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hearts-4buck · 4 months
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Marvel + incorrect pictures (mostly young avengers)
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hisnamesdylan · 2 months
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Hi, welcome to Lockwood and Co.
We have:
Anthony “sad-boi” Lockwood
Lucy “come-over-here-and-see-how-feisty-I-am” Carlyle
Quill “I-don’t-know-how-to-deal-with-not-being-useful-anymore” Kipps
George “my-conspiracy-theories-are-usually-right” Cubbins/Karim
Holly “I’m-bad-at-confrontation” Munro
Ned “brawn-over-brain” Shaw
Bobby “I’m-think-I’m-smarter-than-George” Vernon
Kat “am-I-the-only-one-with-the-brain-cell” Godwin
Montagu “can-these-children-chill-for-once” Barnes
And
“I-can-be-evil-at-times-but-sadly-I-care-about-people-now” Skull
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incorrectquotesmcu · 1 month
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Peter: The universe is cold and unfeeling. The only constant is chaos.
Ned: Was that place out of chocolate-chip pancakes again?
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fandomnerd9602 · 2 months
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Just the idea of Peter having Male Reader as the friend who acts gay but isn't gay and being frenemies with MJ
After patching up Peter
Ned: So we're going to head out now okay
Peter: Sure
Male Reader: Ok get well soon buddy *gives Peter a forehead kiss*
MJ: We'll see you tomorrow *Kisses Peter*
Male Reader: Wow really flexing your girlfriend privileges
MJ: Shut up your just jealous
Peter: Guys please not know I'm in pain
MJ: you’re totally gay for Peter!
Y/N: I am not!
Ned: when did this start?
Y/N: it all started when I held Peter’s hand during the movies hang out. MJ wouldn’t hold his hand so I did
MJ: I was holding my soda!
Y/N: your boyfriend needs his hand held during the movie and I stepped up. That’s called true friendship-relationship
Ned: a Bro-ship!
Y/N: thanks Ned
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fotibrit · 10 months
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It’s spirit week at midtown and one of the days is crazy hat day. Peter mentions this to Tony, who IMMEDIATELY suggests Peter either wear the actual spider-man mask, or take one of the Iron Man helmets.
“NO, Mister Stark, I can’t- why would I wear that?”
“Why not? It would be funny.”
“Not once I have to explain how I have it!”
“That would be the funny part, actually.”
“NOBODY is wearing EITHER of those. I don’t know if I’ll even participate, Ned said he-“
“Kid, you’re a genius. Hey FRIDAY, text Ned Leeds and ask if he wants an Iron Man helmet for crazy hat day. He’d go for it”
“MISTER STARK, NO”
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bitchystxrk3000 · 3 months
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Thor: I put the pun in punishment.
Ned: I put the top in unstoppable.
Peter: I put the cute in execute.
Y/N: I put the sexy in dyslexia.
MJ: I put the ass in class.
Loki: I put the D in Y/N.
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sasha-naell · 6 months
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Ned : It's really funny, becoming a parent makes you say phrases you would never imagined. For example “stop eating the wall” or “don’t throw food at your brother”
Robert : “stop trying to kill cats”
Ned : What ?
Robert : What ?
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jonasdirection101 · 1 year
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Tony, walking into his house: "Hello, people who do not live here."
MJ: "Hi."
Ned: "Hello."
Harley: "Hey."
Tony: "I gave you a key for emergencies."
Peter: "We were out of Doritos."
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inncorrect-starklings · 6 months
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Bran: Mom, the other kids at school keep calling you a “MILF”. What is that?
Catelyn: …
Ned: It’s a fact
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Jon *chilling in the afterlife waiting for resurrection*: So I'm named for Jon?
Ned: Arryn.
Rhaegar: Connington.
Lyanna: -quil.
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lesbian-deadpool · 1 year
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Y/N: I played Dungeons and Dragons with Peter, Ned, and MJ.
Y/N: They were supposed to fight the wolves surrounding a town.
Y/N: Instead, they fed the wolves and turned them into their friendly wolf army.
Y/N: These kids, man. They’re gonna make the world a better place.
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headcanonthings · 14 days
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Ned: I don't get what's wrong with being a pillow princess. Sleeping Beauty was one and did it really well Peter: How do you know she was- MJ, putting a hand on Peter's arm to stop him: Ned, what do you think a pillow princess means? Ned: A princess who is sleeping in her very comfy royal bed. Duh! I wanna be a pillow princess. Peter: I'm gonna tell him MJ: Don't you dare
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the-real-mj · 1 month
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Harley: I accidentally poisoned one of these cups and I don't remember which one.
Peter: How the fuck do you forget something like that.
Ned: ACCIDENTALLY???
Mj: With the way this dinner is going, I hope it's mine.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 4 months
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Ned: We haven't done anything. We haven't broken any rules.
Peter: Okay, we've broken a lot of rules. One: We have fake IDs.
Ned: Fake college IDs, so we can get into their 24-hour library.
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ljlokijinx · 9 months
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MJ: Hey Peter, wanna play UNO?
Peter, understanding it as 'you know': MJ, I love you, but as a friend...
MJ: Uno, dos, tres you idiot, the CARD GAME!
Harley *very obviously flirting*: Wanna play you know, darling?
Peter, not about to do the same mistake twice: Oh yeah, I have a deck in my desk.
Ned: Wanna play UNO?
Peter: Ned, you're my friend-
Ned: The game you idiot!
Peter: I KNOW, BUT LAST TIME WE PLAYED YOU DIDN'T TALK WITH ME FOR A WEEK.
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ironrad · 1 year
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Flash: Give me your lunch money, dork.
Peter: It’s giving broke.
Flash: What-
Ned: Personally, you don’t see me asking for lunch money.
Flash: Wait but-
Peter: The food isn’t even that good.
MJ: If you can’t afford it, just say that.
Flash: I-
Ned: Common bully L
Flash:
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