#these are real quotes | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

sh1tpostingonmain · 1 year

Text

"Real men don't beat their meat, they defeat it."

-N

#quotes #real #realquotes #correct quotes #these are real quotes #random #random shit #random thoughts #random one liners #one liners #wtf #wth #what the hell #what the fuck #true #true quotes

5 notes · View notes

nrmtenjoyer · 8 months

Text

Jake is so real because if I had stretchy powers I'd be 100% doing stupid shit like this

#nom nom nom #mmm egg in me #adventure time #finn mertens #jake the dog #jake adventure time #finn the human #finn adventure time #adventure time quotes #jake is so real #i love this show

42K notes · View notes

thatbarricade · 10 months

Text

noo don’t cry about july ending and the time passing, just remember the july poem :)

#end of the month melancholy is so real #the feeling that i’ve gone another month without achieving anything or bettering myself just punches me in the gut every time #but its going to be okay #i think #not les mis #poems and quotes #morgan harper nichols

15K notes · View notes

the-most-sublime-fool · 7 months

Text

Then, too, at sea—to use a homely but expressive phrase—you miss a man so much. A dozen men are shut up together in a little bark, upon the wide, wide sea, and for months and months see no forms and hear no voices but their own, and one is taken suddenly from among them, and they miss him at every turn. It is like losing a limb. There are no new faces or new scenes to fill up the gap. There is always an empty berth in the forecastle, and one man wanting when the small night watch is mustered. There is one less to take up the wheel, and one less to lay out with you upon the yard. You miss his form, and the sound of his voice, for habit had made them almost necessary to you, and each of your senses feels the loss.

—a sailor's diary entry, on losing a shipmate, ca. 1834 (from Two Years Before the Mast by Richard Henry Dana Jr.)

#he also started the entry for that day by saying 'this was a black day in our calendar'#sorry but i'm even more emotional about this after watching ofmd someone please appreciate #this is an actual entry in a real sailor's diary about really losing one of his shipmates #two years before the mast #richard henry dana jr.#quotes #nautical #the sea #nautical history #ofmd #our flag means death

8K notes · View notes

poppy5991 · 14 days

Text

Would have been so funny if All Might had promised to give Izuku OFA after cleaning up the beach and then after Izuku was done, told him “There is no quirk. We just train until we get so ripped that everyone thinks it’s super strength.”

#AFO CANNOT understand why he can’t steal the quirk #the real quirk was the lies we told along the way #mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha memes #mha incorrect quotes #all might #deku #one for all #midoriya izuku

3K notes · View notes

dumblr · 3 months

Text

My world can be falling apart and i still won't ask you for shit.

#quotes #personal #text post #facts #true words #true story #thoughtful #wise words #for real #dumblr

5K notes · View notes

vomits0cutely · 1 month

Text

Harry: i grew up with a lesbian mother and a bisexual father, both of which have a wife and husband so I didn’t know straight people existed until I was like 6

Ron: [is confused on who has a wife and who has a husband] Hold up, I’m confused say that again but slow

Luna: wait me too

Pansy: that’s the life every child deserves.