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teetrendii · 2 years
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thedumb1 · 4 months
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alecthedevil · 9 months
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Bat cow in the dining room during breakfast! (No this is not my guess for cluedo its context.)
Jason: Well well well. Look who's too good for cereal now!
Tim: He's trying to impress the cow.
Damian: Don't be ridiculous!
Bruce: Damian I am not comfortable with this situation.
Damian: Father what was I supposed to do?! I had that crazy dream and it was raining!
Bruce: Well I had a crazy dream there wouldn't be a cow's A- S- S in my face when i'm eating breakfast!
Jason (to Tim): I know what that spells
Tim: Ass
Jason: Ass.
Jason: Hey Bruce! ASS
Bruce: Stop it!
BONUS
Duke: One breakfast. I want one normal breakfast.
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shyjusticewarrior · 5 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 229
Joker: So who's Robin these days?
Jason: *punches him* Shut your damn mouth!
Dick: You're gonna be the last bat of the month, even after Jason!
Dick: Sorry, Jason.
Jason: Sorry for what? I wasn't listening.
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will-graham-coded · 11 months
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Asexuals:
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postsfullofcharm · 2 months
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charmedcleric · 8 months
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Sebastian: Mc I just realized something. I had a bad childhood
Mc: Yeah, I know
Sebastian: What do you mean you know?
Mc: Look at you.
Sebastian: What do you mean, look at me?
Mc: Look at how you stand. People who had good childhoods don't stand like that.
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crybabycunt · 11 months
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Yelena: You were supposed to do something about the mouse in the stairwell.
Kate: I did! I named him Brieyoncé. He likes Froot Loops.
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drama-glob · 4 months
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Incorrect BH6 Quotes
(Baron von Steamer captures Fred and start giving a monologue about his plan)
Steamer (Boldly declares): And with my final design, the city of San Fransokyo will tremble at my feet!
Fred (Raises his tied hands): Question: Does it have any gun-swords? I watch a lot of anime and trust me, you're gonna want some gun-swords.
Steamer (Quirks eyebrow): What's an anime?
Fred (Bows head and sighs): We have much to discuss.
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(Globby at Obakes's base sees a plate of nachos left on the kitchen table, unknowingly placed there by Noodle Burger Boy as a prank)
Globby (Looks around and smirks): Well, I am hungry. Don't mind if I do. (Reaches for them, triggers the trap and finds himself lifted off the floor)
Globby (Panics and starts trying to break free): Somebody help! The nachos tricked me!
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as a poc I never understood the French hate... til now
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Thanks Midnight Burger team
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twyz · 2 years
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Chucky: I just realized.. I had a bad childhood..
Tiffany: yeah I know
Chucky: what do you mean "you know"??
Tiffany: look at you!
Chucky: what do you mean "look at you"???
Tiffany: people with good childhoods don't stand like that
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mentally-at-home · 1 year
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catawampuscorner · 2 years
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sailoreuterpe · 5 months
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What are some of your favorite quotes from Bob’s Burgers? Can be a top five, can be from a specific character or episode, can be from the movie, anything you want!
"'Cause the rest of it is, 'Hell hath no fury like I do, Logan!'" "Do you think they mean 'dinghy' town?" "Don't feed a guy a sponge, Bobby!" "Honey, if I was hitting on you, you'd know, because you'd be terrified." "I'll never forget that suit." "It's his office!" "Oh, my God, how are you?" "Slugs go well with granola!" "Stay outta my room!" "Stop ruining Halloween by not celebrating Christmas." "That makes you the waffle!" "That's so much snot." "They're naturally spicy!" "Tina put too much salt in it." "Well, count this honky iiinnn!" “$400? That's like $500!” “I smell fear on you.” “I want a dry-erase board so I can write down all my private thoughts and then erase them immediately.” “No, Gene. Kurt is seducing your mommy.” “Well, I’m glad you kids are excited, because I am going to kill myself.”
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shyjusticewarrior · 7 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 172
Jason: Whose idea is better?
Dick: ...
Dick: I love you both equally.
Tim: Oh who cares!
Tim: Sorry, I love you too.
Barbara: Jason, think you can step up in my absence?
Jason: Alright! *lifts morningstar*
Barbara: *takes it from him* Nope! Tim, you're in charge.
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yamirexic · 3 months
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help me why did you follow a cartoon fan blog
idk, I really like cartoons ig xD
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