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graveyardgang · 2 days

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[Aiden, Ben, Logan, Taylor, and Tyler walk by and they’re all covered in glitter and slime and feathers and holding water guns]

Ash: I would ask what’s going on, but then you’d tell me, and why would I want that?

#source: hannah montana #unbothered queen #tyler doesn’t know how he ended up roped into it but he wishes he was ash #(aiden and taylor definitely made him participate — he’s a sucker for puppy eyes and dares)#incorrect sbg #incorrect school bus graveyard #sbg #sbg (webtoon)#school bus graveyard #incorrect quotes

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incorrectbatfam · 2 months

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Dick: I had a dream that you would not believe. You were about to kiss... I can't even say it.

Roy: Who was I about to kiss?

Dick: *gags*

Dick: Jason.

Roy: ...

Dick: Why aren't you bleh-ing with me?

Roy: Well...

Dick: "Well..." is not an option.

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batfamgalore · 8 months

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Oliver: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.

Dick: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.

*Dick and Roy hold up their hands and they are both handcuffed together*

Bruce: You wanna tell me how this happened?

Roy: Well, Wally thought-

Bruce: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.

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incorrectquotesmcu · 23 days

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Clint, trying to wake up Kate: Don’t make me get the water bucket.

Kate: You wouldn’t.

Lila: [walking past dripping wet] Yes, he would.

#source: hannah montana #clint barton #clint barton incorrect quotes #hawkeye #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #lila barton #lila barton incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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raphael-angele · 2 years

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Jason In The Kitchen

Jason, cooking with Damian:

Damian, cutting himself with a knife while chopping onions: Ow!

Jason, turning to him and looking at the small cut: Aw, habibi, I told you to be careful. C'mon, let's go put a bandaid on that.

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Jason, cooking with Dick:

Taste testing a meal:

Dick: How is it?

Jason: The pancetta tastes weird

Dick: Oh, that's cuz it's tofu

Jason: ...what?

Dick: It's tofu.

Jason: Dick, I trusted you to help me and give a recipe and you turn on my back and do an improv?

Dick: I followed it down to the micro besides the pig!

Jason: ...Get out.(⇀‸↼‶)⊃

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Jason, cooking with Tim:

Making a cake:

Tim: What's next?

Jason: Well, we got the flour, the milk, now we add three eggs

Tim: Simple enough. One, two, three *puts literal eggs into the bowl and starts mixing*

Jason:

Tim: Jay, I think there's something wrong here

Jason: You're suppose to break the eggs, replacement. (－‸ ლ)

Tim: Of course! *Breaks eggs with hand and puts them back in the bowl and then aggressively whisks*

Jason: Tim

Tim: *still whisking*

Jason: Tim

Tim: *still whisking*

Jason: Timmy

Tim: *stops whisking* ...get out?

Jason: And give that to me *snatches whisk* you have no right to hold a whisk

#dc comics #robin #dc #damian wayne #batfam #batfamily #tim drake #dick grayson #jason todd #red robin #nightwing #red hood #alfred pennyworth #batkids #incorrect batfam #batfamily incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: hannah montana #source: criminal minds

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 1 year

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Leo, trying to get Mikey out of bed: Don't make me get the water bucket.

Mikey, half-asleep: You wouldn't.

Raph & Donnie, soaking wet: Yes, he would.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: hannah montana #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #michelangelo #raphael #donatello

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incorrect-esmp-quotes · 5 months

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Joel: I knew you two couldn’t stay mad at each other.

Jimmy: Oh yeah. We’re closer than ever.

Jimmy & fWhip: *hold up their hands because they're handcuffed to each other*

Joel: You wanna tell me how this happened?

fWhip: Well, Sausage thought—

Joel: Oh man, I wish that man would stop doing that.

#incorrect empires smp quotes #incorrect empires quotes #incorrect empires smp #incorrect empires #incorrect quotes #empires smp #empires smp season 2 #empires season 2 #empires s2 #fwhimmy #smallishbeans #solidarity gaming #fwhip #mythical sausage #source: hannah montana

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rxmqnova · 7 months

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Natasha: Wow. That sweater is… adorable.

Y/N: I'm only wearing it, because my dad gave it to me, but thanks for the fake compliment. Good girlfriend stuff. Keep it up!

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incorrect-riordanverse-quotes · 1 month

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Blitzen: I knew you two couldn't stay mad at each other! Alex: Oh yeah, we're closer than ever. Alex & Sam: *hold up their hands to show they've been handcuffed to each other* Hearth: [signing] You wanna tell me how this happened? Sam: Well, Magnus thought- Blitzen: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.

#source: hannah montana #alex fierro #samirah al abbas #sam al abbas #blitzen #hearthstone #magnus chase #incorrect quotes #incorrect magnus chase #incorrect magnus chase quotes #incorrect floor 19 #floor 19 #incorrect mcga #incorrect mcga quotes #mcga

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incorrect-losers · 8 months

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Stan: You’re in love with me?

Bill: Yeah

Bill:

Bill: Unless you're not in love with me, then I take that back. 'Cause you know, I'm cool

#losers club #it #it chapter 2 #it stephen king #the losers club #losers club incorrect quotes #bill denbrough #stan uris #stanley uris #stenbrough #source: hannah montana

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daddiesdrarryy · 10 months

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Harry: I miss you

Draco: I miss you more. This is gonna be so fun, I did all my homework for the week, it’s gonna be perfect!

Harry: Well, almost perfect

Draco: Oh no, it’s my eyebrow, they’re uneven! LOOK AWAY!

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oceanview15 · 4 months

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Katara: *jokingly* If only the rest of the world could appreciate me as much as you do.

Zuko: Well, the rest of the world isn’t in love with the heroic, Waterbending Master Katara.

Katara: ….You’re in love with me?

Zuko:

Zuko: Unless you’re not in love with me! Then I take that back, because, you know… I’m cool.

#zuko x katara #zutara #incorrect quotes #source: hannah montana

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incorrectbatfam · 3 months

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[pre-reveal]

Barbara: The good news is we get to meet Nightwing.

Dick: I'm sorry, but it's just that...

Dick: I don't like Nightwing.

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batfamgalore · 7 months

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*Dick, Jason, Tim, Duke and Damian walk by and they’re all covered in glitter and slime and feathers and holding water guns*

Bruce: I would ask what’s going on, but then you’d tell me, and why would I want that?

#batman #robin #dc #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #nightwing #jason todd #red hood #damian wayne #tim drake #red robin #duke thomas #signal #incorrect dc quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #source: hannah montana

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incorrectquotesmcu · 22 days

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Kate: Well, the rest of the world isn’t in love with Yelena Belova!

Yelena: You’re in love with me?

Kate: Unless you’re not in love with me. Then I take it back, because, you know… I’m cool.

#source: hannah montana #kate bishop #kate bishop incorrect quotes #hawkeye #kate x yelena #yelena belova #yelena belova incorrect quotes #black widow #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

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incorrect-malfoys · 5 months

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Narcissa: Hey, Bellatrix? Where's Lucius?

Bellatrix: Don't know

Narcissa: When will he be back?

Bellatrix: Don't care

Narcissa: Could you tell him I'm looking for him?

Bellatrix: Don't count on it

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix lestrange #lucius malfoy #source: hannah montana

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