Sirius : David Bowie would win in a sing off
against Freddy Mercury.
James : BACK THE FUCK UP- EXCUSE ME
Sirius : OF COURSE HE WOULD. DID U
FORGET "under pressure exists"
James : SIRIUS "KILLER QUEEN"
"BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY"
"ANOTHER ONE BITES THE DUST
Sirius : THE ENTIRE DIVINE SYM-
Remus and Regules shake their head fondly as they watch their boyfriends tackle each other.
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zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz etc
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i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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I want to eat this picture hahahah
I love them so much!!! Rimus face!
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"Mooooooooooonyyyyyy"
"What did you do Sirius? "
"How dare you sir- HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF DOING SOMETHING IMPROP-"
"You've got five minutes to tell me. "
"Okay. You know the little money in your trunk you had for spending in Hogsmede? "
"Sirius I swear to God. "
" I got you chocolate. I mean a lot of it. I got you so much that my money wasn't enough."
"What."
They enter the living room which has a pile of chocolates. It looks like a mountain. "
"I know your mad moody but-"
Remus hugs him with so much force he topples over and falls In to the chocolate.
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