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wolvesandshine · 2 months

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The reason Regulus had to die was cause he would have definitely broken Sirius out of Azkaban no questions asked and then they would have murdered both voldemort and dumbledore

#both of them alive and knowing that they’re on the same side???#too powerful for this world #regulus black #marauders era #marauders era funny #marauders era textpost #harry potter #marauders #james potter #sirius black #wolfstar #remus lupin #dumbledore #marauders era headcanons #marauders era text post #the black brothers #jegulus

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theidlespoon · 6 months

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reminder to check in on your marauder fan friends. reblog to save a life.

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little-mary-marauders · 3 months

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Regulus: *Puts a knife to James throat* James: *James's thoughts* OMG OMG OMG HES SO HOT THIS IS SO HOT OMG YES HAVE ME IM YOURS. Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK JAMES- Regulus: *is flabbergasted* James: Oops did I say that out loud... *awkward laughter* Remus: *laughing his ass off* Sirius: JAMES FLEAMONT POTTER YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO RUN BEFOR EI KILL YOU

#marauders #harry potter #james potter #regulus black #remus lupin #text post #jegulus #james x regulus #marauders textpost #the marauders #marauders era #james fleamont potter #james loves regulus #regulus arcturus black #funny #knife kink

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mauraderstrash · 4 days

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*the mauraders trying to convince 1st year remus to do a prank*

James: Rules are made to be broken!!

Remus: They were made to be followed, nothing was made to be broken.

Sirius: Literally piñatas

Peter: Glow sticks

James: Karate boards

Peter: Spaghetti when you have a small pot

#mauraders #i love them so much #marauders era #source: brooklyn nine nine #b99 #funny #text post

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prismolovesfanfiction · 2 years

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so many young wizards must get arrested tryin to board the Hogwarts Express

what with the amount of people who seem to carry knives in the Wizarding World

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adam-lallana · 2 years

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dear my ex best friend,

it’s 4am and just out of curiosity, i googled your name… i found you.

you look so… different, but its been five years since you moved to a different country and i guess time does tend to change people. its a bit of a shame that i look the exact same, really. its a good kind of ‘different’, by the way- you’re absolutely stunning.

it’s been five years since a lot of things, now that i think about it. five years since we last saw each other in person, five years since we last spoke, five years since i sat down and really thought about you. we’ve both done so much since then- i hope whatever path you chose has treated you well.

i’m being honest when i say there were times in which you made me feel guilty for things i didn’t need to feel guilty about, you made me feel alone and hurt. i don’t know if you remember all of this, but i do- i can’t forget it. the way you’d ignore me for your other friend, the way you said you were quickly helping her with something at lunch and that you’d meet me in our usual place- then one of our other friends gave away the fact you were actually sitting around the corner eating with her with her whilst i ate alone. i told you i was fine with it, but i went to toilets and cried. you were discussing a concert in the morning one time that i wasn’t going too, then i asked you a question i already knew you’d spoken about but i wanted to feel included so i still asked it- you turned to me and said ‘we’ve already said that’ in a rude manner and turned away again to continue ignoring me- that really fucking ruined my day. also, you sometimes didn’t talk to me in the mornings, it was a mission to get anything out of you. we’d walk in awkward silence and i would hate every second of it. i’d get you talking by the end of the day, though, but the next day you wouldn’t talk to me again. one time you told me that you hated my brother because you thought he was rude and annoying- i agreed and laughted it off but it hurt. he didn’t want to go to your house once, alright? i know it was to just pick something up but he was young and tired and just wanted to go home.

we had so many good times, we were best friends for eight years. there are simply too many good times to recall in one tumblr post. we used to pretend that celebrities were our siblings and create funny scenarios regarding them. we used to play harry potter and pretend we were in the marauders era, you came to the beach with my family, i got ice cream after school with yours. your younger sister is the same age as my brother- is she doing okay?

your mum, last september, commented on my mums post about me starting college- does this mean you guys still care about me? do you even know she did that?

if you ever end up finding this, if you figure out that you’re the person i’m talking about- i miss you and i hope that you’re okay. i hope your family are well and i hope that life is treating you amazingly because its what you deserve. i’m sorry i didn’t text, i’m sorry i didn’t call. my phone broke and i just never gave you my new number- the negative stuff was still fresh in my mind so i guess i let that take control of my decision. if i could go back now, though, i’d have given you my new number. sometimes i want to find you on social media, other times i don’t. it’s too late for us now, isn’t it?

good luck with the rest of you life, my ex best friend. i hope it goes the way you want it too. i do have a few questions, though. do you miss me? do you ever think about me? do you see if you can find me on social media? do you hear a song and get reminded of us? do you ever see something that reminds you of me? have you moved on completely and forgotten about me? i don’t blame you if you have.

i love you <3

p.s: you turned 17 on the 10th july (18 days ago)… happy late birthday.

#a letter to you #ex best friend #4am thoughts

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prongsandlilss · 2 years

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Sirius: *almost falling off a cliff*

Sirius: AREN'T YOU GOING TO HELP ME?!?

Remus: *Taylor Swift's voice*

Remus: I mean I could but why would I want to

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lounymoon · 3 years

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Español:

James: ¡pss, Reg, despierta! *susurrando*

Regulus: que pasa, Jamie? *soñoliento*

James: estoy caliente

Regulus: ¡JAMES! son las 7:00 am

English:

James: pss, Reg, wake up! *whispering*

Regulus: what's up, jamie? *sleepy*

James: i'm hot

Regulus: JAMES! it's 7:00 am

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moonynpads · 4 years

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Remus: [hands Sirius a steaming cup of coffee] Blow.

Sirius: [shrugs and gets on his knees]

Remus: THE COFFEE SIRIUS! SIRIUS—

#sirius x remus #remussirius #wolfstar #harry potter text post #incorrect harry potter quotes #hogwarts #harry potter #remus lupin #sirius black #marauders textpost #marauders era #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #funny #@whothehellisbuckyx on tumblr

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wolvesandshine · 2 months

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Nobody:

Sirius: Everybody is a little fucked up

Sirius: Not me though. I don’t do things halfway. I’m all fucked up

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alexthesciencenerd · 2 years

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Sirius being bored and drunk and sad at 2:00 AM is a mood.

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remus-moonyylupin · 3 years

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remus: *uses sirius’ head as an arm rest*

sirius: >:(

#marauders era headcanon #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders #remus john lupin #remus lupin #sirius orion black #sirius black #sirius x remus #remus x sirius #wolfstar #hogwarts #text post #funny texts

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stargazedmoony · 3 years

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sirius: remus, i’m cold

remus: well, then close your jacket

sirius: but what about my outfit?

remus: you just said you’re co—!

sirius: no, but the outfit!

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idkmaybenotthatcool · 4 years

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(( .Based on this text post by @weasleyisourkinggx. ))

#i know my accent is horrible but this was too funny to make so #video #wolfstar #tiktok #hp rp community #hp rp #hp roleplay #hp cosplay #Marauders #marauders era #marauders rp #Sirius Black #Remus Lupin #sirius black rp #remus lupin rp #text post remake

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bookloving-wisegirl · 4 years

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Sirius: You look weird when you don't wear your glasses.

James: Oh, really?

James: Well, I think you look way better when I don't wear my glasses.

Sirius: Thanks, man!

Sirius: ... wait!

IG||@bookloving_wisegirl

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prongsandlilss · 2 years

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*first year James*

James: oh ouch I think I just pulled a muscle

Lily:

Lily: you can't pull what you don't have

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