all of the buffet
nsfw!
great transition to say that the thing he wants to eat the most is you
late in the night he manages to have you alone all for himself
the first thing he does is to give you a head, making you overstimulated with his mouth, humming when he hears you cry of pleasure
he makes you cum at least fifth time before kissing you
first on your lips, forcing you to taste yourself, then his lips lower to your neck, biting it and licking it
he would mark you everywhere while repeating that you belong to him
𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐔
his thoughts are filled with "pretty pretty pretty pretty so pretty" as soon as he sees you
while he's wearing his usual mischievous expression he can feel his heart beating faster and faster
and when he finally hears you say yes all the tension in his body fades away, taking your face in his hands to kiss you passionately
he blinks a few times after that, trying to realize that it's really happening, that he just married the love of his life
after that, he is a goner, making you dance until you have to remove your shoes to keep dancing without your feet hurt
while ushijima is standing in the middle of the dancefloor like 🧍
nsfw!
he has grabby hands during the whole night
he even makes you sit on his lap at some point, forcing you to feel how hard he is for you
he makes you yearn for it tho, waiting for the right moment to go somewhere private with you
once he lands his hands on you he becomes feral, you have to slow him down to prevent him from tearing your clothes apart
his hands are everywhere, palming and squeezing every curve of your body
he finally takes a moment to fully look at your naked figure, looking at you like the first time he saw you naked
there is nothing but pure adoration in his eyes
he pounds your hole for a while, making you cum again and again before he finally allows himself to cum inside you
he gives you a sloppy kiss while staying inside of you, saying that you're everything he needs in his life
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ffishbread · 2 years
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LATE NIGHT GIGGLES
pairing: dad!kenma x reader
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it's been a long night, the house is quiet and kenma had just finished a very long stream. he looks over to his computer to see his game pending an update. bored with nothing to do, he ponders over what he can do to pass time and decides to go over to your shared bedroom
getting up from his gaming chair, he sighs as he looks at the time 1:28am. you've been married to kenma for almost two years but have been living together for four years, you're used to this and you've always supported kenma and his career but you've also been very concerned at how much time he spends staying up
kenma opens the door and makes his way to the bedroom, careful not to bump into something since the lights are off. once he navigates himself through the dark and to your bedroom, he hears very loud cries coming from the bedroom beside yours
and the source of those cries are from no other than the beautiful baby girl you had with kenma 3 months ago. kenma makes his way towards the bawls of your baby from her room and turns on the light, he goes towards her crib and is met with her tear-stricken face
“what's wrong sweetheart?” he says, kenma hates to see his baby girl all sad
nevertheless, she can only say a few babbles and can't answer her father's question. kenma thinks he should go and get you but he's been so busy lately that he hasn't had the time to take care of her, he wants to make up for it and do his job as her dad
he checks her diaper but it isn't full yet, he goes to the kitchen to make a bottle but she doesn't seem to be hungry either. ‘what could be the problem?’ he thinks to himself. she starts to giggle and now kema's just thinking she's messing with him, so he takes her back to her room and places her on her crib but it looks like she's about to cry again.
he's thinking that maybe he should take her to you so he can get back to his game but at the same time you've been so tired from taking care of her all the time that maybe a good night's sleep is just what you need
kenma decides to just take her to his gaming room instead. the update seems to be finished so he decided to open the game, some good old fashioned minecraft. he starts making a house and puts flowers around it, much to his daughter's delight
she starts to giggle again and makes grabby hands towards the mouse, kenma taking it as a notion that she wants to play with him
it's cute, he thinks, but she can't really play video games with her. though he does hope that once she is old enough she will also take up an interest in video games and want to play and be like her dad. but for now, the most she can do is watch him mine for diamonds or shoot arrows at mobs
and that's totally fine with him, after all, he gets to spend time with his baby girl anyways
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a/n: i haven't posted in a looong time, but since it's almost summer i might start to post regularly ^^
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anasweetlywrites · 2 years
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Fanfics / Imagines recommendation list - Part 4
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► ʙᴀᴄᴋ ᴛᴏ ɴᴀᴠɪɢᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ◄
Another blog with fanfics I like and recommend so whenever I’ll want to read again I can tap the link and other people can discover them as well~
Warning !!! : smut,fluff,angst . All of them are x reader.
Notes :
This one will be with some of my favourite characters from some of my favourite animes : Black Butler / Kuroshitsuji , Haikyuu and Dr.Stone
Please read the warnings and notice that some of the bloggers are inactive so please don’t pressure them 
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Black Butler
Flower crown for Sebastian Michaelis @enchantingkryptoniteruins
Sebastian Michaelis with a mistress who is in love with him @enchantingkryptoniteruins
Sebastian Michaelis teaching reader how to play the piano @enchantingkryptoniteruins
Headcanons for things their s/o does that makes them blush for Sebastian, Undertaker, Ciel , Grell and Will @enchantingkryptoniteruins
Undertaker and Sebastian dealing with s/o who has terrible period cramps @enchantingkryptoniteruins
Undertaker doing something to make his s/o happy after a long and miserable day @kuroshitsuji-scenarios
This whole comfort list with characters: Sebastian,Ciel,Undertaker,Joker,Vincent, Grell, Agni,William, Alois  @haroksan
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Haikyuu
Due to the fact that I’ve read and enjoyed most of them I decided to link her masterlist  @bokuroskitten ( various characters/pairings x reader )
Comfort on a bad day with Kenma  @bokuroskitten
But I can't see you every night free(Sugawara) @sugawarassoulmate
When You've Had A Bad Week Bokuto Koutarou x Reader @artchaik (tap on the "@" I don't know why it didn't let me tag the author) 
When you sneak to kiss him in sleep : Kuroo, Atsumu,Akaashi,Bokuto,Ushijima, Iwaizumi,Oikawa, Osamu @lunaevangeline​
1.02 a.m Atsumu  @heartaro
9.09 a.m Bokuto drabble @heartaro 
This cute Bokuto drabble @jxbsbokuto
Late Night: Kuroo Tetsurou x Reader @for-ests
WHAT THEY DO WHEN YOU’RE CRYING includes hinata, bokuto, atsumu, sakusa ft. osamu @yoomiwritingstuff
HOW THEY PULL YOU ON THEIR LAP : Kuroo, Atsumu,Akaashi,Suna,Kageyama,Tanaka,Kenma,Iwaizumi,Sugawara @215-luv​
RANDOM FLUFFY HAIKYUU BF HCS -  Kuroo, Kenma, Bokuto, Akaashi, Tendou, Sugawara, Kageyama, Tsukishima, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Atsumu, Osamu, Suna, Kita, Sakusa @igumie
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Dr.Stone
Just with Senku for now~
Flustered Success @nightshade-shot
Doubt @nightshade-shot
Depretrification @lets-change-history-together​
More will eventually be added in future recommendation list / lists like I’ve done before
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Ooooooo Kenma!! You are back, you don't know how happy I am (I have a new account) well if this not bad could I ask for a fanfic? ( swaggersouls, for example, when he confess his love for the reader for the first time or how does he behave while being jealous? Have a nice day♥️
How SwaggerSouls Would Confess
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Swaggersouls x gender neutral reader Requested by: anon Proofread: NA Genre: Fluff Music: Songs for you to drink blood to [dark vampire playlist] Warnings: Mentions of smoking & drinking, ya know the usual Misfits stuff Author's Note: Anon this is so cute! I live for soft Swagger <3 I'm glad your new account makes you happy! Starting fresh is always a nice thing to do :D -Mod Kenma
I am a firm believer that Swagger is someone very in tune with others
He tries his best to match the vibe of the room and offers jokes when the comedic timing is right
He likes making others comfortable in his presence and hates when others are uncomfortable
So when it comes to you, he puts his 110% into it
He wants to be the person you turn to for literally anything, even before you two get together
Swagger wants to be seen as reliable and grounded by you
Swagger cares a lot about you, he truly does
That's why he does a ton of research when it comes to what you like and what your interests are when he confesses
He wants to be as genuine as possible
Even if that means being more vulnerable than he's normally comfortable with
His ideal confession is simply asking you on a date first
He wants to leave it as casual as possible, like lunch at your favorite brunch place
You both are dressed casually and comfortable
Swagger probably had to smoke a little to calm his nerves down because he was shaking a little
The Misfits probably had to give him a pep talk (they were all worried that he'd cancel plans if he was too anxious)
Let's be honest, Swagger probably had a sticky note or a piece of paper that had bullet points for what he wanted to roughly say (and yes, it was in his pocket just in case he forgot)
When you two got there, Swagger tried his best to act like a gentleman
He wanted to charm you and prove (mainly to himself) that he can be the perfect man for you
It's up to you if you caught on to what's going on or not
If you do catch on, play along. You'd fluster the FUCK out of him
If you don't, that's okay :)
When your food arrives, he makes light conversation
It's mainly Swagger listening to you talk
He has this goofy smile on his face when he watches you, he looks at you like you're the only thing that matters
And in a way, you are
You mean so much to him, too much
Then he clears his throat, ready to confess
He metaphorically spills his guts to you
Swagger tells you EVERYTHING
How you make him feel, how much he cares, how he truly wants to make you happy, how YOU make him happy
It's honestly a bit of a tear-jerker
He's about to cry, you're about to cry, those at tables around you are about to cry
And honestly, how could you not say no?
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