#Quote Calculator

[p1nkshield]

I saw a post where everyone in the batfam had adopted the airhead Brucie Wayne cover except for Damian and of course Alfred. So I wanted to add to the pile. :)

All of them are sitting in a restaurant

Brucie: … wait this has a little label for vegetarian on it but it doesn’t have any meat in it. I think you forgot to label it vegan!

Waiter: … this has whipped cream, eggs and milk in it sir.

Dick: Wait whipped cream isn’t vegan?!?

Jason: No, I’m pretty sure it is.

Dick: well if it isn’t I messed up my vegan challenge week and nobody told me!

Tim: can’t we just pay someone to find out if whipped cream is vegan?

Brucie: Good idea! [Takes out $100 bill and hands it to the waiter] Is whipped cream vegan?

Waiter: uhh

Damian: PLEASE STOP! NONE OF YOU HAVE DIETARY RESTRICTIONS! WHY DID THIS BECOME A DEBATE?

Dick: that’s not true I’m a pescatarian now! I really miss eating fish but it’s worth it!

Damian with head in hands: that’s not what- ugh forget it!

The waiter now confirms to everyone that they come across that Damian Wayne is indeed the holder of the Wayne Family Braincell.

Tabloids dub this conversation the dessert debate. It becomes a trend to ask what Bruce thinks is vegan during interviews.

#batfam #dick grayson #jason todd #bruce wayne #damian wayne #tim drake #Damian calculates the tip so his father doesn’t throw a couple hundred dollars as tip #poor Damian! free him!! #incorrect batfamily quotes #Jason is only playing along cause it gets to Damian so much #brucie wayne #Brucie I have one more question for you #is shrimp vegan? #Bruce: I didn’t think there would be a quiz section! uhh yes?

[lyrichi]

mc: you remind me of that one mean girls song...

mammon, side eyeing mc: ......which one..?

mc: oh shit what's the name of it.. Uh... da-da-da-da-da -- stupid with- Stupid with love!

mammon, offended: I- no- how dare you compare me with Cady-

mc: it's cause your stupid and in love

mammon: what??

mc, dramatically: and I'm Aaron, the camera is revolving around me

mc, being more dramatic: and then I dip you and kiss you like in that other song from the new movie

#smart with math but stupid with love #da da da #hc time #i feel like mammon is a human calculator #still has shit ass grades in everything #but you ask him a math problem verbally and like #he just KNOWS #yk? #yeah #obey me crack #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me incorrect quotes #obey me #obey me mc #obey me mammon #this one's kinda bad ngl :((

[philosophybits]

If desire should absolutely align with reason at some point then we will reason and not want, essentially because it will be impossible, really, for example, in preserving reason, to want the nonsensical and therefore knowingly to go against reason and to want to do ourselves harm. And since all desire and reason can be calculated, because at some point they will discover laws for our so-called free will, then, therefore, and this isn’t a joke, it will be possible to make up some kind of table, so that we will actually want according to this table.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky, Notes from Underground

#philosophy #quotes #Fyodor Dostoyevsky #Notes from Underground #reason #rationality #desire #will #free will #choices #calculation #norms #logic

[dwobbitfromtheshire]

Steve: You know, just because I'm bisexual doesn't mean I have to like them at the same time.

Robin: I never said you had to?

Steve: I mean, I really don't have to. How would that even work? . . . Oh, great, it was bad enough risking getting rejected by one of them, but they could come at me from both sides with a double whammy of 'yeah, that's a definite no.'

Robin: Okay, I'm lost.

Vickie: I don't think he's talking to us anymore, Robin.

Robin: Shit. . .Steve, you're thinking out loud again, buddy. Who are you even staring at?

She followed his line of sight to find him staring directly at Jonathan and Nancy.

Steve: I mean, I guess if Nancy lets me marry her, then I'm going to have to marry Jonathan, too.

Robin: You don't have to.

Steve: *sighs* No, I'm going to. He's cute. I'm probably going to have to throw Argyle in there, too. He's got a lot going for him, though. I'd marry him for his hair care secrets alone.

Robin: Well, I'm telling you right now, babe, I don't think your dad is going to pay for that wedding.

Steve: *sad noises* I know. . .

#stranger things #steve harrington #jonathan byers #stranger things argyle #nancy wheeler #nancy wheeler x steve harrington #stancy #nancy wheeler x jonathan byers #jancy #steve harrington x jonathan byers #stonathan #jonathan byers x argyle #jargyle #nancy wheeler x steve harrington x jonathan byers #stoncy #throw in argyle #stoncyle? #bisexual steve harrington #he's calculating #robin buckley #lesbian robin buckley #robin & steve #platonic stobin #stranger things vickie #with a side of #rovickie #rockie #incorrect stranger things quotes #rueleigh writes

[five-of-cr]

kaz textpost ft. a tiny bit of kanej

#this man is so memeable because everyone on the internet exaggerates but he is just actually that dramatic #dramatic not as in overreacting but every single action is a calculated performance to create the dirtyhands persona #he lives for the drama #he IS the drama #(plus he's down BAD for inej) #will add alt text soon #six of crows #shadow and bone #crooked kingdom #sab #soc #soc spinoff #save six of crows #save shadow and bone #incorrect grishaverse #grishaverse #incorrect crows #incorrect six of crows #six of crows incorrect quotes #incorrect grisha quotes #the crows #kaz brekker #kanej #inej ghafa #freddy carter #amita suman

[fromtheseventhhell]

Arya watched them die and did nothing. What good did it do you to be brave? One of the women picked for questioning had tried to be brave, but she had died screaming like all the rest. There were no brave people on that march, only scared and hungry ones. (Arya VI, ACOK)

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The night she was caught, the Lannister men had been nameless strangers with faces as alike as their nasal helms, but she'd come to know them all. You had to know who was lazy and who was cruel, who was smart and who was stupid. You had to learn that even though the one they called Shitmouth had the foulest tongue she'd ever heard, he'd give you an extra piece of bread if you asked, while jolly old Chiswyck and soft-spoken Raff would just give you the back of their hand. (Arya VI, ACOK)

Arya: *restrains herself from acting out when captured by the Mountain and his men because she knows fighting back/being brave wouldn't accomplish anything*

Arya: *takes note of the temperments of several Lannister guards so that she can learn how to navigate around their behavior*

Fandom: Arya is a feral idiot with no self-control uwu 🤗

#arya stark #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #this is really just a small portion of her intelligence and self-control and yet...people can't stand the idea of Arya being more than #the brawn to somebody's brains. They literally can't handle her being her own character or not comparing her to somebody else #mind you this is all on top of how calculated she us when helping with the coup and planning her escape from harrenhal #none of these takes are even judging her based on the books it's all about her in comparison to [x] character...usually Sansa #Ned's /Sun and Moon/ quote has had a terrible impact on this fandom and their perception of the Stark sisters #Arya HAS to be the /wild + reckless/ counterpart to Sansa's cool + collected/ side lol and it's such a joke #even if you thought Arya was reckless for defending Mycah which is debatable she's gone through so much since then #and she would've been dead several times over if she was really as rash and impulsive as fandom wanted her to be #why people can't comprehend both sisters sharing qualities I don't know but it's hilarious considering this fandom's #/don't pit the Stark sisters against each other/ attitude...guess that only counts when it comes to propping up Sansa #at what point can we start calling this out for the misogyny it is? #fandom nonsense

[adharastarlight]

Reg: fuck me if I'm wrong but two plus two is five, right?

James, who knows fuck all about maths:

Reg, types it into Lily's muggle calculator: oh would you look at that

#his is now canon #lily was sniggering the whole time #and sirius desperately tried to spell the calculator to say it was 5 #marauders #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #dead gay wizards #sirius black #james x regulus #remus lupin #wolfstar #starchaser #lily evans #regulus arcturus black #james fleamont potter #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes

[clotpolesonly]

The Raven King ch 62 // Call Down The Hawk ch 2

#decladamedit #adamedit #declanedit #trcedit #tdtedit #Decladam #Adam Parrish #Declan Lynch #TRC #TDT #quote posts #they continue to be the same person XD #i have no doubt every once in a while Adam drops what Ronan considers to be a Declanism like this into conversation #and Ronan has to reevaluate his life choices for a minute #or alternatively it just flies RIGHT over his head adkljgh #when Adam says stuff like this it's clever and commanding and calculating and sexy #they're practically not even the same words he literally CAN'T make the connection that Declan says the exact same thing #everyone around him despairs but they can't say anything about it or it would upset the delicate balance of Ronan's various issues lmaooooo

[glowupwithamy]

Sharing My Weekly Productivity Journey and Goals

- So these are my weekly goals actually I have many other goals to work on besides these but the ones i need to focus on the most are these

Here are my goals for 7 days plus 2 more days

So i've shared my goals for this week also two additional goals for the next days because why not and nobody cares. My April is starting well and being productive and im happy about that ive been doing the internment fasting that I used to do daily just didn't mention it. I think my time management is going well and my screen time is also reduced. I don't procrastinate on social media so overall I'm doing well. Wish me luck guys for the next week :)

#100 days of productivity #productive #productivity challenge #productivityboost #productivitytips #study inspiration #studyblr #goals #reading goals #dark academia #light academia #life goals #calculator #mathblr #study motivation #studyspo #study aesthetic #self image #study blog #studycore #motivation #life quotes #study blr #well being #girblogger #becoming that girl #dark academic aesthetic #desi academia #desi studyblr #it girl mentality

[corpusdiem-seizethedead]

Davey: Racetrack Higgins! Why would you do that?!

Race: Do you see this? *snatches off hat and points to hair aggressively* Do you see what color this is? Sometimes that affects what’s up here!

#for sense-making purposes this has to be Ben Cook’s racetrack #but any of them would say this #the other racetracks are blonde in spirit #race is the definition of dumb but not stupid #does he push on pull doors? absolutely #can he count cards like a mofo and keep track of stats and separate numbers games around the city? #also yes #it’s part of why spot finds the dumbass so endearing #like he saw race calculate odds mid-race at the track and thought- huh #and then he saw race walk into a pane of glass and was like: this one is mine #newsies #newsies 1992 #seize the day #newsies stage show #incorrect newsies quotes #incorrect quotes #racetrack higgins #I heard someone say this at a rehearsal the other day and it now lives in my head rent-free #davey jacobs #Davey is the only logical choice to ask the question #all the other newsies have grown accustomed to Race’s bullshit

[elasgottoomuchfreetime]

Crowley: I'm incredibly fast at math.

Aziraphale: Alright, what's 30x17?

Crowley: 47

Aziraphale: That's not even close.

Crowley: But it was fast.

#source: incorrect quotes generator #the answer is 510 btw #yes I needed a calculator for that #incorrect good omens #incorrect good omens quotes #good omens #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #ineffable husbands #ineffable partners

[tendou-satori-chocolatier]

Kuroo: another day and I still haven't used y=mx+b

Kenma: I use it to calculate the slope of my life going downhill

#i personally use it to calculate the slope of my math grade going down but similar enough #haikyuu #haikyuu incorrect quotes #haikyuuanime #haikyuuincorrect #incorrect haikyuu quotes #incorrecthaikyuu #kuroken #kuroo tetsurō #kenma kozume

[blueberrycalzz]

#ana y mia #a4a diary #a4a #ana quotes #tw ana shit #pro a4a #tw ana relapse #tw ed relapse #tw ed diet #body bmi calculator #i wish i was thinner #pro a4n tips #ed but not sheeran #tw ed in the tags #tw ed not sheeran

[howifeltabouthim]

. . . but she's also rlly calculated sometimes and not super??? stable??? (which i know sounds like an oxymoron but she kind of is an oxymoron of a human being)

Eliza Clark, from Boy Parts

#contradictory #characterization #i contain multitudes #unstable #calculated #scheming #schemer #reminds me of #oliver quick #saltburn #quotes #lit #words #excerpts #quote #literature #complex #anti-hero #eliza clark #boy parts

[jewelofgems]

I dare anyone to draw one of these quotes. No changing the characters.

• Airy: Uh, I think I got your lunch. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘I am very proud of you. Love, Bot :)’*  MePhone4: Oh yeah. I didn’t think this was for me. *Holds up a note that reads: ‘Be good. For the love of God, Please be good.’*

• Two: Any questions?  Four: Uh, yeah, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?  Two: Uh, a plan, duh...  Crayon Box: Four, chill, I know it’s weird, but Two has a point.  Four:  Four: THAT WAS LITERALLY A PONY DOODLE WITH A HAT!!

• Two: Did Crayon Box just tell me they loved me for the first time?  Gamey: Yeah, they did.  Two: And did I just do finger guns back?  Gamey: Yeah, you did.

• Gamey: I spy with my little eye something that begins with the letter “s”.  MePhone4: *looks over at Four and X*

MePhone4: Is it “sexual tension”?

• Crayon Box: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.  Crayon Box: Anyways, you said Blue is enjoying finger painting! That's great.

• Airy, to Crayon Box: How do you tell someone politely you want to hit them with a brick?

• Crayon Box: Hi could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire?  Airy: Microwave for 40 minutes.  Gamey: WHY WERE YOU MICROWAVING A LEMON?!  Airy: I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells and I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges, but I didn’t own any pots…  Calculator: Did you burn an orange too? HOW?!  Airy: Microwave for 40 minutes.

#object shows #inanimate insanity #ii mephone4 #tpot #tpot two #bfb #bfb four #object overload #oo gamey #open source objects #oso crayon box #onehfj #hfjone airy #object mayhem #om calculator #incorrect quotes #drawing challenge #kinda

[sexynetra]

SIX SENTENCE SUNDAY

Hi my lovelies <333 I am so sleepy but I have made so much progress on the upcoming chapter of rawnsyf <3 the end is in sight!! Allow me to introduce you all to a brand new character, you can call her Miss Cox if you’re nasty 😉

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Marcia opened her mouth, trying to think of a polite way to ask Jackie to give them some privacy, but Sugar didn’t give her the chance. “Jackie, it was great to talk with you, but I’ve got to run off for a bit, give my sister a call and make sure she’s doing okay. I’ll be back in a bit. Promise you’ll get me the information for that slam poetry reading you’re doing so I can be there?”

“Of course, I’d love to have you there. It’ll be a blast.” Sugar smiled at her before turning to Marcia momentarily, giving her a curt nod before brushing past her.

Marcia was still trying to process what had just happened when Jackie interrupted her runaway train of thought. “So, that was… something. Do you want to talk about it?”

Marcia blinked a few times, glancing across at the older girl. “Uh. No. Thank you. Slam poetry, huh? Isn’t that… you know… kind of dorky?”

#Is this 6 sentences? not really #but I get confused as to how quotes calculate into it so #close enough #anyways I wanted an exerpt of Jackie waxing poetic about her girlfriend but those need more tweaking and also spoil things I’m not ready #to spoil #please enjoy interpersonal drama between a bunch of queens <333 #drag race #rpdr #rpdr 15 #drag race 15 #anetra #marcia #rawnsyf #running away will never set you free #anarcia #marcia x3 #marcia marcia marcia #jackie cox #sugar #anarcia fanfic #anarcia fanfiction #my writing #sss #six sentence sunday #also obviously Jackie does slam poetry. I take no criticisms here #also I know it’s late shut up #anyways I’ll reblog it through Monday and if that makes you upset… suck it up it #ig* #jkjk love you all #but I will be reblogging this tomorrow :)