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xtrashpanda12x · 7 months
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OK Loki I get the point
You can stop sending bugs to my apartment now thank you
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patheticmenscuffle · 1 year
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Drum rolls, please...
We're happy to reveal the roster for the Pathetic Men Scuffle! Thanks again to everyone who submitted characters, and we hope everyone's looking forward to this as much as we are.
We will begin posting the polls around 10pm GMT (4pm US CST) tomorrow 3/10. Each poll will be open for one week.
With this announcement, we will now be accepting propaganda! Feel free to send some in or tag us in any posts you'd like and we'll share them on here. Propaganda posts will be tagged as #propaganda and each character will also have their own propaganda tag.
Click the Read More below to see all of the contestants and their first matchups in text form as well as where they're from!
Izzy Hands (Our Flag Means Death) vs Lord Farquaad (Shrek)
Edgar Allan Poe (Bungo Stray Dogs) vs Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)
Pastor Daniel (Scarlet Hollow) vs Ron Stampler (Dungeons and Daddies)
Earl Harlan (Welcome to Night Vale) vs General Ultimax/General Fuff (Bug Fables)
Hunter Noceda (The Owl House) vs Asgore Dreemur (Deltarune)
Saint (Rain World) vs William Afton/Purple Guy (Five Nights at Freddy's)
Vash the Stampede (Trigun) vs Zote the Mighty (Hollow Knight)
Shin Tsukimi (Your Turn to Die) vs Victor Frankenstein (Frankenstein)
Peter B. Parker (Spider-Man (Marvel Comics)) vs Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb)
Anders (Dragon Age) vs Cyrus (Pokemon)
Mikoshiba Mikoto (Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-Kun) vs Ron Delite (Ace Attorney)
Inigo (Fire Emblem) vs William Graham (Hannibal)
The Narrator (The Stanley Parable) vs King Dice (Cuphead)
Five Pebbles (Rain World) vs Satan/The Dark Prince (Madou Monogatari/Puyo Puyo Tetris)
Sebastian Debeste (Ace Attorney) vs Johann (The Adventure Zone)
Luigi (Super Mario Brothers) vs Charlie Kelly (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death) vs Magolor (Kirby)
Dwight Fairfield (Dead By Daylight) vs Wes (Don't Starve) vs Linebeck (The Legend of Zelda)
Plankton (Spongebob) vs Spamton (Deltarune) vs Courage the Cowardly Dog (Courage the Cowardly Dog)
Father Paul (Midnight Mass) vs George Costanza (Seinfeld) vs Loki (Marvel Comics)
Harry du Bois (Disco Elysium) vs Darkrai (PokePark 2 (Pokemon)) vs Vlad Masters/Plasmius (Danny Phantom)
Reigen Arataka (Mob Psycho 100) vs Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III (How To Train Your Dragon)
Jon Arbuckle (Garfield) vs Wheatley (Portal 2)
Paul Matthews (The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals) vs Jonah Simms (Superstore)
Buggy the Clown (One Piece) vs Abner Krill (Suicide Squad)
Shinji Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion) vs Tamaki Amajiki (My Hero Academia)
Rincewind the Wizard (Discworld) vs Rouxls Kaard (Deltarune)
Giovanni Potage (Epithet Erased) vs Clippy (Microsoft Office XP Advertisement (Microsoft))
Bruno Madrigal (Encanto) vs Kaname Date (AI: The Somnium Files)
The Devil (Cuphead) vs The Ice King (Adventure Time)
Alcryst (Fire Emblem) vs Starscream (Transformers)
Miles O'Brien (Star Trek) vs Spirit Albarn (Soul Eater)
Jonathan Harker (Dracula) vs Ethan Winters (Resident Evil)
Tsukasa Tenma (Project Sekai/Colorful Stage) vs Kendall Roy (Succession)
Mike Wheeler (Stranger Things) vs Dr. Eggman (Sonic)
Larry Needlemeyer (The Amazing World of Gumball) vs Saul Goodman (Better Call Saul)
Alador Blight (The Owl House) vs Andy Bernard (The Office (US))
Jonathan Sims (The Magnus Archives) vs The Cabbage Seller (Avatar: The Last Airbender)
Jedidiah A. A. Martin (Camp Here and There) vs David Ward (I Am In Eskew) vs Randy V. Jade (Dial Town)
John Gaius (The Locked Tomb) vs Gilear Faeth (Fantasy High (Dimension 20)) vs Filbo Fiddlepie (Bugsnax)
Dick Gumshoe (Ace Attorney) vs Zenkichi Hasegawa (Persona 5) vs Eeyore (Winnie the Pooh)
Larry (Pokemon) vs Steven Universe (Steven Universe) vs Fujimoto (Ponyo)
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lostinvasileios · 3 months
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Signs.
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Sometimes signs aren't always what we expect or had asked for. I know, "I asked for this specific sign but I didn't get it so that must mean they don't like me or something!!!" honeybee, calm down.
Sometimes, signs are things we do not expect. Sometimes, signs aren't what we asked for. But that doesn't always mean something bad! You can relax.
For example, I asked Apollon to play a specific song on his playlist during shufflemancy as a sign. Did he play it? No, he didn't. But he played different ones. Ones that would allow him to show himself to me more clearly, more prominently, more -- lovingly. That would allow me to feel him. To imagine him.
Sometimes, signs can take a while to get to you, as well. It doesn't mean the deity doesn't care to answer you. But most signs, in my experience, aren't always that immediate. They take time to prepare. Deities won't pop up and do dances for you, just as, they don't want or expect you to dance for them, either. (Unless you dance together or something. Then have fun! But, you get what I mean, right?)
A long time ago, I asked Loki to send me spiders as a sign to show he was listening to my prayers, that he wanted to be around me, ect. And, it took 3 days for spiders to show up. In those 3 days, I felt - a little scared, to be really honest. Not a lot, since, me and Loki had already experienced each others presence before. When they finally showed up, Loki had sent them in BULK. I mean, they were practically everywhere and almost always caught me off guard. He would send them big, small, ect.
He even had one to watch over me in the corner of my room. I named him Jerry. I'm very scared of spiders, all bugs really. But, over the course of time, I've started to learn that bugs and other small insects are simply how most of my deities will show themselves if I'm not specific about what type of signs I want. (You don't need to be specific for signs if you don't like to do that, by the way! I simply find it easier to tell what is and what isn't a sign that way most of the time.)
The point is, signs can literally come in all shapes and sizes. Expected, unexpected. Timed, random, it doesn't matter. And they aren't always physical. A sign can be a smell, a thought, a feeling, a gust of wind, a dream, someone texting you a kind word, and so on.
Signs will come to you if you ask. Signs will come to you if you believe they will. Signs will come on their own time. One thing that helped me a bunch, was just simply - listening to my emotions when I came across something. Found a seashell? Oh, Apollon sent me that! My sister bringing me an owl shaped chocolate for Valentines? Again, Apollon! (I love owls, haha.) A random image popped into my head that I feel I should paint? Oh look, another sign from Apollon. This can go on. If you feel like somethings a sign, it most likely is. It's up to you and your deity!
Don't stress over signs. Sometimes, you won't get any signs. At least for a while. And that's okay. It doesn't make you less. It doesn't mean anything negative from the jump. You're going to be okay, bee. Breathe.
You're loved. Don't worry.
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lanternkiwi · 1 year
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a collection of my favorite incorrect bllk quotes my friend and i have made, directly copy and pasted from our texts
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bllk manga spoilers
context: social media au! mainly featuring pxg (rin, loki, shidou, karasu, nanase, & zantetsu)
karasu sends a rin edit karasu: rin you lookin kinda ngghhh here rin: ??? zantetsu: What is "ngghhh" in this context? nanase: um shidou: ....listen i can take two itoshis rin: WHAT THE FUCK loki: You look good, Rin! rin: Thank you
shidou sends a rin edit shidou: brother hopper till i die karasu: REAL zantetsu: brother hopper? nanase: it just means he’s doing hopscotch with the itoshi brothers! zantetsu: i see… i too would like to brother hop karasu: ZANTETSU MY BOOYYY rin: ABSOLUTELY NOT shidou: HASHFFKDHFKJ
someone posts “Loki is so bbg” and karasu sends it shidou: now that you pointed it out.. karasu: right?? hes the perfect height for it too zantetsu: What is bbg? nanase: big brother guardian!! zantetsu: oh i see.. karasu, you are a bbg and then he just hears explosive laughter from the other room
and then it becomes a regular thing for pxg members to call each other bbg they’re playing in a game against bastard like karasu: BBG PASS IT HERE shidou: NICE KICK BBG nanase: that was a nice goal, bbg zantetsu rin: i’m not calling any of you bbg karasu: don’t be such a downer bbg isagi: do they… know what bbg means …? yukki: i’ve learned to stop questioning karasu’s antics
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context: nagi cosplayers- reo comments on one accidentally on his official acc w a “woah” and the internet explodes and pxg finds out about it
shidou: sends the nagi cosplay shidou: NAH REO CAUGHT LACKING karasu: RHATS WILDDDKKF nanase: guys leave him alone karasu: nanase, beloved, DID YOU LOOK AT IT nanase: no..? nanase, after looking at it: OH MY GOD NOOO karasu: AKSKFKS shidou: THIS IS AMAZINGGG zantetsu: why is that person dressing as nagi? nanase: it’s a hobby zantetsu: a hobby…? rin, after looking at it: oh damn that is kinda bad..
SHIDOU WETS HIS HAIR BEFORE GOING AGAINST MC AND GOING “do i look like nagi?? what does he sound like OH OH AHEM.. hey lovebug~” karasu HOWLS and reo DIES
karasu: hey nanase come here nanase: what? shidou: we need you to dress up as nagi for us nanase: uh… why? shidou: reo might give you money karasu: we need funds for a team outing shidou: take one for the team, yea? nanase: guys he’s not gonna fall for it… an hour later nanase: so he fell for it..
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context: now pxg (shidou & karasu) is just fucking with the other teams the same way they fucked with reo LMAOO
and then when they go against bastard they target isagi and bachi karau’s the one doing it this time “YO ISAGI CHECK THIS OUT” flattens his hair “i’m gonna follow the monster inside me”
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AND SHIDOU LOSES HIS MIKDDJFKF isagi’s like “FIRST OF ALL BACHIRA DOESNT SOUND LIKE THAT” SHIDOU HOWLLSSS “PROTECTIVE MUCHH??” “I LITERALLY JS SAID HE DOESNT SOUND LIKE THAT” karasu: i got a monster inside me but i actually just want isagi inside me shidou: AHHAKKDLGPVOWKKDKX isagi’s jaw DROPPPSSS
when they won against ubers they had karasu fuck with aryu while shidou moaned in oliver’s ear constantly
they come across an annoying team and loki just sighs and goes “karasu.. shidou…. do it” and they just smile cause they now they know nothings holding them back AKSKFKCKDKSKDK “got master’s permission~~” “stop calling me master!” from a distance LMFOAOSKFKSKSK nanase looks at loki in betrayal and loki sighs “listen here nanase, it may be dirty looking, but getting under your opponent’s skin is a strategy”
shidou: you’re a real annoying guy huh?! kaiser: says you antenna freak. gonna squash you like the bug you are shidou: oh yeah? that’s kinky kaiser: what- karasu, from across the field: OH HARDER DADDY kaiser: WHAT?!
kaiser: the curtains about to close on your performance boys!! karasu: OH YEAH??? you know what DIDNT CLOSE?? shidou: YOUR MOMS LEGS ASSHAT kaiser: NESS GO HOME AND GET THE GUN
loki sends shidou a pass and shidou fucking MOANS “you always do me right master” “FOCUS” kaiser stops in his tracks: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU karasu: chill dude RELAX… (he gets up close to him) loosen up a little, yea~ AND KAISER JERKS AWAY FROM HIM AND SWATS HIS EAR LIKE ISAGI DID TO HIM SKDKXKSK kaisers like “what kind of PSYCHOPATHS is ego cooking up in blue lock?!”
loki sends shidou a soft pass cuz of strategy trying to get away from noa and he says “sshhhiiit aftercare already daddy?” and noa stares at loki loki sighs “I don’t know.”
shidou walks up to noa like “you’re a BIG guy huh? bet you’re real big in the-“ loki steps in “SHIDOU GOOD GOD” “whaaattt i was gonna say soccer leagues, don’t worry master you’re the Big one” WITH A WINK
shidou is so clingy but not the affectionate type more like his chin is on loki’s shoulder as he explains their formation just to make disgusting tongue sounds rin SLAPS shidou and loki dodges downwards knowing it was coming hes like “mmmm~ i like that position” and loki can FEEL rin coming and he moves so rin can smack him
ego asks for team update and loki’s just “well shidou and karasu are literally the same person” and ego cant help but know exactly what that means and put his hand on his shoulder and goes “you are very brave”
omg imagine kaiser taunts loki midway through the game, he walks up to him where he’s sitting and goes “come on out clown, i’ll make you cry” loki just tilts his head saying “you can only do that if you make me come out on the field” shidou whines “masterrrr why don’t you talk to ME like that” and loki acc returns the energy “guard kaiser until he can’t say those words to me then i’ll consider” and shidou GRINS
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shidou: we're connected sae sae: well i hope my internet is bad
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context: desperately in search of a therapist
mini bllk reunion is where they’re talking abt this and bachira says “you should talk to lavinho!” everyone disagrees and makes it known shidou: “steal rin’s therapist” “rin has a therapist??” reo sighs “just anyone but prince will do” chigiri nods aggressively in agreement
and chris goes out of his way to try and be a therapist for them too “you know when i was in high school-“ “when you were in high school you got suspended for streaking” “HE TRIPLE DOG DARED ME REO”
noa sees them and goes “do not listen to anything this fool tells you”
but when it comes down to it the only good advice noa gives out is soccer related 😔 “noa… i need some girl advice” “girls? when i was in high school i never talked to girls. now that i think about it… there were a few that asked me to prom but i had practice (practice he could’ve easily skipped) so i turned them all down” “…. you know what.. nevermind..”
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context: pxg after party
loki snuck them out somehow IDCCC ego only found out cuz of shidou and karasu’s stories
like that scene in do revenge HELEPVJN “ego how did you-" “shidou has me on his close friends story" “shidou!" “WHAATT i talk shit about him on my close friends, its only fair hes on it” “DUDE”
everyone’s getting lit cuz they’re pxg then there’s loki being rin’s therapist in the corner but then shidou comes over, instigates and they run off screaming nanase hot on their heels, “GUYS PLEASE PUBLIC!! WE’RE IN PUBLIC!!!”
karasu’s trying to pick up girls like “uh… isn’t that your team?" “who them? never seen those guys in my life." “KARASU PLEASE HELP ME" “…?" “coincidence”
loki silently wonders if he should talk to nanase too that night
nanase gonna hit the shinji pose on the way home in the backseat fr
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context: raichi "gay? i thought you were japanese?"
ppl bewildered that reo carries nagi around cuz from the manshine city vs bastard munchen match it seems that nagi is like the strongest hoe on the field then just clings onto the mikage heir then one day bllk reuinion reo flat out drunk and nagi carries him home and everyone shocked cuz nagi is so LAZY “wait they share a house?”
raichis def the oblivious one
bachi “yeah dude you didn’t know? they’ve been together since blue lock” “WHAATTTTT” chigiri “dude…”
and now they have to sit the poor dude down and explain how half of them are dating
“me and bachira just kinda clicked and now we’re together” “it was rough for kunigami and i but hey we made it” “shidou’s gay for my brother..” “not my fault your brothers HOT” “DIE” “i’m pretty sure i saw karasu and otoya kiss once” “it was practice” “not gay if it’s with the homies” raichi 😧😧😧
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context: karasu "id fuck you if i was a girl" tabito
shidou: sae can get it rin: what? shidou: what? karasu: if i was a girl, i would agree with you shidou
“you know rin if i was a girl i’d be all over you” “excuse me?!” “never mind” shidou chimes in “i totally see it” rin turns around “WHAT?!”
bro probably had a “man crush” on yukimiya when it was straight up just a crush “yukimiya, i gotta say you are VERY attractive.” “oh? why thank you” “like i’d fuck you” “wait what” “if i was a girl, obviously” “oh”
“yukimiya kinda… in a bro way” “bro way?” “yeah bro way” “dude…”
"its not gay if its with the homies" otoya nods “yes.. yes.” aryu somewhat agrees, but he genuinely had a crush on chigiri and isn’t in denial of it reo’s like “that’s a thing?? i thought we were all gay” and yukimiya knows exactly why he says that and just “😒”
yukimiya: Sure yeah, because thinking of fucking your friends and telling them is normal. karasu: absolutely
karasu: just hear me out this one time yukimiya: absolutely not. your argument about this during the second selection was actually ridiculous! karasu: hey man.. i cant argue with socks being on during sex okay ITS UNIVERSAL LAW yukimiya: SAID NO ONE EVER
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context: GET THESE BOYS OFF TWITTER
nah but zantetsu def made some dumbass comment on twt and reo replied with “open up schools again” 😭😭😭😭😭
reo commenting on nagi edits and cosplays imagine him going on his usual spree never realizing that was his official account and it gets PINNED ON EVERY TIKTOK HE COMMENTS ON
reo commenting on nagi edits and cosplays imagine him going on his usual spree never realizing that was his official account and it gets PINNED ON EVERY TIKTOK HE COMMENRS ON “oh my god he’s so hot” “the way i’d lick his abs” “you look sm like him?? wow?? come over??”
chigiri: aint NO way you were caught lacking THIS BAD reo: I KNOW HOW IT LOOKS
he has to jump on twitter “GUYS ITS NOT WHAT I LOOKS LIKE” in the replies bachira: caught in 4k is insane shidou: HASJCNJJFEWFN and @’s the WHOLE PXG TEAM karasu: NAHH AGAIN bachira: AGAIN IS WILLD rin: reo just log off shidou: THIS IS HILARIOUSKDJFNJ isagi: reo you have to stop doing this
reo tweeting “he’s here…..” thinking it was his private one and getting exposed AGAIN shidou’s def the one that calls him out when he thinks he got away w it @/reomikage: i really do love nagi seishiro shidou, in replies: check @ dude reo: FUCK then shidou sends a ss to the pxg group chat SKJJSNVJKD shidou has his notifications on for reo for this exact reason
HE SEES A NAGI COSPLAY AND TAGS REO “@/reomikage stays on during sex right???😘😘”
shidou in a nagi edit: “looking for reo’s comments" “here before reo 😜” “wheres reo when you need him huh”
SIMILARLY I BET KARASU GOT CAUGHT LACKING WHEN TALKING ABOUT YUKKI karasu on a yukki edit: “damn you made him hot i mean he was hot before but damn" “HES SO BAAADDD” “friend? bitch i said YOU BAD” and shidou sends it to the gc shidou: karasu ayo???? karasu: what i said what i said
karasus like “dawg have you SEEN yukimiya” and shidou’s like “mm you right”
they’re all over yukki in the pxg vs bm game when kaiser isn’t acting up
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that's all me and my friend are ridiculous LMFOASKFNNAF THERES PROBABLY A LOT MORE i'll another post if we come up with more
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notinthislife50 · 7 months
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Chapter 28
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You've settled back into life at the Avengers compound, and after some convincing, you agreed to join the team, despite Tony's constant teasing.
Before you joined the Avengers, Tony would often taunt you, joking, "Are you sure you're a super soldier? You should be taller." You'd just smile in response.
Then one day, he challenged your strength, asking, "Do you think you're stronger than me?"
You shrugged, "I never said that."
Tony, always up for a challenge, suggested a test, saying, "Okay, let's prove it. Gym in ten minutes."
Steve warned him, "Tony, be careful."
Tony, unfazed, teased, "What, Cap? Don't you think your girl can take me? You going to let him think that?" he smirked at you.
You replied, "No, I just didn't want to hurt you. But see you in ten." With that, you got up from the couch, stretched, and headed to your room to change, with Bucky following behind.
Bucky playfully cautioned, "You better take it easy on him," a smile betraying his seriousness.
A crowd had gathered in the gym, and Tony proposed a wager. "Shall we make a bet?" he asked.
You inquired, "What were you thinking?"
Tony grinned, "If I win, you join the Avengers. And if you win, we'll stop bugging you."
You agreed, shaking his hand. You both stepped into the ring, and your demeanor remained calm.
Tony tried to goad you, saying, "Hope you're not scared."
You responded confidently, "I know you won't hurt me too much." As he lunged at you, you sidestepped, causing him to collide with the wall.
People gasped and whispered, but you remained composed. Tony acknowledged, "Okay, so speed is your thing," and reentered the ring. He landed a punch on your face, causing you to drop to your hands and knees.
Seeing the concern on Steve and Bucky's faces, you smiled to reassure them that you were fine. When Tony threw another punch, you caught his hand and exerted pressure on his metal suit. After releasing his hand, you kicked him in the stomach, sending him crashing into the opposite wall.
Tony got up and approached you, removing his helmet. "Finally," he said, "Now maybe you'll believe how strong you are. But you don't have to join us."
You hugged him and said, "Get me the contract, and I'll sign it."
With Tony, Wanda, and Nat welcoming you as if you had never left, you felt like you were truly part of the family again. Your confidence was restored, and you couldn't be more grateful. Sometimes you needed some time alone to recharge, and Loki would often find you, teasing, "Are we hiding again? I thought I taught you better than this."
You'd always smile and reply, "Not hiding, just recharging," and tightly hug him.
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kazzy-boo-baby · 25 days
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HEYY!! If you're taking requests (but don't worry if you aren't!) please could you do some little Loki headcanons? Ty!
Feel free to send an ask about headcanons in to me in return btw! Unfortunately I only do Loki and other Tom Hiddleston characters, but I could do to write a bit more recently if you'd like hehe ^^
OMG OF COURSEE 🩷
It's been awhile since I've done some Headcannons 💚
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•Loki Age Regression Headcannons•
•Loki and Thor sometimes regress together, usually around the same age as each other. But when Thor isn't regressed, he's the one who takes care of Loki and makes sure he's happy
•Loki likes his alone time when he's little, doing his best to be as independent as possible. He'll do things as far as denying cuddles because he's "a big kid" but eventually gives in and asks for cuddles anyway.
•His little age is from 2-4, mainly falling around the four range.
•He LOVES to go outside and play around. One thing in particular is he likes to inspect bugs he finds and just play make believe with them. Something about being outside makes him feel so calm.
•He has little gear for when he feels feminine, masculine, or somewhere in the middle. Like different colored onesies, certain decorated pacifiers, and certain blankets too!
•He hates being told what to do, absolutely hates it. If you tell him it's time to eat, he'll keep playing with his toys until he's ready to eat. If you want him to get dressed, he'll wait until the last minute until he's ready. So.. he can be a very stubborn little.
•He's not a fan of cartoons or movies. Instead, he listens to lullabies to help him feel calm while playing with his toys. Or sometimes, he'll just listen to the lullabies and lay down in bed.
•Loki loves having bedtimes stories read to him! That's the only thing that will help him go to bed at a reasonable time. Thor always tells him stories of adventures he's been on or just things he's done on Midgard.
•When Thor can't look over him when Loki's feeling extra little, he'll be watched by Dr. Strange. Surprisingly, that's the only person Thor trusts to watch over Loki when he's little.
And that's all! I hope you guys enjoy 💕
-Agere Headcannon Poll coming up soon!
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wolfstardaughter-jj · 2 years
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What's four more?
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Summary: What happens when the beloved Loki the cat goes missing for two weeks. Once he comes back, everyone’s relieved, thinking the chaos was over. But two months later a little surprise pops up on their doorstep.
Pairing: Fred Weasley x reader, Remus Lupin x Sirius Black
Warning: missing pet
Word count: 2.1k words
A/n: ik it's been about a week or so since this was requested, so sorry it took so long, my exams and projects were being a bitch but now they're over. Also thank you for sending this request, it is honestly such a cute thing that I was really excited to write it, tho I sorta focused more on Loki going missing for a bit.
"Love, have you seen Loki anywhere?" You asked Fred as you entered your room after having spent the last 30 minutes looking through every nook and cranny in the cottage.
Fred, who had been hidden away in your room to brainstorm new product ideas, had just noticed the absence of the very lovable cat. Fred had the tendency to lose track of time when he's busy planning and brainstorming pranking ideas.
"No, I haven't....which is odd."
It was very odd indeed. Anyone who's met Loki, knows that he's a very clingy and lovable cat. Which meant he was either bugging someone for cuddles and head scratches or following you around like a baby duckling. If it's neither of them, then he's probably off sleeping in his favourite napping spots. But even then, when you went to look for him there, he was nowhere to be found.
"Yeah, I checked everywhere. His favourite napping bookshelf, the kitchen cupboards, the laundry room, I even checked the bloody roof for Merlin's sake and he's not there." You ranted as you began to pace back and forth. Never have you been away from Loki this long.
Even when you guys were at Hogwarts, he would always find a way to get to you. Appearing randomly in the middle of charms or greeting you at the entrance of the transfiguration classroom. He never failed to make a random appearance every 30-40 minutes of being apart.
"What if he ran away?" You theorised with a worried look.
"Loki? Run away? Are you daft? That cat would rather face God himself than runaway from you." Fred assured as he got up from his desk and towards you.
"What if he got catnapped..." You suggested, your ramblings only went down hill from there.
Going from getting catnapped to a theory that maybe one one of Voldemort's minions got their hands of Loki and is gonna use him for ransom in exchange for Harry. To which you contemplated on actually giving Harry away in exchange for Loki.
"I mean Harry can handle himself, Loki can't and-"
"Love-"
"Loki just hates strangers so he'd-"
"Love-"
"go absolutely feral if he was placed in that situation-" You only continued Fred's calls as the worrying thoughts began to drown you.
"Y/N!"
Finally after a few minutes of worry filled ramblings, Fred finally got through to you. You probably would have sunk to the floor if you didn't have him to keep you upright.
"Everything is going to be fine. Teddy and your dads are going to be home before dinner, meaning we still have some time to search around the house and maybe even the nearby places in the forest. When they get here, we can ask them to help us look for him. Okay?"
Fred was trying his hardest to keep you as calm as you could. He knew that if anything were to happen to Loki, you would fall apart. You loved that cat like it was your own child.
You slowly nodded as you tried to slow down your breathing. It felt like your thoughts were going 100 miles per hour and everything was a mess.
You both started to look through the whole house again. It didn't hurt to double check things. Then your search stretched all the way out to the woods by the time Sirius, Remus and Teddy came back home.
When you broke the news to them, they immediately panicked. Sirius especially, he was almost as worried as you were. He himself started frantically looking everywhere around the house and even offered to try and "catch his scent" in his animagus form to try and look for him.
By the end of the night you had ended your search by the lake near the cottage. There was no sign of him anywhere. And it wasn't like you could ask any nearby neighbours seeing as you lived in the middle of nowhere with zero neighbours. Literally miles away from the closest town.
(time skip for 2 weeks)
It's been about two whole weeks since you last saw Loki and you basically lost all hope in finding him. You've left out missing cat posters at the nearby town but knowing Loki, he tends to stray away from crowded places.
Loki was the only pet you and Teddy ever had so it was hard to process it.
You deeply missed him and were starting to wonder about the possibility that he was...dead.
The mere thought brought a chill down your spine and tears to your eyes. You didn't want to think he was dead. Loki was a big part of your world and you loved him with all your heart.
Ever since the moment you found him in that little box that rainy night. You just knew that that little guy was going to be part of your family.
You went out to the garden to rethink possible places Loki could have gone. Even though you and the others have exhausted all options and locations possible. There was still hope he could have gone somewhere and was simply trying to find his way back home.
You sat down under the shade of a tree. You closed your eyes as you took in a deep breath. For a moment, you felt something soft and fluffy land on your lap. You thought you were imagining things but you started to feel the fluffy thing begin to purr and even let out a soft meow.
Your eyes shot open as you realized what it was.
"LOKI!?!!"
Your scream echoed through the house which called the attention of the two adults and child who were sitting in the living room.
"Is it really you, bud?!?!" You still couldn't believe your eyes but the moment you saw the dark green collar, you knew it was him.
You pulled him into your arms, noting the amount of dirt and twigs in his fur but you didn't mind, you were too overjoyed at the fact he was back to even realise it.
"We've been looking everywhere for you, bud, you can't just run off like that. Merlin knows what kind of mischief could have happened wherever you were." You cooed as you held the black cat tightly in your arms, scared he might run off again.
A head of blue hair poked through the back door. With a wide grin on Teddy's face. His eyes lit up at the sight of Loki.
He wasn't as close to Loki as you were but he adored the cat nonetheless. He ran to you and joined the two of you in a hug.
Then followed a very excited Sirius who nearly tripped on his way out the door and a cheery Remus who chuckled at the sight before he reached the little reunion going on.
Sirius may have not been too keen on having a cat before but ever since Loki entered their lives, he had a change of heart.
“Where the bloody hell has he been?!” Sirius asked as he knelt down and expected the cat.
“I have no idea but it looks like he’s been roughing it for the last few weeks.” You stated as you lifted up Loki’s paws to see his paws literally coated in dirt and mud.
“Poor boy, let’s give you a bath.” Sirius stated as he lifted Loki out of your arms and walked off to the bathroom. 
“See, you didn’t have to worry about anything. Other than the dirt, he looks completely untouched.” Remus stated as he pulled both you and Teddy off the ground.
You nodded your head with a chuckle, “Yeah, I guess you were right. I should go write to Freddie that Loki’s home.” 
(2 months later)
You were going about your day in the Kitchen. You planned on making a cake and Fred volunteered to help out.
You chuckled at the sight of Fred covered in flour, sugar, eggs and some frosting. It looked more like he got most of the cake ingredients on him rather than in the bowl.
You looked a similar way since Fred decided to have a food fight since it didn’t seem fair that you barely had a speck of flour on your apron while he had the entire bag of flour on him.
Your attention was brought somewhere else when you heard a series of meowing coming from the front door.
You peeked your head through the archway to see Loki standing by the door as he scratched on the surface. He looked like he wanted to go out. 
You dusted off the flour from your hands and opened the door for him, but you froze when you looked down at the sight that sat on your doorstep.
“....uh, Fred! Can you come here for a second!” You called out to your boyfriend, not taking your eyes at the scene before you.
Fred rested his hand on your shoulder as he peaked over to the doorstep, “What is it lov- why is there a bunch of kittens and a cat on your doorstep?” 
“I-uh...I have no idea.” 
You looked down at the three kittens and mama cat and saw Loki go up to her and began to cuddle into her side.
“You don’t think….Oh merlin.” You cursed under your breath as you started to connect the dots.
You could even see the little similarities between the litter to Loki. It looked like they were only a few days old. It was a wonder how the mama cat even got them to your front door. The fact that Loki was cuddling into the mama cat said it all. Loki rarely ever goes near other animals. He’s terrified of them.
“Can you call dad and papa…And grab a warm towel too.” You stated as you slowly knelt down and examined the little group.
“Oh merlin, what are we going to do with you lot.” You sighed as you slowly reached out to the kittens. Making sure to check if it was okay with the mother cat.
Once she knew it was safe to touch them, you reached out the three kittens and felt the soft fur.
The mother cat had white fur with grey stripes across it which was quite contrasting to Loki’s black fur.
One of the kittens looked almost exactly like Loki as a kitten. The other two kittens looked more like their mama.
“What is it little wol-”
Sirius nearly dropped the ceramic plate he had in his hands when he saw the litter of kittens.
“What in Godrick’s name is this?!?!” Sirius asked as slowly walked closer to the kittens.
Fred handed you the warm towel before Sirius pushed him out of the way while handing the ceramic plate to Fred so he could get a peak of the adorable kittens.
“Oh merlin, don’t let Teddy see the-” Remus winced as he heard the footsteps coming up from behind him.
“Don’t let me see what?” Teddy wondered as he stood behind the group.
The boy pushed through the group and let out a yelp when he saw what Remus was trying to hide from him.
“Holy guacamole on a tortilla chip, is that what I think it is?!?!” Teddy’s eyes were as wide as tennis balls.
The group chuckled at the boy’s peculiar choice of words. 
“Yes, now move out of the way. We need to take them out of this freezing cold weather.” You stated as you gently carried the kittens into the warmth of the cottage.
As you walked on, the mama cat and Loki began to follow you through the home.
“Are they Loki’s? And if so, can we keep them, even the mama cat? Cause if we can keep them I want to name them. That mama cat should be called Astra, That sounds so pretty. That black one should be Loki 2.0- wait no that’s a horrible name. I’ll get back to him. These other two should be named after Apollo and Artemis- OH! The black one should be Hades! Yes that’s perfect-”
“Don’t get attached, Teddy. We’re not even sure if we can keep them. It’s up to papa and dad, you know that.” You reminded your brother.
Teddy turned to both his dads with so much excitement, you would have thought he was having a sugar rush.
“Pleeeaaase! Can we keep them?” Teddy was going through all the stops. Pouting his lips and looking up at your parents with his “Puppy dog eyes” that he learned from your dear papa.
Sirius and Remus shared a look and for a moment, you could tell they were having a little conversation of their own. After a few seconds the two adults decided on the verdict.
“What’s four more?”
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michelleleewise · 2 years
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hi i have a request 💚😁
So reader and Loki are at a party (reader is an introvert and hates parties and so is planning on clinging to Loki throughout the whole thing but Loki doesn’t know that this is her plan) but Loki wants to tease reader by kind of like avoiding them and talking to other people instead. but a bunch of bad things happen to reader like her drink gets spiked but she noticed and didn’t drink it but was about to etc. and so she gets really really upset and emotional.
thank youuuu 💚💚💚💚
So sorry this has taken me a minute to get to!!! And thanks so much for sending it to me!!! I tweaked a tiny tiny bit, not alot though I promise!! 💚💚💚💚
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Stark Party
Pairing: Loki x reader
Warnings: mentions of panic attack, anxiety, social anxiety, introvert behavior, mentions of alcohol, drinks getting spiked.
Summary: you worked at stark tower as one of the avengers assistants, your weren't bug on large crowds, so it was perfect, until the night of a Stark party.
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"Y/n, there you are!" You heard Tony behind you. "Listen, I'm hosting a party tonight for all my employees and their families." He said. "Ooook, and what does that have to do with me?" You asked. "Well, your coming too." He smiled. "Umm, thank you but no, me and large parties don't mix well." You said turning to leave.
"Well its mandatory, bring your boyfriend or someone." He said. "I don't have one." You said glaring at him. "Oh, well I'll see you tonight, starts at 8." He called over his shoulder as he walked out, leaving you in the kitchen. "Shit." You sighed heading to your office, unaware a certain God had heard the whole encounter.
"Greetings y/n." Loki said coming into your office. "Hey Loki, what are you up to?" You asked going through your paperwork. "Not much...right now. Are you going to the party this evening?" He asked sitting down. "Yeah, apparently I don't have a choice." You huffed setting some files down. "Do you not like Starks parties? They are quite lavish." He smiled.
"No, I don't. I have a hard time being around that many people, but...'You trailed off waving your hand. You did your best to keep your eyes down, trying not to look at him. You had gotten to know the God pretty well since you started working at the tower, he was funny, clever and no one could compete with his wit and charm. You liked to think you were friends, but over time, your feelings turned.
"Well I will be attending as well, so maybe I will see you there?" He said as you looked up, your eyes taking him in. He was wearing black slacks and a dark blue sweater with the sleeves rolled up. Your eyes traveled up, seeing his beautiful black hair falling past his shoulders, why did he have better hair then you did? Meeting his deep green eyes as he smiled. "Yes, i....I'll see you there." You nervously smiled as he got up. "Until then y/n." He nodded leaving, you couldn't help watch as he walked out, the man was sex on legs.
You finished getting ready, looking in the mirror straightening out your dress, you went with a simple black maxi dress, hitting mid thigh and black heels. You sighed, trying to prepare yourself. "It's ok, Loki will be there, I'll just stick with him." You said to yourself. Loki always seemed to have a way of calming your nerves, so you decided tonight you wouldn't leave his side.
You walked in, cringing inwardly as the bass rattled you. Everything was loud and too much. People were everywhere. You looked around for Loki, he wasn't hard to spot with his tall stature. And then your saw him, in the corner with Thor. You swallowed and made you way to him.
"There she is, how are you y/n?" Thor asked as you appeared next to Loki "i...im ok." You said looking at Loki, who was still wearing the black slacks but switched to a light blue button up, accentuating his dark hair. "I'll grab you a drink." Thor said. "Oh, I don't drink, just a soda please." You smiled as he nodded. You shifted closer to Loki, practically touching him and it didn't go unnoticed as Loki smiled down at you.
"What? Do I look weird?" You asked looking at yourself. "No, quite the opposite, you look lovely." He smiled making you blush. "Thanks, so do you." You whispered as he smiled. Thor returned with your drink as Loki winked at you and walked off, leaving you stunned. "W...where is he going?" You asked Thor. "Probably to cause some mischief somewhere." He laughed loudly making you jump. "Will you excuse me?" You said as Thor nodded.
You made your way through the room, looking for the God as your anxiety began to rise. You saw him talking to a group of people as he looked at you smiling. You made your way to him, but he was gone when you got there. "Shit, where are you." You said looking around again. "Y/n, how are you?" You heard one of the agents, Mark you believed, say as he grabbed your waist and pulled you to him. "Please let go of me." You said pushing against him. "Have some fun, you need to loosen up." He said as you pushed out of his grip storming off.
"Loki....where are you?" You felt your eyes burn, everything was becoming too much. You saw Loki at the bar, and hurried to him. "Hey, why did you leave?" You asked as he smiled. "I must mingle darling, part of being an avenger apparently." He said grabbing two drinks as he winked and walked off.
You went to follow as the heel of your shoe broke, almost making you fall. You sat your drink down, leaning down to remove your shoes "Well, those are done." You said standing back up seeing Mark standing by your drink, pouring something in it. "What are you doing?" You asked walking to him. "Like I said, you need to loosen up." He smiled walking off. You picked up your drink, smelling what you were sure was whiskey as you set it down.
You leaned on the bar, closing your eyes you took deep breaths, trying your best to focus. Your anxiety was through the roof, you could feel your chest tighten with each breath. You opened your eyes as tears streamed down your cheeks. "Y/n, are you ok?" You heard next to you as someone touched your arm, making you jerk away "don't touch me!" You yelled, looking up seeing Thor. "I apologize, I didn't mean.." he started.
"I need to leave, I can't be here, I was going to stick with Loki, but he obviously doesn't give a shit since he's spent the night avoiding me." You rambled as your thoughts spiraled. "Y/n, he...." Thor tried again. "Goodnight Thor." You said storming off. You were almost to the door when you looked over, seeing Loki talking to some woman as she ran a hand up his arm laughing. You felt the tears threatening again as Loki looked at you, his smile fading.
Just as you turned to leave you felt a cold liquid spill down your front, soaking your dress. "Oops, guess you'll have to take that off." You heard Mark, seeing he had dumped his whole drink on you. You felt your face heat up as tears streamed down your face. You shoved Mark out of the way and ran to your office, slamming the door behind you, moving the chair, climbing under the desk.
You could hear your heartbeat in your ears, you laid your head on your knees, trying to calm your breathing. You didn't hear when Loki came in calling your name, only noticing when he was kneeling next to you. He reached his hand out as you flinched away, looking wide eyed at him as tears streamed down your cheeks.
He pulled his hand back, watching you "y/n, listen to my voice, deep breaths." He said as he began breathing deeply. You watched his chest rise and fall, breathing in unison. "That's it, keep going. Focus on me." He said as you looked up at him. "Y...you.....you left me." You said shakely between breaths as his eyes softened. "I'm so sorry darling, I....I was being stupid." He said "w....why?" You asked as he sighed "because, i.....I like you. And I thought maybe you liked me too, so I decided to tease you, see if you would follow me......and....." he trailed off looking down.
You felt your heart slow as you got your breathing under control. "Y...you like me?" You asked turning your head. "Yes, I do. Alot actually. But I never should have left you alone out there." He said looking at you. "Well, I never told you about my anxiety issues, so it wasn't your fault." You said looking down at your wet dress. "May i?" He asked as you nodded, waving his hand with a green flash your dress was dry.
You scooted out from under the desk, kneeling on the floor in front if him. "I'm sorry y/n, I understand if you dont...." he started as you leaned up kissing his cheek. "I like you too Loki, alot." You smiled as you leaned back, seeing his hand rub his cheek. "Let me help you home." He said getting up holding his hands out helping you up. "You stay here, I'll grab your cost and be right back." He said smiling.
He helped you out of the cab, standing in front of your building holding your shoes you looked up at him. "Umm would you.....I mean if you want.....i have tea....." you stuttered as he smiled. "I would love some darling." He smiled as you opened the door. Your evening didn't start well, but you knew it would end with a bang....
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khaire-traveler · 6 months
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Thanks so much for answering my asks, and also for calling me Zier! (It's the name I picked out for myself about a year ago and it feels absolutely wonto have people call me by it)
(This is kind of a part 2 to my last question) I've seen some people say that with certain deities you might have to negotiate with them on certain things (for example I saw quite a few people talking about negotiating with Loki about not wanting bugs near you/in your house because that's something you'll get a lot of if you work with Loki)
Thanks again and I hope you have a wonderful day/night!
Hello again, Zier (glad I got your name right)!
I wouldn't call it a negotiation if you're just setting your boundaries with a deity. They should respect the boundaries you set, especially if you make it clear that it is not something you're willing to be flexible with. If you have a phobia of bugs, for example, then Loki should respect the fact that you've asked them not to send any bugs your way as a sign or otherwise.
As someone who worships Loki, I'd like to personally say that I haven't had any issues with them overstepping boundaries that I've set. This actually goes for all the deities I worship and have worshipped; they always respect my boundaries, and they should do the same with other worshippers as well. The only time I've had them push against things is if they're trying to get me out of my comfort zone, but they never do this in a harmful manner.
I hope this answered your question! Take care, and have a good day/night. ☺️🧡
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I read online a rumor that an older Sylvie ends up behind the TVA and plays a villain. If that's true, it means Kang might get the Loki Treatment and be edged out of the show for Sylvie. Is Kang going to pine after her, too now?
I keep hearing the "don't like, don't watch" platitude about it all, but it's horrid. Our favorite character gets his own show after years of us latching on to the anemic trickle of Loki content. We look forward to it for so long, then it's got no characterization of Loki in favor of The Magical Mary Sue who's better than every character she meets no matter how strong they were originally. She'll treat them like some poo she stepped in, they'll fall for her after knowing her for not even a week regardless, and she goes "I don't have anyone 🥺" and we're supposed to feel sorry for her? And act like Loki finally loves someone when he loved several people (Thor, Odin, Frigga) to the point of desperation and self sacrifice.
And we're supposed to love Mobius, too. Aww, he calls Loki a cockroach who's only born to bring suffering and death, literally keeps him prisoner, locks him in a time loop to be beaten and degraded! So cute and sweet!
They been to rename the show Sylvie Sucks the Soul Out of Everything and Bureacratic Fascist is Just So Lovable. Sorry for ranting, this has been bugging me. A friend of mine loves the show but never saw the original movies. I had her watch A1 with me and she asked me why Loki was so scary and cold. Ugh.
(Love your blog and insights, btw)
Thank you dear 😉 And rant away, I don't mind it at all!
I heard that rumour too, it would be hilarious if Sylvie took centre stage in S2 after Kang is introduced in Quantmania and the fanboys got mad because she took the spotlight from him (we could use the "first time?" meme on them lol).
The "don't like, don't watch" always makes me laugh. When a movie/series is about to be released and someone says they're not interested they're hit with the "oh but if you don't give it a chance how will you know it's not for you?", so you do watch it but if you don't like it you voice your opinions and then you're hit with the "well if you don't like it don't watch it". Which is it then?!!!!! 😂😂🤦‍♀️
What happened to your friend is what bothers me the most about the series. For those of us who have been watching these movies for years we know the canon, we've seen them at a time when Marvel actually cared about Loki's character so we know his past. But now all the new fans who watch the series first are going to watch those movies with tainted glasses: they'll see the scene with the Kursed in TDW and think Loki is leading him straight to Thor and they will blame Frigga's death on him even though at the time did anyone ever think of blaming him? I doubt it. Now they'll see the NYC invasion and blame him and only him as if Thanos hadn't been the one to send him there -- we even have Banner admit as much in IW.
It sucks. If they wanted to ruin his character and a good chunk of his fanbase then mission accomplished. And my fear is they might use S2 to claim the Loki pre-series was never canon and no more than a Kang puppet who said and did whatever he wanted him to. I hope they don't do that but......... 🤷‍♀️🤢
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lotti-lyric · 2 years
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Hi I just found your blog and I love it! Could I please have a romantic MHA male matchup?💕 (pronouns: she/her) I would be okay with any heroes / villians / students
I’m 22, I’m a Capricorn sun (cancer moon and libra rising) I have brown eyes and bright pink dyed hair - I love art like drawing and painting, art history, and baking!
I HATE bugs and I cry if one is ever near me lol. Other pet peeves: people walking really slow in front of me, people coughing in public without covering up
I’m very empathetic and always trying to lighten the mood and make people happy. I’m very chill and don’t have problems with anyone (unless they’re rude or mean to me or my friends) I can’t stand people who are rude ignorant. I’m super indecisive and need a lot of validation. A quirk someone gave me once was reality warping (kinda like the scarlet witch) and they said I would have like choatic / trickster type vibes (like loki) and that’s my dream quirk.
I’m b l i n d so always wearing my glasses haha also I love having a sense of humor. I also have anxiety and can be way too emotional sometimes. I’m an ENFP & also I love tie dye clothes, makeup, and everything pastel.
Sorry if this is way too much !!! thank you sm :)
charlotte’s interlude!!💗- AHHHH my first request!! hi love, tysm, it means the world!! i’m so glad you like my blog!! 💗😭 you sound like such a fun person oh my GOD!! all matchups and requests are open so feel free to send stuff in!! lots of love, thanks again!! 🌸🦋✨
warnings; food, swearing, anxiety mention, and bugs
i match you with…
Taishiro Toyomitsu (aka Fatgum!!)
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THIS SONG IS YALL ^^
SAID WHAT I SAID
oh my gosh so the first time you guys meet
talk about love at first SIGHT
he’s such a genuine and nice guy so he was LIVING for your empathy!! he saw you helping a stranger who had fallen over
first thing he noticed, def ur glasses!! HE THINKS THEYRE FUCKING ADORABLE OH MY GOD
once you guys are together bestie invest in some contacts bc he’s gonna be wearing those 90% of the time 💀
“Taishi, baby, I need those to SEE-“
“OH RIGHT IM SO SORRY BEAUTIFUL-“
before he even knows you very well, he’s already giving a lot of validation!! he’s always complimenting you on your makeup or your groovy asf tie dye fits!!
one of his biggest fears is that while using your quirk, you’ll get hurt or enter another reality altogether
he just wants to be with you 🥺
YALL GO TO THSOE POTTERY WHERE U PAINT THE LITTLE CERAMICS ALL THE TIME AND HES SO SHIT AT IT BUT DOZENS R ON THE SHELF OF UR APARTMENT
if it’s ok with you, he def appreciates your baking, especially for help with his quirk!! like it tastes fuckin fire and he needs to eat anyways!!
earned the title of the bug slayer!! they’re gone before you can even see them!! if you were to start crying, he would hold you and pet your hair (which he LOVES BTW), just understanding
“I know baby… it’s ok.. I won’t let anything get you!!”
he’s very very supportive and always makes sure you’re comfortable in every situation!!
he’s big on giving you hugs from behind and you guys definitely have “your song” together 🥺
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dream-thieves · 2 years
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OH NO NOT AGAIN 😂
1: technically Laika is supposed to be “my” dog (she was my HS graduation gift 💀) but because she’s so attached to my dad and my brother everyone forgets that and recently Mom got really confused when I called her mine and then went “oh I forgot she was a gift for you” (Loki is ACTUALLY my dog, so I’m not mad about it but dad also gets really offended when I say I have almost no bond with Laika but that was her choice, which is fine, she’s a creature with a brain who makes choices, and I’m not gonna force it??)
2: I’m not gonna shut up about The Sandman for awhile so I would like to apologize to everyone who follows me on this blog from my BC/Finnish band blog cause this ain’t what you signed up for but ya bitch got that new hyperfixation bug!!!
3: Milo has precisely zero idea that he’s at least 85lbs so he likes to step on body parts, heads and chests being his faves, and I have a weird asymmetrical muscle under my left collarbone that, when it’s irritated, makes my whole upper left quadrant hurt REALLY bad and somehow Milo ALWAYS finds it to step on and it’s like an Instant Rage Button because it hurts so bad and for some reason my brain decided the appropriate reaction to that specific pain just immediate, incandescent RAGE. I hurt my cheek biting it last time he stepped on me so that I didn’t take it out on him because Milo has no idea he hurt me, it’s not his fault my brain is wired funny but HOLY GODS my vision literally went red lol
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ajaxdoesbattles · 1 year
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About
•Ajax, they/he
•Professional battler
•Lover of bug types
•From Hoenn, currently live near Fourtree
My Mons
•Current Team:
-Lucario, Loki: Loki was my starter and first Pokémon. He was a riolu back then, a surprise baby from a ditto that was brought in by some rangers. I was already volunteering at the shelter at the time (I was 14) and just fell in love with him, and he was my favorite mon there. After a few weeks of taking care of him and reading up on Riolu, I ended up adopting him and he’s been my best friend ever since.
-Sylveon, Sam: Sam was one of the first Pokémon I caught myself, and he has been on my team ever since. He was the most food motivated eevee I’ve ever met, and that hasn’t changed. He his easily bribed with pokeblocks.
-Banette, Circus: Circus was another shelter mon, but I was already an adult when I got her. She was dumped as a Shuppet and was very unhappy about it, but seemed to get along with Sam. They hadn’t been able to find a forever trainer for her and I had trained a Shuppet in the past, although I ended up passing him to a ghost-type specialist as at the time I didn’t have the space for another team member. She came home with me and I’ve never regretted it.
-Roserade, Angel: Angel is another mon I caught as a young trainer, he was a Roselia at the time. He always needs to know what’s happening and going on, and training him to stay in his ball was a challenge.
-Bisharp, Hecate: I got Hecate from another trainer I met at my first showcase battle outside Hoenn. We both had a love of Bisharp/Pawniard, and it turned out she was from a family of pokemon breeders and her Bisharp had just had some eggs. I had experience with steel types from Loki and so she contacted me when the eggs hatched and were ready to go to homes, and thus I ended up with a tiny little Pawniard.
-Talonflame, Zephyr: I caught Zephyr in Kalos while there for an event, he was a very bold little fletchling who started divebombing me in an attempt to steal my sandwich. He didn’t back off even when I called out Circus to scare him off and I was worried what would happen to him if he did this to others, so I ended up catching him. He didn’t seem to mind. He just kept gunning for the sandwich as soon as I let him out.
•Other Mons:
-Zipper the Yanma: Zipper is a super shy little thing, ont of the first bugs I ever fostered from my local shelter and I just couldn’t send him back. He likes to cling to my back or ride on my head.
-Juniper the Whirlipede: Another rescue, we don’t know how she ended up in Hoenn, but suspect she was released by a trainer. She is incredibly sweet and I had wanted a Venipede since I was a small child so I knew a lot about them, so I took her in.
-Masquerade the Lampet: Masquerade was a Litwick when I caught him in Galar, I’d been wanting another ghost type for a while and Chandelure is a mon I knew would gel well with my battle style. He is training up to join my battle team as a rotating member.
-Gale the Swellow: Gale was a Taillow someone gifted to a friend of mine who loves birds, but they failed to actually talk to her about it first so they didn’t know that she is allergic to feathers… luckily I had the space to take Gale in. My friend still visits her regularly after taking plenty of allergy meds, and they occasionally compete in Cleverness Contests together.
-Sprite the Rhibombee: Sprite latched on to me as a Cutiefly when I was in Alola for a showcase. She refused to leave and wasn’t allowed on the plane home unless she was mine, so I caught her at the airport.
-Krios the Whimsicott: Krios blew into my yard as a Cottonee, and was somewhat battered from a big storm. I am authorized to rehab some types of Pokémon including Grass so I helped get her back to full heath and she has just stuck around since. I eventually ended up officially catching her because She seemed to have no interest in leaving.
-Goomber the Goomy: I acquired Goomber as an egg because I was hoping to raise a Goodra for my team. Though not a poison type, Goomy requires similar handling and as far as dragons go are some of the more laid back and “easier” ones to raise as someone who had not raised a dragon before. However, he has ended up being…. Not the brightest bulb in the box, so he has ended up more of a housemon than a battler.
-Gummi the Wurmple: Some of you may already know how I ended up with Gummi, as I chronicled Juniper’s temporary adoption of an army of Wurmples last year. Gummi is the only one who didn’t leave.
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Squid Games (Marvel/Squid Games x reader crossover)
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A/N: Had this fun little idea after watching squid games. Kinda toyed with the plot a bit, but overall a good base line :)
TW: Swearing, violence, blood
Summary: After being sent to Korea on a solo mission to take down a game hosted by black market sponsors, the Avenger's tune in to why you've been away from the compound for 3 days. At Fury's discretion, of course. Things go south when you're being targeted by some past men who worked by Xu Wenwu. It's your mission to stay alive and take out his men.
The meeting room was silent as Fury's voice echoed through the room. The air was thick.
"Three days? You waited to tell us this for 3 DAYS?" Tony's voice questioned across the room, slamming the table with his hands. Natasha stared at the table, face blank. Thor and Loki had a puzzled look on their face.
"Please forgive me, but what do you mortals call a "Squid Game"?" Loki's voice drawled through the room as all eyes were drawn to the Asgardian.
Fury looked over at Shang-Chi and nodded. His expression was un-readable and glued to the floor, not daring to look up at his new team mates.
"It's an unspoken organization in Korea, and every year they host a game. People who are neck deep in debt are offered a cash reward to participate and play games. It's..black market, dark web stuff."
This further confused the group as a whole, all except for Natasha. She had heard talk of the game on various solo missions with Barton. Xu Xialing spoke up, irritated with her brother's explanation.
"It's life or death. People go and never come back. Nobody has ever been able to trace them or track them down. Similar to how people bet on horses, very wealthy sponsors bet on players."
"They pick their players based on their role to society. Most who participate are poor or homeless people with nothing to go back to."
Realization fell onto their faces as they looked at your empty chair. Just 4 days ago you'd be laughing and telling them how stupid it is.
"Why send her? To go undercover? ALONE? Do you have any idea what we are dealing with?" Nat questioned, distain written on her faces. Fury's stoic expression didn't falter.
"We needed someone to go undercover. Her talents and skills was most compatible for the mission. I don't need you questioning my authority, Romanoff," He said sternly, causing her to clench her jaw.
"Luckily, we planted multiple cameras and microphones on her to bug the place. The reason you are all here is so Tony can connect with the cameras. Undetected."
Their stomachs turned with anxiety as Tony frantically started tapping away on his holographic screen.
"We should be live," He trailed off, in concentration. "Now."
Suddenly you appeared on multiple monitors, from different angles. The team collectively sighed in relief at the sight of you. It was before the first game, and you were sitting in your teal uniform.
"109..how many players are there?" Bucky read, watching you fiddle with your zipper. He knew you always did that when you were anxious.
"Too many." Fury said, shaking his head. "The plan is to track wherever the signal is coming from and take it down from the inside. That's where all of you come into play. There's been a tip that some of your father's men are there," He said, looking directly at the siblings. Their faces tightened. That man still had so many connections, even being dead. As soon they took down 3, another 5 resurfaced days later terrorizing cities across the world.
"But first we need some more information from the inside. The plan is to leave first thing tonight, after the first game. Hopefully, giving us the proof we'll need."
Everyone's eyes stayed glued on the screen as they watched you walk through the maze of corridors, to finally enter a playing field. It was about two football field's length, with a large doll at the end facing backwards. It over towered the players, making them grow nervous.
"The hell is that thing?' You mumbled, scrunching your eyebrows.
"Yeah," Sam scoffed. "That's not creepy at all." Natasha rolled her eyes in annoyance.
You scanned the room to anyone who could pose a threat, but to you everyone looked equally as confused. It was hard to tell who was out of place. Fury had prefaced the very little information on what exactly you were walking into, which is unfortunately right up your alley.
Find the men. Get as much as you can on camera. Stay alive and don't do anything stupid. Of course, you were already on a private jet in the middle of the night so it didn't seem you had much of a choice.
There was no way to communicate with Fury or the team, all you were told to do is catch as much on video as you can. The men in the red suits were intimidating to say the least, as they all wore masks with different shapes. Some holding assault rifles, others holding batons.
"I think the shape on their masks is some kind of rank," You whispered, just loudly enough so the mic would pick it up. They had taken all of your belongings, except for the pieces you hid in your glasses and your hair. Tony never seemed to fail to impress you with all the ways he could disguise an ear pieces and mics.
"You will be playing 'Red Light, Green Light'." A voice announced over the field, making you chuckle.
"Seriously, Fury? You sent me to play a bunch of kid games?" She mumbled, rolling her eyes.
"I don't get it, she's just going to play a game? This is why she's been gone?" Steve asks, rubbing his chin out of confusion.
Fury is silent, his eyes staying on the screen.
5 minutes displayed on the clock, her eyes darting to them quick. There were a few people in front of her, a blonde boy and a brunette boy jostling each other around.
"Green light!" The doll said, turning its massive head around to face a fake tree.
The boys laughed, running forward. You rolled your eyes, jogging behind them but keeping your distance.
"Red light!" The doll's head swiveled around, making you stop in your tracks.
The team was silent, watching intently. The two boys in front of you had stopped as well, but the blonde stumbled to keep his balanced.
The doll's eyes eyes quickly shifted toward him, and a gunshot rang out into the air making the hairs on the back of your neck stick up. His body fell limp to the ground, leaving you frozen in your tracks.
"Did he just.." Steve started to say, but his voice trailed off. Everyone's faced painted with horror, slowly putting the pieces together in their heads.
The color in Wanda's face slowly disappeared as Vison reached for her hand in comfort.
"(Y/N)..Don't move.." Loki whispered to himself, knowing he couldn't hear you.
"Oh no.." You whispered, tears gathering in your eyes. The fear in your voice filled the room
The doll's head turned back towards the tree.
"Green light."
You walk forward slowly, keeping your expression stoic. You scan the crowd as see two men at both sides of you a couple feet behind, glaring.
They found you.
Your eyes shift to the boy on the ground, not far away from you. His mouth spurts out some blood on the ground, making you gasp quietly in horror.
You stare down leave the one to your left from the corner of your eye. The stare he was giving you was much like a predator looking at it's prey.
"Red light!"
You stop in your tracks again, staring straight ahead of you. The boy sees his friend, and lets out a shaken gasp as he goes to run away. Bullets fly through the air, making his body fall limp.
The blood splatters on the face of another player, falling at her feet.
"I have eyes," You whisper carefully, not daring to move your body.
"I see them," Wanda says, pointing a finger to the men getting ready to pounce.
"They found her in there." Xu Xialing says, her body tense. "They're going to sabotage her and get her killed."
"Then what are we standing around waiting for exactly? Fury?" Tony asks with irritation, the fear flowing through his veins as the massacre about to unfold in front of his team.
Are they just supposed to watch a body cam of you getting murdered?
You weren't the teams baby, they knew you could fend for yourself. You were easily one of the strongest amongst the team, hand to hand combat being your weak spot.
They couldn't help but be protective of you, coming from a background of pretty much raising yourself. Tony obviously viewing you as a daughter, to see you fighting for your life, on your own, boiled his blood.
Along with the rest of his team mates, he felt helpless.
"The more you beg for money, the easier this should be." He commented, watching you stick the surveillance pieces in your hair.
"You wouldn't be able to hear us but we'll be able to hear you," He explains, pacing the cabin.
"If things go south I have Strange on stand-by. Xu Wenwu's men are ruthless, hopefully you've been working on your combat."
You laugh, fixing your clothes as they were dirtied and holed.
"Natasha and Steve haven't been taking it easy on me if that's what you're asking." You quipped, earning a half smile from your superior.
As the jet began to land, he grabbed you by the forearm.
"Please stay alive," He spoke. "I haven't told the team where you're going to be until you're actually playing. I don't need to be on Stark's shit list twice."
You rolled your eyes. "I can do this fury,"
"Have a little faith." You winked, exiting the jet to camp out at the nearest train station.
After a day of playing your role as a homeless woman, it brought back memories of when you survived on your own in the streets of San Francisco. It was no mind or challenge really, you enjoyed being alone. But what you didn't enjoy were the creepy old men offering you a place to stay if you gave them a little 'something' in return.
You'd silently hoped Bucky was watching, knowing the jealous look that would overtake his face.
Your thoughts were ripped away as a very attractive business man came and set next to you on the bench.
"Hello," He said, flashing a smile your way.
'Showtime' you thought to yourself.
"H-Hello.." You stuttered back in a soft voice, unable to meet his eyes.
"May I show you something?" He asks kindly, setting the briefcase in between the two of you.
"If you're selling something..I'm sorry but I'm not interested." You glance at his intimidating stare, captivated by his brown eyes.
He opened the case to reveal what'd you'd assume to be a very large amount of money, and two stacks of paper squares. Red and blue.
"You've played Ddajiki before, yes?" He questioned, holding up the squares.
You nodded, remembering the files of Korean games you studied on the plane prior to your arrival.
He hummed in approval. "Play Ddajiki with me. I will give you 100,000 won every time you win."
You pursed your lips in thought. To really play the part, Fury sent absolutely no money with you. What happens if you loose?
"However," He said, making your eyes connect with his once more.
"Every time I win, you will give me 100,000 won."
Shit. That's right. No money.
"You can start first," He said, grazing a hand across your face ever so slightly in hopes to convince you.
You felt frozen in your seat, and the only thoughts you could think of was Bucky going ballistic watch this man to lure you in.
You nodded, grabbing the blue envelope from his smooth hands.
Blue was Bucky's favorite color, after all.
When you had lost the first time, making your blood run cold. He effortlessly had flipped over your square, smirking in victory. He looked at you expectantly.
"Don't you have any money?" He questioned, stepping closer to you.
You were at a loss for words. This man's intimidation reminded you of Loki's. This stare being able to capture a picture in a still frame, it's contents not moving out of fear.
"I..I.." You scrambled for words. You squeezed your fists in case he tried to have a go at you. But before you could blink, a sharp pain collided with your cheek, making your head whip to the side. Your feet stayed planted on the ground. Natasha's number one rule.
Always be grounded.
"Play again?" He asks, making the anger in your body rush to your cheeks. You nodded curtly.
After a few more slaps, you started to get the hang of it.
Finally, you had flipped the red square over, yelping in victory.
The frustration slap after slap built in your bones, and as soon as the square flipped your hand flew through the air to meet his face.
It didn't.
He caught your arm with eyes, peering down at you with the smile that never seemed to have leave his face.
He put your arm down gently, never letting go, as he put 100,000 won in your hand.
The breath was hitched in your throat, watching his every move.
"Congratulations," He whispers, closing your hand around the money.
"If you want to win more," He continues, stepping away to close his briefcase. "Call this number."
He hands you a black business card with a number on it. You swallowed and nodded, taking a step backwards.
He simply winks and enters the train that had just arrived, gone in a flash.
Before you knew it, you were in a dark SUV being filled with gas. What the hell were you getting in to?"
"She's going to make it through the first game. After that is when we attack. We stick to MY plan Stark," HIs voice warned, booming through the room.
Their eyes drifted back to the screen, all of them holding their breaths in hope you don't move a muscle.
The woman felt the blood on her face and in her hands, screaming at the sight of it. A single bullet whizzed through her head, making her body drop on top of the boy who had just been shot.
Bullets started firing as people ran towards the back, clawing at the gate to escape. The dolls eyes were going crazy, shooting anything with movement.
"Don't fucking move (Y/N).." Bucky mumbled, clenching his iron fist.
Your camera shown you getting tackled to the side, as one of Xu Wenwu's men face.
"We knew SHIELD would send yo-" He growled, a gunshot piercing through his head, his body falling on top of you.
"With that, let the game resume." The doll spoke, its head turning back around.
You started to hyperventilate, blood covering your hair, face, and chest.
"Fuck..Oh fuck.." You said out loud, struggling to get the body off of you.
"Green light!"
Everyone stood frozen, all except an old man who walked forward with a daring smile. You stared at him in confusion, until your eyes drifted over to three men across the room glaring daggers at you.
They were far away enough to where they couldn't touch you.
Not yet, at least.
"There's more," You whispered, eyes bouncing back and forth between the men and the dead one laying on top of you.
"Can't we talk to her? Does she have an ear piece?" Banner finally choked out, being silent almost the entire time.
He shook his head. "We couldn't. We were already taking a risk with the cameras and mics."
Loki grumbled, glancing at the displeased face on his brother. Thor's fists were clenched on his lap, light sparks emitting from his knuckles. The duo was quite fond of you, they even considered you to be their best friend. Or, 'Brothers from another mother' is how you'd put it. They were confident you could hold your own, but it still worried them to be somewhere where they couldn't fight by your side.
Bucky's stomach was in knots. It had been a slow burn between you and him, neither one of you having the courage to confess your feelings to one another. He hated seeing you in danger, and he feared not being able to save you.
Steve and Sam were silent, constantly looking at Bucky. The whole team teased you two about your flirting, but it was him and Sam who knew the real feelings he had for you.
Nat and Wanda also knew how you felt about him, talking about it with them on many occasions. Usually on your wine and movie nights, which were EVERY Wednesday. Now they're having to watch you play a nightmare of a game with your life at risk.
The rest of the team watched as anticipation as you played the game, with people trying to get you killed on purpose.
"Red light!"
Your eyes scanned the hundreds of dead bodies on the floor. Men. Women. Mothers. Fathers. People who had families.
Your eyes shifted back to the old man, stopping at a halt.
He froze, the devilish smile never leaving his face.
The team watched with a shocked expression to see a man so aged playing this game.
"He must have nothing to lose," Nat commented, folding her fingers.
"He's the only one moving."
Fury's expression never faltered. "This game requires strategy. Planning out your every breath. Hopefully now you see why I picked Agent (Y/L/N),"
His face scanned the group with a disapproving look in his eye.
"Have some faith."
The team was silent.
Your eyes drifted over to the men again, who were boring holes in your head with their evil stares. You narrowed your eyes, almost challenging them.
"Green light!"
They stayed in their spot as the old man moved forward, their expression never leaving their face. You remembered the dead weight crushing you, and you had to get him off. And fast.
Glancing down, another large man was on top of the one who was trying to kill you. Also dead.
"Red light!"
He froze again, now in front of all the remaining players too frightened to move.
You needed to act fast. And quick. Your palms started to sweat and chills ran down your back. You knew one wrong move and your life is over in a second.
You thought about the team and the memories you shared, which was quickly consumed by Bucky. You needed to make it out alive.
The comfort you felt by the mere thought of him overcame your body like a typhoon.
"What the hell would Bucky say to you right now?" You mumbled out loud. The team heard the shakiness of your voice, fighting tears.
You remembered right then he was probably watching. And could hear you. The adrenaline in your veins didn't even care.
Bucky's face softened at the way his name rolled off your tongue, making his heart leap.
The team looked at him, his eyes hard as he watched the screen of you. Scared. Shaking.
Sam put a comforting hand on his shoulder, his eyes never leaving the screen.
"Probably something along the lines of 'Don't show them weakness. Stop acting like a pussy. Kick their fucking asses. I don't know." You mumbled, trying to think of a plan.
"She's right, you know." Sam commented, offering a half smile. A ghost of a chuckle emitted from the team.
"Green light!"
You quickly struggled to shove the dead weight of the two men double your size off of you, until a man came helped push them off of you, pulling you to your feet.
"Red light!"
You froze looking at the man who had just helped you, eyes wide in fear. His jacket read #456.
"Thank you," You whispered softly, and the team watched in shock. Bucky's shoulders tensed as he gave you a sweet smile back in return.
Your eyes drifted next to his head, to the men who had gotten closer to you two. Your face fell, making the man scrunch his eyebrows in confusion.
"Green light!"
"We need to go. NOW." You said loudly, running with him at the sound of the doll's head turning.
You switched sides with him, being closer to the henchmen. There is no way you'd let some kind man be in the crossfire of why you're there in the first place.
Their smirks grew at the sight of you becoming closer, them catching up to you quickly.
You dropped your speed, making sure the player who helped you was safe.
"Red light!"
By this time now, you were a few feet in front of the men after you. Your body shook with nerves. You felt hot and cold at the same time.
"We got you now, Doll." He growled as you rolled your eyes.
"There's only one person who gets to call me that," You called back, not moving a muscle as the doll scanned the crowd of people.
Bodies dropped and you flinched as bullets flew through the air, passing your head.
Bucky's cheeks heated up as Strange walked through the door, with Wong on his tail. All of the team turned to look at him. All except Bucky, of course.
"How's she doing?" He asked in a monotone voice
"Still alive, like I've been trying to tell them." Fury responded with annoyance. "About time you got here."
"You know I protect multiple universes and timelines, you know that right? Anyways, when are we doing this? My men are on stand-by." He motioned over to Wong, who had walked up to Shang-Chi and Xu Xialing.
"When she finishes the first game. 2 minutes left." He responded, turning his attention back to the monitor.
"Green light!"
Your breath became shallow as the men attacked you from behind, and you immediately flip one over your shoulder. With a swift kick to the face you knock him out, you spin around quickly to deliver a swift punch to his stomach. Kicking his side he gives you a right hook to the cheek, knocking you to the ground.
"Red light!"
You freeze, the three men towering over you.
"Fuck.." Tony shakes his head, running his hands over his face. The team is on the edge of their seats, watching with anticipation.
Nat's eyes are glued to the screen, mapping out exactly how she'd want you to take them out. Just like she had trained you. And much to your surprise, you did effortlessly.
"Green light!" With a swift sweep kick under the legs you knock the man off his feet, your elbow meeting the other man's nose.
"That's my girl!" Natasha yelled out like a proud aunt, fist bumping the air.
Player 456 glanced back and watched in awe, as his friend with glasses tugged his sleeve.
The small girl that was pinned under two dead man is now kicking 3 of their asses who are alive.
"Gi-Hun! We have to go now! Forget about her!" He yelled, running with his friend.
With one final grunt, you kicked the man on the ground in the nose as hard as you could while then quickly head butting the man in front of you, knocking him out cold. You sprint on your feet, catching up to the man who graciously saved you.
Glancing back you see the men try to get up and stumble, just as the doll's head turns towards them.
"Red light!"
Their bodies fall to the ground with a thud, gunshots ringing through the air. As you froze you felt the blood dripping out of your nostrils.
"I think I broke my nose," You whimper, the two men on your side hearing you.
"What the hell was that? Are you okay?" He whispers, not daring to move his head. You don't respond, trying to regain your bearings.
"Damn," Sam commented.
"She did head butt him quite hard," Wanda commented, a proud tone coming from her voice.
"Just make it to the end, (Y/N).." Loki said, making Thor glance at him. He could of swore he saw worry on his brothers usual stone cold expression. He made a mental note to tease him later.
"Green light!"
The more you ran, the more your breath felt labored. You just wanted this to be over. No amount of money is worth whatever game this is. And whoever is betting on these people are sick and twisted in the fucking head.
The more bodies started to drop, the more your adrenaline did most of the work. You were painted with blood, and stained with memories that would never escape your head.
"Red light!"
You stopped at a woman's body, whose eyes were staring blankly into your lively ones. The image haunted you as the hole in the middle of her forehead was oozing blood.
This was the first time Bucky looked away from the screen, as well as most of the team. This was horrifying to watch, let alone participate in.
"I never thought it was real," Shang-Chi admitted. His sister nodded in agreement.
"It was always a thing talked about our entire lives growing up, a scary story used to tell your friends.."
"It's a good thing we're putting an end to it then." Steve spoke, slowly looking back to the monitor.
"Green light!"
By this time you weren't far from the finish line, making you sweat. There were other players screaming from the other side to run, and as much as your legs burned you didn't stop.
You ran behind player 456, his chest panting from exhausted breaths. You're both almost there. Yet so far away.
"COME ON (Y/N)!" Thor yells, startling everyone. Everyone starts cheering in desperation, as if they could hear her through the monitor.
As he's running, his foot slips on a dead man's arm on the ground making him loose his balance.
"Red Light!"
Without thinking, you quickly extend your hand and grab his jacket, freezing your position. You were holding him, his nose inches from the dirt on the ground.
He gasps, his hands not moving in the air as the doll scans the crowd once again. His eyes drift up to the timer.
"15 seconds," Tony chokes out, his hands gripping the table until his knuckles turn white. "God damn it, (Y/N).."
Of course you'd save someone any chance you could. You'd put down your life before anybody's if it meant sparing them. It's the good in you.
The avengers sat silent in the room, praying to any god that was in or out of the room you didn't drop the man you were holding.
Who was twice your size.
Your arms started to burn as well as your eyes, as you grunt in pain. Blood was still slowly pouring out of your nose, making you dizzy.
The team watched you, covered in blood, holding onto the players jacket for dear life.
You closed your eyes and focused, zoning in on the thought of reuniting with Bucky again. Grounding you to your surroundings.
His warmth. His smell. His voice. His embrace wrapping you like nothing would ever harm you. You loved how you felt when you were with him. How he made you feel. The version of you that comes out when he's in the room makes you happy.
And if you were going to tell him that, you needed to be alive to do it.
"Green light!"
Your eyes snap open as player 456 scrambles to his feet rushing to the finish line.
"5 seconds.." Wanda says with panic, standing on her feet.
You ran as fast as you could, tears clouding your vision. The pain in your chest was numb as your body heaved with every second that passed.
As the doll's head turned its head one final time, you hurled yourself over the finish line just as the clock strikes zero, player #456 landing at your side.
"YES!" Tony yelled, jumping to his feet. The group yelled in delight as you reached the finish line, some shedding happy tears and hugs. You had survived even with people attempting to sabotage the game.
Fury had a proud smile crawl across his face, as Strange rolled his eyes. He knew you were going to make it anyways.
You coughed, rolling on your back. You sat up, angling the camera at the field so it could capture the last massacre of resining players. You closed your eyes, not wanting to see more innocent lives to be taken.
"Are you okay?" A voice said, making you open your (Y/E/C) eyes. It was the man who had saved you, and you saved him.
You stuttered for words, unsure of what to say trying to overcome the shock of the events that had taken places.
"Y-Yeah, I'm good. Are you..?" You trailed off, unsure of what to say. He nodded, his eyebrows stitched in concern.
"Your nose, it's bleeding.." He pointed out, which then you took this opportunity to touch your nose. He was right, it was bleeding. There was a lot of blood on your originally white shirt, it was unclear if it was yours or someone else's. You shrugged.
"Thank you for helping me," You said, touching his shoulder with a smile. His eyes widened in a incredulous manner.
"Thank me? Thank YOU! I don't know how you managed to hold me! That was amazing!" He gushed, shaking you by the hand. You glanced up to see his friend giving you an apologetic smile.
"Really, it's no problem. I had no idea what I was walking into.." You said, emphasizing the last part of your sentence in hopes Fury was listening in.
Relief washed over the team as you chatted with the man, him thanking you profusely. The only thought in their mind was to take down the assholes who run this shitshow. Nat couldn't stop saying how proud she was of you, using all the moves she'd been working on with you for weeks now.
Loki and Thor were impressed and equally happy you had managed to fight assassins trying to compromise your ability to make it to the end of the game.
Cutting the small talk off in a fuss, Fury quickly explained the plain to ambush the facility to the team, one of the main goals is to get you out alive and seek medical attention.
The team suited up as the monitor showed you going back to the area you had woken up in.
"Gi-Hun," The man said, approaching you at your bunk as you tried to clean up the blood on your nose.
"I'm sorry?" You responded, not being able to hear well. With all the gunshots, you weren't able to hear much without a constant ringing.
"Gi-Hun is my name," He said a bit louder, taking a seat next to you. You smiled. He seemed to be a man you could trust, but you were strictly told to stay with your undercover identity.
"(Y/F/N)," You responded with you fake name, shaking his hand.
"Sorry. Can't hear much since the last game." You replied, shaking your head.
He chuckled. "I don't think any of us can,"
"Why are you here?" He questioned with kind eyes, having trouble how someone young like you ended up in this madness.
"Homeless. No family. No husband or boyfriend. No kids." You responded shortly, your gaze drifting into the middle of the floor. Your eyes scanned the guards who stood in front of the door, tuning out whatever Gi-Hun was saying.
They should be here any minute now.
You grew anxious, wanting this to all be over. Be back in your bed. Or Bucky's arms.
Just then a spark started to omit from the middle of the room, which the guards noticed immediately, calling for back up.
"I'm sorry, but I have to go. I hope everything works out. Thank you again," You interrupted Gi-Hun who nodded with furrowed eyebrows, until his gaze was covered in confusion when he saw the sparks himself.
Careful not to blow your cover, you stood by the bunks to observe 2 waves of soldiers come out of the doors.
Shit.
Shortly after Steve, Tony, Wanda, and Shang-Chi walked through the portal, it quickly shutting behind them.
"Weapons down, and nobody gets hurt."
Tony's voice is like music to your ears, a wave of comfort overflowing your body.
You knew they'd come for you, but the anxiety in your head tried convincing you otherwise.
A smile creeped on your face, but quickly dropped as the weapons were aimed in unison at your friends.
"Wanda, NOW!" Steve yelled, throwing his shield and knocking with weapons out of a group of the guards. Tony and Shang-Chi start to fight the guards, as more flood the room. She quickly casts a shield over the players, scrunching her face in focus.
"Everyone stay where you are!" She yells to the players, scanning the crowd until her eyes fall onto you. You smile, running up to her.
"You guys came for me!" You say, blood covering your exhausted face.
"Of course we did! Go help them kick ass!" She giggles, keeping the shield on the players while also taking out guards.
The rest of the team are through out the building, basically taking down the operation on the inside with Strange and Wong. They found the game manager and held in in restraints as the sponsors were caught and identified one by one.
You quickly run over and start fighting the guards one after one, with poor combat skills. Suddenly you're back to back with Steve, fighting off a large group of guards.
"It's good to see you Cap," You yell, shooting two pistols you had picked up off the ground. "But I'm ready to go home."
"What? Not having fun? We were going to red rover next," He says jokingly as we slowly start to decrease the number of guards until there were none.
Panting, you put your hands on your knees as Wanda drops the shield and asks if everyone is okay.
"(Y/N)!" Tony yells, his face shield retracting in his suit to reveal his face. You sigh with relief and hug him tightly, his chin resting on your head.
"I'm glad you're okay," He grumbles as the rest of the team flows in to check for injures with any of the players.
You tear yourself away from him and give him thankful eyes, until your gaze meets Bucky's. Butterflies swirl in your stomach and your heart pounds in your ears as your legs carry you into his embrace.
"You did so good Doll," He whispers, peppering your blood stained hair with kisses.
"I missed you Bucky," You say, hugging him for dear life. "So much."
You look up into his gorgeous eyes, his pained expression scanning your face. Your face was bruised and bloody. But it didn't make you appear any less beautiful.
"Stop acting like a pussy and kick their asses huh?" He muses, his eyes darting between your eyes and lips.
If there was anytime you should do it, it should be now. You glance down at his lips, and back into his eyes.
Without thinking your lips meet, moving in unison. Fireworks spread from your chest down into your stomach, his hands tangling into your hair. He kissed you like it was his last breath before going underwater, filled with passion and love.
"You have no idea," You panted, out of breath. "How long I've wanted you to do that."
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Prince Charming- (Loki x Reader) Part 8 FINAL
It all comes down to this! The story of Loki and his Ladybug gets wrapped up here but I’m already planning some fluffy one shots to balance out all the angst of this week! After that, I already have another series in the works with the man himself, Tom Hiddleston! I could always use some more ideas though, so if there is anything you would like to see, please feel free to send me an Ask or a message. 
Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3 / Part 4 / Part 5 / Part 6 / Part 7
Summary: With the identity of his princess finally revealed, where will you and Loki go from here? 
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Later that night, you returned to your room to get ready for bed. As you turned on the light, Loki was sitting on the couch across the room.
“Damn it Loki! Creep much?! You scared me half to death!”
When he didn’t respond, you looked over at him again. The discarded ball gown lay in the floor at his feet, and he held the mask you had worn in his hands. You stood in silence and waited for him to say something.
“It was you… “
He looked up at you with tears in his eyes.
“Was it all just some cruel joke?”
Loki watched as you crossed your arms over your chest and closed your eyes. Your voice cracked as you spoke.
“… I could ask you the same thing, Loki.”
He stood and tightly gripped the mask in his fist.
“I thought you were my best friend! Why didn’t you tell me?!”
Your angry tears surprised him as you approached him and stabbed his chest with your finger.
”EXACTLY! I was your best friend! I stood by your side for years, Loki! Years! One stupid mask and you didn’t know me? I guess in a way you never knew me. I shouldn’t have to tell you anything. You should have seen that it was me the second you saw me at the top of the stairs or at least when I spoke. The entire night I waited for it to click for you. I called you by your name. I hinted. I even called you Mischief. I was the fool who actually fell in love with you while trying to fall out of love with you in the first place. If you think I’m actually capable of doing all of this to be cruel, you never did know me at all…”
Loki stood and tried to process what you had just said.
“Wait… you fell in love while falling out of love? What does that even mean?”
You sat down on your bed and hugged your pillow to your chest and wiped away your tears with the back of your hands.
“I had been in love with you for a really long time, Lohk. Everyone could see it but you. I was just your sidekick. Eventually, I started to realize that you were never going to love me back and it hurt. When Nat talked about the chat room, I created a username to watch what was being said. That’s when I came across Chaos. He had just been someone to talk to when I couldn’t sleep until one day you told me you met someone. I pulled away to give myself some space to get over you and Chaos was there. The longer I talked to him, the more feelings developed until Nat and Wanda talked me into inviting him to the party in the kitchen on movie night. When you didn’t care at all that I was talking to someone, I decided to let you go and be okay with where things were going with Chaos.”
His eyes met yours and they were softer now.
“So, I was your Boy Toy all along? I did care about you seeing someone, Bug. Honestly, I was even jealous of him. You became so distant and I missed you but you seemed happy. I didn’t want to ruin that for you.”
This entire thing was difficult for him to wrap his mind around. Loki tried to see it all play out from your perspective.
“Let me get this straight. You’ve had feelings for me this entire time? I’ve never just been your best friend? How could I have missed this? I was losing you to someone else and I didn’t even realize I had you to begin with, Bug. Why didn’t you say something at the ball when you saw it was me?”
“I already knew. You told me without realizing you did.”
He searched his memories until it came to him.
“The costume… I told you I was Prince Charming that afternoon. I sent the photograph to you?”
“Exactly. You talked about meeting her as Prince Charming. Your helmet was in the background of the picture I took. I knew the second you sent the picture to me. That’s why I was late that night. I almost didn’t go through with it… Part of me wondered if it would be easier to stand you up and you wouldn’t never know it was me. Apparently I worried about me showing up as her for nothing...”
He was finally beginning to understand the pain and hurt you felt.
“Instead, you came, and I didn’t recognize you…”
You nodded and buried your face into the pillow as the two of you sat in silence.
“I can’t imagine how much that must have hurt you. I’ve been so stupid this entire time. I’m so sorry, Bug… No wonder you felt invisible. I truly never saw you even when you were right in front of me the entire time. Is that why you’ve been so upset? Because I didn’t realize it was you?”
Loki watched as you lifted your head to look at him with fresh tears in your eyes. You stared into him as you repeated his words back to him.
“A meaningless interaction…”
Loki’s face flashed with confusion until he placed it. His words slammed into him. Like a complete fool, he had dismissed your evening together directly to you without a care in the world. His comment must have broken your heart all over again. You had been treated so horribly and didn’t deserve any of the pain he had caused you. No wonder you were done with him. He leaned against his knees and held his head in his hands.
“You told me my feelings would be returned ten fold, Loki... I trusted you.”
He remembered the moment he told you those words. It was just before you invited him to the ball. The night he realized how quickly he was falling love with you. You had been scared and he reassured you that he would be there to catch you. 
“Because you had been hurt before by someone that hadn’t felt the same... You were talking about me? I was the one who hurt you. I guaranteed you then hurt you again.”
“I waited years for you to kiss me, Loki. That night was magical for me. Everything I had wanted for long so was finally coming true. I was stupid enough to believe that you had fallen in love with me. That it would be okay this time. I was your princess. Dove. Darling. My Love. My fairy tale moment. All of it meant nothing to you. Some fling you had online. You said it yourself. Even when you didn’t know it was me, it was still meaningless to you. So… I came full circle and let you go all over again. I had to stop loving you once and for all. Except this time, I no longer had a best friend… if I ever did in the first place. I’m not sure if I meant anything to you at all.“
He looked up at you and his tears matched yours now. You watched as Loki crossed the room to sit on your bed in front of you and took both of your hands into his.
“No, Bug. It meant everything to me. After she…you… told me that you accepted me as I was then you disappeared on me, it broke my heart. I was just hurt and wanted to protect myself from everyone, including my best friend. I’m so sorry it took me falling in love with you through words to finally see what I had in front of me all along. I’m nothing without you. I’m so sorry I never saw you, Ladybug.”
Loki reached up and held your face in the palms of his hands.
“I’m so sorry I was so foolish. I should have seen you. I should have never hurt you. You never deserved to be treated that way. You’re my whole world, Bug. I’ve taken you for granted for so long, but I’ll do better. Just please give me the chance to prove it to you. I love you so much. I think I’ve loved you all along and never even realized it myself. There is no excuse for my actions. I don’t know how I didn’t see you that night, but I see you now. I see all of you and all the ways you’ve been showing me love all along. Please give me another chance to prove to you how much you mean to me, even if I don’t deserve it. Can you ever forgive me, Darling?”
You finally saw the recognition in his eyes that you longed for. You stared into the green you’d been lost in so many times before and only saw you. Nobody else. His heart was yours.
“I guess so, Mischief, since you asked so nicely. But you better make it worth it for me. There were plenty of other men in that chat room that would do damn near anything to date an Avenger. Apparently, I’m a catch...”
Loki narrowed his eyes at you before letting out a loud growl. He grabbed the pillow from your arms and threw it behind him before pulling you into his lap. Your yelp of surprise was quickly silenced when his lips captured yours. His hands held you close to him before they gently traveled around your waist and stroked up your back until his fingers laced themselves in your hair. Your legs locked around his waist while you held his face to yours. The fireworks you felt that night were even more intense when he returned the love you had held for him. You let yourself drown in the taste and feel of him. When he broke the kiss to trail gentle ones across your jaw and down your throat, it tickled and made you laugh.
“How could I have possibly not recognized that laugh until today, My Love? It’s always been you. It’s only ever been you…”
You smiled and pulled his lips back to yours. With each short kiss, you could feel his lips curl into a smile against yours. Pulling back slightly, you held your face just far enough away to make him chase your lips as you whispered against them.
“I love you, Loki.”
He stared into your eyes and gently tucked a strand of hair out of your face.
“I love you too, Ladybug. So very much…”
He tried to give you another kiss, but you pulled further back away from him to tease him. With a frustrated sigh, he pulled you tightly against him and flipped you off his lap to pin you under him against the bed. Now that he finally had you, he was never letting you go again.
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Loki is dating a young woman who is a fantastic cook and one day he realizes his pants are a tad tight. He’s gained some weight but doesn’t have the heart to stop eating her wonderful food
Southern Belle
Word Count: 1691 words
Tags: body issues (not like anything too triggering, I don’t think), mentions of sex
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“Here we go,” she sing-songed, carrying a large baking dish over to the table, the little hand-painted ladybugs that decorated it’s sides seeming just as excited as she.
Loki sat patiently, smiling at her as she set it down on the blue checkered tablecloth next to a tub of ice cream. She set down a few brightly colored plates, all painted with various bugs and flowers, decorated by her own hand- which were still stained with paint, he noticed fondly. 
“Peach cobbler,” she grinned, shaking her shoulders in excitement, “Just like Mamaw used to make!”
She watched him closely as he took his first bite, giggling when his eyebrows knitted together in bliss. Fuck, everything she made seemed to come from Valhalla.
His girl, his Southern Belle. The two had been dating for only a few months, ever since Loki had come to San Francisco during his travels. She had been poking around an art fair, her long curls pulled up into two pigtails as she pulled out pieces to observe.
She’d been wearing a pair of dirt smeared overalls, detailed with little butterflies and flowers, obviously hand-embroidered. They were rolled up at the ankles, her neon Converse forcing his eye to her like a shining beacon in the night. 
He’d been drawn to her, like a moth to the flame, unable to control himself as he pushed past the crowds to meet her. As he came face-to-face with her she glanced up at him and flashed him a megawatt smile. He’d been speechless, utterly besotted. 
“Can I help you, darlin’? You look lost,” she drawled, and it took a moment for the Allspeak to translate her thick Southern accent. 
“I think I’ve just been found, actually,” he chuckled, finally finding his voice. 
Her smile seemed to grow brighter, the little crinkles around her eyes deepening as she flushed deeply. 
Loki had offered her a coffee, and she took it. He’d been living in bliss ever since.
She’d come to San Francisco to be an artist, picking up little commissions here and there, working in various galleries and zipping from place to place to help out her fellow creators. She was constantly buzzing around, full of excitement and energy about the whole world around her, ready to take it on day by day.
She gave Loki courage, made him see the little details of this Odin-forsaken planet that he had mostly overlooked. He loathed to admit it, but she had made him love Earth, so long as she was on it. 
One day he would take her to Asgard, and he would watch as she painted the skies in her excitement and ecstasy. His world would be born anew in his eyes, just from the little things she would point out, things he’d never seen. 
They found time for one another whenever they could. Loki had kept himself busy working in various art fairs, finding himself a good organizer for such events. One activity that they had found pulled them together, besides the lovely rapture that was their sex, was cooking. Loki had taken it up when he arrived on Earth, mostly enjoying food closer to Asgard’s cuisines. She was from the South, whatever that meant Loki was not sure, but she insisted it meant all things ‘comfort food’. 
And comfort it gave. She’d shown him Tennessee Barbeque, ‘Pop Pop’s Soaked Ribs’, a bunch of things having to do with cottage cheese, and of course, desserts. 
He was settling down. Norns, if Thor could see him now. He’d likely have a joke or two to make of his unattached, emotionally distant brother finding love in such a creature as her. 
Loki could hear her now, singing some country song in the shower, her deep twang echoing off the tiles and through her small apartment. 
He was getting ready for the day, pulling on a deep green undershirt as he stood in his boxers. He pulled a pair of black slacks out of his little designated area of the closet and pulled them up.
As he buttoned them, he noticed they felt a bit tighter than the last time he’d worn them a few weeks ago. They had one of her art events to go to for lunch, and he’d been wearing jeans mostly when he was working at the fairs. 
Turning, Loki checked out his ass in the mirror. He still looked fabulous if he had to say, but his pants were tighter. 
Could this be a trick? Had Thor tracked him down and performed some spell to throw Loki off his game? It certainly would not be the first time something similar had happened. 
He lifted the shirt, turning to the side as he patted his tummy, his finger pinching along his sides as he sighed heavily. He stepped closer to the mirror, pressing the back of his hand under his chin. His mouth dropped open in shock, and he glared at his reflection.
He’d gained weight.
“I wouldn’t have nothin’ if I didn’t have you,” she sang as she walked back into the bedroom in a fluffy pink towel. She came up behind him and wrapped her hands around his waist, giving him a squeeze as she placed a kiss between his shoulders.
“Hey, handsome.”
Loki scoffed, feeling quite uncomfortable suddenly. She frowned against his back, her hands squeezing his sides lightly, his love handles.
He pulled away from her with a groan, the air feeling heavy around him. He turned to look at her, her lip set in a pout on her concerned face.
“I’m not feeling very handsome today, kitten.”
“Oh,” her frown set deeper for a moment, but was quickly replaced by a mischievous smile, “Is there something I can do to make you feel handsome?”
She tucked her lip between her teeth as she sauntered back up to him, placing her hands on his chest. He smiled down at her, his heart bursting in his chest. 
Loki dipped his head, catching her lips with his own. Her hands tangled into his hair as her towel fell away, and Loki took the opportunity to lift her into his arms and carry her over to the bed.
“I think I have something in mind,” he grinned, pulling her under the covers as she giggled from his touch. 
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They arrived at the event a little late. The only craft she was not talented in was the art of makeup, but luckily Loki was, and they’d had to spend a few extra minutes covering up some of the hickeys someone had left on her neck and chest.
They were at some vegan restaurant in town that doubled as an art studio. Loki would never understand it, all these hybrid businesses were too niche, they’d have a hard time lasting in this market. But, she liked going and supporting other artists and friends, enjoyed having her art displayed on the walls of local businesses, and who was he to deny her that fun?
The little buffet table was filled with all sorts of leafy greens and vegetables of all colors. It was a vibrant exhibit, accentuated greatly by her art that complimented the bright green and orange paint job of the establishment.
“How come you don’t make food like this?” he asked, waving a blackbean taquito toward her as she gazed at another artist’s work.
“I make vegetables all the time,” she shrugged, snagging the taquito out of his hand and taking a bite.
“You make vegetables with Crisco, which I believe is just butter and animal fat mixed together.”
“I thought you liked my food, honey,” her big eyes clouded with worry, and his chest crumbled in an instant. 
“Oh, my sweet,” Loki sighed, snaking one of his hands around her waist, the other moving to cup her chin, “I do, it’s just-”
“Just what? You’ve been acting weird all day, Loki. What’s going on?”
He felt the heat creep across his cheeks, embarrassment flooding his every vein as he looked down at her. He hated feeling like this, vulnerable, but he wanted to be honest with her, to invest in this relationship.
“I’ve gained some weight recently… and I think it’s from your cooking.”
Her eyes widened in shock, “I haven’t noticed.”
His head cocked to the side, his lips pursing in disbelief. She noticed everything, from the ants on the sidewalk to the stars in the sky, she saw it all. 
“Loki, if you want me to make healthier meals, I’m more than willing. You just seemed to like my comfort recipes so much, and I wanted to make you things you liked,” she wrapped her arms around his waist, tugging his hips tightly against hers. “I have lots of recipes in my book, darlin’.”
“I do love your cooking. I guess I just feel a little… insecure right now,” he admitted, his face starting to cramp from the blazing blush across his nose.
“I really didn’t notice anything, but,” her hands dragged back to his belly, patting it softly as she stood on her tiptoes to give him a kiss. “Now that you mention it, I do like the little bit of cushion I’m feelin’.”
“Wow,” he chuckled, kissing her again. He covered her hands with his, giving them a soft squeeze of thanks. 
Suddenly, he had an idea. He leaned in and whispered hotly against her ear, “Think you can help me work some of it off?”
“Oh,” she feigned innocence, her southern drawl coming out in full force, “what kind of exercises do you have in mind?”
“The kind that includes me, you, and a locked bathroom door fifteen feet away,” Loki smirked, jerking his thumb over his shoulder. 
“Oh, I’m gonna be so sore in the mornin’,” she laughed as Loki dragged her to the other end of the restaurant, admiring his ass in his trousers unabashedly. 
Loki pulled her into the bathroom, locking the door behind them as he lifted her onto the sink. She grinned at him, her eyes full of light as he looked at her lovingly.
His girl, his Southern Belle.
His favorite thing to eat.
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