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incorrectbatfam · 1 month
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Damian: How does it feel to be the worst Robin ever, huh?
Jason: Shut up, your mom buys you Megablocks instead of LEGOs.
Damian: You better take that back!
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amazing-spiderlad · 3 months
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Vaggie: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE IN TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE REFRIGERATOR! GET UP THERE!
Angel, climbing: This hotel is a FUCKING NIGHTMARE!
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not-another-robin · 1 year
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These felt combinable to me
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Weems: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Miss Addams?
Wednesday: no
Enid: I do!
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
Enid: I'm sad.
Weems: I know, Miss Sinclair.
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Can we discuss how Percy and Piper are like the only ones with any knowledge of pop culture??
Like Leo probably has some, but he's also been in the system for a while so he probably didn't have much time to be watching movies or being online.
We talk about Annabeth not knowing references all the time, but I feel like we don't talk about the others much.
Frank also might have some? But I can't see his grandmother letting him sit down and watch movies or anything.
And we don't know a ton about Will, but he's at camp full time so assuming he was also quite young when he arrived he also probably doesn't have much.
Nico and Hazel for obvious reasons are lacking in that area.
Reyna was on Circe's Island for quite a while, and has so much trauma from before that I doubt she does.
Jason was raised by wolves, they weren't showing him any of that stuff.
Clarisse is also a year rounder, and since everything she did when we first met her was try to make Ares proud, I don't think she was researching popular media.
Thalia didn't exactly have time between babysitting her mom, raising Jason and then being on the run and then being a tree.
Luke might have? He was at home for a while before everything happened and he found Thalia, but not anything after that.
Percy is the really the only one that regularly gets out of the greek hero headspace. Like he goes home, he tries to go to regular school every year, he still talks to his mom and Paul.
And Piper most likely stays updated on social media things because she wants to see what her dad is up to.
We need more headcanons and fanfics about Percy and Piper educating everyone on pop culture moments and references.
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zootopiathingz · 9 days
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Vaggie: wake up, sleepyhead!
Angel: hm?
Husk, on the other side of the bed: what the fuck?
Vaggie: OH MY GOD—!
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spn-lesbian · 9 months
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Cas, handing Dean the phone: it’s Sam, he needs help
Dean, taking it: just snap his kneecaps and he'll talk, We’re at a parent teacher conference
teacher:
Cas: anyway, you said Jack is enjoying finger painting! That's great
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gavas-world · 1 month
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Silence, I discover, is something you can actually hear.
Haruki Murakami
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*after aziraphale left them alone in the bookshop for five minutes*
Crowley: *to the tune of the final countdown* ITS A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Y/N: *off-key kazoo playing*
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incorrect-multiverse · 5 months
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Wednesday: Tonight, one of you will betray me.
Enid: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you.
Eugene: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday: No, it’s not you either.
Tyler: Is it me, Wednesday?
Wednesday *mockingly*: Is iT mE, Wednesday?
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incorrectbatfam · 3 months
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Bruce: Robin, this is a crime scene.
Robin!Stephanie, pulling ice cream out of a freezer: Is this the murder weapon? No? Then get off my back.
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Simeon: ...Now release *all* of those sounds that are trapped in your mind Satan, Belphie, and MC: *unholy screeching* Simeon: Simeon: Are you three okay? Belphie: I’m a little messed up Satan and MC: same
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Literally all of Heaven: Let me see what you have.
Xie Lian: San Lang!!!
Heaven: NO!
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greghatecrimes · 5 months
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what do you mean this wasn’t canon
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aphmcu-mha · 1 month
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Husk: I had a dream we fucked
Angel: Relax, it was just a dream
Husk: Huh, gay, I wouldn’t fuck you
Angel: You wouldn’t?
Husk: I mean, unless you want to-
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shyjusticewarrior · 6 months
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DC Comics Incorrect Quotes Pt 185
Jason: Hey bro, can I have a sip of that water?
Tim: It's not water.
Jason: Vodka? I like your style-
Tim: It's vinegar.
Jason: What?
Tim: It's vinegar, pussy.
Duke: You can control white people by giving them cheese.
Jason: *eating a cheese stick in the background*
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