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fotibrit · 4 months
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for christmas, tony changes the light in his arc reactor to green and decorates it to be a tiny wreath
it’s his favorite tradition
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kaethefangirl · 4 months
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Tony Stark listens to Fall out boy. Convince me otherwise.
Stephen: *can't sleep, so he goes down to the lab to see what Tony's doing*
Tony: *casually screaming at the top of his lungs as he works* YOU WILL REMEMBER MEEE, REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIESSS!
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nakurumok · 1 year
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Say hi to you new AI (yet-to-be boy)friend.
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winfreywrites · 8 months
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i bring marvel headcannons
obvs based on canon as well, specifically for loki but yes
peter has that t boy swag and tony is a gay man fuck canon because i said so /lh
and thor is like a homophobic gay person
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Nat: Yelena why is peter drunk?
Yelena: ok it was only half my fault.
Peter: if the sky is up and we say whats up but we live on the ground and people say are you down-
Nat: peter be quiet. yelena care to explain
yelena: so you know how you said i couldnt walk around the compound drinking vodka from the bottle all the time?
Nat: yes… oh god what did you do
yelena: i put it in a waterbottle but how was i supost to know it was peters school waterbottle
Nat: HE DRANK IT AT SCHOOL?!
yelena: lets just say its a good thing we changed tonys info to mine so the school rang me instead
peter: yelenas the best-est-est ever. dad cant know i got drunk.
yelena: *snorts* thanks kid
Peter: *shoots a thumbs up before tripping over the couch and falling asleep*
Nat: Tonys gonna kill you when he finds out
yelena: it’ll be worth it for the blackmail photos *puts sunglasses and draws on peter’s face*
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mf-headcannontap · 4 months
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MARVEL Headcannon #7:
It was basically confirmed in the Loki series that what passes as candy on Asgard was fruits and nuts. It can be implied that before coming to Earth, dessert for these two would be fruit tarts and fruit cake.
That being said, this is why Thor took such a strong liking to Pop Tarts and why the day the Avengers showed Loki sugar is one that must never be spoken of ever. Let's just say, a kid in a candystore was a more than apt description of what transpired, and there was a reason why Loki had such restricted access to grapes and nuts (and why when pretending to be Odin they indulged on these), a Chaos God on sugar is stuff of nightmares.
Also, Tony will forever be blamed for showing Loki chocolate. The day Loki discovered Chocolate Fountains was a day that still brings chills to those who remember having to separate Loki from it and wrangle the slippery, sugar high god.
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quietlyimplode · 11 months
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So I've always had this head cannon about nat and tony in a romantic substitute way.Tony is in a relationship with pepper who loves him but doesn't really understand what it means to be a warrior, and Nat has her best friend Clint who understands being a warrior but is married to someone else. In each other Nat and Tony find understanding if not romance
Not sure where that is going but if it helps pass the time feel free to play with it
@lastcallsailor Thank you <3 I enjoyed playing with this concept and it came at a time where I was watching a movie with a friend, and could just chill out and write.
Tony and Nat always make me think that they are perfect as friends but as lovers they would be volatile, no checks and balances - doesn’t make it any less fun though. Here’s my take - feel free to imagine on how it may end, either with a romantic interlude or perhaps just both of them passing out.
(Thank you <3 You are wonderful.)
(This week is something else - send in headcannons, fic ideas, wip questions, recs etc)
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“Vodka, Natasha?”
Tony laughs.
“You’re a walking cliché.”
The words have an edge to them.
Natasha scoffs, offers him the drink and he holds up his own.
“Byo. Wasn’t sure if you were one of those no drinking spates.”
She takes another swig and sinks further into the chair.
He lowers himself onto the floor and copies her, with his bottle of whisky.
“Thought you didn’t drink that stuff,” he comments.
She rolls her eyes.
“When I’m low, this feels right, feels like it’s what I should be drinking to get to entropy.”
She nods at his drink.
“What about you, your father’s drink of choice making you feel better?”
He laughs, the melancholic ring makes her smile they both drink more.
They sit in silence, lost in thoughts.
“What are you doing here, Tony?”
He shrugs.
“Misery loves company, right?”
Natasha nods.
“Your annoying presence, is welcome any time.”
“That’s the alcohol talking,” he laughs.
“What are we doing, shell head?”
Tony sinks further down.
“You mean besides sitting together, and drinking?”
“Clint doesn’t want anything to do with me, and Pepper…”
“Doesn’t want anything to do with me?”
“When did you find out he was married?”
Natasha rolls her eyes.
“Divorced.”
“Same thing, no?”
“I don’t think so,” she retorts, setting the bottle down.
“So you get to wallow because he went off with his Ex on a mission and they didn’t invite you? They have all the history and you have, what? Baggage?”
His words cut her, and she throws the nearest pillow at him.
“Pepper kick you out again? How much sleep have you had in the last week, Tony Stark?”
He throws the pillow back.
“Enough to be functional.”
She can’t help the derisive laugh.
“Not enough to stop the nightmares, huh? You attack her again?”
Tony picks up another pillow and throws it.
“It wasn’t me, it was the sentinels.”
“I knew I shouldn’t have told you last time,” he mumbles.
Natasha drinks.
“No wonder she left,” she replies, harshly.
Tony drinks, then clears his throat, rolling his eyes at her words like they didn’t hurt.
“They’re coming back you know? And all the heart ache, all the stories, and then all the pain you feel now can be dampened down.”
He adjusts his position back to sitting on the couch instead of next to it.
“You can keep pining for something that you’ll never have.”
She laughs.
“Normalcy?”
“Is that what you want?”
He drinks the meager contents that are left and sits the bottle on the ground.
“I don’t think I’ll ever have that,” she says truthfully.
“Stability?”
Natasha nods.
“Yeah, maybe that.”
He laughs easily.
“We won’t ever have that.”
She sets her bottle down, the contents still swishing.
“Yeah.”
There’s a pause and thoughtful look.
“Yeah, you’re right, I don’t think we ever will.”
It’s like she’s had an epiphany, and Tony grows uncomfortable at the way she stares at the now still bottle.
“It’s not a bad thing,” he clarifies.
“I’ve never been normal or stable, son of billionaire, tech genius. Never just been Tony. Never just been a boyfriend, or someone that can be… someone I guess. I’m always something.”
Natasha nods slow.
“Yeah.”
“Me too,” she finishes, almost inaudibly.
He stands to sit next to her, their combined weight depressing the couch.
“Why’d you come here, Tony?”
She rests her head on his shoulder and sighs.
“Why’d you have to make me feel sorry for you, when I just wanted to feel sorry for me?”
He rests his now pounding head on hers.
“I thought you’d understand, maybe, the uncomfortableness of feeling alone. That it’s more fun to be alone, together.”
He thinks on his words, wondering just why he’d come. Pepper had left, the tower seemed like the loneliest place.
He’d wondered what the others were doing and found Clint on a mission. Tony knew he’d find comfort in his friend.
For all the things that Clint knew about Natasha, he didn’t know about the complicated feelings.
“Turns out you do.”
She sighs heavily.
“I like being alone.”
“Yeah, me too.”
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yandereaffections · 2 years
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Yandere Tony Stark with an assassin darling.
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Tony would figure it out rather quickly, maybe not as fast as he admits to though, he blames it on the way you easily distract him with the way you move and the lingering touches in an attempt to get closer to the millionaire.
He wouldn't be afraid to make you aware of what he knows about you either, the moment he fell for your mysterious self there was no way he wasn't going to scavenge for in depth information, tony enjoys the look of pure shock on your face when the fact he's on higher ground becomes clear to you
There's nothing better to him than a confident opponent, even better when you stand there shocked unsure of your next move. Tony likes seeing you all confused, happily watching your expression grow when he admits to having a attraction to his little assassin and wanting to keep them.
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xanderio1 · 5 months
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ANGSTY SPIDERSON AND IRON DAD HCS
1.🕊️ (Warning for @bus3)
Peter loved aunt may but aunt may blammed Peter for uncle Ben's death, leading her to become cold, and abusive towards Peter. Peter, without any remaining family members or friends that could help him, felt that all hope was lost. Until he became Spiderman.
After Peter and tony met, they started to form a close relationship, some would say (*cough cough* rohdey, pepper and happy *cough cough*) a fatherly son sort of bond. Peter thought of it like this and so did tony but they never let eachother know. One day, when the avengers bought Peter along on a mission, he got hurt. It was supposed to be an easy mission, punch some bad guys and save the day as always.
Peter had his ribs broken (classic Peter 😭)
As Hellen cho patched him up, making sure his excelertated healing didn't heal his ribs in the wrong place, she noticed the cuts and bruises all along his body. Informing the avengers as Hellen dearly loved Peter, they all knew who did it.
And that's how they figured out why Peter doesn't like going home
That's how they figured out why Peter didn't talk about may.
That's how Peter moved into the avengers tower.
2.🕊️
Tony had a bracelet that he gave to Peter. He didn't expect him to ever wear it, assuming that Peter thought it would be too 'girly'.
Peter wore it EVERYWHERE.
Peter knew that it could track his location, vitals, emotions E.T.C, but he didnt mind, because he trusted mr. Stark with his life. Tony got an alert from F.R.I.D.A.Y, saying:
"mini boss is in distress sir, elevated heart beat showing, and distortion. He's showing signs of a panic attack. Location: midtown school."
Tony dropped everything, and was at the highschool in three minutes flat.
Ever since then, tony did his best to help Peter, and get him to co-operate. Now in his locker at school, aswell as ned's and MJ's, theres a spidey safe kit, and in the tower, everything Peter needs to calm down.
There's one problem, no one knows why he has them, and no one asks due to the order of iron dad (as Nat, rhodey, Steve and pepper now call him), because tony trusts that when the time comes, he will tell him.
And if Peter needs him at any time, click the little button on the bracelet.
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Marvel characters as customers at my coffeeshop:
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Basically been on my mind and so here are my thoughts. Obviously note these are my opinions. Typing this on my phone so excuse any mistakes.
Steve and Bucky: they both get drip coffee with cream and sugar. Since cream and sugar were rationed when they grew up its a treat that they get to have every morning. They tip and it took a while for them to figure out the whole credit card thing. They always say good morning and thank you. Overall a good customer and welcome regulars.
Sam: this man is the perfect customer. He likes to get the special or whatever the barista recommends. However if it's busy he will get a drip coffee since it takes less work. He always tips. Always calls you by your name. Asks how your day is going. Compliments your music or outfit. Best customer out there and favorite regular by far. Oh he also always offers to pay for his friends. He might even pay for the person behind him. Literally makes your day as soon as he enters the shop.
Natasha: never gets the same thing since she's a spy and is trained not to have a routine. Knew your name the first day without asking for it. It took you a moment to realize this. Cash only. Will tip and once stole the wallet of a man who refused to tip. A mysterious 100$ appeared in the tip jar.
Clint: like natasha he doesn't have a regular. Will use your name and asks how you are. The creepy guy who hit on you never showed up after you informed Clint it in passing once. Sometimes orders pastries to bring home.
Tony: a busy man who gets the largest cold brew. Doesn't really talk. It's more of a nod, you ring him up, he pays, and leaves. He's usually on his phone. Would be annoying but he tips well and if someone new is there he introduces himself and what he orders. He's a regular you can count on to be polite and simple.
Bruce: shows up Monday morning at opening for a cup of coffee and to order a bag of beans. He makes himself coffee at home for the rest of the week. Super polite and honestly a great first customer for the start of the shift. However if you're a minute late he will mention it.
Thor: so excited to try everything and also wants to learn about it. Asks the difference between espresso and drip. Has tried everything and keeps note of what he likes and doesn't like. Also likes to order for his friends. A lively customer who is a great tester for your new specials. Sometimes too much energy for when you are having a bad day. But he often noticedls this and buys you a pastry in hopes it makes you feel better.
Loki: the type to order a pourover and peer over the counter to make sure you get it right. Will have you remake a drink if it does not satisfy him. Great taste but terrible customer. Oh also offended at how little money baristas are paid and makes a point to tip really well. He mentions how even the servents of asgard get paid more and better benefits. Also has stolen from customers who don't tip. The only reason he's not banned from the shop is because the tip jar is filled each time he comes in. Sometimes even with random things like jewelry or magical objects.
Peter Parker: doesn't take too much caffeine. Gets a tea or lemonade. Sometimes food. Usually comes after school with friends to study. Apologizes about being too rowdy but honestly they aren't too bad. Aks you a bunch of questions and shares cool facts. Always cleans up and tucks in the chairs afterwards. Personally I would love him and would sneak him a bunch of treats and discounts.
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the-salem-devil · 2 years
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PERFECTIONIST!Reader x Bucky Barnes [HEADCANNONS]
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SUMMARY: Perfectionist!Reader has a bad day, Bucky is soft.
WARNINGS: MILD ANGST WITH FLUFFY ENDING, PROJECTING WRITER, TONS OF FLUFF, FOREHEAD KISSES, CL*NT BARTON.
Word count: 1,022
““Perfect/Perfection” Word count: 9
-You were a perfectionist, it was no secret. -Everybody knew since the moment they met you, speculation was made about the root, be it OCD, strict parents, insecurity, or just a normal habit.
-Nobody knew, and nobody needed to know.
-You’d obsess over the small details, turning a fifteen minute project into a two hour masterpiece, you couldn’t stop until it was perfect.
-Bucky might not realise this at first, his brain was a little scrambled from the ice please be patient with him.
-This might be something that would catch his attention in the first place.
-The passion in your eyes as you tried to straighten out any little imperfection in your work makes his stomach go warm, melting the ice still plaguing the inside of him.
-He adores the face you make when your focused.
-When he starts to realise he has feeling for you, this might trigger some insecurities,
-In his eyes, you are perfect, everything you do is perfect, everything you touch turns to perfection.
-In your eyes, he doesn’t need to be perfect, you love him anyways.
-You’d defiantly need to take charge initially, he doesn’t want to ruin the bond you both already have so you’d have to risk asking for more.
-Once both you lovestruck besties pull your heads out your asses the romantic tension between you can finally bloom.
-One thing you have in common at the early stages of your relationship is acting a little distant,
-Bucky constantly worries about hurting you, he’d never do it purposely but accidents happen, and he’d rather continuously compliment Sam then ever cause you the slightest bit of discomfort.
-You’d worry about not being enough, you already held yourself to high standards but you loved him enough to push the impossibly tall standers further.
-It may have taken awhile, but Bucky starts to notice little things,
-You seemed more exhausted then usual,
-you tended to be quicker to irritation with the team (Clint especially, the fucknut made once made a period joke about your new attitude and he rightfully almost lost his tongue.)
-One day the cup spilled over,
-You’re alarm decided to break overnight so you’d woken up late, having stayed up late discussing paperwork with Nick Fury.
-Rushing to get ready you skipped on styling your hair, leaving it frizzy and untamed, earning a jab from Tony.
-The sheepish shrug and smile you’d given Steve hadn’t been enough to get you out of a lecture after training despite it not being your fault Steve-
-You’d been drooling all day at the snack you’d hastily made yourself the yesterday night before dropping out of consciousness, only to find your late night logic had failed to noticed it had expired a month ago.
-By the end of the day you were ready to curl up in Bucky’s arms and forget this day every existed.
-But the interns needing your assistance had kept you later then you’d wanted.
-Finally making it into you and your lovers floor, you were ready for some stereotypical self care the media had conditioned you into wanting.
-The face mask had left your skin itchy and dry, and the only moisturising cream you had was scented so you ended up with a strawberry scented headache.
-The colourful socks you’d dawned had made you slip and bump your head onto the cold hard floor.
-You were ravenous and when the food you’d ordered came you’d dug in without a second thought, only to find they added the one thing you didn’t want into your meal.
-And worst of all, Bucky was late.
-You took a deep breathe and pulled out some watercolour paint and paper, it was a gift from a friend after you’d mentioned wanting to try it.
-An honest mistake, really.
-You hunched over the kitchen counter, your normally perfect posture thrown out the window as your tears dripped onto the wet mess of a paper underneath you.
-It’s was a disgusting mix of purples and blues, browns and greys a product of poor mixing choices and the green trees you’d tried to save it with had melted into the cool colours.
-Distracted by your heavy heart you had failed to hear the elevator slide open, and a tired relieved voice calling out, “Hey Doll! I’m back!”.
-At the sound of his precious baby dolls gentle sobs he hurriedly put down the pizza he’d gotten and rushed to the kitchen.
-He wrapped his arms around you from behind, brushing the hair from your face and rocking you back and forth gently.
-After your hiccups slowed to shaky breaths he coaxed you from the chair you sat in.
-Turning you around to face him, he gently asks “Whats the matter, doll face?”
-You sniffle loudly and gesture with your head towards the mess of a painting behind you, “I was trying out the watercolours my friend gifted me, but they didn’t work how I expected, I tried to fix it but it just wouldn’t work and!-”
-He’d let you ramble, spilling everything that happened today, and the feelings of perfectionism you had slipped out a couple times.
-After you finished, he’d slowly release you from his grip and carefully pick up the mostly dried piece of paper,
-You’d watch him as he grabbed a magnet from the pantry and attach it to the fridge, with your abomination underneath it.
-Startled, you’d burst out laughing.
-He’d come back over to you and wrap a arm around your waist, looking at you adoringly as he waited for the laughter to subside.
-Kissing your forehead he whispers, “You are everything to me, your personality is perfection to unreachable heights and i’m so lucky to call you might, love.”
-It didn’t erase the habit of perfectionism, it didn’t magically change your mindset to be easier on yourself, and it certainly didn’t fix your opinion of the picture on the fridge,
-But it shifted something in your relationship, you relaxed into his hold as he swayed you softly in a music-less dance from a long time ago.
-Not that it mattered, but to you, this moment was perfect.
Hey little witchlets! Thanks for sticking around until the end, I would love some requests for any characters, marvel or not, and would adore some prompts if you have time to spare <3
XOXO The Salem Witch
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Headcannon: Uncle Ben was working in the city, near Stark Tower, when the Chitauri attacked. Uncle Ben was in a building that was collapsing due to the attack, Iron Man saved him. That is partly why Peter Idolizes Tony so much.
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nerdby · 11 months
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Tony Stark Inattentive ADHD Headcannon
I got the idea for this headcannon when I remembered that all the way back in the very first Iron Man movie from 2008, Tony needed two assistants -- JARVIS and Pepper -- to run his life for him, and back then he was just a charismatic playboy with billions of dollars and good booze. His schedule consisted of getting paid to blow shit up, tinkering with cars, and one night stands at galas. And stressing Rhody out, I guess, but that's not even difficult.
So, yeah, two assistants and a seemingly lifelong hyperfixation on AC/DC and fancy cars along with a bucket load of daddy issues. Not to mention the coinciding PTSD, depression, suicidal tendencies, eventual anxiety disorder, and alcoholism -- people with untreated mental health issues are more prone to alcoholism or drug addictions because they're more likely to experiment in order to self-medicate.
That's my argument for Tony Stark having ADHD.
And also I have ADHD.
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nakurumok · 2 years
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Undercover! + Top Gun!Stony headcannon!
Apparently it is about Steve and Tony going undercover in Navy and Steve gets to fly a fighter plane and he forgets he is a Super Soldier™   and crashed the plane by pulling the controls and ejection handle too hard.
Luckily he has his Shellhead as his backseater.
Somehow I think the enemy would cry when they come face-to-face to Captain America and Ironman. Even Fifth-gen planes won’t save them.
(And I am too obsessed with Top Gun Maverick recently my apologies ;P)
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winfreywrites · 7 months
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steve x tony moodboard
god i want them to beat each other up and kiss so bad
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Pepper: where’s peter and Morgan?
Tony: they said they went to walk the dog
Pepper: … Tony we don’t have a dog
Tony: …
Pepper: …
*peter returns with Morgan strapped to him in a baby harness*
Pepper: Morgan are you ok? Peter what did you do?
Morgan: i threw up
Peter: six times
Pepper: OMG WHY
Peter: She gets motion sick
Morgan: dad did you know the view from the Empire State Building is awesome?
*Tony who’s been caught trying to sneak out*
Tony: ummm … yeah?
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