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jonasdirection101 · 1 year

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Tony: “Where are you going?”

Peter: “I don’t even know yet.”

Stephen: “Who’s going with you?”

Peter: “Whoever comes, I guess. Idk.”

Tony: “What are you all gonna do?”

Peter: “I’m trying to figure it out now. Idk what we’re doing.”

Stephen: “Are you all going to eat?”

Peter: “I hope so. I’m hungry. I haven’t eaten.”

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platonic-tony-stark · 1 year

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Y/n: Great now my asshole hurts aswell

Tony: excuse me?!

Peter: Mr stark?!

Tony: you two had sex?

Y/n: nah his cooking gave me diarrhea plus bladder infection

Peter: Dude don't tell him that

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incorrecttonyxeveryonequotes · 1 year

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Tony: Any plans for tonight?

Peter: No.

Tony: Loser.

Peter: Thanks, dad.

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scottishaccentsareawesome · 5 months

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(at Peter and Mary-Jane's wedding) Minister: Now Peter, repeat after me. I, Peter... Peter: I, Peter... Minister: Take thee, Mary Jane... Peter: Take thee, Wade... (Everyone is shocked) Peter(quickly): - Mary Jane. Mary Jane! Minister(to MJ):Uhh...shall I go on? Wade(to the person sitting next to him):...He - he said "Wade", right? Do you think I should go up there? (after they finish, having gone through with the wedding) Vanessa:...Well, that went well. Yeah. Negasonic Teenage Warhead: It could’ve been worse, he could’ve shot her....

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wingitbold · 1 year

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Peter: :(

Tony: What happened kiddo?

Peter: They are shutting down Twitter Mr. Stark

Tony: :(

Later that evening...

Peter: WHY DID YOU BUY TWITTER MR. STARK?

Tony: For it's social impact

Peter:

Tony: And, also because you were sad :)

Peter: :0

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avabarton5 · 2 years

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Tony: Don't stay up all night, Peter. Last time you got this sleep-deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.

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bokutogotacake · 1 year

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Do you think Peter Parker watches Bluey and cries himself to sleep in that twin bed of his alone in his apartment

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bitchystxrk3000 · 7 months

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Sweet Caroline

A/N- This is my first imagine so please be patient, I am trying my best but I've only ever written full stories or Incorrect Quotes. But there is a first for everything, right?

Fem!OC x Avengers(Platonic)

Fem!OC x TwinBrother!PeterParker

All the Avengers excluding Celia and Peter Parker were in the lounge area, talking when suddenly music started blaring from the floor above them. Tony knew what was going on and leaned back in his chair with a hand over his face and a roll of his eyes. Noticing this, Stephen Strange, cocked an eyebrow curiously over at the Genuis, Billionaire, Playboy, who simply huffed before answering. "I tried sending Celia and Peter to bed." He spoke, answering vaguely much to the Teams annoyance. As the music continued to blare, muffled voices can be heard in the room directly above them, which happened to be the Twins room. Tony tried giving them separate rooms but the twins always ended up in the same room. After interrogating them, Tony came upon the answer of which they've shared a room since they moved in with their Aunt and Uncle, and of which after having their Uncle shot right in front of their faces, they find comfort in each other to make the nightmares go away. Tony understood completely where they were coming from and ended up combining two of the rooms to make one big one by knocking down the wall in between the once separate rooms.

Upon further listening, the team realized that the song playing was Sweet Caroline from Neil Diamond and of course, their curiosity gets the best of them. One by one, the team went to the floor above them to listen better. Once everyone, including Tony, was upstairs, listening at the end of the hallway, by the elevator, they do admit, that it was worth coming upstairs. As soon as Tony, the last person to come upstairs, set foot on the floor, all they heard was Celia and Peter singing, "Sweet Caroline! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!" Steve was absolutely and utterly horrified at the young kids language, while Nat, Loki, and Bucky were smirking. Tony just huffed in annoyance, mouthing "Every. Night." Sam and Wanda were smiling trying to bite back their laughter. Stephen Strange and Thor's eyes were sparkling in amusement, with a slight lift of the corners of their mouths. Bruce and Clint were gaping in pure shock at never hearing such foul language from the two babies of the team, Pietro was silently howling in laughter and Vision was off to the side wondering what the hell was going on.

Upon coming back to the lounge, all they heard was a sound of glass shattering. Suddenly, FRIDAY spoke up. "Miss and Mr. Parker wish to apologize for breaking a lamp in their room. They promise to at least try and be careful next time." FRIDAY had said. "But they can't promise it won't happen again." FRIDAY had quickly added. The Avengers apart from Tony laughed at Tony's disgruntled expression. "Their lucky I love them." Tony muttered with a sigh before plopping back down on his armchair. The rest of the team shared a laugh before going back to their original seats just like Tony had done, while upstairs, Peter and Celia were in their assigned beds, letting each others sound of breathing and heart thumping inside the others chest, lull them to sleep, knowing that their other half and best friend were safe.

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incorrect-assvengers · 2 years

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MJ, normally: Fuck capitalism. It’s a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn’t fair. You shouldn’t need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

MJ, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should’ve tried not being poor.

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rustcd · 4 years

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Peter: surprised pikachu meme

Bucky: ...did you just say that out aloud?

Peter: yes let mE BE

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echo357 · 2 years

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MCU Incorrect Quotes; Part 6

Tony: If I get one like on this post then I will adopt Peter

Likes his own post:

Tony: Say no more! Kid get over here!

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Strange: If we are going to make it out alive, we will need an illogical solution. A really stupid idea, possibly fueled by pop culture references.

Everyone looks at Peter:

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Tony hoarsely: I...I think I'm losing my voice

Peter: Haha! Guess you can't yell at me anymore!

-later that day-

Peter: Turns out, Tony is a lot scarier when he is quiet

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Tony: You bought a taco?

Bucky: Yeah

Tony: At a moment like this?

Bucky: Mhm

Tony: FROM THE TRUCK THAT JUST HIT PETER?!

Bucky, eating the taco: Well me starving ain't gonna help kill the Taco guy

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Fury: Tony I'm going to need to ask you a few questions. Think you can answer them without your usual level of sarcasm?

Tony: If you can ask them without your usual level of stupid

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Steve: Hey Bucky! Want to help me watch Peter?

Bucky: Oh wish I could but I don't want to

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Peter: You didn't cry when Bambi's mother died?!

Tony: Yes it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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Steve: Peter, did you eat all of the donuts?

Peter: No

Steve: Are you lying to me? I can see all of the powder on your pants.

Peter, panicking: Thats Cocaine.

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Natasha: Peter, how old are you?

Bucky: He's like 12

Peter: Yeah like outta 10

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Steve:You know, I think we should try a non-violent approach to resolve this

Natasha: I agree. Except replace the word "non" with "extremely"

Bucky: and after the word "violent" include the phrase "Blood Explosion Extraordinaire"

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jonasdirection101 · 1 year

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Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."

MJ: "Hi."

Ned: "Hello."

Harley: "Hey."

Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."

Peter: "We were out of Doritos."

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platonic-tony-stark · 1 month

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Y/n: oh god I'm so full

Peter: I could puke

Both: *looking at Tony*

Tony: don't look at me I just paid, it was a buffet

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faisttimesandclaraskies · 3 years

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Peter: So what if he wins again?

Steve: We suck it up, I guess.

Bucky, cleaning his favorite shotgun: Not my first president, won't be my last.

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incorrect-mxrvel · 3 years

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Alternative Response to ‘I Love You’

Who Doesn’t: Tony

I Know: Nat

Thanks: Thor

A horrible decision, really: Steve

Why: Bucky

*Laughs Nervously*: Bruce

*Laughs Hysterically*: Clint

YEET: Peter

I’m Sorry: Rhodey

*finger guns*: Scott

If only there was someone out there who loved you: Loki

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wingitbold · 2 years

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Peter: Someone said, most Intelligent people tends be the stupidest. That is why I tried to test my suit’s grip after pouring oil on the lab surface.

Tony from the lab: You did... WHAT?

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